hahahaha holy shit and you people STILL suck they dick

https://www.blizzard.com/en-us/legal/fba4d00f-c7e4-4883-b8b9-1b4500a402ea/blizzard-end-user-license-agreement

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I ain't clickin that, and who is "you people"? I haven't played a Blizzard game since Brood War and if you support nu-Blizz, you deserve everything that you get

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    All of their new games are online only so you haven't owned them for a while.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    So what changes?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      basically they can exploit morons even more with far less possible consequences

      If you support blizz at this point, I consider you an NPC and npcs deserve to be executed

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        so nothing changed?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >we're stealing your money and vandalising your purchase.
      >please click agree
      >(note if you don't click agree, we'll lock you out of your account and continue to steal your money, which you can't cancel because we've locked you out of your account)

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh no guess I can't play offline now *checks notes*... diablo 2? Oh geez.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >*checks notes*
      You have to go back

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        IMAGINE MY SHOCK

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >*checks pepe folder*
        You have to go back too.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >frog
          you too, homosexual. You gays can hold hands on the way back

          Pepe was popularized here you fricking mongoloids

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >popularized
            checks out

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh no guess I can't play offline now *checks notes*... diablo 2? Oh geez.

        >*checks notes*
        twitter trannies always say this shit. it's only used by people who are absolute Black folk.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          At least they admit they have zero opinions and are reading off scripts

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        >*checks notes*
        twitter trannies always say this shit. it's only used by people who are absolute Black folk.

        Thanks for the (You)s sweetie

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >frog
        you too, homosexual. You gays can hold hands on the way back

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >reddit frog
        you have to go back

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What do you mean
      I have Diablo 2 on CD
      I can play it when I want

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >He doesn't know

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Doesn't know what? My pc doens't even have an internet connection

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can count the high profile western studios on one hand no a days. Theres a significant portion who hate anime or jap stuff, so they really latch on to companies like Blizzard or Bethesda because they got no where else to fricking go.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hahahaha holy shit and you people still suck their dick

    Who is that "you people"?

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    their

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >its okay when valve does it
    /r/pcmasterrace strikes again

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    People told me they'd change with Microsoft taking over and Kotick out.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I told you the exact opposite actually.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only people who would say MS is capable of fixing anything are actual shills

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    probably to save their asses from legal problems after canning OW2 PVE

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who the frick still plays blizzard games?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      morons.
      Unfortunately there are a lot of morons out there and their behavior has an impact on the rest of us.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well, let's see. They have:
      >the best mmo
      >the best rts
      >the best console shooter
      >the best team based shooter
      >the best arpg
      >the best tcg
      So, millions of people. All they really fricked up on was moba.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the best team based shooter
        Nah that was TF2

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          before mannconomy yes you are correct

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hey go suck bLizzzz's wiener somewhere else. Disgusting degenerate

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        the moba was great, it only failed because ASShomosexualS players are insufferable Black folk and don't like good games

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >best team based shooter
        Not even normies think this anymore, Blizzard even made all their heroes free in a vain attempt to beg them to come back

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think their MOBA was actually the only thing they're the best at. I had a lot of fun with HOTS in ways none of the other games do.

        >The best MMO
        Ragnarok
        >The best RTS
        Age of Empires 2
        >The best team based shooter
        Team Fortress 2 or Paladins are both better.
        >The best ARPG
        There are way too many to choose from that are superior.
        >The best TCG
        Honestly, I have no opinion on this genre because I don't like spending hundreds of dollars to stay competitive in the genre. Shit basically invented pay to win, and digital formats should have been the solution.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm trans btw, don't know if that matters...

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Trans-racial, specifically

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        All wrong, wow. They have zero "good" games.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The company that made those "best" games does not exist anymore and has not existed for many years now. Take that dick out of your mouth and realize it's the skin of an old dead penis wrapped around a different one like some zombie condom.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Battered wife syndrome

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >they dick
    N

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This EULA is illegal. In Australia you can't sign away your consumer rights.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      this is what steam got sued for here.
      they had a refund policy that violated fundamental consumer law.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i permanently disabled my blizzard account
    feels good

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    these aren't even enforceable even in the US. Every time these come up in court the judge throws them out. It never comes up because nobody is suing over their shitty 60 dollar game.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Every time these come up
      >It never comes up
      Which is it?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        neither

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Someone from Reddit explain this shit to me

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      black dicks are bigger than white dicks usually or so my wife tells me

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      They've made it clear you dont own shit, just like all digital storefronts that can ban you for whatever bullshit they make up.

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    why havent they added a free wow sub to owners of gamepass yet? seems like easy money

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    funny thread, i laughed

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe this shit has some validity on USA(where corporations are gods) but anywhere else in the world this agreement means jackshit.

    If you are non-american and sued them for removing a game from your library you'd probably win.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah have fun suing a multi billion dollar corporation
      this is why corpos always win and can do whatever the frick they want

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It happens, though.
        https://www.playstationlifestyle.net/2021/05/05/ps5-ban-brazil-ruling/

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Reminds me of something I found recently: in League of Legends most skins have several chromas (alternate colors) and the best chroma tends to be the ruby one (most of the time it's red and gold). In all other countries the only way to get the ruby chroma is by buying the chroma pack with all chromas, but in Brazil this is somehow illegal, so the Brazilian store has the ruby chroma available for purchase separately.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Most civilized nations have protections for their citizens against greedy corps. Sorry the United States isn't one of them. Maybe your nation will catch up one day.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          so what corporations have you sued lately?
          >w-w-well none, but they all treat me so nicely...!

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    so any blizzard game created before WoW is online only?
    not my problem

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have not touched a blizzard product since they changed their ToS to give them exclusive rights over any idea or concept made in their custom maps for sc2. Then I proceeded to laugh at how any halfway competent map maker proceeded to drop blizzard like the scalding hot turd it is immediately following that. You reap what you sow you stupid fricking morons

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >ToS to give them exclusive rights over any idea or concept made in their custom maps for sc2
      I forgot about this scumbag shit, Blizzard still seething about Dota all these years later

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    valve and every other game company does the same thing, im not sure how this is news

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is any downloadable game with DRM, frickwit. Unless you get all your games from GOG/physical media, you're not allowed to complain. You fell for the sensationalist journalism.

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >pull server plug
    >cant play

    This has always been the case for online and multiplayer serviced games. Whats new and how are they wrong?

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    you haven't owned any blizzard games for at least a decade at this point
    ask any warcraft 3 player or wow private server

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"dont own anything" in quotes
    >not a quote actually in the agreement
    Snooze clickbait shit. Agreeing to forfeit your implicit copyright to in-game created content is standard procedure and has been for eons. It's why no one would be able to sue Bungie or Microsoft for using or selling community-created maps in Halo.

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >eula pops up
    >memory editor
    >find eula text
    >replace with "company owes you for pressing the agree button"
    >*agree*

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      How much money?

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >they dick
    "Their" dick. This isn't a Black person zoomer site, learn how to talk.

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    how do i stop sucking blizzard dick
    ive only ever played wow in 2006 for like 2 days (it sucked)
    what can i do
    help

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't buy or play Blizzard games. They no longer have Blizzard North so they no longer make anything worth playing.

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sometimes I dream of a future where that one guy on reddit released the gold source code for starcraft.

  33. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who still sucks their dicks?

  34. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Genuine question: What are the downsides of "not owning" a digital game? Does that mean the company can take the game off you for a reason they deem appropriate? Other downsides?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I feel like this might target people that make money off said game with a fan base.

  35. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >when nobody reads the user license agreement anyway

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