Grand Theft Auto 6

Do you think the decision to include a forced female protagonist might prove to be a bad idea in the end? Many will boycott the game simply because they are forced to play as a girl. Thoughts?

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    nobody will care if shes hot
    shes already not black so they cant take a major L here

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      She’s not. And Latinas are louder and more obnoxious than negresses.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think less people will buy it if it's not seen as cool. There are some obviously that will just do it no matter what, but a lot won't. GTA literally sells based on the game being cool so if they frick that up it's done.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        gta sells on the gta name
        there being a woman hardly will affect sales. we can pretend that it will but it wont

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nah, I know what you're talking about in the new internet culture but we've seen how it works already with diablo 4/starfield. A ton of people will rush to buy the game at release then it won't have any real legs unless it's actually good. If they frick it up people will forget it exists after a month.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >we've seen how it works already with diablo 4/starfield.
            Uhh...Highly successful? You have no clue what point you're even trying to make

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    imagine having a negative canthal tilt... eugh

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wasn't aware that had a name
      I learned something today

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      means literally nothing

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah man the only marker for male attractiveness is meaningless just uhh work out and get face muscles

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >t. dopey eyes

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          nah my shit is neutral as frick

          Yeah man the only marker for male attractiveness is meaningless just uhh work out and get face muscles

          no, there's a ton of markers for male attractiveness and the angle of your eyes is at the absolute bottom of the list. composition is always key, you take any feature in a vacuum and it means frickall. OPs pic, for example, dude has crazy cheekbones but the composition is all off.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Name 3 celebrities women fawn over who have a negative canthal tilt

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              uhhhh James Franco, prolly some more idk I'm not a fricking loser that catalogs this shit
              it's composition bro, blaming being pussyless on a single le genetic marker is outright moronic

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                NTA but its definitely one of the most important markers
                Even just in illustrations / drawings of faces the less negative the tilt the more attractive the face is

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >angle of your eyes is at the bottom of the list
                Ugly-looking eyes are a truly mournful sight. Beautiful eyes can hard-carry a person’s face into stardom.

                alright guys call me next week when you've come up with some new arbitrary thing to cry about

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                The only one crying is (You).

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                yeah yeah, I recommend looking into ear angle, that would be funny
                make some depressed 14 year old smash a hammer continuously onto his ears

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >angle of your eyes is at the bottom of the list
            Ugly-looking eyes are a truly mournful sight. Beautiful eyes can hard-carry a person’s face into stardom.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              His eyes are quite nice

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nah, his canthal tilt makes him look tired

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I think you are really overstating and almost autistically lookism tier focusing on this tilt you keep talking about. He’s actually fairly goodlooking. Just has a weird hairstyle and beardstyle but honestly it kinda works for him. Not sure why.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                you're getting defensive bro it's not your fault you look like this, blame your parents

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                No its just by your logic every Asian male is hyperattractive. And it just doesnt work that way and you know it

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Lmao you are one dumb motherfricker, anon. Asian eyes also have the same canthal tilt range, just in the shape of Asian eyes.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                but that's not true at all, most of them are neutral
                And I am specifically talking about white facial features

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Almost all of them have positive canthal tilts and they’re ugly as shit. You’re a moron.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                all of those are neutral. Positive is when the outer corner is higher than the inner corner

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I know what positive canthal tilt is you fricking moron, you’re clearly just blind.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Anon, he is deliberately acting insane in order to farm (You)s. Don’t engage any further.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                he's just upset and doesnt want to acknowledge that's why he's ugly. It's a hard pill to swallow

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                why are you acting like canthal tilt is some niche bit of information lost to the annals of imageboard incels and not a documented thing people get surgery for?

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Many will boycott the game

    Nobody is fricking boycotting Grand Theft Auto you fricking moron.

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why even bother growing a beard when it looks like that?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      with that haircut the message is clear
      this man does not give a frick about life

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    You are going to buy the game
    Or your parents will buy it for you, whatever

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think the decision to include a forced male protagonist might prove to be a bad idea in the end? Many will boycott the game simply because they are forced to play as a guy. Thoughts?

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    good thing a majority of the playerbase only plays modern GTA to roleplay as a Black person on online

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    That haircut is not doing you any favours brother

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      This thread isn’t about me or my haircut or beardcut, sister

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Then why did you make it the thread's image

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          It was the only image I have on my phone. It’s not important. Stay on topic. Won’t warn you again.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because he’s a quintessential deranged lolcow.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            QRD?

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              No idea, he makes OPs with his face on different boards for enigmatic reasons that usually ends up devolving into pure shitpost threads. His face is automatically associated with shitposting so anons who recognize him tend to get annoyed.

              First time I saw his face was /adv/. Not too surprised I’m seeing it here either.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                What kind of shitposting ensues?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Just read this thread and take a wild guess.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I’ve read it. I have no guesses.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oof, can’t help you there, bud. Sorry.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                You can help me by kys

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                How would that help you?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                It would make me happy

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                How would that make you happy?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Report for avatar/signature use and move on

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            God you’re so gay

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Too big to fail
    SJW GAMES/GAMES MADE BY SJW's THAT BOMBED
    >BattleFieldV
    >Mirrors Edge Catalyst
    >Wolfenstein 2
    >Wolfenstein young lesbians
    >Anthem
    >Mafia 3
    >Watch Dogs 2
    >Mass Effect Andromeda
    >Lawbreakers
    >Sunset@ "NOT THE FRICKING OVERDRIVE ONE"
    >Revolution 60
    >Depression quest
    >Life is strange 2
    >Battleborn
    >Pillars of Eternity 2
    >Dishonored 2
    >Dishonored 2: Death of the Outsider
    >Tacoma
    >Virginia
    >Where The Water Tastes Like Wine
    >River City Girls
    >Tyranny
    >Drawn to Death
    >Agents of Mayhem
    >Bless Online
    >Hyper Universe
    >Telltale Games- the whole company
    >Baldur's Gate: Siege of Dragonspear
    >Dead Rising 4
    >Bleeding Edge
    >2064: Read Only Memories
    >INVISIBLE
    >Orphan
    >DmC: DMC
    >Thi4f
    >MARVEL AVENGERS
    >Sam & Max Remastered
    >Medal of honor VR
    >=GOOGLE STADIA=
    >VTMB2 = BEFORE IT EVEN LAUNCHED
    >Crash 4
    >RETURNAL
    >Destruction all stars
    >Magic: Legends
    >CRUCIBLE
    >DoubleFine = the whole company
    >deathflop
    >joyless adventures of empathy woman
    >RESIDENT EVIL 4 VR
    >BATTLEFIELD 2042
    >battletoads 2020
    >KOTOR REMAKE = BEFORE IT EVEN LAUNCHED
    >AI the troony files
    >AI the troony files 41% initiative
    >Grid Legends
    >Back 4 blood
    >phantasy star online 2
    >watch doges region
    >MANKIND DIVIDED
    >VODEO GAMES = WHOLE COMPANY
    >saints row HUZZAH
    >potionomics
    >GOTHAN CITY QUEERS
    >Marvel Rising Sun
    >FORESKIN
    >We Are OFK
    >paraplegic dream tour
    >Waypoint =THE WHOLE COMPANY
    >red fail
    >omen of sorrow
    >prey
    >FF16

    NON SJW GAMES THAT GOT POZZLED AND SUFFERED FROM IT
    >Control
    >GEARS 5
    >Wildstar
    >REmake 3
    >FF7R PS4
    >WoW
    >no more heroes 3
    >TABLETOP SIMULATOR
    >tokyo mirage sessions
    >guardians of the galaxy
    >skull girl
    SJW GAMES THAT SOLD WELL
    >Borderlands 3
    >Pathfinder
    >CoD fanfic

    Soon gta6

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >BattleFieldV
      >Mirrors Edge Catalyst
      >Wolfenstein 2
      >Wolfenstein young lesbians
      >Anthem
      >Mafia 3
      >Watch Dogs 2
      >Mass Effect Andromeda
      >Lawbreakers
      >Sunset@ "NOT THE FRICKING OVERDRIVE ONE"
      >Revolution 60
      >Depression quest
      >Life is strange 2
      >Battleborn
      >Pillars of Eternity 2
      >Dishonored 2
      >Dishonored 2: Death of the Outsider
      >Tacoma
      >Virginia
      >Where The Water Tastes Like Wine
      >River City Girls
      >Tyranny
      >Drawn to Death
      >Agents of Mayhem
      >Bless Online
      >Hyper Universe
      >Telltale Games- the whole company
      >Baldur's Gate: Siege of Dragonspear
      >Dead Rising 4
      >Bleeding Edge
      >2064: Read Only Memories
      >INVISIBLE
      >Orphan
      >DmC: DMC
      >Thi4f
      >MARVEL AVENGERS
      >Sam & Max Remastered
      >Medal of honor VR
      >=GOOGLE STADIA=
      >VTMB2 = BEFORE IT EVEN LAUNCHED
      >Crash 4
      >RETURNAL
      >Destruction all stars
      >Magic: Legends
      >CRUCIBLE
      >DoubleFine = the whole company
      >deathflop
      >joyless adventures of empathy woman
      >RESIDENT EVIL 4 VR
      >BATTLEFIELD 2042
      >battletoads 2020
      >KOTOR REMAKE = BEFORE IT EVEN LAUNCHED
      >AI the troony files
      >AI the troony files 41% initiative
      >Grid Legends
      >Back 4 blood
      >phantasy star online 2
      >watch doges region
      >MANKIND DIVIDED
      >VODEO GAMES = WHOLE COMPANY
      >saints row HUZZAH
      >potionomics
      >GOTHAN CITY QUEERS
      >Marvel Rising Sun
      >FORESKIN
      >We Are OFK
      >paraplegic dream tour
      >Waypoint =THE WHOLE COMPANY
      >red fail
      >omen of sorrow
      >prey
      >FF16
      All of these sold well and most of them reviewed well

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah Lawbreakers sold well
        Nice going gay

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          The fact you could only name 1 off your entire list that I didn't even read is pretty telling lol

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            It was the biggest exemple

            You also mentioned saints row huzzah that literaly just killed the whole studio

            That alone proves you wrong mate
            My job here is done

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >hmm yeah my list may be bloated and bullshit but what about the 2 games that actually deserve to be on it??

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                DOMBSON COMIC WII GAME.JPG

                All day brah

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Before you ask will give you a 4th one
        Just because this one failure gives me a pleasure that is almost sexual in nature

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Literally never heard of this game in my life, stacking it up alongside major releases just to pad your list is telling though

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Were it up to me your throat would be cut for mentioning Prey among your schizo list

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Prey is shit and boring
        Frick you and frick who made it
        Im glad the studio died

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          why did they make this homosexual game instead of an actual sequel to prey

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Do you think the decision to include a forced female protagonist might prove to be a bad idea in the end? Many will boycott the game simply because they are forced to play as a girl. Thoughts?

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    99% of people don't give a shit

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    They already had San Andreas and Black folk are worse than women. It will sell just fine.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're just not understanding how people actually think. Rap is cool. No one actually cares about black people, at least not in this sort of context. Playing as a woman is different.

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Neat medieval monk haircut

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t have a tonsure.

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    watts going on, bulb-head?

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What’s the deal with this guy? I know there are always threads on Ganker with his image but is it actually him making them

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. He posts on /soc/ too.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes it is him, he spams selfies on LULZ, soc, adv and probably others. Anytime you see replies trying to engage him talking about his beard or some shit it's him samegayging

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        No it isn’t, I almost never samegay, certainly not for that. moron.

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine never playing such games as Tomb Raider or Metroid because of this
    Also imagine just liking to see man on the screen
    Kill your self with a knife on your neck

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why a knife on my neck? What purpose does that serve? Is it some kind of symbolism?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        The pain deserved

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          But you said a knife on my neck, not in my neck. That wouldn’t cause any pain to place a knife on my neck.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Im french

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    why do you have a pilgrim haircut

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why don’t you?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      dude, quakers get mad pussy.

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody will give a shit if it's done right... but considering the time they are releasing it at... can they pull it off?

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Theres probably going to exist love interest between the two like a modern version of Bonnie and Clyde

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Do you think the decision to include a forced female protagonist might prove to be a bad idea in the end? Many will boycott the game simply because they are forced to play as a girl. Thoughts?
    Only incels on 4chin

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody will boycott it, it's GTA
    It will feel weird playing as a cute female active shooter at first but I will probably get used to it and possibly install coomer mods

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >that mug again
    at this point imma open the fridge and that fricker is gonna be there

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't mind female protagonists in vidya, but only if they're made by japs.

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The samegayging is painfully obvious in this thread.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only samegay is the guy obsessed with canthal tilts

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        cope and sneed, dopey

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    You don't have to worry about any romance between the male and female protagonists because they will make Jason gay and I will fap to his hunky white trash ass getting pounded.

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