your reactions will be okay enough to play shooters and fighting games until your fingers start to fail
look at all the fighting game boomers still having fun
>Hey bro, did you ever hear about this game called The Coffin of Andy and Leyley? It's about a brother and sibling who do fricked up shit while escaping mortal peril, and it has like incest haha, isn't that funny, brother? And it's not subtle, they totally have hot incestuous sex or at least are going to in a future chapter, hahaha, isn't that crazy, brother? The brother fricks the sister even though they are fully 100% blood related and probably knocks her up too. Isn't that hilarious?
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Not him but BOY OH FRICKING BOY, you're in for a fricking trip brother. Girls got it fricking worse than guys do because they can be downright perverted as FRICK and unhinged even when society tells you they're flowers. Women will happily slobber over gangbangs, incest, mindbreak, you having fricktons of hair, you having no hair at all, them carrying the scent of your cologne home where they shlick like mad, you choking them out while fricking her, sucking their breasts, eating her ass, they also fantasize about wanting to eat YOUR ass, grabbing your ass, playing with it and more like the most ass addicted dudebro you've ever seen.
Its actually downright comedic because unlike just going for porn, they often really do need an extremely convoluted narrative to get off. Novels and fantasies and high roleplay servers are where they lurk and holy shit the f-lists they post, its raunchy shit. Even the most booknerd librarian chick you've seen has downloaded some doujins or jilled off to her own house of the Sims with her own self insert and probably at least one of her friends or acquaintances she likes. Or families. Or with way more mods than sane.
Trust me, bondage and lovey dovey shit is good, we all enjoy it, but women can be bigger freaks than you and me combined dude.
By getting a girl, there's an established incredibly high chance she's unhinged in that regard already and all you need to do is be a good boyfriend and hope the lottery strikes it where you two are compatible. Trust me, you don't want to be mister maledom supremacy to the book librarian with aspirations of turning your butthole into a donut with a strap on, or mister femdom appreciator to the bottom of the rung bottom girl in a tennis skirt and crop top. As long as you two get together and talk it out, you can be productive members of society who are freaks for one another.
Its been that way since fricking forever dude. Remember, every person you've ever met has jerked off at least one thousand times. Every girl has gone gooner for something, its just a different kind of gooning from dudes. Its just how we all are.
>them carrying the scent of your cologne home where they shlick like mad
Jesus this is hot
It is actually super kino and its a shame more girls don't reveal their powerlevels in this fashion because a lot of guys would love to play along but they're utterly clueless.
>them carrying the scent of your cologne home
A friend did this, but with his brother's clothes because he was using the same cologne as her ex's.
nimpho girls are insane, that's true and they will suck you dry because they don't have refractory period which will eventually defeat the horniest of men
but most girls don't like perverted dudes that are into fricked up fetishes
at most they will go with it if the dude is super hot and the fricked up fetishes don't involve e-girlstuff
Oh absolutely, there lies the thing which fricks it all up. They can be unhinged even without being nymphs, but you also being unhinged is a bummer for them, while for us, arguably it'd only be a turn on since it'd be an increase in compatibility. Hotness is absolutely all in the eye of the beholder and its in both of us, guys will do much the same to a girl who's hot and give less leeway to someone they think is ugly but sadly that's just how we're wired too.
Honestly some girls got the corruption tag on them something fierce. Kinda crazy how people try to make them all sound like perfect flowers when they're the best animators and artists for the titilation, I mean seriously, give art lessons to tumblr and you'll be drowning in good stuff.
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You gotta be a degenerate but without being a horndog
Like only show it once when they are in bed with you and you gotta keep it cool so you can't be your average Ganker gooner talking about all the shit you want to do with an autistic smile on your face
>them carrying the scent of your cologne home where they shlick like mad
Jesus this is hot
It's a common woman trait to want to take ownership of their lover's clothes and wearing them. Something about their brains really likes being in the smell.
It's more like they tell you that they'll be taking your hoodie home to sleep in it, and not really asking for permission. Is that theft? I guess, but are you going to say no for the girl that gives you free sex?
3 months ago
Anonymous
You never wear your gf’s panties?
3 months ago
Anonymous
She gets mad when I use them as a facemask
When I just wear them she doesn't notice.
I had just gotten home from a bike ride one night and tossed my shirt at my gf at the time, asking if I needed a shower before we went out.
You could visibly see the switch in her brain turn on and inform her that it was time to get unreasonably horny.
Women are fricked in the head and it's so good when it's good.
>Even the most booknerd librarian chick you've seen has downloaded some doujins or jilled off to her own house of the Sims with her own self insert and probably at least one of her friends or acquaintances she likes. Or families. Or with way more mods than sane.
Suddenly everything makes sense.
Trust me brother, The Sims is the Skyrim of videogames for women. Slap that shit on a tshirt and print it, make bank cause its a capital T Truth bomb more dudes need to be aware of.
3 months ago
Anonymous
...I downloaded The Sims 3 for a coworker.
Am I an enabler?
3 months ago
Anonymous
If you ask, you should prepare yourself for the truth of the answer. Whether this is a good enabling or not is up to you Anon but if she's a coworker, there's at least a 60% chance she's also playing office matchup in her sims copy, and a non zero she's got you in it too.
Name 3 eroges with cannibalism, matricide, patricide, satanic rituals and visions of the future.
And incest too, and probably dying at the end cause there's no way Leyley makes it out alive.
That doesn't contradict anything, hotness and money are prime atractives for both genders, having a raging rich fricking business momma tell me she's into having me slap her ass with a paddle is just the male version of a girl being approached by a rich hot dude who wants to do bondage on her. You don't buy a bodice ripper like that if you aren't into the main kink, its just girls often like maledom over femdom on a larger populational basis and want the bondage on themselves, not on guys.
Not to say there aren't girls out there who'd tie you the frick up and do the dirty, but 50 sunlights was a game of very good marketing and appeal to popularity that won because its basically weaponized shlock smut. There's stuff that's mainstream as hell or a public secret like bondage and maledom, but those aren't the only things girls like, dudes are out here fricking anorexics and diabetes patients, jacking it to celulite asses and small breasts, girls can like bondage as a majority and also want to drown their face in your unshaved crotch after a workout like dudes do.
I have it displayed proudly on my Steam page, I even bought the profile background, but my sister will never see it because she's never played anything other than The Sims.
It hasn't gone far enough, we need a real AAA anthro game
This
Would unironicly shill out for AAA anthro rpg including trans and vore content
Basically skyrim without humans or nords (not human)
Disgusting bro get help
We need hmofa incest.
>that one doujin where an adopted feral shota fricks a tall anthro wolf woman
Pure, undiluted kino.
I need more info
All I get is Gumball stuff
Wasn't Carnage supposed to be this?
No way a Spider-Man villain would do that ,Anon.
nvm it was called carnal instinct
>God forbid anyone make a video game that appeals to women!
>incest is for women only
siscon website
Why do women love this shit anyway? My sister played it too.
Women have poor reaction time and can't get into twitch shooters or fighting games
I don't like this image, it reminds me that I won't be able to game as well as I do now past the age of 35
The difference between the low and the high on that graph is only 75ms, anon. That's probably less than 30% of your current reaction time.
your reactions will be okay enough to play shooters and fighting games until your fingers start to fail
look at all the fighting game boomers still having fun
women love fricked up relationships in their media and IRL
>My sister played it too.
Yeah I wonder why your sister is playing a game about incest
>Hey bro, did you ever hear about this game called The Coffin of Andy and Leyley? It's about a brother and sibling who do fricked up shit while escaping mortal peril, and it has like incest haha, isn't that funny, brother? And it's not subtle, they totally have hot incestuous sex or at least are going to in a future chapter, hahaha, isn't that crazy, brother? The brother fricks the sister even though they are fully 100% blood related and probably knocks her up too. Isn't that hilarious?
>women say shit like this and expect you to get all the subtle hints
They wish it were them. Watch any random vtuber play it. They're practically creaming themselves whenever Andy does anything
>Andy
>vtubers
it's all an act
>My sister played it too
It's the ultimate female power fantasy
This. Women love cute sociopathic bad boys.
Incest just makes it hotter.
It's Andrew, the cute emo boy
>Butthurt girl kills mom with his BFF
Gee Anon I wonder why
Huh, so did mine. Didn't even realize, since she just likes games with fricked up weird tones.
>He needs a legal green light
Sauce?
No, saucenao
>3rd part's cover is girl with a fat bastard
dropped
Its not even hentai bruh
the guy is pretty hot
women love men who know how to back talk, and murder
Yeah this shit was catnip for all the girls on my timeline. In fairness, it's a decently written game besides that.
>No actual sex
It hasn't gone far enough.
Did you fricking take a screenshot right at the transition point between two images?
have a nice day
It's only the beginning anon
this isn't vidya though
Sorry, you had years and years and years to go after all the "VNs are video games" homosexuals, but you didn't. So if VNs are vidya, so is this.
Not far enough, it was just a dream sequence.
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not far enough.
I legitimately do not understand why women like this game so much.
Do you think women don't get off to incest?
I thought they got off to light bondage and lovey-dovey stuff.
Not him but BOY OH FRICKING BOY, you're in for a fricking trip brother. Girls got it fricking worse than guys do because they can be downright perverted as FRICK and unhinged even when society tells you they're flowers. Women will happily slobber over gangbangs, incest, mindbreak, you having fricktons of hair, you having no hair at all, them carrying the scent of your cologne home where they shlick like mad, you choking them out while fricking her, sucking their breasts, eating her ass, they also fantasize about wanting to eat YOUR ass, grabbing your ass, playing with it and more like the most ass addicted dudebro you've ever seen.
Its actually downright comedic because unlike just going for porn, they often really do need an extremely convoluted narrative to get off. Novels and fantasies and high roleplay servers are where they lurk and holy shit the f-lists they post, its raunchy shit. Even the most booknerd librarian chick you've seen has downloaded some doujins or jilled off to her own house of the Sims with her own self insert and probably at least one of her friends or acquaintances she likes. Or families. Or with way more mods than sane.
Trust me, bondage and lovey dovey shit is good, we all enjoy it, but women can be bigger freaks than you and me combined dude.
How can I get an unhinged gf?
By getting a girl, there's an established incredibly high chance she's unhinged in that regard already and all you need to do is be a good boyfriend and hope the lottery strikes it where you two are compatible. Trust me, you don't want to be mister maledom supremacy to the book librarian with aspirations of turning your butthole into a donut with a strap on, or mister femdom appreciator to the bottom of the rung bottom girl in a tennis skirt and crop top. As long as you two get together and talk it out, you can be productive members of society who are freaks for one another.
Its been that way since fricking forever dude. Remember, every person you've ever met has jerked off at least one thousand times. Every girl has gone gooner for something, its just a different kind of gooning from dudes. Its just how we all are.
It is actually super kino and its a shame more girls don't reveal their powerlevels in this fashion because a lot of guys would love to play along but they're utterly clueless.
Gigabrained.
>them carrying the scent of your cologne home where they shlick like mad
Jesus this is hot
>them carrying the scent of your cologne home
A friend did this, but with his brother's clothes because he was using the same cologne as her ex's.
>getting off to the scent of her brother's clothes
nimpho girls are insane, that's true and they will suck you dry because they don't have refractory period which will eventually defeat the horniest of men
but most girls don't like perverted dudes that are into fricked up fetishes
at most they will go with it if the dude is super hot and the fricked up fetishes don't involve e-girlstuff
So it's only hot if they're the secretly fricked up dragging you down?
Oh absolutely, there lies the thing which fricks it all up. They can be unhinged even without being nymphs, but you also being unhinged is a bummer for them, while for us, arguably it'd only be a turn on since it'd be an increase in compatibility. Hotness is absolutely all in the eye of the beholder and its in both of us, guys will do much the same to a girl who's hot and give less leeway to someone they think is ugly but sadly that's just how we're wired too.
Honestly some girls got the corruption tag on them something fierce. Kinda crazy how people try to make them all sound like perfect flowers when they're the best animators and artists for the titilation, I mean seriously, give art lessons to tumblr and you'll be drowning in good stuff.
You gotta be a degenerate but without being a horndog
Like only show it once when they are in bed with you and you gotta keep it cool so you can't be your average Ganker gooner talking about all the shit you want to do with an autistic smile on your face
It's a common woman trait to want to take ownership of their lover's clothes and wearing them. Something about their brains really likes being in the smell.
They fetishize theft?
Check out?
It's more like they tell you that they'll be taking your hoodie home to sleep in it, and not really asking for permission. Is that theft? I guess, but are you going to say no for the girl that gives you free sex?
You never wear your gf’s panties?
She gets mad when I use them as a facemask
When I just wear them she doesn't notice.
I had just gotten home from a bike ride one night and tossed my shirt at my gf at the time, asking if I needed a shower before we went out.
You could visibly see the switch in her brain turn on and inform her that it was time to get unreasonably horny.
Women are fricked in the head and it's so good when it's good.
>Even the most booknerd librarian chick you've seen has downloaded some doujins or jilled off to her own house of the Sims with her own self insert and probably at least one of her friends or acquaintances she likes. Or families. Or with way more mods than sane.
Suddenly everything makes sense.
Trust me brother, The Sims is the Skyrim of videogames for women. Slap that shit on a tshirt and print it, make bank cause its a capital T Truth bomb more dudes need to be aware of.
...I downloaded The Sims 3 for a coworker.
Am I an enabler?
If you ask, you should prepare yourself for the truth of the answer. Whether this is a good enabling or not is up to you Anon but if she's a coworker, there's at least a 60% chance she's also playing office matchup in her sims copy, and a non zero she's got you in it too.
I'm guessing the Westermarck effect isn't as prominent in women as it is in men?
When the frick is the next episode coming
How do I acquire the Andy aesthetic so women swoon over me?
Be me and then somehow convince yourself to clean shave and take up smoking
Don't wash your hair
Starve for 2 months, kill a thot, swear loyaly on your sister.
Wait, you chucklefricks told me to hide my powerlevel
Now I have to show it to get b***hes?
Only hide it if you're a geek, they love bad boys.
Is this a joke? The game is tame compared to most japanese eroge
Normalgays hate thing (japan) but enjoy thing (western)
Name 3 eroges with cannibalism, matricide, patricide, satanic rituals and visions of the future.
And incest too, and probably dying at the end cause there's no way Leyley makes it out alive.
subahibi
euphoria
higurashi
wait...higurashi is an eroge?
If you try hard enough.
I'm waiting Anon.
Wait
But the best selling whatever 50 shades of gray is about the innocent girl getting corrupted by the rich guy
How's that work? Is it a trap card?
That doesn't contradict anything, hotness and money are prime atractives for both genders, having a raging rich fricking business momma tell me she's into having me slap her ass with a paddle is just the male version of a girl being approached by a rich hot dude who wants to do bondage on her. You don't buy a bodice ripper like that if you aren't into the main kink, its just girls often like maledom over femdom on a larger populational basis and want the bondage on themselves, not on guys.
Not to say there aren't girls out there who'd tie you the frick up and do the dirty, but 50 sunlights was a game of very good marketing and appeal to popularity that won because its basically weaponized shlock smut. There's stuff that's mainstream as hell or a public secret like bondage and maledom, but those aren't the only things girls like, dudes are out here fricking anorexics and diabetes patients, jacking it to celulite asses and small breasts, girls can like bondage as a majority and also want to drown their face in your unshaved crotch after a workout like dudes do.
Got as job for you, 621.
For an RPGMaker game the coffin game is pretty well made, it's got enough details in the enviroment that work as foreshadowing for future puzzles.
name of this game immediately please
Learn to quote first.
fair enough
name of this game immediately please
Good girl
Higurashi Daybreak Mega on PSP, don't confuse it with the PC game because that has less content.
Never far enough
By all mischief and degeneracy in this world I summon thee LOUDgayS!
Please don't!
>check my sister's steam page
>isn't on there
I think I'm safe.
>he doesn't know
There's hidden games now bro. I got a VN snuck in and everything on my end.
You can hide games now
I have it displayed proudly on my Steam page, I even bought the profile background, but my sister will never see it because she's never played anything other than The Sims.
I bought a bunch of cards to craft the badge but I'm waiting for the final chapter to drop
thats not even a video game
buy an ad
That's a video game, moron.
crapawa shitjo is not a game
A visual novel is a video game
This game is not a visual novel, it's an RPGmaker game
have a nice day
VNs are video games.
Transwomen are men.
Hitler did nothing wrong.