Has a video game's plot ever been so batshit as to make you just, stop for a moment and wonder what the hell is going on?

Has a video game's plot ever been so batshit as to make you just, stop for a moment and wonder what the hell is going on?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Finally a good sonic reboot

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    sonic goes to the real world dude

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >sonic team has gone down to the point of copying Sonic X

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        So who's gonna be the Chris Thorndyke of Frontiers?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I would never hit OP, b-but I'd lay into you!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I-I-I said I would never hit OP, but I'd lay into you!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's so fricking weird watching streamers or youtubers that were only popular in their own very isolated spheres suddenly become mainstream. I'm now seeing Jerma psycho memes and Oneyplays references all over the place and even irl.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Smiling Friends must have been the best thing to happen to a lot of YouTubers.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That's what happens when TV dies and streaming services can't deliver a single fricking watchable thing

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Sonic discovers that he has been living in the Matrix the whole time
    Could be interesting but this is Sonic Team we're talking about so it will be shit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This. I could see this story being good, and it certainly sounds better than the story of most Sonic games.
      But with this team, I don't see them landing the execution.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >interesting
        >recton of fricking everything that came before
        no

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This. I could see this story being good, and it certainly sounds better than the story of most Sonic games.
      But with this team, I don't see them landing the execution.

      >Could be interesting
      >Sonic's unique world and aesthetic being retconned to never have actually existed and rebooted into some generic BotW/Final Fantasy shit is "intresting"
      I was going to call you a massive homosexual but I realized it's not your fault. Sonic Team's bullshit have filled people with so much rot that Sonicgays have to dig a hole through the barrel and start digging into the dirt to find any sort of posotive into this franchise.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Sonic's unique world and aesthetic being retconned to never have actually existed
        Anon that happened. It only sort of came back for generations and forces

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          False.
          Sonic's old home on South island canonically existed in all the adventure era games, and debatably still exists even in fricking unleashed.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Of course it existed in Adventure. The retcon of the canon that existed from 1 through the trilogy, the adventure games, heroes, shadow, battle and the advance series happened in 06. After which no game has had plot elements that dealt with elements introduced in previous games.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Actually '06 only canonically retconned itself, and the events of Soleanna and forfeited canon status to Rush/Rivals

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The thing is, other games have actually made reference to 06 since then, implying Sonic still has memories of it happening.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, he can remember it happening, because he was present for it.
                That doesn't mean in a chronological sense that it DID happen.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Do you just say words without understanding them or are you actually serious?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Which games?
                Aside from Generations, Sonic never mentioned or returned to Soleanna.
                Silver and Blaze are soft resetted as well after '06.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It baffles me that 06's story continues to filter brainlets. People unironically still think 06 isn't canon because they undid the majority of events by the end.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >interesting
        >recton of fricking everything that came before
        no

        Just '06 the ending. Defeat the final boss, use the MacGuffin and now Frontiers is none canon. Problem solved.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >sonic team constantly wants to reboot the series
      >each time they pussyfoot it and only half-do it
      >pretend it never happened in the next game

      This. It'll be retconned and forgotten about when the next game rolls around. There is no cohesive canon in this shit series.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Sonic was basically already in the real world in Adventure 1+2, '06, Sonic X, the new movies
        either that or it has all been a fever dream

        now they reboot it and don't even have frickable Moebius characters. Its like they successfully destroy the last thing that keeps people interested. Artists tried to make due with that alien robot.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yep. Every time you get excited for something Sonic related or think "Hey, this has potential!" Remind yourself, it's "Sonic Team."

      Why do I even listen for news about this series?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Sonic relizes everything is fake
        >Mild sadness at best
        >Quip/speech about how even if isn't real it's real to him
        >Either the worlds merge or some gay shit happens that makes the plot point irrelevant

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Exactly. Status quo by next game guaranteed. Sonic is allergic to canon.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >tfw cris chan predicted the future

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You didn't listen. You laughed. You don't deserve the truth anymore.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This is a dumb premise for the series.

      This is also a factor

      >sonic team constantly wants to reboot the series
      >each time they pussyfoot it and only half-do it
      >pretend it never happened in the next game

      This. It'll be retconned and forgotten about when the next game rolls around. There is no cohesive canon in this shit series.

      >This. It'll be retconned and forgotten about when the next game rolls around
      Yeah everyone already forgot iizuka's stupid "classic sonic is from another universe" bullshit

      >Since Sonic Unleashed we've been in "Cyberspace"
      >[spoiler]Outside of cyberspace is the real world
      >Next game is Sonic Adventure Remake, retconning the adventure series to take place after the cartoony human games and in the real world established by Frontiers.[/spoiler]

      I don't see them touching Adventure games again. They are too fricking moronic to handle them and should now that if they frick up SA3 they won't have anything else to ever create hype for people again

      Um.. bros?!??!

      Stupidest shit I've read in a week. I'll 100% choose to pretend it isn't real regardless of how it's executed.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >I don't see them touching Adventure games again
        Iizuka has expressed interest in returning to Adventure in interviews. His directorial freedom probably depends on the success of Frontiers

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >I don't see them touching Adventure games again.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I have a little hope

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >I have a little cope
        ftfy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It could be interesting if handled as a meta story element, discussing how incredibly formulaic and unambiguous Sonic games have been for the last decade, but we both know that's not where this is going.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They'll just give it Sonic 06's ending to cover their asses.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Any game with Green Hill Zone or that mentions it took place in some kind of simulation
      What? How does that work? Wouldn't that erase pretty much everything? And all the works that don't mention it (Don't even know which ones) would at least tell he knew Eggman from a long time, and the cast of characters are real anyway so he had to know about them at some point, how did they meet?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Shad05 and Sonic 06 are the only canon games now.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Kingdom hearts

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    sonic goes to the real world dude

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is so beyond moronic that I fully believe that Sonic Team will do this.
    At this point I'm siding with the "Sonic is better off with Nintendo" gays that post all the time because utter destruction of the fanbase and franchise is at this point preferable over Sonic Team's incapabuility of doing anything right.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sonic leaves the matrix and discover whats truly important
    Floating ghost dicky

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      why ghost dicky?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's illegal to have sex with children under the age of 18 but the law says nothing about ghost e-girl's who are technically over a hundred years old.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >sonic in the real world
    wasn't that sonic adventures?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sonic Adventure took place on the same world as the classic games. The humans comment on Sonic's past adventures.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I know Sonic X is non-canon, but I always liked how they handled it the most. Sonic and friends come to Earth from another world, then during the story they summon in parts of Sonic's world so the Adventure series can happen.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        no according to Izuka that has been retconned. SA1/2, 06, Unleahed ect. take place on the "Human world", the previous games were on the "Animal World".

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >he doesn't know
          Not to mention that doesn't make sense anyway, Angel Island is in SA1 for frick's sake.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Didn't Tails clarify that the mainland is primarily inhabited by humans and it's the islands where Mobians live?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Pretty sure he did.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              yeah i always assumed SA1 was robotniks first attack on human civilization

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            o my bad, that is good to know tbh. it was incredibly moronic anyways

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Angel Island is in SA1 for frick's sake.
            Yeah, because the ME allows people to travel dimensions like in X.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I can't believe Sega actually “hired that man”

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Actually it's all a dream Sonic is having, and he's just a human kid.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You joke, but this is Sonic Team.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's a dream inside a simulation inside a dream inside a simulation inside a dream inside, and all of that is in a snow globe being held by a little autistic boy.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          And the boy's name is Christian.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            He just won in the end

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      whats the giant hammer for

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Giant tails

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        squashing turts

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Everyone had a giant inflatable hammer in the 90s UK... I'm not even joking.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah I remember seeing these pop up all the time back then. What was the origin of them? I never thought about it until now.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Was gonna call you out but then I remembered my giant inflatable hammer...

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Everyone had a giant inflatable hammer in the 90s UK

          frick me, now that I think about it

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          not true. I had a giant baseball bat

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Can confirm. It was to be found at every seaside town and holiday park. Some had a squeaky head.
          Seriously thanks for the flashback, but I do now feel old as frick.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        CBT

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The hat of Discipline. DO YOU LIVE IN A CAVE?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Man of culture spotted.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They really are trying to make a game so bad that it kills SEGA and Sonic for good

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ian what the frick

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Indigo Prophecy

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Archieshit writer everyone

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ugh. That's so fricking awful.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Other than "digital world" isn't this the plot of most fricking sonic stories? Like how did we go from Green Hill where the only life is animals, sonic, and dr eggman, to fricking Sonic Adventure where there are humans and G.U.N and shit?

    Also
    >sonic x, he gets transported to earth
    >sonic movies, he gets transported to earth
    I don't like the "digital world" thing, but at the same time it's basically just a different take on multiple worlds which they have done time and time again.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Since Sonic Unleashed we've been in "Cyberspace"
      >[spoiler]Outside of cyberspace is the real world
      >Next game is Sonic Adventure Remake, retconning the adventure series to take place after the cartoony human games and in the real world established by Frontiers.[/spoiler]

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >that's why iizuka mentioned adventure in the interviews
        this would actually be kinda cool

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        holy shit

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'm John Wilson; thanks for watching.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Like how did we go from Green Hill where the only life is animals, sonic, and dr eggman, to fricking Sonic Adventure where there are humans and G.U.N and shit?
      I think the idea was that Sonic 1, 2, CD, Choatix, and 3&K were set in some random Pacific island and Sonic Adventure 1 takes place like in some Mexican tourist town like Monterey (maybe) and Sonic Adventure 2 takes place in LA (before traveling around the world)

      With heroes, who the frick knows. Maybe it's back on the original Genesis islands.
      And Shadow the Hedgehog goes back to the USA.

      Then 06 reboots the story and Sonic has ceased to have a real continuity ever since. Oh well.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Has a video game's plot ever been so batshit as to make you just, stop for a moment and wonder what the hell is going on?

    this part in MGS2.
    and it turns out even the game didn't know what was going on to the point that MGS4 had to explain

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, I will believe some random, bazilian literally-who on the plot of a Sonic game

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >they actually made a story that can re-weave some continuity between the soft-reboot settings of every game in the past 16 years
    Now to wait and see if they actually deliver on that going forward (I don't really expect them to)

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    this sounds kino and would give them a good reason to ditch classic for good afterwards if he blows up cyberspace

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So Sonic is Neo?

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    sonic if he real

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    NOT CANON

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it would really be a bizarre story choice with "origins" coming out the same year
      like this is "mega man coming out of the game console into a little boy's room in the real world" tier
      which did happen but only in an OVA everyone forgot about

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        People are controlled by bread and circuses. Politics is just another kind of circus for those not into sports.
        That's why I'm not into it.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          you don't need to defend your lazy world view anon, it's just a picture.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            go back to voting or whatever cucks like you do

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Uncalled for levels of based for a sonic thread, anon.
              People are not ready for the anti-voting redpill

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Retcon fricking everything to be fake and gay
    >Fresh off the heels of a well received Sonic Origins and a movie that takes most it's plot from Sonic 3&K
    Holy shit these people are fricking morons

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >well received Sonic Origins

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Eggman: Sonic, it's about time you discovered new Frontiers
    >*turns off cyberspace*
    >cut to the real world with Eggman holding a realistic hedgehog in his lap and then letting it walk out into the grass

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Would be a amazing gag ending

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Um.. bros?!??!

      both of these would be great

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      top kek. I hope they do something moronic like this. would be funny as frick

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      > tiny FMV sonic the hedgehog visual novel game of an old man and his hedgehog about 2 minutes long after the credits
      > walk into the sunset ending
      >"Come now sonic, if we're to get the last of the sunshine we gotta go fast."
      > THE END
      Literally retcon the entire series to be the dreams of an autistic hedgehog. whenever someone calls them out on some stupid shit or some plot inconsistency they can just go "sonic drempt it that way".

      Also eggman is wearing a sweater with a hedgehog stitch pattern on it at one point.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >drempt

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          of everything in that post that's what you had issue with???

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            yeah

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Morbidly curious to see it play out

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Final Fantasy games never make any sense.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Um.. bros?!??!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      AHAHAHHAAHA WHAT THE FRICK NO WAY

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Classic Sonic is fricking dead
      >Modern Sonic is living a dream since Adventure
      >Shadow is a rogue ai, probably wants a real body
      Is this Ganker or /x/ ?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Man, I get that Ian is writing some of the story, but this is incredibly fricking edgy. Probably fake

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Absolutely awful, I can believe it. How fricking stupid.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Total Recall: Sonic edition

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        new idea
        Sonic the Impostor

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I kind of like the idea but it wont be done well and will be cringe

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Sonic Team actually managed to make a worse story than 06'
      Why do we keep letting them do this?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Eventually they'll reach the point where it's dumb enough it'll wrap back around into brilliance.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I would without a shred of irony enjoy this as the overall plot, as long as the moment to moment scenes were well written, and it wasn't trying to be ironic about itself and full of "funny genre-savvy quips" either.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You think with how mandate heavy Sega are they'd let this happen? Come on

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Sega mandate only extends to Comics and licensed media of Sonic.
        Sonic team themselves can basically do whatever

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      that's too autistic even for them

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >DUDE WHAT IF......SONIC WAS ACTUALLY IN A DIGITAL WORLD ALL THIS TIME AGAINST AND HE'S ACTUALLY A FRICKING MURDERER BUT DECIDES TO CHANGE HIS WAY FOR THE BETTER GOOD
      Wow it's just Danganronpa 2 all over again

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Retconning all previous games as simulated fiction

        It's Danganronpa V3 all over again and you know it.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          nice reading comprehension moron, did you really take everything Tsumugi said at face-value?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Retconning all previous games as simulated fiction

        It's Danganronpa V3 all over again and you know it.

        >main character is a faker who killed the original person and eventually developed a consciousness of their own while taking over someone else's identity
        >has to get their memories tampered with by their master so they dont go rebellious
        >all the other characters we met thus far were agents put in there to keep the protagonist oblivious to their own status as a fake

        b-bros...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      so are you telling me that sonic arms were #0000FF all along?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That sounds fricking awful. Retconning 20 years of Sonic lore by saying that it's all le simulation would be fricking cringe

      This sounds like an autistic fanfic, so hopefully, it is.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ALL THEY HAD TO DO WAS SAY THAT SONIC GENERATIONS MADE A NEW TIMELINE THAT LEAD TO SONIC MANIA
      IT WASNT THAT HARD TO FIX OH MH GOD

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly, I really like the idea of Eggman pulling some huge elaborate scheme like this, but the idea that the original characters we came to love are literally fricking DEAD. It'd be much better if the real Sonic was put in stasis after SA2 and that way a clear divide is made between classic Sonic (Sonic 1 - Adventure 2) and Modern Sonic (Sonic Advance/Heroes and on).

      If they just killed off Modern Sonic at the ending (noble sacrifice), they could honestly put the multitude of shit games behind them and start anew, but this is a pipe dream of course and I'm sure Sonic Team will do everything in their power to make this whole shitshow as shitty as possible.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Honestly, I really like the idea of Eggman pulling some huge elaborate scheme like this, but the idea that the original characters we came to love are literally fricking DEAD
        I'm aligned with this. But I just don't see the need to split the designs.
        >classic cast is when they were younger and is usually used for 2d games
        >modern is when they are older and is usually used for 3d game
        I hate when authors start making design wars. Like they're insulting the original story that made the series popular to begin with

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          cast is when they were younger and is usually used for 2d games
          Classic Sonic and Charmy are older.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I fricking wish they would be this edgy but I highly doubt it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >
      BROS?!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He was trying to warn us but we didnt listen!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Do you love me? Breath if yes, recite the bible in japanese if no

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I must avenge Mario

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >get someone from the comics
      >he somehow creates the worst sonic plot in the entire series

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I really hope this is real so people stop saying Ian is a good writer

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >>get someone from the comics
        >>he somehow creates the worst sonic plot in the entire series
        >somehow

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Worst
          This feels more "so absolutely bonkers its fun" ala Kingdom Hearts. Better than being bland

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Okay, zipperhead.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Man that'd be some comic tier Eggman shenanigans that I kind of want to see it

      Though then how would Metal Sonic play into it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      To be 100% fair if this was played completely straight and used the setting to it's full potential from a gameplay perspective, adding cool mechanics and interesting worlds to travel, it could be a great game.
      Sadly, I do not think this is possible in our world.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this absolutely ruins sonic adventure and adventure 2
      what the frick
      what the frick
      no
      this can't be real
      please no
      this is awful
      i'm going to have an aneurysm

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Adventure 2 was already ruined with Shadow The Hedgehog.
        The original writer wanted Shadow to be sealed until the far future, kinda like Megaman Zero.
        Nothing on him being alien cells either.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      PLEASE be real
      Imagine the shitpost storm this would cause

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Some podcast guy was talking to Ian Flynn about the edgiest Sonic game in a podcast like 2 weeks back, and Ian told him to play Frontiers and then come talk to him about edge

      Anybody have that? Would kinda fit with this story leak ngl

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        does anyone know if this is true?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It is. I remember the video. Cant remember who's podcast it was

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        does anyone know if this is true?

        It is. I remember the video. Cant remember who's podcast it was

        Found it

        ?t=402

        Tldr:

        gay: Do you think Sega would be more lenient on exploring tragic/dark/edgy themes in Sonic games?
        Iann: Play Frontiers and then come back to me on that one

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Frick it I hope its legit. Might as well go max crazy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ...Ya couldnt just like...use them being older as the reason?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Please, vidya jesus. This needs to be real. Loyalist sonichomosexuals deserve to have absolute shit rubbed in their faces for ever having hope and handwaving all criticisms/concerns.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Unironically, what's your problem with Sonic? The fact tha it had the sense o not just be Sonic 1 over and over again forever and be another Mario? Or the fact that it exists?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I don't have a problem with Sonic. I have a problem with fanboy homosexuals who band together to shield their favorite company from critique and demand everyone to share their blind faith in an IP/developer that has not remotely earned benefit of the doubt. I also hate Pokemongays and Switch-era fairweather Nintendo "fans" for this kind of bullshit.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >IT CAN ONLY BE SONIC 1 VERBATIM FOREVER OR EXACTLY WHAT WE'VE GOTTEN THERE ARE NO ALTERNATIVES THEREFORE IF YOU DON'T LIKE MODERN SONIC YOU MUST WANT EVERY GAME TO BE SONIC 1 VERBATIM FOREVER

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I hope this is real, the shitstorm would be amazing.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      would it really have been so bad to just rehash dr.niggman stealing the emeralds again?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i'm actually crying
      there's no way they would do something this bad
      right?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This post made me burst out laughing for some reason, i'm sorry anon

        Please, vidya jesus. This needs to be real. Loyalist sonichomosexuals deserve to have absolute shit rubbed in their faces for ever having hope and handwaving all criticisms/concerns.

        I'd love to see sonicgays defend it, especially if its executed badly

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I hope CWC can somehow react to this

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        On a related note, what a weird way to find out about Rogue apparently not being an internet man anymore

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Well there goes any chance of me ever updating this fricking thing.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That sounds like the kind of homosexual shit Ian Flynn would come up with in the comics, yeah..

      Makes me... concerned. Hmm.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >doesn't mention Sage in any way
      Fake as frick, though it's definitely an entertaining read.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        yeah i think this story will be about some sad backstory about SAGE rather than any lore of the Sonic world.
        Like Secret Rings and Black Knight where about Sharah and Merlina.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This cannot be real but it's so fricking bonkers that I hope it is.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly? I'm kinda into this plot. If this turns out to be real I'm buying the game at full price on day one just to see it for myself.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That plot might be cool in something that isn't about a fast blue hedgehog

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      NO FRICKING WAY
      AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*snort*AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      wtf did sonic team hire kojima

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This is 100% fake. A real leak would've mentioned Sage, or what happened on Starfall Islands.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's likely before Sage was officially added to the game.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Is this the dimensional merge Chris Chan warned us about?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This is the fakest and gayest fanfic i've ever read you're all massive morons for giving this so many replies homosexuals

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This is fake, but if this is real, it would be extremely and perhaps far too based

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        the seethe would be incredible

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      HE WON

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't believe this because this is just too complicated for Sonic Team to come up with

      Yes, I'm including Ian Flynn

    • 2 years ago
      Toki

      Sage is the Aí trying to protect Sonic from waking up MAHGOD

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >this is why Ian Flynn told fans not to worry about the two worlds anymore

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      so batshit it would be kino

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If this ends up being true, I would love to see Somecallmejohnny sum up the plot

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >All of the modern cast are AI-generated holograms

      LOL

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They say they were holograms but that bunny pussy was real.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I absolutely believe Ian would take his big chance at writing for a Sonic game to make quips about how formulaic the series is in a desperate attempt to look smart.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not okay

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      At least half of this is fake.
      Some of it is probably true, though.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The ultimate cringekino

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This thread's really getting WAY out of hand, and I think it's a good time for me to put my hat in the ring.

      I can't say who I am (for obvious reasons), but I'm working on Frontiers, and I'll be working on the following Sonic Project as well. Picture related as proof. Anyways, there are a couple of things that'll happen in Frontiers I don't mind sharing with you all:
      >Sonic finds out he has a brother, Speedo. Speedo and Silver are the same hedgehog.
      >Rogue the Bat speaks to Eggman about her sexuality. She comes out as gay. She's also been redesigned with a sidecut.
      >Chao Gardens are back, and you can buy different Chaos with Chaobux (mtx).
      >Sage is Maria.
      Knuckles will not be in the game, and neither will Blaze.
      Chris Thorndyke makes an appearance, a first for the games.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Knuckles will not be in the game
        Yeah, that's why they're dedicating a whole prolouge cartoon on him and seemingly explaining who made the Emeralds he's been guarding his WHOLE FRICKING LIFE

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          it's because he dies at the end of that cartoon

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Chris Thorndyke makes an appearance, a first for the games.
        Based

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        holy shit.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        could you have used a shakier blurrier still that you obviously pulled from one of the trailers

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Chris Thorndyke makes an appearance, a first for the games.
        He was in SA1DX, homosexual ass larper.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Sneedo the Hedgehog

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >reverse image search
        >no results
        guys???

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Rouge has also been redesigned with a sidecut
        yes haha, wouldn't that be awful haha...

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >look up speedo the hedgehog on israelitegle
        >this is the 3rd image that shows up
        bros…. he’s lying….. right?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Hot

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Cold

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Rogue the Bat speaks to Eggman about her sexuality. She comes out as gay. She's also been redesigned with a sidecut
        Don't you fricking dare. I WILL make sure there's a 3rd nuke.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Holy mother of kino

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >this is what the origins ending is leading up to
      Frick you, Sega.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        how does the origins ending lead to this?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Watch it.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Idk what im missing, they end up in a city thats all i see

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >classic sonic dies
      I like that part

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The absoulute fricking seethe this would cause as it invalidates all the hardcore autism would be the greatest thing to happen to the fandom. They legit deserves this suffering.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      uh oh
      >Flynn also gives a bit more info on the premise of Frontiers as he speaks with IGN. Sonic along with his sidekick Tails and Amy Rose head for the Starfall Islands because the Chaos Emeralds have disappeared. Flynn says "things take a turn for the dramatic immediately, and Sonic is left alone with a lot of questions." The blue blur discovers the mystery of the Islands as he seeks to find his friends and the truth of what happened to the Emeralds.
      > It sounds like a typical Sonic plot, but it seems that things may be more interesting than they appear. Ian also mentions that the melancholy atmosphere felt in the game thus far is intentional, as "Sonic's never-say-die attitude" is put to the test in this environment as he helps his friends. Flynn also hints towards some sort of new character whose "very identity is shaped by their interactions with Sonic, which isn’t always a comfortable process."
      >He also states that there will be individual character arcs weaved between Frontiers and the rest of the Sonic series that fans can spot, with Dr. Eggman's character in particular being taken in "some interesting directions."
      https://gamerant.com/sonic-frontiers-writer-ian-flynn-story-details-work-with-sega/

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >He also states that there will be individual character arcs weaved between Frontiers and the rest of the Sonic series that fans can spot
        like tails going from a good character to an obnoxious butthole to a pathetic wimp?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Sonic is a schizophrenic AI that killed his real self and has been getting gangstalked and gaslit by Eggman since Adventure
      Jesus Christ have mercy.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Kino

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Sonic is a schizophrenic AI that killed his real self and has been getting gangstalked and gaslit by Eggman since Adventure
      Jesus Christ have mercy.

      >laugh my ass off and hope it's true for the shitposting that'll come from it
      >mfw I realize this is just Flynn's take on sonic.exe

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Everyone complains Sonic doesn't take anything seriusly anymore
      >Sonic Team's reaction is to go the exact opposite extreme of doing some deranged Kingdom Hearts bullshit
      I want Iizuka to die.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hope it turns out. Sounds ballsy as frick.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I hope this finally kills the series AND Sonic Team

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Anime ruined an entire generation of storytelling.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Idiot

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I wish this was real so bad, just to witness this level of insanity myself. Just imagine the level of anal devastation the fandom would experience with this.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      uh oh
      >Flynn also gives a bit more info on the premise of Frontiers as he speaks with IGN. Sonic along with his sidekick Tails and Amy Rose head for the Starfall Islands because the Chaos Emeralds have disappeared. Flynn says "things take a turn for the dramatic immediately, and Sonic is left alone with a lot of questions." The blue blur discovers the mystery of the Islands as he seeks to find his friends and the truth of what happened to the Emeralds.
      > It sounds like a typical Sonic plot, but it seems that things may be more interesting than they appear. Ian also mentions that the melancholy atmosphere felt in the game thus far is intentional, as "Sonic's never-say-die attitude" is put to the test in this environment as he helps his friends. Flynn also hints towards some sort of new character whose "very identity is shaped by their interactions with Sonic, which isn’t always a comfortable process."
      >He also states that there will be individual character arcs weaved between Frontiers and the rest of the Sonic series that fans can spot, with Dr. Eggman's character in particular being taken in "some interesting directions."
      https://gamerant.com/sonic-frontiers-writer-ian-flynn-story-details-work-with-sega/

      It'll be incredible if this is all just a big coincidence. That some anon's deranged fanfic from back in february managed to eerily just seem to fit in with all the information we've been given so far about the game.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Please let this be true.
      Burn the whole fricker down, and start anew.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I live for these kind of bullshit plots and I will probably enjoy the gameplay of this game too it might become one of my favorite games of this year if any of this is true
      FRICK THE FANBASE, LET SONIC AND SEGA GO DOWN THIS PATH AND SEE WHAT FRICKING HAPPENS NEXT!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Please be real please be real please be real please be real

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      too good to be true

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It would be more sensible and less effort to just reboot the franchise and have a 2D timeline and 3D timeline. Good god Sega is moronic.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If this is legit will put all that Naughty Dog/Interactive adventure "we don't use the word fun" gays on shame, being asphalted in narrative by a game about giant anthropomorphic animals with a speed quirk

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Please. Make it real.
      I want to see it all.
      I want to see everything explode and burn, until not even ash remains.
      MAKE IT HAPPEN.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This might be the most moronic shit I have ever laughed at. Big if true.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Too fricking based to be real, but I would regain all respect for Sonic Team despite the game being shit. It would take serious balls to have this fanfic be an actual plot.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Never really cared about Sonic, but God, I would immediately buy every avilable game if at least 20% of this is true.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      absolute, unfiltered kino

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I can't believe Sonic the Hedgehog is fricking dead

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This sounds like what people who hate Kingdom Hearts think Kingdom Hearts is

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No, Kingdom Hearts is way more cringe than this.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Filtered

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It is actually a very Kingdom Hearts-esque plot

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm buying this day 1 and havent played a sonic game in years

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >classic characters in a modern game
      You almost had me

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Is this real?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I fricking wish

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        homie none of these are real

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone's saying this is awful but the best part is I get my classic characters back so the rest of you can go frick yourselves.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >green hill zone's checkerpattern; the weird palm trees and zone's other aesthetics of other zones are all because it's digital
      > Special zone is abstract because it's on the outer edges of the simulation / Borderline escaping the simulation

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Sonic 06 did happen, it's just the fact that Solaris was an important element of the simulation (or was a bug) and once destroyed the simulation had to forcefully rollback that part of the scenario to an older/updated build so nothing looked suspicious

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          If sonic 06 happened in the real world that means it was part of the only real set of games among the adventure series as well no?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >the entire sonic timeline bends over backwards to erase itself just to justify 06's plot
            would be fricking hilarious

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      WAIT DID THEY JUST INVALIDATE ALL SONIC GAMES AND MAKE FRICKING SONIC 06 ONE OF THE HARDEST CANON POINTS IN ONE SWOOP?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If this is true then I will buy a Sonic game for the first time in over 10 year. Godlike kino ahead!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If this is real, then this has to be the final nail in the coffin for Sonic Team, right? The backlash of another bad game with a M. Night Shyamalan-tier story that establishes the current Sonic being a fake that murdered the old Sonic from the games people actually like will be worse than anything the franchise has ever seen. Can Sega just sit back and do nothing?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        it would be the best swan song in vidya history

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I have no idea how this isn't considered going too far but Robotnik having depression and the Hard Boiled Heavies picking up where Eggman failed in Mania is considered going too far. I don't get it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        FIRTHY GAIJIN NO MAKE DEEPU STORY
        TROO FAR

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          YOU RIKE CRASSIC SONIKKU?
          TROO FAR NAO IS DED!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It isn't too far, Sega just didn't want westerners to have come up with it first.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      why has this garbage fanfic got so many replies
      why are sonicgays so autistic
      i simply don't understand why this dumbass blue hedgehog preys on your minds so much

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >why has this garbage fanfic got so many replies
        Because the tiny chance that it is potentially true amuses me to no end.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Personally it would be glorious just to see the shitstorm unfolding.
        I don't care that much about the game itself, it is probably going to be underwheilming as usual.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >NO FUN ALLOWED

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I would actually fricking buy and play a sonic game if this were even half true

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This makes new mention of the new e-girl character, so its probably fake, but if its real I'm going to laugh so hard that I combust.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      PHANTHOM RUBY IS FRICKING PANTHOM RUBY.
      HOLY AUSTIM

      >Verification not required.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This is so moronic it has to be 100% true
      God fricking damn it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Pure kino.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Will it turn out that frontiers is the simulation all along?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It will go the 06 way where everything is deleted from everyone’s memories.

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Looking forward to later being declared noncanon because how bad the story is then I guess lol

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >everything was always fake the entire time
    I can't think of a single bigger copout

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the lengths Iizuka will go to just to retcon the moon, unbelievable

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >ripping off the plot of pic related
    Is there no low sega won't stoop to?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Elaborate please

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        ...ok what did I miss?

        Eureka Seven got a trilogy of movies that's a knockoff of the eva rebuilds with the big twist being that every previous piece of E7 media including the original series were just dreams Eureka had to cope because she had accidentally killed Renton in the "real world"

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Thanks I hate it

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          AO already ruined E7, why'd they have to go even further

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >spoiler
          as if the series wasn't full of depressing shit already

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          homie you can't finish there please go on

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            That's it, that's where the latest movie ended

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          what theFRICK did I just read? that's not real, right?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ...ok what did I miss?

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    FRITHY GAJIN MRADE ALL YROUR FAVORITE CHARACTERS INTO HARUCINATIONS! WRE'LL NEVER HAVE THIS HAPPEN AGRAIN. NRO MORE PESKY GAJINS IN OUR OFFRICE!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ian is only writing dialogue and stuff. He's been given the characters and plot points by SEGA, like Pontaff.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I know i'm just joking, I like that meme

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          A shame this meme died when Bubsy got revived

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            A shame Bubsy got revived. He has never starred in a single good game in the first place.

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How many reboots has sonic had already?

    Sonic 06 feels completely stand alone

    Sonic unleashed the world seems drastically different

    Sonic boom…very obvious

    Sonic lost world- this shit literally goes a whole game unexplained and feels out of place

    Sonic forces- no longer any humans to be found instead humanoid animals are civilians

    Sonic mania- classic sonic is no longer a younger sonic but a different dimensional version

    Sonic really has no continuity at all even when it pretends to, even the adventure games feel like a different world from the classic era games

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the entirety of 3D sonic is just one shots

      hell the storybook series does not even feel that out of place. i feel like they could happen in sonics world for the most part.

      sonic unleashed's lore feels totally random...

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Sonic fell face first into concrete and none of his adventures were real, he was hallucinating and was in a coma the whole time
    How the frick do you rebound from a blunder like this?

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hey OP I just want you to know
    I would never hit Anon, but I'd lay into you

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >sonic if he real

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >if leaks are real sonic is now a digimon
    jesus christ this is moronic.

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Okay so when does Sora show up and recruit Sonic to fight the Darkness before reconvening in Quadratum?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Sonic kills the demiurge

      Lmao

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ganker THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The fact that you're all gullible and small minded enough to believe this person's baseless misinterpetation of the story just because it came from Twitter is hilarious.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Its more that Sonic Team really is that moronic that people think it could actually hapoen

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It does make sense with a lot of the bullshit that's been subtly going on it the series latest stories
        >directors jumping back and forth between classic sonic being from the past of from another dimension
        >phantom ruby making all of mania an illusion
        >forces being a bunch of illusions also
        >frontiers having sonic back on a realistic setting with weird digital imagery around sonic
        Add to that sonic team having the brain capacity of a 7 year old on deviantart and this doesn't seem farfetched in the slightest.

        Nah, it's you guys blowing things out of proportion. Relax. The only way something this nutty would happen is if Kojima or Nojima were a part of it. Or maybe Yoko Taro, but then we'd have a sexy thick butt girl in a dress and leotard walking with Sonic.

        I fricking wish

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I mean...who is to say Sage wont transform into one..?

          >Finale sequence referencing all the past games as they are being deleted along with the current data. Ends with Sonic and the gang looming to the future
          >Also Emil's head shows up for some reason

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >>Also Emil's head shows up for some reason
            Aw shit, Sonic vs Emil would unironically be so much fun. Imagine a Sonic style remix of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EyZaNx8T-fM

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It does make sense with a lot of the bullshit that's been subtly going on it the series latest stories
      >directors jumping back and forth between classic sonic being from the past of from another dimension
      >phantom ruby making all of mania an illusion
      >forces being a bunch of illusions also
      >frontiers having sonic back on a realistic setting with weird digital imagery around sonic
      Add to that sonic team having the brain capacity of a 7 year old on deviantart and this doesn't seem farfetched in the slightest.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Be Sneednic Team
        >Can't write lore for shit
        >Just fricking pretend that all of the inconsistencies are errors in the simulation
        >Reboot the franchise

        kino?

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    even if the game doesn't end up crazy there's got to be some kind of explaination as to why those old locations are in a computer

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    sonic team is incapable of coming up with an actual physics engine for a platforming game that relies on momentum
    it's like nintendo not knowing how to jumping mechanics on mario games

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I believe it's been stated that there are elements within SEGA that don't understand why anyone wants physics based gameplay and actually refuse to sign off on its creation.

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    literally kh4, but I dont think Sonic is dead

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    whats going on with the 'previously it was all a dream/movie/illusion' in media?
    THIS IS THEIR PLAN PEOPLE!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Creators want to tell their own stories, but we just came out of an age of "CINEMATIC UNIVERSES" and "EVERYTHING IS CONNECTED" so normies are conditioned to have things be connected.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >zoomer thinks nerds assburgering about continuity wasn't a thing before shitty marvel movies

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Game has dicky so I'm buying it even if it is shit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Her design has that stereotypical pixelated AI thing

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If they were going to go open world why not just study the cartoons and those cutscenes from CD for inspiration? I still am so confused how they are making this game so much more needlessly complex then it ever needed to be.

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Pulling a Star Ocean
    Rip Sonic

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I bet it's a trick and they're going to pull a PSO2 again.

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Iizuka going full Kojima
    TROO FRAR

  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So basically this game is Star Ocean 3, but with Sonic?

  52. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Well it kind of makes sense since the world of Sonic is so weirdly gamey and the fact is that Sonic exists inside a video game.

  53. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    super sonic odyssey

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If only

  54. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The world would be a far better place if Sonic never existed.

  55. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >muh digimon
    Why can't sonic gays make proper comparisons like The Matrix of Ghost in the Shell? That's where Sega obviously got the inspiration from.

  56. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The sonic canon is a joke.
    Only 1 to 3&K is a good narrative.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      SA1 and 2, plus the Rush games were fine. Sonic unleashed and the storybook games were ok too.

  57. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Pulling a Star Ocean on sonic
    As a Star Ocean fan no, don't do that.

  58. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    sonic if he huston, tx

  59. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is their eay of slowly retconning modern sonic so we can get ultra SOUL 3d classic sonic games

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      sonic on his way to finally get good games again

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      sonic on his way to finally get good games again

      You guys realize it's still sonic team driving this ship, yes?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        yes unfortunately
        the ideal scenario is the Mania team grows into a full studio and starts making colorful classic styled games with a AAA budget

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It probably wont happen ever, but a man can dream
          heres some more soul pics

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Sega fricking hates money, them homies are addicted to not getting paper.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The 3D design of “classic” sonic they’ve been using is fricking ugly and the fact that his name is classic sonic always annoyed me.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        this, "classic" sonic according to sega is just a mini/baby version of modern sonic
        this is what classic sonic is supposed to look like

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      sonic on his way to finally get good games again

      yes unfortunately
      the ideal scenario is the Mania team grows into a full studio and starts making colorful classic styled games with a AAA budget

      after what happened to Sonic Origins i really fricking doubt it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        what happened? i completely missed the last 2 years of sonic news

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Origins is a remaster/re-release of classic sonic games for current gen consoles and PC made by the Sonic Mania Devs
          In true Sega fashion, they got rushed to hell and it's buggy as shit

  60. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    perfect dark

  61. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ff13 is endless nonsense strung together. Yet somehow it got a bunch of also incomprehensible sequels, I guess that’s what happens when the ceo wants to frick the character.

  62. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it... won't actually be that, will it? They wouldn't do that... right?

  63. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    THIS IS AN ILLUSION OPEN UP YOUR EYES AND SEE

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit
      Holy FRICKING shit
      Listen to the fricking lyrics again
      INFINITE IS THE ORIGINAL SONIC

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This would actually be too kino, sonic team would never do this

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        but that doesn't make sense, clasic sonic appeared alongside him

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Forces was a fricking fever dream amalgamation of shit, anon. If the leak is real who's to say Classic Sonic in Forces was Modern Sonic's interpretation of the steadfast hero he replaced, and Infinite/The Phantom Ruby is the anger the Original Sonic had at being killed and replaced manifesting and seeping into cyberspace?
          With a leak this crazy this is NOT off the table.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That'd be some fricking twist

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >I'M THE LAST ONE THAT'S STANDING. DON'T TRY TO STAY IN MY WAY
        >I'VE BEEN UP AGAINST BETTER JUST TAKE A LOOK AT MY FACE

        Either that or a literal Sonic clone that survived countless failed cloning attempts

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          "I've been up against better just take a look at my face" just refers to his face being scarred.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He says that because Shadow killed his squad, beat his ass, and then he took "Don't show your pathetic face around me ever again" literally

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Forces was a fricking fever dream amalgamation of shit, anon. If the leak is real who's to say Classic Sonic in Forces was Modern Sonic's interpretation of the steadfast hero he replaced, and Infinite/The Phantom Ruby is the anger the Original Sonic had at being killed and replaced manifesting and seeping into cyberspace?
        With a leak this crazy this is NOT off the table.

        >Infinite/The Phantom Ruby is the anger the Original Sonic had at being killed and replaced manifesting and seeping into cyberspace
        i hate that this actually makes sense. especially given what i know about ian flynn's writing in archie

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >ian flynn's revenge for penders taking away the rights to scourge was to literally turn modern sonic and the donut steel villain into scourge and rewrite the entire fricking canon
        LOL

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Does this mean Sonic fans will go back and analyze every Sonic song and look for clues?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >"You can call me Knuckles, unlike Sonic I don't chuckle"
        >"I'd rather flex my muscles"
        >muscles
        >modern sonic lacks muscles
        HOLY SHIT

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          HE WOULD RATHER FLEX HIS MUSCLES BECAUSE HE IS FROZEN IN STATIS AND IF HE DOESN'T FLEX THEN HIS MUSCLES WILL ATROPHY

          IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Knuckles claims he doesn't chuckle
            >has chuckled multiple times after this statement
            The ai is using data from when Knuckles had his less serious and more mischievous attitude from 3K, we will return to the real Knuckles after all these years (who won't chuckle anymore)

            Oh bro, the Forces Egg Pawn has to be the worst fricking one.

            It feels like a public use generic robot that you could find on a 3D asset sharing site.

            Literally the definition of generic, i'm pretty sure they barely attack sonic too and mostly exist as homing attack food

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >It doesn't matter who is wrong or who is right
        Evil "doppelgangers" confirmed

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They already do those homies moronic

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Actually thinking Sonic Team can think ahead to such an extent

      lmao

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >SO LOOK AROUND YOU AND TELL ME WHAT YOU REALLY SEE
      >YOU LIVE A LIE AND THAT'S THE DIFFERENCE IN YOU AND ME

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Chester Bennington of Linkin Park died the day this song was released.

  64. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm cautiously optimistic about the game. I always felt Sonic could use some super simple yet flashy combat that keeps the feeling of speed without having to focus on running and platforming. That way you're slowing the player down so they don't blitz through the game, but it still feels fun. Just so long as it doesn't get as repetitive as the Werehog bits.

    That leak's fricking moronic though, and if that's even remotely close to the story I will be saving my 60 bucks.

  65. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I fricking hate these badnik designs they're so ass

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's just the same modern motobug design they've been using for years now.

      Still, some new unique badniks would be cool

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah I know, I just hate seeing it reused, its so bland. I don't even remember what forces had.

        I take that over Lost World's take on the badniks

        Frick no, I will take the Gens edgy redesigns coming back a thousand times over the toddler ones from Lost World

        They saw the cartoony designs and thought they'd look good as baby toys, such a disgrace. Why is it so fricking hard to translate them into 3D? I get that not a lot of people care about the badniks but come on.
        At least it isn't Sonic 4's version

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Oh bro, the Forces Egg Pawn has to be the worst fricking one.

          It feels like a public use generic robot that you could find on a 3D asset sharing site.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Some of the Sonic 4 badnik designs are alright but yeah its motobug was horrendous.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I take that over Lost World's take on the badniks

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Frick no, I will take the Gens edgy redesigns coming back a thousand times over the toddler ones from Lost World

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Frick no, I will take the Gens edgy redesigns coming back a thousand times over the toddler ones from Lost World

      >Generations and Lost World both give Moto Bug black spots like a ladybug.

      ITS. NOT. A. LADY. BUG.

      THE BADNIK COLOR SCHEMES DIDNT REFLECT REAL WORLD TRAITS. LOOK AT THE CLAWS. LADYBUGS DON'T HAVE CLAWS.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They were not meant to be ladybugs? Even before those two games were released, I always thought they were

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          They're red bugs but that doesn't mean anything in Sonic 1. The bees are blue, the fish are red, the caterpillars are purple, moto bug being red doesn't necessarily indicate anything specific about the animal it is based on. The most notable feature shared among the moto bug variants in the early games is the two big claws at the front. Those along with the round shape seems to be much more indicative of a cicada nymph, not a ladybug.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Interesting. The more you know

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      look fine

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Alright, since no one is bringing it up
      Why is Sonic SO TINY in this game? The cars and now the motobugs are like 3 times bigger next to his model then they should be, is this really proving it's all a simulation is legit? Nothing is making sense in this game at all.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He's a hedgehog anon hedgehogs are small

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He was bigger in SA2/Unleashed homosexual. Look at Mario. He's typically TALLER than Mario.

  66. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    WHAT

  67. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If they actually do what the leak says, it must mean they are killing Sonic for good after this or selling him off to Microsoft or Nintendo and thus ending the SEGA era of Sonic.

  68. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >SEGA of Japan so pissed about Mania team going too far and making a superior game that they release a shitty version of the classics and then kill off the characters in the new game

  69. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Makes sense. Was I the only one who suspected this?

  70. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    everyone calm down, that leak is bullshit
    here's the real deal

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >chao garden
      haha good one. if that was there then the game would be a 9/10 according to the normies

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        the plot shit lines up way more than the other one, mentioning the AI girl and the big titan at the end of todays trailer

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >chao garden

      BROS GET IN HERE RIGHT FRICKING NOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWW

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He made up the chao garden just to mess with people, but I'm willing to believe the rest of his leak is real

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      After seeing the above leak, I'm unironically disappointed, I would have loved to see the complete shitstorm in the Sonic fanbase from retconning everything.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      SAGE being a villain is hilarious because the Sonic Amateur Games Expo is where a lot of these fangames that look better than the real deals come from, IIRC many of the Mania/Origins people are a part of that too.

  71. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm befuddled by people online acting like having repurposed Generations assets floating in voids is a good idea.

  72. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is NOT going to go well with the fanbase knowing how autistic sonicgays are

  73. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Nintendo looks at the success of Super Mario USA and decides that sure, it WAS all a dream, buy Shy Guys and Ninji are real.
    >Sega looks at the successful Sonic 1-3 and decides everyone's favorite games were fake and don't matter.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >and decides everyone's favorite games were fake and don't matter.
      Sounds like a you problem, the good games are still canon.

  74. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Chip n Dale Rescue Rangers confirmed as a canon spin-off. Because why fricking not.

  75. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't give two shit about this homosexual and what he said, because it's fricking nothing. All i want to know if this piss poor ass game will run smoothly on the switch.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why would it? Nothing does.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If the Nintendo direct gameplay we saw was any indication it runs poorly

      Also

      https://i.imgur.com/8W3vt4p.png

      Has a video game's plot ever been so batshit as to make you just, stop for a moment and wonder what the hell is going on?

      I highly doubt that the story is this ""deep"" and that it's not just about an AI gone rogue, so the cyberspace is AI training data

  76. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    tfw the actual plot won't be nearly as entertaining as the schizo theories

  77. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So they just stole Rayman 4's plot?

  78. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Please, god, just nuke SEGA. Please. I want the end of autistic Sonic. We need to go back before the world become filled with trannies and tacoskins.

  79. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >People are falling for the "Ash was in a coma the whole time" headcanon
    Why are you mentally ill fricks ALWAYS falling for the weakest, oldest shitpost bait in modern history?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because its funny

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because this is Sonic and it's 100% on the table of possibility of it being that moronic.

  80. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >The Dimensional Merge is real
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  81. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Classic Sonic, Modern Sonic, Movie Sonic crossover when

  82. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nice it's danganronpa

  83. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They just can’t help but shoot themselves in the foot.

  84. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Would be funny if true. The writer is the IDW comics guy, right?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No, he only does the dialog. You morons, he said that.

  85. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Makes spics, pedos, trannies and Japs seethe for all eternity
    What a absolute CHAD.

  86. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why Sonic games don't have a simple plot like Mario games?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because simple plots are boring and Mario is a basic b***h that drones like cause of safeness

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Take medication, schizo

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        People like Mario because his gameplay is straightforward and rock fricking solid. You run, you jump, and occasionally pick things up. Easy to learn, difficult to master.

        Sonic's formula is the same, yet somehow significantly worse in every respect.

        I will concede that people do like Sonic as a character more than Mario, but Mario was never meant to be likeable. He's just the proxy by which the player interacts with the level, and a mascot of a brand.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because sega hates fun, seriously when was the last truly fun sonic game excluding mania?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Sonic Unleashed on a Series X for smooth locked 60fps.

  87. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    dumb newbies sonic was always just fictional story from his very inception in japanese, you were just ignorant and uniformed
    https://info.sonicretro.org/Sonic_the_Hedgehog_(16-bit)/Development#Fictional_character_origin
    >The story begins in 1947 America, where an unnamed fighter pilot was nicknamed "hedgehog," due to the way his hair would stand up on end when he took off his flight helmet. His wife, Marie Granette, who was an author of children's books, was inspired to create a character based on her husband's nickname. Calling this character "Sonic," she would also tell these stories to their daughter.

    it's like how robotnik was always eggman but westerners didn't know and thought stuff that was always there was retconned

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Now that is some deep lore.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Post the origin story of Sonic where he was a bum living under a nebraskian burger king

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Sonny Hedgehog was born on earth in the early 21st century, in the town of Hardly, Nebraska, population 1,226. He and his mother and five sisters live underneath a scraggly hedge beside the local burger joint, and subsist on burger scraps, milkshakes, and the occasional slug or bug that crawls their way. They are a poor but happy family.
        >Unfortunately, Sonny's dad died when Sonny was just a few days old, after falling into a gurgling, festering vat of toxic waste dumped in a nearby pond.
        >Mama Hedgehog does her best to keep Dad's memory alive, however, regaling the kids with stories of his goodness, resourcefulness, and great agility.
        >"He was the fastest hedge-runner this town has ever seen!" she exclaimed as her family enjoyed tea and mealworms in front of a roaring fire. "I hope all of you will take after him," she said wistfully as she cast a loving eye upon Sonny. Sonny looked up at the framed photo of his father which stood proudly on the mantel. The firelight cast strange yet comforting shadows on the earthen walls and ceiling of the burrow. All at once, the face in the picture seemed to snuffle and wink.
        http://www.sonicscene.net/frontpage/sonic-the-hedgehog-3?ajaxload=true

        lmao it's been forever since i read this

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >SEGA seethed so badly over Sonic the Movie 1 being an origin story that they had to mald so hard they made one based on BoTW
      Kek. What a shit company.

  88. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >This entire thread
    Do sonicgays really? Holy shit I feel bad for you guys

  89. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That sounds completely moronic. No one asked for that.

  90. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So Ian been huffing that Nomura crack?

  91. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    AN OATH TO RETURN
    SONIC THE HEDGEHOG

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Please don't remind me.
      Remind THEM instead

  92. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    *raughs*
    Very interesting gaijin story!

  93. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What if Frontiers is real and we're the simulation and this is apex of the dimensional merge?

  94. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What's with the latest trend of connecting cartoon videogame characters with the human world?
    Odyssey had new donk city, the latest kirby is set on earth, sonic goes to the real world, splatoon slowly introduces humans back even though they are supposed to be extinct.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >the latest kirby is set on earth
      The planet Earth was already established to exist in Kirby 64. Lost World simply took place in an Earth like alternate universe.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >What's with the latest trend of connecting cartoon videogame characters with the human world?
      Autism. Max autism. People LITEARLLYcannot seperate fiction from reality anymore

      >Trannies get called out for hating 2D anime girls
      >Pedos get called out for loving 2D anime girls
      >Realizing both sides are obsessed over fiction and cannot separate the two

      We live in a clown simulation.

  95. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    if i remember correctly wasn't generations plot was that eggman was just literally in space and he found the "time eater" out of nowhere? that shit wasn't even explained

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That was right after his defeat in Colors where he was launched into space after his Nega-Wisp mech got trashed. He found the Time-Eater in it's primodial form, and somehow domesticated it, then used it's power to grab his past self to help with concocting his plan. Although it didn't amount to shit.

      Funny how Forces doesn't explain or acknowledge how Eggman came back from that void beyond space and time. He's just reeeeaally smart I guess.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Funny how Forces doesn't explain or acknowledge how Eggman came back from that void beyond space and time. He's just reeeeaally smart I guess.
        i mean he pretty much does the same thing in the second movie
        and he had TWO of him in the void

  96. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >all these women and vydia journo demanding safe boring stories where yku just run around some green hills for 6 hours, or serious plots involving a talking blue hedgehog
    Frick that, you want that so bad go play fricking Zelda, I say let them go all out and make the most batshit insane plots they can come up with. Let us run at supersonic speed on the edge of a dimensional rift while hearing Sonic get called a psycho murderer by characters he thought were old buddies.

  97. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >twitter.com
    ok

  98. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Like half of JRPGs are insane. Even the most acclaimed like FF7 is bat shit lunacy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >JRPGs
      Stop calling this fricking shit RPG, they're anything else but role-playing games.
      CRPGs are the real deal. Frick off.

  99. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    HAHA
    ONE!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      troony video

  100. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Sonic goes to the real world

    Look Sega, I know it worked for the movies, but this won't work for the games.

  101. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So the Sonic Team's solution to the huge success of Sonic Mania, is NOT to try and make a Sonic Mania 2, or any great 2D games, but instead, to literally claim that all the 2D games took place in a fictional world and therefore everything you liked before was fake. I've heard of spiteful developers, but this is ridiculous.

  102. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If you think the plot of Frontiers is bad, why don't you write one yourself?

  103. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If it's the real world then why does it still have floating rails and all the other gadgets?

  104. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    And people unironically try to claim Japs aren't racist to the west.

  105. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sonic says: Frick women

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      basted

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Hi Sonic... I-I've been meaning to tell you something...
      >SHUT UP YOU STUPID b***h, HI YA

  106. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hey guys I know Sega heres my leak

    >Sonic doesn't know what's happening
    >Chao Gardens back
    >Silver is permanently back
    >The worst combines multiple continuities
    >Gameplay has Sonic Battle elements
    >Scratch and Grounder are in the game
    >Sonic can do 5 backflips
    >Fricking rings
    >Source is in the game
    >Modern Sonic dies at the end and everything resets
    >Eggman has AOSTH at the end because of that
    >Boom Knuckles

    Trust me bros it's gonna be kino

  107. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    THANK YOU, FRICKING RETCON EVERYTHING EXCEPT SONIC ADVENTURE 2, EVERYTHING, EVEN SONIC ADVENTURE 1

  108. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    dragons dogma... the last 1/3 of the game you know it when you get to it lmao

  109. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Resident Evil
    Silent Hill
    Metal Gear Solid
    Death Stranding

  110. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Apologize to Star Ocean 3 RIGHT FRICKING NOW

  111. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So Sonic Adventure is canon to this game since took place in the real world?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It retcons everything post S&K.
      Adventure is the starting point where everything is no longer cannon or at least "real".

  112. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why are people so obsessed with the Adventure games?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Shadow's story was an important part of my childhood

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Your childhood sounds cringe.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          playing games with my cousins and my brother, and then switching controllers for our favorite characters was fun

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I'm sorry to hear that.

          Shadow is the ONLY reason I like this franchise, without Shadow, there's nothing for me here.

          Same reason you love Pokemon, Star Wars, or other media, because it was fun and formed some formative experiences

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >without Shadow, there's nothing for me here.
            Damn dude, I'm REALLY sorry to hear that.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              If I didn't play the dark story when I was 6, I wouldn't be a fan of this franchise.

              The core of why I got interested would be removed.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous
          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Same reason you love Pokemon, Star Wars, or other media, because it was fun and formed some formative experiences
            No, by your logic, you'd like Pokemon for Eevee and not for the main character itself

            Liking Wario doesn't make you a Mario fan. You're a leech.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Liking anyone but the main character makes me a leech?

              Sonic fans are fricking moronic

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            If I didn't play the dark story when I was 6, I wouldn't be a fan of this franchise.

            The core of why I got interested would be removed.

            How fricking embarassing.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              > I played, I played, sonic 2d, as a kid, that's why I'm a fan

              nice try

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'm sorry to hear that.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >childhood
        Hate newbies and zoomers like you wouldn't even believe

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Sonic Adventure 2 came out in 2001. That anon, bare minimum, is in his mid 20s. Possibly pushing 30.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Literal baby tier

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      they were the only good 3d sonic games. every single attempt at different formulas turned out to be trash.

  113. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This has to be spite at this point. "you don't like what we make so lets just make it shittier."

  114. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Sonic kills the demiurge

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Someone edit that image with Arnie leaving the demiurge's temple and put Sonic instead

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I hate the antichrist and I hate Tails.

  115. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >we are the simulation
    >Sonic was real all along

  116. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Infinite gets revealed in 2017
    >think he's gonna be a meta-commentary because of the glitch effect all around him
    >ends up being nothing
    >Sage gets revealed in 2022
    >basically Infinite 2 without the glitches and as a e-girl
    >this time "leaks" say she's going to be meta-commentary, even crazier than what i expected for Infinite
    i wonder if they really will do it

  117. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't worry, if the idea is bad and the end result is universally panned, they will just pretend none of that happened as usual.

    Discontinuity.

  118. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I want this to be real so fricking badly just for the internet-wide shit storm and debating tgat will come. This is the ST I admire; the dream big and fail kind of ST.

  119. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Meta Era was so trash Sega is just going to delete 80% of the franchise.
    Lmfao.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's for the best.
      Sonic's lore is a fricking mess, the slate needs to cleaned.

  120. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >first game after the simulation starts
    >"I AM METAL SONIC, I AM THE REAL SONIC"
    >"Long time no see sonic, my LOATHSOME COPY!"
    >returns to his classic design after getting beat
    metal sonic really was the real sonic all along...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's Silent Hill shit. Modern Sonic's guilt manifested onto Metal Sonic.

  121. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Please be batshit insane and played completely straight.

  122. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    IT WAS ALL A DREAM

  123. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    that is so fricking gay if true

  124. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    wait wait wait
    so the plot, ALLEGEDLY, is
    >Evil Modern Sonic gets rid of the Classic one
    >gets connected to the cope machine
    >the cope machine broke, Sonic rushes to bring out Tails, Amy and Knux out of the matrix
    It sounds bonkers but consider the Sonic Team logic:
    >through the power of friendship, npc's become REAL, thus making the stories REAL as well so It's not fricked up at all
    >the classic/modern universes are connected
    >they are free to use Silver and Blaze without raising questions
    >they can introduce even more bonkers sci-fi shit to the universe
    >Eggman enters a whole new higher tier of villainy considering all of this bullshit

  125. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >santiago is real

  126. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What are the games in the series that are actually good? IT seems like 90% of the 3D ones are terrible

  127. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >escaping the island means discovering yourself and ascending
    >Sonic Team made The Talos Principle with a blue hedgehog

  128. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what if sonic but he real

  129. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    DONUT LORD LETS FRICKING GOOOOOOOOO

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