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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    AHA AHA AHA

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      AH....AHAHAHAHAH

      wtf? does this means the switch can run starfield?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        No anon the switch can only load one goofy model at a time.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      AH....AHAHAHAHAH

      ....HAHAHAHAHAHA OH FRICK

      I can't lie, I seriously prefer the Switch visuals. I'm beyond sick of anything attempting realism, give me "garbage" please and thank you

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I agree. Just wish it was also 30fps. It adds a lot of soul to it.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >30fps

          man get the frick outta here with that. Switch barely has any 60fps games as it is. Let us have this one fricking thing.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Just buy a fricking PC moron.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            whoops thought I was replying to the FZero 99 thread

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I agree. Just wish it was also 30fps. It adds a lot of soul to it.

        I don't like how characters look in MK1, but this is some next level contrarianism

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I agree. Just wish it was also 30fps. It adds a lot of soul to it.

        I know you are bait, but it's better to laugh and call you a stupid Tendie

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        The switch port is attempting realism just failing really bad at it

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      AH....AHAHAHAHAH

      this guy looks cooked, like fully cross faded cooked

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >angry CEO vs murderer pedophile

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      that hand pose is fricking awful
      i guess the mocap couldnt handle fingers and they just left it as is

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      AH....AHAHAHAHAH

      ....HAHAHAHAHAHA OH FRICK

      starfield is so in

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      AH....AHAHAHAHAH

      ....HAHAHAHAHAHA OH FRICK

      >it looks like starfield
      hahahaha holy shit

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    AH....AHAHAHAHAH

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Once you go dicky, you start lookin' funny.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've got special eyes!

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nintendo fans get exactly what they deserve.

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It runs at 60 fps. I don't know who buys fighting games on switch, but it's a good port

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    ....HAHAHAHAHAHA OH FRICK

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Asian girls with and without makeup

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I get that the switch is underpowered but why does she change race from asian to mestizo?

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I guess its pretty funny that the Switch has outsold its competition by like 3 times.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shut up Black person.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Make me, autist.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      mmmm boot licky licky

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      LMAO.
      WiiU sold 30 million units. Almost killing Nintendo.
      Switch has only just caught up to the PS4.
      PS4 sold 140 million units as of 2021
      Switch is still counting and has caught up
      But the PS5 is not on track to being a other PS4 success.

      So "outselling" is beyond ludicrous. It's like if Nintendo and Sony were running a race, Nintendo falls on its ass and loses an entire lap behind, and suddenly thinks it's caught up. Not knowing they are still recovering from their last failure.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        you're stuck on last gen. focus on PS5 and switch.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          WiiU was Nintendo's response to the PS4 and it sold WORSE than the Xbone. While WiiU was collecting dust on shelves, the PS4 became one of the best selling consoles of all time.
          When the switch released they had to catch up to the PS4. But by the time they had caught up the PS5 released and is now repeating the success of last gen.

          So Nintendo isn't anywhere close to winning. Not when you're recovering from a devastating loss of an entire generation.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            i love posts like this just simple, pure, moronism

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              he based, you cry and cope.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                you're gay under arrest.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Switch has only just caught up to the PS4.
        PS4 sold 140 million units as of 2021
        Anon...

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          And? PS5 has already sold 40 million units and counting
          Again, switch is making up for the WiiU that only sold 30 million in its entire lifetime.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Wii U sold about 13.5 million, you're just pulling numbers out of your ass.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >My games look like shit on my underpowered hardware but at least the company that sold it to me made a shit ton of money, take that!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      HAHAHAHAHA

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    dont care his ass is still fat

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just can’t get over the fact that the best game released this year is 60usd but all the forgettable industry slop is 70usd

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the best game released this year is 60usd
      ???

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pikmin 4.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Do tendies really?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            They really.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Pikmin 4 is $50 though.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Blasphemous 2 was 30 bucks though

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Basado

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      And the forgettable industry slop still made a gorrilian dollars and everyone will get away with charging more by the time the mid gen refresh rolls around.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      All games are free, capitalist dog.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      F zero 99 is free with nso though

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >went from ugly to uglier
    wow

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >went from ugly to uglier
      >johnny cage
      >ugly
      frick off

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Mortal Kombat 1
    >1

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reboot

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Again?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, cuz Ed really wanted to.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      MK9 being good was a fluke and NRS is just moronic

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Actually MK9 is also named Mortal Kombat (2011)

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      the12th Mortal Kombat
      they already had a Mortal Kombat 1
      There for this is Mortal Kombat 1 (two)

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks exactly the same, MK1 is buttugly.

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    oh shid :skullfaceemojis: it never stood a chance

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    at least it still looks better than starfield

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    starfield switch port looks beautiful

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cool that they got Projared for Johnny Cage though

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      So what happened with this dude? Last I heard was he got caught up in some controversy where he was sending dick pics to underage fans and his wife divorced him but then there was some talk of the wife making shit up and I'm not sure what happened in the end

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        > So what happened with this dude?
        pretty sure he started his new youtube career as contrapoints

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        He made like an hour long video debunking all the claims made about him with proof and help from a lawyer. I haven't watched it myself but the general consensus is that he salvaged his name and made a full comeback.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah
          >kid that said he groomed him had a blog
          >kid wrote an article a few years ago about how he had some sort of brain concussion and had trouble remembering stuff
          >ffw to when he accuses Jared
          >he gives dates but fricks up and gives dates that line up exactly to when he had that concussion
          >basically, either he's lying about the concussion or lying about Jared, he set himself up where neither could be true
          >Jared threatened to sue the kid for defamation
          >kid gets scared and deleted every he has online and vanishes

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's got a new channel he makes weekly videos on, called "Now in the 90s", where he covers the news and games released for the equivalent year from the 90s.

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's funny because the real MK1 also looks like ass on the snes vs sega. I'm not sure why they're bothering trying to sell a game whose core audience is edgy gore addicts on a system that can't do realistic graphics.

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am fricking dying

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Beechey island looking ass

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >graphicsgayging a fighting game on console
    Get a PC you consoleBlack folk

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >when they don't think it be like it is (but it do)

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >GOT SOME GOOOOD THINGS ON SALE STRANGA

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Based. Shows you that the dev is in fact a competent one.

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    bro got that starfield background npc stare

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    So what really happened here? I mean, the textures and lights are shittier, models have fewer polygons but they're still passable, but what the frick are those eyes? I refuse to believe there wasn't a workaround for that.

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like that the Switch version crashes to 30fps any time you you have more than two character models onscreen, which is basically every single tag team combo.

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  26. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Switch owner here, that's exactly what I was expecting.

  27. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Blender bros, we did it!

  28. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    ITT: go from RTX On to GTA 4 graphics

  29. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Was the Switch version outsourced? MK11 looked far better on Switch, albeit just as blurry. MK1 looks like a Vita game.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not even a graphics problem. The entire game is a buggy mess on Switch.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Will have a chuckle if there's a bug causing the game to always display LoD models, hence the loss in facial animations, but everyone just expects the Switch version to look like shit so no one questioned it during QA.

  30. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What? A 250$ ,6 year old hardware that was still way below the average at the time struggles to run current sowftware?! NO fricking way!

  31. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's wrong with that? Mortal Kombat 1 on Switch has Starfield graphics which is next gen.

  32. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The quality of the downgrade could have been better but it mostly looks alright besides bottom right, just be glad you didn't get a cloud version

  33. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    NO FRICKING WAY

  34. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Both looks equally ugly

  35. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    its a Nintendo Switch, the toy game console famously popular with the coveted 0–12 month age demographic. Whose fricken surprised the graphics are shit and who's even playing this on on Switch anyway

  36. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >look at top right first
    >that's not so ba-
    >look at the rest
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  37. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can someone explain this skull emoji shit

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a flag for suicidal ideation.

  38. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    *inhales*

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