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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Everytime I play Bioshock I just want to play System Shock 2 or Prey. I like it, I think I just like space as a setting more than underwater.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you had me until you say Pr*y

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Prey has the same dogshit dna as Bioshock.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Horribly shit opinion, Bioshock is comfy as shit game

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'll take some of that blue stuff.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    yes I would like to shoot electricity out my hand and a diet coke pls

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Heh

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder if Levine will voice the vending machines in Judas.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Give us out a pack o' gays and the bees, luv

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What's so FRICKIN FUNNY?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      but anon, you are Pagliacci

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Levine, you've done it again!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you wouldnt get it

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >illegal mexican or soijack
        I chose a third option

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Bienvenido! El ammo Bandito!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Ammo Bandito gang for life.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        What were the gun laws in Rapture anyway? Or as a matter of fact did they have a police force or did you have to pay for your own protection I. E Gun or security guards?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You don't need police when every man is allowed to be armed.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            That would be true if the only crime in existance would be shooting someone

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >hags pussy getting pirated
            Not my problem
            >Black person using public facilities
            magdump

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Laws?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Not many people who had the desire to be cops ended up making it to rapture, I’m sure. That’s one of the core criticisms against Rand, the world needs ditch diggers too.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    COME BACK WHEN YOU GOT SOME MUNNAY
    BUDDAY

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Bioshock's sound design was fricking atrocious
    Just a constant stream of loud awful sounding bullshit from every direction

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Bioshock was atrocious

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Bioshock was atrocious

      EGM gave it a Platinum award.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        who gives a fricking shit about what critics have to say

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Who gives a fricking shit about what YOU have to say?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Clearly you becuase you responded to him lol

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Cope

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    COME BACK WHEN YOU GET SOME MONEY BUDDY!

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >start new bioshock run
    >i'm totally gonna do something quirky to make it interesting
    >just use shotgun and crossbow like always
    i'm so boring
    but the guns are so satisfying...

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I mean is there many other options? Pistol sucks, machine gun sucks, chemical thrower will never have enough ammo. Pretty much it's shotgun, crossbow or plasmid wrenching.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Catch-a-STDDDDDD

    lmfao.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What value do you have?

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I remember playing this game a while back, and there were many times when I wanted to hack these vending machines, where the mini-game was literally impossible and the devs never fixed it.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >fill your gravy with the circus of values!!!
    I never understood that line

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why does he say values instead of value

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        A shop is just a group of items with certain values, so the name is grammatically correct. If they sold only one item then it would be the circus of value. Bravo Levine

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    COWBOYS CAN'T SHOOT SLOW,
    OR THEY'LL END UP BELOW.

    WHEN THEY NEED SOME HELP,
    THEY REACH FOR THE ROOT BEER SHELF! (YEE-HAW!)

    COWBOYS CAN'T SHOOT SLOW,
    OR THEY'LL END UP BELOW.

    WHEN THEY NEED SOME HELP,
    THEY REACH FOR THE ROOT BEER SHELF!

    YA THIRSTY, PARTNER?!

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What they got in there, Coca-Cola?

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yea it's Wrench Jockey time once again

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hand over a Twix immediately

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >miss out on an achievement if you mercy kill him

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this was such a freaky sci fi horror level and a SHOCKING death scene

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    as i kid i kept suiciding into every big daddy until it died so i had 0 money the entire gane

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I always loved how they nailed the off key (on certain words) circus clown voice on "Kill your cravings at the circus of values!"

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I havent played this game in 15 years but this post triggered the voice line in my head perfectly wtf brain

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If you shop anywhere else, I'll have you killed.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Have you got any guns?

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What are you laughing at, fatty? Too much pie, that's your problem.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    first bioshock is one of the best games in existence, every sequel after it was a weak attempt at replicating its perfection, impossible task from the beginning

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      only in terms of worldbuilding and writing. the sequels are better in terms of gameplay

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I APPRECIATE A LADY, WHO APPRECIATES VALUES!

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Bioshock 2 is better than 1.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Is it though?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yes.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What was her fricking problem?
      And why was Bioshock 2 the best one in the series?

      My favorite part of 2 was the neutral ending being the best ending.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        explain

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Neutral route implies your actions and morals were interpreted as dubious, possibly out of doing your best to survive and reach your daughter
          >This leaves your daughter confused, unsure if you wanted her to be like you
          >Refusing her offer at the ending tells her you had regrets of your actions, that she needs to follow her own path, and be better than you
          >She's left saddened but appreciative of the freedom, and hope you gave her
          Feels more realistic, and better emotional value tbh.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah I agree.
            The whole "YOU'LL BE INSIDE ME FOREVER NOW" is absolutely awful, I didn't like it at all, neither in the uber good ending nor the uber evil ending.
            The neutral is literally just a father who saved her daughter from a manipulating and abusive mother, while refusing to become her new manipulator you set her free to be her own master.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Peoples opinions on bioshock 2 is the perfect litmas test for taste i believe

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ye-ah, I'll take a pack a mehnthols and some stubbies.

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Give me a pack of balloons and some Newport

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What was her fricking problem?
    And why was Bioshock 2 the best one in the series?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The DLC was

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        was what?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The best one in the series

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            really? it was alright I guess. wouldn't put it above 2 though. honestly though burial at sea was better than minerva's den. it did have one of the best psionics though.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The game feels so good to play. I like 1 better as because of the novelty and exploration. 2 is a comfy game to play when I want to play something that is not very challenging. The hacking mini game makes the gameplay 10x better than the previous game and infinite.

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >no line of shopkeepers exiting from the vending machine

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ken Levines a hack and once youve played cruelty squad you can never go back to Bioslop

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The seawalking in 2 was intense even though there weren't enemies

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I still want to know what the inside of a Big Daddy looks like, not sure if there was ever any official artwork for it? I know they're grafted to the suit, so I imagine what's inside the suit is some hell spawn abomination of god. It's like the Handyman from Bioshock 3, you can see their heart but not the rest of their body. I know you can read more about the process of becoming a Handyman and the effects in-game, which is really crazy.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >their most vulnerable part is fully exposed

      bravo, levine, bravo.

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