Greetings! Good traveler. Welcome to my humble inn.
Are you here for the scenery, the fine food, or to claim the legendary treasures guarded by the evil orcs?
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Greetings! Good traveler. Welcome to my humble inn.
>Ugly, old, bastard inn
where's my wife
Do you hear me, Anon? I'm trying to tell you how much I admire you... and your pretty wife.
A room for the night and a meal that is NOT laced with aphrodisiacs.
don't know why the white mage always insists that we stay at this in. the food ain't that good
I am curious. What do Ugly Old Bastards running an inn usually do if it was just a single dude?
Either run it as normal or feminize the customer
>There will never be an anime where the fat old bastard is actually a really nice man that just wants what's best for young couples
>Whilst the handsome dude tries to get the fat old bastard to cuck him which the fat old bastard refuses
Orcs guarding treasure you say, that sounds valuable. I will go defeat them! It will be dangerous though, so this priestess who is also my wife should stay here while I’m gone.
give me my daughter back
weird. it is not indian food but my butthole hurts after staying there
huh that's weird my ass hurts, there's yogurt all over my face and my hymen is gone
must be the bed sheets
Hello brother
What the frick?
This is literally me!
You don't look over 60 years old. Where do you live where the sentences are that low for rape and you still have the capital to afford an inn!?
that game sucked
What if the ugly bastard is a genuinely nice person and the wife/gf falls for him naturally? Like he is an entrepreneur, kind and charming while the protaganist is a bum, rude and neglectfull person.
Nice bulge