>Tommy is a literal incel, was a virgin when he went to prison and has just been released, never canonically has sex once the entire game >repeatedly ruins every chance of sex with his terminal autism (such as in the car with Mercedes) >filled with subpsychotic, violent incel rage all throughout the game >betrayed by everyone and everything around him >Tommy is quite literally out of touch, out of time in 80s Vice City
There is no game lonelier and more incel than Vice City.
In terms of the way they're presented though, Claude and Tommy are villain protagonists while CJ and Niko are antiheroes. None of them are good people, but the latter two are portrayed more sympathetically.
10 months ago
Anonymous
matter of presentation then because i feel like taking a scalpel to the underworld to cut your way to the top is more legitimate a motivation than burying a construction worker alive for talking to your sister.
its so out of left field for Carl than you have to wonder what the motivation for it was if not to show CJ as bordeline unhinged because thats not "id do anything foh mah famly" when hes usually just a hoodrat doing hoodrat shit like drive-bys
10 months ago
Anonymous
I feel like every GTA game has that one fricked-up mission. Cannibalism is a common theme, for instance.
10 months ago
Anonymous
I'm glad I'm not the only one that was always bothered by that mission. It's so incredibly out of character and off of the tone of the rest of the game.
10 months ago
Anonymous
that mission had the tone of an eminem song. it felt weird, but at the same time i could see cj doing that since he's a career criminal. he can be the voice of reason sometimes, but he's still a criminal, still a gta protagonist and thus prone to unpredictable felonious behavior. remember claude and maria at the end?
10 months ago
Anonymous
Yeah normal CJ would be like "hey why the frick are you messing with my sister" then beat him up and that's all.
Probably GTA2. Shit is hard as hell compared to its 3d sequels, but its manageable.
>Tommy Vercetti as incel
Its implied in the story that he had fricked Mercedes. Weak bait, play the game again.
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I dont care what Crowbcat said about GTA 4. I like GTA 4 the most because it tells its story from 3 different perspectives that have different tone from each other, the city is very dramatic and well detailed, the story, while not as fun as the rest, its more convincing and has racism in it and as a doomer walking around LC at night with niko bellic, feels like home
>Its implied in the story that he had fricked Mercedes.
Where? You keep saying this but you never present a single shred of evidence for it, funnily eough. The only times Mercedes propositions Tommy canonically he awkwardly squanders it through terse, awkward, dismissive replies.
Because Tommy doesn't want to piss of Cortex and actually wants to stay on good terms with him.
10 months ago
Anonymous
Okay so you're now acknowledging Tommy DOESN'T sleep with Mercedes and that it's NOT IMPLIED throughout Vice City.
10 months ago
Anonymous
I'm not that anon you've been arguing with but you'd have to be moronic if you actually think Tommy is a virgin which is what you've been arguing about the entire time.
10 months ago
Anonymous
There's not a single shred of proof that Tommy ever canonically has sex and there is plentiful grounds to believe he has never had sex given his backstory.
>Where?
Mission: The job. At the end, you hear Mercedes offering Tommy a massage(since we all know how promiscuous she is, we know what kind of "massage" she is offering), and Tommy accepts.
There is a lots of subtle flirting with Tommy and Mercedes when Tommy arrives on Colonel's boat. That's pretty early on the game, and since she has been friendly with Tommy ever since, we can assume some kind of relationship is taking place in the background
Mercedes was supposed to be Tommy's actual gf in game, but this idea eventually got cut from the game. The audio still exists though.
10 months ago
Anonymous
>There is a lots of subtle flirting with Tommy and Mercedes when Tommy arrives on Colonel's boat. That's pretty early on the game
Yes and he spills his spaghetti in the car and forever ruins it. You're the kind of pathetic incel who thinks you've lost your virginity because a girl glanced nervously at you once when passing you on the street, aren't you.
10 months ago
Anonymous
Lol what the hell are you talking about? I only gave proof to support my argument. Take your pills and get off the internet
10 months ago
Anonymous
You don't know what the word 'proof' means, clearly.
>GTAV IV is the greatest technical marvel and I'm tired of pretending it's not
I agree. If only it was polished though. It needs to go through multiple hoops to get this game running well on pc, and even if you do that there are certain console based limitations that cause unfixable issues
Add also bully and manhunt 1 to this list. Rockstar of david never gave a shit about pc ports until pc gaming became relevant again around at the end of ps3's lifecycle
Everyone likes VC's soundtrack so it's automatically good. 5's was fine, I wasn't crazy about the tracka in 5 but I also haven't played it since it released on PS3/360 so I don't know how the stations changed. You're right on the money with 4's music though, definitely underrated.
10 months ago
Anonymous
>5's was fine, I wasn't crazy about the tracka in 5 but I also haven't played it since it released on PS3/360 so I don't know how the stations changed.
I remember 5's being VERY satisfying to do firstperson taxi fares in. Soulwax FM alone is godtier. Nonstop Pop is incredibly kino too. Radio Mirror Park. There's a lot of great stuff in 5.
Radio X yes but it's constantly swapping between that and Radio Los Santos. San Andreas literally shaped my taste in music and Alice In Chains is my favorite band because of it.
It's funny how a lot of SA takes place in 1992, but a lot of its music came out in the tail end of 1992 and was really more associated with 1993. Dirt and The Chronic, for instance.
the same reason you dont put on breakcore when playing a farming simulator. If youre going to commit to playing as the Niggest Nog in existence dont be a b***h and half ass it by saying "ugh, well im not going to listen to any RAP"
that said its not really a big deal, even if you have a preference, shitposting along the highway with KDST permanently on is perfectly valid- i wouldnt take a jpg online too seriously
moronic image, SA (and Tony Hawk) literally shaped my taste in rap and I grew up and moved to SoCal because I was so obsessed with Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg and the entire g-funk scene
Knew that and suge ended up the biggest b***h of them all. And that doesn't suddenly make the music worse. It's not like I moved to LA to join the crips
Knew that and suge ended up the biggest b***h of them all. And that doesn't suddenly make the music worse. It's not like I moved to LA to join the crips
Suge Knight was a white girl princess in blackface.
>itt: people who never, EVER played LCS
this guy makes tommy and claude look grade school teachers. he's incredibly unhinged and it's subverted by the fact that he's *just* a mobster
>Manhunt tier minigame where you go around killing people in animal costumes with a chainsaw >kills a fat dude with a deli this way before he has him made into sausages
I have played LCS and I agree that Toni is more "capable" as a psychopath compared to almost every other gta protagonist but not a professional psycho like claude or tommy.
He is not being remembered though because he is a dumb fetch guy and his most outrageous acts are mostly a product of his stupidity and his mommy issues.
>What is the Dark Souls of the Grand Theft Auto series? >Zero flying mission >Driving school >Flight school >Vice city kill Lance Vance mission >Vice city escape from the mall mission
Either pic rel or IV
3
IV is piss easy tf u on about
Vice City incelcore
How is Vice City incelcore?
>Tommy is a literal incel, was a virgin when he went to prison and has just been released, never canonically has sex once the entire game
>repeatedly ruins every chance of sex with his terminal autism (such as in the car with Mercedes)
>filled with subpsychotic, violent incel rage all throughout the game
>betrayed by everyone and everything around him
>Tommy is quite literally out of touch, out of time in 80s Vice City
There is no game lonelier and more incel than Vice City.
>out of touch, out of time
tommy had sex several times in the game chud
Tommy does not canonically have sex a single time in Vice City.
Tommy is also arguably the most evil GTA protagonist.
Yeah that too. He's a legit psychopath. He has no heart whatsoever. He is an automaton of hate and vengeance and fury. He is incel, hear him roar.
Tommy kills people sure but at least he kills them normally, CJ buried several people alive and had several more diced into pieces by various means.
i dont remember the extent to which Vercetti goes ham but the standout is just getting into a chainsaw fight.
In terms of the way they're presented though, Claude and Tommy are villain protagonists while CJ and Niko are antiheroes. None of them are good people, but the latter two are portrayed more sympathetically.
matter of presentation then because i feel like taking a scalpel to the underworld to cut your way to the top is more legitimate a motivation than burying a construction worker alive for talking to your sister.
its so out of left field for Carl than you have to wonder what the motivation for it was if not to show CJ as bordeline unhinged because thats not "id do anything foh mah famly" when hes usually just a hoodrat doing hoodrat shit like drive-bys
I feel like every GTA game has that one fricked-up mission. Cannibalism is a common theme, for instance.
I'm glad I'm not the only one that was always bothered by that mission. It's so incredibly out of character and off of the tone of the rest of the game.
that mission had the tone of an eminem song. it felt weird, but at the same time i could see cj doing that since he's a career criminal. he can be the voice of reason sometimes, but he's still a criminal, still a gta protagonist and thus prone to unpredictable felonious behavior. remember claude and maria at the end?
Yeah normal CJ would be like "hey why the frick are you messing with my sister" then beat him up and that's all.
Tommy kills people with chainsaws and hammers and katanas. Burns them alive. Tommy tortures and gruesomely murders a lot of people.
>didn’t frick prostitutes and murder them to get your money back
You’re not doing it right, anon.
Do you not know what canon is or something? I'd rather eat a pizza than frick a prostitute. I'm a nofapper.
The face of a man who has gone 237 days nofapping.
Probably GTA2. Shit is hard as hell compared to its 3d sequels, but its manageable.
>Tommy Vercetti as incel
Its implied in the story that he had fricked Mercedes. Weak bait, play the game again.
I dont care what Crowbcat said about GTA 4. I like GTA 4 the most because it tells its story from 3 different perspectives that have different tone from each other, the city is very dramatic and well detailed, the story, while not as fun as the rest, its more convincing and has racism in it and as a doomer walking around LC at night with niko bellic, feels like home
>Its implied in the story that he had fricked Mercedes.
Where? You keep saying this but you never present a single shred of evidence for it, funnily eough. The only times Mercedes propositions Tommy canonically he awkwardly squanders it through terse, awkward, dismissive replies.
Because Tommy doesn't want to piss of Cortex and actually wants to stay on good terms with him.
Okay so you're now acknowledging Tommy DOESN'T sleep with Mercedes and that it's NOT IMPLIED throughout Vice City.
I'm not that anon you've been arguing with but you'd have to be moronic if you actually think Tommy is a virgin which is what you've been arguing about the entire time.
There's not a single shred of proof that Tommy ever canonically has sex and there is plentiful grounds to believe he has never had sex given his backstory.
>Where?
Mission: The job. At the end, you hear Mercedes offering Tommy a massage(since we all know how promiscuous she is, we know what kind of "massage" she is offering), and Tommy accepts.
There is a lots of subtle flirting with Tommy and Mercedes when Tommy arrives on Colonel's boat. That's pretty early on the game, and since she has been friendly with Tommy ever since, we can assume some kind of relationship is taking place in the background
Mercedes was supposed to be Tommy's actual gf in game, but this idea eventually got cut from the game. The audio still exists though.
>There is a lots of subtle flirting with Tommy and Mercedes when Tommy arrives on Colonel's boat. That's pretty early on the game
Yes and he spills his spaghetti in the car and forever ruins it. You're the kind of pathetic incel who thinks you've lost your virginity because a girl glanced nervously at you once when passing you on the street, aren't you.
Lol what the hell are you talking about? I only gave proof to support my argument. Take your pills and get off the internet
You don't know what the word 'proof' means, clearly.
Take your fricking meds, jesus christ
>le meds meme
Trust the soience, chud.
why don't they reboot San Andreas?
it's the most popular GTA ever
What does this even mean? Which GTA is the worst?
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>you switch to K-DST or Radio X
No, for me it's K-Rose.
GTAV IV is the greatest technical marvel and I'm tired of pretending it's not. It was only down from there.
>GTAV IV is the greatest technical marvel and I'm tired of pretending it's not
I agree. If only it was polished though. It needs to go through multiple hoops to get this game running well on pc, and even if you do that there are certain console based limitations that cause unfixable issues
That's true for every GTA port on PC except for V
Add also bully and manhunt 1 to this list. Rockstar of david never gave a shit about pc ports until pc gaming became relevant again around at the end of ps3's lifecycle
>you switch to K-DST or X Radio
Frick no, I listened to Master Sounds FM, The Bounce, Radio Los Santos and SFUR
For me it's Playback FM.
I listened to this one too but the 4 I listed are my favorites. San Andrea's has the best music and best variety of music, imo.
I'll always prefer Vice City's music. IV's music is underrated too. I prefer even V's music to San Andreas.
Everyone likes VC's soundtrack so it's automatically good. 5's was fine, I wasn't crazy about the tracka in 5 but I also haven't played it since it released on PS3/360 so I don't know how the stations changed. You're right on the money with 4's music though, definitely underrated.
>5's was fine, I wasn't crazy about the tracka in 5 but I also haven't played it since it released on PS3/360 so I don't know how the stations changed.
I remember 5's being VERY satisfying to do firstperson taxi fares in. Soulwax FM alone is godtier. Nonstop Pop is incredibly kino too. Radio Mirror Park. There's a lot of great stuff in 5.
Radio X yes but it's constantly swapping between that and Radio Los Santos. San Andreas literally shaped my taste in music and Alice In Chains is my favorite band because of it.
It's funny how a lot of SA takes place in 1992, but a lot of its music came out in the tail end of 1992 and was really more associated with 1993. Dirt and The Chronic, for instance.
GTA SA is actually a pretty bad take on 1992 honestly in contrast to how 3 is a 2001 time capsule.
I mean you are right but why should I have to listen to rap while playing?
the same reason you dont put on breakcore when playing a farming simulator. If youre going to commit to playing as the Niggest Nog in existence dont be a b***h and half ass it by saying "ugh, well im not going to listen to any RAP"
that said its not really a big deal, even if you have a preference, shitposting along the highway with KDST permanently on is perfectly valid- i wouldnt take a jpg online too seriously
moronic image, SA (and Tony Hawk) literally shaped my taste in rap and I grew up and moved to SoCal because I was so obsessed with Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg and the entire g-funk scene
Dre didn't write his own lyrics and he and Snoop were Suge's b***hes
Knew that and suge ended up the biggest b***h of them all. And that doesn't suddenly make the music worse. It's not like I moved to LA to join the crips
Suge Knight was a white girl princess in blackface.
>IV, CTW, VC/LCS
You just know the guy who made this is a homosexual who still holds on to the opinions of Gankerirgins and Brazilians circa 2008.
Alright, kid, GTA 1 and 2 were quite popular on the PS1. That's why they had sequels, you mong.
>you must have watched some litteral who eceleb if you like gta 4
Its the best by far if you don't have the brain of a child. Tanks and dildos lmao!
>Whenever you get in a car you switch to K-DST or Radio X
For me its THE DUST, The Alternative and K-Rose.
Probably Manhunt, doing stealth properly in those games is awkward as shit.
probably 3 or further back than that, since the narratives get pretty deep after that
>itt: people who never, EVER played LCS
this guy makes tommy and claude look grade school teachers. he's incredibly unhinged and it's subverted by the fact that he's *just* a mobster
Is this the LCS protagonist? I played it but I don't remember him being particularly unhinged.
>Manhunt tier minigame where you go around killing people in animal costumes with a chainsaw
>kills a fat dude with a deli this way before he has him made into sausages
I have played LCS and I agree that Toni is more "capable" as a psychopath compared to almost every other gta protagonist but not a professional psycho like claude or tommy.
He is not being remembered though because he is a dumb fetch guy and his most outrageous acts are mostly a product of his stupidity and his mommy issues.
>destroys nearly a third of the city for some dickass executive
>What is the Dark Souls of the Grand Theft Auto series?
>Zero flying mission
>Driving school
>Flight school
>Vice city kill Lance Vance mission
>Vice city escape from the mall mission
>brother has asthma
>I have to become GTA to afford his medication