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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically mobile games are doing better than the current gen at innovation. You can play a fully fledged assassins creed game on there soon. And guess what your games are all 60fps

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >innovation

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Name 1 console game this gen that has innovated
        I'll wait, but not long

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Name 1 mobile game that has, Black person.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Wrong, it has a lot of shit ported from the PC. Apart from that, a few good games to kill time but that's about it.

            Shattered pixel dungeon costs money now

            Stop smoking crack

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              First reply meant for the op

              https://i.imgur.com/AnrF3pF.jpg

              *has zero good or worthwhile games despite being the largest gaming platform*

              obviously

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >innovation is playing the same asscreed slop for the 15th time in the row

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I mean elden ring was goty last year, so probably yeah

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >innovation
      It's just a bunch of shit heads stealing other people's games, the same as youtubers

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Everything gen 6 and below

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate mobile telephones

    Even dumbphones have their location tracked 24/7 by the NSA if connected to US mobile networks

    Source: Edward Snowden 2013 NSA leaks

    Android, iOS, and the apps people use on these are extreme spyware, and use DRM to restrict your freedom to such an extreme extent that you can't even install software Google/Apple doesn't approve.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ok boomer.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Get a pager or something, moron. I don't even think they make pagers anymore, but if you're that scared of being tracked then you basically can't use any form of technology aside from a beeper/pager, and that's it.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        A pager still gets tracked.

        How do you think it gets a signal? Magic? Any system trying to send anything to the number still needs to be able to locate it, and that means it's logged on to a network somewhere, which means it's logged, which means somebody can find out where you are within a reasonable distance.

        The trick is to not piss off the israelites enough so that they start to notice you.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Well, at that point you might as well go live in the woods/mountains and off the grid if you're that paranoid.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Huh? You can sideload any app on android without any trouble.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You are on Ganker
      you aint shit

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    hey I'm from Varna that's pretty cool

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Surely there has to be at least one good mobile game.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shattered pixel dungeon and its free with no ads

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shattered pixel dungeon costs money now

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          No it doesn't, you have 3 optional donations on the home screen that just give you borders (i got basic after sinking 30 hours into the game)

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          All game cost money. Not for me

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nikke

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    yawn

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine the living hell that is to play Resident Evil 4 on a fricking touchscreen

      Phones are phones, not even close to a viable gaming platform.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        PS5 controllers are supported

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will never understand people that "play" games on their phone. I figured it's usually people playing gacha games or kids playing those ADHD games.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well you can also play PubG or Warzone thats basically the console version 1:1, its fairly impressive. I dont play mobile games but I can see how for people on the move a lot without a console would. Or chinks
      Its a no from me though because why destroy your battery overheating your phone constantly? They're bad enough and every summer already is knocking life off of it

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    yeah because touch controls suck and gaming obliterates the battery

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gaming isn't fun on a touchscreen. Virtual buttons fricking suck. Carrying a bluetooth controller around is unreasonably autistic, you may as well just take a dedicated handheld.

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Quest
    Random Adventure Roguelike II
    Pathos
    Age of History
    Age of Conquest IV
    Space Trader

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      trash
      trash
      trash
      lmao
      trash
      trash

      die.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sick

        opinion,

        reddit

        spacer.

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I play master duel and vampire survivors on it when I’m super bored at work waiting for my shit to dry

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I use my phone to make phone calls.

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    "worthwhile" is subjective

    The kind of person who plays games on a phone has no taste, so there are plenty of games for them. Just look at the success of Genshin Impact. They don't even care about installing Chinese spyware on their phone.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Genshin Impact and Star Rail are legitimately good games.
      Also you can pair literally any controller to iOS so the >touchscreen complaints are just ignorance at this point

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, you just have no standards and happily will slurp anything up if it has a coat of (bland) anime girl paint. Gacha shitters will die violent deaths.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Genshin is a better ARPG than Diablo IV and has one of the most interesting combat systems of any ARPG I've ever played. I didn't want to play it for the longest time because like you who never played it kept saying it was cheap anime trash, and nothing could be further from the truth. Its a huge and beautiful game.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Imao

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        SLUUUURP MMM YES I SURE LOVE MY PEDOPBAIT GACHASLOP
        i can hear the whale song from over here homie

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fruit Ninja and Doodle Jump are the only good mobile games. Both use features unique to touch-screen devices, the touch-screen (obviously) and the form-factor + gyro.

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tbf the new iPhone is getting RE Village

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Phoneposters and users in general deserve to be boiled.

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's Kojima kino coming to iPhone soon

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