>Has some good writing for Elder Scrolls. >No one talks about it because it's ESO

>Has some good writing for Elder Scrolls
>No one talks about it because it's ESO
God damn it.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Frick ESO
    and frick (you)

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The problem is it has to work with Skyrim lore

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Skyrim lore is fricking 4th era

      even 3rd era itself got retconned because all history was lost thanks to the oblivion crisis.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Story hypes up final boss for entire chapter
    >Kill it in 5 seconds solo because the gay level scaling system provides zero challenge

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because your average ESO player is borderline moronic and can't do shit on their own.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It is just shovel ware to keep whales engaged.
    Don't worry about it until an actual TES game references it.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ESO isn't canon

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    correct, you should have quit on the spot when they forced you to write for an mmo, especially a non-canon one

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >MMO

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It just cannonized trainwiz's mods is all

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Trainwiz fell off years ago. He's persona non grata here.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe to you but when his content is the highlight of ESO he's not to me

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          No one plays ESO so no one knows or cares.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You're in a thread talking about how people play it.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              You're in a thread talking about people not playing it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Why?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You started acting like a gay and sniffing your own farts. Also, namegayging.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You just sound kind of autistic

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >trainwiz
            >persona non grata at Ganker
            you must be the Black person who got buttblasted by him and Nvgays saying that vehicles work ingame with no npc homosexualry made by Ganker autists.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >defending troonwiz
              Who could be behind this post?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >OP is a 2016+ newbie tourist
                whoda fukken thunk it

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Its him, he went on saying that vehicles doesn't work in Skyrim, Oblivion and Fallout using the faked train NPC meme created here at Ganker claiming it was real, when Shillandro and Trainwiz showed up saying and with proofs that vehicles works ingame and more.

                is other buttbuddy is assblasted over ESO too because ESO team has Kirkbride to consult him over some stuff about the lore along with Todd.
                he is the homosexual who keeps saying that all of Kirkbride's stuff is non canon.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Doesn't ESO canonize a bunch of MK stuff like the spaceships?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Its got a 37th Sermon of Vivec telling you to go to the c0da website in code lol.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The 37th sermon has a lot more c0da references than that, it's like nobody read it

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                see

                No one plays ESO so no one knows or cares.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                All of that aside, it's pathetically easy to spot newbies because they are not subtle, and all use the same newbie rhetoric and vernacular.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I can tell you're underage lol

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Don't post while upset bro, its not a good look. Take your L and keep trucking.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You're irrelevant

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You're the one seething over a train autist because he got his stuff canon

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >defending a namegay again
                why are you doing this on Ganker?
                No one cares about canon in TES, thats the point of TES you homosexual.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >getting mad over a namegay
                Significantly more pathetic

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Became cringelord trying to capitalize on his namegaygery. Only Nickies has kept his name clean, and thats from sheer unbridled autism.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Don't post while upset bro, its not a good look. Take your L and keep trucking.

            You must be +18 in brain power to post here, 2016 tourist.

            Doesn't ESO canonize a bunch of MK stuff like the spaceships?

            Yes, that includes Mananauts, Aetherbells, Space Fleet and Time traveling under the right condition, like Dragonbreaks, which is the entirety of the 2nd era thanks to Molag Bal, Meridia and the microdick necromancer that is Mannimarco.

            it gets fricked up once you learn Daedra lore and the concept of the Prisoner.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              This is why he became persona non grata, which is less than being anonymous by the by.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Because you throw a hissy fit over him? That's stupid.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Sadly shitting on a namegay is more interesting than the thread topic, it happens here.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >He's persona non grata here.
        pffftttt hahaahahaha imagine typing this like you're in some homosexual club

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Imagine trying to shame people on Ganker

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You can't look superior to people on Ganker while posting on Ganker.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why is there a black man in my video game

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >give ESO a try
    >its even more boring to play than vanilla skyrim

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This entire thread is just one wowgay raging over the game having more views than 14 and dragonflight combined on youtube.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >speaking from the POV of a marketer
      uwutm8? Who would do this?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >chad
      >pompous idiot who just also happens to be a good mage

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I wonder who is the dicklet necromancer by the name of mannimarco who made this post?
        I also wonder who is the rape victim of his female orc apprentice who also made this post?

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    base game is much worse than fricking Skyrim
    literally dogshit tier

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What's with the hate for ESO?
    It's like Skyrim but much more massive and fleshed out world
    The quests, the combat, everything is almost the same, and you can play it with friends.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >What's with the hate for ESO?
      Because the devs can't balance for shit. Every half a year they redesign the abilities and sets, see upcoming patch. It's just tiresome.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The game's baseline balance decisions and mechanics are basically broken, so they keep trying to polish a turd.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          i rather have a broken fun game than a balanced shitty game for those poopsockers who are E-sports gays

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's all irrelevant when the game is piss easy
        Yes even when it was veteran zones

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Contrarians and WoWdrones who sees anything that isnt their mmo shit they need to ruin and derail.
      it got worse now thanks to said people who now became FF14drones.

      Also you have the morons at the TES community itself who are that minority who goes to reddit, here and even twitter and youtube comments to shit on it because it isn't single player, when the entire damn game itself IS after the Orsinium+Gold Coast DLC and Morrowind chapters with the mmo part as bonus.
      These are the people who shits on all games but it has a skyrim, oblivion or morrowind game with Dark Souls shit in it, mainly combat animations.

      and OFC the recent which are snoys and obsidiots.

      Every time they try to frick with bethesda games, they get stronger than before, followed by them crying over it.
      it is what happened to Fallout 76, and previously this game.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >when the entire damn game itself IS after the Orsinium+Gold Coast DLC and Morrowind chapters
        How was it before them? The alliance locked content stuff?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That and generally more MMO focused, now it's just a TES game where other morons are running around.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Alliance stuff was locked, many things were more like wow, leveling was meh.
          People raged over it.

          ZoS came down and asked the community what they wanted, they heard and re-released the game, which is what it is now.
          Also there are townhalls and other stuff, mainly ZoS themselves promoting guilds and RP events made by the community at twitch during streams, also thanks to twitch, people are getting regular good stuff with the drops.

          in fact it isn't a MMO by now now, is simply a huge NWN1 and BG server where people goes fricking around having fun doing quests solo, doing other stuff, or playing with frens with RP or not.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >What's with the hate for ESO?
      >Constant shit combat rebalancing
      >Barely playable AvA due to them not wanting to splurge for stable servers
      >Battlegrounds has nothing unique and just has copy-paste modes from any FPS game
      >Cringe writing that shoehorns in "muh politics" and annoying "lol random" characters at the expense of lore
      >DLCs and release storylines are just cookie-cutter repeats
      >Overland content is a bore and the only challenging content (dungeons, trials) is hidden behind paywalls
      Lots to hate, especially since ZoS have been blowing hot air about addressing any of these issues for years and haven't

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I like it anon, but it's not a particularly good MMO. You have this big open world with their over-hyped megaservers which keep everyone in one instance, but frick me if there's anything to do with people. The most you'll get out of it is maybe a few extra players wanting to fight the same world boss for a daily quest, but that's about it. There's no real social interaction outside of RP, although the RP is at least interesting. You have a bunch of mega lomorons going nuts because it's been several years since launch, and they'll create the most incredibly dumb, yet canon options for their new characters like a D&D player who has been at this for too long and made a levitating hand as their character. Ironically, this proves that the most fun thing in this game is the social element, but I wish there was more to do. Skill lines are daunting at first, but now I have over 60 skillpoints that I can't really put anywhere because I have too many of the things, and I haven't even collected them all. Generally, balance is a bit fricked too, since it's a level scaled MMO. Power comes from your item set, but once you have a good one, you never need to change it ever again. I've been running the same items for over a year, and I still out-DPS other players on the regular.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This Anti ESO gay reeks of buttblasted Blizzdrone.
    But then Microsoft will shut down Blizzard and WoW servers next year without lube.

    Also ESO made what everyone asked for a long time, fix the frickup caused by MW and Oblivion due to the writers forgetting the previous games, which Boethiah was "male", and retconned her back to Female with shapeshifting powers to test mortals because its canon that she is the birthmother of Nerevar and the Wife of Prophet Veloth, the father of the Chimer and Dunmer, the genderless shenanigans is still a thing but Daedric Princes prefers what they really look like, in this case Mephala looking like the BDSM version of the Statue of Liberty and Meridia keeping her Magne-ge form even as her mortal disguise because the b***h knows that "innocent looking blonde girls" fools idiots into her bidding.

    and they didn't toned down on Sheogorath's quests, even with the stupid look he got, people asked for his real persona, and shit gets fricked, mainly the Skooma Cat quest which completely kills the crazy cheese uncle guy into how evil he really is.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The combat in ESO is really bad, even for an MMO

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >MMO
    no way gay

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    People shit on it solely because it's an mmo and because some of the lore in it contradicts morrowindgay headcanons. Honestly, people act like the lore in these games is some amazing unparalleled achievement, but all the best stuff isn't even in the actual games. The games themselves are fairly generic across the board.

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