>grants you fast travel ability

>grants you fast travel ability
>begs you to call her because she wants to help you so she can redeem herself from her shitty backstory
>...
>gets mad at you for using the fast travel ability too much

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    She's fragile.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      but she's not THAT fragile

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        So which Fragile is she?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Fragile (French pronunciation).

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Le Fragile?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            fragile is italian

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              No

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      but not that fragile.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kojimo-shimo MY HECKING JAPANESU HACKERINO! MY CHUNGUS BASIC PAPA KINO PUPPERINO CINEMATIC GAMPLEINO!
    MY HECKING HOMODEMONSOME SUPERIOR LUDO-PLAY-UNO REVERSE CARD ZOOMO DELIVER SOME CUMMIS FOR THE AMERICAN DUMMIES!!!
    U JUST DON'T GETTIN JAPANESU~ MY BIG IQ ENTERTHECHADTAIMENT OF LE CREAVIDAD THEAT-TACITICAL GAMPLEINO CUTSCENERINO!

    See how easily you been confused, you must feel like a big dumb dumb now, aren't ya?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      habeas corpus, you feel me?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        they literally threw the book at him

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          10 years and counting

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Rook, Peeru-san. He maddo.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Almost chuckled

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    She shows you teleporting is painful to her.
    Just because she wants to help you doesn't mean you can abuse her good will.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Which begs the question: why would you give someone something that hurts you to help them?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        are you being moronic on purpose?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >moving goalposts

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            .. do you genuinely not understand why?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              holy frick you are moronic

              i accept your concession.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            holy frick you are moronic

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine you have the ability to cure aids but you have to be stabbed every time you use it. Would you not be pissed if the same guy kept coming back and making you stab yourself?

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Moderation and Healthy Balance. Can't exactly "Bridge" the world if you just jump everywhere and ignore the in-between.

    That and, you know, it DOES hurt her.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I only used the jump once or twice. If I can't transport cargo with it, it's not very useful.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine her making that face in the bed... Kojima is so lucky.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    She's a woman

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    wait? this game has fast travel?

    holy frick what have i done with my time.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You spent it well.
      I knew there was fast travel and still walked everywhere using primarily the hoverboards as a means of transporting packages.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >this game has fast travel?
      Yes, you can teleport between any private room on the map.
      Its use is limited though since you can't take any cargo with you.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's a white Black person

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't play shit games?

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish Fragile showed off her panties more often tbh

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I understand the confusion, but "bad writing" can sometimes actually be perfectly accurate to real life. I know plenty of people who are unreasonable. I, myself, am an addict, so I have to pay attention to things like my moronic behavior and extreme thinking. "Everyone hates me" or "Everyone on Ganker believes..." kind of thinking is completely false and unreasonable, but I still do it sometimes. I have to catch myself and stop my brain from doing that.

    I can definitely see someone being mentally damaged enough to be unreasonable and feel like they are working too hard, even though they volunteered to do something. That's pretty normal, actually. People sometimes do noble things, and regret it, because the reality of it sucks balls. I should have joined the military a decade ago, career-wise and also noble cause bonus, but I'm glad I didn't, at the same time, because I probably would have hated it.

    Why does every character in media have to be reasonable and correct and not a hypocrite? Sure, blame bad writing, but I choose to enjoy the game instead of poking holes everywhere. It's Kojimbo, and you are expecting 100% consistency and true 1 to 1 accuracy and zero holes? wtf?

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