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>greetings Earth clan

why are the volus so evil

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    manlets

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    no council seat

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      who doesn't have a council seat?

      elcor, volus, quarian, krogan, batarian, vorcha, drell, geth

      and they're all evil. you might be onto something

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        But the Turians, Asari and Salarians are even worse

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          sounds like something a volus would say

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Volus run the Turian economy and get the Turians to act as cannon fodder for them, they'd never bad mouth the birdmen

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              wait a minute. where are the volus females? is there a single volus female in the entire series. this is sus

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    All non-humans are inherently evil

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      asari and salarians are not evil. asari are too sexy to be evil, and the "worst" thing the salarians have done is the genophage and that shit was awesome

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The worst thing the Salarians did was uplift the Krogan to fight the Rachni with no plan to stop the Krogan once the bugs were dead, leading to millions dying from a completely pointless followup war that could have been avoided

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          And they were planning to uplift the Yahg for no reason too. Salarians and Asari are scheming Black person races.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            t. batarian

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Blue temptresses that lure human men to create more asari offspring
        >good
        >Chinese in alien form
        >good
        have a nice day Kelly

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          youre just jealous because you aren't as sexy as the asari

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Tentacle heads are disgusting
            You're literally brain raped by them to find it attractive

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >You're literally brain raped by them to find it attractive

              hot

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              not canon

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    RINE END HERE

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  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Double pepperoni

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    They're evil because they're fat. BioWare making fat people (or aliens) evil goes back to Knights of the Old Republic; during a crime scene investigation, you can accuse a character of being the culprit by saying "Fat people always lie."

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Fat people always lie

      the most true statement i have ever seen in my life

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >You don't get to frick this
    >But here's an army of disgusting xenos, coalburners and a fricking lizard
    Legitimately shit game

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      she is old enough to be your mother

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        NTA, but and?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >and a fricking lizard
      I can't tell if this is directed at Ashley or Jack

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    because they are israelites

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Have you seen their respirators?
    They looks like geth face.

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