the guy spends his entire review of the entire game complaining that the main character is too hot
man i wish i could get paid to not even do my job
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
video game journalism is just a bunch of "people" who NEED to get a story out all the time.
they need to regularly but there isn't always news, so they generate random shit that gets clicked.
I know someone who works in it because of how absolutely easy it is for the pay. he laughs as he posts these idiotic lefty takes because he knows nobody takes them seriously, but his bosses keep turning down articles that are the opposite side of the spectrum
Isn't it a character action / hack n slash beatemup game? What more do you need in such a game besides combat? He even says that the combat is good but still proceeds to give 6/10
What a gay
Right-wing American who lives in a flyover state.
Cis, white male.
Lives in his mom's basement.
Has never left his house.
Has never seen a woman in real life.
Racist. Sexist. Homophobic. Transphobic.
Voted for Trump.
Exclusively browses Ganker boards like Ganker, Ganker, and /misc/.
Either very fat or very lanky.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
LITERALLY and UNEQUIVOCALLY me
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Uhh, i'm also browsing Ganker.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Right wingers are more likely to get their dick wet. I’m right wing and have been married twice. Loads of “looking for the right fit” in between. Also point 3,4,5, and the last one are literally some autistic furgay lefties I know.
Also, pointing out sex as some difficult to get thing is telling. I have an ugly left wing cousin who still manages to get laid. Granted, it’s in a throuple. But still. Sex is easy, especially if you’re good looking.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
you're a prostitute
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Why the hell would you lie on Ganker of all places?
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
I haven’t once. I know the stereotype is autistic incel homosexual, but surely that’s not the majority. It’s so fricking easy to get laid nowadays. It has never been easier. Take a shower.
Every single discussion around this game is so obnoxious on both ends. But the MC looks hot so I’m gonna buy it and a PS5. Hopefully it comes to PC soon so I can get some nude and thick mods.
Sorry no. That's not a real woman.
Agreed. This is, though.
Literally zero difference... unless you're a virgin, that is.
Based chad dabbing on these incels.
just for you
trans people > cis people
at being mentally ill
sissy cares about story in video games
I wonder if this strat works for this weak looking low t weasel.
So THIS is the face of leftoids who hate Stellar Blade lmfaoooo
the guy spends his entire review of the entire game complaining that the main character is too hot
man i wish i could get paid to not even do my job
video game journalism is just a bunch of "people" who NEED to get a story out all the time.
they need to regularly but there isn't always news, so they generate random shit that gets clicked.
I know someone who works in it because of how absolutely easy it is for the pay. he laughs as he posts these idiotic lefty takes because he knows nobody takes them seriously, but his bosses keep turning down articles that are the opposite side of the spectrum
Same vibe
>a gay forced to play a game made for straight guy or lesbian
what is this called again? a modern torture? or blackmail ?
I'm like 90% sure this guy is a sissy crossdresser who gets pegged.
I'm being serious if I can find it ill post
>If you take the game away, it’s a bad game
Is this the true power of gaming journalists?
Isn't it a character action / hack n slash beatemup game? What more do you need in such a game besides combat? He even says that the combat is good but still proceeds to give 6/10
What a gay
I'd be fairly pissed if I make a living off my good looks and someone makes me look like that in a video game.
I mean technically yeah, women that ugly do in fact exist.
Only incels find her ugly.
You'll have to give me your definition of incel because it seems like everyone who throws that term around means something different.
Right-wing American who lives in a flyover state.
Cis, white male.
Lives in his mom's basement.
Has never left his house.
Has never seen a woman in real life.
Racist. Sexist. Homophobic. Transphobic.
Voted for Trump.
Exclusively browses Ganker boards like Ganker, Ganker, and /misc/.
Either very fat or very lanky.
LITERALLY and UNEQUIVOCALLY me
Uhh, i'm also browsing Ganker.
Right wingers are more likely to get their dick wet. I’m right wing and have been married twice. Loads of “looking for the right fit” in between. Also point 3,4,5, and the last one are literally some autistic furgay lefties I know.
Also, pointing out sex as some difficult to get thing is telling. I have an ugly left wing cousin who still manages to get laid. Granted, it’s in a throuple. But still. Sex is easy, especially if you’re good looking.
you're a prostitute
Why the hell would you lie on Ganker of all places?
I haven’t once. I know the stereotype is autistic incel homosexual, but surely that’s not the majority. It’s so fricking easy to get laid nowadays. It has never been easier. Take a shower.
>Sorry no. That's not a real-ACK
I don't get it, where am I supposed to look?
the shilling for this game is so obnoxious
Yes we know from the other thread you just made homosexual.
i like how mad you marketers are getting
Mad about what?
that not everyone likes the game you're shilling
and the fact not everyone finds these ai chink faces attractive
A) where did I shill anything?
B) where did I say I find anything attractive?
Don't bother. Ledditroons think Ganker is one person.
it's not really that different from any of the other big releases Ganker has seethed about over the past few years
so they took plastic surgery alien, then scanned it and performed digital plastic surgery to it so it looks even more alien
yup, which is fine but the game is pretty mid
>based on a super model
>still had to change the face and body
???
>based on
That's stretching it, her body looks completely different. They definitely took a lot of liberties.
Every single discussion around this game is so obnoxious on both ends. But the MC looks hot so I’m gonna buy it and a PS5. Hopefully it comes to PC soon so I can get some nude and thick mods.
Fake breasts and the face doesn't even look like her
So how's the gameplay?
worse than Nier Automata
>based on this model
>but not a 1-1 copy
>we had our 3D modelers give her extra curves and increase the jiggle physics by an order of magnitude
No different than when they take an attractive face model and make her uglier.
even hotter
>asiatics making hypersexual boring games
>westoids making hyperugly boring games
I'll stick to superior Japanese games folded 1000 times
>asian """"faces""""
dis gus ting, doesnt help that she is probably 80% plastic at this point, as is tradition for k*Reans
>this makes american trannies piss and shit themselves
pretty much everything does that
>game of the year of the year
moron
RIP in peace