>have a cult following. >big enough to hold a game convention for you game several times. >merch sales

>have a cult following
>big enough to hold a game convention for you game several times
>merch sales
Would you have sold your golden goose for 2.5 billion dollars?

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >have a cult following
    >big enough to hold a game convention for you game several times
    oh boy i get to deal with endless 12 year old minecraft spergs, lucky me

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know who this is.
    He also does not appear to be videogame.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      He is the inventor of videogame

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        His hat is very dignified.
        It is also black. A black hat, if you will.
        Is Vidyaman also a haxzor?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          yes, in fact it is theorized he has even once browsed the infamous hacker website known as "Ganker"

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Would you have sold your golden goose for 2.5 billion dollars

    Yeah. Anyone who tells you otherwise is lying. He's set for life. He can do literally nothing and have absolutely no worries.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Has he ran out of money yet?
    Personally, no, probably I wouldn't. And even if I did, it would Not be the way this moron did it, I'd demand 100 mil royalties for it before the sale.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      So taking 2.5 billion in cash is moronic just because you didn't tack on 100 mil on royalties???

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        In Notch's case absolutely. He could've easily demanded that off Microsoft, or at least attempt it.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      He literally can't run out of money, moron. He can easily and with no risk gain 6%/year over inflation. It's impossible to spend more than that even if he tried

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe?
    He probably could've milked the game for just as much had he kept the IP to himself, but getting to cash out and frick off? I don't know what I'd have picked.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      If he's smart with his money, which I kind of doubt he is, he can easily turn that in to much much more and live off the interest without ever doing anything again. He's not married and doesn't have kids so I don't know exactly what he plans on doing with it down the line

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Live off the interest
        homie are you not paying attention?

        2.5B is an ungodly amount of money. If you are 20 and die at 100, you can spend 85K EVERY SINGLE DAY and still have some money left over.

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would have sold it and then use the money to create a new and better company and have them make games for me. Notch could've done that a long time ago, but now nobody even cares who he is.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're a NEET you don't know how to do any of that.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        With 2 billion dollars I wouldn't need to know how to do any of that. That's the point. You hire some competent game developers and they make games for you. Notch should've done that when he was still fresh on people's minds, but now it's too late.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >but now it's too late.
          He can still do it just because he has lots of money. You can find plenty of competent code and artmonkeys to make a game for you if you have the big bux

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    WHY DID HE NOT BUY Ganker NOW WE HAVE TO DEAL WITH HIROSHIT

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Microsoft would just make a Minecraft clone and advertise it to the point of success without him if he kept it. They wanted the original game's identity but were willing to crush it if need be.

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >literal billionaire
    >sits at home mad all day
    lol yogscast won

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Would you have sold your golden goose for 2.5 billion dollars?
    Yes, duh. It's 2.5 Billion dollars. With a 'B'. You're literally set for life, unless you go full-moron and start collecting Russian oligarch-tier yachts.
    What I don't understand is why he didn't try making any other games. Or, heck, funding some obscure IP revivals. Something like $10 million is peanuts to him.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Seeing how the other mojang projects at the time were literally a card game i don't think he cares that much about making games

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    2.5B is an ungodly amount of money. If you are 20 and die at 100, you can spend 85K EVERY SINGLE DAY and still have some money left over.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Ganker is this bad at maths

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I mean he's technically correct as long as his definition of "some money left over" is a billion dollars

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I mean he's technically correct as long as his definition of "some money left over" is a billion dollars

        Are you both moronic?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >using a calculator
          you didn't beat the game

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ironic

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >it's true
      God damn, outside of buying a nice house in the mountains or near the coast, I can't think of a way to actually burn the money. Probably donate a billion to whatever research project interests me and live as a hermit.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >2.5 B
      That'll be half of your money plus taxes, thanks.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not how it works. Mojang was owned by another company, so that's where the money goes. All of it. How he gets it out of the company in order to spend it is another issue, but he's not getting the money as cash and paying a ridiculous amount of taxes because, unlike Ganker, he's not braindead.

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I lost all respect for this guy when he didn't give a shit about Microsoft taking out Ganker references and adding BLM ones but shat his pants in rage over a Sonic the Hedgehog crossover.

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Absolutely.

    I would have cashed out and retired to Thailand where I fricked very little, petite Thai prostitutes of questionable ages.

    Then once I got bored of that, I'd start fricking the delicious Thai ladyboys.

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What would you actually do with all that money? It's an absurd amount. I'd probably just keep posting here, maybe pay for a personal trainer and chef.

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >cash out and don't have to think about the thing I know brought in billions of autism spectrums that will inevitably complain about any change or update I would make
    If I had an idea that had that appeal I would

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Notch was always about vacations and stealing ideas.

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Do nothing
    >Get paid billions
    You can't help but respect the fat frick for that.

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Microsoft probably made 10 times over that buy in price. But 2.5billion is still an absurd amount for one person. No matter what. For what the game was it was absolutely worth it.

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Had he stayed he could've been vidya Jesus to hundreds of millions of zoomers, the next Disney scale figure

    Just put a video of yourself reading the changelog every time a patch is out and embed it into the client and cement your legacy forever

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mega cringe, who the frick cares about zoomers?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        My homie zoomers have made wealthy and influential men out of supreme morons on a much smaller scale, all for playing a game on stream and saying some dumb shit every now and then. Imagine the money and influence you'd have as the person dictating the direction of Minecraft and its public face.

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think people who ask this can conceptualize how much money that is for one man. I would sell anything for that price. Wife, kids? Want to frick my butthole? Sure, deal.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      2.5 Billion dollars is 2500 Million dollars is 2,500,000 thousand dollars is 25,000,000 hundred dollars is 250,000,000 ten dollars is 2,500,000,000 one dollars.
      For all you visual thinkers, that amount of money could buy you about 2,500,000,000 snicker bars.
      That's a lot of nuts.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous
  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    MS handled Minecraft better than he did and made the brand grow. He wouldnt have earned 2.5 billion if he didnt sell because he's a lazy butthole in the first place.

    The smart thing would have been to create your own developer and then make games you wanted to make with the money since 2.5 billion is a ton of money for any dream game you want but instead he just wastes the money doing nothing.

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why would you need or want more than 2 billion dollars?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      number must go up

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >money but money and money
    yes

  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, homie you moronic? $2.5B is multiple generations worth of wealth.

  27. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Notch was a one trick pony that got lucky. His original idea wasn't even his. He literally copied it from another game. None of his other game ideas ever played out.

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