>has best portraits in entire RPGs history. >game is barebones when it comes to story, its all about fights

>has best portraits in entire RPGs history
>game is barebones when it comes to story, its all about fights
I had wank to some of these as a wee lad. Always wanted to meet redhead druid elf chick. What RPGs has some decent portraits?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Actually, Wiz 8 has the best portraits in the history of RPGs. You're welcome.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, most of them(and a huge chunk of portraits from other RPGs at that time, too) had a deformed, inbred look. They look like a badly generated AI image. Still a good game, though.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They are animated. Lands of Lore and JA2 are also up there. Animated>Static

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You have no imagination

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You accept mediocrity.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Wow after closer inspection these are edited by AI. Why would anyone even do that

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >AI
              welp, there goes the thread

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            They giga-chadified Orrin. Why would they do that.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >ai slop

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Okay post some

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Disco Elysium has the best portraits

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is heroes 2 an RPG? i kinda roleplayed as Gelu in H3

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      homm, mom, aow, and king's bounty games are closer to rpgs than half of the moronic shit that's getting spammed on this board.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Not even close, homm is player versus player (or AI emulating a player) you dumb b***h. Like this is the one rule you can't break.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I had a wank to redhead elf in this one too

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They had to replace a lot of these portraits with shittier ones in a patch because the artist traced real celebrities for them and the devs got in trouble for it. It was an unpleasant surprise when I booted it up after installing one of the expansions and all the best portraits were gone.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why would it be a problem when none of them are recognizable as a celebrity?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Potential likeness fees. Not to mention they did it without getting anything written down.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >chick in the bottom left and drow in the top right
    I spilled a lot of life juices to those as a kid.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder if artist knew these girls irl

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    did you guys not have the internet or a father with nudie mags or at least a lingerie catalog as kids? what hellhole did you grow up in?

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    pools of radiance had the best portraits

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Do Fallout's talking heads count?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      not really, you only can choose those green portraits which sucks sadly

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Arcanum's are pretty good, they are based on real life 19th century pictures.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Half orcs (at least the first portrait) are based on 1800s anti-irish caricatures.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        All portraits are based on war heroes and politicians of the age. Great idea and execution

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    huh so this is where Fall from Heaven 2 got its portraits from.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Goated mod

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What rpgs let me switch out character portraits for actual photos (Icewind Dale, Baldurs Gate, Pathfinder, Wasteland style portraits)? It's my favorite feature, and I can feel myself getting very immersed because of it

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Maybe in the (near) future, so far ai generated stuff still usually has some telltale signs of being ai. Like the body/face proportions and features being slightly off, a certain "smoothness" permeating the image etc.
    Let's see in the future.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I honestly can't think of a single good ai image yet. They're still stuck in the uncanny valley.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Based

    https://i.imgur.com/fxx9DRh.jpg

    >has best portraits in entire RPGs history
    >game is barebones when it comes to story, its all about fights
    I had wank to some of these as a wee lad. Always wanted to meet redhead druid elf chick. What RPGs has some decent portraits?

    Blurry as frick

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Blurry as frick
      Works on my machine. Are you on a phone? They're paintings from a 640x480 game.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        he called ai based. it's not like his eyes and/or brain are working correctly.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >roastie portrait in game
    Why would I care about it? Why would I waste my man essence by wanking to such garbage instead of 4k bdrip porn

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      soul

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >DRAKED

        Disgusting

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >think of Louis Royo randomly
          >1min later click on a random /vrpg/ thread
          >scroll down
          >see this
          why does this keep happening to me. i#ve had youtubers repeating the same words i'm currently reading and many other such incidents near daily. "coincidence" my ass.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            look up jung's ideas about synchronicity.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              just as was listening to some youtuber talking about synchronicity and say the word"wrestle" i had the steam page on a game called wrestlequest open. ...

              sorry for off-topic btw.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                you have a demon you are wrestling with, obviously. abjure thyself.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >portrait artist paints himself as the Chad

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Pillars has some great portraits, but some all-time stinkers.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Pillars has some great portraits, but some all-time stinkers.
      I'd personally describe them as varying from "tolerable" to "really bad". Also, I was about to swear up and down that bottom right wasn't in the game and you must've installed a custom portrait pack mod, but I just figured up the game to check, and I'll be damned, I was wrong. Fricking Obsidian, did they start the Black person elves trend?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Eh, some of them have sovl.
        But most are pretty bad, yeah.

        Top left is literally me.

        Sorry for you, bro.
        You look like an accountant LARPing as a Level 1 Paladin.
        Also, with glasses, you'd look a lot like the chud meme.
        It's really a laughable portrait. I swear Obsidian should have told you to frick off.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Also, with glasses, you'd look a lot like the chud meme
          Don't you mean SHROUD?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Literally who

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Top left is literally me.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Top left is literally me.
        How much money did you give them

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          10 Morbillion Eddies. Truly one of the games.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not really fond of some portrait changes made in Deadfire.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Are these kickstarter backers?

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    League of Legends

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >game is barebones
    zoom-zoom doesnt understand that the cool portraits are there so YOU can make up the cool story of those characters in your mind.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >the story is really good if you just write one yourself

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        lol, this reminds me of the UESP page on how to "roleplay" in Oblivion.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I do this, but it's always me and my harem of cute girls.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        lol, this reminds me of the UESP page on how to "roleplay" in Oblivion.

        >I have no imagination so some shitty 9to5 wagie has to tell my goodnight-story because my dad never did

        The damage bioware did to RPGs cannot be overstated.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i dislike bioware though. i'm a combatgay and snicker at head canon rp, if it isn't represented mechanically, it ain't rpg.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Do those people actually enjoy playing games? They sound like they should be reading a book or watching something instead.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They're people who want to wear all the most superficial trappings of some alternate/subculture to seem "cool", or rather to have any identity beyond just consuming, the irony here is obvious. It's the same as someone who's barely played any sport, like say basketball, but wears full and1 outfits out in public. Or "is into mma" and wears some gaudy mma-merch everywhere. I literally know a person who did both in the span of two years and I'm sure you know people like these as well.
            They almost never have a true passion/love/nerd obession to the thing they're desperately claiming as their identity, but they'll make sure everyone in a 100 mile radius knows they're "into it". And they're usually extremely insecure about their actual profiency in the thing since they don't actually care that much about the thing itself. The millenial(?) term for this is probably "poser".

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I mean, god forbid someone liked games for, you know, gameplay. If someone just wanted to see the story they could just check a wiki or youtube.
              Just wanting a big red "gib dopamine" button for skipping gameplay is not really a problem for me, but when these c**ts start demanding to be catered to at the expense of those who actually want to play a game it's all downhill from there.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Story is for women. Men gameplay.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Women love gameplay only games with no story like Candy Crush though.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They really are good. Everything about each of them exudes a sense of fantasy myth a wonder. The backgrounds also contribute a lot. There's something about them that really make them seem like portraits of real people living somewhere out there.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Great post, and yes backgrounds are great too

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ywnbaw

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't recognise the one second from the bottom on the left. Did they cut her from the EE for some reason? I definitely would have used her if I saw her in the portrait list

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I don't recognise the one second from the bottom on the left.
      That portrait isn't from either IWD or IWD2. I wasn't able to immediately find a source for it.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >one second from the bottom on the left
      She was only on wallpaper, not in the portrait files

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Man I wish IWD would be so mediocre because I like the setting and it's tone but it's such a endless chore to play through.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          With mods, especially difficulty mods it's more interesting. I've played through it two and a half times in the last two years. It's also a strong contender for the best audio design in a crpg, or more specificially the ambients, soundtrack and most of the VA is top notch.

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was the half-elf in the middle with the braids, for me.

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Always liked the gal in the strappy gown.

    Again, IWD2 was the infinity engine game that needed the most love tbh.

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ngl, have always been a sucker for this orc muscle mommy

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >nerds are absolutely seething

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      well obviously, crpgs have firm roots in being appreciated by nerds and seeing the genre watered down for normies is obviously disappointing for anyone who actually liked crpgs for what they mostly used to be

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It should be noted that what passes for commercialized "nerd culture" and what nerds really are are two very different things. You can be nerdy about lifting weights, optimal diet and rest, cars, computers, fricking anime, movies, books etc. It's not really even a culture, just a way of approaching things. These days in exaggerated meme terms it translates to autistic obsession.

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