Guys, we need to remind people about ancient Hawaiians every single goddamn year for all 300+ years a player might play. For reasons.
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Guys, we need to remind people about ancient Hawaiians every single goddamn year for all 300+ years a player might play.
You say it like thats a problem
Its like the ancient Hawaiian's say brudda
Its time for a Dicking!
"Racism is only acceptable, when it is funny."
Frick Hawaii, I'm glad they were colonized. Society of fricking pedos. Does someone has that pic were a Christian priest is narrating his witnessing of some dude fricking 2 little girls IN PUBLIC?
So Christians really just ignore their clergy raping little boys?
Only the vatican
Pr*testan propaganda. And you fell for it.
It's literally still happening
In America regularly
It hardly ever happened at its peak, you're more likely to be molested by a teacher. This shit was old years ago, brown people and LGBT are far more prolific these days.
The difference is that one is something that is not endorsed and is a phenomenon akin to corruption, while the hawaians (and other cultures) had these things be widely socially acceptable and proudly so.
The funniest shit about Hawaii is that they are the only society in history who enforced western colonialism themselves.
When it became a colony proper, the western leadership actually gave the people a lot more freedom to practice their native customs.
>Dude being run by Dole is preferable to centuries of established tradition that worked just fine
Lol
Which estabilished tradition? The hawaian monarchy banned the traditional religion and cracked down on all of the old customs.Like I said, people were more free to practice their culture under colonial rule than they were under native rule.
fake news
No, I was here and can confirm.
I've never seen this event. Can't you just make it not show up?
If you play any of the native Hawaiian nations, you get this event every single year, which gives a massive stability drop if you declare war in the first four months of the year.
Their focus on tribals and other primitive """nations""" is really cringe. A redpilled company should make a spiritual successor to eu4 without all the Black person, tribal, women, and Korean worship.
Meds
I too believe that the mediterranean master race will solve this issue.
Caddo was the meta like five years ago, cope
Gotta get that ESG score up
they've gotten worse since EUIV came out
EUV is going to be absolute shit
streamlined in unnecessary ways (will probably remove ships, units, and warfare like Vicky 3) and nerf all of the primitives
The war system in Victoria 3 makes sense because there truly were very few important wars in that time (lol Americans will seethe) and geopolitical maneuvers were more important. That would never be done in a game that starts in the 15th century.
>20% of the African Nappy Hair and Weave DLC for CK3 has been added to your account!
>Important wars from 1836-1936
>Crimean War
>American Civil War
>World War I
Everything else was a minor crisis at best. It was a century of relative peace
Chinese rebellions, Indian rebellions, Franco-prussian war, everything surrounding Egypt, as-Zubayr conquest of Central-west Africa
None of those involve human beings.
>Chinese rebellions
Slapping around the dying Qing for a few months
>Indian rebellions
Slapping around the East India Company and a bunch of peasants for a few months
>Franco-Prussian War
Touche
>Everything surrounding Egypt
Fashoda Incident involved the UK and France backing down
>as-Zubayr conquest of Central-west Africa
Simply covered as part of the British and French conquest of Africa
>Slapping around the dying Qing for a few months
More like 14 years. Jesus' brother was not fricking around. The Second Opium war started and finished during this.
>20% of the African Nappy Hair and Weave DLC for CK3 has been added to your account!
keep it up champ and you might get a full DLC with all of that shilling
maybe they should remove the provinces since who needs those anyway?
>very few important wars
>in the 19th and early 20th century
Paradrones actually believe this
>Victoria 2 fanboys used to the Fifth British Liberation of Montana when told that WW1 was as bad as it was because no country had fought a truly serious war in two or three generations
honestly a streamlined grand strategy came could be fun if you were playing as the head of state appointing people into positions and issuing edicts in an attempt to get the things you want to happen to happen and then spending your time cleaning up the mistakes of your inferiors
but paradox can't make good games anymore, more importantly they can't deliver core game system anymore
V3's core selling points were the automated war system and a better system of economy than V2 which was pretty broken
the war system is clinically moronic and the economy is completely broken
CK3, a game where the focus was supposed to be on deep character personalities and relationships lacks character depth with every character acting like The Prince given omniscience to execute hyperoptimised cold logic moves and the kind of relationship features that were advertised as the core focus of the game are sold to you as DLC but then continue to be lackluster and hardly affect anything because the AI will still try to murder or overthrow you because according to their logic it's immediately beneficial
absolutely pathetic
I remember paradoxgays b***hing about EU4 non-stop when it came out.
You're still right
Eu4 allows you to play any nation across the globe, giving content to all of them is not a bad thing moron.
After 200 brandenburg to prussia to switch culture to italian into roman empire into mongolian empire campaigns people love to just play some random hobo nation as a challenge.
The number of tribal nations before I think Rights of Man was ideal, not too many but also not too few so meeting a tribe while exploring the new world was actually a big thing, now the americas are bloated with tribes that act and play exactly the same and are just annoyances in the way of your colonies, besides their bullshit of literally inventing abo tribes so they could populate Australia.
>make prussia get its 29th expansion
Boring nazi, go away.
Nah eu4 was the last non pozzed paradox game ever made.
>play as Hawaiians
>don't want to feel like you're playing as Hawaiians
Literally why?
>You are playing as a Western European country
>Every single Christmas you get an event and debuff saying "no fighting lol"
Honestly, that would be fine for any culture with a strong taboo against violence during a particular holiday. Christmas lasts less than two weeks, anyway.
Not really. At least not to my knowledge, if you really want to stretch it, Christmas starts from December 1 (beginning of Advent) to January 6 (Theophany/Epiphany).
I empathize with a lot of colonized cultures. The meta changed and they couldn't catch up. That being said, they need to get with the program and stop holding people back.
I have never played a country outside Europe, with the exception of Japan, in any Paradox game.
And never will.
>He's never played a Alf Landon/Huey "Long Dong" Long US
Lol
Congratulations for having the personality of soggy bread. Behold the modern nu-male: flavorless, odorless and entirely without character.
>This dude probably played a Germanic nation int the HRE
KWAB
I thought this was from pillars of eternity 2 for a second.