HAHAHAHA

*inhales*
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    AHA AHA AHA

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      AH....AHAHAHAHAH

      wtf? does this means the switch can run starfield?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No anon the switch can only load one goofy model at a time.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      AH....AHAHAHAHAH

      ....HAHAHAHAHAHA OH FUCK

      I can't lie, I seriously prefer the Switch visuals. I'm beyond sick of anything attempting realism, give me "garbage" please and thank you

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I agree. Just wish it was also 30fps. It adds a lot of soul to it.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >30fps

          man get the fuck outta here with that. Switch barely has any 60fps games as it is. Let us have this one fucking thing.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Just buy a fucking PC retard.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            whoops thought I was replying to the FZero 99 thread

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I agree. Just wish it was also 30fps. It adds a lot of soul to it.

        I don't like how characters look in MK1, but this is some next level contrarianism

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I agree. Just wish it was also 30fps. It adds a lot of soul to it.

        I know you are bait, but it's better to laugh and call you a stupid Tendie

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The switch port is attempting realism just failing really bad at it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      AH....AHAHAHAHAH

      this guy looks cooked, like fully cross faded cooked

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >angry CEO vs murderer pedophile

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that hand pose is fucking awful
      i guess the mocap couldnt handle fingers and they just left it as is

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      AH....AHAHAHAHAH

      ....HAHAHAHAHAHA OH FUCK

      starfield is so in

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      AH....AHAHAHAHAH

      ....HAHAHAHAHAHA OH FUCK

      >it looks like starfield
      hahahaha holy shit

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    AH....AHAHAHAHAH

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Once you go dicky, you start lookin' funny.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've got special eyes!

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nintendo fans get exactly what they deserve.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It runs at 60 fps. I don't know who buys fighting games on switch, but it's a good port

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ....HAHAHAHAHAHA OH FUCK

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Asian girls with and without makeup

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I get that the switch is underpowered but why does she change race from asian to mestizo?

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I guess its pretty funny that the Switch has outsold its competition by like 3 times.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shut up moron.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Make me, autist.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      mmmm boot licky licky

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      LMAO.
      WiiU sold 30 million units. Almost killing Nintendo.
      Switch has only just caught up to the PS4.
      PS4 sold 140 million units as of 2021
      Switch is still counting and has caught up
      But the ps5 is not on track to being a other PS4 success.

      So "outselling" is beyond ludicrous. It's like if Nintendo and Sony were running a race, Nintendo falls on its ass and loses an entire lap behind, and suddenly thinks it's caught up. Not knowing they are still recovering from their last failure.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you're stuck on last gen. focus on ps5 and switch.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          WiiU was Nintendo's response to the PS4 and it sold WORSE than the Xbone. While WiiU was collecting dust on shelves, the PS4 became one of the best selling consoles of all time.
          When the switch released they had to catch up to the PS4. But by the time they had caught up the ps5 released and is now repeating the success of last gen.

          So Nintendo isn't anywhere close to winning. Not when you're recovering from a devastating loss of an entire generation.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i love posts like this just simple, pure, retardism

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              he based, you cry and cope.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you're gay under arrest.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Switch has only just caught up to the PS4.
        PS4 sold 140 million units as of 2021
        Anon...

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          And? Ps5 has already sold 40 million units and counting
          Again, switch is making up for the WiiU that only sold 30 million in its entire lifetime.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Wii U sold about 13.5 million, you're just pulling numbers out of your ass.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >My games look like shit on my underpowered hardware but at least the company that sold it to me made a shit ton of money, take that!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      HAHAHAHAHA

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    dont care his ass is still fat

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just can’t get over the fact that the best game released this year is 60usd but all the forgettable industry slop is 70usd

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the best game released this year is 60usd
      ???

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Pikmin 4.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Do tendies really?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They really.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Pikmin 4 is $50 though.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Blasphemous 2 was 30 bucks though

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Basado

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And the forgettable industry slop still made a gorrilian dollars and everyone will get away with charging more by the time the mid gen refresh rolls around.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      All games are free, capitalist dog.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      F zero 99 is free with nso though

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >went from ugly to uglier
    wow

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >went from ugly to uglier
      >johnny cage
      >ugly
      fuck off

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Mortal Kombat 1
    >1

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Reboot

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Again?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, cuz Ed really wanted to.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      MK9 being good was a fluke and NRS is just retarded

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Actually MK9 is also named Mortal Kombat (2011)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the12th Mortal Kombat
      they already had a Mortal Kombat 1
      There for this is Mortal Kombat 1 (two)

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Looks exactly the same, MK1 is buttugly.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    oh shid :skullfaceemojis: it never stood a chance

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    at least it still looks better than starfield

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    starfield switch port looks beautiful

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cool that they got Projared for Johnny Cage though

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So what happened with this dude? Last I heard was he got caught up in some controversy where he was sending dick pics to underage fans and his wife divorced him but then there was some talk of the wife making shit up and I'm not sure what happened in the end

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        > So what happened with this dude?
        pretty sure he started his new youtube career as contrapoints

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He made like an hour long video debunking all the claims made about him with proof and help from a lawyer. I haven't watched it myself but the general consensus is that he salvaged his name and made a full comeback.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah
          >kid that said he groomed him had a blog
          >kid wrote an article a few years ago about how he had some sort of brain concussion and had trouble remembering stuff
          >ffw to when he accuses Jared
          >he gives dates but fucks up and gives dates that line up exactly to when he had that concussion
          >basically, either he's lying about the concussion or lying about Jared, he set himself up where neither could be true
          >Jared threatened to sue the kid for defamation
          >kid gets scared and deleted every he has online and vanishes

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's got a new channel he makes weekly videos on, called "Now in the 90s", where he covers the news and games released for the equivalent year from the 90s.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's funny because the real MK1 also looks like ass on the snes vs sega. I'm not sure why they're bothering trying to sell a game whose core audience is edgy gore addicts on a system that can't do realistic graphics.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I am fucking dying

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Beechey island looking ass

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >graphicsfagging a fighting game on console
    Get a PC you consolemorons

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >when they don't think it be like it is (but it do)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >GOT SOME GOOOOD THINGS ON SALE STRANGA

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Based. Shows you that the dev is in fact a competent one.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bro got that starfield background npc stare

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So what really happened here? I mean, the textures and lights are shittier, models have fewer polygons but they're still passable, but what the fuck are those eyes? I refuse to believe there wasn't a workaround for that.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like that the Switch version crashes to 30fps any time you you have more than two character models onscreen, which is basically every single tag team combo.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Switch owner here, that's exactly what I was expecting.

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Blender bros, we did it!

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ITT: go from RTX On to GTA 4 graphics

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Was the Switch version outsourced? MK11 looked far better on Switch, albeit just as blurry. MK1 looks like a Vita game.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's not even a graphics problem. The entire game is a buggy mess on Switch.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Will have a chuckle if there's a bug causing the game to always display LoD models, hence the loss in facial animations, but everyone just expects the Switch version to look like shit so no one questioned it during QA.

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What? A 250$ ,6 year old hardware that was still way below the average at the time struggles to run current sowftware?! NO fucking way!

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's wrong with that? Mortal Kombat 1 on Switch has Starfield graphics which is next gen.

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The quality of the downgrade could have been better but it mostly looks alright besides bottom right, just be glad you didn't get a cloud version

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    NO FUCKING WAY

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Both looks equally ugly

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    its a Nintendo Switch, the toy game console famously popular with the coveted 0–12 month age demographic. Whose fucken surprised the graphics are shit and who's even playing this on on Switch anyway

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >look at top right first
    >that's not so ba-
    >look at the rest
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can someone explain this skull emoji shit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a flag for suicidal ideation.

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *inhales*

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