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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is that image supposed to be the "normal" horny?

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This b***h barely even qualifies for ai generated anitrash

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Call me when we can romance 'dusa

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This, the devs can't just add such an adorable character and not let me date her.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Genuinely why are the designs so all over the place compared to the first game

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is the first one pozzed? I'm thinking of getting it since it's on sale on Steam. People be saying that it's the greatest game ever on some places.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        less so but it had the beginnings of it, like black greek gods and some incredibly tumblr troony designs. It's a pretty good game otherwise though so it's ignorable there

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the protagonist is bi and you can try to romance anyone

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If you consider some of the gods being suspiciously tan then yes, otherwise no

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        early game is a slog. Gameplay is pretty good once you upgrade the mirror and weapons.

        As for story, eh, its alright. What’s really interesting is the amount of dialogue the game has to respond to you when you do something.

        Good for a 30-60 min play each day or so.

        Btw the Chiron bow is cracked. If you want to win, use that. Spear is kinda shit unless you do a cast build or maxxed guanyu spear.

        Genuinely why are the designs so all over the place compared to the first game

        I think the artists were outsourced. Hades 1 had a lot more consistent design overall - same lightning, color values, that sort of thing.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I liked spear, some of my fastest runs were with hades aspect

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            damn really? How? I got 32 heat once with guan yu. Other aspects didn’t work for me.

            Do you take artemis rather than going for priviledged status?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          For me the gun was always the ez mode weapon. Been a while since I played so I don't remember much but I never lost a run with that thing.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            the gun doesn’t stagger but since it fires so many rounds if you stack boons on it, you can get a lot of DPS. Poseidon + Zeus boons can allow you to deal 2 DoT at once. Even Demeter boons alone is good with it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >People be saying that it's the greatest game ever
        Its not even their fricking best game. Its alright but what the frick are people on?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      because the artists spent more time trying to make sure the designs arent too sexy and diverse than to make them actually good and consistent.
      I dont understand what the obsession was with making every greek god a disgusting Black person or some sort of mulatto that looks at home in a san francisco university

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sour infant input

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She looks like a dog

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >bean mouth tumblroid
    shit.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >No massive breasts
    >Dressed modestly
    >No panties (with a bulge)
    It's shit.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    troony game

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Should be right up your alley then.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You will never be a woman

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ugly little shit. I really wish western artists would try to emulate anime and manga art better, we could actually have hot girls then.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >cal arts bean mouth

    Herbed and spiced

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine your dick is sticking out on the dirt.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that is lovingly animated. maybe the animator is a footchad.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Probably just trying to emulate that because it's a known thing in souls games and they want to be likened to it.
        The artist seems like a tumblrina.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why does melinoe frick her adoptive mother?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      gods dont frick so much as they materialize a new divine essence

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >gods dont frick
        >Zeus proceeds to change into an animal and rape yet another woman.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          that woman is not a god so yeah he would have to frick her, but as far as other gods he would not frick them because they are not flesh

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why is seemignly everyone in this game either black or brown?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Because brown girls are fricking hot

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          ok weirdo

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They're Greek

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >her

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ugly character design and ugly art style this is the game trannies are hyping up?

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    homer
    from simpson?

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She looks like she's from a shitty cartoon with a shoestring budget that was greenlit for a full season but ran into so many issues that only 4 episodes were ever produced.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Melinoe, get Homer a beer.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >hades
    just go watch gay porn

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it is only safe horny if she is not barefoot

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she's barefoot

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >homer
    sneed reference

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >calarts bean face

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So they make a repetitive art style in Japan and it's okay
      But California does it and it's bad

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    since no one else will post it and people keeping going on about the art

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is everything about sex?

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >nymph
    >wearing clothes
    Yeah I'm out.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wacky that this is one of the best looking pieces of art in this disaster.

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