One of the reasons is probably because the limp-wristed baseded out writers and VAs will have nervous breakdowns if the content they have to produce isn't 100% pozzed. Reminds me of that scene in "Demolition Man" where they freak out when they hear him say no-no words.
Rockstar Games’ Vice President of Writing Michael Unsworth has left the studio before the official announcement of Grand Theft Auto 6.
Despite the mega success of Grand Theft Auto 5, largely considered to be one of the best video games of all time, fans are expecting the next installment in the series to be even bigger and better in every way imaginable.
With it now being close to a decade since its predecessor’s official release, fans anticipate a reveal or at least a teaser for Grand Theft Auto VI any day now.
However, instead of the news fans have been hoping for, it appears that Michael Unsworth, Rockstar Games’ Vice President of Writing has left the company.
So he left back in August. I imagine he's written a lot of it but had "creative differences" when he kept being micro managed over what he could and couldnt do.
Here's what a Ganker approved trailer would look like
>dress up as KKK mission >Die you fricking Black folk!! >curb stomp special move >Bomb a synagogue mission >Christchurch Massacre re-enactment >meet women on Spinster and rape/kill them
You say that, but then I look at Ireland making thought crime against non-whites a trip to prison, then remember it's been that way in the UK for years, and I realize you're just lying as a coping mechanism.
For what purpose? It's not like you're gonna use it anyway.
But hey, gotta have something to compensate for that mutilated microdick I guess.
5 months ago
Anonymous
I open carry and there's nothing you can do about it but remain obsessed with thinking about my wiener.
5 months ago
Anonymous
Thanks for admitting you have a cut micropenis.
5 months ago
Anonymous
You open carry because you're a fricking pussy.
Stay mad, Black person
5 months ago
Anonymous
I'm not sure what I'm supposed to be mad about.
Being a tall white dude with a massive penis instead of a brown mutt manlet with a microdick who needs to compensate by carrying guns sure feels good though.
5 months ago
Anonymous
Only Black folk and women cry about guns. Keep fantasizing about my dick and being white though, Black person.
5 months ago
Anonymous
Now now, no need to project.
Shouldn't you be out there slinging dope anyway?
5 months ago
Anonymous
Stay mad, Black person, etc.
5 months ago
Anonymous
You open carry because you're a fricking pussy.
5 months ago
Anonymous
Not him but not being strapped in a 3rd world shithole like the US sounds like suicide.
5 months ago
Anonymous
people ususally carry in conceiled holsters to not draw attention. open carry is for plain attention seekers
And by "cutting down racist and sexist jokes" they don't mean white people jokes and men jokes, do they? Either way, I don't expect anything from this game. It will be ultra neutered, probably.
Rockstar really were the last bastion of an actual true aaa studio that could still produce consistently good games
If they fall it’s all on indies and crowdfunded devs
God help us all
It'd be nice if this was a jumping the shark moment for the social garbage the political left has been pushing forever, but it wouldn't matter anyways since white countries aren't white anymore. Everyone could turn against it, but we'd still be a gay South Africa, which I guess is just Brazil.
Vidya will never die. Mainstream vidya will die though. Zoomers and alphas don't play games, they play phone games. Only games left in 20 years will be mobile trash and indie passion projects.
>"HEEY LOOK AT ME HOW WE SUCK BBC DICK AND WORSHIP israeliteS AND MUTILATE NEWBORNS GENITALS" >"HAHAH RENT FREE AHMED"
Not our fault doing moronic shit attracts attention.
They don't even notice it since they're just programmed that way.
I mena if you look at all the nonsense NPC dialogue your average american spouts there is no way they can have thoughts or common sense of their own.
>I mena if you look at all the nonsense NPC dialogue your average american spouts there is no way they can have thoughts or common sense of their own.
It's not our fault you live in a 3rd world shit hole and seethe 24/7 over us.
It's not whining about anything legitimate about the game, it's all whining about how there's not troony and racist jokes anymore. I find it really not that much of a big deal, plus the "jokes" were there but you had to kind of find them. It's strange to see people whine about it and get their panties all in a bunch when people shrug it off or want them to shut the frick up.
>that want their bullshit supported in all media
As opposed to you lefties that would spontaneously combust if, say Larian did the right thing and released a patch that removed the Bodytype nonsense and replaced it with a Male/Female choice.
if this actually happens, I'm 100% out. I'm so done with woke non-sense. They will inevitably use this as an excuse to cut the dating / prostitution from the game. I doubt they would even have a strip club ffs.
I don't understand, I played GTA 5 and I didn't really hear any sexist or racist jokes against minorities. Is my brain just wired differently so I don't notice them or what? But yeah we all knew this would happen, every single major company that has undergone ""the change"" from their past "toxic frat-boy culture" has turned into a pozzed mess, which is why you crack it and mod it.. it's not harder than that
>I don't understand, I played GTA 5 and I didn't really hear any sexist or racist jokes against minorities
exactly, nothing will change, it's just outrage bait thread
>game opens with an anti straight white male joke >free rage bait advertisement for the next year
This is like the oldest Rockstar trick in the book and you'd still fall for it because of your own insecurities.
>you can kill hookers >carjack normies >mow down anyone and everyone with an AK >but no racism guys
You can be a criminal and a murderer but can’t be an butthole
>latina inspired by bonnie & clyde
I wonder if there's anyone anywhere who can write a halfway original story anymore.
"You know that White people thing...?"
"The one with all the White people?"
"Yeah. Slather it Brown, that's the story."
"That's the story??"
"That's the story."
It's going to be extremely successful despite its pozzedness, leading to redditors going "LMAO STUPID CHUDDIES YOU LOST XD" as if the dilation minigame was the reason for GTA VI's success and not the fact that $100000000000 usd were poured into its development
it's over
Can't wait
One of the reasons is probably because the limp-wristed baseded out writers and VAs will have nervous breakdowns if the content they have to produce isn't 100% pozzed. Reminds me of that scene in "Demolition Man" where they freak out when they hear him say no-no words.
>Reminds me of that scene in "Demolition Man" where they freak out when they hear him say no-no words
link?
Just watch Demolition Man. Its a fun movie.
I've seen it multiple times.
What no-no words are they on about?
the better question is how do you use the 3 seashells
You've seen it multiple times, but don't remember them freaking out after he starts swearing when he first gets to the future?
my favourite big booty latina
Rockstar Games’ Vice President of Writing Michael Unsworth has left the studio before the official announcement of Grand Theft Auto 6.
Despite the mega success of Grand Theft Auto 5, largely considered to be one of the best video games of all time, fans are expecting the next installment in the series to be even bigger and better in every way imaginable.
With it now being close to a decade since its predecessor’s official release, fans anticipate a reveal or at least a teaser for Grand Theft Auto VI any day now.
However, instead of the news fans have been hoping for, it appears that Michael Unsworth, Rockstar Games’ Vice President of Writing has left the company.
https://www.dexerto.com/gaming/top-rockstar-writer-leaves-studio-before-official-gta-6-announcement-2267227/
So he left back in August. I imagine he's written a lot of it but had "creative differences" when he kept being micro managed over what he could and couldnt do.
Nah this slop will be considered the new standard for future propaganda projects.
Here's what a Ganker approved trailer would look like
>dress up as KKK mission
>Die you fricking Black folk!!
>curb stomp special move
>Bomb a synagogue mission
>Christchurch Massacre re-enactment
>meet women on Spinster and rape/kill them
Is this more your thing?
>no immigrant killing
>no 41%ing trannies
>no gay parade shooting
0/10
Yes.
I'd buy it. and a troony killing mini game and I'll even invest.
up as KKK mission
That'd be cool.
Unironicaly yes
would unironically sell millions
oh like the proper way to play watchdogs
Frick never played more than 2h of this shit game but now seringue this it makes me want to play this way
>Canadian
>9/11 survivor
>Avid video game player
Every frickin time
>Canadian
Always makes me laugh.
>everyone gets popped with a pistol
>animegay gets blasted with a rifle
Every time
>dress up as KKK mission
They had that in RDR2 though.
No they didn’t
Unironically yeah
reminder that heavy censorship creates this too and you will be left in a world where absolutely nobody is funny or compelling
Incredibly based.
kino
these games are about murdering thousands of people. how is any of that worse besides the media made you feel that way?
>this cope
You're a brown mutilated cutgay so you unironically have more in common with israelites and mudslimes than we do.
You say that, but then I look at Ireland making thought crime against non-whites a trip to prison, then remember it's been that way in the UK for years, and I realize you're just lying as a coping mechanism.
>UK
kek
They're just anglo cucks like you are so it's no wonder you emulate each other.
>emulate one another
Well in my country the left spend all day every day b***hing about how they can't disarm me, so try again.
Shut up, cuck.
>"hurr durr muh guns XD"
Stop LARPing, Jamal.
You're so mad that I open carry.
For what purpose? It's not like you're gonna use it anyway.
But hey, gotta have something to compensate for that mutilated microdick I guess.
I open carry and there's nothing you can do about it but remain obsessed with thinking about my wiener.
Thanks for admitting you have a cut micropenis.
Stay mad, Black person
I'm not sure what I'm supposed to be mad about.
Being a tall white dude with a massive penis instead of a brown mutt manlet with a microdick who needs to compensate by carrying guns sure feels good though.
Only Black folk and women cry about guns. Keep fantasizing about my dick and being white though, Black person.
Now now, no need to project.
Shouldn't you be out there slinging dope anyway?
Stay mad, Black person, etc.
You open carry because you're a fricking pussy.
Not him but not being strapped in a 3rd world shithole like the US sounds like suicide.
people ususally carry in conceiled holsters to not draw attention. open carry is for plain attention seekers
That's usually how crime works, dumbass. You do something wrong, you go to jail.
Never mind, I read that wrong.
>Thought crime.
>proto americans behave like americans
Who could have thought.......
Keep seething that you can't take away my guns, mister ma'am.
yep
And by "cutting down racist and sexist jokes" they don't mean white people jokes and men jokes, do they? Either way, I don't expect anything from this game. It will be ultra neutered, probably.
you can bet these ultra racists will make fun of white men. that's what they do
What happens if the writing is absolutely atrocious? Will everyone return/refund it?
>grand theft pozzo
Good
Rockstar really were the last bastion of an actual true aaa studio that could still produce consistently good games
If they fall it’s all on indies and crowdfunded devs
God help us all
It'd be nice if this was a jumping the shark moment for the social garbage the political left has been pushing forever, but it wouldn't matter anyways since white countries aren't white anymore. Everyone could turn against it, but we'd still be a gay South Africa, which I guess is just Brazil.
Vidya will never die. Mainstream vidya will die though. Zoomers and alphas don't play games, they play phone games. Only games left in 20 years will be mobile trash and indie passion projects.
>end of the video game industry
Was allowing any gta past Vice City to exist
Must be weird beibg american and having nothing in your head except thoughts about race at all times.
Must be weird being a thirdie and having nothing in your head except thoughts about Americans at all times.
>"HEEY LOOK AT ME HOW WE SUCK BBC DICK AND WORSHIP israeliteS AND MUTILATE NEWBORNS GENITALS"
>"HAHAH RENT FREE AHMED"
Not our fault doing moronic shit attracts attention.
Nah, we only think about Americans here to piss you off.
They don't even notice it since they're just programmed that way.
I mena if you look at all the nonsense NPC dialogue your average american spouts there is no way they can have thoughts or common sense of their own.
>I mena if you look at all the nonsense NPC dialogue your average american spouts there is no way they can have thoughts or common sense of their own.
It's not our fault you live in a 3rd world shit hole and seethe 24/7 over us.
I live in a modern 1st world nation though.
Meanwhile you don't even have basic workers rights.
You have no idea what the frick you're talking about.
>get cut at birth
>1st world
sharts are delusional kek
Don't care, still going to play it. I've been waiting 10 fricking years.
>scales back racist humor
>by making everything about white people and 'right wingers'
very cool.
Great, there's nothing I love more than people taking a huge shit on the right.
You hope you get Mollie Tibbetts'd
Aww, it's feelings are hurt.
>it is feelings
source?
its getting really fricking boring now, if only they kept contained to their boards
>source?
Pattern recognition
oh so you're making shit up to be outraged about again
No, the patterns actually exist in every form of entertainment. OP's pic is itself evidence.
This is what you get for saying Rockstar's humor is shit non-stop.
you reposted OP's pic, how is that related to my post?
also i guess you also think she's the only protagonist of the game
>grand theft pozzo
I made it just for you
you really have to go back
nah you do, but I still made it just for you
I honestly don't give a shit, the only people whining about it are the /misc/ types that want their bullshit supported in all media.
>the only people whining about it are the /misc/ types that want their bullshit supported in all media
Just making shit up lmao
have a nice day
I'm not making it up at all, we had 400+ post threads of seething when that article was posted.
No there weren't
Yes.
nope
True, leftypol cucks are also whining about the game
But in the end of the day, poltrannies and leftypolcucks aren't that different from eachother, both are cancer that needs to be killed off
It's not whining about anything legitimate about the game, it's all whining about how there's not troony and racist jokes anymore. I find it really not that much of a big deal, plus the "jokes" were there but you had to kind of find them. It's strange to see people whine about it and get their panties all in a bunch when people shrug it off or want them to shut the frick up.
>that want their bullshit supported in all media
As opposed to you lefties that would spontaneously combust if, say Larian did the right thing and released a patch that removed the Bodytype nonsense and replaced it with a Male/Female choice.
>Bitches about body type
>Meanwhile back in the early 2000s...
That wasn't an ideological decision, though
>"punching down"
I hate this fricking term so much
>GTA 6 will be the end of the video game industry.
I hope so. Also, Black folk.
Who still get excited by gta in 2023? You are either south american or some moron following what's hyped by media with no thought.
Americans
>Who still get excited by gta in 2023?
Everyone, even you despite the contrarianism
Not him, but I am not excited at all
With a female protagonist they could actually double down on sexist jokes and still appeal to the masses if done correctly.
/v/eddit is trying to hard to hate this game
>rockstar is le woke now 🙁
it's gta even in rdr2 you could kill that women vote activist npc
but you couldn't kill the indians, hmm...
>Hero
Have these idiots never played GTA before? You always play as a criminal.
can't call a latinx female a criminal these days.
if this actually happens, I'm 100% out. I'm so done with woke non-sense. They will inevitably use this as an excuse to cut the dating / prostitution from the game. I doubt they would even have a strip club ffs.
>They will inevitably use this as an excuse to cut the dating / prostitution from the game
they are on the game
you couldnt either in rdr1
It died a decade ago.
Anyone who thinks it's only dying now because a fricking GTA game is woke deserves to be flayed alive.
I don't understand, I played GTA 5 and I didn't really hear any sexist or racist jokes against minorities. Is my brain just wired differently so I don't notice them or what? But yeah we all knew this would happen, every single major company that has undergone ""the change"" from their past "toxic frat-boy culture" has turned into a pozzed mess, which is why you crack it and mod it.. it's not harder than that
>I don't understand, I played GTA 5 and I didn't really hear any sexist or racist jokes against minorities
exactly, nothing will change, it's just outrage bait thread
/thread
they've literally removed them
They didn't, the only thing they removed were troony NPCs and not anything else
>game opens with an anti straight white male joke
>free rage bait advertisement for the next year
This is like the oldest Rockstar trick in the book and you'd still fall for it because of your own insecurities.
>A-bloo-bloo-bloo its all ogre gays
proceeds to buy it day one
>A-bloo-bloo-bloo
>you lived long enough to witness gta becoming the very thing they made fun of
I guess it's time to find some other hobby.
>you can kill hookers
>carjack normies
>mow down anyone and everyone with an AK
>but no racism guys
You can be a criminal and a murderer but can’t be an butthole
personally i'd love to see gay clubs in Vice City so i can reenact the based Florida sodomite club shooting
Wow I can’t wait to see the /misc/ tourists act like spergs in every thread like they do in dozens of threads for other games.
>/pol
you're the tourist and you've outed yourself, newhomosexual
I hope this game has latinx speak like Spider Man 2. It would be funny.
>latina inspired by bonnie & clyde
I wonder if there's anyone anywhere who can write a halfway original story anymore.
"You know that White people thing...?"
"The one with all the White people?"
"Yeah. Slather it Brown, that's the story."
"That's the story??"
"That's the story."
Good. I want gaming to die so bad
Or rather, mainstream normie pozzed gaming. Let it become a niche again
>Scale back offensive humor
So it's going to kill off the series charm and use of satire? So it legit is going the saints row route?
It's going to be extremely successful despite its pozzedness, leading to redditors going "LMAO STUPID CHUDDIES YOU LOST XD" as if the dilation minigame was the reason for GTA VI's success and not the fact that $100000000000 usd were poured into its development
but will the latina mc be hot and with a phat ass?