graphics
>bruh
gameplay
>i can't :skull:
animations
>kekW
story
>G O A T E D
what's her name Ganker
graphics. >bruh. gameplay. >i can't :skull:. animations. >kekW. story. >G O A T E D
graphics
>bruh
gameplay
>i can't :skull:
animations
>kekW
story
>G O A T E D
what's her name Ganker
zoomerinas belong as concubines to chad boomers.
my zoomer femboy bf was giving me a blowjob last night and he was rambling about non-sense, and said "low key" for some reason. i just grabbed his head and shoved him down to my pubes and told him to shut up and suck.
anon isnt low key kinda older than zoomer speak?
like that shits like what? 2012 slang?
they say low key and high key for random bullshit all the time. low key used to mean subtle, now it means when something is very common instead of extremely common. he called concord grape juice "low key delicious" the other day. that's the fricking default.
My kid brother taught our grandma the phrase "goated". And now she uses it nonchalantly everywhere.
"Tell Sue that I'm unbelievably goated at bingo"
What does :skull: mean? I'm old.
I remember when acronyms used to have meaning like lol meant laugh out loud, lmao meant laughing my ass off.
It means the thing is bad id guess? Idk frick man im old too at this point
old forum emote from SA
skull emoji
but what does it signify?
>I'm dead xddd
>xd
have a nice day
dying from laughter or being shocked or any extreme emotion really
>No way you just said that :skull:
>why is this so funny :skull:
Superlative absurdity and the humor derived thereby, as a signifier of a confounded sense.
you will be sucked
This generation are the responsible for shit like fortnite and amogus being industry-changing successes :skull:
Dying from laughter/cringe
Pirates?
I'm a zoomer and even I don't know what the frick it means. All their slang isn't logically coherent.
When is slang ever coherent to anyone outside of the group using that slang?
it's zoomer ISHYGDDT when you think about it
>bruh
>:skull:
>kekW
>G O A T E D
Can anyone explain any of these?
Bruh is bro?
Skull is dead?
I know kek but what is kekW ?
A goat?
Goofy ahh moment, blud
>Bruh is bro?
yes
>Skull is dead?
dead from laughing or confused/shocked
>I know kek but what is kekW ?
a laughing emote from twitch, google it
>A goat?
GOAT = greatest of all time, but now they just use it to describe that something is great etc..
GOAT = swag = epic = wicked
sick
Wicked sick brah, slide me some skin homie
hes cute
I don't hate zoomers because they are cringe or because their crap is different from what we had 10-20 years ago.
I hate them because their shit is so fricking sanitizied, focus-group approved and market-attuned. TikTok and social media are corporate, algorithm-driven cancer.
At least be unmonetizable, you fricking c**ts.
This. Zoomer shit is different yes but also worse.
You can't really blame it on them, they weren't the ones who created it. And there's not much to choose from otherwise, you're either "where everyone else is" or in some backwater only 3.5 people know about.
If anything, I pity them for never being able to experience free web.
I get hating this "culture" and I do myself but as the other anon echoed how can you blame zoomers for this? What generation was predominantly on the internet when it started getting corporatized and ruined? Millennials. You guys let the internet die and didn't do shit to stop it, then the smartphone came out and zoomers were basically raised in a world where they are exposed 24/7 to the sanitized, corporate hellscape that is the modern internet. No shit it'd rub off on them. It would've been no different with your generation in the same circumstances.
t. zoomer who got onto the internet at a very young age and experienced a year or two before it was completely past the point of redemption, frick I wish I hadn't gotten that fleeting taste.
---{ Graphics }---
You forget what reality is
Beautiful
Good
Decent
Bad
Don‘t look too long at it
MS-DOS
---{ Gameplay }---
Very good
Good
It's just gameplay
Mehh
Watch paint dry instead
Just don't
---{ Audio }---
Eargasm
Very good
Good
Not too bad
Bad
I'm now deaf
---{ Audience }---
Kids
Teens
Adults
Grandma
---{ PC Requirements }---
Check if you can run paint
Potato
Decent
Fast
Rich boi
Ask NASA if they have a spare computer
---{ Difficulty }---
Just press 'W'
Easy
Easy to learn / Hard to master
Significant brain usage
Difficult
Dark Souls
---{ Grind }---
Nothing to grind
Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
Isn't necessary to progress
Average grind level
Too much grind
You'll need a second life for grinding
---{ Story }---
No Story
Some lore
Average
Good
Lovely
It'll replace your life
---{ Game Time }---
Long enough for a cup of coffee
Short
Average
Long
To infinity and beyond
---{ Price }---
It's free!
Worth the price
If it's on sale
If u have some spare money left
Not recommended
You could also just burn your money
---{ Bugs }---
Never heard of
Minor bugs
Can get annoying
ARK: Survival Evolved
The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs
---{ ? / 10 }---
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
all of these things have long since fallen out of style, OP