everything about the first one was anti-greek mythology. Every single tragedy gets undone, every separated couple gets reunited, Zeus doesn't frick anyone over infact he is a benefactor even after he finds out about Persephone, Sisyphus gets released. There is nothing they could do to sully the mythos any more than they have, and it will still probably be a good game.
You're correct in that.
Its a videogame for a reason. this is fanfiction. rest assured the game has no weigth on the real mythos, as it shouldn't.
however for the narrative of a game, this is kind of cool. Righting all of the Wrongs, reuniting families, lovers, mending relationships and reunifying a divided pantheon is a very heroic and position, and honestly awesome experience from a game's standpoint. and Heroic Epics are a cornerstone of Ancient History.
>In some myths, Hephaestus built himself a "wheeled chair" or chariot with which to move around, thus helping support his mobility while demonstrating his skill to the other gods.[79] In the Iliad 18.371, it is stated that Hephaestus built twenty bronze wheeled tripods to assist him in moving around.[80]
What now, you absolute moron?
every painting and sculpture of him is of him sitting down.
if anything giving him a robot leg or whatever that is seems a little too cute, too thematically on-point imo.
Quadriplegic means you cant move your arms either, Hephaeatus was cripple, and you could lose a leg getting thrown off a mountain, but OP is still moronic
I know some chicks that have a crush on John Goodman.
Tall fat dudes who at least have a semblance of strength and who arent completely morbidly obese can score some chicks
He had a gym teacher body.
My gym teacher got a lot underage pussy u till he eventually got """caught"""(every student already knew that) and kicked out of school
>the people mocking you over Stellar Blade are gooning themselves over THIS
Even separating myself from the hivemind I never go the hype with Hades character designs and how 'hot' they are. Only one in the first game I found particularly appealing was Nyx. Everyone else just ranges from ok to eh.
everything about the first one was anti-greek mythology. Every single tragedy gets undone, every separated couple gets reunited, Zeus doesn't frick anyone over infact he is a benefactor even after he finds out about Persephone, Sisyphus gets released. There is nothing they could do to sully the mythos any more than they have, and it will still probably be a good game.
You're correct in that.
Its a videogame for a reason. this is fanfiction. rest assured the game has no weigth on the real mythos, as it shouldn't.
however for the narrative of a game, this is kind of cool. Righting all of the Wrongs, reuniting families, lovers, mending relationships and reunifying a divided pantheon is a very heroic and position, and honestly awesome experience from a game's standpoint. and Heroic Epics are a cornerstone of Ancient History.
no need to shill, I can't even buy the game yet
Tell me why I should be outraged about this one. I haven't been paying attention.
Hephaestus is supposed to be an ugly cripple though.
NOOOOO, SOME GODS AND GREEK HEROES WERE DEPICTED WITH WINGED CHARIOTS, THEREFORE HE USED A WHEELCHAIR WITH OPTIONAL HEATED SEATING!
he's not in a wheelchair, it's just a sitting chariot
>In some myths, Hephaestus built himself a "wheeled chair" or chariot with which to move around, thus helping support his mobility while demonstrating his skill to the other gods.[79] In the Iliad 18.371, it is stated that Hephaestus built twenty bronze wheeled tripods to assist him in moving around.[80]
What now, you absolute moron?
>quadriplegic
>can clearly use both arms
huh?
He's trans now too, because... long hair I guess? The feminine beard? OP might have fetal alcohol syndrome
latest trend:
discordtrannies being disingenuous and false-flagging dumb complaining about wokeness
it's an anonymous board, so they can just post prints of these posts on their social media for cookies or whatever
He is canonically disabled from getting thrown off Olympus, anon.
Yes but he isn't an amputee. Also op is moronic and doesn't know what a quadriplegic is.
every painting and sculpture of him is of him sitting down.
if anything giving him a robot leg or whatever that is seems a little too cute, too thematically on-point imo.
Quadriplegic means you cant move your arms either, Hephaeatus was cripple, and you could lose a leg getting thrown off a mountain, but OP is still moronic
>quadraplegic
two wieners
I don't understand why they would make hephaestus so hot and then make aphrodite completely boring and sexless despite being naked
>hephaestus
>hot
Fat guys are never hot no matter what online morons say
t. fat
I know some chicks that have a crush on John Goodman.
Tall fat dudes who at least have a semblance of strength and who arent completely morbidly obese can score some chicks
>john goodman
>rich and famous
No shit
He had a gym teacher body.
My gym teacher got a lot underage pussy u till he eventually got """caught"""(every student already knew that) and kicked out of school
Melinoe is cute.
The stupid thing about this design is he has a prosthetic and a wheelchair. Just have one or the other.
NOT MYYYY HAEPHESTUS
HEAPHESTIS BROS, WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO US
HUSETHIS' LEGACY IS BEING TARNISHED I CAN'T BELIEVE THISSSSS
HONONOSTIS IS ROLLING IN HIS GRAVE RIGHT NOW BECAUSE OF THE WOKES
How badly would you scream if they depicted Rabbi Yeshua as a woman?
>the people mocking you over Stellar Blade are gooning themselves over THIS
Even separating myself from the hivemind I never go the hype with Hades character designs and how 'hot' they are. Only one in the first game I found particularly appealing was Nyx. Everyone else just ranges from ok to eh.
Where does it say he's trans?