hades woke shit

>Here's your crippled, prosthetic & wheelchair using, obese, god of the forge bro.
passing on this slop thanks.

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >a literal god using a fricking wheelchair

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why shouldnt he bigot

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Because he's a fricking god and master of making shit. He should at least build some mechanical legs or something

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He did but he's lazy.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Fair enough

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Did you get F/GO brainrot that you think Greek mythology was always sci-fi and that Heph can produce robot legs?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If only there were other myths about haphaestus creating mechanical creatures including robot waifus and titanic automatons that could be used as an inspiration for this

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >you think Greek mythology was always sci-fi and that Heph can produce robot legs?
            Can you explain why there is a fricking magazine fed full-auto rifle with grenade launcher as a weapon choice then?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              gottem

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Did you ever pay attention in class?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Greek mythology was always sci-fi and that Heph can produce robot legs?
            Have you never read the fricking Iliad before?

            He spake, and from the anvil rose, a huge, panting bulk, halting the while, but beneath him his slender legs moved nimbly. The bellows he set away from the fire, and gathered all the tools wherewith he wrought into a silver chest; and with a sponge wiped he his face and his two hands withal, [415] and his mighty neck and shaggy breast, and put upon him a tunic, and grasped a stout staff, and went forth halting; but there moved swiftly to support their lord handmaidens wrought of gold in the semblance of living maids. In them is understanding in their hearts, and in them speech [420] and strength, and they know cunning handiwork by gift of the immortal gods. These busily moved to support their lord, and he, limping nigh to where Thetis was, sat him down upon a shining chair; and he clasped her by the hand, and spake, and addressed her: “Wherefore, long-robed Thetis, art thou come to our house, [425] an honoured guest and a welcome? Heretofore thou hast not been wont to come. Speak what is in thy mind; my heart bids me fulfill it, if fulfill it I can, and it is a thing that hath fulfillment.”

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >anon hasn't read the story of Talos

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You didn't play the firat game it seems

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He literally does in the OP pic

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >has to stand all the time
          Why can't a bro just sit down?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you actual snotnosed fricking morons, one of the most well known parts about Hephaestus in mythology is that hes a crippled cuck whos legs dont work - thats why Aphrodite bangs Ares over him. stop turning existing myths into fuel for your muh culture war horseshit

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They don't learn anything but charging phones and tiktok in school anymore.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Lameness =/= being a fricking wheelchair bound cripple you disingenuous c**t.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Would you rather he be crawling around on screen with backwards feet and one shrivelled leg niggy? Gtfo

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Why would he be crawling around, his disfigurement is that he had clubbed feet not a fricked up leg.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              YWNBAW

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              That was before they threw him off a mountain.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Well if it was good enough for Justice League Unlimited...

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That does sound funny

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          How do you know he's wheelchair bound?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DELETE THIS YOU'RE HURTING THE CULTURE WAR

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What myth was it, because that cites a source from 2006.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              the iliad

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            THE GREEKS HAD WHEEL CHAIRS?

            Huh. Also, Aphrodite is sexy now

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Imean, they had wheels, and they had chairs. Surely, ancient civilization had wheelchairs.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Definitely better, although giving her weapons is weird.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Aphrodite as a war god was a thing
                https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aphrodite_Areia

                I think the theory is that Ares got captured and so she's taking up his role in this game, she has his facepaint

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Huh, why were the Spartans like this?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Theory is that Aphrodite has roots in older gods like Ishtar, who were also more warlike. The Romans also had Venus be warlike at times too.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                We dont know. We got guesses but reality is spartans were functionally the equivalent of a slave trading tribe in Africa. All our records, mentions of them and history of them comes from external sources, they didnt write shit down they didnt build anything, they weren't major navigators or explorers. Honestly they also literally never won a major war without some other big ppwer baxking them up, so their status as great warriors is debatable.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >We dont know. We got guesses but reality is spartans were functionally the equivalent of a slave trading tribe in Africa. All our records, mentions of them and history of them comes from external sources, they didnt write shit down they didnt build anything, they weren't major navigators or explorers. Honestly they also literally never won a major war without some other big ppwer baxking them up, so their status as great warriors is debatable.
                pure Athenian seethe

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Go back to begging the persians for soldiers, money and weapons to win a war because you are too much of a stupid Black person to figure out how walls work.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                THE GREEKS HAD WHEEL CHAIRS?

                Huh. Also, Aphrodite is sexy now

                both have man faces, you are a homosexual for lusting after men

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                She has a very feminine body that no troon would have. You need to calm your jets.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Man torso

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                the Aphrodite cult spread to Greece from Sparta and was based from Astarte a war goddess

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Somehow the civilization with Chariots can't figure out the basic idea of attaching wheels to a chair for cripples to move around comfortably
              Cmon mang

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              too hot, they'll definitely ESG her.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            His entire family were massacred by a wheel that rolled in to town one day. Don’t trivialise his trauma

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If you ever read the Iliad, which I know you haven't, you would know the wheel chair of all things is the least stupid part of his design to complain about. You dumb Black person, shut the frick up.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Nah it's a valid point because the wheelchair is a 1 by 1 copy of a modern wheelchair they didn't even bother to make it something creative like a reverse chariot or sedan, have a nice day btw.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Hades 1 had a fricking gun

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          he was literally thrown off Olympus as an infant you cretin

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Why is a god lame to begin with?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            because greek gods were funny characters from plays they liked

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The Greek Gods are more like soap opera characters that happen to have superpowers.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Hera cucked Zeus with creation.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Hephaestus got thrown off Mt. Olympus twice, once by Hera because he was a ugly baby, and again by Zeus because he tried to stop him from beating up Hera

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Was Zeus on the right or should have let him beat the shit out of Hera, to be fair if you get beated up by a cripple....

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Ancient European cultures understood that gods were more relatable and interesting if they had flaws and personalities. The gods reflect the natural world and the nature of man, so have foibles and imperfections. Contrast them with the Abrahamic god, who is the equivalent of a kid on the playground who always says 'Yeah well my power is the same as yours except it's stronger and I have no weaknesses and I can have any new power I want.'

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              so polytheists were the ancient equivalent of capeshit fans?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No, because capeshit is juvenile and purely entertainment. Nobody is staring down certain death, looking for that last ounce of courage to make his death meaningful, and calls out to Batman or Captain America for strength. Ancient gods were important to the people who believed in them. They were life and death. They were integral to the fabric of their world.
                I know you're just being flippant and spewing buzzwords because you want to fit in, but you'd probably benefit from educating yourself.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >'Yeah well my power is the same as yours except it's stronger and I have no weaknesses and I can have any new power I want.'
              The final boss of Medaka Box did that and she was hot as frick. Omnipotent brats are the peak of fetish material.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It wasn't a cuck religion about bending the knee to a nonsense power fantasy

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          the worst post of the day.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No, hes not lame in that he cant walk, hes hunched and crooked, ugly and with club foot but hes not wheelchair bound. If he was in a wheelchair he could not move around his workshop.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >If he was in a wheelchair he could not move around his workshop.
          You assume he never gets out of the wheelchair for some dumb reason.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >hes crippled but he can just get up and walk whenever he wants
            Thats a bit silly.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              People in real life use wheelchairs to help them get around even though they can technically walk a bit. It's not just for when you're literally incapable of standing.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Lazy homosexuals should stop being fricking liars

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You've never known someone in a wheelchair have you? Do you see the mechanical leg?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Never known anyone in a wheelchair who could get off it whenever and worked a physical job no.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Never known anyone in a wheelchair
                We know.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                People who fake injuries arent decent people.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Never known anyone in a wheelchair
                How many people have you known that were wheelchair bound?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                How many people in wheelchairs have you known who could carry thousands of pounds of steel around a forge?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                How many people in wheelchairs have you known that were literal gods?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I don't know any Greek Gods.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                How many people in not in wheelchairs have you known who could carry thousands of pounds of steel around a forge?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                2. Strongman comp in my city was cool to watch. You still havent explained how the guy in a wheelxhair is supposed to be move hundreds of pounds of metal and all this heavy weight while being fat and slovenly in a wheelchair.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >You still havent explained how the guy in a wheelxhair is supposed to be move hundreds of pounds of metal and all this heavy weight while being fat and slovenly in a wheelchair.
                He isn't a guy, he's a God and he isn't in the wheelchair when he's working.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He built the wheel chair to flex on the other gods. It's meant to be more like a chariot.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >hes just in a wheelchair whenever but not when he needs to work
                Hes not bacchus, he isnt that much of a lazy c**t.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Stump gets sore after a long day at the forge.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >he isn't in the wheelchair when he's working.
                So he's just lazy.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Says the person that doesn't know the wheelchair wasn't invented till the 17th century AD. Eight centuries after the religion was dead.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        troony mythology.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t care that he’s using a wheelchair. We had this discussion a million times, it’s the fact they put the least effort into those designs and it makes it look lame as shit.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Masatu(pic releated), Charles Xavier’s floating chair, Nagi Tahira but these devs always take the lazy and simple route

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        if his legs are crippled he'a supposed to look lame

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >if his legs are crippled he'a supposed to look lame
          Liberals have the most insane backhanded complimentary logic, it’s insane.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He made a pun you insufferable moron.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Housamo did it better

      hephaestus is a cripple but the wheel chair is moronic. just give him prosthetics like every other design.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        > like every other design.
        Literally less creative at this point.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Holy shit is this what female coomer designs look like to people who aren't interested? This is awful.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know whether OP is moronic or just fishing for (You)s, so I'm going to just save and go make a pot roast.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I assume some people make purposefully moronic OPs to see how many hispanics and indians will actually agree with it.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Aeeeee the canonically crippled god is crippled aeeeeeee

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Omg he's a fricking cripple like me!

    Who the frick says this shit?

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thanks I'll play the game now.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hades is a troony game. This was established at AGDQ this year when they had a mutt troony couple "racing" each other

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hephaestus is literally an ugly cripple in mythology though
    If anything he looks too good in this

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This, people are fricking idiots

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This, people are fricking idiots

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >posts GT
        >calls others trannies

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you just know a baragay designed this character and is jerking off furiously too it

      lol, do you know anything about greek mythology? The fricker was thrown off a mountain and crippled.

      He's known for being hideous.

      I agree with all these, the prosthetic and wheelchair feel oddly at odds like he should bee able to make something more practical out of either of them instead of having shit versions of both, but he's just straight up too pretty to bee Haephestus
      not sure if I care for the gut either, I can see they might have been going for something like a strongman/strongfat look, but as a blacksmith of the gods he probably shouldn't be that fat
      it just feels like throwing a bunch of "diverse" and horny traits together and it just doesn't feel genuine more than anything else

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >moron who never fricking read greek mythology before
    I understand the wheelchair being a bit moronic but if any god was going to be a fricked up strongfat cripple it'd be Hephaestus. Dude was thrown off of fricking Mount Olympus as a child for being 'ugly' and was disfigured further from his fall.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Give the wheelchair some spider legs and I'm sold

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >noooooo they turned the cripled and cucked god into a crippled god
    they did him a favor

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/XGo2nZb.jpeg

      >Here's your crippled, prosthetic & wheelchair using, obese, god of the forge bro.
      passing on this slop thanks.

      Larry don't hurt me.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >autistic alphabet soup moron gets hired to write slop like this for minimum wage
      >offputting chuddy morons online get baited into freely sharing and promulgating it everywhere they go, marketing the product for free
      >purchasing the game becomes entirely about values signaling, detestable shut-ins with anger problems hate this slop therefore the morally correct current thing crowd buys it to spite them
      >game sales now detached from product quality, letting you run a developer slaughterhouse that churns through low wage low skill workers

      it's actually amazing how well this worked for a while though market saturation and a tightening financial market are beginning to undermine the returns

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's funny you think the tide isn't turning and Human Whites hating on nignogs isn't reassuming the mainstream.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine the fricking rage from this gay if a series showed white Egyptian gods

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I love Pharoah. It’s a great roguelike, has a cleverly-crafted story, and is stuffed with beautiful art and design. But what I like most about it is its commitment to diversity among its characters.

        Pharoah’s pantheon of Egyptian gods is diverse. Horus is a fair-skinned German woman. Anubis is northern Irish. Osiris is east Irish. Isis, my favorite, is a white woman crowned with a beautiful ponytail made from the branches and canopy of a tree.

        Yet when I highlighted this wealth of people of beauty in my gushing over Pharoah, I was told by a commenter that “Egyptian mythological heroes and Aryan does [sic] not fit together.” Though completely ahistorical, a lot of video games featuring these myths seem to believe the same, at least in terms of their design.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Horus is a fair-skinned German woman. Anubis is northern Irish. Osiris is east Irish. Isis, my favorite, is a white woman crowned with a beautiful ponytail made from the branches and canopy of a tree.
          are any of them egyptian?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No, that's the point.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Literally that Gerard Butler movie from like 2015

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That was a weird film, Set and Horus are two northern europeans, but Thoth is a Sub Saharan African

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >download game
      >nice movement
      >sees Black person greek gods
      >uninstal
      >delete torrent

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That was my experience with it too

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hades was always tumblr

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Brush up on your mythos moron. He's not just made like that for this game

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    BELLY

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Helped developed by Sweet Baby Inc
    Super Giant is fricking dead

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >could have designed him with a robot hand to suffice cripple quota
    >use wheelchair
    Yeah, it's a troony game alright. Why didn't they make hom a Black person? Might as well go all the way.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He was specifically lame while also an expert craftsman. Having two functioning hands and bum legs makes more sense.

      That said, they could have made the wheelchair more interesting than just being a 1:1 modern wheelchair.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If it was some mechanical chariot and he was still standing maybe, MAYBE it could have been passable, but no the troony subhumans want all that DEI money wiener down their throat.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          There are multiple myths that portray Hephaestus as using some manner of device analogous to a wheelchair, usually referred to as some sort of sitting chariot or a literal wheeled chair.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >unfunny twitter meme
      >doesnt read enough to know basic greek mythology
      rope now

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Did the Greeks have wheelchairs you disingenuous troony homosexual?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          does your neovag have its dilator? rope now, YWNBAW

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >wikipedia as a source

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >b-bro you cant just cite the iliad when talking about greek mythology

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >w-wikipedia as a source!
              you would know its true if you ever read beyond a 1st grade level and actually read classics like the Iliad, i accept your concession and self report niggy

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You're literally a disgusting troony thoughie.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >ah frick, now everyone knows im a blubbering esl who didnt take a basic 10th grade english course where they make us read homer
                >I know! ill call them troons!
                rope at the earliest convenient hour, ywnbaw

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No uing is kinda cringe thoughever.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              moron.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Frick that woketard Homer what the frick does that liberal arts poet troony know about the gods?!

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >wikipedia as a source

            >troony troony troony troony troony

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They had chariots and wheels. Wheelchairs arent that complicated mechanically. Either way a god of the forge could have made it

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They do apparently.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            oh yeah and the greeks totally had sunglasses too back when they were alive. this is obviously ai generated

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I dunno, ask Hephaestus. Gods are immortal so he should be around.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No, but they didn't have actual otherworldly entities running around having incestuous relations with each other either.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No shit the first game was woke and race changed the greek pantheon of gods so the sequel is doubling down on all forms of woke pandering, not surprising.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      is that a WHEELCHAIR for the ugly and deformed god? HELP ME Black personMAN IM BEING GENOCIDED

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't really care about what political agenda the devs may or may not have. I really don't give a shit. But I do think the art of the greek gods in Hades is generally ugly, and I don't like ugly art in my video games.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you just know a baragay designed this character and is jerking off furiously too it

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lol, do you know anything about greek mythology? The fricker was thrown off a mountain and crippled.

    He's known for being hideous.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The hephaestus thing is fine. All Supergiant games are woke trash made by degenerates. If you're excited for gender swapped Zagreus who is almost certainly going to be a lesbian or at least bi I don't know what to tell you. Except for dilate ywnbaw.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I already made this thread. You can't make this thread

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >samsung internet

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hypnos new design

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      cute and would. much better than hades 1.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I regret hating Hypnos so much in Hades 1

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      heem sleepy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      damn son he's super comfy
      sleep tight Hypnos

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    frick me i tough you were joking about him being black and i did not notice the metal leg and wheelchair

    WHY DOES HE HAVE A METAL LEG IF HE STILL HAVE TO USE THE WHEEL CHAIR

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >him being black
      frick i meant fat

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The stump gets sore after a long day standing at the forge.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Odysseus.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      any other jrpgtards think he looks like an archer from etrian odyssey or just me

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wtf why isn't he aryan

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >wtf why isn't he aryan

        He looks like somebody from Mediterr-Middle East, so yes, he looks Aryan

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      These frickers are holding off on Hercules so that they can stretch the Hades franchise as much as possible

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I imagine Hercules will be the equivalent of Theseus in 2

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the canonically crippled god in a wheelchaired, with fricked up legs, whose famous for building automatons
    >is crippled and in a wheelchair, with a mechanical prosthetic in place of his fricked up leg
    Like the only creative choice here that's taking some liberties is how obese he is. But considering how crippled and canonically fricked up he is, it genuinely isn't difficult to imagine that he'd grow fat.

    Hephaestus isn't some admirable figure. Especially not as far as his body is concerned.
    He is like the gods' punching bag and a canonical cuck.

    So yeah. What's the big deal? Are you mad that they did Hephaestus faithfully or are you mad that they featured him at all?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >faithfully
      Nice of you to take the Santa Monica cope cop out to why Odin is a sniveling bald israelite and Thor is some fat cuck with a bulging beer gut.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Frick you. I hate God of War. And how is that even equivalent?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Because you hide behind the veil of """""historical accuracy"""""" to excuse your dogshit ugly designs of something already done better before.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Because you hide behind the veil of """""historical accuracy"""""" to excuse
            Oh frick you.
            So yeah. Your issue is that they made Hephaestus the cripple loser that he is meant to be. And you wanted them to disregard how he is actually described and depicted in the legends.

            Why didn't you just say so?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              When will we apply historical accuracy to the Black person gods?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >the Black person gods?
                What Black person gods?
                None of them look like Black folk. That elysium dude and the broccoli head lady are the only black people.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            you hide behind the veil of """""historical accuracy"""""" to push your agenda.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            So now we've pivoted 180 degrees and are just actively advocating for ignoring the source material?
            That's a plot twist I did not expect. But now that I think about it, maybe I should have.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Because you hide behind the veil of """""historical accuracy""""""
            You argue like a troony. Hopefully you have a nice day one day like them too.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Odin is whatever but drop the disingenuous shit about Thor already
        the strongest men in the world have a gut get over it

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No I play video games to not be reminded of the fake, gay and ugly world we live in. There was no reason to make Thor an ugly fat homosexual with no shirt.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            hit too close to home, Black person?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            the world we live in is wonderful and beautiful bro it's not gay or ugly

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >No I play video games to not be reminded of the fake, gay and ugly world we live in
            That's neat. I don't like defending GoW but not every game is meant to cater to you.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        GoW Thor looks like some guy who used to be in peak physical condition but got fat after years of doing nothing but drinking and sitting around. Exactly like he's portrayed as in the game.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >he believed men were Gods

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Odin is a sniveling bald israelite
        read the Eddas

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >wheelchairs are bad
    ENTER

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the gods being colored was woke enough

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Artemis new design

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Still the best

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >hit with the western game ugly atick
      You hate to see it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Are you blind?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          How much do you get paid for defending troony games that suck DEI wiener? Honest question because wasting your free time to defend homosexual games is some serious mental illness.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I was going to say she's cute but the more I look at her face the weirder it looks. something is wrong with that face

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She looks cuter imo.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She looks confident and more mature rather than having youthful unconfident vibes.

        I want to see Zagreus's design.

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i don't care, you can be as woke as you want when you put out pure kino like transistor.

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    https://i.imgur.com/XGo2nZb.jpeg

    >Here's your crippled, prosthetic & wheelchair using, obese, god of the forge bro.
    passing on this slop thanks.

    >Here's your crippled, prosthetic & wheelchair using, obese, god of the forge bro.
    Based. Go woke, get gold!
    >passing on this slop thanks.
    Chuds filtered

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    To be fair the art style is pretty gay.

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We wuz Greek godz n shiet

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Greeks arent white

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The original Greeks where before they got Arabized

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    but that's Hephaestus, his thing is that he's hideous and a cripple but really good at forging shit, no?

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    NOOOOOO IT'S WOKE IT'S WOKE

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      AIEEEEEEE SAVE ME MARBLESTATUEMAN

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I want historical accurate!!!!!
      >NO NO NOT THAT ONE!!!!
      Kek duality of chuds exposed

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My narrative! My precious narrative!!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        samegayging moron

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      see
      [...]

      Get
      fricked

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >spanish

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >french

          >Portuguese

          so? it fricks you in three languages

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >hebrew

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >french

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Portuguese

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you are made of gaslight
      expected for a leftist

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      NO... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yet the actual design is nothing that cool. It’s just a typical wheelchair with a Greek paint job.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      AIEEEEEEE SAVE ME MARBLESTATUEMAN

      >I want historical accurate!!!!!
      >NO NO NOT THAT ONE!!!!
      Kek duality of chuds exposed

      My narrative! My precious narrative!!

      NO... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

      >seething so hard he needs to spam the thread
      over what?

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >woke
    You guys are a broken record of complete boredom.

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i think at this point, they say specifically: "how can we design a character that will LITERALLY piss the FRICK out the Ganker crowd?"

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Zeus

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The protochad from which all lesser chads flow.

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Here is what Hephaestus really looks like!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >AI thinks Hephaestus looks like Zeus with a hammer and tongs

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That very innaccurate
      Here the real one

      NOOOOOO IT'S WOKE IT'S WOKE

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i cant believe they fricked up his iconic third eye

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >ai slop all over google now

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's kind of annoying, I'll agree, but trannies inevitably killing themselves over it compounded with everything else in their lives makes it worth it.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >but trannies inevitably killing themselves over it compounded with everything else in their lives makes it worth it.
          Sometimes I can't believe these people aren't a poorly played bit or joke. I think if these people talked to a trans person and took time to try understand them they'd change. Who I'm I kidding though, people like this lack empathy in the first place

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Trannies rape and murder children they aren't human and never will be, sick men playing a fetish in public.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Trannies rape and murder children they aren't human and never will be, sick men playing a fetish in public
              This never happened
              Only in conservatives fantasy

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                All the blue states are too busy searching bbc and cuckoldry

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                A freakish majority of trannies in prison are there for sex crimes according to FBI stats.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I care about trans people as humans but they have been fricked in the head, it is significantly more likely that this is another one of many socially contagious mental illnesses than there being any biological factor, they are just mindfricked and going psycho. of course people are annoyed at having to deal with their shit and have people berate them for not allowing them to tell their kids about how they might also be like them if they have anything but the most typical gender expression during development, even pre-puberty. You have to be a selfish piece of shit to try to spread it and they deserve to be told to frick off and die when they try, despite how pathetic they are.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      UGH TOO MUCH SOVL

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Discord trannies btfo.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >3 of the 5 images are clearly generated by AI
      grim

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >here’s what this imaginary person looked like
      cool, thanks bro

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    back in my day, trolling meant something

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he's crippled in greek lore. I guess they could take away the wheelchair though. I love when ignorant morons get upset over things they know nothing about.

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Boo, he was way better last game

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        lolno
        he was literally the worst design in the last game

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can't you guys just admit the game is fun? Isn't the gameplay enough for you to overlook the visual appearance of the characters?

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Yes anon
    White and political
    Male and political
    able-bodied and political

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this meme is hilarious

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How do these moronic leftoids mental gymnist this shit? They really fricking think some magical wheelchair in a setting were healing magic exists would be something useful and practical.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If blind monks and blind samurai exist why wheelchair don't?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Because unlocking a sixth sense makes more sense than a fricking wheelchair existing in settings where stairs and ladders were the main way to get to high ground.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >a fricking wheelchair existing in settings where stairs and ladders were the main way to get to high ground.
            anyone using one in this kind of setting knows that and probably has some capability to still handle it anyway.
            they have serious upper body strength, or magic, or neat little inventions to help them out.
            You are imaginatively bankrupt if in a world of magic and hero’s rising though adversity you see a wheel chair bound character as something that doesn’t fit.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous
              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >you weren't playing a person
                No fricking shit, it's a role-playing game
                They are playing a role
                If they want their character to be crippled, then it's a core aspect of the role
                They're not real fricking people dipshit

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                if being crippled is a "core aspect" of a role then you don't know shit about characterization. What a character looks like, their actions, inner thoughts, reactions, and speech.are all core aspects of a role.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >if being crippled is a "core aspect" of a role then you don't know shit about characterization
                Literally in the next sentence
                >What a character looks like, their actions
                Guess how being crippled might change those two things!

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                it would change absolutely nothing if you knew what you were talking about

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >being crippled would change the way you look and the actions you take which you already admitted are core aspects of characterization
                >nuh uh
                Riveting

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                To be fair, having Hephaestus cured of his gimp legs would ruin him because that's literally a foundational part of his character. He's ugly, he's lame, and he's either despised or looked down upon by almost every other god in the pantheon, despite being the guy who makes all their cool stuff.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                disabilities shape development

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              If he has
              >serious upper body strength, or magic, or neat little inventions to help them out.
              Then why the frick does he need the wheelchair?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Because it was a fun project and it's fun to zoom around the workshop.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              anon thats the fricking point
              in a world where all of that is possible, WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE A MODERN WHEELCHAIR?
              Why can't it be a mount?
              Why can't it be any other kind of magical seat?
              Why can't it be an enchanted set of armor that lets you walk?
              Why can't it be magic peglegs or some shit?
              Why can't it be actually functioning legs because (in most settings) YOU CAN PAY SOMEONE TO BRING SOMEONE BACK FROM THE DEAD
              trying to force all of these possible answers to the question of "legs don't work, how do adventure" into a wheelchair is why people find it ridiculous, and virtue signaling of the highest order since its clear whatever suit thought it up in some WotC diversity meeting hasn't had anything resembling an original thought in their lives, but pushed it through regardless
              its so inorganic that its honest to god poisoned the idea of wheelchairs in a setting with the slightest hint of magic in it, now you have threads like these popping up whenever anything like a wheelchair appears
              It's ridiculous, deserving of ridicule, plain and simple

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE A MODERN WHEELCHAIR
                Does it look like a modern wheelchair though?
                What modern wheelchairs look like that?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'll grant you that its made of wood whereas actual wheelchairs are usually metal, but every time these magic wheelchairs are brought up its almost always in the same shape as a modern wheelchair of
                >two big wheels
                >two little wheels
                >foot rest
                >high back
                >arm rests
                >able to be pushed
                granted, maybe this is simply a practical and self evident design but I return to my second objection
                why can't it be any other kind of seat, magical or otherwise?
                where are the litters or wagons, or even chariots and thrones?
                where are the gigahomie mages flexing their arcane might and floating their un-wheeled chairs into battle with but a thought?
                why does it have to be two big wheels and two small wheels?
                has there never been a crippled third son of a mage that got/made a shitty chair with four little or big wheels because he thought it should match and he didn't know better?
                this is what I mean anon, it doesn't HAVE to be a modern wheelchair, but whenever they appear its almost always in that shape

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Too many question that all have the same answer

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >>two big wheels
                >>two little wheels
                >>foot rest
                >>high back
                >>arm rests
                >>able to be pushed
                >granted, maybe this is simply a practical and self evident design but I return to my second objection
                But outside of two big wheels. We can't see shit about what his wheelchair looks like. Because we barely get to see it with the angle of the image and the text box in front.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, it just requires some creativity. Like Astragoth.

                >Instead of just being a boring paraplegic, his limbs are turning to stone, which is flavourful for a fantasy setting
                >Instead of using a modern wheelchair, he uses a steam-powered exoskeleton, which evokes Chaos Dwarfs' mastery over machining combined with their willingness to do anything to themselves to further their cause
                >It has purpose for his character - all Chaos Dwarf sorcerors eventually turn to stone, but by finding a way around it he's been able to remain active far longer than any other, which both causes resentment from other Chorfs who want his old ass gone and also makes him more dangerous because his age grants him experience and magical power beyond any other Chorf
                >It has gameplay implications because the hydraulic limbs are actually superior to his old flesh ones, letting him stand taller than any other Chorf and zip around as fast as a horse without getting tired

                This is how you make a cool fantasy cripple.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm pretty sure, like 80% sure, old Hephaestus had automaton servants who would carry him and his tools around. This wasn't gleaned from old art like

                NOOOOOO IT'S WOKE IT'S WOKE

                which again, is pure speculation from the fact there's a wheel on it. It was actually stated that he had mechanical helpers who did almost everything for him that didn't involve the actual smithing.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Because the lack of legs equivalent would be moving around with your arms like a gorilla, not a wheelchair.
          Which to be fair, actually sounds cool now that I say it out loud.
          Meanwhile the blind equivalent of a wheelchair is one of those dogs or a literal stick, which is uncool when blind monks are literally developing supernatural powers from their lack of functioning eyes.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They just think it looks cool, to them

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's fricking stupid and they should be mocked and bullied into suicide for ever thinking anyone would want their moronic idea.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          why do leftists have such awful taste?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Some do, some don't.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              way to dance around the question, why even waste your time with this shit? you really want me to fricking clarify my question or just argue with your irrelevant comment? you people are so repulsively stupid.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Some leftists are stupid some aren't

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                and you seem to be in the stupid camp, fricking homosexual. think about what you've done wrong.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >get random comment halfway agreeing with you
                >lose your shit

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                doesn't matter if he's agreeing with me, he didn't understand my post so his reply is completely irrelevant. a waste of time, just like you.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Why are you so angry?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                because half of this board are trannies, frick all of you for allowing this to happen. it's literally over.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Hello.

                Some do, some don't.

                doesn't answer your question, it rejects its faulty premise of leftists inherently having shit taste and instead stating that shit taste is independent of political leanings. Case in point

                I don’t care that he’s using a wheelchair. We had this discussion a million times, it’s the fact they put the least effort into those designs and it makes it look lame as shit.

                was drawn by a turbo woke leftie and is a completely different way of handling a character with a walking disability. Some others think wheelchairs are cool and would rather focus their concepts on those instead.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                what a novel revelation. what was the point of you repeating what he said in more words? do you look up to him or something?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You said it was a waste of time. It was, in fact, a refutation of your claim and not a waste a time.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >slayer literally too angry to die
      >fast (for a dwarf)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      just knock them over.

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He was a gimp not a full cripple
    Frick wokes and their obsessions with representation
    no wonders every game they put off slowly fails and break their companies
    https://slaynews.com/news/blackrock-ceo-melts-down-profits-plummet-woke-esg-agenda/?utm_source=ground.news&utm_medium=referral

    everything woke turns to shit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      see

      NOOOOOO IT'S WOKE IT'S WOKE

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        now post more than one example. or are you trying to say that one fanfic writer dictates all of mythology?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          True, frick that woke ass Greek. I bet he supported trannies even back then too.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          oh man wait till your learn what mythology is

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            god you sound like a redditor, it's almost like your point works for me and you don't even realize it

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              you sound like a troony, ywnbaw

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you're trying way too hard to fit in

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hephaestus is primarily depicted in one of two ways.

      1. Lame from birth.
      or
      2. Crippled from falling from being thrown from the skies and crashing into the earth below.

      But in both kinds of depictions. His legs are fricked.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes he is lame.
        Who ever denied that?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The anon denied that Hephaestus is a full cripple.
          And I replied that Hephaestus being a full cripple is actually one of the predominate depictions.

          Totally

          Yes.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Totally

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          In the "God of War" series, Hephaestus is indeed depicted as a significant character. In "God of War III," he is portrayed as a skilled blacksmith and craftsman, known for creating powerful weapons and artifacts for the gods. While he is not explicitly shown using a wheelchair, he does have a physical deformity, often depicted as a twisted leg or limp, which aligns with traditional representations of Hephaestus in Greek mythology.

          Despite his physical disability, Hephaestus is portrayed as a formidable and influential figure in the game, contributing to the protagonist Kratos's journey through his creations and guidance. His inclusion adds depth to the game's narrative and mythology, showcasing themes of resilience, ingenuity, and the complexities of divine relationships.

          Overall, the depiction of Hephaestus in "God of War" is one example of how video games can explore and reinterpret traditional mythological characters while incorporating elements of disability and diversity into their narratives.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Thanks chat gpt

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          did you actually look at that picture and think it was an legitimate ancient Greek statue? lmao

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, the actual ancient Greek pottery are just woke fanfics tho

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              There is LITERALLY zero proof that that ONE piece of pottery is actually ancient and not a forgery by an ~~*archeologist*~~

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            wait are you telling me the greeks didn't label their statues with latin characters

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >no wonders every game they put off slowly fails and break their companies
      >https://slaynews.com/news/blackrock-ceo-melts-down-profits-plummet-woke-esg-agenda/?utm_source=ground.news&utm_medium=referral
      >everything woke turns to shit
      Haha go woke go broke! am I right fellow gamers?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'd much rather they make a Pyre sequel instead of a Hades sequel.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I would rather they make a sequel to literally any of their other games than Hades, the gameplay was pretty bland and the music and story were both a huge step back

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I am greedy. But I want both.
          But let them make something original in-between.
          But Pyre is my favourite game of theirs. But I still super love Hades.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nahh

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The difference being that the average person is the cause in the prior image rather than corporations run by israelites playing "activist investor"

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Stock markets are no indication of a company's actual worth. Disney lost 100s of millions of dollars last year.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous
            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              ESG is moronic why would anyone pay to hire them anyway

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                ESG is definitely moronic, but don't they give out money to corporations for doing leftie horse shit? It's essentially free money, albeit if it pisses off your audience/consumers they won't buy whatever you're selling making it a moot point.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >tesla stock still higher higher than disney and target
            jesus, and itll bounce back too

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Wait why are you using electric cars as antiwoke? Isnt that pro lefty thing since its electric its supposedly eco friendly? Apologies but my chart on the culture war is mixed, does twitter man bad outrank electric car good?

            Also why the frick do people on boths sides use individual stock shares as proof of "their side" winning instead of fricking company total worth? 1000 shares at $1 is a more valuable company than 10 shares existing at $10.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The theory is based on there being a ''anti-woke majority'', these people spend all their time living inside echo chambers that reflect all their most controversial opinions so you can see why they would think that way.
        Obviously inclusion has translated time and time again to higher sales numbers and it will continue to do so.
        Go woke, get gold!

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          ?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >How many copies of mw2 have been sold?
          >As of 2013, the game had sold 22.7 million copies becoming one of the best-selling PlayStation 3 video games and best-selling Xbox 360 video games. In addition to its release, a comic book series based on character Simon "Ghost" Riley was also produced, titled Modern Warfare 2: Ghost.
          idk anon, 15 million for the most shilled game of the generation sound like a gigaflop
          especially with how bad budgets have balooned since MW2

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pagans worship this thing.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I dont think pagans worship hephaestus

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Iliad is just the Greek My Immortal if you think about it

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The portrayal of characters in video games, including their physical attributes and abilities, can vary widely depending on the game's design, themes, and artistic choices. In "Hades," the characters are often depicted with diverse backgrounds, personalities, and physical characteristics, which can contribute to the richness of the game's world and storytelling.

    While some players may appreciate the representation of characters with disabilities, obesity, or other unique traits as a form of inclusivity and diversity, others may have different perspectives on how these elements are portrayed. It's essential to consider individual viewpoints and interpretations when discussing the depiction of characters in games.

    Ultimately, whether a game is considered "woke" or not depends on individual perspectives and values, and it's up to each player to decide how they feel about the representation of characters and themes in the game.

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Haesphastus/Vulcan walks with a limp, he did not use a wheelchair.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're correct; Hephaestus (or Vulcan in Roman mythology) is traditionally depicted as walking with a limp due to being disabled, often using a cane or other assistive device. Thank you for clarifying. Hephaestus is indeed an iconic figure in Greek mythology, known as the god of fire, blacksmiths, craftsmen, and artisans. His physical disability is an essential aspect of his character, emphasizing themes of resilience, creativity, and adaptation.

      In "Hades," Hephaestus is represented as a key character, contributing to the game's rich mythology and lore. While his depiction may differ from traditional portrayals in some aspects, his inclusion adds depth and complexity to the game's world and characters.

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    out of all the gods to turn into a fatso, making the blacksmith one a fatso makes zero sense
    you actually need to be a buff gigachad to be a traditional blacksmith, that shit is a LOT of demanding exercise in hot temperatures and for extended periods of time

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you guys enjoying the 24/7 troony raid?

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All this wokeslop debating misses the core elephant in the room of the actual game being boring bland trash even by roguelite standards.
    You know it's bad when any semblance of "synergies" the game has is literally fusing 2 upgrades into one.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Well yeah. OP has clearly never played the game or he'd have plenty of complaints about the actual gameplay. He just pays attention to game news so he can get mad about games he doesn't play.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the game isn't even out yet bro you need to wait before you can pretend you've played it

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The first one already exists and the little we have seen from the second is the exact same goyslop.
        I also don't expect literal DEI puppets to be able to make good gameplay out of the blue.

  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She's back

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Disregard that, I suck wieners

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        would

  56. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Guys, not everything is Defcon 1. Pick your battles.

  57. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why are Indie Devs so fricking moronic

  58. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "Hades," developed by Supergiant Games, offers a unique interpretation of Greek mythology, blending traditional elements with modern storytelling and artistic style. While the game draws inspiration from Greek mythology and features many recognizable gods, heroes, and creatures, it also takes creative liberties and introduces original characters and narrative twists.

    In terms of accuracy, "Hades" captures the essence of Greek mythology by incorporating key themes, characters, and stories from ancient Greek culture. However, it also takes creative liberties to adapt and reinterpret these elements to fit the game's narrative and gameplay mechanics. This may involve reimagining certain characters' personalities or roles, introducing new storylines or relationships, or adapting mythological events to suit the game's pacing and structure.

    Overall, while "Hades" may not adhere strictly to the details of Greek mythology, it provides an engaging and immersive experience that captures the spirit and themes of the ancient tales. It offers players a chance to explore a vibrant world filled with iconic figures from Greek mythology while experiencing a fresh and original story-driven gameplay experience.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      1024x1024 skin tone

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If Selene is a new god who gives power-ups, is Helios?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Apollo is in, but I don't know if Helios is mentioned

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Artemis is a Black person

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          thats selene you tard

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >selene is a Black person

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          In "Hades," Artemis is indeed depicted with dark skin, which reflects a creative choice made by the developers at Supergiant Games. The game offers a diverse cast of characters, each with their own unique visual design, personality, and background. While traditional depictions of Artemis in ancient Greek art often portray her with fair or pale skin, "Hades" reimagines her appearance with darker skin to reflect the game's diverse and inclusive approach to character design.

          Representation in media, including video games, is evolving to better reflect the diversity of real-world cultures and experiences. By depicting Artemis with dark skin, "Hades" contributes to this broader trend of inclusivity and representation in storytelling, offering players a more diverse and varied cast of characters to engage with.

          Ultimately, the portrayal of Artemis as black in "Hades" is a creative choice by the developers, aimed at providing a fresh and unique interpretation of the character while promoting diversity and representation in the game's world.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            So when are we getting a make everyone white mod?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              In ancient Greece, the population was diverse, and people's appearances varied widely. While the ancient Greeks are often depicted with fair or light skin in classical art and literature, it's essential to recognize that ancient Greek society was not homogenous, and there was likely a range of skin tones among the population.

              Historically, Greece has been a crossroads of different cultures and civilizations, with influences from neighboring regions such as the Mediterranean, Asia Minor, and North Africa. As a result, ancient Greeks would have interacted with people of various ethnic backgrounds, leading to diversity in physical appearances.

              Additionally, the depiction of Greeks as uniformly white or fair-skinned is often influenced by modern interpretations and artistic conventions rather than historical accuracy. Ancient Greek art, for example, often depicted figures with idealized proportions and features, which may not accurately reflect the diversity of the population.

              It's essential to approach historical and mythological interpretations with an understanding of the complexities of ancient societies and the limitations of our modern perspectives. Embracing diversity and inclusivity in representations of ancient cultures allows for a more nuanced and accurate understanding of history and mythology.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If I had a nickle for every brown moon goddess..

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  59. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder how people will react if the game makes a reference to Aphrodite being unfaithful and favouring other men over Hephaestus.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      jej I hope they do

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      KEKSHIT???
      IN MY GREEK MYTHOLOGY???
      SUPERBABY HAS GONE TOO FAR THIS TIME

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe people wouldn't be scrutinizing this game if they didn't raceswap, you obsessed freak.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You say this game is raceswapping however yet to state why this is a bad thing. Are you just racist anon? You hate the black people being in your video game you weren't going to play anyway? Well guess what I'm black and I appreciate variety in my games. Dark skin appeals to me and that's what the game devs accomplished by race swapping a few Greek gods.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            who the frick is paying you to post here? just tell everybody what is happening.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Nobody is paying me anything to post here. I just felt like standing up to you, you fricking racist ass c**t go frick yourself this ain't a hug box echo chamber b***h.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you're a spineless fricking cuck, think about what you're doing.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Says the snowflake that gets his panties Ina bunch over fictional video game Characters having a skin tone he doesn't like. Oh boo hoo poor anon isn't gonna buy the game now boo hoo boo hoo.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you okay bro? you sound like you're on the fritz.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm tired of you self entitled frickers. You people don't play video games you people fricking jerk each other off all day on your precious fricking internet forum.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                right. because that's what's happening right now right? not a bunch of troony homosexuals invading every thread like this and crying incessantly

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >troony homosexuals are the ones invading
                >not gamergate guzzling cretin /misc/tards trying to start a flamethread over EVERY SINGLE FRICKING GAME WITH THE SLIGHTEST BIT OF PUBLICITY
                this site expanding beyond anime was the biggest mistake in U.S. history

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >gamergate guzzling cretin /misc/tards
                this is what the average Ganker poster types like now. literally worse than twitter. Ganker is dead.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                rope now newbie. ill never forgive you culture war frickers for ruining the only place on the internst to actually talk about video games

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm glad you'll always be mad at me you disgusting fricking troony

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                do your family a favor and blow your brains out with your larp bb rifle you fricking mulatto

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                why are you seething so hard? you're mad at me for arguing about culture shit yet you're here arguing

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                telling you to have a nice day in the most painful way possible isnt an argument you inbred donkey fricker

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you'd only be this mad if you were a troony, sorry about your condition

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >pajeet has wares if you have coin typing style
                sorry about you being brown

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                really digging deep for an insult, huh? got any other trendy Ganker memes so you can stay undercover?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                shouldnt you be doing your daily prayers to allah about now?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                shouldn't you keep defending trannies 24/7, while crying about culture war gays?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >DO NOT REDEEM! DO NOT REDEEM YOUR (YOU)'S! DO NOT REDEEM!

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                starting to think indians are the one who made this meme, aren't they into cuck shit?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                i wouldnt know, ask your inbred siblings, currymunching sandBlack person

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                keep showing everybody how mad and impotent you are

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                keep getting used as a wienersleeve by your father and uncles and shot dead by us marines, paki

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                no and then

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Anybody that disagrees with me is a troony
                I bet you'd never say this to someone irl if they disagreed with you. You people are just fricking stupid and you make the right look like schizos. Form better arguments.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >this site expanding beyond anime was the biggest mistake in U.S. history
                Nah, it was letting brown people have access to the internet.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You admit you want a echo chamber lol

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >lefty making a disingenuous argument
                ignored!

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not a leftist. I'm a rightist that gets annoyed when you people make us look bad.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                So you're an unwitting traitor.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                And you're a giant pussy b***h that whines about video games like he's getting paid for it.

                just frick off man, I don't buy it

                Calm the frick down its not the end of the fricking world you'll eventually get a game made for you it's inevitable whatever the frick you like will be made.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                just frick off man, I don't buy it

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >rightist
                Kys I'm embarrassed I came to this thread to troll it. Just die in a fire homosexual holy shit.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                How about you sir get better arguments that we haven't heard for 10 years now

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Says the snowflake that gets his panties Ina bunch over fictional video game Characters having a skin tone he doesn't like. Oh boo hoo poor anon isn't gonna buy the game now boo hoo boo hoo.

                >troony homosexuals are the ones invading
                >not gamergate guzzling cretin /misc/tards trying to start a flamethread over EVERY SINGLE FRICKING GAME WITH THE SLIGHTEST BIT OF PUBLICITY
                this site expanding beyond anime was the biggest mistake in U.S. history

                You admit you want a echo chamber lol

                lol totally organic, sis

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                all me btw

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Holy fricking based samegay ruining a hades thread with some unbelievable trolling.

                Nice work

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >trolling
                you might be the dumbest one in the thread

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Kek good one. Play dumb and samegay. You've done a good job ruining this thread.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                what you've done is trolling. you brought up a shitton of board politics to.. complain about contemporary politics on the board. Good job, butthole.
                idk if you meant it or not but if you didn't then you're even dumber than he is. like picture screaming about /misc/ unprompted and thinking this will make the thread better.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                literally the OP is about politics so just shut the frick up, what you've posted is meaningless

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >literally the OP is about politics
                >cripple god (the original wasn't a cripple) is political
                congrats, you're the dumbest motherfricker in this thread. tell us, how is this /misc/'s fault? I'm sure you'll tell me.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you literally brought up /misc/ and race politics, like right here

                Says the snowflake that gets his panties Ina bunch over fictional video game Characters having a skin tone he doesn't like. Oh boo hoo poor anon isn't gonna buy the game now boo hoo boo hoo.

                >Ina bunch over fictional video game Characters having a skin tone he doesn't like.
                Which the OP doesn't mention at all.
                I'm not convinced this also isn't part of your trolling. Again, nice work. You should be in every Hades thread until this game is pushed off the board.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The fact you don't see how ironic this i kinda post is real funny.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >let me ruin everything, stop complaining!!
                No.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You are not going to to anything anon
                You are already complacent but refuses to admit

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Why do people keep seeing Dark skinned caucasoids and calling them Black?

            Stop thinking about black people all the damn time

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >if they didn't raceswap
          What races are they?
          Half the gods don't even have human skin. Ares has black skin but he does not have black features.
          Who was race swapped?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Who was race swapped?
            >Ares has black skin
            you people don't deserve this easy job. how much do you make?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Ok. But what race is Ares? He doesn't look African.
              I asked a question.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I asked a question.
                shut the frick up, moron. jesus christ how uppity can you get.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                not him but surely you can say what race ares was and what race he was swapped too right lmao (I was paid two dollars to post this btw)

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Ok. So you're just mad that Ares has black skin. Not that he was race swapped. Why didn't you just say so then?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                This man is white, he doesn't have black features

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >doesn't have black features
                Even ignoring everything else. Did you even look at his hair?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Curly hair? Never existed, all greeks had straight blonde hair.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >he doesnt have black features
                >aside from being black

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Okinawan with a tan

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                that is absolutely not the same skin color as a tanned okinawan what are you waffling about
                for someone who probably spends all day larping on a tranime site you think you'd know what japanese people look like

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >afro
                >big lside lips
                >wide nose
                you are right thats one of the least Black person looking Black folk which means he is handsome but he is still clearly a Black person

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              that's between me and hillary

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They were made up by the Greeks so they sure as frick weren't Africans, you disingenuous c**t.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's going to be impossible to talk about this game for years

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Make a God of Sex
      >Not a shapeshifter
      Could have got easy LGBT coins

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I mean, they never broached the subject of Poseidon, Athena, and Medusa in the first game.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the people who sperg out about this stuff don't care about men cheating on women

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You can find people to sperg about anything.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The game's approach to Medusa and the gorgons to begin with was kind of well. Distant.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Medusa is an important side character you can have a fake-out romance with. Gorgons are an enemy type.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Well yeah. But they never really touch on Medusa's story. The related myths and legends. And only just barely touches on Dusa's relationship with the gods.
            That's why I called it distant.

            Like she is there. But you know. Yeah.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've never played this game but let me guess. Ares is black?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, homie is white, can't you tell by his facepaint?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's my first time ever seeing him. But that's who she routinely is sleeping with in the actual mythology.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it's really funny now, because the actual in-game effects make everyone a blobby mess, but it's really fricking funny how he even looks like a literal thug
          like are they DEI slopping with zero self awareness?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ares is black in the literal sense, he is carbon color its kinda cool, he is not a Black person, Black person he doesnt have big fish lips or nappy hair or a flat wide chimp nose.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Aphrodite and Ares as depicted from 5 BC in the National Archaeological Museum of Tarquinia.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Its amazing how you can guess it.
        >unfaithful relationship
        >its a Black person isnt it
        >well you see in our efforts to be inclusive and diverse
        Its a Black person.

  60. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    pronouns: xir saar
    Race: a Black person
    Body: fat ass
    body status: invalid

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Man, Floyd had beautiful lips, what an angel. I miss him so much, so sad he's gone bros...

  61. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Sequel comes out and ruins everything the hero accomplished in the first game
    Why does every liberal writer use this plot point.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      because it's kino

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This isnt what the story is you dumbass. its about the titan chronos taking over hades (place) and imprisoning Hades, Persephone, and Zagreus. you're trying to break in to save them.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      comes out and ruins everything the hero accomplished in the first game
      How does Hades 2 do this?

  62. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    did he have to amputate his legs because of the beetus?

  63. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Ganker plays modern games
    this is an 18+ board. Act your age and play some old games

  64. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hr was always crippled, dumbass, though would’ve preferred the version where he carried by two golden robots instead.

  65. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  66. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >now
    Get a grip anon hades has always been woke with that art design and aesthetics what took you this long to notice

  67. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You know the Greek gods weren't supposed to be infallible beings like the Abrahamic gods, right?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >3 paragraph ChatGPT response from a bot forcing interaction

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      so thats why he is a Black person fat frick and bound to a wheel chair lol yeah totally organic decision not motivated by political ideology at all

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus is literally invincible. Cope all you want pagancuck

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        jesus jobs to goku

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          ummmmm source???

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >man whose real big thing is dying
        >invincible
        Wrong.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Jesus was presumed dead, went into Hell to frick shit up for 3 days, pulls his boys out, btfo everyone forever when they find out he is above death. What's not to get? Christ defeated death by death lil anon

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous
            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              t.

  68. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You can tell a person's personality and overall education level from their interpretation of greek mythology. It's more accurate than both astrology and IQ

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >fanfic knowledge is important in any way
      just how much time did you waste learning about this shit

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >just how much time did you waste learning about this shit
        homie just read hesiod

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          sorry bro, I'm just not into fanfiction

  69. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Even more literal propaganda pushing.
    Reminder.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why would he care about earnings?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Because that's the entire fricking point? Do you genuinely think these people care about making the world a better or worse place? They do bad things because they think it will net them more money and power. If that isn't working out then of course he's going to start kvetching.

  70. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is this all you people care about?
    You guys polluted this board so much with the games you hate, you spend so much time promoting shit that triggers you, that you're missing out on the actual good ones.
    Do you enjoy living like this?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Absolutely nothing wrong with defending yourself and the wider civilization. If they didn't want a culture war, they shouldn't have gone on a cultural offensive.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >defending yourself and wider civilization
        holy fricking shit, do Black folk really think theyre doing this when they go on a thread and post the troon hanging gif?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You do know that disabled people have had a ton of representation in like most of the post millennium right? Or did a dude in a wheelchair kick your ass at some point so you're holding a grudge against them?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If it's a culture war then you're losing it badly, and nobody wants to be on the losing side.
        I'm talking about exposure. Instead of promoting games you like you boost the games you hate, and google's algorythm doesn't care if you hate it, only cares about the mentions.
        By talking about those games you claim to be SJW, you are actively promoting them.
        Now name 10 anti-woke games. I dare you. You can't ,because you're a cuck addicted to outrage. They exist, though.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Alex Jones: NWO Wars

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Even conservatives are too embarrassed to mention that slop lmao

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >They exist, though
          Not in any serious capacity, that entire side of the culture war abandoned modern art completely like 20 years ago so now all they can really do is seethe impotently

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            lol lmao mindbroken cuck lurk more you outrage addicted troony.
            Maybe if you didn't spend so much time jerking off to SJW outrage you would've known some BASED games. You Cuck

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              sneed

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Your concession is accepted

  71. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone else remember the good times when Ganker wasnt about troonposting and people actually talked about video games?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's been so long those memories are fading away like tears in rain.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tell devs to stop pushing as much homosexualry as possible into every game and we might actually have decent threads

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        youre part of the problem Black person

  72. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    But hephaestus is canonically crippled and ugly, isn't him building his own prosthetic actually cool?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hephaestus building robot men is ok. But Hephaestus building robot legs for himself is too far.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Actual revisionist propaganda, stop being such a fricking moron

  73. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's an artistic expression that doesn't claim to be historically accurate.
    Why don't rightoids make their own games?

  74. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why did my wife Hera toss Hephaestus off Mt Olympus again? Was he one of Zeus' many, many kids from another woman? Hera's entire mythology is just getting assmad at Zeus and punishing women/kids instead since she can't do shit to Zeus.

  75. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just noticed he has a robot leg and a wheelchair. Fat frick can probably walk, but prefers a mobility scooter instead like an American in Walmart.

  76. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    remember when you lads used to pretend you weren't easily triggered snowflakes

  77. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >gamergate guzzling cretin /misc/tards

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      also degenerate trump-loving nazi chuds with no media literacy

  78. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    guzzling cretin /misc/tards

  79. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Meli dicky!

  80. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kek welp off the wishlist after all. Nothing of value was lost really. The first one was ok, never actually beat it.

  81. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >chuds mad about a god in a wheelchair
    >mfw it is consistent with the actual scripture

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's interesting how the threads all started by shitting on Hephaestus's depiction. And now they've instead shifted to just shitting on Hades and the Supergiant devs broadly. Ignoring how the depiction wasn't an issue.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        > Ignoring how the depiction wasn't an issue.
        It is an issue though, see

        Yeah, it just requires some creativity. Like Astragoth.

        >Instead of just being a boring paraplegic, his limbs are turning to stone, which is flavourful for a fantasy setting
        >Instead of using a modern wheelchair, he uses a steam-powered exoskeleton, which evokes Chaos Dwarfs' mastery over machining combined with their willingness to do anything to themselves to further their cause
        >It has purpose for his character - all Chaos Dwarf sorcerors eventually turn to stone, but by finding a way around it he's been able to remain active far longer than any other, which both causes resentment from other Chorfs who want his old ass gone and also makes him more dangerous because his age grants him experience and magical power beyond any other Chorf
        >It has gameplay implications because the hydraulic limbs are actually superior to his old flesh ones, letting him stand taller than any other Chorf and zip around as fast as a horse without getting tired

        This is how you make a cool fantasy cripple.

        People aren't changing their opinions, you're just moving goalposts.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >see

          Yeah, it just requires some creativity. Like Astragoth.

          >Instead of just being a boring paraplegic, his limbs are turning to stone, which is flavourful for a fantasy setting
          >Instead of using a modern wheelchair, he uses a steam-powered exoskeleton, which evokes Chaos Dwarfs' mastery over machining combined with their willingness to do anything to themselves to further their cause
          >It has purpose for his character - all Chaos Dwarf sorcerors eventually turn to stone, but by finding a way around it he's been able to remain active far longer than any other, which both causes resentment from other Chorfs who want his old ass gone and also makes him more dangerous because his age grants him experience and magical power beyond any other Chorf
          >It has gameplay implications because the hydraulic limbs are actually superior to his old flesh ones, letting him stand taller than any other Chorf and zip around as fast as a horse without getting tired

          This is how you make a cool fantasy cripple.
          Yeah. And

          Yeah, it just requires some creativity. Like Astragoth.

          >Instead of just being a boring paraplegic, his limbs are turning to stone, which is flavourful for a fantasy setting
          >Instead of using a modern wheelchair, he uses a steam-powered exoskeleton, which evokes Chaos Dwarfs' mastery over machining combined with their willingness to do anything to themselves to further their cause
          >It has purpose for his character - all Chaos Dwarf sorcerors eventually turn to stone, but by finding a way around it he's been able to remain active far longer than any other, which both causes resentment from other Chorfs who want his old ass gone and also makes him more dangerous because his age grants him experience and magical power beyond any other Chorf
          >It has gameplay implications because the hydraulic limbs are actually superior to his old flesh ones, letting him stand taller than any other Chorf and zip around as fast as a horse without getting tired

          This is how you make a cool fantasy cripple.

          says

          Yeah, it just requires some creativity. Like Astragoth.

          >Instead of just being a boring paraplegic, his limbs are turning to stone, which is flavourful for a fantasy setting
          >Instead of using a modern wheelchair, he uses a steam-powered exoskeleton, which evokes Chaos Dwarfs' mastery over machining combined with their willingness to do anything to themselves to further their cause
          >It has purpose for his character - all Chaos Dwarf sorcerors eventually turn to stone, but by finding a way around it he's been able to remain active far longer than any other, which both causes resentment from other Chorfs who want his old ass gone and also makes him more dangerous because his age grants him experience and magical power beyond any other Chorf
          >It has gameplay implications because the hydraulic limbs are actually superior to his old flesh ones, letting him stand taller than any other Chorf and zip around as fast as a horse without getting tired

          This is how you make a cool fantasy cripple.

          of using a modern wheelchair
          Is there like some art of the dude and his chair from some press release or something? Because in the technical test we can barely even see it. What about it is so much like a modern wheelchair?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            There's literally a picture in the OP

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >There's literally a picture in the OP
              And how much of the wheelchair can you see?
              You can see half a wheel and what is presumably a corner of a chair back.

  82. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't care about this gay political shit, I just want to play videogames lol.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      maybe you should stay in this thread and keep posting, since it obviously has nothing to do with your interests.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I thought it was about Hades, but it was just gay shit.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          did you not read the title, newbie?

  83. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hades has always been shitdes

  84. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't that one supposed to be ugly and crippled, really he should look more deformed

  85. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hades 2 could have character cutscenes with all the male gods fricking one another and it would completely consistent with what is written about them since they're all hedonistic homosexuals and i hope it happens

  86. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > Terrible dev releases shitty ass game that is poorly designed, looks like shit, plays like shit, all the characters and story are shit, filled with woke shit.
    > Gankertards realizes game is trash many years later, because the sequel has a black fat God.

    You never disappoint me guys.

  87. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what were you expecting when the first one had gays and POCs? at this point you're just doing this to yourself

  88. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Man, white people mythology is really fricking lame and gay these days.
    Vikings are lame and gay now, Greek shit was always gay, but now it's lame and doesn't even have any of the fun rape or bestiality, Romans are all gay as shit, it's so fricking lame.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that's because you like pop culture not actual mythology

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        And what pop culture is that exactly?
        Last I checked it was all white pop culture that's made all your myths into lame, gay, boring dogshit.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you like your childhood pop culture and not actual archeology, paleontology, anthropology or ancient people pop culture.
          and thats OK but your past is your past and the ancient past is the ancient past is the ancient and that's is no going to chance until you get dementia

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Did you have a stroke while typing this?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I have dyslexia

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