>Haha my name is Gale nice to meet you
>2 long rests later
> DO YOU WANT TO FRICK I KNOW %99.99 OF THE PEOPLE ARE STRAIGHT AND NATURALLY REPULSED BY homosexualRY BUT HEY LET ME JUST GO AHEAD AND ASK FOR GAY SEX WITH A GUY I JUST MET
Same with the rest of the male companions. I am tired of western politics seeping in and corrupting otherwise good games.
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Grow up
>the Californian telling anyone to grow up
You should really grow up.
We're on an anonymous toy image board, anon
kill the three homosexuals
if you werent a fricking scrub and didnt long rest after every encounter then it would appropriately paced
You can miss a lot of scenes if you don't long rest often
Some quests literally force you to rest multiple times to progress properly, you fricking homosexual.
>rest too soon
>everyone gets on your case about not finding a healer right away
>don't rest they complain about how they want to turn in soon
what the frick bro
You brought them along instead of mercenaries, this is what you get
Gale never asked me for sex, sounds like you're just a massive gay
Nice botting.
>make only white male character gay
>hardcode so he will approach player no matter what
>"hehe he didnt approach me. Maybe you are just gay? Just watch endless hours of sissy hypno to find out hehe"
Not watcher 3
You must be gay because I was never proposed by gale, even in beta.
Chatgpt bots have come a long way.
I think the game only keeps track of a couple major romances at once so you can nega reverse cuck shield yourself against Gale by immediately plunging into Laezel's cloaca and promising Karlach a trip to pound town
i would tho
You didnt play the game
the devs literally said that he is bugged and that is literally what happens in the game
repulsed is a strong word. i'm more annoyed that Gale specifically seems to have difficulty taking "not interested" and keeps pushing, while other companions don't press it.
No repulsed is correct
not really
It is, they're legit biohazards.
I often wonder just how often gays have to deal with debilitating yeast infections given their habits.
> Gale specifically seems to have difficulty taking "not interested" and keeps pushing
You’re annoyed that they wrote him as a believable homosexual?
I heard this was fixed so I was kind of shocked when it happened keeeeek. I just wanted to learn some magic from him, but apparently that's wizard for gay sex
>Narrator starts talking about how it feels very intimate, almost sensual
>Keep going anyways
>Why is the game forcing me to be gay?
>bro magic?
>immediately goes into WARM EMBRACE territory which is already vague and flirty
>quite literally have to shut him down right at the start by being a rude c**t
This is absolute bullshit. The magic scene is sensual if you want it to be. You are given AMPLE opportunities to just be a bro about it, like letting the weave dissipate and calling it a night, or then imagining a friendly situation with him if you are fricking moronic enough to not get the hint that this scenario is leading up to a romantic scene if you want it.
If you are uncomfortable that the magic scene is somewhat intimate and you are enjoying the magical spectacle, that's on you, but you are never forced to any homosexual situations with Gale. They have patched several dialogue options to be just a friend to him. Actually, he probably has the MOST options to just be his friend instead of a romantic interest or just a damn prick.
OH WOW, THEY HAD TO PATCH IN FRIENDSHIP BECAUSE IT WAS GAY THE ENTIRE WAY
Thank you for confirming that it was literally bullshit and that they had to change it because people complained about it, there were no options at the beginning.
Why did they have to patch it then?
>%99.99 OF THE PEOPLE ARE STRAIGHT AND NATURALLY REPULSED BY homosexualRY
Not in this world
This happens to me but I don't think it is as common for other people. I am not even a homophobe btw.
I'm not scared of them either, anon, just disgusted by them.
what I mean is I have 0 problem with gays existing however if I see thim kiss or do anything sexual I react as if I just saw scatgore porn.
Yeah I don't care if they exist either, I just find them repulsive on a base level and I'm not stupid enough to neglect something so powerful.
>I don't think it is as common for other people
studies show it's pretty much universal in men, your reaction is normal
yeah, it's normal to hate gays and be disgusted by them
>literally tried to convince someone PDA's aren't that bad but i had to honestly agree with him when he asked if i found it gross
This post is terrifying.
What it means is that the western brainwashing is working. There is an entire generation of men raised thinking their natural and instinctive reaction to be disgusted by homosexualry is somehow abnormal and that everyone else is fine with it. That's how you get entire societies living a lie.
agreed, but all we can really do with someone that far gone is use them as an example and teach the generation below theirs accordingly.
this study was done on mormons in utah
it has not been replicated with normal people
you are lying
Incorrect. It was done in Utah, but not exclusively on Mormons. If you're not mormon in Utah, you are most likely further left of center than a mormon would be, making the results even more telling.
...are you implying that Mormons are left of center?
>I have no comprehension and I must read
If not, it makes the results less telling, not more.
>lefty
>not able to meme
But I didn't meme?
I don't get what ever joke or pun you're making with your image, either.
it’s extremely common for people to do studies involving religious pornphobes/homophobes on either the testing or sample size end without clear disclosure
most statistics about porn’s effect on the brain and porn addiction that are commonly cited by Nofap and their sycophants come from those
Meds are bitter and your body would want to reject them as well but you should still take yours.
I crave healing when I'm sick so your analogy is moronic, homosexual.
Wanting to be healed is unrelated to your body's visceral rejection of the bitterness in medicine due to evolutionary instinct, you're too moronic to engage with the analogy double-gay.
>"too moronic to engage with analogy"
>"gays are like medicine to the sick!"
you are a moron pushing an agenda.
>"gays are like medicine to the sick!"
Holy shit you are moronic if you think I was saying that. Seeing gayness is like tasting bitterness. Your body instinctively recoils due to evolutionary development, but instinct is a shallow teacher. Generally things we instinctively avoid or crave are guides but too much salt will kill you even though the body craves it because it was scarce for such a long time and building muscle is painful but healthy for you.
Shut up science b***h lol
Your point is that our reaction to gays is akin to a childs reaction to bitter medicine. That is, we should get over the knee-jerk reaction we have to X [reacting to a bitter medicine by rejecting it/reacting to our repulsion of gays by rejecting them] and, instead, maturely accept [a beneficial medicine/opening our societies to gays]. It is a false premise at the start due to false equivalence. No amount of mental gymnastics will change that. To spell it out further is a waste of time, I'm not going to war with a clown.
>Your point is that our reaction to gays is akin to a childs reaction to bitter medicine.
Yes
>That is, we should get over the knee-jerk reaction we have to X
Correct
>and, instead, maturely accept
And now you're a moron again. My point is that instinct is an unreliable teacher in the modern world where the rules are nothing like they were when these things were cemented within us. Hate gays if you want because of societal reasons but "maggots so that's bad" is the same as "yeah gimme another spoonful of salt, my body wants that."
>Pick up the scorpion or bright red spider, your instincts don't mean shit in the modern world, goyim!!!
But the instinct is 100% correct when it comes to shitlickers.
>citing shit more then 20 years old
lol
>Attempting to poison the well by implying things that were true 20 years ago are never true 20 years later, or that them being true 20 years ago is not relevant whatsoever.
gay logic.
>REEEEE STOP NOT LIKING homosexualS
Literally.
I'm not the one who romanced a dude, homosexual.
I fricked the frog lady.
Because it's linked entirely to the approval meter and they had to raise the requirements. Can we please fricking get rid of you ESL apes already? I'm literally writing as basic English as possible.
>Because it's linked entirely to the approval meter
People weren't complaining that Gale wanted to "teach you magic", you disingenuous homosexual. They complained about how there being no option in-between sucking on his dick and telling him to kys.
>there being no option in-between sucking on his dick and telling him to kys.
SO TELL HIM TO GO FRICK HIMSELF AND TAKE THE -1 APPROVAL HIT THEN.
HOLY SHIT. WHAT'S THE FRICKING PROBLEM?
Ahem, you guys. This has long since been addressed. You would have known if you played the game long since the first patch. As seen here
>This has long since been addressed.
But the dumbfrick here says it didn't happen even in the unpatched game.
>true 20 years ago are never true 20 years later,
Then post a current study.
>PROVE homosexualS ARE HEKKIN VALID FOR ME!!!
No. I don't think they are.
When you were in school did you just scream at your teacher when you cited shit that was clearly out of date?
>existing peacefully in a world with homosexuals is at all comparable to getting yourself fricked up by venomous invertebrates
lol snowflake
you vill eat ze maggots and you von't be able to tell ze difference
>Accept homosexuals
>or the israelites win
Bold play, rabbi.
a homosexual epidemic is far less harmful to you as a person than a venomous spider epidemic
if you were australian you would truly understand which is the greater threat to your existence and a more beneficial instinctual concern
I'm legally allowed to kill spiders.
I feel like I can deal with that one on my own.
>JUST ACCEPT THE homosexualS STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT homosexualS IN YOUR GAME homosexualS ARE OK JUST ACCEPT THEM YOU homosexual.
kek.
Not defending anything or anyone. Just pointing out a textbook example of logical fallacy.
If the only attack you have against him is ad hominem I don't need to defend him at all. I have no interest in doing so, and have no idea who the man is.
Yeah come vacation down under mate. You're going to forget to check your shoes out of having no habit for it.
We sent you there so we wouldn't have to deal with you, why the hell would I want to goto convict island?
I'll come put the spiders in your shoes myself then
>first source is a book by a law-school dropout chiropractor
Nice try.
>Ad hominem
Nice fallacy, homosexual.
I never romanced gale. I just dont tolerate homosexualry as well as you do, I guess. That it was even an option annoys me.
Sadly the devs agree with me more than you, and patched it out, and now no one is forced into homosexualry, which is the only way you homosexuals can propogate your disgusting behaviour.
Like I said. You're not only a gay. You're a gay-enabler too. In my game, Gale is loyal to Mystra.
Don't defend the scam chiropractors anon. Trust me. I bought "goodbye germ theory" like oh he might have something. Nope, it's a scam. Literally israelites scamming morons.
You have no argument, just a book by someone that is not a good source. Even if he was a doctor in a relevant field(he's not), you're citing a statistic that is at least 30 years old. That's like citing polio deaths from the 1920s to argue for mass forced polio vaccinations.
>that's like using existing data to argue
huh?
Just post a recent study. Something that's within 5 years.
If you want to suggest the study is false then feel free to demonstrate why.
I'm not going to argue your point for you, homosexual.
If your only point of contention is that the data is from two decades ago then you are clearly just grasping at straws that the newer data doesn't align, but you clearly don't actually no, else you would just post it.
The data stands unchallenged.
lol why the frick won't post something more current, sperg?
Why wont you, homosexual?
Do you think citing 20+ year old shit makes you look good?
NTA but if you think random shit just gets re researched and re studied arbitrarily every few years just because then you are fricking moronic and dont understand what the frick you are talking about.
That's like using a snapshot of a situation from over 100 years ago to argue for societal prescriptions today.*
Science (tm) only uses data from 7 no 5 no 3 years or fewer ago. Because research keeps getting better and better and not more fraudulent. If something was known to be true then you wouldn't need researchers anymore, and of course you need researchers and research getting published.
>please give me money I worked very hard on this shocking, unique, original, and totally legitimate study with remarkable findings
that's already a problem though, you can barely replicate any of the theories or other shit that people have 'discovered' through science
So it's fine for our instincts to be brainwashed away?
For the sake of this homosexualy political crap being forced into EVERYTHING?
moron here. What exactly does
>stress response
mean?
Fancy word for "disgust"?
It's just a game anon, not like you are getting fricked for real haha
haha wouldn't it be funny if it happened IRL like a prank haha
>I KNOW %99.99 OF THE PEOPLE ARE STRAIGHT AND NATURALLY REPULSED BY homosexualRY BUT HEY LET ME JUST GO AHEAD AND ASK FOR GAY SEX WITH A GUY I JUST MET
to be fair this is very realistic gay male behavior
Gay people don't act like this irl. They don't approach someone unless they are %100 sure that person is gay.
depends on where you live
What a lie. Homos are extremely degenerate and love screwing straight guys. They get an extra “high” by turning them gay.
he just wanted to show you a magic trick, you homo
To be fair homosexuals are kinda like that
Which is why we must remove them from our societies
>Two conversations with a homosexual and they're already propositioning sex
Completely unrealistic, it would've happened after the first.
Gays are beyond promiscuous.
I already reached 80+ approval with Gale and he still doesn't want to frick, what am I doing wrong?
Long rest often and you'll get it. Talk to people even if they don't have a mark above their head.
I know I already fricked the whole camp, I guess he's bugged like every other mechanic in the game
He was molested by Mystra as a child and is now compensating this trauma with rampant hypersexualism.
Many such cases.
yeah gale was fricked from the start
>no options for friendship just frick or frick you
>had to patch in the friendship because they are moronic and thought everyone would want just want to gay him or hate him
>comes on to you multiple times even if you've rejected him
>same with halsin, astarion and wyll
>but not the girls, you say no to them they will never try again
they are just homosexuals, plain and simple, just look at karlach not having anything good despite being the most wholesome
i successfully friendzoned gale before any patches, skill issue
oh so you told him that you didn't give a shit about his stupid cat or something equally rude? wow, i'm so glad this roleplaying game gave me this opportunity
You didn't have to be rude about the cat at all, you're moronic
"i hope i mean more to you than an animal companion" is a little ignorant but not rude
>I HOPE I MEAN MORE TO YOU THAN AN ANIMAL COMPANION
>after already accepting the gay WARM EMBRACE
literally gay
t. never had a friend that meant more than a pet goldfish
it would be fine if the narrator wasn't going on about how sensual and close everything felt
>moron shitposter
most of the things in this game would be improved by excluding some ASMR hag trying to make everything sexual
better than that old man in DoS2, either way it's not her narration i hate it's the topic of it and gale's involvement
it's all about sensuality and closeness to mystra and the weave, it was just gay until they patched friendship in
to be honest, being a regular human with a pattern-forming brain, i recognized every companion trying to get you alone at the total gobbo death party wanted to fug someone and just didn't accept the offer from any companion i didn't want to fug
however the cat conversation and stargazing will still trigger if you ignore the gay magic trick
This fricking world, where I have to sit at my computer and play fantasy video game because nobody on this dogshit planet would want to go stargazing.
Yeah, the narrator was a huge downgrade from the divinity narrator
>not hugging your goldfish daily
>a year ago is old
You must have the memory of a goldfish
I'm still carrying his severed hand in my inventory. Is there any use for it later or should I just keep it as a trophy?
This is a deep and mature RPG OP, you just dont get it.
>You're a good friend gale
>No I won't watch you wallow in self pity
Wooooooow
Larian unironically don't know how to make games and this problem could have been easily avoided.
>Any other game
>Character starts flirting with you after you've flirted with him once
>BG3
>Character starts flirting with you after you've filled a relationship bar to a certain point
>You can start gay romance without even talking to the character besides recruiting him just by doing various unrelated things in the world
>You can't just be friends with characters since friendship and romance points are the same thing
>Basically if you're on good terms with character you're either in relationship or dumped him
Other than the pozzed shit the game is a banger dude.
Passage between act 1 and 2 was good but everything else is complete shit.
Combat is easy and really slow.
Story is shit.
Roleplaying is extremely limited.
Freedom of action isn't designed well. I broke plot progression several times just by jumping and teleporting.
The most interesting thing from BG3 is learning that players don't understand how to say "No, I don't want to frick you." Not just with Gale either.
I just wanted friends
Haha friends lol, didn't you know that only sexual relationships exist anymore?
sorry bro in current year men aren't allowed to have friends that they aren't fricking
>Said "I don't want to frick you."
>Game still thinks I'm in relationship with him but now he's bitter
>I can't just be friends with him
This. People make fun of bioware but in both dragon age o and mass effect it was very easy to just skip romances and have friends.
In bg3 it's impossible.
Or don't put something in the game that majority of your playerbase is repulsed by. I thought I would just have a wacky wizard friend but once he says he wants to frick you, my subconscious just cannot tolerate being near him anymore even if it's a game.
Yes, clearly the complaints are about people not finding the refusal dialogue option. You might just be dumber than a monkey.
The "No, I don't want to frick you." dialogue options are usually more like "have a nice day you pathetic freak". Case in point
I actually started enjoying the game when I decided to go the evil route.
But because I was forced to do good shit I quit in the third act and deleted the game.
I honestly usually can't play evil characters because I feel uncomfortable but in bg3 I didn't give a frick because everyone is either horrible people or just gross.
In the context of that scene telling him to stop wallowing in self-pity is the kind thing to say to him, the whole thing is because he's angsting about the bomb thing. You even get back the disapproval from saying it the next day when he thanks you for telling him that.
i think it's the fact that basically every character gets a shot of them looking all sad and shit when you reject them, i think wyll is the most pathetic, makes him look sad with sad music playing and for like 4 seconds the camera looks at this zesty dancing homieh
At least with Wyll, it's very easy to avoid his romance entirely. Just don't try to get him to dance at the grove celebration and let him stew at the beach. He'll never make a pass at you the rest of the game and you can be bros as God intended.
Yeah but as a typical human bean you see someone being depressed away from the party saying
>you should come join us, it might make you feel better
shouldn't activate the zesty dancing
This is literally all you have to do.
But morons don't look at dialogue options.
Also if you're playing a dude, and you randomly disrobe in front of Gale, he gets extremely fricking flustered and starts stuttering and saying "oh, wow"
>just ignore your party member sulking all alone and don't try to invite him to party or he will automatically assume you're gay
i'm starting to realize you just aren't allowed to be nice to other men or it turns into gay
>This is literally all you have to do.
>But morons don't look at dialogue options.
I feel like this cannot be stressed enough.
In my game Gale is strictly Mystrasexual and Astarion is just vampire Austin Powers. You're the one who unlocked the special homosexual modifier by romancing them, homosexual. lmao
Yes, it didn't happen in your game.
Because they patched it out.
Funny, you can talk A LOT to your companions in PS:T and not one of them fricks you.
How come?
I don't even want to be approached.
It's because 99% of Ganker has never been perceived as attractive. Nobody has ever expressed the will to frick them, so they don't know how to react.
Lefties really looove projecting their insecurities on other people for some reason
i've been hit on enough times and only once did someone bring up sex in the first minute
That option was literally bugged in the dialogue and still flagged you for romance until they fixed it.
Man, I just told Wyll he should go and enjoy the party and not sit out alone like a b***h. I didn't need to see his incredibly gay dance two rests later.
>otherwise good games
such as?
You WILL drink your cup of California and consume the gay slip!
Gale is a good guy and out of all the male characters ends up feeling the most like your loyal second ie Alistair in DAO but I basically had to humiliate the poor guy during that gay as shit sitting under the stars moment, I told him not to wallow in self pity and walked away. That I even sat down next to him in that effeminate pose pissed me off.
>Gale is a good guy and out of all the male characters ends up feeling the most like your loyal second ie Alistair in DAO
Exactly, it's too bad everyone is paranoid to talk the guy. Gale even has the charm and wit much like Alistair. He's nice to have along on the journey. For me it's a plus you can get with him as a male character but that's besides the point.
>I told him not to wallow in self pity and walked away.
That wasn't necessary, you could have stayed the night with him. Nothing happens romantically, it would only happen had you been in one up to that point. Where then Gale would say he's in love with you and kiss you.
Romance in vydia should only be initialized by the player. Change my mind.
>Turns out the dude fricked a goddess.
>Admired it.
>Turns out dude's got a bomb in his chest.
>Expressed my support for him.
>"Dude, I need to see you right away."
>picrel
based Qui-Gon
cute :3
Prepare Uranus
I will now romance Gale
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>Male Narrator
>2nd clips voice and body
>Accent on the 3rd clip
Use an origin customizer mod
No.
He's literally Ganker, he doesn't know how to talk to people because he's been jacking it to his waifu in his neetcave for so long that he doesn't have anyone who even know he's around. The first time someone good looking talks to him he drops his spaghetti.
Ganker was literally the first thing I thought of while doing his personal quest
So hot
>Small breasts
>6/10 face
>Disgusting fleshy wings
Only 2 things she got going for her is her voice and her dress
Works on my machine
breasts
That's all "females" in this game
really disappointing the succubus having most regular breasts possible, average to the extreme
Gay sex is gay but as a (bi)gay myself the thought of gay sex in medieval times is fricking disgusting. Women might still smell vaguely nice without a bath. Men? forget it. Especially without plumbing anything in the back door will be too fricking nasty. maybe they do thigh stuff
Durg is the best origin only because you get to cut his hand off in the first interaction
> I KNOW %99.99 OF THE PEOPLE ARE STRAIGHT
Faerun is full of lesbians and homosexuals though
>every other game up until now:
/v/: Companions should be playersexual!
>Baulders Gate 3 comes out:
/v/: No! Not like this!
>Ganker: Companions should be playersexual!
Stop making shit up.
Judy in Cyberpunk 2077 is one recent example that immediately comes to mind.
Sloppapunk is garbage though, it also has shit waifus.
You know most people didn't care about cyberpunk romance?
Plus it was like a year ago, give me one old example.
>Ganker: Companions should be playersexual!
No one has ever said that
Nice deflection pajeet
i have not played this but that is an accurate portrayal of gay men, there aren't heterosexual bathhouses
For real this is the sort of thing that would end in a brutal prolongued gaybashing attack in the real world. Especially if its with a guy who carries a huge sword everywhere and that the gay guy has actively seen straight up kill multiple other people with wanton abandon.
Needs to learn to pick his targets before he finds out the hard way.
ESG failed.
You BG3 trannies are just going to have to accept it.
Yes the game sold well, but in 10 years it will be viewed with the same mocking distaste as we now view certain trashy 80's films.
A piece of media utterly lost in the cultural excesses of its time. A cautionary tale in art that speaks to nothing timeless and is outdated before it even hits the shelves.
The same normies who are praising it now will shit on it in 5 years or so, when modern obsession with sexual identity begins to fade.
You will begrudgingly agree that BG3 was silly, the same way you begrudgingly agreed that transwomen are real women, gay sex is socially normal and the traditional family is an evil disease.
At the end of the day, I'm just not going to buy it.
>two weeks!
90h into the game with like 90% approval having him in my main party since the very moment he joined and the gayest thing he did was asking me to watch the starry sky while he ponders his dreadfull destiny of being a living nuke. He didnt ask for sex not even once. I think you are playing a very old patch
For a progressive game i'm surprised there's no "asexual" option when choosing your pronouns or whatever.
It would too closely resemble what a regular RPG is supposed to be. Regular people would use it as a "turn off gay shit" button, since it would be oppressive to have characters offer sex to an asexual character.
Can't have that.
DnD was hijacked by coomers and people that think that role playing is either being horny or doing stand up comedy
don't like it? don't play, snowflake
I don't like it, and I haven't/won't play it, and I'll still make you seethe by telling you exactly why I don't like it.
*rapes you*
He is literally the only thing I can frick in my game at this point and I didn't even do anything to ensure that. Why can't I frick Karlach? This is after two fricking patches of them trying to make Gale less horny and gay.
What do gays or even women see in him? He seems like the most generic man ever.
You must be a moron or something.
1. Get Karlach
2. Do a few good things she approves of in act one
3. Deliver infernal iron to Dammon so he can upgrade her
4. Go long rest
5. Karlach wakes you up to tell you she wants to ride you until you see stars
This is all you got to do.
OP you sound like a huge homosexual I'm sure you mess up with the gaydar of gays all the time
Experts said over 50% of straight men are okay with having gay sex at least once.
>hey bro want to see a magic trick? It’s my penis
I can’t believe they’ve done this
homosexuals and other deviants are hypersexual degenerates, so that character interaction is nothing ridiculous.
isn't he into a magic goddess? why's he wanting to settle for someone less cool
>Gale
>Gay L
Bravo, Larian! Truly the massturds of their medium!
You know you are dealing with bots/shills when they say "i never had X propose to me, you must have picked a gay option lmao" when Larian themselves had to patch in changes for this and admitted it does happen lmao.
When THOSE homosexuals say it, think about what kind of troony freak tries to deflect and defend this gay game.
i just hate how even if i say no to men they try again but the women won't
I literally played this game on release, recruited all party members and the first one to ever frick me was Frog and I never had anyone else come onto me, male or female.
You made two errors: 1, you talked to the men first before you talked to women. And 2, you didn't do Frog's initial quest line at the grove and made the tiefling bow to her and complimented her for being ruthless. This sets her up for banging immediately and locks other romances away completely. Easy peasy.
Literally fricking not be a homosexual, anon. I know it's difficult but please try.
Why did they patch it out of the game if it wasnt in the game to begin with, gayalag?
I'm saying it was easily avoidable, ESL.
And we are saying that we don't want it in the game at all, homosexual.
If it was easily avoidable why did they have to patch it to make it easily avoidable, homosexual?
Not my problem. Literally a skill issue.
imagine writing all that bullshit and then immediately giving up and retreating to your favorite thought-terminating phrase lmao
>I dont mind homosexuals because....Ermm..... I'm more skilled than you
At being a homosexual, yes.
I imagine it really feels like a betrayal to you that they patched it to make it avoidable. How many times have you had to carefully dance around that point, as you so do now?
And I'm saying it never happened during my playthrough, maybe just try not being so gay?
So you played it after they patched it out then?
No, I played it on release day
So you played it before they had to patch it out but it wasn't in your game despite the patch that removed it not having been implemented yet?
Doesn't check out to me, homosexual. Sorry.
No, it never happened to me when I played it on release day because I never approached Gale with homosexual dialogue choices, you seem to really have struggled with not being a flaming homosexual towards him which seems to be why he kept coming onto you.
But I thought it was a bug? Now it's a skill issue again... These goalposts move so much it's hard to keep track of what's going on, huh?
They are just calling people gay for not wanting gay things, typical shitposting and disingenuous arguments, they had to literally patch in friendship because not everyone liked the idea of being a jerk to their party members, gale is still the only one with friendship, the others are still barebones sex dolls
>It wasn't in the game at all, but they patched it out even though it wasn't in there at all
>It was in my game though, I just avoided it.
>You couldn't avoid it because it was a bug, so they had to patch it.
>but if you didn't avoid it, like I did, because it wasn't even in my game, then that's a skill issue!
Your strident defense of homosexualry seems to have you all confused.
>Made it less ambiguous that you're starting a romance with Gale when choosing certain dialogue options.
>During Gale's spell-teaching scene, you now have the option to picture a future with Gale that falls somewhere in between kissing him and kicking him in the head.
Fact check: you're a lying little shitter homosexual dumbfrick moron, moron.
I'm not lying when I say I never had Gale try to frick me in the ass when I played on release, sadly you can't say the same because you're too homosexual
And I'm not lying when I say I played Bloodlines without any patches, official or otherwise and I beat the game without any gamebreaking bugs.
Thus that means the game didn't have any gamebreaking bugs.
>And I'm not lying when I say I played Bloodlines without any patches, official or otherwise and I beat the game without any gamebreaking bugs.
The game is actually notorious for having a game-breaking bug. I think you could use the console to cheat your way out of it though so I'm gonna pretend that's what you did.
And that fricking scene is entirely depending on his approval being high. You don't get that scene if you 1, don't up his approval or 2, romance someone else (in my case Lae'zel).
The requirements for it was initially set too low which is why some players, aka homosexuals like you, got it way too early.
>The game is actually notorious for having a game-breaking bug.
That can't be because
>I played Bloodlines without any patches, official or otherwise and I beat the game without any gamebreaking bugs.
>And that fricking scene is entirely depending on his approval being high.
IT'S NOT HIS APPROVAL METER THAT WAS THE PROBLEM, DIPFRICK
READ
READ YOU IMBECILE
>IT'S NOT HIS APPROVAL METER THAT WAS THE PROBLEM, DIPFRICK
>READ
>READ YOU IMBECILE
No, you fricking read, you dumb ape.
What parts of it you didn't get? People didn't have a problem that Gale wanted to "teach you magic", they had a problem with the fact that the only options there were gay shit or telling him to frick off and die.
Is that literally what it is? You're upset that you lose approval with Gale by turning him down?
I think you might actually be a homosexual.
>You're upset that you lose approval with Gale by turning him down?
Holy american reading comprehension.
WHAT THE FRICK IS THE ISSUE THEN, YOU FRICKING moron? I swear, you fricking homosexual. You keep changing your mind about what you're mad about. I'm starting to get angry for real with you.
You know what, frick you, here's what it is:
1, you need an approval requirement to unlock Gale's mirror scene. This was initially set too low and has been fixed.
2, you also need to NOT romancing someone else.
3, if you do get the mirror scene, and you don't want to suck Gale's wiener, pick the option that doesn't make your character suck his wiener.
4, I've never seen this scene on any patch including release because I romanced Lae'zel and Shadowheart and never talked to Gale before banging her/making sure the romance is secured.
And presto! You've managed to avoid sucking Gale's wiener! Hopefully. But who knows with you, you fricking homosexual.
>WHAT THE FRICK IS THE ISSUE THEN, YOU FRICKING moron?
I already told you what the issue was. You're simply too dumb to understand plain English.
Yeah okay, frick off, ESL.
>ESL.
That's ironic.
Tell me, how did you get
>You're upset that you lose approval with Gale by turning him down
from
?
Should be an easy task for someone who isn't an ESL, right?
Presumably because that homosexual was complaining about how the only way to turn Gale down was "have a nice day", ESL.
Yeah, telling gale to frick off was the only way to tell him off, moron.
That's why they patched it
Gale's spell-teaching scene, you now have the option to picture a future with Gale that falls somewhere in between kissing him and kicking him in the head.
You dumb piece of shit, not even your belgian overlords took your side.
My stance on this is that I don't give a frick if I tell Gale to kill himself. I don't care about his hurt feelings. But I guess you do, homosexual.
Imagine this level of reading comprehension. I wish we could just nuke India right now.
>My stance on this is that I don't give a frick
Oh, he went that way, how pathetic
It's literally been my stance this entire thread, fricking streetshitter.
You don't care so hard you've been trying to convince people for half an hour that it didn't happen.
No argument? Typical.
>What is your issue
homosexualry in video games.
We don't tolerate it, like you do. Oh skilled epic 360 no scope homosexual tolerater.
see
Frick off, ESL.
Sorry but no. Your arguments have not swayed me. I am still completely intolerant of homosexualry. Both in real life and in my fictional media entertainment.
You just didn't convince me hard enough to tolerate homosexuals and homosexualry.
>I am still completely intolerant of homosexualry.
Then you should probably stop acting like such a homosexual anon.
In what way specifically am I acting like a homosexual?
Is it my strident oposition to homosexuals and homosexualry?
Or my refusal to accept them, as you so proudly do, in video games?
Is it my intolerance of homosexualry which makes me, unlike you of course who tolerate homosexuals just fine, a homosexual?
Go on. Be specific.
>In what way specifically am I acting like a homosexual?
Well you are incapable of admitting when you are wrong, you are spamming and seething, you constantly move the goalpost about the thing you are complaining about , and you decided to spend your afternoon crying about things you dislike in video games rather than enjoying the things you do like. I would say all of those things make you a homosexual.
I've done none of those things. You are thinking of the guy who said
>its not in the game
>It wasnt in my game
>it was in the game you could just easily avoid it
>it was in the game but it was bugged so you couldn't easily avoid it
etc.
You've spent your afternoon crying that people don't like homosexuals in video games. What does that say about you, homosexual?
>literally doesn't even know the topic
>will defend the side he doesn't know anything about
what the frick, it's literally nothing to you then, why are you even here? God you're stupid
He's here to make sure homosexualy is tolerated in video games.
Becuase he's really good at tolerating homosexuals and he thinks we should all get on his gay-tolerance level.
No, he just paid attention to the game and chose the proper dialogue options.
Frog is hardwired to be the first one to frick the player at high approval and that's what happened before all patches and all hotfixes. I don't care for your excuses.
Why did they have to patch it out then?
Because it was a bug. I would've gotten it too if I hadn't gotten Lae'zel's approval up. But I didn't, because I'm not a homosexual like you.
>bug
Not according to the patch notes...
>It wasnt in my game
>I would have gotten it too...
hmmm...
I had no interest in lazeil as she looks like she has Black person features and isn't white.
My understanding is that the romance requirements linked to approval was initally set to low and that's what happened with Gale. But I never experienced it because I made a beeline to romance Lae'zel and was fricking her within the first ten minutes or so.
And FYI, I have yet to see Gale's magic mirror camp event that apparently triggers his romance.
And this was before ALL PATCHES.
>My understanding is that the romance requirements linked to approval was initally set to low and that's what happened with Gale.
Your understanding is wrong.
Literally just found the Swen interview where he talks about it but have frick sucking Gale's dick, homosexuals.
>Literally just found the Swen interview where he talks about it but have frick sucking Gale's dick, homosexuals.
>Made it less ambiguous that you're starting a romance with Gale when choosing certain dialogue options.
>During Gale's spell-teaching scene, you now have the option to picture a future with Gale that falls somewhere in between kissing him and kicking him in the head.
The frick does that have with the homosexual's affinity requirement being too low, dumbfrick?
Your understanding is flawed because your intellect is poor and your IQ is low.
>I fricked the green Black person ape
Disgusting.
>Because it was a bug
Was it also a bug that there was no in-between option between telling gale to go frick himself and suck on his wand?
>it was a bug
it literally wasn't
your options were 'mm yes give me wiener' or 'shut the frick up gale'
they had to add options afterwards because of consumer feedback
i recognized after i talked with more people, i went clockwise starting from the tiefling that wasn't drinking
>I'm saying it was easily avoidable, ESL.
If it was easily avoidable why Larian felt they have to make it more clear and add other options?
Fricking homosexual shill.
Only Swen himself claimed the companions were overly horny and needed to be patched, so which is it?
>bro if you just completely ignore the characters to the point you don't conversate with them they won't be gay on you!!
>just get good and avoid literally everything involved with them and go straight into the grove with lae'zel just so she can be the LE stupid c**t she is to some random tiefling
>thinks this is an okay way to avoid something
get fricked moron
It's literally the starting area, homosexual. It takes less time than going through the tutorial on the ship.
lmao esl homosexuals
>If you dont tolerate homosexuals you are an ESL!!!!
Swing and a miss, bumfiddler.
I'm not the homosexual who gets fricked by male wizards.
No... You're the homosexual who thinks having homosexualry in games is a skill issue. Specifically that you are so skilled at accepting and tolerating it.
absolutely sneeding
He never tried to frick me but I think that's because Frog tried fricking me first (and succeeded).
am I really supposed to believe that a supreme wizard who was personally BALLS DEEP in Mystra is a fricking gay? I mean logically sex with ANY other creature would be a complete bore to him most likely even romantically.
>a supreme wizard who was personally BALLS DEEP in Mystra is a fricking gay?
He's not a gay. He just fricks anything that moves. Gale would stick his dick in a gust of wind if it smiled at him. And so would I.
According to science if abrahamic religions didn't exist then all humans would just be pansexual, trust the science and become a homosexual already.
You think about homosexuals constantly, so it's not really surprising you ended up going down the homosexual route, you sad repressed homosexual
Ok Groomer
Who the frick even wants romance options in games? They always have shitty writing and feel forced. Who is this for? What kind of turbo virgin wants this bullshit in their games?
gays, women and "women"
I agree with you in blank slate games where you design your own back story. Shit like Mass Effect actually gets a pass because your protagonist comes with a backstory that's possible to work with.
>um thats a you issue even though the devs literally had to patch it because it was a wide spread complaint
Yep, it comes as forced and creepy.
Im more mad he is supposedly in love with Mystra yet has no problems cheating her
i impregnated your dad yesterday and he liked it
expect a new addition to the family soon
>aasimar lesbian turned into a futa
The game has been saved.
The best thing about BG3 is that for once men were exposed to the same type of behaviour that most women have to deal with even as literal fricking children by men who are just trying to frick all day. And how do you react? You throw nonstop temper tantrums and force the devs to change the game. Could you just possibly have a single moment of introspection and think that if it makes you uncomfortable to have a guy proposition for you for sex out of the blue, women must feel the same way and thats why you should stop acting like this.
He was the ultimate redpill on male behaviour and you're all too autistic to understand even a little bit of subtly.
Because it's gay, how is that hard to understand? If it was an ugly women some would still go for it, but it's the fact he's fricking gay. Imagine having people want and desire you, imagine getting complements just because you are the preferred gender, imagine getting preferential treatment just because you are designed to be taken care of, wow that's so rough and terrible, how you can't protect yourself in this world of guns and knives which defeat a man's only strength.
It's fricking gay.
>, but it's the fact he's fricking gay.
But he did this to my female character as well. A man hitting on you makes you as uncomfortable as it makes most women feel, you do understand this right?
it doesn't make me uncomfortable at all, it's just moronic
>but muh women have it so rough with everyone being a potential rapist despite the facts and numbers stating otherwise
is this board just completely filled with illiterate morons? I did not say anything about rape, nor did i imply it. I literally said proposition them for sex out of nowhere, which is what happens to the player from gale. stop fricking posting forever.
Nah, you stop posting forever, you entered a thread about people complaining that gays are annoying and the only options are being an ass or accepting it and then fricking sidestepped it into being about women having the true problem IRL, and somehow this relates to a gay man not having options.
Women having to deal with something shitty doesn't mean we should work towards making guys have to deal with it too. It means that women shouldn't have to deal with something shitty and we should work towards less of that instead. moron.
is your reading comprehension just non existent? go back and read my post you 3rd world shitstain i literally said that it shouldnt be happening.
Why do you lampoon men for not liking unwanted sexual advances? Do you look at women not wanting that in media and characterize that as "temper tantrums?" Please answer that second question with a simple yes or no.
>Why do you lampoon men for not liking unwanted sexual advances?
Thats not what i said moron. I am lampooning men for not having the introspection to realize that unwanted sexual advances suck for everyone and that they should stop doing it as well.
Most of the people I have had to reject are men, in fact I would say on average its about a difference of 10:1
>Most of the people I have had to reject are men
I don't go to gay bars so i can't relate, sorry.
I have never been to a gay bar either that doesnt stop men from hitting on me.
yes actually i do because they could just not play the game. a woman who screams and cries about scantily clad women in video games is just as bad as the homosexuals in these threads crying because gale wanted to buttfrick them.
But you never demonstrated how not unwanted sexual advances towards yourself means that you somehow don't have the introspection to know that women deal with that on the regular. Just that people shouldn't not want that now I guess.
>But you never demonstrated how not unwanted sexual advances towards yourself means that you somehow don't have the introspection
Il tell you what. Move to a 1st world country and learn english well enough to write basic fricking grammar and Il consider whatever the frick you think you are typing.
That is a complete sentence, anon. You should be the one working on your English.
>how not unwanted sexual advances towards you
>complete sentence
thank you for reaffirming you literally cannot speak english. I think what you meant to say was "not wanting people to proposition you for sex"
That is not a double negative the way it was used in that sentence, jesus christ. You're embarrassing yourselves.
>"Not unwanted"
>It's not a double negative please sirs bloody bastard sirs please sirs it's not!!!!
>the pajeet double down instead of just admitting he fricked up some extremely basic grammar.
Do i need to use chat gpt to grade your grammar rasheed?
It's piss-poor grammar and has a double negative in it, pajeet.
Do you think being a homosexual makes you look good?
Do you look at women not wanting that in media and characterize that as "temper tantrums?" You dodged the question, snake.
I just wish i had a option to shoot him down that didnt involve being a butthole about it, people can reject politely without mocking someone
>sir do the needful and respect the women sir
Men also need to deal with women they're not attracted to trying to get in their pants, having to reject people isn't something exclusive to women despite what the internet would want you to believe, it may happen more often to women but it's not exclusive to them.
>i-i-i-ive totally had to reject woman guize it happens all the time
Literally 0 people believe you anon. I never said that it only happened to women, but we both know it happens a LOT more often to women than the average man.
I never said it happens all the time, i also did say that it's more common with females and if you never had to reject a fat chick in your life then you're literally unfrickable.
I never had him in my party or ever talked to him except when he was magic starved
I also kicked him out of the party when he revealed he was a walking nuke and it let you finally get rid of him.
Never pulling his hand out of the hole again on any playthrough, I am keeping my magic items.
Astarion barely talked about anything until the encounter with Raphael in act 2 never had him proposition me
Talking to Halsin it was easy to just not pick the very obvious flirting options.
I killed that devil b***h so well turned into a lemure kek never talked to him much before that party was already full
This was before patch, maybe because I already fricked Laezel twice by the time I got to act 3
Unironically games should add a sexuality option instead of the fricking pronouns shit. Not only is it way more relevant, it would also help more people.
Just don´t pick the obvious "yes, i would like to see your magic wand" option that clearly means gay sex.
Can you tell him to frick off?
your options in current patch are
>frick me
>frick no
>frick off
>*bites hand off*
Every companion, male or female will come on to you at some point but yes. You can turn them down.
Quit lying.
Yeah, a meal made of dicks
>a durge who doesn't have his pocketed hand
can you even fricking call yourself a durge
I want the whole package, anon. A hand isn't enough.
I know who you are and you're on my steam friends list
Yes, the anons here either didn't play the game or they're actually autistic enough to not understand the connotation of the word "intimate"
And neither did the devs becuase they felt the need to patch it despite it neither being in the game or not being a problem or being easily avoidable or just being a bug, depending on how desperate the gay defense squad is this second.
>hey I wanna teach you magic
>oh cool
>btw get on your knees
Very subtle and well written
SIRS DO NOT REDEEM THE DOUBLE BLOODY NEGATIVE THE GRAMMER WAS CORRECT
Whats the best way to build a paladin bard?
What kind of weapon, stats, feats?
>But you never demonstrated how not unwanted sexual advances towards yourself means that you somehow don't have the introspection to know that women deal with that on the regular.
>But you never demonstrated how [] *wanted sexual advances towards yourself means that you somehow don't have the introspection to know that women deal with that on the regular.
blegh
>But you never demonstrated how not [] wanting* sexual advances [] means that you somehow don't [...] know that women deal with that on the regular.
I disagree. His English is clumsy and verbose like a native speaker waxing on and not editing.
also, "demonstrate that you have introspection" is quite the demand to make of someone.
I, for one, like this turn of demanding that people write fluently
What happens if you kill Gale as the Dark Urge early on? Do you get a game over because of his bomb?
If you kill him by ripping his hand off in the portal nothing will happen. But if you try to kill Gale anytime after the portal you will get a game over.
you lost the culture war btw
put it up with drugs, crime, poverty, homelessness, and afghanistan