If the Xbone had a normal-ish name like 720, wasn't trying to force Kinect and other digital/always online shit 5 years too early, wasn't in a rush to beat PS4 to market and to press, letting Sony covertly backtrack on shit, would it and the XSX be a more competitive platform?
You already know the answer. Phil is a dumb c**t but he was right that last gen was the one when people were building libraries. Guarantee loads of people can’t be fricked switching even if they might like exclusives from the other platform because it would mean they lose their games
Probably. The 720 is a perfectly acceptable name, and then maybe a generation later they could switch it up. But going from 360 to Xbox One, along with all of the shit Don Mattrick spat out really killed its chances. Literally no one gave a shit about the Kinect. People gave Sony shit for the size of the PS3 and then Microsoft tried doing the exact same bullshit, and it just completely destroyed them. They've never fully recovered from last generation, and GamePass has only helped them slightly.
Nah, you would stop either at 720 or 1080, and then go with something that rolls off the tongue like the previous two. Seven-twenty and ten-eighty just sound good to say, like the three-sixty did. I don't know how many people actually call it the XSX or XSS. They tried the X1 and then people just ended up calling it the Xbone, including game developers. The biggest console buyers are usually parents, and a parent could easily distinguish what a Wii was, while having absolutely no fricking concept what a Wii U had been. Call it the Xbox Nitro or some shit, I don't fricking know.
720, Windows 9, iPhone 9 and Nintendo 65, were all too powerful for their time so they are all sitting in Area 51. The illuminati does not want these things out because they would have sold world hunger, cured cancer, and stopped the troony problem.
If Nintendo 65 came out, David Bowie, Prince, Kobe, the Queen, and the Twin towers would all be alive today. Windows 9 would have stopped Covid
The 65 ran on an infinite power generator and was more powerful than current consoles and any PC ever. The powers that be control where they want technology to be at the time. We would be colonizing glaxies 40 years a go if they weren't stiffling progress to make more money.
We would have synth women who would only want sex, can't have stds, never age and never talk, for every man but the elites are keeping that all for themselves
The iPhone 9 would have given all men 9 inch penises that would harden and soften on command, and only cum on command. Not even pre-cum would
make it out without command.
I think the problem with this naming scheme is that, if the consoles were 720 and 1080 successively, it would come with the unrealistic expectation they'd be able to output at those resolutions.
is this real???
Yeah I had one of the prototypes
Yes
I genuinely can't even remember what the current Xbox is called
xbone or something like that
they can't even name the consoles properly
Confusing names are without a doubt the biggest console killer
My favorite was Xbone SAD edition
Xbox Series X/S
it's actually Xbox Series X|S
It's quite simple
Scorpio was a better name than any of these
I liked the project name they had for the SeX (I think it was the SeX and not the One), Scarlet.
What the frick were they thinking
Xbox Series LBGTQIAAP2S+ Awareness Month Series §x^2 + :skull:^2 + c = 0 Elite Pro-Trans Rights Saag Paneer with Garlic naan and Jasmine Rice Edition
>Saag Paneer with Garlic naan and Jasmine Rice Edition
Yum
Yeah anon I am stuck in meetings and haven't had lunch yet
Xbox: Part 4
Ok hold on
My vegana is getting moist
never forget what they took from you
>xbox made a full 360 degree and walked back to naming their next console "one" out of spite against this leaker
scary...
GUYS, AN XBOX 720 JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
If the Xbone had a normal-ish name like 720, wasn't trying to force Kinect and other digital/always online shit 5 years too early, wasn't in a rush to beat PS4 to market and to press, letting Sony covertly backtrack on shit, would it and the XSX be a more competitive platform?
>Would XSX be a competitive platform if it was made by a different company with different employees
You already know the answer. Phil is a dumb c**t but he was right that last gen was the one when people were building libraries. Guarantee loads of people can’t be fricked switching even if they might like exclusives from the other platform because it would mean they lose their games
Probably. The 720 is a perfectly acceptable name, and then maybe a generation later they could switch it up. But going from 360 to Xbox One, along with all of the shit Don Mattrick spat out really killed its chances. Literally no one gave a shit about the Kinect. People gave Sony shit for the size of the PS3 and then Microsoft tried doing the exact same bullshit, and it just completely destroyed them. They've never fully recovered from last generation, and GamePass has only helped them slightly.
>c**t
Say they went 720 after the 360. Would they just keep going into higher numbers after that?
Nah, you would stop either at 720 or 1080, and then go with something that rolls off the tongue like the previous two. Seven-twenty and ten-eighty just sound good to say, like the three-sixty did. I don't know how many people actually call it the XSX or XSS. They tried the X1 and then people just ended up calling it the Xbone, including game developers. The biggest console buyers are usually parents, and a parent could easily distinguish what a Wii was, while having absolutely no fricking concept what a Wii U had been. Call it the Xbox Nitro or some shit, I don't fricking know.
I can't wait bros
Remember when the codename for the Xbox One X or whatever was Project Scorpio? Imagine if they had just named it that instead.
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
With previous xbox I could turn 360 and walk away, but with this one I am not so sure anymore.
What should the next Xbox be called?
Scorpio or even Scorpion is a perfectly fine name
Maybe Dragonfly or Hornet
Just name it after invertebrates
Yes this is real.
Imagine the grandparent who buys Billy the new Xbox for Christmas and this is what they end up getting
720, Windows 9, iPhone 9 and Nintendo 65, were all too powerful for their time so they are all sitting in Area 51. The illuminati does not want these things out because they would have sold world hunger, cured cancer, and stopped the troony problem.
If Nintendo 65 came out, David Bowie, Prince, Kobe, the Queen, and the Twin towers would all be alive today. Windows 9 would have stopped Covid
The 65 ran on an infinite power generator and was more powerful than current consoles and any PC ever. The powers that be control where they want technology to be at the time. We would be colonizing glaxies 40 years a go if they weren't stiffling progress to make more money.
We would have synth women who would only want sex, can't have stds, never age and never talk, for every man but the elites are keeping that all for themselves
you have to go back
The iPhone 9 would have given all men 9 inch penises that would harden and soften on command, and only cum on command. Not even pre-cum would
make it out without command.
i heard Xbox 720 transformed into mechs
that could go to snoy headquarters and oblitherate everyone in the building
but obama stopped it cus he felt threatened
Hey buddy I think you got the wrong door. 9gag is 2 blocks down
I think the problem with this naming scheme is that, if the consoles were 720 and 1080 successively, it would come with the unrealistic expectation they'd be able to output at those resolutions.
So what do Xbox put out now? Series X resolution? S video?
Take me back
Redeeming now!