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I liked Hades but really don't feel like playing what is essentially glorified DLC for another 50 hours. I didn't even get the epilogue, I didn't want to grind friendship drinks for another full gameplay's worth of time. I don't give a shit about healing Demeter's mental anguish. Stupid b***h should have had a better relationship with her daughter.
>what is essentially glorified DLC
A sequel doesn't have to be entirely different, Black person.
It could at least try and be something that isn't just a new cost of paint
It's not a coat of paint you shit licking gaygatron, it's a new game with new things in the same vein as the first game AKA(which means "Also Known As" because if I didn't tell you then you might not what the abbreviation means because you're too fricking stupid) A SEQUEL.
It does when the original was a grind fest that had 20 hours of gameplay padded out for an 80 hour game
Considering Zag is canonically bisexual it would not surprise me if she were also bisexual. Just to be clear I am not saying I like Zag being bisexual, but it is what it is.
All the greeks were bisexual. If anyone were purely straight or gay, that would be inaccurate.
I guess if something gets said enough it becomes true
I feel like that's dumb modern bullshit extrapolating some wartime buttfrickers with some big free love bullshit.
i hate gays but half the gods were banging each other male or female, its kind of unavoidable to talk about when it comes to gree-ACK mythology
oh, mythology sure, thought you meant the weirdos who think that means all the living people back then were gays
They were gay as frick bro. Yes, even your "based" Spartans
the frickers who were at war all the time probably only ever saw women during raid rapes so they made due with what they could
it's like saying all the gays in prison are gay
they're just moronic and unable to just jack off
prison gays are gay.
(you) are gay.
>they're just moronic and unable to just jack off
lmao what morons! didn't they have an uncle to teach them?
Reminder that the "proof" for homosexuality in ancient Greece were a handful of vases they found in the ruins of a brothel. Literally everything else is just interpretation from obviously opinionated historians, the same kind that claims that blacks where everywhere in the european middle ages.
even the greeks themselves argued over whether or not achilles and patroclus were gay. Read plato.
hence they weren't all gays/ bisexual.
Or, more correctly, everyone assumed they were except a few contrarians stupid bigots like to hide behind so they can pretend they're being historically accurate. The actual headcanon situation is Sappho because nobody knows anything about her.
incorrect, we have plenty of sources stating sappho was bisexual; she was married and killed herself because her man rejected her
bisexuality as a norm, no. it varied among the greeks, and some lawgivers like lycurgus outright banned it.
lycurgus banned all homosexuality, it was probably some corrupt gay aristocrats who made it law
>female PC
ech.
Not going to bother.
how do you assign your computer a gender?
The pc doesn't have an assigned gender, that's troony shit. The pc has an unchanging male soul, no matter how much you mutilate his male case.
boats were always female
count the number of male and female ports and see which is more
PLAYABLE
CHARACTER
YOU FRICKINBG NINCOMPOOP
it's player character moron
lazy reskin, if you buy this you're a moron
>hurrrrrrrr wtf why is the game similar to the game it's a sequel to
imagine making a second cash grab and still have no co-op mode... even call it 2, truly embarrassing
Honestly, yeah, are we just getting Saturday Morning Cartoon bullshit now? Hades' issues were resolved, I assume from the screencap a titan came back to frick shit up?
Hades was kidnapped by his dad
I usually buy one game day one per year.
This will be it, something would have to turn out EXTREMELY wrong for me to not puck this up.
You not being aborted was something extremely wrong.
Lesbians were extremely taboo in Ancient Greece. The one time they are mentioned in Myth, she is killed by Artemis for it. Do these homosexuals do any research at all?
>Do these homosexuals do any research at all?
More than you ever will in your lifetime.
Good little goy
Prove him wrong. Only pedastry was practices in Ancient Greece
> Paid shill gets confrontational over slightest critique
Every time.
>Do these homosexuals do any research at all?
They get paid to ruin everything with Black folk and gay shit, not to be faithful or reasonable.
Anon, they actually said the first game wasn't based on myths, tey just used some things they liked
>any research at all?
one of the problems with the Ancient Greek historical record is that it was created almost entirely by men within a very patriarchal culture. Women were expected to remain in their homes and female literacy was appallingly rare. Women were thought to have, by nature, less self-control than men and deeper sexual appetites, so they had to be carefully kept away from men from outside their families. What happened in the women's quarters and at any of the several all-female festivals is pretty much lost to us.
One of the most celebrated poets of antiquity was a woman named Sappho who wrote very emotional poems about her love for another woman. She was from the island city-state of Lesbos and was far and away its most famous daughter, so she was sometimes just called the Lesbian, as in "the woman from Lesbos." Eventually that word came to have another meaning...
>we can't trust written history unless it's history we like
He's right though. For example, how the frick is a dude going to know what goes on at the women's sleepovers?
wear a dress and force them to let him in
underrated post
>Women were thought to have, by nature, less self-control than men and deeper sexual appetites
this is funny because your side argues the opposite was always believed
what is with you morons and crying about fictionalized stories using myth as a framework? oh no the myth was altered for this singular piece of entertainment, the horror!
Well it gets annoying when you’re a fan of the idea they’re using as framework.
Some creative liberty is fine, but it’s always annoying when they take the idea but completely change it to be totally alien from what you originally liked.
Like if you made Zeus a girl, it’d just feel ridiculous consider the fact he’s canonically a man prostitute
don't ever look into the fate series if you're going to get mad about mythical figures being changed in silly ways, your head might just explode
>Singular piece of entertainment
Now I know you're just being a disingenuous homosexual. This shit is happening everywhere.
greek invented lesbos
Greeks are some of the first people to ever write about Lesbians, both directly and implicitly with the mythology around the Amazons (which the Greeks fully believed as real). Chuds might have suicidal tendencies when they read ancient Greek mythos and realize they fully believed in the existence of a society of female warriors who were regarded as some of the most powerful fighters in mythology and came close to conquering Athens.
>"Haha imagine if there was a society of strong, female warriors who conquered and raped us hahaha!"
>t. Ancient Greek femdomgay
>2000+ years later
>le greeks were feminists and shit!!
no one asked for your two cents, tranime gay.
>tranime
anime site, go back
>>"Haha imagine if there was a society of strong, female warriors who conquered and raped us hahaha!"
Haha... haha...
Yeah. That would be sooo terrible!
Lesbos was also a legend propped by a god, I forget which one. It's like taking a Clack Panther comics and thinking the society believes in a magical african paradise.
>(which the Greeks fully believed as real)
They didn't.
Not one person that ever saw combat believes women can be warriors.
Why can't they dress like that though?
>single booba dress
why did this never happened im actually curious
think if there was an 'accurate' greek game where most of the women had their breasts out of their leotards that it would pass or get homosexuals screaming about it on twitter?
Anon. They wrote a bunch of plays featuring lesbian love. And that's just from plays that survived.
Proportionally it's all but impossible to know how common / uncommon it was. But it's all but guaranteed that a lot of it existed.
And yeah. Theatre is fiction. But so is a videogame and most of the Greek legends too.
That were then played by men.
erotic
Extra kinky.
>They wrote a bunch of plays featuring lesbian love
Such as?
He's full of shit. He claims there are a bunch just from surviving plays but less than 40-50 plays at all survived on any topic.
30% of greek godesses are bisexual
Sex gives Artemis the ick, despite her being the hottest of the bunch
Looks like a dude
dont look up artemis and her huntresses youll have a meltie
Artemis? You mean Orion's cumdump who supposedly went full bitter femcel after accidentally killing her husbando but somehow always manages to get herself caught naked by young virile hunters? That artemis?
Lol if it's as Aristoteles said and all the gay myths were made up by pederasts trying to validate their vice, then all Artemis myths were made by their unsatisfied wives and widows, because damn there's a sexuality there and it's clearly not sapphic.
>All those replies and no retort
LOL
did you read them?
muh sappho
the paid shills are really swarming Ganker when it comes for the marketing period
Greeks were gay as frick chudcel.
Buy an ad.
>Hades 2 gameplay
>Happening right now
>Protagonist confirmed as a lesbo
Based if true
Vive la lesbian!
so much insecurity itt
Dilate.
Who cares. In the end they'll make a video game.
If it interests you, you buy it. If it doesn't you don't.
They don't owe you anything. You don't owe them anything.
Was going to say "Seethe." but you're already at it, so... keep on keeping on, I guesss?
>this smugness
>telling anyone theyre insecure
lol
If she's a dyke, its a drop.
>make fantasy game about magic and demons
>almost assuredly some homosexual will complain that it doesn't 1:1 mirror real life in some arbitrary way
morons were more funny to interact with when they are devout christian moms thinking we were satanist for shooting people in vidya 30 years ago
Yeah, you're right, why not put an '89 Toyota Camry in Hades 2? It's just fantasy, after all.
>strawman
You gotta come up with better arguments than this bro
How is that a strawman? I wasn't pretending to be the opposition and making their case. Fricking reddit-tier moron. A strawman would be if I WAS actually advocating for a Camry because it doesn't matter.
moronbro doesn't even understand the definition of the logical fallacy...
Errrm um ackshually!
How about you just make an argument instead of relying on buzzwords that only midling IQ individuals have to lean on as a crutch?
>How about you just make an argument instead of relying on buzzwords
Ironic. Also no, I refuse to argue with you because you're a moron
I accept your concession. Hope you enjoy Hades 2, I'm still on the fence (not because of lesbos, who cares about that lol)
>first game was released in September 2020
>never discounted more than 50%
>never bundled
they know they have a pig audience that will pay for 3 levels, screen vomit death effects and tumblr tier character design
let the seethe flow through your veins
she wasn't gonna frick you anyways op
I dont wanna say Hades is the worst roguelite Ive ever played, but I dont think it deserved the psychotic levels of hype, all the builds are samey, its just stacking colored shit and dodging the shit.
I enjoy it for that reason. I don't like RLs that let you just steamroll it or frick you over instantly. The Heat system also helps a lot too to balance the difficult exactly as you want it. Having to sell a boon each area is fricking terrible but really tests your actual skill
thats fair, just not for me, Im glad you have a game you like.
Thanks, man. What are your favorite roguelikes? I've been playing almost nothing but those, turn based JRPGs, and Monster Hunter for a few years now, always looking to try more.
Im a real normietier moron so
Isaac
Nuclear Throne
Balatro(fotm)
Atomicrops
and Monolith(recently changed their name)
I like slay the spire and peglin but both are edged out of what id consider a favorite.
I was big on Isaac for a while, I dropped it after a -12[spoiler] streak lol Balatro has taken up way too much of my time, I enjoy how fast it plays out. Never heard of Atomicrops, Monolith or Peglin though. Thanks for those[/spoiler]
Atomicrops is great fun but its aesthetic is what I would call deliberately disgusting and ugly, so if you arent a fan of Nidhogg2 graphics, you may be in for a rough ride
I'm genuinely about those intentionally ugly games. Clayfighter was another grotesque one I always enjoyed
You are my brother and my friend.
Not vidya, but go look up Mr. Meaty if you've never heard of it. I have no idea who greenlit it, but I was glad that it happened
ISAAC
>peglin
try Roundguard it goes on sale for like $2
art style is ass though
>Looks like a man
>Like woman
Wew. Still not buying this slop
>she’s gay!
>a Greek god isn’t the perfect ideal and is actually a narcissist
Shocking.
Anyways
Does anyone else have hyper misogynia where you just cant enjoy games with females? It's like I am looking/listening at a child. It just ruins the experience.
I think you’re just gay
Like what if games like Deus Ex, Halo, Metro or whatever games with story had female protag wouldn't you feel like the games just were worse?
No, it literally wouldn’t make a difference because I’m not a gay.
Especially in games like halo where it’s literally not relevant and you’re just a first person killing machine
But woman killing machine. Woman warrior. Woman hero. Woman anything of value. Just feels so out of place and disconnects me from the experience.
>Hello fellow gamers
It really just depends on the setting. Female characters in post apocalyptic settings annoy me because all of us know exactly how that would play out in real life. But in something like Hades where they're all full of magic and are immortal and shit, I don't care.
no you're just a homosexual get help
I actually agree with you but it's specifically western games. I can suspend my disbelief that women aren't subhuman for Jap stuff, but not Westernshit
no, my mom didn't beat me / I wasn't tricked by a thot / I wasn't subjugated to brutal humiliation by a woman. sorry that happened to you, though.
>I wasn't tricked by a thot
So you never interacted with a woman, gotcha
Yep, 100 percent. It's feels so ridiculous to pretend a woman could make any decision that isn't deception or manipulation.
>unattractive female MC
I doubt they'll make her outright lesbian given that the first game pandered mainly to women with the character designs, but still easy pass.
Im sure she'll be bi just like zag not that i would romance a guy, im not a gay
NGL, kinda disappointed that they are just making the same game again. I always respected Supergiant for making a new game every single time.
Hades also severely lacks in the story department. Some might say it shines with characters, but I think Pyre did a better job amd each game up to Hades was SOMETHING BRAND NEW whereas hades feels like bastion gameplay dialed in with roguelike elements and other variables from their other games, it all feels so safe compared to something like Transistor or Pyre it also has the weakest vocal tracks in their library
Pyre sold like 5 copies so they decided to make good games to keep the lights on
aw cmon man..... Pyre was cool, if a bit easy, and also hamstrung by telling the player to lose on purpose at times
nta but I dont remember Pyre ever telling me to lose on purpose. There is one specific case but I think that's forgivable for what it is if you know.
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
made for /ll/
All you had to do was watch the announcement cinematic to know that the player character was lesbo. That's a good thing btw. Way better than playing gay Zagreus.
The fanart with her and Artemis will be some good food.
I can't believe Hecate had this all to herself for years. I'm seething.
Original Hades literally FORCES a gay homosexual plotline down your throat if you want to 100% it.
Not to mention the dev's "epiphany" telling him "the reason Greek gods are called Greek is that they were worshipped by the Greek not because they were ethnically Greek" hence why half of them have black skin even if they don't particularly look like Black folk.
Honestly, Hades is the primary reason I pirate everything that doesn't take a strong anti-woke stance.
I felt so fricking disgusted having to listen to Thanatos's gay crisis.
You can max out Thans relationship while staying friends. You still have to hear it but you can skip dialogue.
I like to piss off yurigays by drawing porn of canon lesbos being given wiener correction by futas.
If the art of her with Nemesis is anything to go by you might be late.
As a yurigay I couldn’t give a shit about some rando’s shitty fetish.
If you really wanted to piss me off you’d just draw actual Yuri but with tumblr faces or fat proportions
I got my invite lads
the more i watch the less hyped i get
>the more i watch the less hyped i get
This, literally
Hades 2 is looking like a dud.
warning
Moros' design is "literally me" for pooners
Nope he doesn't have chest scars. Pooners may only cope with him.
>draw on two extra lines
"his" pecs are already shaded to suggest them anyway
Ah yes, the Greek Gods, famous for their... chest removals.
reminder.
Why not create an Indie studio and make a video game that incorporates gods and mythology from Sub-Saharan Africa, or create a video game based on South Asian Indian mythology with plenty of cow dung eating, or make a video game using Pre-Christian pagan gods from before the Roman expansion and colonization of Western Europe? Why do they have to change the ethnicity of the Greek Gods? To use the actual mythologies and cultures of people of color is to create actual diversity. That's what Mel Gibson did with Apocalypto and what Disney did with the animated Mulan film and they actually had to learn about the cultures of peoples of color instead of slapping on Black face, cow dung face or Yellow face onto Greek or Roman gods.
The Greek gods are the popular ones everybody knows. It's unironically the same reason they latched on to Marvel and Star Wars.
moron in your pic doesn't understand greek mythology and the cultural significance of skin color. Skin colour had frick-all to do with ethnicity in greece and everything to do with status, trade, work ethic, etc.
Is this the first game from Supergiant is a straight up sequel, number slapped onto the title of the original name and everything?
They used to be so creative and constantly push new ground, but i guess they reached that phase in a dev studio's life cycle where money trumps all other considerations.
Will they ask Timmy for Epic games exclusivity free dosh this time too?
Hades sold 10x more than any of their other games, its not terribly surprising they would compromise their creativity to make a sequel.
This is a common tactic. They count on the brand and consumer ignorance.
Didn't an Assassins Creed with a female protagonist come out over a decade ago?
Must kiss abs
>draw a man
>call it a woman
It’s 2024, no one cares if you’re gay anymore anon
I think you're too terminally online, have been jerking off to gay hentai too much, and have told too much propaganda by America, anon. Homosexuality is still and will forever be repulsive to the majority of humanity. People will still naturally feel sick when they see 2 men engaging in romance, places like China will still shame you, and you will still get thrown off buildings and/or be decapitated in the Middle East for it. Don't let terminally online prison gay Twitter homos and White leftists/democrats fool your perception of the real world.
this may be shocking to you but i dont care what china and the middle east think
Doesn't matter, since it's not different here in America. Homosexuality still isn't considered normal here either. People getting censored and made to feel bad for being naturally repulsed over homosexuality doesn't mean that it's actually "accepted" nor seen as "normal" now. It just means normal humanity's feelings are being suppressed so a few abnormalities can feel good.
careful, anon. you're supposed to be pretending that being gay in western countries is utterly without any kind of discrimination or disapproval from anyone. otherwise you can't pretend they have no reason to still have activists or talk about those things you've just admitted are real.
Hecate was a goddess of crossroads and witchcraft, why the frick does she have a six pack? It just doesn't fit
the six pack is a set of crossroads for your cum
This goddess belongs to ME
I dont even care about the face
This would have been perfect if there was a pink bush down there
Didn't even try to make her face sexy, probably even avoided it.
Safe horny garbage.
Pirated the first because race swapped gods, was over hyped slop. Skipping this.
Frick off, you probably didn't even beat Hades 1.
You probably killed Hades once and quit.
Wow I'm so glad they're allowing us HADESCHADS with a bit of fan service. Sure it looks like a dude, but us Supergiant cucks can't be choosers.
>That face paint
Wrong she is property of Ares
wiki says ares is her "unmarried consort" whatever that's supposed to mean
She is married to Hephaestus but has sex with Ares
Aphrodite is married to Hephaestus due to an rramgement from Zeus, but often sneaks off to frick Ares.
Being Hephaestus is suffering.
she's ugly but at least it's better than hades 1. legit looks like a man in that game
GHOST BLOWJOB! WOOWOO
Wow! More dyke shit how brave!
>Protagonist confirmed as a lesbo
Well she is greek
>Female protagonist
I sleep
when does the public tech test start?
i found the first protagonist extremely grating after a few hours and i expect this protagonist to be worse and even quippier
No way that design is real. That looks utterly moronic.
>that design
Melinoe's?
How do lesbos cope with the fact that this design appeals to the male gaze?
You sure you're male?
maybe we should call it masculine gaze instead
Lesbians make incels poopie their diaper so it's fine
I doubt many guys are gonna be cooming to that, hence why it's ok. Compare the boatloads of shirtless men in the game to the number of women showing more than a bit of leg and shoulder. Aphrodite is the only exception but she has a troony face to compensate.
thanks for the (You)s morons
I was merely pretending.
It'd be sexy to imagine her bottomless underneath there.
bet she smells
confirmed as a lesbo
you realize in Greek mythology a chunk of the pantheon was gay or bisexual to the point of Zeus raping everything, right
Damn this is alive, I thought it was never coming out.
Looks pretty sick, I loved Hades and it looks like a more fluid version of it, I just hope it's not as grindy but since it's an early access I know it's going to be.
ouf
already leaked
1 sec can upload with crack
No fricking way
is this a controller game or an m&k game
i would recommend controller
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clean steam files
state of this board and not being able to post links
pixeldrain
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crack
it's just steam drm removal and goldberg emu steam API dll
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Sweet.
Basado
Nice. The Russian friends at the forum are on top of their game.
god bless
Ty bro
we lit
confirmed as a lesbo
Where in the video?
Someone answer me? Someone mark the time on the video where it confirms she's a lesbian only?
It was revealed to me in a dream
>legitimately the same exact game
for what reason?
remember darkest dungeon 2
>remember darkest dungeon 2
Its the first thing I think of when it comes to this game. What they're showing gives it credence.
>first game's protagonist swung both ways
>expects the sequel's protagonist to be any different
How the frick are you surprised?
I don't care, the gameplay of the first game was cool but the writing and characters was absolute fricking dogshit. It felt like the greek pantheon if ancient Greece was tumblr.
Looks fun
>DEI game full of troony women and race swapped gods
Who are you quoting?
The game
Which game? Obviously not Hades 2, because we can already see that's not true.
>race swapped gods?
Check
>ugly women
Check
Anyone want to provide a third strike for this homosexual?
You gonna provide some proof or just keep screaming at me until I go away?
Did you not play Hades? Why would you think I'd believe you when you're claiming that they changed those aspects for the sequel?
Your fellow redditors in the thread
The voices in his head
>horny is fine as long as you're a bisexual twitter gay
>Gankerirgin discovers that twitter and left leaning people aren't a hivemind
you dipshits had to invent safe horny as a buzzword because the only shithole still crying about sexy is moronera
>Ganker
>"inventing safe horny"
you'll never make that the truth lol
it was made by Discordgays and TwitterBlack folk who want to make it a "used term" and continue to shitpost with it to date
moron
>clueless Black folk still insisting "safe horny" isn't a thing
Talk publicly online about how you want to top a submissive, feminine woman in bed and generally be the dominant one in a relationship and mating press her until she's pregnant with triplets then about how much you want to get snu-snu'd by le muscle dom mommy "tomboy" and gauge the reactions
>still trying to push your moronic term
lmao you newbies were so clueless you couldn't even read the thread stats
keep licking each other's balls in Discord chats and going "s-s-see it's becoming popular"
Obsessed moron. Keep denying the facts.
irony, thy name is (You)
What are the odds Sweet Baby Inc helped make the game?
It will be all be out in the open when the game gets released. Not enough publicity for anyone to research or write about at the moment.
>race swapped white gods for dindus
>cover up the females
>the one female who isn't covered up looks like a troony
If it's not SBI, then it's someone else.
The director had this amazing "greek gods were not ethnically greek they were just worshiped in greece" EPIPHANY that justified making the gods black (and the humans too) on his own.
The main artist and art director is a chink muttmerican which explains why Hermes and Eurydice look like brown chinks.
They don't need Sweet Baby at all.
These guys made Bastion so I don't know what happened.
bastion didn't have any non-brown women either
Stop spreading this misinformation!
Hades isn't an anti-white game.
And if it was it's not that serious.
And if it is it's a good thing.
>Jen Zee
>Gen Z
you don't let anything slip past you, huh big guy
They're probably gonna show up on the list anyway.
She is actually based though. She wanted every character to be naked but was turned down.
>She wanted every character to be naked but was turned down.
id like proof of that
ctrlcctrlv from wiki
Consort
Hephaestus (divorced)
Ares (unmarried consort)
Several lovers
it literally says divorced did i get it wrong or are both of you moronic
meant for
Depends in who's writing it.
The 'typical' version is that her marriage to Hephaestus was forced and she pretty much went off and fricked whoever she wanted, with it typically being Ares.
her name is fricking Gen Z
I am SHOCKED that the spider doesn't have rule34 yet.
Come on you artists draw her
Is this the dusa of the game?
No, that would be Dora.
How long did the first game leave EA?
troony game. Glad I didn't buy the first.
This is going to flop because they're not catering to the fujos.
Is there a game like Hades but with more anime-ish artstyles?
qrd on the gameplay? More of the same obviously but what's different? Is the boon system more dynamic? Is there progression less linear? Is there still a large focus meta-progression?
Firs three things I see: MC controls players different, enemies fight different, new boon effects.
You also collect materials in this one, looks to be a more in-depth version of the currency system you would spend on mirror upgrades
Well that was easy
5 attemps 0 deaths
thanks for beta testing
I wonder how much more the early access will have
SUPERGIANT BETRAYED US!!!!!!!!!!
Why the frick were we not allowed to romance dusa again? Was it the VA kvetching?
Male sexuality bad
because shes onahole-coded
You like fricking orbs or something?
>Protagonist confirmed as a lesbo
She'd better be literally from Lesbos.
Alright new rule, you can only discuss Hadesa 2 if you actually beat Hades 1.
>reach the epilogue
now that's just unfair, beating hades 10 times is more than enough to filter out the shitposters
the requirement should be having beaten 32 heat
>started playing the technical test
>thought it was neat how the player's moveset is a lot more overpowered and enemies are tougher to compensate
>turns out the boss is actually weaker than the fury
i assume this is some sort of introduction area instead of the proper first? felt way shorter than tartarus. Unless their idea is to give the game a faster start
What was the requirement for finishing the story? I beat the games tons of times on different heats but never unlocked the true ending
beat hades ten times for the main story, the epilogue is a bit more involved since you have to talk to a lot of gods and befriend them
you have to beat it 10 times to get persephone to return, and then deliver the invitations and have the party once you've maxed out reputation with each god.
I legitimately do not care about the characters genders, races, voice actors, developers, anything.
I only care about two things:
>game is fun to play
>sexy porn is made of the characters (optional)
I did get both from Hades 1, so I'm looking forward to 2, especially since I'll just keep pirating them on my switch anyway.
>leftist doesn't care about anti-white bullshit
Stunning.
Brave.
Bold.
After 4 years they better have more content. First one was a joke.
>3 levels (sewers don't count)
>4 bosses
How is this "content" overwhelmingly positive in reviews?
Pretty much making the exact same game. Should have picked a different mythology at least.
I want to buck break Apollo
>sequel to one of the best modern roguelikes
>oh cool a thread
>tranime poltards
i shiggy diggy
Was the same way for Hades 1, you could never discuss it without these people flooding the thread.
>waaah we can't discuss woke games on Ganker
🙁
>First thread was fun as the stream showed off the game and people talked about it
>2nd game someone picks 1 line to turn it into a culture war where half the posts will be a contest of who can be more insufferable
Every
time
>picks 1 line to turn it into a culture war
1 line? How about 1 entire game, soon to be 2?
Soulless, as expected
The Greeks were a bunch of homosexuals who got mogged by persian chads
Stay mad, Xerxes.
>Gods were turning into animals to have sex with humans
>But gay sex is the line
>In greeks of all people
lol
Maybe go play some videogames
Zeus turned himself into a futa version of Artemis to frick one of her girls once.
iirc greeks were having sex with little boys which not only makes them gay but pedo is well
yeah that was the thing, but it was the historical equivalent of Epstein's island. Saying the greeks were gay because a potion of the elite got away with it is like saying "everyone in the 21st centaury was gay, just look how they were okay with their elites raping kids!". In fact I genuinely think historians will say everyone nowadays was bisexual because of how much gay art and culture there is. Like there was BARELY any found in ancient Greece and yet people have ran with the idea homosexuality was promoted then because of that small amount that did exist so we're just fricked.
Hades is the worst roguelike I've played, no interesting builds or cool playstyles. Every run is identical in floors, powers and playstyle
>no interesting builds or playstyles
literal proof youre being a disingenuous moron, its one of the few action roguelikes next to moggers like Isaac that actually has decent build variety
post playtime rn or gtfo
87 hours, don't compare this slop to isaac homosexual
I literally said Isaac mogs it you esl pajeet
Yeah, Hades doesn't rely on dice rolls for difficulty like Isaac does, don't insult it like that
Melinoë sexo
ToT
I literally dont care, panic when the game ends up being shit
am i the only one finding the new portraits kinda boring?
the previous protagonist is polyamorous bisexual
skin color: anything but white
>MC of both games is white
>first new god they show in the sequel is white
frick off
relax, it's obvious that they're putting everything in grey shadows and green sleeves to try to make it look as non white as possible. it's funny, just seeing them fear such a banal thing.
whyte pepo scawy 🙁
if you want hades but with sexy white girls you should've been watching the triple i showcase
>white girls
Anon? Your image?
>it's ok when MY game does inhuman rainbow color skin
are you implying red skin is comparable to brown skin?
Red skin is a completely normal human pigment, unlike black.
It's the other way around, you fricking moron. Black and brown are the default skin colors, white skin is a mutation, which is why light-skinned people are percieved as exotic in majority of places. Get out of your anglo bubble.
This is Vampure Survivors slop.
BUT they turned the fates into e-girls so based.
So what does this even do different? It literally just looks like hades 1 but with slightly different weapons.
>didn't watch any of it
frick off
I skipped around the stream and it literally just looks like the same shit, just very slightly different.
>admits it
alright now get the frick out, your bait isn't working
...bait? How about you stop getting mad and just fricking tell me what the major differences are. I asked because I wanted to actually know, dipshit.
shame they're definitely too left-oriented to talk about the absolute bumfrick deal Hephaestus got(that and it's obviously GURL POWER the game)
>thrown off fricking Olympus after you were born because Hera's an butthole like her hubby
>slapped together with the sexiest woman possible down the line(who is also a very vindictive b***h)
>she hates you, loathes you, mocks you and fricks scores of men behind your back while you have shattered god-legs and need robots to help you move
but only Aphrodite is the victim, because woman
10 to 1 Hephaestus pines about how hard poor Aphrodite had it and how he could see how sad she was and that's why he never minded her sexing other men 🙂
I was going to impregnate my white wife, but since I played Hades, I've left my white wife and I am now looking for a brown woman whom will accept my aryan seed
Why are her eyes like that?
her brother's are the same way
That doesn't answer the question
well heterochromia is a very rare genetic defect that's been mentioned in various myths(like Horus' eyes, one of sun and one of moon) and children born with it were undoubtedly seen as super special
if you're even 4-5/10 in the looks department and have heterochromia your chances of getting a date shoot through the fricking roof
really though it's just fantasy "Bloodline Magic™"
Her dad is the god of the underworld and her mom is a goddess of plants and harvest. She's got divine aspects of both life and death in her lineage which gives her a weird kind of semi-immortal status, same as her brother. Even in the last game it was noted by some characters that he had the scent and fragility of a mortal despite ostensibly being a god.
parents
>picks the wrong doll
Looks pretty much the same. I'm gonna get it because I loved Hades, but I'm not expecting my mind blown because it's pretty much a part 2.
More bosses, more build variety is all I needed. Honestly would like co-op too just for the hell of it.
4+ year for this?
Also get a fricking pop filter holy shit I don't want to hear the spit moving around in your mouth.
some of these boons are so comically overpowered
>literally anything that gives you infinite and rapid magic regen
>aphrodite casts dealing like 150% damage up close (both charged and spam)
Which means there will be much more bullshit
Where is the leak
Thank you anon
Transistor was their best game, I'm dying on my hill.
transistor fricking sucked
it was honestly so overrated
combat was agressively against having actual action and forced you to slowly cheese everything. the turn() timestop was boring as hell
increasing the process level by a decent ammount made it very hard to have a loadout for fluid fast moves instead of relying on turn() to do literally everything
>Transistor
That's a funny way to say Bastion
I really liked Transistor too
I think Pyre is still my favorite
>powerful female who was also straight and utterly devoted to her bf
>one of the villains was an angry lesbian mad that Red refused to buddy up with her
>another is a gay dude who's buttbuddies with another(making 100% of the Camerata non-straight, Royce doesn't give a frick about sex, he wants to math and create shit)
lol
I think they could've used some outside assistance with the Turn() function though, even though I liked the game and the soundtrack the combat just didn't hit perfectly and many prog combinations were ~worthless~
wow
sex confirmed?
zagreus rapes melinoe in lore
wow
so sex confirmed
actually i made it up sorry
Why is she so sauceless compared to Zagreus? Her outfit is incredibly boring and the green arm doesn't make up for it.
imo zagreus had pretty boring design as well
shes really awful as a character. zagreus mogs
is hades 1 the most overrated game ever? i struggle to think of something more overrated. it's like baby's first roguelite so every normie plays it and thinks it's the best thing ever for some reason
it's good top down view hack and slash, there aren't that many of those, name a better one if you know one and while we're at it better roguelike as well
better roguelite: literally all of them except dead cells
better hack and slash: hyper light drifter for indie or any diablo
>literally all of them except dead cells
somehow you didn't name any, again
>hyper light drifter
no it sucks
>diablo
grindy mmorpg nothing hacky or slashy about it
now i can see why you think hades is shit though you just got shit tastes
>i'm such a homosexual that i can't possibly believe my normie roguelite game actually sucks dick like me
alright man, here you go: ftl, gungeon, risk of rain (1), vagante, even fricking mortal sin are all better than this garbage
>ftl
10 minutes flash game
>gungeon
i tried it and only managed to play for like 20 minutes, after a year tried multiplayer with a friend - it happened again only this time he said it first
>risk of rain
it's good for the first run ill give you that but gets repitive on the second, third one at best, and it's not that long either so it gets boring really fast
>vagante
haven't played that one but judging by what you said so far it's probably garbage as well
>mortal sin
looks like actual mortal sin are you going to name something better than hades?
i've been playing diablo 1 for 30 years
No but it is extremely overrated. I have no idea how this game not only got nominated, but won, the award for best action game at the game awards. The gameplay fricking blows.
id say it's good but not award worthy indeed, and that year had good games too this one was just overhyped
Sex with Nemesis
Should’ve made a game set in Norse myth instead.
yeah this is the 2025 goty
anyway the witch boss is kinda moronic, i know it's a fricking alpha but man they need to work a lot
Too bad GTA 6 will be GOTY
Wait Zag had a sister all this time?
And now a e-girl version of Zag, did he marry someone and has a kid now?
Melinoe was born after the events of the first game and she is Persephone's and Hades' child.
She's Zagreus' and Persephone's child.
Honestly I'm in this solely for the music. 1s ost was great.
Looks like the first game which is good enough for me
EZ AF
>80% loss rate
yikes
>reading comprehension
its...not what they mean...you have to kill her 5 times in total...
Yeah I gotta agree, beat her on first try/second run, and she felt like WAY less of a challenge than Meg in the first game.
Actually, the entire first area felt way easier, if I managed to beat it with basically zero upgrades without that much trouble than later on it won't pose a challenge at all.
>dykeshit
honestly, I expect them to have unlockable Zag at some point
This would be the only reason I'd play it. Don't care about kid sis lesbian magick empowerment whatever.
I dont got time to watch the whole 3 hour stream, so what's the premise here? What happened to Zag and Hades and all of that?
Nicked by Chronos who escaped his imprisonment. Either dead or imprisoned themselves.
>More gay agenda
Why? Why does every fricking character have to be some kind of homosexual or "other"?
Zagreus was bi too. Greeks were bi a lot of time.
It literally doesn't matter.
Seeing you straighties and homos shitfling each other over who was and wasn't gay is hilarious. We bichads keep winning.
>buy Hades on Greenlight, play it for 200 hours, love it
>make a thread on Ganker for Hades
>gets 15 replies
>make another thread on Ganker for Hades
>gets like 10 replies
>everyone saying they'll check it out when it is fully released
>fast forward to now, even a preview of the sequel gets a full thread
Anyway, as a very early adopter and hipster of Hades, I think this game looks like it should be DLC and not a full game. I bought Hades on Greenlight and I tried to shill it on Greenlight, but I will be pirating Hades 2
okay?
>buy Hades on Greenlight
Do you mean Epic?
It was EA on Epic for a good while and practically no one talked about it.
>Do you mean Epic?
No, I didn't get it on Epic. I wanted it when it was on Epic, but I did not get it on Epic because frick Epic, I waited until it was on Steam. It was still on Greenlight for at least a few months. This was like November/December 2019 I think, and it looks like it went full release Sept 2020
as someone who plays games a year after their full release, after patches and dlcs, i'll wait and see
the combat is promising but holy frick
the main character is so bad. I actually thought she looked fine albeit rather ugly, but the more i played the shittier she became
>Melinoë is a chthonic nymph or goddess invoked in one of the Orphic Hymns and represented as a bringer of nightmares and madness
Its a "Main character was the villain all along" episode.
who the frick wants endless cutscenes in their roguelike?
I still can't believe that main character has resin on her head. Roll for Arlecchino anon.
What pozzed thing would Hades 2 need to have in order for it to flop hard? Would making the MC be ONLY a lesbian when first game had choices if ya wanna be straight or gay make people not interested?
There was a time when lesbians were considered hot. I think people would accept it as long as it was well written and the game was still fun.
>i need the character i'm controlling to be able to have sex in my roguelike action games
god damn i hate video games
im not getting tricked by this again
the first game was 2-3 hours that I had to repeat over and over
which I refused to
Why is taking them twenty years to make a hades clone when they did the first one? Anyways I'll buy it on sell but really I could just play hades? its not like much of anything will be different.
anyone else feel like her cast is a little underwhelming. and it doesn't seem modifiable/overwritable with boons either.
Watching Vinny's stream of it.
I liked Hades a lot but Hades 2 is looking extremely sleepingface. Literally just DLC-tier.
I'm really disappointed if this is what the final game is going to be like. Supergiant has fallen.
so what's the gameplay like? did they shake it up, or is it just more of the same? always felt like hades had potential to be good but just didn't live up to it, every run ended up being pretty much the same thing with boons not really mattering other than damage numbers.
>so what's the gameplay like?
Its just Hades 1, just with different characters. Literally nothing is truly different.
well that's a shame. i suppose i won't be picking it up then.
I was a little bummed that Supergiant broke their streak of making completely original titles, but I still enjoyed Hades 1 enough to be excited for more