Hades

WHY can I not romance her?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    devs gay

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Haven't been gay enough to let me romance this sheep. I ended up just giving him all my alcohol and completing the game and then dropping any relationship out.

      Having only gay romance for Thanatos who i literally think is just anagram for Satan is not gay enough.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Thanatos who i literally think is just anagram for Satan
        huh?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          1 Corinthians 15:26

          Now go eat some dust.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >1 Corinthians 15:26
            >The last enemy to be destroyed is death
            I still dont understand lmao

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Thanatos
          >hot satan

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        the closet parallel to thanatos is azrael

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Attractive woman not allowed
    Nyx not allowed
    Dusa not allowed
    Artemis not allowed

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She's not really attractive either. For some reason the lead designer is a fan of really weird noses and man chins on female characters. The alternative head tilts for both Nyx and Meg are like 70% worse than the default expressions.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        part of her appeal is the forbidden romance, Zagreus + Nyx, aka Oedipus

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Doujins where a cold woman with a rough personality gets brought out of her shell are the best

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      pass the codes
      please and thank you good anon

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        271916

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Would Chaos watch?

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    "Romance' in games is gay trash shit and needs to be purged.
    Regards, literal troony.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I wish these devs would get a full AAA budget. Imagine what they could do...

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because she was Zagreus's mother figure for the longest time.

    Also because devs are pozzed as frick, so even implied incest is off the table.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Zagreus's mother figure
      thats one big reason why you should be able to romance her, even more in a greek mythology inspired game

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Being a motherfricker is a normal thing for Greek Mythology.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Zagreus's mother figure
        thats one big reason why you should be able to romance her, even more in a greek mythology inspired game

        Nah, they most likely think it's cringe.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    she only fricks shotas

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Heterosexuality is too dangerous to the narrative

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    nah, the target audience for this game is the people who draw these cringe ass fanart

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine not getting one, but TWO pussies.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ?t=214
    I'm glad I played through it enough to enjoy this track to its fullest.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Don't worry Zag she's in good hands now

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I thought hypnos was a girl at first

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because she only like big black wiener

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Fricking hell Oedipus simmer down will you.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's in the blooooooooood
    IT'S IN THE BLOOOooOooooOOOOOooD

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