>Hephaetus, god of the forge
>Wields a giant hammer
>From a fricking wheelshair
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>Hephaetus, god of the forge
>Wields a giant hammer
>From a fricking wheelshair
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man what do actual greeks think of their culture getting raped like this
greeks were the first ones to sell out their culture
like cmon
Greeks invented gayness
They're probably loving it
>shows people who hated greek society and talked about changing it their whole lives
well yeah they will hate homosexuality, that doesn't mean all greeks believed that
You can literally find quotes from people of any historical society condemning a common practice within said society. Doesn't mean it wasn't a commom practice.
It also depends on what kind of sex and what's specifically defined as sex. While pederasty occured much off the acts of intimacy were things like handjobs or sticking your dick between a guy's thighs. But anal penetration was unnaceptable. Not because intimacy between men was wrong but because letting yourself be penetrated was womanly.
Do you have the one like this with the communist leaders
People don't realize that authoritarian commies often have conservative views. These commies have no problem exterminating soft tolerant leftists when they become too annoying.
After surfing a shitton of fake quotes I would like a source on that Che Guevara quote.
>socrates missing
Curious.
You’re a such a fricking moronic Black person like actually.
Also read the symposium. Socrates is the only character to abstain from pederasty besides maybe the physician.
>mfw i write propaganda about my enemies being homosexual gays and thousands of years later people are still repeating it
Greek used the chad kind of gayness, not this shit
Fricking other men is the most manly thing a man can do.
Don't look up the "source" for that claim. Hint: It's a bunch of vases they've found in the ruins of a brothel. That's it. There is literally no more evidence than this for the claim that for hundreds of years all of Greece was super gay. I know you won't believe me but it really is that superficial and flimsy.
Being gay isn't pro-troony or screaming diversity.
you mean before or after christianity and norse mythology and japanese mythology?
there are still some mythologies and religions up for raping
>norse mythos
the most raped one next to greeks, which is pretty curious considering there are like 3 sources for the whole thing in the current year
probably because prosaic edda is a general retelling, omitting actual religious practices
>japanese mythos
mostly raped by japs themselves, but onanism doesn't count
>christianity
is still a living religion so raping is pretty difficult, stories featuring christianity veer into FRICK YOU MOM I DONT WANNA GO TO CHURCH spite as opposed to retellings
i guess japs sometimes put Big G in their stories, but treat him as biggest toughest kami, which is inaccurate (unless you are a fan of gnosticism i suppose)
You mean turks? There are no actual Greeks
Greeks and Romans were the original active cultural exporters striving for their own globalism.
Greeks were Orthodox Christians for like 2000 years now but I recon they'd still cringe at this.
>were
I mean't "have been"
There's going to be 200 threads about Hephaetus then 300 threads about how based the devs are for having naked women in game then 300 threads about loose witch abs. Then the game is going to come out and nobody will ever bring up any of this ever again.
There's no greek on earth who gives a frick about how Hephaetus is presented in a videogame. They haven't been pagans for millennia.
As a wise, God-fearing and sensible greek, I find Hades' take on greek mythology pretty nice and soulful. Arachne is a cutie.
I too, lie on the internet
sorry if my correct opinion hurt your feelings.
>What do brown muslim rapebabbies think with their 80iq?
Not much
Im pretty sure Hephaestus in Greek mythology was described as “lame.” As in he had a handicap that meant he had issues walking.
It's less our culture getting shit on (we have been Christian for a gorillion years), and more our history. Still pretty cringeworthy though.
t. Gayreek
Greeks these days are third worlders.
They don't think much.
I asked my greek friend and he said he didn't care and went back to playing dota 2
>actual greeks
Don't exist anymore
Greek here, don't care still not buying
Greeks today vs. ancient Achaeans are like israelites today vs ancient israelites. Its not the same people, they just adopted the history (written and compiled for them by Romans and western european anthropologists)
Modern Greeks are just self loathing Turks.
Normalgays do not care. Ganker, journos and troony era are extreme fringes on either side of the spectrum making a big fuss about this.
Normal people simply do not care.
Greek here. Great interpretation of Hephaestus as having a bad leg in mythology. I buy this game and OP will seethe.
I laugh at terminally online amerifats and their performative culture war
I'm Italian (basically, a Greek ripoff minus the gay shit) and I don't care.
Except, I was really pissed off about the portrayal of Orpheus as a sniffling pussy.
Greeks love gay sex in the ass, so I don't think they care.
The actual word for homos in ancient Greece was "deviated". You tell me if a society that normalized homos would call them that.
Stop falling for israeli propaganda that stemmed from Socrates being defamed and a bunch of deranged politicians doing weird shit like they do today.
Talking like a true greek homosexual, I see.
>Half the replies are Amerilards screeching that modern Greeks aren't actually Greek because muh race science
lmao
Its all so tiresome
Well, to be fair, nowadays Greeks are more similar to Turks than anything else. 400 else of ottoman domination are hard to erase
A lot of Ottoman culture is reworked Greco-Byzantine culture in the first place though. Also Anatolia has always been the same people. They were Hittites who got Persianized then Hellenized then Turkified but genetically they didn't change.
>Ahmed thinks he's white and americans aren't
many such cases
Nice projection, mutt/Black person/Hispanic or whatever mystery meat golem you are
This guy hates it:
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Jesus what a homosexual.
He doesn't want his people's culture turn into McDonalds setting for people who are too unimaginitive to make fantasy settings themselves. Whenever there is a game about ancient Greece it always works like that even when story doesn't make sense(such as God of War trilogy, Ragnarok-tier extinction never happened to Greek gods). He praises GoW4's moment when Kratos gives alcohol to his son for example.
Wow, what a gay.
Culture is so moronic. You don't own an idea by proxy. Your imagination isn't bound by fictional property lines.
Canada needs to be wiped off the face of the Earth and salted so there is no risk of it growing back again.
His claim that you're somehow obligated to explore "greek identity" or something if your game takes place in a greek setting is bullshit.
I'm Scandinavian with family in all of Sweden, Norway, and Iceland. And I've made a very gamey RPG using vikings and I don't see why I'd be obligated to explore "norse identity" because of it.
Good video
>complaining about the lack of accents in the English voice acting
Come the frick on. The cast speaking in broken Greek ESL English, would not have been any more flattering.
They are Greek gods. They are old. Skilled. Learned. They have odd and weird quirks and are fallible. But nothing suggests they wouldn't be good at speaking or that their language would in any other way be impaired.
Yeah they are speaking English for the very same reason the text in the game is in English. But you can easily imagine them speaking Greek or any other language. But if they were to speak Greek, they would be speaking good Greek. Not broken Greek. So in an English dub. Why would they be speaking broken ESL English?
Frick this dude. I wasted a fricking hour watching this trash. And even as second monitor content I still regret it.
Why did you post it? Are you him?
>The cast speaking in broken Greek ESL English
None of them has accents. Try Fenyx Rising or AC Odyssey to see the difference. It's night and day.
>None of them has accents.
Yeah. If you read the full line that I wrote I said that they don't. And that it would not have been any more flattering if they had.
But the guy in the video disagrees and think they should have spoken like Greek ESLs for some stupid reason.
>And that it would not have been any more flattering if they had.
Wrong. People loved that shit in old AC games. Everyone loves Ezio because of that, he speaks like an Italian with an accent despite Roger Craig being an American.
>Wrong.
I mean. Them speaking in broken English. Would imply that their language skill is broken. That were they speaking Greek, they'd be speaking broken Greek too. And that just does not make any sense whatsoever.
They aren't Greeks who are speaking really good ESL English. They are speaking English because that's the meta chosen language of the game.
They're speaking good English because they're shown to be speaking well in general. And why wouldn't they? If the game had Greek voices, everyone would have found it weird if their Greek speech was broken.
So it makes zero sense for the dub to be broken.
>starts ranting about Hollywood and blonde hair
>while just ignoring to mention how zagreus actually looks greek
Why is he claiming and taking it for granted that Hades's Dionysus is a south asian?
That sounds farfetched if anything.
>those Greeks aren't Greek anymore replies
Have they really gone so bad?
Why would they think they have any claim over fictional characters invented eons ago? Why would even the creators of the character think they own every rendition?
Greeks invented homosexuality, I don't think this bothers them.
Hephaestus was a cripple in the original myths. Read, motherfrickers.
Since this dumb wheelchair fantasy thing started he’s the *one* who it’s not moronic for.
Cool, where are the depictions of Hephaestus in his wheelchair in Greek stories anon?
What is the implication here? It's not woke to be crippled but it is woke for a cripple to use a wheelchair?
There are references in the Iliad to Hephaestus making wheeled, golden tripods to tool around in since he was a cripple. This could be interpreted multiple ways - a segue, a tricycle, etc. - but a very common interpretation is a three-wheeled chair or sitting chariot.
>but a very common interpretation is a three-wheeled chair
No! No! You don't get it!
Wheelchairs is a modern, twisted, woke technology! It was technology that was beyond the ancient man, and degenerate to the point that they would have never wanted wheel chairs to begin with!
The "golden tripods" were automatons. They're mentioned elsewhere as bringing trays of food during some divine banquet
Depiction of one. Definitely not a chair.
I know a person who hates Hades purely because they removed the incest from the Greek Gods.
Incest is important
Never forget Athena popped out of Zeus's head because he had a headache.
>they removed the incest from the Greek Gods.
Pure American troony dogshit shitting on the source material, the incest in greek mythology is unironically important and a big part of it
Good thing your creative process isn't restricted by dead morons here in America.
Greek here.
You mean to ask me, between American films, comics and games raping and Americanizing our mythology and culture (as well as others') for easybucks, what do I think and do about it? What do you think?
Do you think many Greeks will buy and treasure this game?
Do you think many Greeks have any confidence in American storytelling about Greek culture after after all those decades?
>our mythology and culture
So epic of you to have directly contributed to writing those tales, and then have frozen yourself for 3,000 years just to contribute to this Ganker thread.
>t. rootless mutt
Many such cases.
Because the Greeks today are so into preserving their ancient culture and mythos.
This dude looks just like OP and hes the most famous greek alive.
Do you have any proof to the contrary?
Also, as an American, you HAVE no culture by default.
>we
Ah, so now you pretend to believe in ethnic collective contributions. That was a neet 180.
Also, half your culture (including your language) belongs to civilizations like ours. Particularily your sciences and scientific lingo. Good luck going to the stars (which you haven't done btw since 1972 - and even that is disputed) without it.
Don't get too wienery little American because you have some nukes.
And Greece is trying to be financially solvent country. I'm not sure where such poorgays get off trying to lecture Americans about anything.
You mean by the crisis that your israeli handlers caused and your lapdog government enabled? I am also not sure how can israeli golems like Americans (btw you are not even real Americans, that's the natives) get to lecture anyone else about anything. I'll never forget how pathetic you all looked during the BLM riots for example.
I mean, objectively speaking, you have higher chances of falling from within than without. Because Burgerland is such a dysfunctional entity at this point.
This is not a collective contribution, nor ethnic. My point was that we all forge our own paths, from space to earth's core, and save others along the way (this one is collective as we are welcoming).
>belongs to civilizations like ours
If I am in possession of something of yours then why don't you come back and take it? Oh right, I'm not because
1. You haven't contributed to anything
2. The greek scientists that did don't own ideas
You're tethered to the dirt while we explore the cosmos, traverse the ocean's depths, and explore lands from pole to pole, all while saving + enlisting anybody we can along the way from their life of tribalism.
Americans have been raping cultures for quite some time now. Nobody cares except for Italians because they have a victim complex
I didn't know greeks were african americans
If it's just a mobile chair that let's him rest his legs when he's not hammering away I'd be okay with it
the face, the body, the wheelchair
peak leftard Black person aesthetic
where is the god with vitiligo
Isn't Hephaestus canonically a cripple?
Was about to post it, yeah. The myth makes a point to mention Hephaestus' injury is irreversible despite being an olympian, and as such he usually has to stay confined in his forge as a result.
So this is just another ragebait thread, then. Great.
More like bad timing. I understand why the average american would jump immediately since the whole wheelchair in fictional media argument has been flaming recently and as such it seems very coincidental (and you can make an argument Supergiant is taking advantage of the situation), but it's more than just that.
Thats a lot of words to say you're moronic. People reacting to things they have no clue about deserve only ridicule.
is he canonically fat?
does he have a prosthetic leg?
no
he just had a limp
Fat people are ugly
"...but silver-footed Thetis came unto the house of Hephaestus, [370] imperishable, decked with stars, preeminent among the houses of immortals, wrought all of bronze, that the crook-foot god himself had built him. Him she found sweating with toil as he moved to and fro about his bellows in eager haste; for he was fashioning tripods, twenty in all, to stand around the wall of his well-builded hall, and golden wheels had he set beneath the base of each that of themselves they might enter the gathering of the gods at his wish and again return to his house, a wonder to behold."
The wheeled tripods are automatons you fricking moron
not him but if he was capable of making automatons that moved on their own wouldnt it make sense for him to be smart enough to replace his faulty leg with a prosthetic?
He is cripple but not wheelchair cripple, also he is not a fat blob.
So it comes down to being fat
Mythological Hephaestus didn't have Black person black skin either.
Isn't that the lighting? On the brighter parts he doesn't look black.
I can imagine working almost constantly near a source of heat and flame might raise your melanine levels to some degree, especially if said source is in an active volcano.
I don't think that's how it works
Heat makes you browner over time. Same way as extreme cold makes you whiter.
Well shit, when you're wrong you're wrong.
Anon...
Why do you think Africa (hottest place on Earth) is black?
>Why do you think Africa (hottest place on Earth) is black?
Not him. And I knew that heat affects melanin.
But a lot of people think it simply has to do with UV radiation.
He had darker skin. He is the god of the forge, if there is one god that should be way darker than the rest it is him. Working in the forge makes you darker. That does not mean that he is a Black person. Not that Americans would understand this.
>Black person black skin
Motherfricker that belly
is pinker than pork, are you morons blind?
lmfao, this is LITERALLY the equal and opposite reaction of Twitter leftoids not understanding lighting and thinking fanart is "whitewashing" a black character that's just standing in bright lighting. He's almost completely cast in shadow in that portrait.
No but he had dark skin. Working in the forge makes you darker.
He seems to be in the shade, skin outside of it is bronzed, but far from black
Although addition of a prosphetic leg when he already has a wheelchair is a bit of a strange choice
Some myth said he was thrown down from Mount Olympus, disfigured him making him ugly.
Ugly + wheel chair = fat, but woke wouldn't know about this and promote it as body positivity.
Alright, that's fair enough. They've definitely exaggerated the character a bit.
Personally, I'd say just giving him a prosthetic is enough. The wheelchair and the weight problem feel a bit redundant since he's already obviously crippled.
Judging from the dialogue i get the idea they want to emphasise laziness and letting oneself go, so maybe it's a consequence of that. I know a few people who have multiple sclerosis that as soon as they started losing mobility and went to a wheelchair became fat depressed blobs.
Sure, it would still be disrespectful to the original character to some dregree, but i think that was the thought process.
real picture of him btw
So you're telling me the sequel to the game that already featured exaggerated designs of Greek gods decided to include further exaggerated designs of more Greek gods in the sequel? Woah....
>no actual source on a 2D image
You do know that a lot of those are fake, right?
https://www.theoi.com/Gallery/K7.6.html
>Anon mysteriously decides to not reply.
Every time with these fricks.
Yeah, I demand a source to see how this fictional god actually looked! Not some fake interpretation from some loser artist!
so its just chuds seething at nothing as usual
like any of you give a shit about Hephaestus anyway
he literally has stock standard white skin
AAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE DELETE THIS
>Hephaestus in a Winged Chariot (Tracing) © Luoyao Zhang is licensed under a CC BY-SA (Attribution ShareAlike) license.
>(Tracing)
Your point?
>Winged Chariot
Your point?
Cute wheelchair
>Debby Sneed, Ph.D
BROS??
WTF
WTF?!!
This isn't even an ancient drawing of haephestus. It's from fricking percy jackson lmao.
its traced/referenced from a real thing
So are wokegays being disingenuous by calling this a wheelchair or just ignorant?
they're saying hephaestus has a winged chariot that looks like a wheelchair, which seems to be what is being shown in the game
>hephaestus has a winged chariot that looks like a wheelchair
where wing?
>having magical flying wings wouldn't resonate with ES... I mean, people that have to use a wheelchair
Look at
In the end, the devs wanted to emphasize he is a cripple. So have him on a cripple chair or have him hunched over a walking stick
Ignorant chud-mutt. In another myth he built automatons whith wheels on them. You are inviting reasons to get upset over a matter you have no understanding of.
Doesn't seem fat nor brown in that depiction.
He is not brown in op pic either, check the lighting and the tan.
So in the end, the last complaint left for you is him being fat.
Well, that's a way to show he is ugly, no?
Fat people are ugly
he even got cucked by ares and said that its because ares was better built than him
>Homer repeatedly mentions that he is lame
fake news, Homer mentions that he is BORING
If I remember correctly Hephaestus actually did have a fricked up gammy leg. Though really that means he should be using his hammer like a walking stick and not sitting down.
He even looks to good to be him tbh, Hephaestus is supposed to be extremely ugly and deformed, he is just an average American here
Hire fans
this looks like AI slop, into the trash
AI is replacing you communist piece of shit
wew there goy, did me pointing out your AI slop anger you?
People seething at AI are all leftists tho just saying
People that defend *AI slop* are all imbeciles. Just saying.
Wrong. Ussr lost btw
lol, AI art is the pinnacle of soulless Communist brainrot you absolute clown
>t. Commie
>t. falseflagging Juden
Communism just seems to mean [thing I don't like] on this board.
Ok commie
Kek, calm down Rajeesh. This AI sloppa isn't going to convince anyone
>piss poor workmanship
As opposed to the c**t who made himself a prosthetic leg so fricking shit his fat ass still has to roll around in a wheel chair? LMFAO
Why does he need a wheelchair when he has a mechanical leg prosthesis
Because even in real life, many prosthetics do not let you move around quickly, mostly let you stand around or walk slowly. So he rolls around in a wheelchair and I assume uses his prostehtci leg so he can stand and do forging work
>even in real life
>ANCIENT MYTHOLOGY GODS
This homie made artifatcs that would make a functional fake limb look like child play
>Hephaestus is given many epithets. The meaning of each epithet is:[8]
Amphigyḗeis often translated as "the lame one"; literally "lame on both sides" vel sim. (Ἀμφιγυήεις)
Kyllopodíōn "club-footed" or "of dragging feet" (Κυλλοποδίων)
Hephaistos is the crippled cuck of Greek mythology. If you get upset by him being presented as a crippled cuck in game, you should probably learn about mythology before spouting nonsense.
This. I feel like zoomers don't even know you cuck this immobile cripple by fricking his wife and making his daughter your own in God of War 3 lmao.
I think people are more upset by him being presented in Tumblr-ish fashion
What does that mean?
Race-swapping (devs did so already in previous game, so it's possible), making everyone fat and disabled (how he is supposed to forge things in wheelchair? Come on). If he was presented in better lighting to prove he isn't race-swapped and was given a crutch, then people wouldn't complain...
Or maybe the noise is what they wanted.
>how he is supposed to forge things in wheelchair? Come on
By standing up?
Wheelchair implies he can't do that.
Prosthesis worn implies he clearly can, though.
Black person, do you see people lying in bed and think, "Oh frick this implies they can't walk?"
The first 30 minutes of Willy Wonka probably fricked with you real bad.
>Prosthesis worn implies he clearly can
Then why the wheelchair? As far I noticed in my live only people who can't walk at all nor use crutches use wheelchairs.
Then he should use crutches and move around instead of turning into fat slob in a chair.
>Then why the wheelchair?
Because sitting is comfortable and putting undue strain on a prosthesis will wear it down quicker. That's why most real life cripples take the shit off when they're at home.
>Then he should use crutches
He probably has those too somewhere.
>instead of turning into fat slob
Bro's life is tough. I mean yeah. But he is a fat frick here. And he likes his chair.
>instead of turning into a fat slob
Here's your Greek, bro. That will be 9.99$ a month directly to patreon, no refunds.
>modern people are fat and moronic
no shit mate
Hehehe, frick yeah dude. Real thousand island stare he's got going on.
>Wheelchair implies he can't do that.
Not really. It implies that he has legs that he struggles with.
>Race Swapping
Everyone's white or has bronzed skin, anon. You're too fricking /misc/pilled.
>Making everyone fat
Most the characters are shredded or lithe, though.
>And Disabled
Hephaestus has always been a disabled character
>How is he supposed to forge
Standing up.
>Maybe the noise is what they wanted
The only people whinging are dipshits like you that see a motherfricker in shadows and cry Black person.
>Everyone's white or has bronzed skin, anon. You're too fricking /misc/pilled.
lol
lmao
Anon, I know you're moronic and can't grok that olive complexions exist or that blacks have physical racial features but neither of those characters are black, dawg.
I will never get why people think Athena looks African.
Are people that fricking desperate to give everyone a real earth ethnic label?
Frick. Take Ares and recolour him. What does he look like to you then?
We can all obviously agree that the gods don't look greek. But I don't get why people jump from that to assume that they're a bunch of other stuff instead of just random non-real things that they thought of.
And you can dislike that in itself. But people always make it about race and real life.
chuds can't handle characters not being snow white. They think it's a part of some ~~*agenda*~~
>Gods like Hades, Nyx and his son who live underground have pale skin from the lack of sun
>Gods who live on the surface have tanned skin from the sun
Whats the problem?
Wrong. Athena isn't bronze-skinned. Just outright Black person black skin. The Devs are your typical wokeshits who get upset at pink and white skin color and so want depict the Greek gods without it.
OH yeah those dirty rotten devs who made the main characters of both Hades games twinky white people sure do hate the whites.
I love how wokies are historically accurate when it fits their narrative lol.
Well yeah, they will not change much what is not problematic to them.
Universally, 'do not fix what ain't broke' applies
They should've made him a chudjak
>mfw I see a black person
Toll: paid
Dude fricked around and found out.
How much self righteous does a homosexual have to have to confront an obvious psychopath in goddamn Bed Stuy?
They unironically not only believe they are invincible (bad things only happen to other people), but they've also mentally amputated the part of their brain responsible for danger processing.
He probably thought the guy was just confused and will come to his senses when he recognizes that he's facing a POC ally
>confront
They were literally just walking past the Black person when he chimped out lmao. They may have been like "Are you ok bro??" but they were actively going out of their way to "confront" him.
weren't* going out of their way to confront him
I can't believe the troony survived.
>we want the disabled fat queer POC representation
>mfw game has normal looking women instead of sexualized minors
cope, troonygger
Why build yourself a prothestic if you can't stand up?
He stands up when he does forgiing.
But instead of hobbling with a walking stick, he uses a wheelchair.
well its accurate that he is disabled.
Its not accurate that he is fat.
A wheelchair and a prosthetic leg.
Leftists are fricking moronic holy shit.
I know we are on a ragebait thread, but there are cases of people using both.
My uncle was fine with the prosthetic leg in the house, but when going outside (mostly to the hospial) we used the wheelchair
did you guys know there were 1000 different depictions of the gods even back then
Do we have to like all of them?
no, but arguing about canon seems silly
yet none of them were a fat mutt riding wheelchair
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zeus
>roles and epiteths
Literally over a hundred different versions of zeus
Which should speak to the complexity of greek religion
No but seriously, how do you forge from a wheelchair?
You don't. He stands up. Hence, the prosthetic leg
He stands up, but uses the chair for mobility.
Why does everything good have to turn to shit?
2 of the main bad guys in Transistor are gays, if you're just now getting mad you haven't been paying attention.
Honestly I only remember the music at this point.
>maker of things makes wheelchair for himself
makes sense.
>Muh historical accuracy
>Black Angrboda
>It's fiction chud who cares about accuracy
>This man is disabled, let's make him fat and gay
Kek, the subconscious dislike of gay men never goes away even in the wokest people on earth.
>gay
?
>here's you fat amputee crippled pajeet "GREEK" god in a wheelchair
Chudbros, what the frick is this?!
A skinny white man
>greek
>white
lol
Whiter than americans and french
not him but not really, stop trying to pretend you are northern or western european to americans online, you will never be us
t german
not him but you are right. You are white.
t german
Holy heckarino WHAT is Hades doing to Persephone in that wheelchair???
i don't think that's a wheelchair, just a seat?
It is badly drawn and confusing.
That is a winged chariot. It is not a chair. It is one of those in the image i posted but instead of being pulled by a horse it has wings. The art simply does not show it well.
This is some incredible cope.
Go ahead. Tell us why the cripple god is in the "chariot."
So Hades 2 is the next game schizos are going to endlessly whine about?
Seems that way.
Good thing I didn't give a frick about the first game so I won't give a frick about the second.
>noooo why is he fat
nobody posted a sexo spider girl,wtf ?
Don't worry bro I got you
Safe dicky horny
Imagine crushing her between your teeth, feeling the "pop" as the pressure finally breaks her exoskeleton. Everything she was squirting onto your tongue, the bitter taste of her life and organs
You need Jesus.
I think the weirder bit his the robot leg he seems to have, which makes the wheelchair even more questionable.
>more AI slop
Is AI spam a bannable offense yet?
>Learns drawing only to get replaced by AI
Yikes.
This game has a lot of Greek culture and yet does not portray pederasty, which is a sexual activity between grown men and little boys. It was very popular amongst the upper class back in those days.
Why don't rightoids make their own games instead of complaining about leftist games?
They don't create. They only steal, corrupt and destroy.
>Rightoids
>Creating art
Because you blacklist and censor all of them.
Show 5 examples
>show 5 examples of things that never received funding due to not being subversive shit.
Show 5 examples where they didn't receive funding for political reasons
Everyone knows that rightwing is when you like sports, shooting guns, and drinking at bars. Leftwing is when you like art like comics and video games.
No rightwing father is going to be proud that his child is a rightwing artgay. All rightwing artists are born to leftwing parents and hate them for it.
For the same reason porn stuff has a hard time staying in the long run, because either you abuse the market in some way or the market will push you away.
"We don't condemn porn but you can sell it here, go soemwhere else" sounds fair until you realise there's no proper place to do so as most get an endless list of subjective and ambiguous conditions or it's not allowed because credit cards say so.
Several people tried to make these "right" or "this party view poilics (Not enforcing a side on the player", but because they do not go along modern day sensitivies they're denied help, support or allowed to be there.
Think of it as the restaurant paradox. Barely any restaurant bussiness is legal, all of them bullshit in some way: unfair job contracts, avoiding health regulations, poor/cheap af food at high prices, etc. It's insane. Theoretically, you could run a compeltly legal restaurant that makes both clients and workers happy. Realistically, you can't, because since everyone is scamming, your margin of profit is gonna be way smaller and not sustainable against competitors.
That's why games with extreme politics to put it in a way stay indie or really niche, because unless you follow the current political trends, the media will ignore your game and you'll be denied from helps DEI, while games that do bend to it get money, media coverage and praise regardless of the game's quality.
terrible comparison as there are many porn sites and they do quite well financially.
>Barely any restaurant bussiness is legal
what kind of shithole do you live in? ive worked in a couple restaraunts and none were run illegally. the contracts are union negotiated and enforced heavily, health regulations are upheld with inspections and investigations if multiple reports of severe sickness occur. profit margins aren't illegal either.
>current political trends
facism is trending if you watch the news, or follow global elections. it just doesn't make for good entertainment.
>it just doesn't make for good entertainment.
Because "properly written" fascism focuses on the cause and need for fascism rather than the encouragement of it. The realisation that, wether it has support or a dictator, it's the result of a society not happy with itself, the growing need of "someone should fix this".
And while everyone can say that power corrupts, it does not deny that we still wanted someone else to take the reigns and change things right away.
But that's a much harder pill to swallow than pretending society can easily be fixed be removing those we see as "bad" so my ideology can save the world because people will be good by nature.
You're obsessed with Black folk. It has nothing to do with them
It's just a representation of the ancient greek arts as many of them features gods as dark, bronze or both.
>t. Black person Worshipper
If that were true, everything would be colored in that style, not just the skin.
Why does a game has to exclusively feature a single style? I'm sure most who actually studied greek art or myth got the reference that it's supposed to be a nod to the bronze age arts considering that some characters wasn't even brown-ish "black" people have as a skin color but actually charcoal black or shades of gray.
Also, Apotheon is a great game.
Any excuse is good enough to add Black folk, the devs said so themselves. You are arguing against dishonest morons.
I love how the /misc/gays focus on Hephaestus being on a wheelchair instead of focusing on how his face is a 11/10 erotic chad when he was astonishingly ugly
I point this out anytime I see someone claim that Aphrodite is supposed to have an androgynous face. Artemis is supposedly to have large breasts too but they conveniently didn't adapt that if true.
holy shit i didn't even realize he was in a wheelchair or the robot legs lmao i thought he was sitting on a pile of urns or some shit & everyone was just talking shit because he's fat lmao
i kinda like how he holds the hammer like it's one of those big opium pipes or whatever though it really pulls together my mental image of a lazy fatass lounging around getting high & b***hing about other people's work
Okay but what about the gameplay?
AIEEEEEEE MY WORLD VIEW IS FALLING APART
NOOOOOOOOO
>NOOOOOOOOO
>destroyed in WWII
~~*~~*(pure coincidence*~~*~~
haven't played hades 1
not gonna play hades 2
free of pozzed trash
feels good
>pozzed
Genuinely, what is pozzed about Hades?
>inb4 gay people
Who will tell anon that ancient greeks were sometimes gay? I know americans are really bad at european history and worldwide geography but you should look up where the word "Lesbian" comes from. (Hint: Lesbos island)
>inb4 black people
see
also Nyx best mom and Artemis is best girl
>Old women
what the frick does "safe horny" even mean?
Sorry I'm not under 20 so I don't get this zoomer word.
>what the frick does "safe horny" even mean?
a character not looking like some tranime bawd from a hentai game
It's a Twitter meme that's being forced on Ganker.
Safe horny is when you take a character who is not sexualized in anyway and say they are hot because you have a fetish that the character fulfils.
Think Lady Dimitrescu.
>not sexualized in any way
??????????
Safe horny
You are deranged, she has ample cleavage and breasts the size of watermelons
She is also 7ft tall, has a manface, and she wants to kill you.
10 years ago Ganker would just say "snu snu", now you're pissing your pants because other people are saying it.
I'm sorry you don't like the thought of men liking feminine women.
Just the way I like them. People who want a submissive child-faced soft woman are pedophiles and mentally stunted incels that project their warped sense of sexuality to needing a surrogate mother to take care of them.
>Just the way I like them. People who want a submissive child-faced soft woman are pedophiles and mentally stunted incels that project their warped sense of sexuality to needing a surrogate mother to take care of them.
What are your pronouns, kind xir?
There are gays who legitimately think like this.
Insecure as frick about their fetish for older women (or men) that they have to get defensive and call normal men pedophiles.
homie just posted safe horny.
You actually let Twitter communists determine whether you're allowed to get aroused to things, what kind of cuckold mentality is this
>I'm attracted to anything with big boobs
Like I said it doesn't matter if the character is sexualized. It just matters if she fulfils your fetish.
A normal man would just say this character isn't sexy. She just has boobs.
You do know fetishes are inherently NOT normal right?
>A normal man would just say this character isn't sexy.
You're actually full blown shiteating homosexual. I cannot believe what levels of homosexualry you people have allowed Twitter to infect you with
>uhhhh sexy zombie grandma
>soooo sexy
You are just a mongoloid.
You literally weren't even posting here in 2021
>let Twitter communists determine whether you're allowed to get aroused to things
I literally want the exact opposite here. Its the whole argument.
>I literally want the exact opposite here.
Then why are you letting them dictate whether something is safe to be horny over or not? The only guide you need is your wiener, not what some neon-haired Black folk on social media are saying
I don't. I am just not a fan of a man-faced 7 foot tall woman.
>I don't.
Yes, you are. You are buying into the dichotomy of 'safe horny' being a thing at all, which in turn gives shrill Twitter banshees the power to define whether it is 'acceptable' to be horny over certain characters. You're mentally castrating yourself like a troony and handing them your balls in purse.
>she has boobs so that means she is sexualized
You guys literally need to make up your minds if you want boobs and asses to exist or for it to be a man's body with a womans face.
AHHHHH OLD LADY EROTIC
MENOPAUSAL PUSSY!!!!! CUMMING INSIDER A LADY OLD ENOUGH TO BE MY GRANDMOTHER!!!!! UOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH
Kek
wow a woman old enough to be my mother with corpse skin and freakshow fingernails... so sexy...
Queer horny.
Being normal nowadays is not ok.
New schizo buzzword
Sorry your game is proven to be pozzed. Get woke go broke.
>Get woke go broke.
Weird, because Hades 1 sold fabulously enough to fund a sequel...
Supergiant is becoming more pozzed over time but it's about the best you can expect from a Californian studio founded by a former game journalist. Given that it was born in the heart of the cult I'm actually surprised it isn't 100x worse,
There's nothing pozzed about it.
/pol/gays like to cry woke boogeyman over fricking anything nowadays and there's enough toddlers who think they're doing some trolling by writing Black person a bunch. It's a really pathetic cry for attention that helps them feel cool and countercultural while still letting them gay it up in feeling like they're among likeminded peers. Literally the most homosexual behavior known to man.
it's a blacksmith's hammer, not a battle hammer
also guaranteed replies
Is it just me or pol got absolutely demolished in this thread?
they did and now they're coping hard
Notice how they stopped posting Aphrodite's "manface" when people said they'd still hit it?
If you guys didn't get the memo by now that hades is 9001% a tumblr game I really don't know what to call you
thats the thing they did in that recent MTG set that had a viking theme
they invented Black person gods they can shove into the setting
Man being a MtG player and seeing it get more pozzed set after set was such an eye opening experience and that shit was nearly 10 years ago. These days it's not even recognizable anymore.
*coughs blood*
damn you dyin bro
/pol/bros............ it's fricking over.......
Holy shit Triptolemus had a wheelchair as well? Everyone in Heaven is crippled
Why couldn't I frick the Medusa head?
destroy greek culture
rewrite greek history
>god described as horribly ugly and rejected by the goddess of love
>make him obese and disabled
That's not very progressive
>"he was working on twenty tripods which were to stand against the wall of his strong-founded dwelling. And he had set golden wheels underneath the base of each one so that of their own motion they could wheel into the immortal gathering, and return to his house"
he even made robots that moved on wheels lol
Hephaestus was always a cripple. They fricked up in not making him an ugly bastard
> ugly
That is why he is fat, anon
Imagine still perpetuating the greek homosexualry myth.
>As a child, he was thrown from Olympus because he was “ugly”, but the damage from the fall disfigured Hephaestus even further. He was left irreparably crippled.
Have you ever been so ugly that you were thrown off a magical mountain higher than the clouds?
Poor guy...
I personally won't touch these games until they provide a ancient source or depiction of Medusa getting hold of a feather duster. Historically inaccurate!
What a dogshit interpretation of Medusa, then again this shit is peak california
>I-IS THAT AN... ARTSTYLE?!?!?
>NOOOOOOOO HELP ME, I'M BEING GENOCIDED
>MY CULTURE IS BEING ERASED, i'm an american btw
>KOREA PLEASE HELP ME!
why are you so fricking fragile holy fricking shit
>THE MASK SLIPPED
>THEY WANT YOU DEAD
>I AM NOT EXAGGERATING
holy shit lmao these fricking people
They are too stupid, annoying and lazy to make a life for themselves IRL so they blame the world and make their outrage-jerking their entire existence.
Take your meds holy shit.
What is bad about him is that his portrait is too big and full of things
this is white genocide
>Handjob simulator
If I was super rich and my legs broke, I'd fund a spider-bot wheelchair that just stomps around with its weird spider legs. That would be cool as heck.
Bros, is the AI lying to me? Was Hephaestus really fat?
No he was often depicted as muscular.
What your LLM omits is that Hephaestus was indeed a cripple in (possibly) all accounts of greek mythology.
this is the strongest and most muscular person on planet earth today
he got fat from riding in his hoveround and eating all those microplastics
Reminder that people who complain about "safe horny" are most likely pedophiles
Am I the only one who notices that the left is becoming more dishonest and the right more stupid every day?
Yes, you are. They're all stupid and dishonest and always have been.
everyone is desperate for their side to get a win so they act like morons at every given opportunity
>Am I the only one who notices that the left is becoming more dishonest and the right more stupid every day?
How new are you to this site? This has been the VERY noticable trend since GamerGate.
I think it's just one of those Shepard Tone-like effects, since it's been like that for at least a couple decades now.
I agree with the left being more stupid. What's insane is leftists define anything as "right" with "people who's opinions I don't like".
2016 kinda showed "the left" that facts and logic don't carry a movement, so the influencers are kinda borrowing the rightoid playbook to polarize the field in their favor. Meanwhile "the right" have doubled down on dumb bullshit doomed to fail just because it differentiates them from the "the left" and general ethno-nationalism, which isn't a winning strategy when there are two anti-western empires pushing on European soil and general western economy.
Rightoids worship morons like Tate and pretend they're le based.
it's just an arms race at this point, there's no open discussion or debate, it's just shitflinging, people making up graphs/facts etc.
I never used to buy into the whole "post-truth-era" but I think it's real now, it doesn't matter who's right just who can find the more embarrassing video of someone from the other team.
Why spend time explaining things to a willfully ignorant idiot who's there to spout slogans and labels at you? Of course the trend is towards less discourse and more blocking, ignoring and avoiding.
culture war posters got objectively decimated itt
Good, Hades 1 sucked and this is gonna suck too, but I'm not going to let Twitter femoids decide what I jerk off to
>hades 2
>appears to be for all intents and purposes just more of hades 1 and no more or less woke than it
>anons who always hated hades jumping at the opportunity to claim and present hades 2 as more woke to present a decline and something to be mad at
I guess it's predictable. But come the frick on.
If you never liked Hades, that's fair. But this idea about Supergiant and Hades growing more and more woke with time just feels really forced.
Ganker has a massive grudge at hades for all sorts of reasons (Its popular, the art, you can't frick the head, jouros loving it ect etc)
It's funny how ether was a massive vote campaign here for it to win popular vote over TloU2 in the game awards
>the art, you can't frick the head, jouros loving it
All valid criticisms. ESPECIALLY the Dusa part.
I wanted to frick Dusa.
She's an incomplete character by design.
She's not Dusa without Me.
It's mostly because it's popular and Gankerirgins seethe over not being a part of some super secret club where liking a thing can be some trophy of their identity that makes them unique and special. What's even more hilarious is that then you get the gays who can't stand that it's become popular within their subculture to dislike a thing so they have to insist on their own specialness by saying the ALWAYS disliked the thing, you know, before it was popular to dislike it. God forbid anyone form any fricking opinions of their own or just, you know, enjoy a goddamn video game.
Gee, another thread of people who didn't care about Hades 1 getting outraged about the sequel that they also never have any intention of playing. Hell yeah bros I love getting mad about things I'm not interested in
I absolutely loved Hades and will buy Hades 2 the moment they put it on sale but even I have to admit, the wheelchair is fricking stupid, especially with the cyborg leg he has there. That being said, it's whatever, the game looks great.
the wheelchair is more source accurate than the leg tbh
Anon, it's fine yo admit you've never interacted with cripples. It is actually common for those types of disabilities to warrant both a prosthetic and chair because each is better in different situations.
>Cyborg leg
Anon, you stupid frick, please google and look at prosthesis.
>That one guy who made a thread that Hades forces you to have gay sex with Thanatos and calls the game gay propaganda.
Lmao thanks for reminding me
>Someone was paid to write this
What's the issue with it? Do you even know the context that shows up?
Hell, that's almost 20yo, kinda sad things haven't changed.
Sad
i think it makes sense hes strongfat if hes supposed to be well built but also unnatractive
I don't know what the fuss is, games going flop. Reddit isn't as influential as they think they are.
>games going flop
lmao
Cause the first one was such a roaring success.
It was.
chuds
>Just let me have my anime children with gigantic breasts and asses! games are not supposed to be realistic!
also chuds
>WHY ISN'T THIS VIDEOGAME CHARACTER NOT 1000% MYTHOLOGICALLY ACCURATE??
Holy moly Demeter is crippled as well!
Wtf, Romans all used wheelchairs too???
>Twitter trannies
>get mad at some game they'll never play for political reasons that have nothing to do with gameplay
>/vpol/
>get mad at game they'll never play for political reasons that have nothing to do with gameplay
Tell me how these two things are different.
one side gets a free pass for grooming and raping children
You could be describing either side considering the history of both the church and trannies. So they're...not different at all?
>Muh church
A: they were gay (like you)
B: happened in the past, unlike troony grooming with is currently active.
>the church is completely infallible and doesn't currently do anything wrong
lmao get a load of this cultist
>happened in the past
Anon, check the new every once in a while. And no, Ganker twitter cap threads are not the news.
Ganker is literally the biggest advocate for having e-girls everywhere
Inauthentic vs Authentic
Just another game I can take off my wishlist.
Why was it in your wish list. Did you not play the first one? How's this new to you?
He never care in the first place. Giving a historical cripple a wheelchair/chariot is one of the dumber thing to get mad over.
Being friend zoned by medusa or whatever was happening with thanatos is far worse.
Ahem
>when a powered up version of boss is easier
lel
same thing as ornstein and smough
having to deal with 2 separate characters will always be harder
Look up the term "bronzed"
i mean in greek mythology hephaetus is a cripple with a fricked up leg because zeus is a mega butthole so this is accurate. i actually don't know why your mad OP?
Member when those american snowflakes got angry at Speedy Gonzalez on behalf of Mexico?
Gonna interject here for a moment. The greek god and the mythical giant smith archetype are historically crippled.
yeah OP is a moron, this is one of those instances where the depiction actually makes sense.
>mythical giant smith archetype
Mythical WINGED smith archetype
Why is he indian?
Why is he obese?
Why does he have a robot leg?
Why is he indian?
Why is he in a wheelchair?
Why is he gay?
Why is he indian?
Why does he need the wheelchair if he has a robot leg?
Why does he have a warhammer and not a blacksmith hammer?
Why is he indian?
>Why is he indian?
Why do you think he is indian?
>Why is he obese?
Probably because he is a depressed, crippled frick that is shunned by his larger community.
>Why does he have a robot leg?
Presumably because it's better than his old leg. So built one.
>Why is he gay?
He is not. He fricks women. Even if his women may or may not frick other men.
>Why does he need the wheelchair if he has a robot leg?
Why do you need a chair if you've got legs? And we don't even know how good the robot leg is. And maybe it works just fine but gives him pain or something. In the end he has the wheelchair because he is a cripple and it supposedly helps him.
>Why does he have a warhammer and not a blacksmith hammer?
The game has legitimate blacksmith hammers. So who the frick knows. Maybe it's actually a genuine warhammer.
Did D&D and their absolutely moronic Adventurer™ Combat Wheelchairs ruin wheelchairs forever or something?
imho it's just not a very fun design
lame dude with a cane is cooler no matter how many bells and whistles and cupholders you put on a wheelchair
>Winged chariots are actually le wheelchairs!
Silly, I know. The real ones know they actually were spaceships.
Please look at that "chariot" again and try to tell me it's not literally a wheelchair with wings stapled on.
>Bro, tell me this isn't LITERALLY a laptop!
Flying chariots
Hold on let me post He-man in another discussion.
10/10 incoming
>ameriblubbers take on anything
fast way track to destory everything that is holy and good, no other nation apart from China LOVES destroying good things
Isn't that the game where Medusa is an adorable floating head maid? I don't think they're too concerned with mythical accuracy.
They are only concerned with mythical accuracy when it is convenient for them. Hence why Hephaestus is just fat and not outright ugly and why Artemis is flat-chested.
I just want to b***h and moan about how Supergiant became SOVLLESS.
Hades 2 is a rehash (sequel) of a rehash (game that fused Bastion's weapons with Transistor's modifiers in an isometric combat) and thing will only go downhill. Corona gaming boom is long over, and the rogueli*e format is oppoisitional to a proper story, one starts at the beginning and ends with a conclusion.
I am so fricking mad that Hades' divine afterparty consists of a single paragraph and absolutely fricking nothing else. An opportunity to pull another epilogue, fish with Poseidon, spar with Ares, drink with Dionysius, gossip with Aphrodite. WASTED.
Betting that Zagreus will be utterly cucked (metaphorically and quite possibly literally) in the sequel, on the off chance (you) actually liked his mellow disposition and stubborn determination.
The thread is in full meltdown
Is that...a chair with two round rotating wheels attached??? AIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SAVE ME Black personMAN
So is Hades a kekold?
Greek pantheon is one giant orgy with Zeus at the center
If he's in a wheel chair why would he need a prosthetic leg?
If he's got a prosthetic leg, why would he need a wheel chair?
weight balancing
for rolling around at the speed of sound
Hephaestus was a literal hunchback cripple in greek mythology
Venus is his wife and he s so ugly she cucks him with Ares
Quite sad to be him
so that's why people often depict blacksmiths with darker skin
he was literally a cripple thrown off olympus by hera who smithed and created out of seething impotent rage frequently
i think hades 2 will be fun
Bless you for being one of the few sane people in this thread.
troony game, not buying it. Rope yourselves marketing shills and discord trannies.
>Artemis smacked with the old and ugly stick of western gaming
You hate to see it.
>pajeets making fake tweet images of incredibly low quality
>half the thread screaming about le chuds
Checks out.
Why does Aphrodite look like a troon?
Lawl
shit I guess every single ancient figure was black, crippled, trans, genderfluid, otherkin all along
Great argument homosexualron.
They weren't. And they aren't in Hades either no matter how much you insist otherwise.
Well, Hephaestus was actually crippled and sometimes painted on a chariot. The cyborg leg is an artistic interpretation I guess
Hades character portraits have always looked fricking ugly
>Have worked in a forge myself
>Understand why most forge-workers are sterotyped big men
>Also know that doing it in a wheelchair would be downright miserable because the heat would deform the wheels, especially the kind they would have had back then
Absolute ridiculous
>>Also know that doing it in a wheelchair would be downright miserable because the heat would deform the wheels, especially the kind they would have had back then
You know. He all but certainly stands up when working the forge.
>so the greek gods were all child-raping monsters and religion is evil anyways!
>dude I loooove these greek god designs, I simp for my Poseidon daddy, haha!
Reminder that leftoids have no values.
So they are celebrating child-raping monsters?
They were about as monstrous as YHWH slaughtering goy children in egypt.
Thanks for proving my point right away.
>moronic suburbanites think its a huge stretch from god with crippled leg to wheelchair, or to use the old trope of the wheelchair guy with jacked arms
He's not fighting with it he uses it at a forge, tbqh.
>actual basedjack filenames
Come on guys, don't fall for the most obvious shit.
From Wikipedia:
"In some myths, Hephaestus built himself a "wheeled chair" or chariot with which to move around, thus helping support his mobility while demonstrating his skill to the other gods."
This is actually misinformation. I have tried to look up the said myths and it links to a single article that doesn't actually mention any particular myth. The only source it gives for the 'wheeled chair' is this one painting.
It's like how everyone says Medusa was raped now, despite there not being a single primary source that uses any of the ancient Greek words for 'rape'.
Should've made Pyre 2.
Rejected by Jodariel, rejected by Duse. Who'll reject me in Hades 2?
Haphaestus is a weak cripple who gets bullied by all the other gods. There's a myth where he's tricked into thinking Athena likes him and he gets horny and cooms on her thigh. She then beats him and the cum forms into another god whom Athena takes as her own daughter.
Lul how modern
He also such is a loser that his wife has sex with Ares and he can't do anything about it (he tried once and get the shit beat out of him)
wtf he's literally me
>She then beats him and the cum forms into another god whom Athena takes as her own daughter.
So he won in the end
>Muh inclusivity
>Bara
>Homo
>Fat
>Prosthetic
>Handicap
Kek
someone show me what happens when you get 5 boss kills in the technical test RIGHT NOW
I hope the game talks about Aphrodite cucking him, the seethe will be hilarious
Depends, is he actually wheelchair bound or just lazy? If he's just flexing his invention of the self moving chair and gets up when work is to be done I think it's fine
meanwhile this game is going to sell a gorillion copies and be a lot of kids' favorite depiction of greek mythology. you morons lost the culture war so fricking hard lmao
>"you morons"
>he doesn't know
Hades is also a new IP so they can't play the "i-it's selling a lot because it's an already established franchise!" card
Honestly better than the clusterfrick of Disney Hercules. Hades a charismatic-ass c**t, but that movie did nigh-irreversible damage to people's perception of his myth.
I am angry.
>Forges himself a wheelchair
>Instead of forging a mechanical bronze bull for him to ride atop like a steed that doesn't flinch when he goes to hammer some shit.
I dont really care about hades redesigns and reimagining because they're hot. Also kinda lazy for a god to use wheels, use something cooler like spider legs or just build yourself some working fricking legs
he does have a mechanical leg
oh I thought that was a pot lmao
yeah i thought it was a vase at first but i guess thats what they were going for given how his bracelets are painted like they painted vases
Why is a wheelchair woke now?
Combat wheelchair in D&D.
how often do people sleep in wheelchairs
one of my characters in tabletop lovecraft stuff is an old occultist grumpy c**t in a wheelchair. I feel its moronic when you're in a wheelchair in fantasy or futuristic settings though, especially when a quick spell or future tech can fix it. at that point its just obnoxious virtue signalling
Gays and blacks aren't enough now, gotta have a token wheely.
>ai slop
So epic of you to have directly contributed to tumblr
>RESPECT LE ARTISTS
>spends all day on the chanz yelling ahh homosexual wheelchair
>i know
>goes to bing and types "big gay in wheelchair"
>whyd (they) make me do this
Jog elsewhere gay, these streets arent for your kind
He's hot tho
Lame doesn't mean no-legs. It's usually a clubbed foot, which modern medical care can even fix it in children. They just wanted to add wheelchair representation here. I don't see how people are even arguing about this
>Lame doesn't mean no-legs.
Hephaetus is primarily depicted in two primary ways in most sources though.
In one he is lame from birth. Which still had him struggling to walk.
And the other common story is Hephaetus becoming a straight up cripple from being thrown off Olympus, repeatedly. And this doubly so fricked up his legs.
But in both scenarios his legs don't work.
What's with the moron who keeps calling Hephaetus black in every thread?
Is he just trolling or is he genuinely moronic?
I don't get why people are so upset over Hades changing shit.
Changing shit for your own narrative agenda or political agenda, is the basis of how 90% of Greek mythology stories were made.
best hephaestus is from danmachi
>it's okay when Japan does it
yes
>disabled character
>could easily have a chariot, or an Eggman pod, or robot legs, or a floating cloud, or literally anything you want because it's fantasy and that means it can be anything
>make it a regular fricking metal-and-plastic wheelchair
This is the only game that's bothered to "spice it up" a little with theming, but in a way that makes it worse because they had the wherewithall to notice a wheelchair looks like shit and doesn't fit the setting but still chose it anyway
>could easily have a chariot
He literally uses a winged chariot in some myths, but if they did that wheelies couldn't relate.
It doesn't even have input from wheelies, there's been multiple instances of video games designers doing this shit and then an actual wheelie blogs about it going "hey wait, why didn't you give him spider legs or something else actually cool"
it's just asset flips all the way down
Wheelchair smith/artificier is a rad idea though
No one would have had an issue with Hephaestus in a wheelchair 5 years ago.
But all of a sudden it's a real and genuine problem somehow.
He wasn't present in first game.
Honestly I'm mostly just upset they made him some kind of "sexy fat" bear type instead of actually ugly like he was supposed to be. The wheelchair is fine, the prosthetic is fine, but he should be ripped and homely. His gut is too smooth and rotund.
>ANCIENT CRIPPLES
>chariots existed
>so no one used wheelchairs!
Sure bro.
Oh no, Bacchus too
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troony discord raids are so fricking tiresome.