>Gun job in XIV. >is actually a tank

>Gun job in XIV
>is actually a tank

This is not realistic. You actually need more strength to draw a bow than to use a gun. Tank archer when?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Its a gunBLADE
    Also MCH exists

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's not a gun job.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's in the name, GUNblade

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The GUN stands for Gunnhildr, who is the queen in both name and title of Bozja multiple times over in history, and the name Gunblade is a reference to Gunnhildr's Blades. The actual cartridges don't shoot bullets, but rather quickcast a spell that is charged by cartridges that need to be filled with aether. Thancred and the other Gunbreakers can only do this by reloading a massive magazine they have, but the WoL can charge their cartridges with their ridiculous pool of ambient aether, and only rapid-reload when using Bloodfest by stealing aether from a target.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Gunblade stands for Gunnhildr, but Gunbreaker does actually stand for guns, since they were named after how they would charge into battle and break the long range artillery by themselves. Thus Gunbreaker.

          As to why Square decided they needed two different sources to justify the use of "Gun" in the name, who fricking knows.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            real-world supposition is that "gun" is short for "gunilda" which was a nickname given to a specific ballista at windsor castle in the 14th century and gunilda as a name is derivative of scandinavian "gunnhildr"

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              is there any pics of this gunnhildr breaking? For historical purposes of course

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                this is roughly what it would have looked like

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                hot, thanks anon

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >two different sources
            Three.
            >Gunnhildr
            >breaking of guns
            >literally a gun

            It's a bit heavy-handed, but that's FFXIV for you in a nutshell.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              All the lore surrounding Bozja is always so stupid and over the top I just imagine my WoL being constantly bewildered at every conversation with a resistance member telling him about it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Only one gun
      lol
      lmao even

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Bits and funnels are not guns. You are not a gunslinger, you're a healbawd who got too into Gundam.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nice "gun" job

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I've never seen a Roe cosplay as Heavy

        Shit community 0/10

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I will if the heat blast upgrade becomes a gatling gun like it always should've been.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Neither is your Inspector Gadget ass job. MCH is such a waste.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        God I wish Ivalice gear was dyeable.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But Balthier is a MCH too.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Actually he's the worst gun user in XII. He starts with the license but he's just shit at it.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >caring about stats and not what job fits each character

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          One who actually uses a cool gun and not a bunch of weird fricking gadgets.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What were they thinking with Balthier's shoes?
        The rest of the outfit is 10/10 and then you look at the feet...

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Canonically, gunbreaker is a more defensive role because of its agility and ability to dodge and deflect effectively rather than just tanking lots of damage.
    In game it is just a damage sponge like any other tank sadly

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What did Yoshi mean by this?
    Will this be the savior or destroyer of Dawntrail?

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Servers getting DDoS again
    Who's doing it this time? it's been going on for a week now.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It’s already been confirmed to be a group of Brazilian WoWgays.
      They are still trying to deny it though funnily enough

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Brazilians bring sweet baby to their knees
        >Now Square
        BRgays, I kneel...

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        who?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i blame lalafell

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's not a tank because it's strong, it's a tank because it's LOUD. Constant explosions get attention.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why do I even pay a sub

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is purp lalafel still here>

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wish more gunblades actually looked like gunblades instead of the overdesigned chainsaws, space ships and engine block-machetes we keep getting.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      whatever happened to that sleek not-garlean one from the fan design contest

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This one? It's tomestone/Criterion Savage (with glow), but unfortunately it's scaled like a toothpick.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're asking for good designs from squeenix

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I understand why they did this one but:
      >Half of all gunblade models have a perfectly functional barrel
      >The Gunbreaker ranged attack/aggro attack is a sword beam slash and not just shooting them.

      It would have seemed kind of funny compared to Warrior lobbing their axes, Paladin going Captain America, and Dark Knight shooting bolts of pure edge.

      I feel you. I'm really hoping they let us get Garlean Gunblades soon and am kind of surprised it wasn't made a glamor option earlier on.

      That one wasn't a winning entry, only a finalist.

      Honestly, that looks mostly like the starting one you get when you unlock the job but now the barrel is gone.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I understand why they did this one but:
        >>Half of all gunblade models have a perfectly functional barrel
        >>The Gunbreaker ranged attack/aggro attack is a sword beam slash and not just shooting them.
        Bozjan gunblades can't shoot projectiles. The cartridges are actually full of aether that gets released when the trigger is pressed. This generates the large explosions you see when you use Burst Strike, the Gnashing Fang combo, Fated Circle and Double Down.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >game's literally unplayable for more than a week
    Square's silence is deafening

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is it worth to relapse into this game if I haven't played since Stormblood or is the game shit now?

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    which tank is the hardest to keep alive?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Paladin, but only because the average PLD player is moronic.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        DRK in low lvl dungeons

        [...]
        no not that one, it looked more like a cavalry saber I guess?

        GNB, they have a built in suicide button.

        the TRINITY of healbawd

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How? They heal themselves with every other ability they cast.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      DRK in low lvl dungeons

      This one? It's tomestone/Criterion Savage (with glow), but unfortunately it's scaled like a toothpick.

      no not that one, it looked more like a cavalry saber I guess?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That one wasn't a winning entry, only a finalist.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it's a winner in my book

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm still fricking mad.

            That one wasn't a winning entry, only a finalist.

            The winner is still pretty nice looking. MCH got a Turkish tile gun.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >MCH got a Turkish tile gun.
              It's Portuguese

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm still fricking mad.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          this is moronic. It's just a lever action rifle with a blade instead of a barrel. talk about impracticality

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Gunblades in FF work by the moronic logic of the gun part making the blade vibrate (left to right, like I said, moronic)

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It has more to do with the magical point blank explosion blasting out of the blade as you slash.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          To be fair, something like this already exists in the game, and is craftable/on the market.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      GNB, they have a built in suicide button.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Remove enmity skills in SHB.
          >Suddenly I'm the one getting twatted every time the tank dies.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      as a healer main i have noticed DRK is the most volatile, GNB and WAR are the safest , PLD can be a mixed bag but are mostly fine

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'd also say DRK

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      DRK

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Easily DRK , all the other have decent self healing and DRK just has the shield and that single aoe drain in dungeons.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        DRK isn't particularly hurting from the lack of self-healing, the problem is nobody knows how to use Oblation because
        >noooo you aren't supposed to stack cooldowns the Balance told me that's bad so it must be bad

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Try to level DRK
      >Most dungeons become a 1-2 pull snorefest

      I felt so bad I just do duty support now.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      DRK has little to no self sustain. All other tanks can pretty reliably keep themselves alive.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >not a single WAR

      YEP YEP WE ARE JUST THAT GOOD

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't heal WARs anymore, you're more than capable of healing yourselves. If you die, you're shit at your job.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Drks that meet the minimum ilvl for content. They just get their shit pushed in so fast

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Since SE seems incapable of dealing with the ddos attacks I guess this is what playing XIV is going to be like from now on.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >get aetherfont for expert roulette heals
    >warrior tank, returner flower
    >”sweet a warrior, I’ll just have my fairy handle any dps that get clipped and I can spend my time arguing on Ganker”
    >tank proceeds to screw up every single attack on bear boss
    >somehow gets 5+‘stacks in the first minute
    >instantly dies to an unmitigated TB
    >throw a shield on the ninja, he’s actually tougher than the warrior
    >never taunts it back, ninja proceeds to easily handle the boss.

    Sprouts have NOTHING on returners.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sprouts are blank canvases needing to be filled with beautiful correct knowledge.
      Returners are canvases that have been filled wrong on purpose and think they're beautiful paintings.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't mind me, just stealing the edge from DRK and RPR.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Joke/summer-themed contest winners fricking when though?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is the only way you could get me to play M*nk. Frick that class.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bros... I don't know if I'm ready for 6 hours of liveletter... the EW job action LL was 6 hours long...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The LL will also cover the updated benchmark, so it may be even longer

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'll take the 6+ hours of above average quality threads that will provide.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's no need to watch it. They will put out the job action trailer afterward, which is the only thing people want to see.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Turret spawns. Instantly starts shooting.
    >Queen spawns in kneeling and slowly getting up like it's 85 years old.
    >Then finally starts doing damage like 6 seconds in.
    Why did they not make Queen super hero punch down on the enemy?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Gw2 Mechanist
      >Call in robot
      >Just fricking drops out of the sky
      >Impact deals damage.
      >Immediately starts beating the shit out of things.
      Gw2 is trash and I would never recommend it to anyone, but SE should remove the windup animation.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        they could reuse the wildfire throwing animation and have you throw a ball at the target that expands/explodes into the queen/autoturrent and does aoe/ST dmg respectively, it would look cool and solve the windup stupidity

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I just hope they fix the fricking heated phase animations. It looks stupid as shit bouncing around like that.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >GW2 Mech robot
        >Using pet AI
        There's a reason why they had to give it more health and armor then a player.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        wheure is pink lalalalfle

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does anyone else think it’s kind of funny when you get a player try to “grief” the party, despite Xiv being a grief-proof game? I had a BLM once do nothing but cast sleep and emote in a dungeon, and I think I was the only player who even noticed he was being annoying

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Narcissism isn't funny. This game has a problem and it's sad.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I used to give shit to these people in games, now when people underperform on purpose in any game I talk to them like they're not doing it on purpose and they actually suck ass at the game. It makes them seethe most of the time

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        treating other people like they are morons is usually a pretty safe strat

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I remember being a sprout THM and thinking I was being a good party member by sleeping the mobs the tank wasn't focusing.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >despite Xiv being a grief-proof game
      tell that to the moron tanks in raid24 putting TBs in the group

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It was funny killing my fc with the huge TB in the final alliance raid

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ARR rework when? I bet they could make something amazing if they scratch the whole thing and redo it. A lot of people leave because the story is awful and slow.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >give up a whole expac worth of development time
      lol no, their best bet is to just make a new starting point and a new separate story campaign and they decided not to do that

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That only works for wow because the story and lore are a joke and nobody cares, the devs just use the world for their political agendas and self insert as important characters so they can trauma dump on eachother.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that already happened. this is as good as it's gonna get

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >give up a whole expac worth of development time
      lol no, their best bet is to just make a new starting point and a new separate story campaign and they decided not to do that

      WOWhomosexualS GET OUT OF MY GAME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        shut up b***h, you need wow gays. mmo subs are down.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I like the game with less players. I miss when I knew all the regulars on my server.

          Return to me that which was stolen from me. Give me back my community.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            your "community" would exist if you participated in it. yet you don't. if you need to blame someone, you can blame yoshit piss for DC travel

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Hard to participate in a community when the people change every day. And don't worry, I do blame him. I never pass up on a chance to send yoshi-p hate mail.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Take meds

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            this can still happen in current xiv. every content has a niche community.
            >ultimate pf scene
            >eureka scene in a datacenter
            >delubrum reginae/bozja scene
            >early savage tiers pf reclears

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              This is true actually. I've been doing the mentor grind and I keep bumping into the same lalabros every day. But still, I miss my idleshire bros.

              Speaking of, YOSHI-P YOU LIMP DICK, GIVE US MOUNTS IN ENDGAME CITIES AGAIN.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This, I miss the community feeling now it's so fricking huge that people are so worthless now. You had to work to maintain your reputation or you'd get tarred with the autism brush and rejected from groups and FC's. Now nobody cares, just reroll.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          NO I DO NOT WOWgayS OUT OF MY GAME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            LETS GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GREEN FROG IS GHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This guy dropped lotr before they left the shire.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ARR doesn't require a rework but they should try to make early gameplay less boring, which is what the benchmark leaks suggest they're doing already.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This guy dropped lotr before they left the shire.

        [...]
        WOWhomosexualS GET OUT OF MY GAME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

        that already happened. this is as good as it's gonna get

        ARR rework when? I bet they could make something amazing if they scratch the whole thing and redo it. A lot of people leave because the story is awful and slow.

        Rather than fight the same 4 titans 3 times (forma de hard mode) why not have 12 different ones? I know I groaned when minfilia said “okay go kill all 4… again… they are back, I guess”.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >forma de hard mode
          Give me one of those Spanish ladies, lad. Adieu to old England.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The filter stays on.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I thought ARR was kinda dull while first going through it but I still don't think it was bad as, say, something like the Golden Temple in Maplestory.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This used to be my opinion until 5.3, all the soul has been extracted from ARR. Still better than people give it credit for, but not as good as it once was.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What happened in 5.3?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            a small number of questlines were removed (ie y'shtola dressing up as a miner to go undercover) and some dungeons were modernized

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The border walls were destroyed and wowfugees were allowed en masse. Coin Counter aoes, flying in ARR, CT mandatory, old dungeons nerfed or reworked. Plus to make it all worse, constant potency powercreep killing all fun of old instances with bosses dying faster and faster so mechs are skipped, though this was already happening before 5.3.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't it insane that even when there's little stuff left to do in the game until DT there's still a weekly 900 cap on Comedy tomes?
    People could be spending their time doing content to gear up a sidejob for fun but in order to buy all the tome gear you still have to spend like a month due to caps for one single job?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just go and farm Savage then, restrictions for loot were lifted ages ago.
      I don't need more full tome gear Black folk shitting up my fast roulette runs

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They should remove the whole questline leading to Titan, I don't want to fetch cheese and alcohol for a party.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I still haven't beaten p12s

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Isn't Kingdom Hearts made by CS1?
    FFXIV and FFXVI are CS3 so you'd have to ask in a thread with those Kingdom Hearts FFVII enjoyers.

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm getting mixed signals from people online, do raiders hate or love RDM?
    I like the class aesthetics and wanted to main it for hard content.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Love it but people will scream at you to just use Summoner as it's easier and more consistent at damage dealing than RDM. It's a lot harder to be more consistent than RDM if you are an average player.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Any raider that seriously overtly cares about your job choice outside of hyper-niche circumstances like Ultimates is too autistic for my blood
      Red Mage is a safety net job used for when your party is awful in prog and you need to see upcoming mechanics to figure out what the hell is going on, Summoner is what you pick when you want significantly higher damage but you also want a Swiftcast + Raise for *occasional* mistakes

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      > do raiders hate or love RDM?

      They’re fine, good ones can be extremely useful in EX. They do less dmg than BLM but maximizing group dmg isn’t actually the goal among turbo sweatlords.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Most people aren't going to care. But for the sake of your own experience and improvement you should try to be a "magical ranged main that mostly plays redmage" and at least have enough rudimentary knowledge at playing summoner and/or blm to be able to pull your own weight in ex/savage if you absolutely had to.
      Most of the time no one is going to ask you to swap, but showing people you are able to speaks a lot of you as a player

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I absolutely hate summoner but I kinda like blm so I guess I'll do that.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        there is no knowledge needed to play smn

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          not the point but I'm glad you feel better after stating the obvious

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            you stated something incorrect which is what caused the need to state the obvious. there is no such thing as rudimentary knowledge at playing smn

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I dislike them for the same reason I dislike most ranged players

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Give me a Gunbreaker VFX mod based on Sora.
    >Lightning Shot -> Strike Raid
    >Rough Divide -> Sonic Blade
    >Gnashing Fang + Continuation -> Ars Arcanum
    >Bloodfest/Draw & Junction -> card refresh from Chain of Memories
    >Fated Circle -> Ripple Drive
    >Sonic Break -> Gravity Break
    >Bow Shock -> Thundaga
    >Burst Strike + Hypervelocity -> Hurricane Blast + Hurricane Period
    >Blasting Zone -> Blitz
    >Demon Slice + Demon Slaughter -> Vortex + Stun Impact
    >Double Down -> Zantetsuken
    >Camouflage -> Aero
    >Nebula -> Aeroga
    >Aurora -> Cure
    >Heart of Light -> Protega
    >Heart of Corundum -> Reflega
    >Superbolide -> Once More

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      oh my god I never realized sora is wearing a onesie, what is the point of the belt?!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        to break up the red

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Make it look like he's wearing shorts and not a onesie, plus as the other guy says it makes his design significantly less red. It also earmarks Sora as being Final Fantasy derived

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        break up the design a bit. also, i always personally presumed it was something similar to a swimsuit once i noticed it

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    REMOVE MSQ FROM MENTOR ROULETTE(or at least give me the msq bonuses for putting up with that garbage)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the mentor roulette was created to help new players clear duties, not so fat trannies can gallop around outside of their courtesan club on a giant ugly unicorn

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Well then square failed twice with it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lol. If you want your narcissist crown you will put up with helping sprouts and returners. You willingly signed up for it. Just remove your narcissist crown if you can't handle it.

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gunbreakers and machnists saddle up and report in

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gun tank
      Gun ranged dps
      Gun healer

      Now we only need a gun caster or melee

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >had a Barbariccia run yesterday where one of the healers was insisting for some reason that the usual strats were all boss relative
    huh? Like, I'd understand the stacks being BR, but not anything else in the fight. Was that a strat on some other datacenter that aren't aether or something?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the only thing I've ever done boss relative is the hair cut on the sides for stack/spread

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >actually acknowledging gnb dogshit lore ruined by lore breaking furgays

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    now that we have a normal dual-sword job we need a normal bow job and a normal gun job

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >normal bow job
      if we ever see a "normal" ranger job it will probably be a crossbow job
      >normal gun job
      dual pistols, corsair

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I accept these conditions

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Corsair should be sword+gun. Like a physical version of red mage in reverse where you build up in melee and go ranged for burst.
        As for normal gun job, make it a Rifleman with a cartridge system where you have charged ocds to load different type of bullets in the order you want to shoot them. Give it a sort of "take aim" ability kinda like leyline that that immobilises you in a crouched position for faster cds or more dmg or higher sps. I just want proper pistols and proper two handed rifles. The one handed carbine thing with mch just does not do it for me.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >normal bow job
      if we ever see a "normal" ranger job it will probably be a crossbow job
      >normal gun job
      dual pistols, corsair

      >if we ever see a "normal" ranger job it will probably be a crossbow job
      Make it Sniper from FFTA and you've got a deal.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Bard already has double shot and beso toxico thoughbeit

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    try and convince me FF XIV is better than WoW classic. Been playing the latter for a week now and this shit is so busted it's making me even more moronic.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I can't. You should just go back to WoW, it's way better.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      all classes/jobs on one character
      lower sub if you have only one character per world
      worlo fricking wishes it had a job with the sheer A E S T H E T I C of the dragoon

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why would I ever want more than one character when it takes dozens of hours to get through the """"story"""" content so I can do the latest content?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          same reason you ask rhetorical questions

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone here already accepts that vanilla/classic was the better mmo.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Vanilla WoW is a fantastic game, but WoW Classic is not that. Blizzard's fricked its shit all up, put MTX in it, has a dogshit community that ruins the game, and playing it requires that you give Blizzard money. At least private servers only have the dogshit community issue.

      FFXIV isn't as good of a game as Vanilla WoW, probably. At least right now. But it's got cool stuff to it.

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    STOP GATEKEEPING PEOPLE WANT TO DO ALL RAID CONTENT A WEEK AFTER STARTING

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      buy skips then

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ?si=nLjEGvUl3SmaCWMj

    Will we ever get kino of this magnitude again?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sadly no.
      unless we get meracydia expansion

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >open XIV
    >realize there's nothing I want to do and all my friends are other-gaming like healthy individuals
    >close XIV
    Guess that's it until DT, then. Shame the mogtome event has nothing of value.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Other gaming
      WoWgay.

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is Gunbreaker good in pvp? Are rarefied Sykos dishes still the cheapest/fastest way to get purple scrips?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Is Gunbreaker good in pvp?
      Just play a DPS

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I get DPS anxiety in pvp because nothing ever fricking dies. At least if I'm playing a tank class I can blame it on the role/potencies.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Play BRD, you're contributing just by having your buffs up and your target is always the lowest hp enemy that someone else is attacking. They are pretty fragile and tend to get focused if your team doesn't protect you though. They also somehow get nerfed every fricking patch.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The point is staying alive and steal kills.

          People start dying when you reach BH3-5, below that is just hoping the enemy overextends and people focusing low HP targets.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      gunbreaker is a good harrier class but not a great front linesman (not the worst by a long shot)
      rarefied sykon bavarois is the best purple scrip item yes

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    will we ever get a more kino finale than 6.0 had

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i hope his corpse is mummifying in ultima thule

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >solo instance
      >kino
      No lol, Yoshida doesn't have the balls to wrap the real finale in a raid series again like Coils did for 1.0-2.0, and that's with the casual normal mode existing now.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They put two very important plot lines behind beast tribes

        >SoS
        >Cohealer is a WHM dressed like a prostitute
        >Crossbow LB/Healer split stack marker
        >Everyone stacks on the WHM
        >Literally no one comes over to my stack
        >Die
        >No comms
        Might be time to hang up playing healer on a male character.

        You can wear robes, AF or panties. Otherwise you're a sub par healer

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          There is nothing in the namazu questline that isn't also spelled out for you in SHB. I can't even think of what the other one is, but I'm certain it's equally inconsequential.

          >make dawntrail the new starting point
          >every time some old plot element is brought up for the first time we get an anime filler flashback about it
          This would suck

          They already do that shit constantly, makes no difference.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >He didn't do the Omicron beast tribes
            Wow so you actually missed out on the epilogue of endwalker?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hope they made a flag of who chose "that, I can't deny" and give them a unique title later on.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If I ever met Yoshida I would request a bozja duel difficulty solo minstrel's ballad for the Zenos fight.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >"That, I can't deny"

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If this was a single player game the wol (a female veena) would have died with Zenos and then it would have been real kino

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I miss him so fricking much, bros...

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's better off gone, they'd ruin him otherwise.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Every pitched "Zenos comes back" idea I've seen is either
          >he learns the power of friendship and becomes a Scion
          >he doesn't learn the power of friendship but he doesn't do anything bad as long as Wol pays attention to him, so he becomes like their quirky XD pet dog that they try to domesticate while the rest of the Scions sigh and roll their eyes in the background
          >he goes back to stalking them, but it's quirky now
          please just let the guy stay dead.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Tbqh I would only be interested as far as seeing how Y'shtola and Krile react to "Hey girls, remember that guy who almost cut one of you in half and tortured the other until part of her soul literally leaked out? Yeah we're babysitting him now", but beyond that it'd be a horrible idea.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Bringing him back would mean they have to answer definitively where the teleporter came from, and that's best left ambiguous.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Hey Zenos now that you're back, can you tell us if you made the teleporter fall down on WoL to save his life?
              >I dunno, I was fricking dying.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I want him to take over the body of his older sister, a busty garlean blonde.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >write lore for Zenos that he practiced the blade every day since childhood
          >blue mage'd his teacher's special blade skill at great risk to himself
          >be obsessed with collecting the strongest blades
          >even when disguised in the elezen body his swordsmanship gives him away
          >"hmm I should suddenly throw away all my swords to promote the new job and establish the terrible 6.x patch story for no reason"
          They already ruined him.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I miss his stupid fricking sword roulette golf bag so much

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm still annoyed he never Jetstream Sam'd any of them

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That, I can't deny

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why the frick isnt there a wind-up Zenos? Wind-up Shinryu doesnt count.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Doubtful, but one can hope
      That, I can't deny
      Too bad Zenos filtered most of the playerbase

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >SoS
    >Cohealer is a WHM dressed like a prostitute
    >Crossbow LB/Healer split stack marker
    >Everyone stacks on the WHM
    >Literally no one comes over to my stack
    >Die
    >No comms
    Might be time to hang up playing healer on a male character.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Post your healer

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why didn't you rescue?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        WE GO TOGETHER

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'd be reported since that's deliberate griefing.

        I would have stacked with them out of spite, I did it before and will do it again if I’m about to die solo. Also I would just not stack if I see morons double stacking stuff that would kill everyone.

        I'm doing this next time, I can just pretend to be moronic.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          > I'd be reported since that's deliberate griefing.

          You’d probably survive. Even if you didn’t it’s not griefing, finger slipped. I rescue a scrub for Hydalyn EX stacks and we both always live, albeit a little toasty.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's why you rescue the tank, they're guaranteed to survive even if you end up dying.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I would have stacked with them out of spite, I did it before and will do it again if I’m about to die solo. Also I would just not stack if I see morons double stacking stuff that would kill everyone.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        if it's normal you could probably facetank both without issue. EX gives you the vuln down

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Most double stacks after level 80 will give you some kind of x element/defense down so it would have killed everyone no matter your role or left a tank with like 1 auto a at from death . I’m 99%sure SoS gives you a defense down that lasts 2/3 seconds so it would have killed you

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They already stated they are looking for ways to improve the 2.0-6.1 experience for new players.
    Don't think they'll just skip it but its obvious they are looking to shorten the time new players spend on the first arc of the game, specially to future proof the game.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Benchmark datamining says they're gonna be giving classes and low level jobs way more to do so it might be more direct in how they make the early experience better

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that is also a good way to do it, I fricking hate low level dungeons where I just press 1 button for aoe (if I even have one) and two buttons for single target.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          There are dps jobs that don't get aoe moves until lvl 30-40 so it's much needed.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just because they said they're looking into it doesn't guarantee that they're going to find a solution.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just give new players the choice to start from Dawntrail jesus christ man

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Then they will miss a massive chunk of the plot and have no clue who is who or what is going on, XIV is a plot driven game.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          There could be a quick summary or something. The game gives you lore notes on important characters since 6.1, also.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Indications seem to be 6.1 is the new starting point since that's when you're soft reintroduced to all the Scions and you get the compendium thingy that explains who they all are

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          And lose sweet money on skips?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Indications seem to be 6.1 is the new starting point
          I don't believe this was ever intended and them pitching the idea of a new starting point coinciding with 6.1's release date made people think that was the plan. Like it would make the story skips absolutely pointless, no way SE would ok it.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The way they rushed through the twelves, among other things, suggests they want to close a lot of things before moving on.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Indications seem to be 6.1 is the new starting point
              I don't believe this was ever intended and them pitching the idea of a new starting point coinciding with 6.1's release date made people think that was the plan. Like it would make the story skips absolutely pointless, no way SE would ok it.

              My bet is that they had the idea on the table and they went ahead and asked the dev team to put the systems in place in case the 6.1 free skip is green lighted.

              In the end they either summarize the MSQ or new players will have to do 1000 hours of content to reach endgame down the line.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >new players the choice to start from Dawntrail jesus christ man
        >Do the level 91 dungeon
        >"Hey guys just started the game please bear with me"
        Frick NO

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >>Do the level 91 dungeon
          >"Hey guys just started the game please bear with me"
          Story dungeons are a fricking joke, what are you on about lmao

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Dead ends might as well be an ultimate for casuals
            Or even tower of zot

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >story dungeons are a fricking joke
            Malikah's Well hits tanks harder than Thaelia.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              bardam's mettle is another scrub filter too, the official "you can't use shire anymore" point

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            And people still frick up zot and dead ends after years.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Say that to every moron going into Holminster Switch with grey Stormblood gear.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >None of the new players will do the ARR-EW story
        >Either no mention of any of the events that happened or new players will be forever confused.
        Just make an express version of each expansion that can be easily done in 1-2 days of casual gaming each.
        You need to protect players from themselves or else they become like wow players.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Then they will miss a massive chunk of the plot and have no clue who is who or what is going on, XIV is a plot driven game.

          It's evident they want a fresh start for the story.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Frick off you stupid Black person

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        lol no. aren't you aware of skip msq books/level boost items in mogstation? besides SE are in a new long term growth project so even of yoship pitched that idea, it would be rejected so they would lose a lot of money giving a few msq skip.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe, but you also have to think on player retention, since people that don't give a single frick about the story and want to actually play the game won't be filtered by the 200 hours of story, and these kind of people won't drop the 40+ bucks to pay the story skip

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What makea you think people that skip cutscenes are useful in raids?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              what makes you think storygays are going to be any better?
              someone who wants to learn is going to learn, everyone else is going to ha e no clue what half their buttons do
              it's a problem with every MMO

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              When I say filtered, it means that people won't quit the game because they got bored before reaching endgame

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They get bored because they keep nerfing everything and removing buttons, skipping the entire story will make them drop the game even faster, they'll have no involvement

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        WoW made that same mistake 6 years ago by forcing new players to start with BFA, the result is that you'd throw players into a world they have no reason to care about, with characters that treat the WoL like they've been friends forever when the players actually just saw them for the first time. Forcing players to go through the whole ARR to EW story is the strength of the game's story, don't take any shortcuts, it's better to have the whole context of the story

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >WoW made that same mistake 6 years ago by forcing new players to start with BFA
          >"Just give new players the CHOICE"
          Read you fricking moron

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            how would it change anything if they had the choice or not? The result is the same if they choose to start at Dawntrail, the game would drop them in a world they know nothing about with 10 years of storytelling and worldbuilding skipped.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >BFA was 6 years ago
          >4.4 was 6 years ago

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can cut at least 50% of the MSQ without losing anything

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >make dawntrail the new starting point
    >every time some old plot element is brought up for the first time we get an anime filler flashback about it
    This would suck

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how do you respond to this without sounding mad

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      u bald

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fart and say he did it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fray would agree with Zenos. The scions kill because it's what they believe is right. If Zenos' motives aligned with theirs, they would have no issue. WoL is their Zenos.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Anyone who isn't a complete psychopath can see the difference between killing for a cause and killing because it amuses you.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Killing didn't amuse Zenos, brainlet. If you paid attention, you'd know that it bored him and he only participated in conflicts out of duty and the prospect of a nation's strongest warriors coming to challenge him.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >all the people he killed trying to bait the WoL out doesn't count as killing for his amusement
            Sure

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You literally just contradicted yourself by saying he killed those people to bait the WoL out and not for his amusement.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It can be both

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >killing people in pursuit of his amusement doesn't count as killing for his amusement because he didn't derive direct pleasure from the middle man kills
                Christ you're stupid

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I think you're very much misunderstanding 'killing for amusement' anon. You're thinking of 'killing in service of amusement'. The first implies that the killing is the amusement.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        lol fray wouldn't agree with him, fray has the capacity for regret and the capacity to feel used
        fray would think zenos is a fricking freak and peg him exactly for what he is, a freak of nature and a complete distillation of everything that makes garlemald a poisonous nation

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Fray would agree with Zenos.
        Ehh I don't think he would

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fray absofrickinglutely wouldn't agree with Zenos. You forget that the main thing that makes Fray is love, even if it's an inwardly love for much of the story, the fact Myste even exists proves that Fray also feels that love towards other people and deeply regrets hurting anyone, even as he wishes to be left alone.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Fray would agree with Zenos that both parties are more than capable of hurting people and the only difference is ideology. Zenos' whole point was the irony in calling him a monster when if his motives aligned with the scions, they wouldn't judge him as harshly.
          Also, you don't think Zenos loves? He very clearly has a burning passion for the WoL. He doesn't feel anger for them, he sees a kindred spirit in a sea of nothing. Isn't that love?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Every omnipotent anime protagonist could face the same argument.
            They can murder and explode shit just because their objectives are “good”.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah but the difference is that anime protagonists are not written well and such devices are not often used.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Zenos is not ideological; this relativistic argument would work for gaius, but not Zenos who is a parricide who destroys his own nation as well. Zenos is basically a hedonist, but an attempt to make it glamourous, rather than portraying it more accurately in a figure like Vauthry. But hedonism is the only answer the writers could come up with to answer the endsinger, so they tried to make it a handsome as possible.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              pretty much all the heroes' answer to the endsinger wasn't hedonism it was an outright rejection of nihilism

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              He isn't idealogical, yes, but he understands it. If the game actually included his backstory as an intelligent boy who loved to read and did very well academically, people wouldn't think he's a single-braincell fight monkey. He saw right through Alphinaud's goodwill to the naive teenage commander he was with the crystal braves.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                His backstory was invented after EW. It took them 6 years to make a semi-compelling backstory for Zenos and they couldn't even be bothered to include it in the game lol. You sound like a woman trying to defend her favorite rapist.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Man Stormblood really just fricked the whole setting and story up huh, the whole reason we moved from “political story told through heroes and villains” to “cosmic ascian plot” is because stormblood was just so fricking STUPID with its writing

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                There was a lot of moronic shit, but I dunno it probably could've worked, still. Delving into ascian stuff was gonna get us there eventually. One of my favorite moments in all of SB is when Nanamo officially let's go of Raubahn so he can lead Ala Mhigo, and it's from the same patch that Lyse let's the snake people in to the pow-wow. That's basically the SB experience in a nutshell, there's always something stupid happening next to a nice scene.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fray would cut zenos down for being a hedonistic murderhobo. He's nothing more than those rapist knights.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Absolutely, but that doesn't stop Zenos from being correct in this instance. The scions left a blood trail across eorzea and masked it with good intentions and their chosen errand boy.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What bloodtrail? The one spilling out of their guts constantly from being useless? You're arguing in bad faith saying the scions did everything the garleans did to try and compare the two, but zenosgays are no better than emetgays from the SHB era so I'm not surprised.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >beastmen
              >heretics
              >ishgardian clergy
              >garlean infantry
              >eulmoran infantry
              All dead for their different beliefs. Just because their methods differed from the garlean genocidal war machine doesn't mean the scions weren't warmongers.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Why you are killing people matters a lot, dumb homosexual. “It makes me cum” is not considered sufficient grounds.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                So if he had a 'good' reason, it would be okay, right?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                > So if he had a 'good' reason, it would be okay, right?
                Yes moron, welcome to basic judicial theory where mens rea determines what crime has been committed

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                So he was correct then, you would accept the outcomes if the cause was your own.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                How are you confusing yourself this much? “My cause” has nothing to do with destroying your own nation for cummies.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You're saying that you can kill people because your cause is just, but nobody else can because it's evil and wrong. You can't wrap it around your tiny brain that saying "I didn't like it but it had to be done" holds the same weight as "I didn't want to but they were in my way".

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Zenos is specifically saying
        >your family is dead hoe, what the frick does my reason matter? Justification ain't going to unfrick your life
        He did not say all that shit you think he said.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He literally says "if my motives met with your approval, would you no longer resent the outcome?". It's right fricking there dude.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You're an idiot but you have exactly the level of reading comprehension I've come to expect from this playerbase.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Zenos was right in the sense that the guy had no real answer and was basically a trained dog.

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >out mining some random shit
    >FATE FAILED with loud BWONG noise
    Actually made me jump, frick lmao

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >xiv getting consistently DDOSed
    >SE laying off employees, a good chunk are from their IT dept.

    perfect what can go wrong

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      SE are laying off people from other game divisions, CS3 and FFXIV itself is hiring

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I still prefer CBU3 over CS3

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Cities Skylines 3

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      moron cb3 is fine

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dragon Quest X is better

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I can't play it

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I guess we'll have to wait until Thursday for Yoship to address DDOS

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is it only the instance servers that are fricked? Because I've been crafting and gathering shit for the past hour with zero issues.

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what's the latest cope?

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The only reason people like zenos is he distracts you from contemplating you have no answer to the endsinger that isn’t bullshit. Up to that moment he was a shit character.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The answer to the Endsinger is telling her to go frick herself because she doesn't get to decide for everybody what the best course of action is.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But the scions do?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Their answer is "everyone should be able to decide for themselves", so yes.

          I think you're very much misunderstanding 'killing for amusement' anon. You're thinking of 'killing in service of amusement'. The first implies that the killing is the amusement.

          That's some pretty petty semantics there anon. The end result is a pile of corpses that died in pursuit of being amused, him not laughing at each individual kill doesn't really make him any less morally abhorrent.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >everyone should be able to decide for themselves
            …..except when everyone does something the scions don’t like.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              When the question is "everyone should kill themselves because life sucks and I'm gonna speed up the process" then yeah, the Scions are pretty unequivocally in the right to say "No that's moronic".

              There's absolutely no semantics, he didn't kill those people for fun. He even said in game that it bored him immensely. He may be insensitive to life, but that's not the same as what you're saying.

              Doesn't matter, he's a reprehensible frick to being willing to kill a whole bunch of people for his own amusement regardless and doesn't deserve to be engaged with beyond adding his corpse to the pile.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >he's 100% wrong and evil and deserves to die
                Sounds pretty evil anon, he did save the world twice you know.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                So the Scions are basically like the worlds parents, they give the population false freedom but step in line to punish them when they don’t do what they want. Got it.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Doesn't matter, he's a reprehensible frick to being willing to kill a whole bunch of people for his own amusement regardless and doesn't deserve to be engaged with beyond adding his corpse to the pile.
                Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement. For even the very wise cannot see all ends.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Perhaps not, but morons like Zenos make the choice of whether they deserve death or not very fricking obvious

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            There's absolutely no semantics, he didn't kill those people for fun. He even said in game that it bored him immensely. He may be insensitive to life, but that's not the same as what you're saying.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But the scions do?

        Their answer is "everyone should be able to decide for themselves", so yes.
        [...]
        That's some pretty petty semantics there anon. The end result is a pile of corpses that died in pursuit of being amused, him not laughing at each individual kill doesn't really make him any less morally abhorrent.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >you have no answer to the endsinger that isn’t bullshit.
      I need another answer?

  50. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A Van Helsing vampire hunter themed crossbow job with stuff like tranq darts, explosive/poison bolts etc. would be pretty cool. But probably too edgy and stepping on RPRs turf.

  51. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >someone uses the phrase toxic casual
    Is this the most pathetic phrase to exist in this entire community?
    People actually feel threatened by randoms who casually play through the game for the story or do stuff like fishing and roleplaying without touching harder content?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's not what toxic casual means

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that's not what toxic casual means
      toxic casuals are the people who get pissy if you dare to suggest they might need to improve, or start screeching about how you don't pay their sub when you ask them to type less and fight more in a dungeon

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah a lot of people seethe over them since they think that the majority of people being casuals prevents the devs from making the game harder

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Casual doesn't mean bad the game or having negative IQ, normal content used to be fine until shb.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I feel like Eden was the most difficult normal raid series in the game

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It surely was a spike. Sometimes I’d be playing drunk and wondered if I somehow went to a savage variant with people getting fricked all the time.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            How so? Pretty much all of it was just dodging orange things on the ground

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Toxic casuals are the people who say things like there shouldn't be ultimates because it takes development resources away from whatever they want. Or people who will chew you out for telling a WHM not to fish for freecure proccs

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Toxic casuals are giga casuals who get angry if you tell them to play their job right

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I have never seen this before and hope (you) never bring it up again

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >they should remove all savages and ultimates because only 1% (a made up number from my mind) do them
      >Stop telling me and others how to play
      >raiders are pure evil (no I never talked to any of them)
      No one cares about story only gays until they begin to talk about balance and expose themselves as not knowing what they're talking about

  52. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I really hope the newer jobs get more weapon options at some point. The likes of reaper barely has anything to choose from.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i've been b***hing that gunbreaker doesn't get any heavensward options and only gets a couple stormblood options for a long time
      it's weird too when they did get that some recolored weapons are from previous sets and should be themed accordingly. doman steel gunblade is patterned for house fortemps because the initial "martial" weapons these come from are ishgardian

      i would FRICKING KILL for garuda, ifrit, ravana, susano and tsukuyomi gunblades

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >i would fricking KILL for weapon skins
        Zenos, is that you?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i am eternally mad that samurai and red mage got back-compat all the way back to ironworks and dreadwyrm weapons while gunbreaker didn't get all the way back to shinryu and ala mhigan weapons from the start (gunbreaker got shinryu later and only because they felt like adding it along with shinryu EX's glow weapons)

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >You will never have DNC, GNB, SGE, RPR, VPR, PIC Eureka weapons

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              kind of a mercy given most of the physeos weapons but i do like the idea of an elemental gunblade
              they had a cool thing going with UWU where they gave samurai and red mage a fake relic weapon for ARR, down to them having non-glowing texture variants that implies we'd have eventually gotten needle and amakura through normal means, but they stopped doing that immediately with GNB/DNC and alexander ultimate and we didn't get "HW relics" for SAM, RDM, GNB or DNC. GNB in particular got a fricking manatrigger of the forgiven recolor and DNC got a fricking shire glaives recolor

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Every final eureka weapon looks like shit so good
              The real tragedy is no crafted byakko PIC weapon

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Man that fire glow on pyros stuff is fricking great

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >You will never have DNC, GNB, SGE, RPR, VPR, PIC Eureka weapons

            We saw a Dreadwyrm Viper weapon in the benchmark so I expect at least back compatibility for ultimate weapons, potentially also for some past tome/relic weapons.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The aesthetics don't seem to *quite* match up to Dreadwyrm for me, but I'm very hopeful those are Dreadwyrm weapons. I saw swords that looked like first-tier Eden weapons as well.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Also bears mentioning there is an Omega weapon. I imagine they're prioritizing compatibility with weapons for ultimates.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They did that up to SHB then they decided that they could just not do that and people would still subscribe.

  53. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Empire attacking you
    >retaliate
    >UMMMMMM HYPOCRITE MUCH???? YOU MEAN YOU LIKE KILLING THEN???

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Watch the scene, this time using your highschool reading comprehension.
      He was saying that if and end to the fighting was specifically what he wanted, his sole and primary goal, the easiest way to do so was surrendering. He used it to illustrate the point that his actions weren't just about wanting to stop the violence. He had goals and he wanted to achieve them, just as the Garlean side did. Both sides wanted an end to the violence - their way. And stopping the war isn't as simple as laying down your arms. He was encouraging Alphinaud to drop the pretense.

  54. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is there a way to bypass steam nowadays? ie. just booting up the launcher>credentials>game instead of having to go through the steam interfave to open the ff14 launcher

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no idea if "xivlauncher" works with steam accounts too, check it out

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Most people play through the native launcher, but as far as I know if you've bought your account through steam you can't then use that same account for the native launcher by-passing Steam. I might be wrong, it's to do with Regional pricing if I remember correctly that you have access to on Steam whereas with the Native launcher you don't.
        If you download the Dalamud launcher you can bypass Steam I think

        I'll try these, thanks.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it does, you just need to toggle a setting.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Most people play through the native launcher, but as far as I know if you've bought your account through steam you can't then use that same account for the native launcher by-passing Steam. I might be wrong, it's to do with Regional pricing if I remember correctly that you have access to on Steam whereas with the Native launcher you don't.
      If you download the Dalamud launcher you can bypass Steam I think

  55. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Kill 15 bears

  56. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    was zenos turning into a crazy fratricidal murderhobo part of emets master plan

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lol no zenos was a wild and uncontrollable animal and way too strong, he was so vehemently opposed to the ascian agenda that CONTROLLING HIS BODY wasn't feasible for elidibus

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      woops meant to say patricidal

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The writers weren't thinking that far ahead in SB lol.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Zenos went off the reservation, he was not part of the plan.

      You anons ready for our new city hub? They said there's 3 new jumping puzzles in this place on the last live letter.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly Tuliyollal has the potential to become my favorite hub because I love the aesthetic already.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Same, I think looks really great and is a welcome contrast to the cities we already have. It looks to me what Radz-at-han should have been.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I’m starting to hate all these hot ass cities. Where’s the cold cities? Give me snow drenched ishgard again, windy sharlayan. Not to mention how much pajeet food is fellated in endwalker while sharlayan food is mocked, makes it seem like the writers have a weird grudge

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >all
              >2.5 total cities are hot

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Ul’dah
                >Limsa
                >Rhalgr’s Reach (during the day)
                >Kugane
                >Eulmore
                >Radz at Han
                >Tuliyollal
                that’s not even counting places like Mor Dhona where it’s probably hot in the summer and Solution Nine which is only slightly cool because it has AC and it’s surrounded by storms

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Mor Dhona is definitely hot, reminder it used to be a rainforest before Middy dunked the Agrius.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It backs onto coerthas

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Coerthas wasn't always a tundra and it's actually a fairly good distance away. They cut out the Lowlands zone between Mor Dhona and Coerthas in ARR.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                actually you know what where’s my fricking Il Mheg housing, let me fricking frolick with the fairies.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Rhalgr’s Reach (during the day)
                I doubt Gyr Abania is supposed to be a very hot region considering it's on the same parallel as Coerthas and the Shroud while also being on a higher altitude as the latter. The region is just naturally arid as frick for some reason.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >sharlayan food is mocked
              did you esc + enter through every cutscene or something? I agree with you that they have a hard on for indian food, but traditional Sharlayan food is just nutri-grow vitamin bricks

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Just seems like a “white people food is flavorless because no spice” trope. Why does everything have to be 100% spice 100% of the time. Maybe if you scaled back your fricking addiction you would notice the subtle differences between the vitamin bricks.
                It’s like modbeasts going “NOOO IM ONLY ATTRACTIVE IF I HAVE BIMBO LIPS HORNS GARISH MAKEUP AND TATTOOS ALL OVER. ITS UNIQUE!”

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I think /misc/ has just rotted your brain. It's presented as more STEMgay autism nutritional min/max cooking than it is wippepo cookin'

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Just seems like a “white people food is flavorless because no spice” trope.
                you're told already in late shadowbringers that a staple food, archon loaf, tastes horrible because they value the raw nutrition more than they do the palatability

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They explained it very well why Sharylan food sucks arse, because the food was made as efficient as possible with no consideration to taste allowing for longer time to study.
                Radz-at-han food is spicy but it's not necessarily good, it's played for laughs when the food is so spicy after a certain 13th wanderer visits people blow their top.

                [...]
                It's because Sharlyan scholars are to intelligent for flavor so their food taste bland or bad despite it being incredibly nutritious. Their noses are so far up their ass, they're that one MS paint comic about the high-IQ sampling food in his mind.

                I like Sharlayan food, it tastes good. Maybe everyone else is just a fricking idiot.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You've never had Sharlyan food, the official cookbook didn't even include Archon Loaf. If you did try it irl, you probably followed some recipe that made it palatable.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >You've never had Sharlyan food
                Yes I have.

                It's bad and so is spicy pajeet meme *food*, I only eat at that restaurant that serve normal food

                First they came for the Sharlayan food.
                And I didn’t speak up, because I was not a Sharlayan.
                Next they came for the Gridanian food…

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's bad and so is spicy pajeet meme *food*, I only eat at that restaurant that serve normal food

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Talking normally isn't gonna fool anyone, Urianger, there isn't a single other person that shares that opinion.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                briish cooking doesn't count

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yet the most famous chefs in the World are British. We won.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They explained it very well why Sharylan food sucks arse, because the food was made as efficient as possible with no consideration to taste allowing for longer time to study.
                Radz-at-han food is spicy but it's not necessarily good, it's played for laughs when the food is so spicy after a certain 13th wanderer visits people blow their top.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                homie they outright state that Sharlayan food is awful in every sense of the word because it's all condensed into the most compact nutrition possible
                it has nothing to do with "wypipo don season dey food," it's because Sharlayans are all a bunch of gigaspergs that are okay eating the same shit every day as long as it keeps them alive
                obviously real food is always going to taste better than a protein bar made of compressed fish and peas
                if you're feeling particularly charitable you could also argue it was part of the moon plan

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Rather have a protein bar then an “authentic tuliyollal” street taco with wienerroaches in it.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                A protein bar and THEN a roach taco? Lose some weight first you fat frick.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It was obviously part of the moon plan, the whole CUL (and ALC) quest in Sharlayan is how the're holding a contest to see who can create the perfect one dish only repeatable loaf that lasts as long as possible and gives all necessary nutrients. And then the deciding factor that gives WoL and bunnygirl the win is that if you were locked up working all day long and only ever had one thing to eat, it tasting good would actually be good for morale and keep people from freaking out as quick.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What the frick are you going on about, how fricking brain rotted are you

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You haven’t seen vids of those fat negresses going into Korean BBQs with giant bottles of rotten spices, pouring it on everything and claiming they’re “improving the meal”?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Frick off to /misc/ you stupid rat

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >real life is /misc/ now

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                random seething about some shit you saw on tiktok is /misc/, yes

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                We are talking about ffxiv you stupid Black person stop bring up random /misc/ shit. /misc/ is right there for your mentally ill homosexuals to use. This is why everyone hates you and your kind, you have to make everything political. Pull a 42% like trannies you’re obsessed about

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >NOOOO WE ONLY HATE WHITE PEOPLE IN FFXIV NOOOO

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Uh oh meltie

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                yeah restaurants are always plagued with dumbasses, what's your point
                wypipo are plenty guilty of their own types of bullshit, believe you me

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >wypipo are plenty guilty of their own types of bullshit
                care to enlighten us? daring to not prefer spiced on your food shouldn’t be a crime, btw, as much as you want it to be.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                just a few highlights from being a line cook for years
                >yeah I'll take the penne carbonara
                >but gluten free
                >oh and no egg or dairy
                >and make it vegetarian
                >hold the onions too
                LADY THAT IS LITERALLY JUST PLAIN PASTA WITH PEAS ON TOP
                >my soup is cold, heat it up
                >it's still cold
                >why is it so hard to get the soup hot?
                head chef eventually delivered the soup to the table personally with a meat thermometer sticking out to prove that it physically can not get any hotter
                >order a steak medium rare
                >yap for 25 minutes without actually cutting into the steak, then complain that it's overcooked and cold

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You're right but we have the Firmament and Ishgard housing district if you get tired of the hot cities, I'm in two minds if I want to buy a house in the Ishgard housing district, the aesthetic looks so good and the only people who buy there are people who like Heavensward.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That’s true, I wish we had sharlayan housing because it’s even further north and it has more of a focus on nature then pure gothic stone work. Ishgard would still have more snow tho which is a huge plus.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Food is literally the only thing desis are proud of in their sewer of a subcontinent. Let them have it.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Just seems like a “white people food is flavorless because no spice” trope. Why does everything have to be 100% spice 100% of the time. Maybe if you scaled back your fricking addiction you would notice the subtle differences between the vitamin bricks.
              It’s like modbeasts going “NOOO IM ONLY ATTRACTIVE IF I HAVE BIMBO LIPS HORNS GARISH MAKEUP AND TATTOOS ALL OVER. ITS UNIQUE!”

              It's because Sharlyan scholars are to intelligent for flavor so their food taste bland or bad despite it being incredibly nutritious. Their noses are so far up their ass, they're that one MS paint comic about the high-IQ sampling food in his mind.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                sharlayan is excellent for everyone in the city-state vehemently fricking hating all of their scholars and forum members for being uptight jackasses that think anybody sane would ever come to the conclusion "flavor should be sacrificed for nutritional value"

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ah, the Diverse and Inclusive city of Tuliyollal, who actually PAY for their citizens HRT treatments, unlike those backwards bigoted Eorzeans. The Scions could learn a thing or two from them!

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous
          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >twitterspeak
            Not helping your case there

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They should make some jumping puzzles mandatory for MSQ like the Parradamo Tor in XI

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Emet was planning on suiciding-by-WoL by then.

  57. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Coming from WoW, the loading transitions bewteen zones in this game are fricking annoying. Map is a clusterfrick.

  58. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Join titania EX PF group
    >leader doesn't say anything to me
    >immediately leave and blacklist him
    Hosting a party requires basic manners

  59. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    DRK is so fricking boring.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The fate of all tanks.

  60. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lahabrea really went off the fricking rails

  61. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just came back after a couple years. Trying to finish up the 8-man twelve step raids. Themis/Elidibus rings a bell I vaguely remember hating the shit out of this guy post-shadowbringers but can't remember why.

  62. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    With all this Zenos talk can we finally admit that the proper choice was "Think what you will but i'm not letting you leave this place"?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      All the choices were weak by comparison to "I challenge you, Emet-Selch". Dialogue options dropped the ball hard in EW.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the proper choice was that one since it's tonally consistent with every other dialogue option against zenos yes
      you've got literally no reason to like zenos from a character perspective, endwalker is a direct result of zenos being too much of a fight monkey to ask for a fricking duel

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Every other time had been in the middle of something else, some other distraction or duty pulling us away. He caught you alone at the edge of the universe and asked you for your most honest answer, nobody else to hear it.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          he specifically caused all of those "something else" situations

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah because he was mistaken in how to attract your attention. It was only after Alisaie told him it would just drive people he cares about further away that he realized what needed to happen.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But the thing is the WoLis a fight monkey, we fricking happy after a dungeon up until like shb with everything getting worse and worse that we don’t even cheer after dungeons anymore. I hope they bring back us cheering in DT.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You cheer at the end of Alzadaal's Legacy iirc

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Well that’s probably because we were in a adventure mode again but then after that bad dungeons

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Agreeing with Zenos or telling him youre sick of his shit are the two valid responses.

      He rejected me at the Royal menagerie, he can go frick himself

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I like how that's the only option that makes him annoyed.
      He just copes by saying you're a liar kek.
      The other two just give him what he wants.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        fitting since zenos is a little b***h.

  63. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So when is Ul'dah paying reparations to ala mhigans

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think you mean the other way around.

  64. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i am forgotten..

  65. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    can female hrothgar wear hats?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Most likely not unless it's a surprise feature.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Let me get my time machine.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lol
      lmao

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Most likely not unless it's a surprise feature.

        but Wuk is wearing a hat.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They're working on it™ but player hroths probably won't get hats unless males do at the same time.

  66. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm starting to hate Stormblood, please take me back to Ishgard

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The azim steppe is pretty cool imo.
      Lyse getting too much attention does bother quite a few people though.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh I just got there, I'll start paying attention then.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just push through that shit expansion, anon. Kino soon!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shadowbringers soon Anon, if you liked Heavensward you'll like Shadowbringers. That's what kept me going when I hit a slump in Stormblood.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Same. God damn just getting away from all that bullshit was like Squeenix easing the tightness of the noose around my neck.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      shit taste. Stormblood is peak FF14. downhill from there.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >t. cutscene skipper

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Stormblood made me take my first break, but it gets better. Shadowbringers was fantastic all the way through and Endwalker looks to be enjoyable from the post-ShB stuff.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oh I just got there, I'll start paying attention then.

      Azim Steppe is nice because it both has good characters (not counting Hien who is just a second Lyse in the department of "doing nothing but getting all the credit") related to it and the xaela culture is honestly cool af.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Doman stormblood is fantastic
      Mhigan stomblood is shit

  67. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's over isn't it?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah they will announce EoS soon

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'd rather have Selene

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yep ddos is actually SE slowly bringing all the servers offline

  68. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What are the chances they'll ever bring back feast armor?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a break glass in case of for when pvp participation drops below some predetermined bottom line

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Never, no matter how much feastlets seethe.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      holy frick this is moronic

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Better than anything from Myths or Pandaemonium.

  69. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Their WoLs aren't secret fight autist
    Cringe.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >secret

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My WoL isn't a fight autist but likes showing off summoning magic whenever possible.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I wouldn't mind my wol being a fight autist if the game actually supported that.
      But after level 15 you're immediately recruited into a police force and are expected to be a hero and save people.
      And for half the actual fights the wol is always sad after finishing them.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Spic

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      All of them are happy to fight strong people

  70. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >bing bing wahoo isnt realistic
    in other news water is wet and op sucks wiener

  71. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Here's your 7.0 Scions bwo.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I just realized, how do Dunefolks see if they have no pupils?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Dunesfolk do have pupils, what they have is a protective film over their eyes to try and block out sand.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They have pupils, they just have an extra layer over their eyeballs to protect from sand which makes it look opaque.

          NTA, but I never knew that. Pretty cool

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They have pupils, they just have an extra layer over their eyeballs to protect from sand which makes it look opaque.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It looks like everyone but Urianger lost their goddam souls.
      And I don't mean this in the UGH SOVL kinda way, I mean they actually did sell their souls. Rocking that "We're being mind controlled right now" look.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >4 gays
      >1 hag
      >and a potato

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        leave urianger out of this, he's cool

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >gay shakespeare with oneities cool

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah

  72. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty sure they're just totally out of ideas for jobs, but it's kind of expected that there will be new ones for each expansion.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm genuinely worried that they feel obliged to keep adding jobs. The more they add, the harder it'll be to balance them without making them even more uniform. They should have made endwalker the last one.

  73. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The FC I've been a part of for years has devolved under new leadership into nothing but schizos, drama addicts, and increasingly frequent seething over politics
    This should be my sign that this ship is sinking and to get the frick out yeah? I can't bring myself to admit this place is a shit hole now

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you're not enjoying your FC, bail, don't look back.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I’ve been in the same small FC of ~16 members for 7 years now. I’ve never encountered drama before. When the old fc leader couldn’t play as much he just gave master to anyone that wanted it, and it’s been the same since.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I've only joined FCs because I was invited randomly but those FCs are mostly a ghost town and nobody talks, and most of the people are just there for the cool buffs and then just leave.

        When I finish my leveling I think I'll just transfer to Aether, make an FC and just keep it for a casual static.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          My FC started off randomly on a whim because all of us were already playing together in one way or another and it made sense to just create an FC seeing as how everyone was in the type of FC you described. You’re going about it correctly.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Kind my 11 year old FC only had a few thing of drama but the drama gays got kicked out asap

  74. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >everyone is conveniently ignoring square's financial report

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The story for years has been "XIV good despite content drought, rest of SE shit", why would it be any different now?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They lost money even though the preorder period was included

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They lost money on DT dev costs or from the entire costs of XVI and VII as well? Context, anon.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing to say about it that's surprising if you follow SE, they announced re-structuring in June of 2023 when the new CEO took over following a string of bad corporate decisions.

  75. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >DT AF sets
    >WAR looks pretty good, fricking hate the axe
    >PLD sword and shield look amazing, armor is alright
    >Not sold on DRK on either account
    >GNB good on both accounts, but I also have always kinda disliked the modern day glam trends

    Ok boys which one am I taking through the MSQ first based on that.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      WAR imo, you boot wuk lamat out of dungeons too if you take trusts

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I mean, I'd be booting her out with any of the tanks.

  76. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How much longer are we going to have to deal with this ddos bullshit?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Until SE starts treating SEA players like first class citizens and fixes the payment processing issues that have been plaguing them

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If the DDOS continues SE are more than likely to block all SEAmonkey IPs like PS02 did when they suffered the same from SEAmonkeys.

  77. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So lads, are you ready to get out there and claim your native waifu in the New World?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes (white, possibly not native to the Source)

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She's going to die, square loves giving us hot women only to kill them off.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        W
        O
        U
        L
        D

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        b***h looks like a senran kagura

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >not native to the source
        The solution nine shard theories are pretty dumb but some girl who looks like a princess isn't going to be related to the technoshit city. I'd put good money on the fact that she's Gulool's fourth adopted child, that way all four are featuring on the key art along with him. We also know that half the scions will be working "against" the WoL's half but they're hardly going to make them work for an evil character, an inexperienced but benevolent girl fits the bill there. Wuk doesn't care about ruling too, just stopping the evil lizard brother so she's perfect fodder for becoming the actual leader when the expansion is done in Wuk's place and being a hyur it would mean that Gulool adopted a child of each of the main races that he united which works well symbolically.

  78. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fricking grim

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They should aggressively stop developing only for the ps5

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Can't see that helping very much. The interest in FF is just at an all time low

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >first new entry since the XV mess
          >VII remake continuation
          >XIV grows every year
          I'd say it's more popular than ever, SE are just fricking idiots.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >In the MMO (Massively Multiplayer Online) Game sub-segment, net sales and profits declined compared with the previous year.
            >Net Sales: ¥47.3 billion (Prior FY: ¥53.3 billion/ down ¥6.0 billion YoY)
            >Operating Income: ¥19.3 billion (Prior FY: ¥29.1 billion/ down ¥9.8 billion YoY)
            On how many layers of copium are you?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You'd have to be fricking stupid to equate those losses with 'public interest' when XIV is by far the most popular MMO on the market and Rebirth has the draw of being attached to one of the most universally-known games of all time.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >preorders
                >xbox launch
                >expanded free trial
                >still lost a lot of money
                It's not popular, anon

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >expanded free trial
                >still lost a lot of money
                Do you know what free means?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Obviously the intention is to hook people into the game. Yet nobody is buying it.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Dude, nobody bought Rebirth. You can't cope about how people are totally interested in it when nobody bought it. It's a fricking amazing game but nobody gives a shit and they're not interested in trying it because they no longer have faith in SE to deliver after Remake and FF16.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Don’t you have like 5+ threads to post this shit in? Why the frick do you think anyone should care about this unless it’s effecting the game. Frick off you studio war homosexual. I hope you and everyone like you who only cares about numbers like suits fricking die in hell fire

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                WoW won

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              No way, less people are subbed during 10 month content drought, just like in every previous expansion WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOWIE DOOMBROS WOOOOOOON

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >nobody is buying the game
                >WELL DUH!!!!! THAT'S BECAUSE IT SUCKS AND THERE'S NOTHING TO DO THAT'S WHAT YOU'D EXPECT TO HAPPEN YOU STUPID DOOMPOSTER!!!!!!!!!
                Yoshida's smartest bootlicker.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You don't know what you are talking about. I'd recommend you stop embarrassing yourself

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I just echoed what you said, that it's normal and okay for SE to have low subs because there's nothing to do. As if that's acceptable.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                but they don't have low subs, they are just lower than in a year where there was actual new content to do lmao

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Don't know about the usual patch content lull
                >Don't know on average the game is still growing
                Pic is you right now

                So is it normal and fine to have low subs because of the content lull or do they not have low subs at all? Pick a position.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Don't know about the usual patch content lull
                >Don't know on average the game is still growing
                Pic is you right now

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Don't know about the usual patch content lull
                SB and ShB didn't have this issue because they had field operations.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes it did. You can argue it was less of a decline because of field operations, but there were still a downturn of players during those patches

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Eden’s Promise was still being run regularly all the way to EW release, meanwhile Anabaseios has been long dead.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Whoa you mean to tell me people stop subbing during the downtime before a new expansion is released?

                >"most popular mmo in the universe!"
                >"xbox sprouts everywhere!"
                >"30 million players!"
                >"record preorders!"
                >lost 16 billon yen compared to last year

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Blizzcon was canceled lol.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yup, there it is. Fuming. Sad

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Whoa you mean to tell me people stop subbing during the downtime before a new expansion is released?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That whole report suggests they're gonna be aggressively developing for Switch 2

  79. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what's the most Zero-like hat I can get as RPR?

  80. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody bring up the Eorzean obesity rates…

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What obesity rates? Shit, Obesity doesn't even seem to be a problem in all Ethyris! The only obesity we see is in Eulmore and that's three people counting Vauthry!

      So lads, are you ready to get out there and claim your native waifu in the New World?

      My waifu is Eorzean, she's just gonna do some cultural appropriation.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It’s a budget issue. If it wasn’t for the dang ps3 limitations Eorzea would be represented as the Architect heaven we need.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You mean Eulmore, right? Because that was the one shown in the Shadowbringer's trailer to be filled with literal fat cats.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No I mean Eorzea, CBU3 is full of architects but Square’s Ethics deparment got in the way and now we aren’t even allowed a butt slider.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >only two fat cats in-game
            >They're the same model, but one has a mask on

            >they're also firing their NA/EU IT teams right in the middle of a prolonged DDOS attack
            https://www.videogameschronicle.com/news/square-enix-confirms-us-eu-layoffs-as-part-of-restructuring/
            From bad to worse

            LMAO DT is gonna be a disaster

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      La Noscea would have the fattest fricks, no question about it.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        hahahaha what if like the elementals ordered you to eat a ton of food for them and hahaha you got like really fat from that haha would that be funny or what

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I mean, yeah, that's basically repeatedly been said to be the world capital of food.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They work on ships all day. Ul Dah has all the merchant israelites that sit on their ass all day

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There is only one fat character in the entire game and she's in another world.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not for long.

  81. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >so your saying it could be justifiable to kill your own father to save the world, but it would be monstrous to do it simply to cum?
    >Someone is a pretty big hypocrite!

  82. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why does every new player play Au Ra

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because it looks cool, then I fanta into a femal au ra after ARR because I wanted to feel cute.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Au Ra are the master race.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I play Xaela because Attila is my favorite Total War

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        MY HUNNA

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        hmmmmrmmmmmmmrmmmmhuuurrrrrrrrrrrrmmmmmrrrrrr

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The Azim Steppe is still the beast location in the game, I wish it had a housing district.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Trannies wanting to self insert into 90lb anime girls, males wanting to groom children or based morons who want to play as a big strong safe-furry edgelord. It helps you can make them on the free trial.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I almost picked au ra too when starting.
      They just look cool man.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >wanted to play as malera back then
      >saw the crash bandicoot run animation
      >went male highlander
      Dodged a bullet, tbh, especially with their proportions and clipping horns

  83. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is going to be the best expansion simply because I'm going on holiday with the wife.

  84. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can’t wait for June 28th to roll around and every world to be down from DDoS !!!!!!!! 🙂 🙂 🙂
    Frick you Square Enix. invest in modern architecture instead of shitty games like Foamstars. Up yours

  85. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just release the PC version already frick sake.

  86. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lalafells

  87. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >they're also firing their NA/EU IT teams right in the middle of a prolonged DDOS attack
    https://www.videogameschronicle.com/news/square-enix-confirms-us-eu-layoffs-as-part-of-restructuring/
    From bad to worse

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      When are they going to fire that bigot Koji and let Kate take full creative control of the narrative?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They're not touching anyone on the CS3 team, they're getting rid of the AA development teams. In fact they're hiring on CS3 so it might be a case of people getting resettled into CS3.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Square Enix confirms US, EU layoffs as part of restructuring
        PUBLISHING, IT, AND SQUARE ENIX’S COLLECTIVE INDIE GAMES LABEL ARE AFFECTED
        I'm talking about the fact that they decided to gut their IT teams in NA and EU while DDOS attacks keep happening

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The team in CS3 is largely in JP those teams you just listed are subject to requirement.

  88. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Scions order a food festival to help improve Shalayan cuisine
    >Sharlayans are introduced to the most fattening burgers and fries and milkshakes and all else
    >having never experienced that kind of flavor before, the sharlayans get addicted to food
    >they begin to blow up in size, eventually getting to the point where they are too fat to move
    >they invent aetherically powered chairs to help move their bloated bodies around town
    Side Story when?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      are introduced to the most fattening burgers and fries and milkshakes and all else
      Did you not see the food at the Last Stand? That's basically what they already have, other than the flavourless energy bar spam.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        We can do better as a society, personally.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I can eat that in like 15 minutes

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Consider moving to Eorzea, then!

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I mean yeah I can eat that easy and with that reward I would, but I also would have to do some hardcore exercise later to burn that many calories.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The absolute state of Amerifats the worst part is probably the 4 sodas

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            *Eorzeans

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            surprisingly, no
            all 4 sodas combined would only be 1.5 burgers

  89. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I fricking hate square enix and I desperately need a non-shitty non-Korean mmo to come out and replace this stale piss stained excuse for a game.

  90. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why'd all these Black folk wait until the thread was at bump limit to start yammering about kate and financials

  91. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why not?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Most machinist guns are rifles
      >Fires them like they're pistols
      >Runs with them like they're rifles
      Is machinist THE worst job ever designed in terms of aesthetics?
      Only PVP actually holds the guns how they should be held.

  92. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    FOR ALA MHIGO!

  93. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No Alisaie in the thread, sad.

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