Grown ass men are buying this game.
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Grown ass men are buying this game.
Grown ass men are buying this game.
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yeah
Hey look, it's Balan Wonderland 2!
*Wonderworld
How could you forget such an iconic game's title
Yes.
I doubt it, from the cover it looks like some minigame thing for little girls
YUP
All games are for kids. You are literally on an internet forum dedicated to adults playing with toys. Peach is for kids. But so is your favorite video game.
>doesn't know about military war games
>doesn't know games, puzzles, and other lateral thinking exercises ward off dementia/alzheimer's
>doesn't know high skill cap games make your reflexes and vision better
Does it echo inside your empty frickin head?
Ass men can't be wrong.
this
already got nice Peach ass art of her sword fighter costume
I prefer big breasts and a nice belly. I like asses that are just big enough to fit a cheek in your hand. None of that bigger than your head shit.
I will buy this and Anyas game
What kind of game can anya have?
I'm currently reading Anya's manga to prepare for the game, up to the start of volume 4
Grown men don't play video games in the first place.
This. People tat play game like say Last us are in denial. The people that would buy OP own their bag proudly.
I thought this was the ai thread for a second. What shit boxart.
So? It's nobody's business but my own how I spend my free time. I have a degree, a home, a pregnant wife and a steady job. I want for nothing. So if I want to fricking play Princess Peach, I will.
Grown ass men are pirating this game.
children and poorgays are pirating this game*
FTFY veggie
God I want to frick that ribbon
Nintendies can't be considered "grown" or "men"
I liked the first peach game, why wouldn’t I try this one?
It's a collection of mini games
If it's more than 40 dollars I'll be shocked
It looks like wario world
It looks more like babby's first Okami to me, even moreso than Okamiden & Bayo Origins are pared-down Okami. Various worlds that have a connecting area, light combat, various forms/simple tools to solve environmental puzzles, etc.
it looks very pretty but I'm not really sold on how it plays, even as someone with a guilty pleasure for minigames
it's $60
What, how
I mean, I guess it depends how much of the actual game was shown in the trailer,
I mean, if the mini games aren't too mini I can see it working.
Like, you can get somebody to pay $5 for a short puzzle game.
They don’t seem like minigames, I don’t know where you guys are getting this idea from. Her different outfits give her different abilities and they seem locked to each level but I don’t get what about that is a mini game, have you even seen the gameplay?
>Peach in different outfits
Yes. Yes I am.
Look out guys
Here come the mature gamers who only play mature games fore mature people such as themselves
Pretty ironic
Nah, I'd rather play this.
>chubby NES peach
You have my attention
>fatso who can't run and jump
hard pass
I really hope cowgirl hat world we got teased delivers good cowgirl Peach.
I have no hope for the Ninja world though (assuming that isn't just where kung fu peach is), I think she's just wear a generic black ninja garb that's fully covered
Ninja world will be a king of fighters crossover
And a bonus
Is that guy really trying to fool people he didn't use AI for this turd ? c'mon
Takes a zoomer to feel insecure about what games he buys in public / plays. Based gigachads don't give a frick.
No.
The next gen system will have been announced by the time this is out, in late March. The previous Direct was the last time anyone will ever even think about this game.
buying this? frick no, grown ass men are pirating this game, frick nintendo
This website is full of guys who are old and gay, it’s starting to get annoying.
Exactly. You can't even drop honest truth bombs on THE POLAR OPPOSITE of Twitter now. The world needs less people.
You sound gay too
You're a grown man who lives with his mom. We could start by getting rid of you.
Grown ass men are buying video games in general and its causing the world to burn. Imagine if morons doing 9 hour "speed runs" and writing essays about fricking video games could do to globalists with that energy redirected.
okay federal agent
"Muh wife"
Oh my fricking God when did Ganker get invaded by redditors?
It's not even out though
uh dude it's not even released yet
>GROWN. ASS. MEN.
This ass was grown through much effort, I didn't go to the ass store like lazy kids these days.
thought that was an M rating in the thumbnail
Super Princess Peach was fun so why wouldn’t they? Unlike stupid women and Black folk, most people don’t need to self insert to enjoy a game.
not me i like women with breasts, ass and hips, which asian women lack
Another anon obsessed with men.
Yes, I will. I liked Super Princess Peach as well.
This stupid ass game should be a play able version of Balan Wonderland, annnnd that means it didn't work.
Not buy it. Let it rot and die.
Yes
i can't even tell from the trailers what the game will actually be like yet so it's hard to judge it on anything aside from the aesthetic. still gives off the feeling of 'buy it when you find a physical copy for a tenner three years later' type game
I HAVE to buy it so a child won't be able to play it and get corrupted by Swordfighter Peach's breeding-grade ass and hips.
>showtime
has anyone made good DMC crossover art yet?
Imagine the forcefeeding by giant icing piper
Grown ass men jerk off to anime girls and animal characters too. That's even scarier.
>even though they look like they're 18
Oh no, how terrible.
>main villain literally has "rape" in its name
>tendies are literally buying this shit for full price
are shitchgays tge most embarrassing people alive?
Lmfao.
>hands sony 160 dollars for online
for tons of free games and online that works?
meanwhile shitchgays pay online that doesnt even work while buying games full price thats made for their daughters while tyrone fricks their wives
shitchgays are subhuman
OH NO NO NO SHITCHgayS WE JUST GOT BTFO’D
>for tons of free games
where none are good
>and online that works?
to play games that are shit.
You are not any better, don't delude yourself into thinking you have any high ground
>he defends paid online
fricking lol, I thought you were already getting tons of "free games" and online that worked for 60? now you pay 80, or better yet, 160 for "premium" a year? Black person I don't even pay for nintendo's shitty service, paid online is a scam. imagine defending this shit.
this is beyond pathetic.
They'll play it because their lives are empty hence why they spend an obsessive amount on Ganker discussing videos games. Consumerism is all they know. All they look forward to in life is consumerism.
Right now you're threatening them anon.
Frick you. My wife preordered this game as a reward for my vasectomy. I'm going to enjoy this game VERY MUCH