Grand Theft Auto

What is the Dark Souls of the Grand Theft Auto series?

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Either pic rel or IV

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      3

      IV is piss easy tf u on about

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Vice City incelcore

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      How is Vice City incelcore?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Tommy is a literal incel, was a virgin when he went to prison and has just been released, never canonically has sex once the entire game
        >repeatedly ruins every chance of sex with his terminal autism (such as in the car with Mercedes)
        >filled with subpsychotic, violent incel rage all throughout the game
        >betrayed by everyone and everything around him
        >Tommy is quite literally out of touch, out of time in 80s Vice City

        There is no game lonelier and more incel than Vice City.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >out of touch, out of time

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          tommy had sex several times in the game chud

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Tommy does not canonically have sex a single time in Vice City.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Tommy is also arguably the most evil GTA protagonist.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah that too. He's a legit psychopath. He has no heart whatsoever. He is an automaton of hate and vengeance and fury. He is incel, hear him roar.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Tommy kills people sure but at least he kills them normally, CJ buried several people alive and had several more diced into pieces by various means.

            i dont remember the extent to which Vercetti goes ham but the standout is just getting into a chainsaw fight.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              In terms of the way they're presented though, Claude and Tommy are villain protagonists while CJ and Niko are antiheroes. None of them are good people, but the latter two are portrayed more sympathetically.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                matter of presentation then because i feel like taking a scalpel to the underworld to cut your way to the top is more legitimate a motivation than burying a construction worker alive for talking to your sister.

                its so out of left field for Carl than you have to wonder what the motivation for it was if not to show CJ as bordeline unhinged because thats not "id do anything foh mah famly" when hes usually just a hoodrat doing hoodrat shit like drive-bys

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I feel like every GTA game has that one fricked-up mission. Cannibalism is a common theme, for instance.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm glad I'm not the only one that was always bothered by that mission. It's so incredibly out of character and off of the tone of the rest of the game.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                that mission had the tone of an eminem song. it felt weird, but at the same time i could see cj doing that since he's a career criminal. he can be the voice of reason sometimes, but he's still a criminal, still a gta protagonist and thus prone to unpredictable felonious behavior. remember claude and maria at the end?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah normal CJ would be like "hey why the frick are you messing with my sister" then beat him up and that's all.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Tommy kills people with chainsaws and hammers and katanas. Burns them alive. Tommy tortures and gruesomely murders a lot of people.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >didn’t frick prostitutes and murder them to get your money back

          You’re not doing it right, anon.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Do you not know what canon is or something? I'd rather eat a pizza than frick a prostitute. I'm a nofapper.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              The face of a man who has gone 237 days nofapping.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Probably GTA2. Shit is hard as hell compared to its 3d sequels, but its manageable.

          >Tommy Vercetti as incel
          Its implied in the story that he had fricked Mercedes. Weak bait, play the game again.

          post em

          I dont care what Crowbcat said about GTA 4. I like GTA 4 the most because it tells its story from 3 different perspectives that have different tone from each other, the city is very dramatic and well detailed, the story, while not as fun as the rest, its more convincing and has racism in it and as a doomer walking around LC at night with niko bellic, feels like home

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Its implied in the story that he had fricked Mercedes.
            Where? You keep saying this but you never present a single shred of evidence for it, funnily eough. The only times Mercedes propositions Tommy canonically he awkwardly squanders it through terse, awkward, dismissive replies.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Because Tommy doesn't want to piss of Cortex and actually wants to stay on good terms with him.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Okay so you're now acknowledging Tommy DOESN'T sleep with Mercedes and that it's NOT IMPLIED throughout Vice City.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not that anon you've been arguing with but you'd have to be moronic if you actually think Tommy is a virgin which is what you've been arguing about the entire time.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                There's not a single shred of proof that Tommy ever canonically has sex and there is plentiful grounds to believe he has never had sex given his backstory.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Where?
              Mission: The job. At the end, you hear Mercedes offering Tommy a massage(since we all know how promiscuous she is, we know what kind of "massage" she is offering), and Tommy accepts.
              There is a lots of subtle flirting with Tommy and Mercedes when Tommy arrives on Colonel's boat. That's pretty early on the game, and since she has been friendly with Tommy ever since, we can assume some kind of relationship is taking place in the background

              Mercedes was supposed to be Tommy's actual gf in game, but this idea eventually got cut from the game. The audio still exists though.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >There is a lots of subtle flirting with Tommy and Mercedes when Tommy arrives on Colonel's boat. That's pretty early on the game
                Yes and he spills his spaghetti in the car and forever ruins it. You're the kind of pathetic incel who thinks you've lost your virginity because a girl glanced nervously at you once when passing you on the street, aren't you.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Lol what the hell are you talking about? I only gave proof to support my argument. Take your pills and get off the internet

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                You don't know what the word 'proof' means, clearly.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Take your fricking meds, jesus christ

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >le meds meme
            Trust the soience, chud.

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    why don't they reboot San Andreas?
    it's the most popular GTA ever

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    What does this even mean? Which GTA is the worst?

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    post em

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >you switch to K-DST or Radio X
      No, for me it's K-Rose.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      GTAV IV is the greatest technical marvel and I'm tired of pretending it's not. It was only down from there.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >GTAV IV is the greatest technical marvel and I'm tired of pretending it's not
        I agree. If only it was polished though. It needs to go through multiple hoops to get this game running well on pc, and even if you do that there are certain console based limitations that cause unfixable issues

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's true for every GTA port on PC except for V

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Add also bully and manhunt 1 to this list. Rockstar of david never gave a shit about pc ports until pc gaming became relevant again around at the end of ps3's lifecycle

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >you switch to K-DST or X Radio
      Frick no, I listened to Master Sounds FM, The Bounce, Radio Los Santos and SFUR

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        For me it's Playback FM.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I listened to this one too but the 4 I listed are my favorites. San Andrea's has the best music and best variety of music, imo.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'll always prefer Vice City's music. IV's music is underrated too. I prefer even V's music to San Andreas.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Everyone likes VC's soundtrack so it's automatically good. 5's was fine, I wasn't crazy about the tracka in 5 but I also haven't played it since it released on PS3/360 so I don't know how the stations changed. You're right on the money with 4's music though, definitely underrated.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >5's was fine, I wasn't crazy about the tracka in 5 but I also haven't played it since it released on PS3/360 so I don't know how the stations changed.
                I remember 5's being VERY satisfying to do firstperson taxi fares in. Soulwax FM alone is godtier. Nonstop Pop is incredibly kino too. Radio Mirror Park. There's a lot of great stuff in 5.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Radio X yes but it's constantly swapping between that and Radio Los Santos. San Andreas literally shaped my taste in music and Alice In Chains is my favorite band because of it.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's funny how a lot of SA takes place in 1992, but a lot of its music came out in the tail end of 1992 and was really more associated with 1993. Dirt and The Chronic, for instance.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          GTA SA is actually a pretty bad take on 1992 honestly in contrast to how 3 is a 2001 time capsule.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I mean you are right but why should I have to listen to rap while playing?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        the same reason you dont put on breakcore when playing a farming simulator. If youre going to commit to playing as the Niggest Nog in existence dont be a b***h and half ass it by saying "ugh, well im not going to listen to any RAP"

        that said its not really a big deal, even if you have a preference, shitposting along the highway with KDST permanently on is perfectly valid- i wouldnt take a jpg online too seriously

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      moronic image, SA (and Tony Hawk) literally shaped my taste in rap and I grew up and moved to SoCal because I was so obsessed with Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg and the entire g-funk scene

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dre didn't write his own lyrics and he and Snoop were Suge's b***hes

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Knew that and suge ended up the biggest b***h of them all. And that doesn't suddenly make the music worse. It's not like I moved to LA to join the crips

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Knew that and suge ended up the biggest b***h of them all. And that doesn't suddenly make the music worse. It's not like I moved to LA to join the crips

          Suge Knight was a white girl princess in blackface.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >IV, CTW, VC/LCS
      You just know the guy who made this is a homosexual who still holds on to the opinions of Gankerirgins and Brazilians circa 2008.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Alright, kid, GTA 1 and 2 were quite popular on the PS1. That's why they had sequels, you mong.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >you must have watched some litteral who eceleb if you like gta 4
      Its the best by far if you don't have the brain of a child. Tanks and dildos lmao!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Whenever you get in a car you switch to K-DST or Radio X
      For me its THE DUST, The Alternative and K-Rose.

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Probably Manhunt, doing stealth properly in those games is awkward as shit.

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    probably 3 or further back than that, since the narratives get pretty deep after that

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >itt: people who never, EVER played LCS
    this guy makes tommy and claude look grade school teachers. he's incredibly unhinged and it's subverted by the fact that he's *just* a mobster

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is this the LCS protagonist? I played it but I don't remember him being particularly unhinged.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Manhunt tier minigame where you go around killing people in animal costumes with a chainsaw
      >kills a fat dude with a deli this way before he has him made into sausages

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have played LCS and I agree that Toni is more "capable" as a psychopath compared to almost every other gta protagonist but not a professional psycho like claude or tommy.
      He is not being remembered though because he is a dumb fetch guy and his most outrageous acts are mostly a product of his stupidity and his mommy issues.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >destroys nearly a third of the city for some dickass executive

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What is the Dark Souls of the Grand Theft Auto series?
    >Zero flying mission
    >Driving school
    >Flight school
    >Vice city kill Lance Vance mission
    >Vice city escape from the mall mission

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >brother has asthma
    >I have to become GTA to afford his medication

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