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(YOU) YES (YOU),
pootispencerhere
N-no! Noooooo!
What the frick is going on I am out of the loop
Ganker was down for like 10 hours
Ten? Damn, glad I went out shopping and spending time with family most of that time then. I only noticed something was off a hour ago when Ganker wouldn't load but any other board did but the last posts were hours ago.
There was a 5-8 hour outage on Ganker, meaning no one could post anything within that time. Some of us (who want to escape our internet surfing addictions) felt that because it was down, we were finally free from this horrible hellhole and didn't have to check back upon it.
But now it's back here and now we're stuck here. We are here forever
>who want to escape our internet surfing addictions
/a/, /b/, Ganker, /vg/, and /misc/ apparently all had their catalogs cleared and then refilled like an hour or two before the outage ended
All those boards are on a separate server than the rest.
frick I want to know
the captcha recently got changed to
maybe Ganker is actually going to end/change sometime soon
leftypol bunker trannies ddosing the servers as usual
Site was down for 12 hours for whatever reason. Im hoping other Anons got shit done during that time.
Same, here. I went to bed around noon (night owl), I didn't get on the internet until a bit before midnight. Good timing.
I've been seriously underrating the beggar's bazooka, it's so goddamn easy to just jumpscare the cart in payload and get 3 kills for basically no effort
Remeber you can just mash M1 to shoot barely slower than a normal rocket launcher but without reloading too
it's a fricking monster of a weapon
sounds like an exploit, which is cheating
mashing isn't needed, you just shoot rhythmically
I like having a shotgun secondary with it more than spamming single shots though
It's literally intentional
The fire rate makes it so you can start your reload for the next shot basically as soon as the rocket leaves the barrel
This is why you're not allowed to get more ammo from dispensers while you have it out; you'd just be able to spam infinite rockets
IT WAS FINALLY OVER
I WAS FINALLY FREE
WHY GOD WHY
Every time it happens I get more and more hopeful it will be the last.
I hope this site becomes the only site on the internet
Site has to be divided up into thousands of different boards for every little subgenre of every medium
Crap forgot my implication arrow
>WE'RE HERE FOREVER!
can this site go down like for a month to clear out some of the fricking cancer that has accumulated the past 10 years for fricks sake
it won't ever go away because mods don't do anything
>all the "missed u guys :c" threads are insta deleted
>mods leave up a tiktok blacked thread on Ganker
ridiculous
have some fricking tact, if the site goes down people should be able to talk about it without being banned or having their threads deleted
>mods leave up a tiktok blacked thread on Ganker
mods have been doing that crap for years.
I guess they think letting off siters raid this shithole owns polgays or something when all it does is make the politsperging worse and pisses off anyone caught in the crossfire.
Everyone is so high strung nowadays.
Where did you guys go when the site was down? I remember the good old days when there were a billion alt chans to shit up in the downtime.
I was playing video games, forgive me
I was at work wondering why I couldn't refresh the catalog
Playing some games, going on a walk, but mostly I was just lurking on /tnt/.
I played TF2
All those chans were taking over by mods who hate anime and vidya, they banned everything and now they are just /misc/ larpers with like 10 posts a day.
sh*rty actually, someone posted about it on tbharchive
learned a lot about jaks, did you know that when people spam threads they are actually dueling eachother not trying to ruin the thread (even though they are)
sharty's the A/V or chess club of Ganker tbh
wdym
losers that hang on the periphery and don't have anything to add that doesn't relate to their own hobby
I went to some of the alts for a peek
they were fricking dead
then I went to the real bunker down detectors comment section
I played some tf2
i was just playing vidya and watching youtube videos.
I played Baldur's Gate 2
Was asleep, woke up and thought the internet provider decided to do some stupid bullshit.
I made brownies and found some Ganker refugees on downdetector.
I miss going to /games/
I took a nice walk around town then napped.
i went to altchans and shitposted there for a while
someone posted a real photo of an alien and the site got nuked
>someone posted a real photo of an alien and the site got nuked
proofs?
glowing this hard
moron redditor
>someone posted a real photo of an alien and the site got nuked
yeah sorry about that....
You're going to kill the site for another eight hours
If you think that's strange, you should see how they pee.
AAIIIEEEEE
that's just Willem Dafoe wearing the green goblin suit
it's from Signs.
Willem Dafoe was in Signs?
ITS REAL.
oh no anon, you're gonna get the site nuked!
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE OH NONONONONO
I saw it. It was a bizarre picture of an alien roaming around in the desert. It made me sick, I immediately alt f4'd and went to the bathroom to barf and when I came back the site was down.
>admitting to seeing it
Frick anon, I'm sorry. It's probably already too late, but you should start running now if you haven't already.
This? I saw it in the catalog
that's just my buddy jake
I was about to use the other chan but thankfully my favorite vtuber Fauna was streaming so I was just in their chat
I was watching evo
Shame kirtaner let spardot ruin his life.
read tf2 erotic fanfiction
I played some H-games
browsing X
read some ciaphas cain
I jerked off, went to a family member's house for dinner, then went back home and played some vidya
I was working and then I went to sleep till now. Glad we can still play around with this rotten zombie of a site.
I was working. Didn't even know it was down until I came back home, a couple of hours ago.
I played Monster Hunter World for about 30 minutes and then kept checking to see if Ganker was back
Then I fricked off to watch Forspoken Expleened for the 5th time so I could hear Internet Historian laugh at a dead black child again
It's actually a bit worrisome how addicted to this site I am
nowhere, just cleaned my room, burned some trash and played a bit of my switch.
I went for a bike ride and took pictures of spiders.
I was playing Heart&Slash
Watching EVO.
went to a local fair, had some good food
Sleep
I didn't even know it was down
Playing vintage story.
Hello again frens
Was pretty spooky, Ganker was just completely gone while Ganker just didn't let me post.
We're so back...
/ghost/ REPORTING
Emesis blue board
WHY did it go down
there has to be a reason why
troony mods probably don't want people to find out wich only make me more interested
back in my day we just assumed someone posted CP on /b/ again
https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/646413813/#646414142
My guess is it was this
marge
That wouldn't be worth an 8 hour downtime though would it? People post stuff like that all the time
What was it?
Cold potatoes
I didn't look closely at the thread as a whole, but the linked post was drawn e-girl.
Captain Picard
Cute Picture
oh someone got v&
please stop raping children and shooting up schools
I just want to talk about video games
Getting mixed messages. Some are saying it was only drawn anime e-girl, others are saying it was the real deal..... aka illegal images. But even then that wouldn't down the whole website, illegal images have been posted before and it didn't shut down the whole website.
was it actual cheese pizza or is this just another e-girl hater
I just assumed it was down for maintenance.
They used to let the users know when that would happen. I miss luggage lad.
that would imply asiaticmoot ever actually maintains or updates the site
Does anyone even run the Ganker Twitter account anymore
No
holy shit /qa/ is back up
It was always up, it's just hidden like /trash/. You still can't post in it.
Seems that some boards are still down.
Did someone stream themselves an heroing again?
>was mid argument with some dumbass moron
>went to submit my final btfo
>couldn't for 8 hours
>thread archived anyway after calling him a homosexual
I'm not particularly happy about this, it isn't my fault he got the last word in due to your outages, I dont consider it mine
This and same
There has to be some acknowledgement or recompense
I was that moron.
I won, homosexual
so what happened to make the glowies freeze the site this time?
I actually missed this shithole while it was down.
I fricking hate it here yet I can't leave
don't forget!
I've been here since japan time.
Just fricking let me go. End my misery
no
>im back to endlessly press F5 in the catalog all day long
n...no... i thought i was finally free....
I played Halo Infinite, there's a new playlist with Forge remakes of old maps.
They're all glitchy and wonky, causing you to die suddenly to fall damage, textures won't load sometimes and overall the maps don't play too well with the Halo Infinite mechanics.
Uninstalled and played some CoH 3 campaign instead
This site is such a fricking curse
I tried to watch some videos but kept switching tabs to check if the site was back. I booted up a game then exited to keep checking. I listened to some music while refreshing the page.
Then when I'm about to go to sleep this fricking site comes back. This place is digital crack
I fricking regret checking this place out. I can't leave.
Been here since 2008. I used to laugh at the stupid fricking homosexuals who were 25+ browsing this place. Now Im 31. lol
Maybe you just have an addictive personality
And at the same time you are a chuddie that wonders why people use fb and reddit
I didn't say that! I just said this place is filled with tumours!
This shithole goes down for good tomorrow. There is no explanation, no warning, no reason positive or negative, everything is gone down to the archives and it may as well seem like Ganker never existed at all. From that day forward you will live your life and die knowing this site is gone forever outside of whatever memories or screencaps you have.
What do you do now?
Live my life
Guess I finally make my own niche forum.
try to go to boards.Ganker.orgGanker every 10-30minutes forever.
Wait till you find out this site is managed and owned by feds, it is staying up forever
Post videogame yaoi somewhere else and also get around to reading a few books I got from the library.
can I have children with you
I'd much rather get you Mpregnant.
I actually thought about that exact scenario while it was out. I'd probably hack together some sort of plaintext anonymous BBS and hope it goes viral. Anonymous communication is too important to die.
I'll find the successor. I'll come back to (You), I promise.
I only will be happy if the "culture" this site created like shitposting, blatant racism and green arrow posting dies with it, because Twitter (now X) and Youtube comments literally apes that shit and it just confirms to me anonymous was a meme cope, that being anonymous gave you the power to be as open as you felt about the world without fear of cancellation, and now you can say whatever as long as you're too "literally who" for your shittakes to matter to anyone.
No, for Ganker to truly die, the site isn't the only thing that has to die, it's everyone that ever used it, has to die as well, UNLESS, they can move on and never use the culture of this site ever again. If they can't? They must die as well.
seethe troony the world shall soon be ours
>Miss the point
Exactly. Ganker the site dying tomorrow wouldn't kill Ganker the culture, people will just speak like Gankerners on other sites, like a blood sucking leech.
oh i see your point. You are troony mad that you can't cancel anyone who wants to have a bit of fun and that more people are waking up to your evil
Redditors posting wojak, gigachad and frog with pride 24/7 and apprproriating speech from here proves that point. It may die down but you’ll still see some kid on Tiktok quoting this place despite being born in 2008.
They literally already do.
My '08 sister described the chicken my parents made for dinner as "based" one time. It's been over for a while and it's the fault of crossposting homosexuals.
we must spread throughout the internet and turn all sites into Ganker
basted*
Yeah, it's just too late to turn back at this point.
>blatant racism
You're free to leave any time, Black person
preddit would suit you better
sh*rty is impeccable compared to your average thread here and actually deletes bbc spam and other shit so i won't care, i'll only be a little sad i can't blogpost about random vidya stuff
sharty is awful, it wants to be dragonball super threads so fricking bad but they don't have the creativity even for that, their own unoriginality premise with old wojaks, soijaks and pepes kills any kind of community they could have there that and the knowledge their site owner is a CP spammer
I would unironically be very happy. Would feel like a weight was lifted off my shoulders. I hate about 80% of the horrible moronic incel posts on here, and only like about 20% of what I see. This isn't a site I'd ever say I endorse or like. Ganker and Ganker are only good places to escape to when you feel the rest of the internet is currently overflowing with wokeness and easily offended normies. But then you see the incels, racists, /misc/tards, cucks, e-girlcons/pedophiles, spammers, NEETS, and the same recycled troll topics over and over, and then I just want to go back to the normie side of things. At least the mental illness isn't as..... BLAND as it is here. I'm in the terrible spot of being a centrist; I hate woke alphabet mafia leftoids, but I also hate racist incels too.
And before anyone asks, the only reason I'm still on here is because I've got some sort of compulsory, internet surfing addiction issue. It's like a mild form of OCD. I post something, then keep checking back on it. Even when I wake up or come back home for work/gym/grocery, first thing I do is check if someone responded to my posts. I started coming back onto here to see what non-woke people had to say about the Skullgirls Censorship changes, and then I've been checking ever since.
Eventually I'll end up getting tired, frick off somewhere else, and won't return for a few months. But then something might hook me back onto here, and then boom, I'm compulsively checking for new topics and post again. I think I need help. I have some serious issues.
Judging by the magnitude of your text it appears you also have Autism
I'd be overall glad, but disappointed that I won't be able to experience the release of the other deltarune chapters on here, if they ever come out. It's what hooked me to this place back in 2021 and nothing since has lived up to it.
I feel like if Ganker died for good then the American crime rate would unironically triple
make that racing game I've been thinking about
legitimately
[spoiler]without a hint of irony or sarcasm
funnyjunk[/spoiler]
go to the sharty
I sat down and played video games for the longest unbroken length since I started using the site.
There's some profound realization in there somewhere but I'm going to willingly ignore it.
So does anyone know why shit even crashed in the first place?
trannies ddosed us
of fricking course they did, you'd think they would get a life but no.
They literally feed on outrage and anger so no they wont stop until they're dead
S-SENTRY GO N DOWN N UP N
DAM-MIT GOT-TA
MOVE
THAT GEAR
>tfw played mirrors edge time trials for 2 hours
>tfw actually got off my ass and started on my backlog because of this place being down
>tfw watched evo
>I start alt-tabbing the moment it comes back
I liked it better when it was gone.
who has UFO PORNO
Bros I just ascended from 60hz to 120hz on my phone and it's amazing
Honestly its all just so tiresome
we posting ayys?
Ay caesar, the AYYS leaving San fiero right?
Here's your UFO photo bro
why is it always a 144p shaky camera where no one can tell what the frick is going on
If you could see anything you'd be able to tell how fake it is. With the number of dashcams and mobile phones in the world there's no excuse for that kind of shit.
dashcams and mobile phone cameras are the shitty ones
people don't run around with 100MP DSLR's and telescopic zoomlenses ready to photograph the first alien they see
Just blasted through the Egpyt portion of Tomb Raider 1. Just killed the cowboy in Natla's Mines. Checking in to see if Ganker if I was free
I wish this shithole was gone for good, been doing so for the last 6 or 7 years. But even so at this point the negative effects and damage done to the internet and general mindset of it's users cannot be reversed. Having an echo chamber with terrible, shitty people all around is a terrible idea. What you want is the open, direct confrontation of different types of mindset and ideas so a wide standard comes out of it instead of little tribes which are incredibly easy to radicalize. The old internet wasn't made of sjw vs trolls sites but sites and communities in which the two tried or were at least forced to coexist. This was the best method to pretend extremism and hive minds
social media centralized discussion so there's basically only "us" vs "them" left, to fix it kill the social media monopolies
Its still fricked on my desktop
I missed you, Black folk
Missed (you) too, homosexual
I didn't. Wish i could put a bullet in your chest.
I missed you too.
Kiss me homie
I just want twitter to die in my lifetime before Ganker first, is that too much to ask
twitter is dead it's X now CHUD
What's the point of using nu-/v/, anyway?
Crippling addiction.
To laugh. I just come here for the lulz now.
video games
I don't know, having no one else to talk to can drive someone to desperation and this site is the easiest, least effort or compromise form of communication.
I just use it for hoarding images these days
Video game threads still have some fun, tourists really do stick to their own threads so the spam is not so bad if you keep bumping.
You filter the everloving shit out of it.
Funsies
Kill time.
Unironically. I shudder every time I realize that like 50% of what I do is just killing time because I don't know what to do with myself.
.01% of posts that remind me of the old Ganker
Christ almighty that background is hard to look at.
Frick
You already died long ago. To say anything else is complete cope.
TF2 is dead, it's time to move on to the superior multiplayer Valve shooter AKA Left 4 Dead 2
>Fully mod supported with a large amount to choose from
>Consistent playerbase that isn't filled with bots
>No israelite cosmetics, if you want to change the appearance of someone you download a mod, no transactions required
>A well programmed game director ensures that almost every game you play is different than the last, promoting replayability
>even if you get bored of playing the same campaign maps all the time, there are plenty of great custom maps to choose from
>has one of the most advanced gore systems in a vidya
>Versus still makes homosexuals and shitters seethe to this day
WE ARE TRAPPED AND BETRAYED YET AGAIN
I [STATIC] SAY THAT
I actually checked out a bunch of altchans, pretty much all the English ones are unusable slow. Like even just /vr/ is faster.
If you could have any wish granted in exchange for Ganker being erased, what would it be?
I wish for a quick and painless death
An amount of money equal to 160 hours of minimum wage appear on my bank account at the end of every month for the rest of my life without me having to work
I don't need more than that
Every day I live in fear of severe withdrawal symptoms when my computer inevitably stops working. I can't afford to upgrade it and its almost 10 now.
I DON'T SAY THIS ENOUGH BUT I LOVE YOU GUYS HONEST TO GOD I HOPE WE'RE NEVER SEPERATED AGAIN!
You’ve been here longer than you think
It still doesn't work in my browser
Did anyone else just cycle through their threads refreshing the page until the site when back up
No, thread.
awesome, another day in this place forgotten by god
oh that's great!
I thought I was finally free.