Guys, anyone else stuck on the News Paper Delivery Scam? Also, does anyone know if they nerfed Victor yet?

Guys, anyone else stuck on the News Paper Delivery Scam? Also, does anyone know if they nerfed Victor yet?

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    No one else is stuck on the News Paper Delivery Scam? Did my instance glitch or something?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're a Kevinposter so you deserve it

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I only use Kevin to fast travel. You expect me to pay four quarters for the Wilfred wagon?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Poors use Kevin

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Victor does not need a fricking nerf. There are so many ways to play around Victor it’s not even fair to call him a threat.
    >All of his attacks are easily dodged with Mellonhead’s dash attack I-frame or even just normal movement with the speed boost from Kevin’s bike
    >All his attacks are melee, has no counter for ranged builds like Stink Bomb Eddy
    >Can be taunted by Double D’s post-it notes for some reason
    >Just straight up fricking losses to Shepard Rolf (or tank Ed if you’re willing to farm beforehand for enough gravy), who can auto attack him to death
    You people rely too much on Jimmy/Sarah/Nazz buff stacking. Victor is designed to ramp up over time to punish that playstyle.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm a Kevin main, and Victor keeps kicking my ass.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        You’re faster than Victor with the bike, just hit-and-run him until he falls. You got to slow down a lot when you get close to avoid accidentally losing your bike in the crash.

        Any idea how to get past Wilfred?

        If you picked up the Santa’s Helper set from July’s event even burst damage Ed is basically invincible since he absorbs most of Wilfred’s attacks. If not Shepard Rolf is again able to solo with autos.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Any idea how to get past Wilfred?

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    School map is underrated

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    How often are they updating this game now? I stopped playing a while back but still am curious to see if this meme game will ever get a full release

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      They just patched the Serial Toucher mission.

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Miss a single jump
    >Falls all the way down to the bottom
    Frick this area.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You gotta use Double D's suction cup shoes.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Can't equip them as Jimmy for some strange reason.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh you need to do the Polly Poo Poo mission for Sarah to let Jimmy use the shoes.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Figures there'd be something I missed.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Antonucci created Only Up before Only Up

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's weird how this game inspired Jump King, yet isn't nearly as popular

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Persona 5 crossover confirmed
    The game isn't gonna die, right?

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's so many fricking Jimmys at spawn playing voice lines. Frick off.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      WEE WEE b***h

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >LOOK AT THE PRETTY DOLLY
        >WEEEE
        >BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY
        >SARAH?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is the dance server still up?

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do you beat the Kanker Pirates?

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >he didn't unlock the secret level

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Chinese bootleg

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Exit area
    >See this
    Wat do?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      what the frick were they even thinking when they made jib a direct 'frick you' to Eddy?? Yes I'm an Eddy main

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        same, been an eddy main since release and he manages through everything just fine as long as you actually learn the damn game and have skill, even as unfair as the meta got for him. Most of the playerbase relies on broken shit with all the other characters but think they're good.

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    this is the most reddit thread ever

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Clearly you don't play it.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick off sarah main you will never be funny

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >t. filtered by fricking Plank meme transformation

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You'll never get the armpit rub of victory.

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've been playing this fricking game for three years and I STILL can't find the X to put the boulder on.

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Get stinkbomb
    >Go into secret bush base with others
    >Activate it
    Who /grief/ here?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >cover cul-de-sac with sponges and bunnies and chickens

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that a Kevin-only gang created an album. No other character mains have ever done anything note worthy with their lives.

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    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're not on server 5? There's literally a gang of roaming Jimmys just spamming voice lines.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nah I'm on server 2.

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm amazed that this game still gets updates, especially at the rate it's been lately.

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    How the frick do I use the Chunky Puffs?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Haven't you ever tried a Monster Ed build or at least played as Johnny before?

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