>ha, i fooled you, i'm not Literally Who!! >IM ACTUALLY LITERALLY WHOOOOOOOOOOO

>ha, i fooled you, i'm not Literally Who!!
>IM ACTUALLY LITERALLY WHOOOOOOOOOOO
??

The story in this game is such a mess lol people pretending to understand it are straight up lying and making up headcanon

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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Shut the frick up, homosexual.

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >game literally tells you who he was in the intro
    Maybe pay attention.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >chieftan of the badlands!
      Oh thanks for explaining intro, now it makes sense

      • 1 week ago
        sage

        I hate zoomyshits so much, it's unreal

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I feel like I've seen this thread a solid dozen times now.

          Sage goes in options field.

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    why that look like a PS2 game?

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    You have been telling this joke for two years now.

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    first time playing literally any fromsoft game?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      zanzibart...

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >tfw forgot the final t
        zanzibart..... forgive me.......

        zanzibart has the deepest lore of any from software games

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I still think the second phase should be called "Forgiven Myrmidon" instead, since myrmidon is a title in itself.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          kino

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    is he mad because I turned his daughter into a puppet?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      He doesn't have a daught, his kids with Marika were Morgott, Mohg and Godwyn.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Nepheli is his descendant. not said how far tho.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      "His daughter" actually helps you kick his ass if you put her on the Stormveil throne.

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >daily elden ring seething thread
    2 years and 2 months without paying rent

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    hes zanzibar didnt you read the lore?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >tfw forgot the final t
        zanzibart..... forgive me.......

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    HOUX

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I think it's less of him being literal who (the game does tell you about him already in the intro) but it's just that by the time you reach him you kind of forget and, due to how narrative works in From games, there's no hype behind the character to make you anticipate him so the 'oh shit' impact is gone and you're left with just 'huh? I guess I was supposed to be impressed?'

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      what kind of spergoid brain do you need to have to not retain info

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        What kind of spergoid retains every piece of this moronic lore soup especially over 100h?

        Multiple characters talk about Godfrey and you literally fight his ghost halfway through the game

        Halfway, yes. Which could be 50h behind you depending on how you play

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Multiple characters talk about Godfrey and you literally fight his ghost halfway through the game

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, being a recycled boss makes him so much more impressive!

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        this ruined him
        if he had completely new mechanics play style maybe it would of worked
        but fighting his ghost then getting to him
        completely ruined the magic

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I love it when actual 1 IQ morons make authoritative posts. It's always so fricking funny.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You’re half right for the Hourah Loux moniker. Sure its cool Godfrey has a past before becoming a lord but the game builds up Godfrey more than the former.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        of course. that was the twist.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Its a poorly done twist. The intro introduces Tarnished who the player meets and sees and has dedicated questlines towards. Godfrey has people constantly mentioning him, murals, deeds and history. You cant expect anybody to have the investment.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            do you really not see the problem with your logic here?
            >all intro tarnished given time except loux
            >godfrey gets fleshed out
            >twist is godfrey = loux
            ergo loux has been fleshed out, you just didn't realize it.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              The game itself treats these as two different individuals and even personalities. Serosh suppresses the jovial, violent, barbaric and dangerous Hourah Loux, the Badlands Chieftain. Godfrey speaks in eloquent prose, fights using an axe, wearing kingly armor. We know of the deeds of one, not the other, we have reason to be invested in one ID and not the other. Its like asking people to care about who Anakin Skywalker is when all we see is Darth Vader in the OT.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >Serosh suppresses the jovial, violent, barbaric and dangerous Hourah Loux, the Badlands Chieftain.
                this is entirely headcanon. jovial? homie he doesn't even have dialogue as loux, he just grunts and roars. and you're still missing the point. the game explains Godfrey to you, then when you face Godfrey you also find out he's Hoarah Loux. that is your explanation on him. his time in the badlands is no more relevant than your characters backstory. the only one it is relevant to is Nepheli who has her own plot about taking over Stormveil due to her heritage.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I think that's kinda the point, actually. The game builds up Godfrey a shit ton, only to have the man himself admit it was all bullshit and just a costume he was wearing. This also carries the intended implication that the golden order had directly weakened him by convincing him to suppress his true nature, although by this point in the game the tree's already on fire so it's not like you nedd convincing.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >All the seething fromtards in the replies
      Lmao

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Thanks GRRM

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >show Horah Loux as a dead tarnished in the intro
    >he's actually Godfrey who is alive
    Shit is moronic. I don't know how any desperate loregay can pretend this makes sense.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      His model and animations are so noticeably shittier than everything else in the game i believe they just rushed his bossfight near the end of the dev cycle so they could have another bossfight before radagon, they probably didin't put much thought into it

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >>show Horah Loux as a dead tarnished in the intro
      all Tarnished were dead, including the protagonist, you complete moron

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Who cares, fake game for fake gamers.

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    From should just link Vaati videos to every scene, like a popup, for zoomer brainlets

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    an embarrassing thread made by shitters.

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >who is he
    >the game tells you
    >but I forgot
    >you fight him when you get to the city with his name over his health bar
    >but I forgot
    so this is the intellectual prowess of the average shitter

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Elden Ring is a good game, but man is it shit.

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Souls game are just arena boss battles without lore or story so i don't get why you are upset

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Souls game are just arena boss battles
      Since when?

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Quick reminder that Fromslop story doesn't even exist outside of Youtube Fanfics. The developers clearly didn't care, the game clearly doesn't want you to care, so why are you?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      And is that supposed to be a bad thing? Stick to movie games if you care about story so much

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        dumb zoomer

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          No, zoomers are the ones calling games like TLOU and Alan Wake masterpieces. In reality they're not even games

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >the game clearly doesn't want you to care, so why are you?
      ESLs shouldn’t be allowed to speak.

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Hoarah Loux, Warrior
    >daughter is called Nepheli Loux, Warrior
    His last name isn't Loux, it's "Loux, Warrior"

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >I don't understand it immediately therefore it makes zero sense
    Anon, if your mother ever told you that you were a smart boy, she was lying.

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Even if you're a moron and forgot who he was, the point of the fight is still obvious. A guy putting on the act of being a noble warrior king of the golden order, when pushed beyond the limits of what that station would allow, discards his disguise, and fights you as the person he really is beneath the pretension: a bloodthirsty barbarian. This pattern is repeated in almost every major boss fight in the game. The God Devouring Serpent opens its eyes and reveals itself as Rykard, Godrick admits he's too weak to beat you and turns himself even more monstrous to try to close the gap, Morgott is forced to confront the curse he suppresses within him, Maliketh overcomes his guilt and reclaims his title as Black Blade, keeper of the rune of death, Malenia stops pretending to be a maligned heroine and embraces her existence as a goddess of destruction who only cares about victory, and upon defeat, Radagon is shown to be nothing more than a literal tool of the elden ring itself. And every one of these can be understood even if you haven't been paying attention to lore at all.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Malenia is an heroine, she has lost her own self to the illness
      That's why you get to cure her and she is alive in the end

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Malenia isn't sick, she is sickness. She outright admits it when switching to phase 2, and revels in it.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          There are people who think shes more righteous than radahn despite this

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >There are people who think shes more righteous
            Malenia is righteous and without Radahn the Haligtree would have replaced the Erdtree and Deathroot would have disappeared before most of the bad shit happened.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >and without Radahn the Haligtree would have replaced the Erdtree
              Malenia ruined the haligtree, not Radahn.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >without Radahn the Haligtree
                It was Mohg who kidnapped Miquella and Malenia who decided to move all the way down to Caelid to pick a fight with Radahn.

                Malenia was fighting Radahn because the Eclipse can't happen without the Dark Moon.This is also confirmed by the DLC reqyiring to kill Radahn. Radahn apologists have been constantly BTFO

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                We don't know why the DLC requires defeating Radahn, so for all we know, the characters with the DLC keys meet us at the Radahn Festival or learn of our fame after the Radahn Festival. Based on Fia's rune creating a zombie hell, the eclipse probably wouldn't help anyone.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                do you ever stop talking out of your ass?

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >without Radahn the Haligtree
              It was Mohg who kidnapped Miquella and Malenia who decided to move all the way down to Caelid to pick a fight with Radahn.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          she doesn't switch to anything, she blooms because she can't die, moron

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Malenia is the only merciful character in the setting. She uses unalloyed gold to hold back the rot, with a prothesis that Radahn ripped off of her. Malenia didn't decide for the Scarlet Rot to devastate Caelid, and every time the blooming happens Malenia loses control and her sanity. She blooms when she gets heavily injured or on the verge of death, because she can't hold back the scarlet rot from progressing like she instead normally do through sheer willpower. She also hasn't ever bloomed a third time (which hints she might become truly lost in the DLC).

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >Malenia didn't decide for the Scarlet Rot to devastate Caelid,
            Yes she did. Just like she does in the boss fight. She's not mad, she's filly coherent. She's just evil.
            >She also hasn't ever bloomed a third time
            The boss bloom was the third, that's why she's called "goddess of rot". The second was against Radahn, the first, against the blue dancer.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >Yes she did. Just like she does in the boss fight. She's not mad, she's filly coherent. She's just evil.
              headcanon

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Are you the same schizo also screeching that the Dung Eater corrupts souls because he likes to rape people and has no idea of what he is doing? You talk like a schizo.
              Malenia is a good character, clearly a writer pet, and the incantation you get for defeating her says she bloomed only twice in that very moment, one in Caelid, the first time, when she was nearly killed, and one under the Haligtree, when she was nearly killed. She is now left as a blossom realy to bloom again, and she can be given a needle, for which she also reacts, so she is alive. There's zero sign that she bloomed before Caelid

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Malenia doesn't revel in destruction, she basically gets taken over by the cordyceps of the Scarlet Rot. The consequences of her trying to use a figurative behelit at Caelid kick in again.

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    This game should win GOTY every year shazamtrannies continue to cry and complain about it.

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that Vaati literally makes shit up and 90% of all his theories do not make sense on a fundamental basic level and in fact self contradict themselves most of the time

  25. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >LITERALLY WHOUX. WARRIOR!!!!!!!!!

  26. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Hoarah Roux...
    The EVER BRILLIANT GOLDMASK.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      HOARAH ROUX, VOILÀ

  27. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know if it was because of the consoles but it seems that From Software wanted to make all the bosses optional.
    >On DS some bosses are triggered without fog gates
    >In DS2 they expanded this with the ability to fight the bosses before their arena
    >DS3 goes even further with most bosses not having fog gates on the first encounter, specific triggers (first boss sword), meeting the bosses before fighting them
    >Some Elden Ring mini bosses are entirely optional
    What's next? They'll pull the bosses aside. I was interested in grafting as a mechanic, but for that the boss had to be optional, something to be triggered like gwyndolin. Only Erdtree will tell us the direction of their next game

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Dark souls was never about fighting bosses, shift of the focus happened in 3 and it's mostly due extremely linear game's progression.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        It happened in 2 when Namco forced them to advertise that the game has 6 gorillion bosses.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          In 2 you can skip 85% of bosses if you want to, stop lying.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Irrelevant, Namco made bosses a focus of the games in 2.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >Source: my ass

  28. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Does it mean they're all tasteless slop for dumb and poor people ?

  29. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    From's cutscene design sucks. There are some cool moments but most of them take way too long
    >Enter boss arena
    >Cutscene starts on random bit of scenery. Stare at it for about 10 seconds.
    >Snap cut somewhere else, camera slow pans to the boss's feet
    >Cut to the sheath at the boss's hip, as his gnarled hand slowly reaches for the hilt of his weapon
    >Watch him draw his weapon for 20 seconds, which is accompanied by the sound of grinding metal (and falling trees for some reason)
    >Camera pans out to a full body shot of the boss, where he finishes the scene with a heavy feral breath, a deriding statement about your character, or just stares at you in dramatic silence for a while

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      you described literally not one from cutscene

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      What cutscene you are referring to?

  30. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Should've been a Female

  31. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    What I don't get is
    Why the frick wasn't it the OTHER way around.
    Have him start as Hoarah Loux, even if the player knows it's Godfrey, it still assumes he's lost his grace to the point he can't use his kingly name or something
    Then midway through the battle have him get his grace restored and go Godfrey on your ass.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      He earned Marika's love by being Hoarah Loux anon. He remained Marika's love by becoming Godfrey. Player has him on the ropes, he has to earn Marika's love again, kills Serosh.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I like to believe there's a bit more tenderness to it but it's never really explained what their relationship was like and doesn't really need to.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >I like to believe there's a bit more tenderness to it
          Well yes, but she was first taken with his abilities as a warrior, not as a regent. I've read that comic, it doesn't suggest contrary to what I'm saying.

          [...]
          I get the thematic, just saying to pass off as a "big moment", it would be better as Hoarah to Godfrey

          If you understand the thematic relevance then you wouldn't be saying that this thread is dildos.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >comic
            lmao giving it a bit too much credit there, but I did enjoy it. I was only contesting the last part. it's not that he had to "earn her love again" it's that they're both dutiful people. even shattering the ring was part of the plan. they just underestimated his tarnished warriors.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >If you understand the thematic relevance then you wouldn't be saying that this thread is dildos.
            I never said the thread was dildos?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        It's because Godfrey was always the fake identity, not the real one.

        I get the thematic, just saying to pass off as a "big moment", it would be better as Hoarah to Godfrey

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It's because Godfrey was always the fake identity, not the real one.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Nepheli… forgive me…

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Because it's better the way it is, he decided to throw away his noble and heroic persona just to go feral 1v1 with you. It's very simple and effective trope, the other way around is not as impressive.

  32. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Become Elden lord
    >why?
    UHHHHH

  33. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Having detailed exposition is for trannies, I would read a book if I wanted to have story in the game!!
    >Having subtle exposition is bad because everyone is literally who!!
    >Lore/storytelling done through enviornment and items is bad because I'm too lazy read and discover = no lore or story
    You Black folk will never be satisfied.

  34. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >near
    >the fast eastern edge
    >of the Wandering Plateau
    >the name of which, of course in reference
    >to the Wandering Knights
    >whose mangled remains, reanimate and attack you in this zone
    >lies, the Forgotten Shack
    >Forgotten, as it lies abandoned and dilapidated, who used to live here, we can only speculate
    >Inside the shack
    >is Monk Trevor
    >wearing a blue robe
    >we know to be from the Order of Blue
    >The Order of Blue, as we read from the flavour text on the Sun's Warmth Prayer Scroll item
    >"Harboured Souls to safe Passage via Memoria"
    >"Memoria", meaning memory, here...
    >In the "Forgotten" Shack
    >I find this connection, which may have gone unnoticed by many
    >to be quite profound.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I hate vaati so fricking much.

  35. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Damn, IQ levels really are going down each generation

  36. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    these games are action-rpgs. not story games. you want story, read a book. you want fun play game. simple.
    Elden Ring story is like trying to build a jigsaw puzzle with half of the pieces missing.

  37. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >I can''t wait to watch my favourite youtubers fanfic- I mean lore video on this!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    >He'll tell me just how deep and well written this is!!!!

  38. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    yeah and the end boss is just some blond lady.
    spent the last 80 hours killing mountain sized beasts but the blond lady ooh she is the ultimate villan

  39. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    in my years of gaming, elden ring might be the deepest fiction I've ever came across, years later and I still can't wrap my head around how detailed miyazaki has sewn the lore

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