Is it good?
I'm stuck between thinking it looks cool, and ayy lmao
If you lose, do they stuck things up your butt?
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Greyhill Incident
Is it good?
I'm stuck between thinking it looks cool, and ayy lmao
If you lose, do they stuck things up your butt?
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It's unironically one of the worst games I've played. Refunded it.
Really?
What's wrong with it?
It has a 40% on steam. Have you ever thought about reading a review before?
Shit.
Sorry butthole, we're on a board to fricking discuss vidya...
Have you ever thought about killing yourself?
"is it good" isn't a discussion.
Asking "what's wrong with it" is the start of one.
have a nice day
But buy it before you do. Its great. The first non woke unpozzed alien game. Really good.
name 5 "woke and pozzed" alien games.
not a game but the aliens that abducted me forgot to clean to probe so i got pozzed
Alien colonial marines
Starfield
No man sky
Subnautica and the cold one
High on life
Alien isolation
Mass effect
please explain how Aliens: Colonial Marines, Alien Isolation, and Subnautica are woke and pozzed.
ACM is a garbage game, but it doesn't have any woke shit in it.
Black people and women. Need i say more, commie frick?
there are zero black people or women in No Man's Sky, there aren't even any humans.
and I think the only woman in the entirety of Subnautica is only in the cold spin-off.
I don't recall any black people in ACM at all, and the only woman is literally just a Vasquez-like. are you also complaining that you play as Ripley's daughter in Isolation? maybe you should watch the movies before you publicly show off what a moron you are.
also explain No Man's Sky too
Game?
Area 51 i think
that is indeed what the filename says.
The game is a solid 7 it got some spooky moments, but sometimes the plot is a joke.
wait for a good discount anogxwp8tn
Very very slow and unintuitive.
laughably bad voice acting, boring stealth gameplay.
>boring stealth gameplay.
It's funny how they try to emphasize the importance of stealth when it's not even remotely necessary. You generally only encounter one alien at a time so you can just bash their heads in with your baseball bat while walking backwards.
I would actually enjoy it in a "so bad it's good" way if the game was $1 or free, but $25 for it is indefensible.
No its really fricking good. Im glad I bought. OP would probably love it if hr is already interest in UFOs.
This. It's just comically bad. The aliens basically pose no threat. They only take two shots to kill and even if you run out of ammo you can just kite them around and kill them with three smacks from your baseball bat. They've only got basic chase AI and their only means of attacking is to "grab" you (grab in quotations because I have no idea what the frick they're supposed to be doing to you. They just walk up to you and then stand there and then you've got to spam e to shove them. Pretty sure the dev forgot to animate whatever it is they're supposed to be doing). The writing is also pretty fricking moronic. There's a part where your character gets a call over his walkie talkie and it's one of the other characters saying "You... grey bastards! GET YOUR FRICKING FINGERS OUT OF MY DIRTY ASS!" which is made even more moronic by the fact that the game legitimately seems to try to take itself seriously
>which is made even more moronic by the fact that the game legitimately seems to try to take itself seriously
At points it almost comes back around to being hilarious again. The cop going "it's too late, you can't save me, they already probed me" and then dying with a glowing alien dildo lying next to his butt is like something out of early South Park.
What really cracked me up were the fricking ribs on the probe. It's hard enough to take a cop having an alien probe shoved up his ass seriously and having a bunch of jokes running through my head about how it's ribbed for his pleasure doesn't make it any easier
The whole plot feels like something Justin Roiland would cook up as some kind of improv alien abduction parody
>QUICK THERE'S ALIENS YOU'VE GOT TO CHECK ON BRANDON
>Who the frick is Bra-
>THERE'S NO TIME YOU'VE GOT TO FIND BOB'S cat HE'S A GUY LIVING IN A CARAVAN IN A CORNFIELD
>Alright I've got the cat now about Bra
>THERE'S NO TIME YOUR SON HAS JUST BEEN ABDUCTED YOU'VE GOT TO HELP BOB BOARD UP YOUR HOUSE
>But wai-
>SHUT UP FOR A SECOND BOB JUST FINISHED BOARDING UP YOUR HOUSE YOU'VE GOT TO MEET UP WITH AMY SHE'S GOT A BI-PLANE YOU'VE GOT TO MEET UP WITH HER SHE'S GOING TO USE THE BI-PLANE TO SAVE YOUR SON BUT SHE NEEDS KEROSENE
>Kerosene wha-
>THERE'S NO TIME DON'T YOU GET IT THE GOVERNMENT IS LYING TO YOU
>Why are the-
>SHUT THE FRICK UP YOU'VE GOT TO WRAP YOUR ENTIRE BODY IN TINFOIL AND GET ABDUCTED BY THE ALIENS IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO SAVE YOUR SON
>Wait what about Amy and the bi-plane
>IT DIDN'T WORK AND NOW BRANDON IS LITERALLY GETTING FINGER FRICKED BY ALIENS DON'T YOU SEE THE GOVERNMENT IS LYING ABOUT THE ALIENS SO YOU'VE GOT TO WRAP YOUR ENTIRE BODY IN TINFOIL AND GET ABDUCTED BY THE ALIENS IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO STOP THEM
Why the frick didn't the protagonists just punt those little bastards. They're so fricking small!
Most of them seem to be unarmed too!
>game gets you suicided
For a species that's supposed to be super intelligent these little grey c**ts sure are stupid just randomly trying to probe everyone they see
They crave chocolate
The plot twist in the sequel: your character is about to get probed but then a bunch of ayys in police uniforms burst into the ship and start blasting the ayys that abducted you with stun blasters and arrest them. It turns out that the ayys that were going around probing people were nothing more than wanted sex offenders who were going from one planet to another shoving alien dildos up different species' asses and selling videos of them doing so on the intergalactic dark web.
damn
greys and humans aren't that different after all
>check the video trailer on the steam page
>it shows 2 aliens just slowly walking towards the camera while the player shoots them ineffectively
Yeah, looks like total garbage
>it shows 2 aliens just slowly walking towards the camera while the player shoots them ineffectively
I'm pretty sure the only time you actually encounter more than one alien at a time is at the very end of the game. Also the aliens go down in two shots so that's some hilariously misleading advertising. Hell, you can just easily kill the aliens by backpeddling and swinging your bat until they die.
Is it good?no.
Is it worth 25 dollars?no.
Is it worth pirating or watching your favorite moronic streamer play it? yes.
Wish I could at least play this game but for some reason despite being a walking simulator I can't get more than like 20 fps on the lowest settings
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There's a bunch of games that I would say you could file under:
>Dogshit games for people to pressure their favorite streamer into playing for their reaction
and this is looking like one of those games. I almost think there are people that make games with the express purpose of being playing this way. It's like a live modern AVGN.
Alien thread? This shit gets real at the end and supposedly only happened a few years ago.
To tl;dr it
>alien sightings everywhere in brazil in 2020
>shitloads of people filming them
>military interact with them
>manage to shoot one down with a laser weapon
>lands in the forest
>they use all kinds of firepower to cut it open and the occupants exit
>kill one and capture the remaining two as they try to flee
>afterwards there's a campaign to remove evidence of it from the internet
bump for cozy conspiracy bread
Yes.