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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >what if we made splatoon for straight people
    >it flops
    pottery

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It came out?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        this
        I didn't even know this game came out, I thought it was still in beta or some shit like that. Was it shit or no?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          not shit but extremely unremarkable besides having $50 skins (for a single character out of a large roster) on top of a $30 game

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >besides having $50 skins (for a single character out of a large roster) on top of a $30 game
            wow that sounds like ass

            The moment Foamstars didn't release as F2P they were doomed, look at Ninjala, the average Gankertard goes "who?" When asked but the fact is that Ninjala is STILL ALIVE and getting content and this is because is F2P (it also has an ongoing 100+ episodes anime).

            I actually still play Ninjala occasionally, surprised that it's still getting updates and most people left playing are fricking monsters; but it helps that it's a genuinely good game you can fully enjoy without having to spend 50 bucks on some bullshit.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Was it shit or no?
          When the marketers won't even sell it to you, you know that it's horrendous.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Helldivers kinda trampled on it so I don't think sony cares

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >let's make splatoon but for trannies
      Shocking

      The duality of anon.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Safe horny.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >for straight people
      funny because all i've seen from this game is troony colors

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >day one on ps plus
      Sony paid

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >We have Splatoon at home

      There's Black folk and trannies in this game. It probably would've done better if it pandered to straight people and coomers tbqh familia

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >For straight people
      The main foam colour was troony, there were other colour sets but that scheme got more attention than the others for a reason

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        blue and pink are the main colors of cotton candy, you fricking moronic schizo.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          SEE!? SEE?! TRANNIES HAVE BEEN DESTROYING CIVILIZATION FOR DECADES!!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      *For people not attracted to children

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Splatoon 2 was the worst thing to happen to Splatoon.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It came out?

      I didn't even realize the game came out until today. What the frick

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >splatoon for straight people
      Wait, are women the only ones who play Splatoon and they all love the female Inkling and Octoling?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      more like it wasn't made for furries and pedos

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It looked like shovelware though

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    was a cash grab for Square enix to charge so much at release for items?

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't it sad that homosexuals on Ganker will hate on this, but wont say why its bad. seemed like a decent game to me

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a great game tbh, a new character just got added recently. Not sure why people think it is a flop, pretty easy to get into games and a lot of people have cosmetics.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >and a lot of people have cosmetics.
        Why does this matter, bot?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Because people are calling it a flop randomly. The cosmetics are how they make money. Use your brain anon

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            wait it wasn't f2p???

            Yeah it was given free to everyone who has PS Plus, not sure if it is still free if you weren't on PS Plus at the time.
            Not sure why people have such a bizarre response to a simple third person shooter that was free on Playstation.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It's no longer free, it was for one month only

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              people on social media not just Ganker have become drama prostitutes and want everything to be a big shit show, look at all the weird hate games like rise of the ronin got or how unicorn overlord is being attack by fire emblem "fans"

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            if omega strikers couldn't survive with massive eceleb support while on PC then a console exclusive with near minimal marketing isn't going to make it

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Was omega strikers F2P?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                yes

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I don't even know what omega strikers is tbh

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                and even less people know what foamstars is

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >posting in a foamstars thread
                I understand now, you are seething that your dead game is dead while foamstars is doing well.
                I'm sorry "omega strikers" failed anon but it will be okay

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >foamstars is doing well
                lol, it's probably as active as omega strikers

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Is it? Took me 3 minutes to find a game at launch.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              foamstars is doing well though

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                how do you know?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >cosmetic macrotransactions in a game that is not f2p

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >giving a frick about cosmetics

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          When the game is designed to advertise them, yes.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            but then what about the game which seems fine

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Don't be a homosexual. The gameplay is passable and there is nothing else to achieve (like unlocking skins). It got boring and pointless super fast

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'd play it if it was on PC or Switch I'm not gonna buy a PS5.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'll bite, visually it's a mess, the controls don't feel particularly good, has the most generic sounding VA ever that just grates on your ears, struggles to keep 60fps.
      One positive I'll give it is some of the music is good. It's just an extremely forgettable/average game.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Microtransactions were egregious as frick and there was nothing to earn ingame at launch

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it is an okay hero shooter that morons that never played it still accuse of being a splatoon rip-off even though it doesn't play like splatoon at all.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Funny enough Ninjala was also called "splatoon rip off" despite the gameplay being completely different.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you have terrible taste, game looks like fricking ass

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >monetization out the ass
      >nothing to really earn in game other than progress toward battle pass
      >unless you buy the battle pass you barely get anything
      >gameplay feels sluggish as frick
      >even worse when you step on enemy foam and it’s basically quicksand
      >characters are kind of boring. I don’t hate them but it’s clear they’re trying to be as safe as possible. At least the girls are cute?
      >timed events out the ass. Feels like the game you want to play is never available
      >single player is super barebones too

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >i need to mindlessly grind!
        >everything has to be fast!
        zoomzoom

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >i need to mindlessly grind!
          If the average gameplay is going to suck ass there should at least be a reason to play it
          >everything has to be fast!
          A game that advertises itself as a frenetic multiplayer slobber knocker should probably be fast, yeah

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Basically, because it resembles a Nintendo game. Nintendo can be inspired by games from other companies and no one will complain, but never the other way.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      battlepass = no play, simple as

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >whine about others saying it's bad
      >fails to explain why it's good

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oh yeah I forgot about this game is it dead already?

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wanted to give season 2 a shot but I couldn't find a single lobby for rubber duck party everytime I tried. It's over. Shame because I was waiting for them to add the item shop girl.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >servers shutting down in may
    absolutely fricking hilarious

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Where they said this? I can't find an article.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Pay a fee to use YOUR OWN INTERNET
      >This money doesn't even go to keeping game servers up and they will be arbitrarily shut down
      >Even for platform exclusive games
      How is ANYONE okay with this?
      I simply can't fricking fathom why anyone would stick with consoles once they started doing this shit.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i dont know either anon. this confused me way back when xbox was releasing and i was wondering why anyone would pay for that

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        One of the worst things is the money doesn't even get you dedicated servers either, it's always p2p rng host advantage shit.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        consolegays are a special breed of moron

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >$50 skins
      NO REFUNDS

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      source? That's hilariously soon

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Source?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Source?

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'll play it from time to time. Emo germ cleaner guy is pretty good if people can use him properly.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >let's make splatoon but for trannies
    Shocking

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Splatroon was already made for trannies.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where is the source saying is ded? I wanna laugh but i wanna be sure is truly ded so I don't look moronic.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You won't look any dumber than the dozen of players, trust me

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Foamstars sounds like one of those shitty scam porn games for phones

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What a shame

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What if we made this GAAS game exclusive to Sony's consoles, when not even Sony does that anymore?!

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The moment Foamstars didn't release as F2P they were doomed, look at Ninjala, the average Gankertard goes "who?" When asked but the fact is that Ninjala is STILL ALIVE and getting content and this is because is F2P (it also has an ongoing 100+ episodes anime).

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wait it wasn't f2p???

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        HAHAHAHA, NO!

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Foamstars? Nope.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The anime is also self-imposed lost media.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry but what the frick do you mean? I genuinely don't understand.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They post an one episode at time in English and delete it a week later to post another.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i assume you can find it all somewhere

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah, it's all on nyaa and there's a mega archive out there too. They also released it under some subscription streaming service if I remember right

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      looks like shit

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wtf I thought you meant 100 "episodes" of little 30 second skits or something, but it's a full on actual tv show

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      so the secret for making a F2P game to have a longer lifespan was to add creepy looking e-girl and shota characters to your game?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        And make them fully customizable, you can use any voice and any clothes, there are degenerates running around in full wedding dress while their characters have heavily male voices.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >there are degenerates running around in full wedding dress while their characters have heavily male voices
          Or maybe because it's funny? In Battlefield V, you had a ton of black lady Nazis running around.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Nah, because they are male fujoshis (there is an actual word for it but I forgot), if Splatoon is full of e-girlcons, Ninjala is full of MALE shotacons.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              not-miku is the best thing ninjala has to offer

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Funny when last Collab was literally Miku....PART 2.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What, like boy ninjas dressed as Miku?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                There is a character with Miku pigtails...and there have been two collabs with the real thing so yeah, somewhere there is a male face and voice ninja using Miku's outfit.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hope this gets a sequel one day, fun game but Switch online is so shit..

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Looking at this game I'm sure that Ninjala would be doing marginally better if it also released on PC with the same F2P systems they got going for the Switch(along with Crossplay probably).

      Aside from that, I think the reason that Ninjala is still a thing is cause Gungho has that Puzzle and Dragons money still flowing in and this game probably costs little to upkeep in comparison.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Typical PC beggar, why the frick you guys act like you can make a massive difference?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ninjala started declining around the time P2W was added, so they could probably be doing better if they left that part out. Turned the game from hidden gem to radioactive waste pretty fast.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >it also has an ongoing 100+ episodes anime

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I remember I tried playing this, and I couldn't get into it.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It has a steep learning curve and gives off a really bad first impression, but a lot of people seemed to like it more once they learned stuff like "never play RPS" and "do gumbind combos". Probably not worth the trouble of learning it these days though, the fun parts are buried under mountains of other problems now.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I miss /gum/....

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >>>/vm/

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They moved to /vm/.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        kys

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The only thing that interests me from this game is the pink b***h

      Shame it's Switch exclusive, looks cool

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ninjala is basically Dissidia, gameplay wise.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's because they got the co-producer of the first Dissidia to work on it. No idea if he's still around though, it feels like a lot of the original staff left after Lab with how things have been deteriorating.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >same devs who made Replicant remake
    FFS MAKE DRAKENGARD 1 REMAKE ALREADYA AAAAAAAAAAAAA

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would've played it if it was on PC

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they should have given it the helldiver 2 treatment
    releasing on PC as well

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >wanted to laugh at Foamstars' death.
    >But can't find any EoS announcement anywhere.
    Frick you guys, game is ded but if is not officially ded then there is not point!

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    oh no how could this have happened?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      these corpos can waste 500 million dollar in flops over flops and never go bankruptcy, so i bet is all money laundering.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >mobile game tier graphics
      Seriously, even the characters on the banners look like they were just thrown into some stock 3D engine with shitty lighting.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >$40 game
      >$40 skins
      >$20 battlepass
      I'm convinced Sony never actually intended foamstars to be successful. They just gave some shit studio some money to make "our own Splatoon" to satisfy investors and that was it.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >nice looking game ruined by abusive "micro" transactions
      i know they are purely cosmetic and can be ignored, but 45 bucks a skin is way too far

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's a bundle. The skin by itself is $11.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          well, that's isn't too bad then. league skins are worst. but again, league is F2P

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      These are all reasonably priced though.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      who the frick pays for that shit

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oh okay it literally was a cash grab

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >HURRR ONLINE GAME HAS MICROTRANSACTIONS
      and? a different skin doesn't help you play better

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >pay $30 entry fee
      >literally everything in the game still has real life purchase costs slapped onto it
      At that point just refund and boot up a gacha, at least you know you're getting scammed the second you click 'download for free'.

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >GaaS
    >Playstation only

    they asked for this

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I really want to cum inside Mel T.

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    too bad

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is one of the funnest shooting games i've ever played, it reminded me of the fun i had with the first PvZ. People who hate on Foamstars have such shit taste or are mad because they suck at it

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No squid kids, no buy. Simple as.

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this game gives off desperate vibes, like they want a coomer audience that soifaces over the fact that its splatoon with generic anime graphics, :O so japanese and quirky must swipe credit card!

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >splatoon compitator
    >with cute girls
    >.....playstation ex-
    FRICKING RUINED HANG THE Black person THAT DECIDED THAT IDEA

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i think everyone could see it was gonna flop from a mile away, i dont think they even care, probably got enough money from the sony deal alone

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She cute
    When does her game come out?

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    will never understand the hate for cosmetics, like why do you actually give this much of a frick over something that doesn't even matter and made for people who wants it, are you that much of an entitled poor moron

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Square Enix is finished

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i had forgotten i downloaded this thing with ps plus
    i'm gonna check it out
    i'm assuming helldivers took the wind out of this thing's sail?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sail? That thing is a raft bro

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >came out right around the same time as Splatoon 3 DLC when it’s desperately trying to be not-Splatoon
      >and Palworld and Helldivers 2 right after
      This thing got curbstomped at launch. They probably should have had more content to keep people interested because it’s a major nothingburger

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why does every second new gay american product feel like "we have anime at home"?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it was made by japs

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Damn, there must be something going on for this to be the result. It looks the ds cover art for the western port of a japanese game.
        Oh, I get it, they collaborated with fricking gurihiru.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          not every nip artist goes for the anime cartoony look, sometimes you get stuff like this that looks more "international".
          >gurihiru
          but yes, this also makes a lot of sense.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Foamstars is a Square Enix game

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >40USD
    This is a $20 title.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Even that’s generous. I only bothered to try it because the Playstation store was literally giving it away

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it would be cheaper to just go to a soapland

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