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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    *curse of the losts you*

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Vile

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Curse of the Lost in the Void
      i'm going to bite my arm off

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      constant curses on hard mode are one of the reasons i play the game way less
      >lol a level takes 3x as long because it teleports you randomly around
      >lol turn up your birghtness
      >lol either don't take the item or take it but your run is over if it's bad

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >curse of the lost
      its annoyed me a couple times, curse of the blind is just pure shit thoughever

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      *installs no curses mod*
      >you didn't beat the god damn gam-
      Sure But I actually had fun playing it, and if it's not fun, why bother?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        you still didnt beat the game

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          If you have any mod installed you didn't beat the game
          But you beat a better, more enjoyable, more fair and less arbitrarily punishing version of it
          Would you say "you didn't beat the game" if you got Curse of the Lost and just pulled out a piece of paper and drew your map? Same thing as regular gameplay effectively, just a lot more tedious.
          The only curses that actually affect gameplay are Blind and Labyrinth.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            you
            did not
            beat the game

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              If I did beat the game for real, would Edmund McMillen come to my house and serve me a delicious perfectly cooked hundred dollar steak paid for with his Isaac money?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Happened for me.

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chud

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Millions must cry.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Millions must cry.

      how is this funny? youre targeting millions of downtrodden men. maybe think twice about your "meme"

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I am a downtrodden man. I just think the Chud meme is funny because it's just lefties attempting to repurpose a Wojak to attack righties and making a mockery of themselves in the attempt.

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did/TBOIG/ die in /vg/?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Games without updates don't have thriving generals. There's only so many times you can discuss the same things over and over before people don't care anymore.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Games without updates don't have thriving generals. There's only so many times you can discuss the same things over and over before people don't care anymore
        Unfortunately that's not true. It should be but if it was there wouldn't ten thousand threads for decade old VNs and idol games. All that matters is how autistic and parasocial the fanbase is

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          i guess we should thank the attentionprostitute artgays that made everyone leave

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yet Doki Doki Literature Club, a 3 hour visual novel has 1600+ general threads

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      it shouldn't have had a general in the first place.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry bro, I went to the bathroom and when I came back the thread was kill, never to be remade again.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      gacha players

      D7 and D8 are terrible. D4 is fantastic if you're not The Lost. It's basically a guaranteed way to get a won run if you play correctly.

      >abusing the d4 bug
      d10 is also relatively useless, even with the buff

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      i thought the multiplayer annoucnemt would revive it but i guess not

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish I knew. Just got issac recently and already 300h deep

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post Issac jumping
    I like the item because he looks happy during the animation

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks man very nice

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        SOVL

        SOULLESS

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    First Isaac is so soulful compared to Rebirth it's a crime. If only it had the dark room path and a bit more item variety

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      i've been playing wrath of the lamb on a flash emulator. the only problem i've run into is that it sometimes freezes, but if i restart between games that's rare.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      pixel style too clean

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        And it kind of sucks. Flash's art wasn't particularly good, but Edmund was actually a very good artist (at least then) so they were kind of "good artist bad". Like you could grasp a lot of personality from the graphics.
        Nicalis' pixel slop is just bad and it isn't interesting to look at.

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lilith cute

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hey anon! I'm putting you in control of balancing the game, so long as you don't remove anything, what changes will you start with?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Locust synergies for Tainted Apollyon

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Obligatory Void/Delirium rework

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unique transformations for getting 3x of
      >Bomb upgrades
      >Beans
      >Zodiac upgrades

      Also an upgrade after taking 10 out of the 12 different pills in a run.

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    So what % damage reduction does void boss have? More than hush? I went in with stacked items and the datamining card effect which had nutty damage effects and it took me 5 minutes to get him down to 30%, couldn't even kill him. Meanwhile I nuked hush within 5 mins with much less powerful items.

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pros towards marrying Madomme
    - Amorphous blood body can be shaped to fit personal tastes
    - Legions of demonic gimp followers.
    - Orgies 24/7
    - Willing to try almost ANYTHING
    - Actually a devoted lover
    - The safe word is "King me"

    Cons towards marrying Madomme
    - High chance of her biting your dick off
    - Smells like iron

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    We're so back.

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm gonna use the dice!

    [...]

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hate the dice items.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry about your low iq

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          The only ones worth anything are D6 and D20

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            The only bad dice are the D4 and the D100

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              D7 and D8 are terrible. D4 is fantastic if you're not The Lost. It's basically a guaranteed way to get a won run if you play correctly.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                D7 is good to get room clear rewards and even better if you have items that spawn pickups after clearing rooms.
                D8 isn't great, but it's not bad. Changing your stats for something hopefully better isn't terrible.
                >D4 is fantastic if you're not The Lost
                Why The Lost specifically? Unless you get 0 quality garbage the entire run, it doesn't do much.

                I wish they'd add tainted characters to the daily run rotation. Except Cain. And Blue Baby. And Apollyon. Actually, uh, never mind...

                Tainted Apollyon is great.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I like the concept of T Apollyon but the lack of abyss synergies means runs with him are very samey.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2551964854
                try this

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Abyss turning active items into something actually helpful just makes him one of the best characters in the game.

                D7 can be abused to get extra resources and D8 can unfrick your stats if your run is particularly atrocious. They aren't awful, but their use case is obvious to justify their existence.
                D4 used to be dogshit because it'd turn your entire run into breakfast. It's fun now that it doesn't exhaust the pool.
                Only D10 and D12 are particularly hard to justify a use case for. D10 may have been buffed significantly but if your run needs enemies downgraded you're already in a shit situation, you should be able to beat basic enemies with base stats so it's just a filler item until you find a real one. D12 requires a room with lots of rocks and obstacles to justify using over and over, but you'll rarely get value out of that since you're either going to be trying to spawn more marked rocks or special rocks for the floor (mushrooms, polyps, skulls) or get past rocks and are praying for explosive barrels to get through.

                D10 having a two-room charge to make enemies (including Grimaces) weaker is great. Certain rooms can have some really annoying enemies, so making them easier is just nice.
                D12 is also great, since it can spawn Tinted Rocks, Crawlspaces, Golden Poops and more. Even just normal Poops or Fireplaces can give you things.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                D7 can be abused to get extra resources and D8 can unfrick your stats if your run is particularly atrocious. They aren't awful, but their use case is obvious to justify their existence.
                D4 used to be dogshit because it'd turn your entire run into breakfast. It's fun now that it doesn't exhaust the pool.
                Only D10 and D12 are particularly hard to justify a use case for. D10 may have been buffed significantly but if your run needs enemies downgraded you're already in a shit situation, you should be able to beat basic enemies with base stats so it's just a filler item until you find a real one. D12 requires a room with lots of rocks and obstacles to justify using over and over, but you'll rarely get value out of that since you're either going to be trying to spawn more marked rocks or special rocks for the floor (mushrooms, polyps, skulls) or get past rocks and are praying for explosive barrels to get through.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            eD6 can be great on early floors. and Spindown can often be run winning.

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish they'd add tainted characters to the daily run rotation. Except Cain. And Blue Baby. And Apollyon. Actually, uh, never mind...

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      if they added T Cain to dailies, you would be able to look at his crafting seed in advance and figure out how to make some powerful items quick.

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    why
    is
    he
    angry?
    oh, solly

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just 2 more months until the winter sale so I can get this game and all the DLC at half-price.

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Both Apollyon and his tainted version are boring characters.

    the only good thing I can think of is the T. cool sprite.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Apollyon being shit is just a symptom of everything in Afterbirth+ being shit.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Both Apollyon and his tainted version are boring characters.

        the only good thing I can think of is the T. cool sprite.

        Just un-nerf Apollyon. He wasn't even that strong before the nerf.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Being able to take blind items is nice. You can go exclusively alt path and feel no pressure taking the blind item (I usually just skip if the normal item sucks) so if it's cursed eye you can just void it.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Regular Apollyon isn't that great because Void is fricking shit due to actives still being trash, his Tainted is great because of he makes actives no longer trash. Both look cool, too.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Apollyon is a glorified recycling bin, the tainted version is just better at it.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          The "recycling bin" is better than the "litterer"

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            just wait till I get the perfect poop to throw at you.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              That's not the "litterer", that's a "good character"

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Are you talking about t. Cain? Yeah, that guy sucks.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                t. cain is good, just learn how the fricking crafting bag works and check your fricking super secret rooms

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                spreadsheet simulator the character.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                learn how the fricking bag works you moron
                you think the only way to win is to literally cheat because you can't comprehend where good pickups spawn or how to get them so you shove garbage like coins, bombs, keys, and red hearts in there and wonder why you never get damage upgrades

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I simply refuse to play with him, you are just making portable slots in the secret room anyway.

                And I'm playing Isaac pre-patched, when t. Cain had fixed recipes for all runs and he still sucks.
                >so fun to min max for 3 hours hur dur

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I simply refuse to play with him, you are just making portable slots in the secret room anyway.
                that doesn't fricking work anymore dumbass
                oh look it's the extremely common super secret layout with black sacks in it I now have brimstone because I got two bone hearts and two black hearts combined with the battery I took from the shop and soul hearts as filler

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >that doesn't fricking work anymore dumbass
                don't care. Until I patch my game, he is working like that and I still refuse to play with him.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                sorry about your brain tumor that prevents you from learning how a single item works and instead cheating at your runs

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm sorry if you mistake abuse for fun.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                learn how the fricking item works and use it properly and maybe you'll learn to have fun with it dumbass
                stop putting complete garbage in your crafting bags and thinking that you can only get dogshit items unless you look up recipes online with a calculator when all your bags are full of dogshit because you want to make godhead out of the crap that dropped out of your first pedestal item and are surprised that you got sissy long legs when your bag is 3 coins two hearts and 3 keys

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                you keep saying I'm playing wrong when I specifically said I'm playing pre-patch and called it spreadsheet simulator.

                I know how to get ~le good items. I simply don't care to put in the effort when I could play any other character and simply get those items instead of crafting them like a dweeb.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                maybe if you stopped using the cheat sheet you'd learn to have fun with the character but your brain tumor clearly prevents you from enjoying being forced to exert a level of control over your runs and you'd rather just play without having to think of any of the game's mechanics ever

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I play for fun, for challenge, I will enjoy lost, t. lost, hard but fun characters.

                But I refuse to play boring characters that remove the fun of the game. I'm sorry if your autismo can't comprehend that people play to enjoy themselves. Keep picking up with your cuck bag, maybe you can craft a reply that I will give frick.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                you have no idea how pickups work or how the crafting bag works and instead of deciding to learn you decide to cheat because you can only think in the most straight forward way possible letting complete randomness decide your runs instead of exhibiting control over your run which is the main thing that puts this game above the rest of the genre, the fact that there's some control with the randomness instead of just total randomness
                this game is not good because there are random items inside rooms but because you can make some items more likely to appear given you know how and tainted cain is that idea taken to the logical extreme

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                BOO

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                yes anonymous this character is infact total dogshit this is not some grand revelation
                do you want a medal

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >muh randoness makes me feel sad, why roguelikes are like this, good thing i can play the baby mode character where i get too chose the itens i can have
                You better stick with linear games, scrub.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                even if in a vacuum tainted cain is the best character if you take careful notes and break the game as much as possible, it just isn't fun to play that way
                d6 provides enough control without requiring every run to bloat into being over an hour and a half long

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not saying he's the best character I'm saying people hate on him way too much because they don't understand how he works and dumbasses think he's the fricking antichrist.

                >muh randoness makes me feel sad, why roguelikes are like this, good thing i can play the baby mode character where i get too chose the itens i can have
                You better stick with linear games, scrub.

                The difference between isaac and every other dime a dozen dogshit roguelike is that in isaac you have some amount of control over the game and exuding your control over the game systems in spite of the game being random is what makes it good. The best runs being where you turn a run where if you did nothing you would be dead into something great because you know how the inner mechanisms work. The control is what makes it good over three meaningless upgrades that all do the same thing being thrown in your face (they all do the same thing but my bullets are different colors).
                >where i get too chose the items i can have
                I'm not playing the literal baby mode version of the character that you're playing so I'm forced to make informed choices based on game knowledge when I play tainted cain instead of pulling up a fricking cheat sheet.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                tainted cain just has boring and unfun mechanics

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                you just don't want to have to think about the game differently ever
                it's different because the focus is on special room layouts and otherwise benign scaling items and trinkets instead of item rooms but 99% of people can't manage to wrap their head around it

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                just because hes different doesnt mean hes good or fun

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                just because he's different doesn't mean you need to reject him completely and refuse to put any effort into it

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                ive had enough of your tomfoolery anon

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                yeah because playing on an old patch while using a cheat sheet is the pinnacle of effort

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh yeah? What are you gonna do? Shove your big veiny throbbing dick into my tight butthole?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                cute moronic twink!

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    T. Apollyon tears should be "fly tears", tears with wings. But I have no idea how should they behave.

    (they can't behave like Guppy's flies, too op)

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are you planning to make a mod?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        perchance

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Neat

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Like Ludovico, but instead of a giant tear, it's a swarm. The tears would loosely follow the invisible cursor as if you would be guiding the tears.

      Also, the tears would be tiny like onions milk

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >feel like playing tboi
    >don't feel like playing it matters unless my runs make dead god progress
    >remember that the next things I have to do are tainted characters, Backasswards, and fricking Jacob & Esau

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >feel like playing tboi
      Do a daily, I always do a daily when I just want to have fun.

      >(...)are tainted characters
      these are mostly fun as hell.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Tainteds
      Many are fun
      >Backasswards
      Thats a fun challange
      >J&E
      Once you get used to them they are pretty fun

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    coop Ganker runs soon, fellow isaacs

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Speed...
    I am speed...

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      how do you get the camera that zoomed out, just messing with the scale settings in the config file or whatever? or is it a mod? how's it look in a 1x1 room?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        The Max Scale option in optinions.ini (located in the Repentance folder in "My Documents") or this mod which lets you change it in-game.
        https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2713441717
        Helps immensely when fighting Delirium/Hush.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          SO WHY THE FRICK KILLBURN DIDN'T MANAGE TO MAKE THE MOTHER FIGHT WORK LIKE IT WAS IN THE ANTIBIRTH?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Uhhh uhhhh uhh don't ask questions.

            >allows for separate options for different room sizes
            good shit, exactly what i was hoping for
            also huh, i somehow never realized that even the bigger room sizes are rectangularly-proportioned. i figured that was only for 1x1, and the bigger ones were proper squares.
            i guess it makes sense.

            That effect can really get distracting because the game has to constantly pause and reset itself when you change the max scale. I just stick on that option I use in that pic.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              alright yeah, i just tried it for a bit. sucks that it's like that, but at least it seems you can mitigate it somewhat by just playing in windowed.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >allows for separate options for different room sizes
          good shit, exactly what i was hoping for
          also huh, i somehow never realized that even the bigger room sizes are rectangularly-proportioned. i figured that was only for 1x1, and the bigger ones were proper squares.
          i guess it makes sense.

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    How to play Tainted Cain:
    >~
    >r bag of crafting
    >g [items you find]
    Enjoy

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    T. Cain should’ve been sent back to the drawing board instead of being in the current state he’s in

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >kilburn
      >ever rethinking anything he adds to the game
      theres a reason he's not working on it anymore anon

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      vanilla T cain was the perfect, al they had to do was remove the clicker from the crafting menu and that was it but instead they fricked it all up so now hes dogshit and a chore to play

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    this anon is incredibly angry this might be kilburn himself.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm just tired of people disrespecting a character that is genuinely even not that bad and pretending that its the antichrist of repentance.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        that's fine, t. cain isn't evne that bad compared to walking atrocities like jacob and esau

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          J&E aren't that bad compared to T. Cain.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wouldn’t be surprised

  26. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >add one slightly conventionally attractive character (one of the artists' OCs, basically)
      >fanbase goes feral

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        love me some big teeth and big horns and big hair simple as

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >artist added xir OC in
        Too bad the artist has sameface syndrome, BAD. Hot sameface though.

  27. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The grooming of Isaac
    cringe

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Mentally ill child without a father figure falls into the trap
      Makes sense tbh.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        don't forget that isaac kills himself, important detail

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          It was by accident though, wasn't it?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            no, he thinks he's a demon and that's why he does it, why do you think he gets in the chest?

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              I thought he was a moron and trying to hide.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes but he had every intention of doing it.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nope, it was entirely willful.

            Yes but he had every intention of doing it.

            He could've left at any time, he willfully retreated into the chest as his escape because he felt like he deserved it. None of the (real) endings show the chest being locked.
            Dying in the game is Isaac leaving the chest early, robbing him of his catharsis. Completing a run is him dying.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      if you wanna accuse the devs of being groomers or pedos, you have loads of better material to dig through than a random tweet from steakmund. how about the fact that all of the repentance devs made porn of isaac and co in the past? or how kilburn added his waifu into the game as a playable character?

  28. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    isaac and his isaac were living in an isaac.

  29. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I played t. Cain when he had fixed recipes. Everyone talked about spending 20~ minutes fricking around to craft d20 and mom's key and then all the actual items they wanted. In reality it was just using the console to spawn items but with extra steps involved so I instead opted for just giving myself items via console and getting all my t. Cain marks done in like 20 min total

  30. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bethany sex, however

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      frick off, Kilburn

  31. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    why do people lust after a little kid wearing a wig

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      lilith is kawaii and the hair update looks good

  32. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Too much anti-fun bullshit
    Killed all my motivation to play
    I'm not interested in cbt
    I'm not doing this shit hundreds of times
    Chew my ass, Edmund
    You won't fool me again

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Chew my ass, Edmund
      Is it like a steak?

  33. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    are you guys ready for isaac online?
    will there be Gankereekend rooms?
    https://twitter.com/tyronerodriguez/status/1707522206358761705?s=20
    https://twitter.com/tyronerodriguez/status/1708940220165706092?s=20

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      How does Isaac MP even work? You have to split items?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        that's how it works in local coop, and how it worked in the hidden beta version of online, so it'll probably be how it works in the finished online unless they mess with it
        upsides are that you can time it to get multiple items from multi-choice item pedestals (J&E can do the same themselves) and iirc bosses spawn multiple items in a row per player

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        tyrone confirmed that each person gets their own separate boss and treasure room item. that being said you will still need to share shops and devil/angel deals.

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