Have Japanese devs lost their way? They used to make the best video games but now they release failure after failure. Tears of the Kingdom losing GOTY to BG3 was very upsetting to me. Will they make a comeback?
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people wanted a sequel, not a dlc
>20.28 million copies sold in less than a year
Yeah nobody wants it, Nintendo's dead in the water
damn only 30 million? Dead game
They could've made a Majora's Mask style version of BotW and people would've eaten that shit up. Tears of the Kingdom was fine, but let's be honest that it was in fact a DLC with minor changes, some filler areas and new abilities. BotW was better than ToTK
>people wanted a sequel
and that's what they got you whiny little b***h
>They used to make the best video games
Lol.
They did and still do.
The problem is they started taking a lot of design cues from western developers like ubitowers, DEI, forced slow walking and talking sections, etc.
>ubitowers, DEI
None of that is in the game
I'm not talking sbout TotK. I'm talking about Japanese devs in general. I was thinking specifically about FF7 Rebirth for those examples. TotK and BotW had Ubitowers, though.
>Conveniently memory holes the western gaming crash and Japanese games being objectively better for decades.
Zoom zoom
>that time where the industry was so bad that people actually had to buy worthless japslop
Dark times. Good thing we made it past that.
yes
Link is inherently trans
He doesn't actually believe he's a woman
You don't know that
eric was right all along
most dull fricking content ever put in a zeldor it's just zeldor styled besieged x bk nuts & bolts
It's just a game dude.
Kinda.
Jap devs, more and more, are making games more like western ones, because they want to see the kind of money big budget AAAs bring in.
Problem is they aren't ever going to do a western game as well as a western company. And the people that usually buy up jap games, buy them in large part because they're different from western ones, so they're throwing their audience away in the pursuit of one they can't capture anyway.
Nintendo isn’t making good shit anymore. I think they’re too israeli nowadays. But you’ve still got some good Japanese developers. I liked Unicorn Overlord this year
The game is fine its the lack of risk taking and essentially making a DLC 8 years later that people were bored of
>failure
>20 million coppies
Whatever you say moron
>20 million
if that's a failure then goy of war and snoyman are gargantuan flops despite being bundled with the fricking console
Totk was a massive success
This was the first game in history to win all 5 awards. Nintendo has to worry about competition for the first time ever because of this historical event.
Trying too hard
Lagging far behind
BotW was truly the game of the decade, and century thus far
The bear sex was a cultural phenomenon. This has the first game in history to have bestiality as a romance option. Nintendo can't compete.
Twitch views will NEVER be a good metric for popularity, at least not when it comes to the vast majority of games. There are tons of successful/fun games that have low twitch views simply because they are not fun to watch. Stop using such a moronic fricking metric
You do realize the vast majority of people, gamers especially, don't give 2 shits about the game awards right?
You're only saying that as a coping mechanism because Nintendo lost. The tendies are in the room with us.
Cope.
No? I'm being dead serious. People have pretty quickly realized how much of a self imporant wankfest the game awards have become. Why the frick should anyone care what about what homosexuals from calfornia think about video games? People will buy and play what they want, regardless of whatever wins GOTY. Companies don't especially care about winning GOTY either, apart from some extra advertising. First and foremost they want to make money. You're putting waaay too much stock onto an arbitruary reward show with no monetary value
Shhhhhhh it's the only cope they have.
TotK is a colossal critical and commercial success, they only way they can cope is desperately trying to convince themselves a better must exist somewhere. Nothing else matters to them lma0o
And yet you flaunt game awards and sales anytime it's convenient to you, ya damn hypocrite. even now you flaunt BOTW winning the TGAs, without a hint of self-reflection.
What's your point, that both are ok or neither are ok? Or did you not think this far
If you ever use the game awards as an indication of a game's quality, then you're a full blown moron with the mental capacity of a foot fungus. Infact, if your argument in favor of a game is ever based on popularity or sales or metacritic, then you deserve a slap across the face with a diseased weasel.
I don't know how to make this any more clear. Perhaps I should draw a diagram?
Meant for
As a matter of fact, it applies to OP too. May a swift but painful death come to game journalism and metacritic.
>Imagine not grasping empirical metrics, while being such a moron you claim to hate post modernism.
>GAME MAKE MORE MONEY, THAT MEAN GAME GOOD
Numbers is all we got homie.
>I can't judge something based on its actual quality
>I need game journalism to tell me what to think
Nah homie. This be a bruh moment.
>Billions of different opinions, they are all equal!
This argument has been discussed to death. It’s literally the basis of post modernism. I’m not stating you have to use metacritic, or sales. Just that you need to have a real objective empirical metric or why talk about the quality of anything.
>Billions of different opinions, they are all equal!
I disagree. The opinions of the majority are worthless trash that wouldn't be fit to line the bottom of a bird cage.
I disagree. Oh well, no way to resolve this. Guess everything like, your opinion man.
Write video game essays.
I want to be a video game essayist. What do I do?
Tendies are so embarassing
>yet you
Not everyone on Ganker is the same fricking person, homosexual. The game awards have always been shit and they always will be. Anyone who thinks the game awards are a valuable metric for success are fricking morons
homie TotK has won TONS on GotY awards. TONS.
So why do the TGAs not matter? What makes any of these awards different, let alone better?
I'm Batman.
>So why do the TGAs not matter?
Nintendo won more awards for more games than any other developer at TGA.
How do you feel about that?
>Nintendo won more awards for more games than any other developer at TGA.
lol
>has to make up fake awards for his shit indie game
Sad.
Why don't you answer the question?
>IT'S FAKE BECAUSE IT DOESN'T FIT MY NARRATIVE
Cope
>still doesn't answer the question
Oh no ACgay-sisters!! XDD
Why hasn't Terraria won a single award? Is is really that shit?
>asking to be spoonfed
Yikes. I thought you Zelda fans didn't believe in handholding. My mistake.
Zelda fans are picky babies trying to hide behind curtains. It doesn't work because their dicks are sticking out.
see
It's like you guys can't even read.
Why hasn't Terraria won a single award. Is it really that shit? What happened?
It has. You don't see the image posted? Yeesh. I bet you don't even know about the labor of love award either. You kids needing constant spoonfeeding.
The Game Awards decide history because they are rich and famous. Aspiring game companies will go to them for guidance.
Most companies ultimately won't care. They don't give a shit about "making history". The only thing they care about is making money
This has been the best quarter for JRPGs of all time. Hit after hit with ER still to come. One terrible game is not a issue, as bad as TotK was.
>The game awards
>still being relevant
You guys are over a decade late.
They were relevant enough for Aonuma the hack to internally commit seppuku so that's good enough for me
Read
Nintendo already got people's money and they probably made more from tears of the kingdom then breath of the wild due to the $70 cost the game has.
This is a troll op but honestly the answer is Japan making overly general assumptions about "western" markets and being tight ass on development budgets. That's what hurts most Japanese games recently.
>Tears of the Kingdom losing GOTY to BG3 was very upsetting to me.
lol
yes there are a million Black person hylians, rampant gay pandering and blatant satanic imagery
Does anyone want to see my penis?
who cares. japans only achievement in history was poisoning western media and grooming kids into weirdo subhumans. 2 nukes werent nearly enough tbh
I'm sure it was japan who was pushing BLM and trans rights in america.
Fricking israelite trying to cover your tracks.
>Is ToTK Tears of the Pozzed as well?
lol no it's a love story between two hero sexual white people. Rare these days.
lmao you wish
How am I wrong? Did you even play the fricking game?
>2D Minecraft
Genshin is just better
Stop shilling for gachas you moron
Nowadays, mobile gaming is more succesful than ever. Genshin, which once upon a time was called a simple BOTW clone, has now outdone the success of the latter several times over. The same can be said for Honkai Star Rail, Granblue, Warzone and PUBG Mobile or whichever games are popular on smartphones. Apple Arcade and Netflix are also bringing on a new wave of less monetization-intensive mobile games to the market, not to mention the initiative of companies like Capcom or Kojima Productions porting their AAA console games onto mobile platforms.
Number of copies of BotW sold: 30 million
Number of copies TotK sold: 23 million (so far)
Number of copies of Genshit Prolapse sold: ZERO
Really makes you think...
Value of the entire Zelda franchise: $1 billion
Value of Genshin impact: $6 billion
ok tendie....
>monetized money game designed to fleece morons of money makes money
lmao whatever helps you cope. Nobody bought a single copy of Genshit
There isnt a single metric where Zelda outperforms Genshin in. Keep coping tho.
Aside from: being the better game
>There isnt a single metric where Zelda outperforms Genshin in
Except things like
Critical acclaim
Sales
Cultural significance
Brand awareness
Legacy
>sales
Black person, genshin produced more profit than zelda ever did
>critical acclaim
>cultural significance
kek
>brand awareness
no one is talking about zelda nowadays. Genshin is more relevant in East and SE Asia
>Legacy
Yeah, zelda was big back in the early 2000s, but not anymore
Koreans, Chinese and SEAs are barely even human when compared to Japanese people, their opinion doesn’t count, might as well count the opinion of monkeys if you think Chinese opinions matter.
God I hate Chinese, you sneaky bastards keep making discreet hate threads towards Japan out of jealousy, you really are the israelites of the east.
I dont care if they were monkeys/subhuman/shitskin, as long as they pay up. Like I said, keep on coping, Black person.
Genshintrads gloating they gambled most of their life savings away and got nothing in return (not even a decent anniversary bonus) never stops being funny to me.
Genshin Impact is a soulless piece of trash, makes sense it was made by Chinese bugmen who are jealous of how civilised Japanese people are
There are more Genshin players in Japan than Zelda players. Also Genshin is ranked first in JP's Google play store
All the players are Zainichi or Chinese immigrants
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My butt hurts just by reading it
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Jap devs are obsessed with "new experiences" that they forgot what made them different.
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I love how people get so angry at me criticizing Zelda, Metroid, Xenoblade and Splatoon, and yet THIS is the kind of thread that they're okay with. Constant spam, porn, waifushit, samegayging, console wars, and general shitposting.
But if I say something like "Xenoblade needs less cutscenes" or "I wish I could skip the intro to TOTK" then everyone suddenly loses their minds.
I'm not reading all that.
You got what you deserved
Oh please, I did nothing to warrant all of this shitposting. You're just angry beyond all reason because someone had the audacity to not mindlessly worship a corporation.
You get shitposted at because you're a shitposter. I hope this helps.
Got any proof?
Yep, check last thread.
No, I'm not seeing anything. I see Zelda fans calling everything "troony shit" and proving that they don't even have devices aside from their switches. That seems alot more shitpost-y to me, to be honest.
>No, I'm not seeing anything
I do, see
And what is this supposed to prove? All I see is Zelda fans blindly worshipping Arthur, game journos, metacritic scores, and sales metrics.
Still waiting for you to answer my question.
Which is?
What fandom am I a part of? Should be easy even for a moronic narcissist like you.
As long as you shitpost my way because I criticize nintendo's games, then I consider you part of the Nintendo fandom.
Just like I'm a snoy because I also called out Arthur, got it. Seems like you're not that different from him.
You've never called out Arthur lol
I'm the only person on this board that calls out this guy for unironically worshipping game journos.
>You've never called out Arthur lol
Wrong, see
>still worships Zelda and Nintendo games as a whole, citing that they're better than every other game because of muh sales and muh metacritic
>thus supporting Arthur's viewpoint
Hmmmm, interedasting.
worships Zelda and Nintendo games as a whole, citing that they're better than every other game because of muh sales and muh metacritic
Wrong, as seen by me calling out arthur. I could link you me shitting on botw, but you probably can't handle that.
If that's true, then why do you shit on me? By that logic, we should be on the same team, and yet you hold a scathing hatred of me. Doesn't add up.
>He thinks disliking some parts of the game equals to being a mentally ill moron who hates Nintendo on Ganker
ACgay everyone, looking forward to your meltdown later today.
>If that's true, then why do you shit on me
Told you already, you're a moronic narcissist. You're so up your own ass you can't see you're a well poisoner.
>saying that Nintendo games aren't perfect masterpieces = narcissism and well poisoning
unable to process being wrong = narcissism and well poisoning
ftfy
What am I wrong on? Why can't a man simply dislike a game without the fanboy cheerleaders breathing down your neck?
Feel free to weasel out of the argument we were having, you're still like Arthur.
I asked you a question. Why did you dodge?
>no it's not, many people like it, it was successful both critically and commercially
This is a metric that constantly changes, you hypocrite. If a non-nintendo game ever meets commercial success and is liked by a bunch of people, you change the goalposts and claim that it doesn't count.
>oh, that doesn't count, it was all bots
>paid shills!
>fake numbers!
>only OUR game is successful!
>m-muh attach rates!
You call games like Terraria "troony shit" and yet it sold 50 million units, more than any other indie game outside of Minecraft. Yet somehow that doesn't count as being commercially successful. Armored Core 6 outsold the entire series COMBINED, and Fromsoft says they're happy with it. Yet you don't consider it successful. Pizza Tower has been overwhelmingly loved by fans and even has an 89 metacritic, which would seem pretty impressive for an indie game, but no somehow that's "troony shit" too.
FRICKING HYPOCRITE, WHAT DOES COMMERCIAL AND CRITICAL SUCCESS MEAN?
>I asked you a question. Why did you dodge?
You still haven't this question
Why do you dodge?
>I asked you a question. Why did you dodge?
Just like you dodged
I don't give proof to shitposters who call games "troony shit" with no provocation whatsoever.
Change your attitude first.
>I don't give proof to shitposters who call games "troony shit" with no provocation whatsoever.
You do that, not me. Now stop dodging the question.
>You call games like Terraria "troony shit" and yet it sold 50 million units, more than any other indie game outside of Minecraft. Yet somehow that doesn't count as being commercially successful. Armored Core 6 outsold the entire series COMBINED, and Fromsoft says they're happy with it. Yet you don't consider it successful. Pizza Tower has been overwhelmingly loved by fans and even has an 89 metacritic, which would seem pretty impressive for an indie game, but no somehow that's "troony shit" too.
I never did any of that. Why are you so disingenuous. Why does the simple fact that Tears of the Kingdom is a successful game objectively aggravate you so much.
>I never did any of that.
You're lying, unless you disavow the people who did it. Infact, I want a nice little essay on why it's wrong to call games "troony shit" without any provocation whatsoever, and why it's important to take responsibility for the shitposters in your fandom.
>I want an essay because my ego is so fragile it can't handle being called out
Why are you here then? Reddit may be more your speed. You can stay in the Armored Core sub and never see a tendie ever again.
>You're lying,
See https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/670997779/#671009264
>unless you disavow the people who did it. Infact, I want a nice little essay on why it's wrong to call games "troony shit" without any provocation whatsoever, and why it's important to take responsibility for the shitposters
Want me to stand on one foot and blow a raspberry while I'm at it?
>in your fandom
What's my fandom? Are you going to rely on circular arguing to get the last word?
>See
Okay, and?
>Want me to stand on one foot and blow a raspberry while I'm at it?
Is it really so hard to distance yourself from shitposters? that's the line you refuse to cross?
>What's my fandom?
You're quite literally defending Nintendo right now, by saying that their games are perfect masterpieces. You even called me a "well poisoning narcissist" to imply that the games had problems.
>Reddit spacing
>Okay, and?
Proof of you calling a game troony shit, don't worry about it.
>Is it really so hard to distance yourself from shitposters? that's the line you refuse to cross?
I'm doing that by calling you out as a shitposter, like I did with arthur multiple times throughout the years.
>You're quite literally defending Nintendo right now, by saying that their games are perfect masterpieces. You even called me a "well poisoning narcissist" to imply that the games had problems.
Look at you making shit up and then being surprised of being called a well poisoner. There's a reason I'm calling one, but your narcissistic brain will never let you get it.
>Proof of you calling a game troony shit,
Wtf no I didn't. I called it "tranime" which is a portmanteau of "trash" and "anime". Does it have a secondary meaning?
>I'm doing that by calling you out as a shitposter,
Even though I've never once shitposted?
>Look at you making shit up and then being surprised of being called a well poisoner.
Well anon, there should be no reason for you to take offense at my posts, if you have indeed been calling Nintendo games out for having problems. All I've done was imply that maybe these games could stand to be improved, or fixed. It's not my fault that the fans went ballistic.
>tranime
>trash and anime
No one believes you, lmao, also I didn't know ACgay was a shartytard
>no one
And I'm supposed to care about people who shit on games like AC6 and Pizza Tower, all because they don't have Switch versions? These console warriors who refuse to give a game any time of day because it's not pushing their specific brand?
A fine jest.
>shit on games like AC6 and Pizza Tower, all because they don't have Switch versions?
Only Eric does that to make up fake outrage but you love him.
>Only Eric does that
So Arthur is Eric?
No, the former isn't real, and the latter is a schizo.
>No, the former isn't real,
Literally every single post is a reaction to you seething.
Great self own.
You're not slick, ACgay. Eric replies to himself and samegays, stop running defense for your boyfriend.
It's funny how you're trying to confuse people, Arthur. Arthur is the tendie who calls people Erictroony and goes on about journo opinions of botw and totk. He is legitimately a schizo autist
>Arthur is the tendie who calls people Erictroony and goes on about journo opinions of botw and totk.
That's not Arthur. Arthur is an idort. He actually makes good points despite being a c**t.
>He actually makes good points despite being a c**t.
Ah yes, he makes such good points like "Terraria is pixeltroony dogshit" and "Armored Core 6 is woke globohomosexual shit because it doesn't have a heterosexual romance between two white people".
Bravo Arthur. Truly compelling arguments.
You get your shitposts BTFO by Arthur constantly.
The only shit that Arthur BTFO's is inside his toilet
The fact that you get so aggravated by your games being shit talked and yet you don't understand why people may want to dunk on you for shit talking their games proves you're a giant hypocrite.
>I actually point out flaws in Nintendo games like "why the hell doesn't this game have skippable cutscenes"
>people can only attack my favorite games via shallow non-arguments like "WHERE'S THE WAIFUS? I CAN'T JERK OFF TO THIS!"
Really not helping your case.
I'll give you a couple arguments
Terraria relies almost entirely on a wiki for progression
Armored Core 6 is extremely easy due to the stagger bar and weapons not having capped damage potential
Pizza Tower doesn't have an appealing artstyle.
>skill issue, everything you need can be gotten from the guide
>the staggar bar is quite polarizing, so it's okay to not be a fan of it. This doesn't make the game "irredeemable pigshit" as you fanboys constantly like to say.
>not being generic anime waifu trash isn't a crippling flaw
>Everything you need can be gotten from the guide
Factually false
>irredeemable pig shit
Strawman, no one said that
>generic anime waifu trash
Another strawman and no response
What a surprise. You can't even defend your points without relying on falsehoods and fallacies.
>Factually false
Skill issue. The wiki is only for people who want to 100% max the game, since otherwise you have no reason to care about spawns or rare drops. The game will provide everything you need.
>Strawman, no one said that
I hear it every single time Arthur talks, and it happens in every single famitsu thread. Nintendo fans as a whole DESPISE armored Core 6 for not being a switch exclusive. Xenoblade fans hate it, Metroid fans hate it, Splatoon fans hate it. It just stirs up ire, and it is sad to see.
>Another strawman and no response
Well, half the thread is shitting on games in general if they don't adhere to a certain political agenda, so I have reason to believe that your hate of the artstyle suffers from the same reasoning.
>No response
Alright the terraria argument you lost, let's check the next one
>Nintendo fans hate AC6 because it's not switch exclusive
I could feasibly consider myself a Nintendo fan, and I like the game. Even did NG++ for the true ending, so you're wrong.
>No argument except "uhm POLITICS!"
Antonblast is more aesthetically pleasing than pizza tower, cope.
>I actually point out flaws in Nintendo games like "why the hell doesn't this game have skippable cutscenes"
It does have skippable cutscenes. If you're complaining about the OPENING cutscene of the game that's not a flaw. That's you fricking clawing for something moronic to complain about. You would have to hate 99% of all video games. Not helping your case.
>It does have skippable cutscenes. If you're complaining about the OPENING cutscene of the game that's not a flaw.
Yes, it is a flaw. I shouldn't have story shit shoved down my throat. Isn't this why people hate snoy movies? But now it's okay when Nintendo does it? You don't see the hypocrisy?
>Alright the terraria argument you lost, let's check the next one
You didn't show a single part of the game that required a wiki, so you lost the argument.
>I could feasibly consider myself a Nintendo fan,
Then why call me a troony for considering it GOTY above Zelda? You call me a narcissist, and yet you can't fathom that someone would put a non-nintendo game as a GOTY contender?
>Antonblast is more aesthetically pleasing than pizza tower, cope.
It's also more aesthetically confusing, with too much crap happening on screen, so the graphics get all cluttered. But this is honestly a moot point, since I'm getting Anton Blast the moment it comes out. You trying to push a rivalry is confusing.
>Yes, it is a flaw. I shouldn't have story shit shoved down my throat. Isn't this why people hate snoy movies? But now it's okay when Nintendo does it? You don't see the hypocrisy
No it's not a flaw. It's the opening cutscene of a 200 hour adventure.
If the game KEPT doing that then yes, that would be an intrusive problem.
But it DOES NOT keep doing that. It is the opening cutscene of the game. You have zero arguments. Not even one.
>No it's not a flaw. It's the opening cutscene of a 200 hour adventure.
I've played Terraria for 4000 hours, and it never needed cinematic slop forced on me. Yet it's a much better open world adventure.
>I've played Terraria for 4000 hours, and it never needed cinematic slop forced on me.
Which of those games has more acclaim and awards. Maybe if Terraria had better presentations and design, it might have won a single fricking award from somewhere. Hmmm?
>Yet it's a much better open world adventure.
Kek it's 2D. It's not even competing on a basic level.
>Which of those games has more acclaim and awards.
Terraria does, easily. I praise it, and my opinion has more credibility than 500 trillion game journalists. 🙂
>weapon durability is OK but the game gives you too much weapon.
There's no point in a weapon breaking, if the game doesn't force some kind of scarcity on you. Otherwise it just becomes tedious. Same reason why koroks are a failure of game design. If the player doesn't have to suffer without inventory upgrades, then they won't appreciate them.
>my opinion has more credibility than 500 trillion game journalists.
I hate to break to you but your opinion is worthless. And you know this. This is reason why you continue to waste your life seething into the void in Ganker.
>You didn't show a single part of the game that required a wiki
Duke Fishron
>Then why call me a troony for considering it GOTY above Zelda?
I never called you a troony. But secondarily, if I were to do so, it wouldn't be because of that, but because you act like a delusional cherry-picking moron in every thread
>It's also more aesthetically confusing, with too much crap happening on screen, so the graphics get all cluttered.
Didn't deny it looks better, lmao.
3/3 homosexual.
>Duke Fishron
Completely optional. Not required for progression. It's like calling Final Fantasy 9 a wiki game because you need the wiki to tell you how to get Excalibur2. Any other examples?
>you act like a delusional cherry-picking moron in every thread
So it's a sin to point out a game's problems? I just have to smile and consider the game perfect?
>Didn't deny it looks better, lmao.
Matter of opinion. Anton could very well look better, that doesn't mean Pizza is bad.
>Any other examples
Golem, Empress of Light, hell the entire Crystal defense mode. The event bosses, the wave defense modes, etc.
>it's a sin to point out a game's problems
Your issues with Zelda amount to "ai acting in a certain manner for 5 seconds" and "unskippable intro", I've yet to see you make a single salient criticism.
>Could very well look better
So I'm right.
>Golem
Natural curiosity on the player's part, since you get a lihzard temple key from plantera, who you're prompted to fight after beating the mech bosses, who will show up every night after hardmode to fight you. Seems like logical progression to me.
>Empress of Light
Completely optional.
>Dungeon Defenders mode
Also completely optional. the whole thing is basically just a fun aside for optional loot. Even then, the game gives you an npc you can find that gives you info on how to play.
>Your issues with Zelda amount to "ai acting in a certain manner for 5 seconds" and "unskippable intro", I've yet to see you make a single salient criticism.
You'll just shit on any other criticism I offer. But hey, I'm game. Here's some critiques I've made for the game in the past. Critiques that have gotten me called a troony.
>So I'm right.
Overall, it's still personal subjective taste. I think it looks better than TOTK and AC6, though I'm more thinking of the practical side. Being 2D it's more cost efficient than 3D effects.
Your image is utter gibberish
>weapon durability is OK but the game gives you too much weapon.
????????????
These are not "points" you are making. They are closed-loop broken-logic schizo drivel.
Stay in school. Ask your teacher how to present an argument, google 'critical analysis', do anything make yourself sound less like a moron.
Not ONE SINGLE convincing argument has been made by you.
So basically the crux of your argument is "the game doesn't railroad me enough" when your main issue with it was that it railroads you too much? You've forgotten your own arguments. I thought you loved sandboxes where you get to make your own fun. But the game gives you TOO much fun!
>I have to make 50 food items because... I just have to, ok?
>I can't clear a shrine puzzle in the intended way because... I just have to save time!
>the story is bad because... Uhm.... I haven't played it so I'll just say it doesn't make sense despite it being extremely easy to understand for even 12 year olds....
>The sky is empty... Yeah, because shrines and bosses don't count....
>The dungeons aren't good enough because they're shrines
>I could never just drop the excess weapons, I have to keep them all
Wow... Such solid and unattackable arguments, you truly are a rhetoric genius ACgay. You're basically complaining the game gives you too much choice and that you're forced to optimize the fun out of it.
>So basically the crux of your argument
Ugh. Fine. I'll make it so simple that even a Vulcan can understand it.
>a sandbox open world game should have some kind of restrictions to make the game more challenging and thus more fun
>challenge is fun, people love addressing challenges
>if you could just godmode/noclip through the whole game, it wouldn't be fun
>the problem with TOTK's freedom is that you don't even have to try to optimize the fun out of it. The solutions are already braindead and cheesing them is even easier.
>making food items is barely even a consideration when most enemies die to a light breeze because they have a single digit collective IQ
>dungeons and divine beasts can barely even be considered as challenges, as they're less difficult than the bloody deku tree from OOT
>traversal means nothing because of the addition of instant fast travel that costs nothing and lets you go anywhere for no cost, and wacky meme vehicles that trivialize all terrain
Now, this is the important part. Listen up closely.
>when the game wants to railroad you, it will do so in an inorganic manner, and strip the player of any kind of agency. They will enact forcefields, magic barriers, even instant death pits if it means the player will not be allowed to bypass the event.
>is this to incur a greater challenge or ask the player to apply themselves? No, its just to shove a cutscene down their throat, or force exposition
>the one time where non-linearity and creative thinking could reward the player by letting them skip the boring story trash, and the game completely neuters it because the devs have an agenda to push
Do you get it now? There is no reason to not let me skip the tutorials and the intros. I don't care about the story in a Zelda game. Nobody should. It's a video game story. It's cinematic pigshit for the normalgay masses. Why would you ever put even an iota of thought into pixels and polygons talking?
>I CONSTANTLY HAVE TO DO THINGS IN THE MOST OPTIMAL WAY POSSIBLE, NO I DON'T CARE ABOUT STORY, THE GAME HAS TO APPEAL TO ME ME ME
bro please get yourself checked, also the only railroad segment in the game is the intro, you can speedrun the story and finish the game extremely quickly if you so choose. Skip the cutscenes, moron. You're the type of person who can't be given an exploration game because they will constantly just railroad the objective, and not get lost and wander, which is what the open world Zelda games are about. Finding a shrine, clearing a little korok thing are supposed to be morsels that reward you for exploring and being inquisitive, it's why so many shrines have puzzles to unlock them. You speak of challenge but then you go out of your way to use the most optimal equipment, carry tons of food, and then complain the game is too easy. You're a giant fricking hypocrite that creates his own problems. Tears removed the climbable towers to give you diegetic world travel with the glider, the wingsuit and everything else, but no, you'd rather fast travel, because it's "more efficient."
>also the only railroad segment in the game is the intro
But why? Why can't I skip the intro?
>Skip the cutscenes
It's not letting me skip the Ganon cutscene. So your advice falls flat.
>You're the type of person who can't be given aain Terraria. Then again, that game doesn't shove cinematic fitlh in my face every 5 seconds. Plus I can freely kill any NPC that dares get in my way, while Zelda just kinda makes me a slave to everyone.
>You speak of challenge but then you go out of your way to use the most optimal equipment, carry tons of food, and then complain the game is too easy
Terraria forces me to get all of that anyway, and it still challenges me. Sounds like Zelda has a problem offering a challenge.
>you'd rather fast travel, because it's "more efficient."
Maybe you should do what Terraria did and force me to invest in Fast Travel, and if I don't, then I don't get it. building towns, enticing NPCs, manually wiring teleporters, creating my own spawn return mirror. Those kinds of things. Sorry if that's a little too much effort.
>Those are not the only threads on Ganker.
I disagree. They flood every thread.
>It wasn't, it was the only things keeping the threads alive.
The Noise begs to differ.
>Post proof of this happening.
See: every single Zelink porn dump. You remember ZelinkOP? Everyone loved his spam every single day, not a soul spoke against it except me.
>That's something else entirely.
Maybe to you. But the point is that Terraria punishes lazy players by countering them. No more safe spots during eclipses or martian invasions or any of the moon events.
>But why? Why can't I skip the intro?
Because Nintendo want to introduce the game? Imagine some child button mashing through the intro, now they don't know what the frick the game is about or what they supposed to do. Reset game.
You can't provide a single argument as to why it's bad. You have to pretend good presentation is bad because you can't think up a single convincing criticism.
>You can't provide a single argument as to why it's bad.
Because it's the same logic that snoy movies use to railroad people through long bouts of cinematic exposition? I shouldn't have to explain why it's bad to pander to children, without giving adults an option to skip it.
>Because it's the same logic that snoy movies use to railroad people through long bouts of cinematic exposition?
No it isn't the same. It's the opening cutscene of the game. Snoy movie games have this constantly throughout. TotK does not. It is simply good presentation.
>It's the opening cutscene of the game.
AKA snoyshit. Story is not important in a game, so it should be skippable. Ideally it shouldn't even exist, but apparently people are too attached to their movies, and I guess I'm being unfair to them by wanting it gone. Too many kids grew up playing Uncharted, I guess.
You don't have any arguments do you?
>But why? Why can't I skip the intro?
Because you're not the only person on earth who plays the game, and there are people who enjoy the story and like the cleverly done setup.
>Terraria is an exploration game
The worlds in terraria are extremely tiny and can be traversed from one end to the other in 10 minutes on foot. It's not an exploration game. If you picked Minecraft, you'd have a point.
>Why can't I kill NPCs
Because you are playing Link, who is a righteous hero, and he wouldn't kill his countrymen, unlike a sociopath such as (You)
>Terraria forces me to get all that and I still have fun
Different games have different gameplay systems, the two games are not the same regarding healing. But you're a spastic, so I can believe you'd never be able to exercise restraint.
>Force me to invest in fast travel
Why? The game uses fast travel as a QoL option, it's not the game's fault you can't be trusted with exploring normally. In fact, Tears enhanced fast travel by making travel points towers that rocket you to the sky, so you can explore nearby areas and have fun.
>Because you're not the only person on earth who plays the game, and there are people who enjoy the story and like the cleverly done setup.
You know, that's kind of why a skip cutscene button exists, so you can enjoy the snoy cinematic hogwash, while us gameplay enthusiasts can skip right over it. You know that, right?
>The worlds in terraria are extremely tiny and can be traversed from one end to the other in 10 minutes on foot.
Which makes it superior to Minecraft and Zelda, since they don't feel the need to clutter the world with filler.
>Because you are playing Link, who is a righteous hero,
That doesn't sound like sandbox freedom. It sounds like slavery. You guys were all gung ho on trashing the entirety of the series for being blatant OOT rehashes, and yet you want to rehash the obnoxious story every single time?
>Different games have different gameplay systems, the two games are not the same regarding healing
Maybe Zelda should've taken notes. Imagine if the game forced cooldowns on you, or even implemented much harder inventory limitations. Not just on your weapons, but EVERYTHING. Imagine only being allowed to carry 3-4 healing items, and they're all on cooldowns so you can't spam them.
>J-JUST DON'T USE THEM
Terraria makes me appreciate them because it's appropriately challenged. Sorry Zelda.
>Why?
Because when you're given something for free, you don't appreciate it. It's not fun having the game roll over and just give you everything without a tussle. Would've figured that you wouldn't know the importance of risk versus reward.
So basically you just want to play Terraria and want Zelda to be like it, when it's clearly a different game. That's your point. I can see why the other anon called you a well poisoner. You are.
>Calling not being able to kill NPCs "slavery"
Yeah you're fricking insane dude.
>I disagree. They flood every thread.
Wrong, I see no mention of sweet baby or stellar blade in the silksong and monster hunter threads.
>The Noise begs to differ.
The noise wasn't playable a year ago.
>See: every single Zelink porn dump. You remember ZelinkOP? Everyone loved his spam every single day, not a soul spoke against it except me.
Why are you running away again? Give me proof of "pornposters" calling people other than you trannies.
>Maybe to you. But the point is that Terraria punishes lazy players by countering them. No more safe spots during eclipses or martian invasions or any of the moon events.
And? Being unable to afk farm those events doesn't change the fact you can't do the same in totk. Which is not even the argument. The argument was you comparing it to tf2 and being one of the moronic arguments people call you out for. Did you think I forgot because I stopped calling you a narcissist and a well poisoner every post?
>Wrong, I see no mention of sweet baby or stellar blade in the silksong and monster hunter threads.
Waifu kids constantly demanding more waifus, it's all the same.
>The noise wasn't playable a year ago.
That's the fun of free content updates. Maybe Zelda should've taken note.
>Why are you running away again? Give me proof of "pornposters" calling people other than you trannies.
Why does it have to be people other than me? Am I not as legitimate as others?
>The argument was you comparing it to tf2
Yes, and the bots in MVM keep fighting even when they're on fire, or jarate'd, or milked. It's fun to fight a competent enemy that continues pushing forward despite their comorbities. That's why the bokoblins are terrible enemies. Any enemy that can be trivialized is not fun.
THAT is my argument.
Prove me wrong. Tell me why I shouldn't be allowed to skip snoy movie intros like the one in TOTK. There is NEVER a justification to care about story in a video game.
I just don't see why you want to adhere so strongly to the story and plot. It's a video game. Link can dress like a crossdressing woman clown with glowey neon lights, but him killing an NPC is somehow over the line? I'm sorry, I guess gameplay just matters more to me instead of a silly adherence to lore.
>Waifu kids constantly demanding more waifus, it's all the same.
I see no proof, so more reasons to call you a well poisoing narcissists that no one wants to be associated with.
>That's the fun of free content updates. Maybe Zelda should've taken note.
Doesn't the change the fact that a year ago waifuposting was the only thing keeping pt threads alive.
>Why does it have to be people other than me? Am I not as legitimate as others?
Because then you'd have a point of porn posters calling people, not just you in particular, trannies.
>Yes, and the bots in MVM keep fighting even when they're on fire, or jarate'd, or milked. It's fun to fight a competent enemy that continues pushing forward despite their comorbities.
They fight even when sapped?
>That's why the bokoblins are terrible enemies. Any enemy that can be trivialized is not fun.
Trivialized like exploding headshots and gas passer?
>I see no proof,
I would go to the archive, but it's down right now. Sorry.
>Doesn't the change the fact that a year ago waifuposting was the only thing keeping pt threads alive.
Nah, we had plenty of gameplay discussion threads. Waifus were not an important subject. May of had less threads, but less doesn't mean worse. Unlike Zelda that has to spam porn dumps every 5 seconds.
>Because then you'd have a point of porn posters calling people, not just you in particular, trannies.
Because Nintendo fans aren't privy to calling people trannies at the drop of a hat? Do I need to remind you of "erictroony" spammer?
>They fight even when sapped?
The giants, yes. The devs knew that making sapper too OP would break the game, so many of them have immunity to the crippling effects. Tanks can't be sapped at all.
>Trivialized like exploding headshots and gas passer?
I blame that on Valve's skeleton crew having somewhat poor balancing choices. Every pro MVM player will tell you how broken gas passer is, and you'll actually be banned from places like potato's MVM servers for using it. But hey, I guess that happens when people are willing to criticize a game for having flaws, instead of blindly jerking it off as a masterpiece.
If this was Zelda, people would defend the gas passer as just fine because "dude balance is gay, let us trivialize everything". It's a sad day when comp TF2 players have more dignity than console warriors.
>Nah, we had plenty of gameplay discussion threads. Waifus were not an important subject.
What a poser. There was so much waifuposting some people made comics of the topping girl being beat to shit.
>May of had less threads,
We had so many pt threads mods had to come in and do their /vg/ shtick.
>but less doesn't mean worse. Unlike Zelda that has to spam porn dumps every 5 seconds
>it's ok because I like pt and not zelda
Classic narcissist behaviour.
>Because Nintendo fans aren't privy to calling people trannies at the drop of a hat? Do I need to remind you of "erictroony" spammer?
Stop trying to change the argument and post proof of porn posters calling people other than you troony.
>The devs knew that making sapper too OP would break the game, so many of them have immunity to the crippling effects
Like most of the minibosses/bosses.
So far you've done nothing to make me stop thinking of you as a well poisoner.
>There was so much waifuposting some people made comics of the topping girl being beat to shit.
That was pre-emptive against some coomer trying to push his toppin gals. A little extreme, but I appreciate the effort.
>We had so many pt threads mods had to come in and do their /vg/ shtick.
Ain't that dandy?
>it's ok because I like pt and not zelda
This but unironically. PT is good and Zelda barely even wants to be a video game.
>Stop trying to change the argument and post proof of porn posters calling people other than you troony.
How?
>Like most of the minibosses/bosses.
Ah yes, truly amazing miniboss AI here.
>This but unironically. PT is good and Zelda barely even wants to be a video game
Cunbawd, you need to be less obvious
>more emulator glitches
Go ahead and explain to me how to do this technique in game. Because it does NOT happen on native Switch hardware.
This is what happens when you play imitations of games on shitty broken unstable emulators. Imagine living like this.
That's not an emulator, since you yourself said that TOTK emulation can't even get past the start menu.
Bad faith and not arguments.
Try again
Explain how it's done. You won't .
>doesn't own original games or hardware
>only plays imitations of games on emulators
Your life is a joke.
What does defending troonylators habe to do with gameplay?
>That was pre-emptive against some coomer trying to push his toppin gals. A little extreme, but I appreciate the effort
And it didn't go anywhere. So much for gameplay discussion.
>Ain't that dandy?
I guess it didn't have less threads if they tried to push it to /vg/ instead of zelda.
>This but unironically. PT is good and Zelda barely even wants to be a video game.
About time you accepted you were an hypocrite
>Ah yes, truly amazing miniboss AI here.
Seems as smart as a robot giant.
btw I am stalling this reply because I know you would reply to this post alongside arthur's and say something irrelevant.
>And it didn't go anywhere.
It kept the threads clean. Waifu posters were terrified of posting, even if they pushed their luck sometimes. Mission accomplished.
>I guess it didn't have less threads if they tried to push it to /vg/ instead of zelda.
I'm just taking your word for it. You're probably lying just for clout, so you know.
>About time you accepted you were an hypocrite
It's more so that a good game gets more leniency. If Zelda wants to be good, it should stop pushing waifus and propaganda so hard.
>Seems as smart as a robot giant.
Nah, even your average super scout has better AI than this.
>the instruction booklets weren't wikis! T-they don't reveal everything
Of course. That was for the strategy guides, which the games were made to push. At least Terraria's wiki is free lol
It does, using context clues and quests.
often you can just see them in the world.
No wiki required if you play the game.
How do your logically deduce a wither?
>It does, using context clues and quests.
How do you get the Excalibur2?
>It kept the threads clean. Waifu posters were terrified of posting, even if they pushed their luck sometimes. Mission accomplished.
Wrong, you just pretend they don't exist
He's not wrong. Pokemon in its current state should've never sold at all. Not when the quality was abysmal. But consoomers will be consoomers.
>Wrong, you just pretend they don't exist
Since the game doesn't push waifu trash on me every 5 seconds, yes I can pretend they don't exist. It's easy since PT is a good game.
Do you admit you don't actually care, I accept your troonycession
It does, using context clues and quests.
often you can just see them in the world.
No wiki required if you play the game.
How do your logically deduce a wither?
FF9 is a bad game
>declared all JRPGs to be masterpieces
>backtracks when it's revealed that they're all wiki games
lol classy
Where? Give me the direct 1:1 quote
It does, using context clues and quests.
often you can just see them in the world.
No wiki required if you play the game.
How do your logically deduce a wither?
No one is more apt at strawmanning and twisting words than ACgay honestly.
>apt
Nah, thaw t would imply he had skill in it
Stop replying to yourself.
You're just a stealth snoy ACchan. Just admit it.
>It kept the threads clean.
Wrong, it didn't do anything.
>Waifu posters were terrified of posting, even if they pushed their luck sometimes. Mission accomplished.
Wrong, they kept posting their images. Didn't help that the anti-waifu poster posted like the sharty Black person that tried ruining those threads.
>I'm just taking your word for it. You're probably lying just for clout, so you know.
Classic projection from a narcissist.
>It's more so that a good game gets more leniency. If Zelda wants to be good, it should stop pushing waifus and propaganda so hard.
>it's ok because I like it
I'm not repeating myself on this.
>Nah, even your average super scout has better AI than this.
Not really, they're about the same.
>Wrong, it didn't do anything.
I disagree.
>Wrong, they kept posting their images.
I also disagree. They were extremely rare. PT threads were a safe haven of gameplay discussion.
>Classic projection from a narcissist.
I have no reason to believe you, since you're likely pushing an agenda.
>it's ok because I like it
I like good things, so yes. Why would I like bad things?
>Not really, they're about the same.
And yet he's one of the most dangerous robots in a wave. It's not even about his raw combat potential, but how scary he can be when he combos his moves. Especially those high jumper variants that can just hop over massive bouts of terrain.
How am I supposed to know what answers to give in a Xenoblade heart to heart moment?
How am I supposed to know when quests become unavailable?
Why doesn't the game give me advance notice of a character dying, like Tellah from FF4, or Aerith from FF7? Why do they take all of their items with them?
Wiki games
Logical deduction, it's a puzzle.
and yes,
Item loss is bad game design too.
It does, using context clues and quests.
often you can just see them in the world.
No wiki required if you play the game.
How do your logically deduce a wither?
>absolutely zero rebuttals
I accept your concession. You calling Terraria a wiki game was just projection. You defend JRPGs like FF4 DS, which gives you augments almost completely at random, and doesn't even tell you that you have to give augments to characters that you know will die. Yet you're perfectly fine with that.
Wiki game
Logical deduction, it's a puzzle.
and yes,
Item loss is bad game design too.
It does, using context clues and quests.
often you can just see them in the world.
No wiki required if you play the game.
How do your logically deduce a wither?
>Why would I like bad things?
Your worship wiki games
>>2+2=4.
>I disagree.
Feel free to do that.
>>3+3=6.
>I also disagree. They were extremely rare. PT threads were a safe haven of gameplay discussion.
Again, feel free to do that.
>I have no reason to believe you, since you're likely pushing an agenda.
Do tell me what my agenda is.
>I like good things, so yes. Why would I like bad things?
I'm sure Arthur operates on the same logic.
>And yet he's one of the most dangerous robots in a wave. It's not even about his raw combat potential, but how scary he can be when he combos his moves. Especially those high jumper variants that can just hop over massive bouts of terrain.
Did you use chatgpt for this part? What the frick are you talking about with the "high jumper" variants?
No arguments, I guess you concede. We'll move on.
>Do tell me what my agenda is.
Despite your claims, you shit on me far more than you've ever shat on Arthur. Are you sure you're a level headed Zelda fan? Especially when you call me a well poisoning narcissist for wanting a skip cutscene button. Geez, are you that attached to the intro?
>Did you use chatgpt for this part? What the frick are you talking about with the "high jumper" variants?
Sorry, I couldn't think of the name for a bit. Officially they're called "Giant Jumping Sandman Scouts". I thought they appeared in more missions, but apparently they're only in Metro Malice.
Logical deduction, it's a puzzle.
and yes,
Item loss is bad game design too.
It does, using context clues and quests.
often you can just see them in the world.
No wiki required if you play the game.
How do your logically deduce a wither?
Ignoring is conceding, BTW 😉
>No arguments, I guess you concede. We'll move on.
You didn't have any arguments in the first place.
>Despite your claims, you shit on me far more than you've ever shat on Arthur
Wrong, I already linked you me calling arthur out.
>Are you sure you're a level headed Zelda fan?
I'm not a zelda fan.
>Especially when you call me a well poisoning narcissist for wanting a skip cutscene button. Geez, are you that attached to the intro?
Look at that, you're doing the thing I called you out for in
>You didn't have any arguments in the first place.
I disagree. My favorite games have gameplay discussion, threads like Zelda are just porn dumps and console wars. Look at this one if you don't believe me. I'm trying to keep it ontopic with gameplay discussion, but a man can only do so much.
>Wrong, I already linked you me calling arthur out.
>I'm not a zelda fan
Yes, "you". Supposedly. Yet you still take offense over me criticizing Zelda in any way. Strange.
>Look at that, you're doing the thing I called you out for
Ah yes, the whole "make 10 criticisms, but only some are valid" thing, right? that's what you're accusing me of? Well, the problem is that you don't consider even a single criticism valid. You're throwing out every single one because you hate my guts. Hence you're arguing in bad faith.
Can't you acknowledge that I've made at least a few agreeable criticisms? Or is that too much to ask?
>I'm trying to keep it ontopic with gameplay discussion, but a man can only do so much.
Wrong, you bump Eric threads like the Cunbawd your are
And no, because you are moronic
>you bump eric threads
....so what are you doing here?
Nta but I'm here to watch you humiliate yourself with your circular arguments and fail to provide proof when asked.
I've been skimming the thread and it seems like he got upset at Terraria being called a "wiki game" which honestly is perfectly valid because it's a fricking moronic argument. IMO "wiki game" is a massive compliment because it implies the game has enough breadth/depth to its mechanics and content to the point that casuals surrender and just look everything up, while people who want to experience the game organically can enjoy discovering shit. BotW/TotK are very much not "wiki games" because everything is shallow and repetitive, every system is designed for casual play with no thought required.
>He
Do you mean I?
Not bumping 😉
pretty easy to do, but you worship him too much as his cumbawd
Still no proof you played TotK? Why are you always in Eric’s threads?
>I disagree. My favorite games have gameplay discussion, threads like Zelda are just porn dumps and console wars. Look at this one if you don't believe me. I'm trying to keep it ontopic with gameplay discussion, but a man can only do so much.
>our blessed homeland
>their barbarous wastes
>Yes, "you". Supposedly
Yep, me. I even called out arthur on calling himself an idort, but of course you ignore that. >Yet you still take offense over me criticizing Zelda in any way. Strange.
Making shit up so you can keep your narrative going.
>Well, the problem is that you don't consider even a single criticism valid. You're throwing out every single one because you hate my guts. Hence you're arguing in bad faith.
Making shit up because your tf2 comparison sucked ass and you use your list of criticism as a substitute for your ego.
>Can't you acknowledge that I've made at least a few agreeable criticisms?
Sure, I don't know why you're so desperate for my approval when I already told you I'm not a zelda fan.
>our blessed homeland
>their barbarous wastes
This but unironically. Try starting a thread about Pizza Tower, and you'll get gameplay discussion.
>I even called out arthur on calling himself an idort, but of course you ignore that.
Your hostility towards me makes me question you. If we're on the same side, then why not simply ignore me, if you disagree with my posts or posting style? Just a little inconsistency.
>Making shit up so you can keep your narrative going.
Then whence cometh the hostility?
>Making shit up because your tf2 comparison sucked ass and you use your list of criticism as a substitute for your ego.
See, you're doing it again. You didn't like my TF2 comparison, so you threw out EVERYTHING. Because you didn't like it, now cutscenes should never be skippable. The idea has now been permanently tainted because you don't like me.
>Sure, I don't know why you're so desperate for my approval
You claim you're not a zelda fan, but you're running one hell of a defense for it. Like it took 360 posts for you to consider that a "skip cutscene" button might just be a good idea, and even then I'm not sure if you're being sincere.
>This but unironically. Try starting a thread about Pizza Tower, and you'll get gameplay discussion.
Just like totk.
>Your hostility towards me makes me question you. If we're on the same side, then why not simply ignore me, if you disagree with my posts or posting style? Just a little inconsistency.
Just disavowing the shitposters on my side, don't worry about it.
>Then whence cometh the hostility?
I told you multiple times, read the thread.
>See, you're doing it again. You didn't like my TF2 comparison, so you threw out EVERYTHING. Because you didn't like it, now cutscenes should never be skippable. The idea has now been permanently tainted because you don't like me.
Making shit up so you can keep your narrative going.
>You claim you're not a zelda fan, but you're running one hell of a defense for it.
Not really, just shitting on one of your moronic arguments.
>Like it took 360 posts for you to consider that a "skip cutscene" button might just be a good idea
Making shit up again, like pretending I've in this thread since the start.
>Just like totk.
You mean like this thread? lol
>Just disavowing the shitposters on my side, don't worry about it.
Strange, since I've never shitposted.
>Making shit up so you can keep your narrative going.
See, you don't want to admit that I made a good criticism, that goes against your narrative.
All it would take is for you to say "yes, you make some good points". That's it. You could say that while still disliking the other criticisms, but you going scorched earth on every single criticism is just you arguing in bad faith.
>TotK has a skip cutscene button.
Then by your logic, it's a shitty wiki game. After all, you said it was wrong to skip cutscenes. That's why the game has to force the first one on you. Did you change your mind?
>You mean like this thread? lol
Anti totk thread, that you bump religiously, how odd.
Logical deduction, it's a puzzle.
and yes,
Item loss is bad game design too.
It does, using context clues and quests.
often you can just see them in the world.
No wiki required if you play the game.
How do your logically deduce a wither?
ACsnoytroony, proof is necessary for anything you say to have value first.
Otherwise, I will just say none of that is even close to what is actually in the game, and you can't refute any of it.
>Then by your logic, it's a shitty wiki game. After all, you said it was wrong to skip cutscenes. That's why the game has to force the first one on you. Did you change your mind?
No not really. The game only needs to impart the opening and ending story cinematic on the player. Everything is between is optional to the player.
Maybe you should play the game instead of schizo shitposting about it.
>The game only needs to impart the opening
Only a shitty movie game needs to impart any kind of story on the player. A real video game will just let you skip it.
Like Terraria.
Which of those are shitposts? I don't see any.
BotW and TotK are considered amongst the greatest games of all time.
Terraria is not and never will be.
Perhaps if Terraria's devs gave a single frick about its presentation and design it might have ONE SINGLE award from somewhere.
Strange how I'm the only guy actually arguing against you. Guess the other guy, the supposed guy who called Arthur out for not being an idort, must've been lying.
Not my problem.
Die mad in Zelda threads. Its too late for you to ever get over it now.
How can you criticize BotW and TotK if you didn’t even play them? Still no proof of it? Waiting since yesterday, poser.
You're gonna be waiting a while, friend. When you called Terraria and AC6 "troony shit" then you lost any right to a moral high ground.
But they are, fambase matters 😉
I never called Terraria and AC6 troony shit. I actually played Terraria years ago and enjoyed it. Keep pretending that I’m the troony poster to weasel your way out of posting proof.
>nooo someone insulted my video games so that gives me a free pass to shitpost about games I never played
Not how it works.
Asli works the other way around, ACsnoytroony
Those are some really good games, anon.
Hope you have even more games.
Thanks fren.
Oh yeah I got loads.
>hates all non-nintendo games
>claims to have good taste in vidya
lol
See
>unironically celebrating a library full of pokeslop, ASSASSIN'S CREED, and hd remasters of games he called OOT rehashes, like Skyward Sword
The absolute state of nu-zelda enjoyers
See
Why are you seething so much ACgay? I love all Zelda games, I never said anything about rehashes.
When Arthur says things like "2D Zelda games aren't real video games because muh missing dimension" then it's hypocritical of him to buy Link's Awakening HD. That's why he hates Terraria after all.
>I never called you a troony
Yeah, you can claim that, but your shitposting against any non-nintendo game brought up exposed you.
ACsnoytroony, that cope already failed 😉
And you said all game ls that have even one frame of Cutscenes are dogshit forever, that applies to AC6.
Why said I hate all non-Nintendo games? I have 400 games on steam, have loads of PSP and PS2 games.
I only hate wiki games like troonyraria
There are non-Nintendo games in there, dumbass.
He only cares about games if they got a switch version. He despises games like Pizza Tower and AC6. Ask him why he calls people trannies for liking those games.
Meds. ACgay seethes at the chad video game enjoyer.
>has never touched a game unless it got a switch version
>"video game enjoyer"
Yes, he is a Chad
So his claim of being a PC+Nintendo idort was a complete lie. Good to know he can't be trusted. 🙂
I was already playing vidya on MSDOS when you were in your dad’s balls.
Because you like them.
Fanbase matters 😉
>this is what Arthur has
>ACsnoytroony can't even prove he has ever played a game ever, needed a fake screenshot for troonyraria
Based video game enthusiast.
Nice collection but where are the pc and sony games?
PC: steam account
Sony: last sony console I own is the PSP.
>denies it
called it
ACgay just strokes his own ego by shitposting and posing as le hardcoar gamur. He doesn’t even play video games, he cannot produce a single piece of evidence that he did. He’s the textbook definition of a secondary.
Terraria is a scam, it’s a minecraft clone that robs the player of an entire dimension. Disgusting.
>Strange, since I've never shitposted.
>Strange, since I've never shit posted.
Now you will cope how it doesn't count, because Muh numbers or Muh deserved revenge.
Which does change the fact that this is shitposting
>You mean like this thread? lol
This is not a gameplay thread.
>Strange, since I've never shitposted.
Just like if you ask eric or arthur if they're shitposters, they'll say the same thing.
>See, you don't want to admit that I made a good criticism, that goes against your narrative.
You believe every single one of your criticism is objectively good, that's why I've been calling you a narcissist the whole thread.
>All it would take is for you to say "yes, you make some good points". That's it. You could say that while still disliking the other criticisms, but you going scorched earth on every single criticism is just you arguing in bad faith.
You're so up your own ass you can't see I've already told you some of your criticisms are fine.
>This is not a gameplay thread.
It's either these threads, or porn dumps. Nobody cares about the gameplay itself.
>Just like if you ask eric or arthur if they're shitposters, they'll say the same thing.
Onus is on you to explain why it's wrong for me to criticize Nintendo games.
>You believe every single one of your criticism is objectively good, that's why I've been calling you a narcissist the whole thread.
So your solution is to say that none of them are valid.
>You're so up your own ass you can't see I've already told you some of your criticisms are fine.
You're not even being sincere right now. It took 390 posts for you to admit that I've made some good criticisms, but even now you keep backtracking and calling me a well poisoner that's never once made a good critique. How can I be sure of your authenticity?
>Nobody cares about the gameplay itself
Because it's been discussed to death, like pizza tower. Keep up.
>Onus is on you to explain why it's wrong for me to criticize Nintendo games.
Just like eric only criticizes nintendo games and arthur only defends them.
>So your solution is to say that none of them are valid.
Making shit up because you're a moronic narcissist.
>You're not even being sincere right now. It took 390 posts for you to admit that I've made some good criticisms
Refer to
The difference is that arthur didn't say anything once I called him out for not being an idort.
>Because it's been discussed to death, like pizza tower. Keep up.
There has NEVER been legitimate TOTK or BOTW discussion. You guys worshipped game journos from day 1. That nullified anything you could ever argue in favor of the games or threads.
>Just like eric only criticizes nintendo games and arthur only defends them.
They worship sales. I don't.
>Making shit up because you're a moronic narcissist.
Why didn't you acknowledge my criticisms earlier? Why couldn't you just say "I agree with some of them"? why did you get so angry?
Sorry fellas. Until you can prove that you'll argue in good faith and stop with the ad hominems and non-arguments, then you're not worth the time.
>I played Terraria and enjoyed it
Then you wouldn't call me a snoytroony for thinking that it's better than modern Zelda.
>Sorry fellas. Until you can prove that you'll argue in good faith and stop with the ad hominems and non-arguments, then you're not worth the time.
Bad faith, ACsnoytroony.
>There has NEVER been legitimate TOTK or BOTW discussion. You guys worshipped game journos from day 1. That nullified anything you could ever argue in favor of the games or threads.
Non argument and ad hominem.
And you worship twitch views instead, by bumping this thread.
If you care so much about the thread being bumped, then stop bumping it yourself.
I don't 😉
>Why couldn't you just say "I agree with some of them"?
Because they are moronic and made by a tran
ny
>cutting off your nose to spite your face
I accept your concession, liar.
>I accept your concession, liar
ACsnoytroony, lying doesn't help you.
snoys always think that others won't simply use the truth they know over the snoytroony lies.
same with the Ganondorf fight in totk.
>There has NEVER been legitimate TOTK or BOTW discussion.
Wrong.
>You guys worshipped game journos from day 1.
Pretending I'm a zelda fan because you can't handle someone on """your""" side hating you.
>That nullified anything you could ever argue in favor of the games or threads.
Deciding how arguments work because you can't handle being wrong.
>They worship sales. I don't.
That means you never post in the famitsu general then.
>Why didn't you acknowledge my criticisms earlier?
I guess you're too moronic to acknowledge me saying some of your criticisms were fine.
>Why couldn't you just say "I agree with some of them"?
Why do I have to agree with them?
>why did you get so angry?
Making shit up.
>claims others argue in bad faith
>uses strawman arguments and argues in bad faith
>accuses others of calling him names
Pathetic, you will always be a secondary. Nobody will take you seriously until you post proof.
>Until you can prove that you'll argue in good faith
Yeah post more faked webms ACgay.
You are a poser, post proof or frick off.
Tell you what, I'll post proof on the condition that you debunk every single criticism I've ever made of TOTK and BOTW. That means the following:
>tell me why it's wrong to want a skip cutscene button
>why is it wrong to want to skip a boring and linear tutorial
>why is it wrong to want more challenge in a game
>I won't ask you to approach the "killing NPCs" argument, that's more of a wish list type thing for me.
>but what you can do is tell me why it's wrong to want additional difficulty modes that actually affect the game beyond just the lazy changes master mode made, IE nerfing your op mechanics like flurry rushing or vehicles or fast travel
>explain why it's wrong to hate spectacle fights like Final Ganon
>why is it wrong to want to be able to sequence break divine beast and dungeon quests, so you don't need NPCs to babysit you
>infact, why is it wrong to do things like fight your way into the gerudo encampment in BOTW, instead of forcing you to crossdress
>why is it wrong to want to break away from the story, when BOTW already broke away from everything else that Zelda was rehashing for 20 years
You've got your work cut out for you.
ACsnoytroony, proof is necessary for anything you say to have value first.
Otherwise, I will just say none of that is even close to what is actually in the game, and you can't refute any of it.
Frist reply to
>tell me why it's wrong to want a skip cutscene button
TotK has a skip cutscene button. But you can't skip the opening cutscene. You've yet to explain why this is bad.
>why is it wrong to want to skip a boring and linear tutorial
TotK's tutorial is amazing and better than the entirety of most games.
Didn't bother reading the rest of your drivel. Stay mad.
>tell me why it's wrong to want a skip cutscene button
The game has one "bu bu but I can't skip the first cutscene" isn't a valid point, sit through it you addled child.
>why is it wrong to want to skip a boring and linear tutorial
Zelda doesn't have one, it has great tutorials that have been praised out the ass for their differences of approach and non-linearity
>additional difficulty modes
Master mode exists "but you're still too strong" isn't an argument. You can at any time choose to stop using those mechanics. It's called a challenge run.
>explain why it's wrong to hate spectacle fights like Final Ganon
Because your hate for them boils down to them being too easy, when they're made to be climactic showdowns that are made to be approachable by all players.
>why is it wrong to want to be able to sequence break divine beast and dungeon quests
You can do it, lmao, I did it.
>infact, why is it wrong to do things like fight your way into the gerudo encampment in BOTW
Because link wouldn't kill random civilians just because he wasn't allowed into a place and he'd rather find a peaceful solution? You're not playing a self insert, you're playing a character. He still respects the rules of Hyrule.
>why is it wrong to want to break away from the story
It's the legend of Zelda. It has Zelda, Link and Ganon. You know, the three canonical embodiments of the triforce? In a cosmic cycle that by design is different but keeps its core the same?
>The game has one "bu bu but I can't skip the first cutscene" isn't a valid point, sit through it you addled child.
So are skippable cutscenes good or bad? Mixed signals there, pal.
>yes this part of the game drops to 10 FPS and has a 5 hour loading screen, just sit through it you addled child
Nah, I'm gonna complain that it's poorly designed. Thank you very much.
>Zelda doesn't have one, it has great tutorials
Oh yeah, like walking down a hallway for 5 minutes. Thank goodness Zelda taught me how to do that.
>Master mode exists
Clearly not if I still have to impose challenges on myself.
>when they're made to be climactic showdowns that are made to be approachable by all players.
The Moon Lord from Terraria is a climactic showdown that's harder than every Zelda boss from every Zelda game combined. Guess you don't have to sacrifice difficulty to make a fun final boss. Whoops!
>You can do it, lmao, I did it.
So how do I use the thunder helm to break into Vah Naboris, without ever once going to the gerudo city?
>Because link wouldn't kill random civilians
These are warriors that he's fought in previous lives. But now it's too much to ask to give us some fights against amazons? Talk about a downgrade. They even threaten to kill him if he steps too close to the city. They don't sound innocent to me.
>It's the legend of Zelda. It has Zelda, Link and Ganon.
Strange, I don't recall Zelda or Ganon being majorly present in games like Majora's Mask. Zelda exists in a flashback and that's it. Infact, Ganon isn't there at all. He's replaced by some weirdo in a mask.
Number of my arguments refuted: 0.
You can do better than that.
It's been a year and you haven't made a single argument yet. Have you actually listened to your schizo drivel?
>The Moon Lord from Terraria is a climactic showdown that's harder than every Zelda boss from every Zelda game combined. Guess you don't have to sacrifice difficulty to make a fun final boss. Whoops!
Nag, it's just a spectacle fight
>No rebuttals, just strawmen and twisting of words
Yeah
>Why doesn't the game give me advance notice of a character dying, like Tellah from FF4, or Aerith from FF7?
Holy shit this is hilarious. How are you so autistic
I know the reason why. It's for the sake of the story twist. But since the game doesn't give you advance notice, it's a wiki game according to this guy
According to him, it's bad for a game to have any secrets whatsoever. Hence why hes pissed at Terraria for not holding your hand with exposition.
>According to him, it's bad for a game to have any secrets whatsoever. Hence why hes pissed at Terraria for not holding your hand with exposition.
Why lie, ACsnoytroony?
Logical deduction, it's a puzzle.
and yes,
Item loss is bad game design too.
It does, using context clues and quests.
often you can just see them in the world.
No wiki required if you play the game.
How do your logically deduce a wither?
Look at him. He defended JRPGS so valiantly, and now he's forced to backtrack and hate all of them. So much for Terraria and Minecraft being the only wiki games in existence. lol
Logical deduction, it's a puzzle.
and yes,
Item loss is bad game design too.
It does, using context clues and quests.
often you can just see them in the world.
No wiki required if you play the game.
How do your logically deduce a wither?
ACsnoytroony, you can't even keep your own troony standards
>Tell me why I shouldn't be allowed to skip snoy movie intros like the one in TOTK. There is NEVER a justification to care about story in a video game.
Yes there is. Being told what the story is so I understand my motivation for the next 200 hours in pretty important in interactive entertainment
Your shit taste and superficial needs mean nothing to me.
You don't have any arguments.
>Being told what the story is so I understand my motivation
The motivation in any video game is to have fun. That's it. It's universal and applies to every single brand, franchise, genre, console, and generation. Imagine not understanding the point of video games so badly that you need cinematic exposition to pull you in.
ACgay, you're cooked
That post still has relevance to this day. Can I predict it or what?
>i must defend unskippable cutscenes because my favorite corporation can do no wrong!
>Cunbawd still bumping
Kek
>I hate 99% of all video games.
Get a new hobby freak. Stop stinking up mine. Your moron kind isn't needed or wanted. You gave zero arguments.
>I hate 99% of all video games
This but unironically. Burn the medium down and start over. There is too much clutter.
Start with wikigames
Wiki games like Xenoblade, Final Fantasy and Dragon Quest. Agreed.
ACsnoytroony, that cope makes no sense at all.
I accept your troonycession that your lost and argue exclusively in bad faith
>game doesn't tell me how to find super rare enemy or weapon
>BRO I NEED TO GO TO THE WIKI TO FIND OUT
Wiki game, by your definition.
I mean so is terraria. Terraprisma anyone?
It does, using context clues and quests.
often you can just see them in the world.
No wiki required if you play the game.
How do your logically deduce a wither?
>Agreed
Good, so you finally admit troonyraria is trash for trannies, that's a start.
>Wiki games like Final Fantasy and Dragon Quest.
Those games with instruction booklets and detailed maps. You wouldn't know because you only play imitations of games on emulators.
Instruction booklets were just wikis before the internet became mainstream. There, I said it.
>Arthur is an idort
He's the almost extinct pc-less idort. A rare species. btw this is me calling out arthur.
>Wtf no I didn't. I called it "tranime" which is a portmanteau of "trash" and "anime". Does it have a secondary meaning?
Just like people call you a trash ninny. Nothing really offensive about it.
>Even though I've never once shitposted?
I'm sure eric and arthur say the same thing when they get called out as shitposters.
>Well anon, there should be no reason for you to take offense at my posts, if you have indeed been calling Nintendo games out for having problems. All I've done was imply that maybe these games could stand to be improved, or fixed. It's not my fault that the fans went ballistic.
I told you multiple times, you're a well poisoner. You make a list of, let's say 10 criticisms. Some of them are fine, some heavily moronic. When people call you out on the moronic criticisms, you make shit up about your whole list being dismissed. I'm not going to argue against botw/totk when I have someone like you supposedly on my side.
>Just like people call you a trash ninny. Nothing really offensive about it.
That wouldn't be a problem if they at least had an argument to back up their case. But they don't. It's insulting to hear someone call a game "troony shit" and then refuse to elaborate. You need an argument to back up your point.
>I'm sure eric and arthur say the same thing when they get called out as shitposters.
The worst thing I've ever said was "maybe Zelda could have less dialogue" or "maybe Xenobhlade could have less cutscenes". A far cry from these fellas who tell people to kill themselves, or worship game awards.
>You make a list of, let's say 10 criticisms. Some of them are fine, some heavily moronic.
OKay, name me some of these "heavily moronic" criticisms.
>That wouldn't be a problem if they at least had an argument to back up their case. But they don't. It's insulting to hear someone call a game "troony shit" and then refuse to elaborate. You need an argument to back up your point.
They do from time to time, you tend to ignore that because your ego is too hurt to notice. Narcissists tend to do that.
>The worst thing I've ever said was "maybe Zelda could have less dialogue" or "maybe Xenobhlade could have less cutscenes". A far cry from these fellas who tell people to kill themselves, or worship game awards.
Just like they worst thing they said is "I don't like the nintendo switch" and "totk is good" respectively.
>OKay, name me some of these "heavily moronic" criticisms.
Sure, like bokoblins not being able to retaliate on a flying player while they are on fire is bad, because you're able to shoot people back in tf2 while you are on fire. Sorry if this sounds confusing, I lost some brain cells trying to remember the shit you said yesterday.
>They do from time to time,
Complaining that there aren't enough waifus to fug is far from a legitimate complaint, my dude. Why do you think 99% of Zelda threads (that aren't console war threads) are just porn dumps?
>Just like they worst thing they said is "I don't like the nintendo switch" and "totk is good" respectively.
Arthur has literally called games "subhuman globohomosexual shit" if it didn't star a hetero white people as the main cast. Show me even one time I've said anything comparable.
>Sure, like bokoblins not being able to retaliate on a flying player while they are on fire is bad, because you're able to shoot people back in tf2 while you are on fire.
You claimed that bokoblin AI was super amazingly intelligent, and yet they run around like chickens without their heads just because they're on fire. I've fought enemies in Minecraft AND Terraria and TF2, all of which were bots, that would still attack you even if they had 100 debuffs afflicted on them including fire debuffs. An enemy that knows to keep attacking you, despite being on fire, seems a hell of a lot smarter than a moron who runs around because he got slightly cooked.
>You claimed that bokoblin AI was super amazingly intelligent
Compared to enemies in previous Zelda games yes
and yet they run around like chickens without their heads just because they're on fire.
That's literally what humans do.
Still posting fake emulator glitches 8 years later.
Sad. This is yout attempt at "genuine flaws' lmao
Sure tendie, keep blaming the emulator
>that's literally what humans do
That's what weaklings do. Chads can literally ignore fire.
>Complaining that there aren't enough waifus to fug is far from a legitimate complaint, my dude.
You making shit up is another reason why I'm calling you a well poisoner.
>Why do you think 99% of Zelda threads (that aren't console war threads) are just porn dumps?
Because the discussion well ran out. The same thing happened with pizza tower.
>Arthur has literally called games "subhuman globohomosexual shit" if it didn't star a hetero white people as the main cast. Show me even one time I've said anything comparable.
You're too narcissistic that you can't see that's not the crux of the point. Arthur, eric and you think you're in the right, it's not about who said the most "awful" shit.
>You claimed
Making shit up.
>An enemy that knows to keep attacking you, despite being on fire, seems a hell of a lot smarter than a moron who runs around because he got slightly cooked
So what you're saying is that if you could theoretically make a lava farm in totk, it would be easier because the enemies in terraria are more "smart".
>You making shit up
That's what people complain about all the time. Every single thread, every moment on the front page of Ganker is someone crying that a game doesn't have enough waifus.
>The same thing happened with pizza tower.
Pizza Tower is an indie game that came out of nowhere, and even then can still garner discussion. Zelda is a 30 year old franchise, it really doesn't have an excuse.
>So what you're saying is that if you could theoretically make a lava farm in totk, it would be easier because the enemies in terraria are more "smart".
Yeah, enemies in Terraria are smarter. Infact this is why so many of them can bypass blocks, like mothron or the martian saucer. It's to stop easy AFK grinding farms.
>That's what people complain about all the time. Every single thread, every moment on the front page of Ganker is someone crying that a game doesn't have enough waifus.
Wrong, but feel free to keep reinforcing my argument.
>Pizza Tower is an indie game that came out of nowhere, and even then can still garner discussion. Zelda is a 30 year old franchise, it really doesn't have an excuse.
You feeling like zelda doesn't have an excuse to have threads full of waifu posting while PT is allowed to is irrelevant.
>Yeah, enemies in Terraria are smarter. Infact this is why so many of them can bypass blocks, like mothron or the martian saucer. It's to stop easy AFK grinding farms.
That's not being smart, being able to go through wall is one of their inherent traits.
>Wrong, but feel free to keep reinforcing my argument.
I guess you've already forgotten the Sweet baby Inc threads, or shilling for Stella Blade.
>You feeling like zelda doesn't have an excuse to have threads full of waifu posting while PT is allowed to is irrelevant.
That's the thing, waifu posting in PT threads is pretty rare. If someone wants to discuss the games, nobody will call them a troony for wanting to do so. But heaven help you if you interrupt a zelda porn dump with gameplay discussion. Hoo mama.
>That's not being smart, being able to go through wall is one of their inherent traits.
Yes, it's smart enemy design. It's to stop player complacency. All games should take note of this.
>I guess you've already forgotten the Sweet baby Inc threads, or shilling for Stella Blade.
Those are not the only threads on Ganker.
>That's the thing, waifu posting in PT threads is pretty rare
It wasn't, it was the only things keeping the threads alive.
>If someone wants to discuss the games, nobody will call them a troony for wanting to do so. But heaven help you if you interrupt a zelda porn dump with gameplay discussion
Post proof of this happening. It also has to be someone else other than you.
>Yes, it's smart enemy design.
That's something else entirely.
I'm not reading all that.
>This game is SHIT AND BAD
>no it's not, many people like it, it was successful both critically and commercially
>UHM I CAN'T DISLIKE ANYTHING WITHOUT CRAZED FANBOYS BREATHING DOWN MY NECK, I'M GONNA SHITPOST NOW
>this universally acclaimed, massively popular and award-winning game is secretly shit! I'm smarter than all of you!
Who the frick are you trying to convince? Half a dozen random anons on a hentai pedo image board.
You are utterly seething with jealously and you have ZERO arguments. You can do nothing but screech impotently.
>strawmanning
>saying that Nintendo games aren't perfect masterpieces = narcissism and well poisoning
BotW isn't perfect. It's 97/100
TotK isn't perfect. It's 96/100
You have zero fricking arguments.
>supporting Arthur's viewpoint
What viewpoint? That the general consensus of a game's quality is overwhelmingly positive? That's its quality leads to success by being popular amongst gamers?
What possible argument do you have against this? You literally have to stomp your feet and seethe that everyone is wrong except you. Your entire mindset is born out of jealousy with absolutely nothing else to back it up.
Hmmmm, intradesting....
>ACgay is back in his boyfriend's threads to get blown the frick out
You haven't played any game you shitpost about.
Antonblast and Wario Land 4 > troony Tower
Japs were always the most generate scum possible. They have just gotten better at being what they are. Kill em all.
I’d rather kill you, shlomo, or Zhang?
It doesn’t matter, only demonic races hate people as beautiful and civilised as Japanese.
This game would be gone and forgotten if you didn't bring it up every day.
and how sad is that?
Why do you think totkgays keep spamming this thread
You mean yourself, (OP)
Eric won...
He doesn't know...
Why does Zelda live so rent free in Chinese heads, are they mad that they’re slit eyed subhumans who will never make a game considered great by white people?
These Totk threads feel like a cry for help?
Doug Harris is still a seething Black person uh?
>Lies of P
Bloodborne rip off
>Genshit
Breath of the Wild rip off
>Stellar Blade
Nier/Sekiro/Bayonetta rip off
>Black Myth Wukong
Souls like ripoff
Chinese and Koreans are like israelites, they rip off superior Japanese media, then they make these threads hating on Japan to try and gaslight us into hating Japan, I fricking hate them so much.
Who the frick cares about the devs? Make a fun game or STFU
CHINK
Why the all out assault against japanese devs and games?
Chink and asiatic shills
SEAchads stand with japan frens.
>SEAchuds
You are irrelevant. Dont even reply to me unless youre from Singapore
A combination of Eric's mental illness in preparation for the Famitsu thread today, his boyfriend ACgay running defense for him and asiaticshill being his usual schizophrenic ESL self.
Its an observation that theyve lost their way
It doesn't seem so, anon.
These attacks seem ruthless.
You wouldn't get it
Bullshit I don't.
chinks, europoors and asiatics, you can see this spam was made during their hours, not during American hours
Well the GDC talk explained it.
It's basically a whole new game. They had to redo every single part of the map to work with the new physics systems and abilities eg. gates didn't use to be physics based, but now they are because of Ultrahand which can open them and so on.
I perfectly understand now why it took them 6 years. The fact it runs on Switch is a miracle.
Is it a really good game tho? I guess, but it lost a lot of the sense of wonder from BotW since it's the same map.
I thought TotK was really comfy. I never played BotW.
tendies are so pathetic holy shit
i am glad i never played any zelda slop and have no nostalgia towards them so it doesn't cloud the objective truth.
Darksiders games mog Zeldas in every aspect btw.
>tendies are so pathetic holy shit
>i am glad i never played any zelda slop
Keep chimping out in Zelda threads lmao
Eternal reminder that ACgay, despite being called ACgay
>Doesn't like Mecha (too anime for him)
>Has not played every Armored Core game
>is a poorgay who wastes his money on meaningless shit like Ganker pass
>Thinks Metroid Dread and Luigi's Mansion 3 are "movie games"
What if they made Zelda a Miltank?
Another Zelda schizo thread
Another ACgay meltdown
its twitch you spastic moron Black person, how are twitch numbers representative of the quality of a single player switch game for kids.
they can release countless failures and still be the best because the competition is just that bad
>mfw famitsu thread today
Im so ready to dunk on snoyBlack folk
this is so fricking pathetic lol
imagine the highlight of your week being winning the consoletroony pageant
And your daily Nintendo seethe threads aren't any less pathetic?
ACgay, get new material
>sells 20 million copies on one console in your direction
You'd think ACgay would love the open world Zelda duology considering it's the least railroaded, most "adventurous" AAA series ever made, but no he hates it because it has a single unskippable cutscenes. True autism.
You're still constantly railroaded, like you can't even skip the tutorials. And then ontop of it, the game railroads how you're allowed to tackle quests. Can't enter the divine beasts or dungeons unless you follow a vert strict progression of the quests. Beasts like Vah Medoh don't even exist on the map until the story says that you're allowed to enter them. It's dishonest, to be honest.
Why do tendies make long winded video essays where they imply every game was life changing and get fake emotional implying touch screen bing or bing wagglin was there for them when no one else was?
>muh TGA
>literally snobbed Hogwarts Legacy despite being the best selling game that year because of troons politics
Even admitting it's bog-standard open world shit, mediocre and everything, it's absolutely an impressive achievement that a developer only known for mobile shit managed to make HL as their first game.
They deserved some recognition for that at the very least.
Why are you making the exact same thread over and over and over? This isn't autism anymore, it's actual mental illness.
Can you feel it bros? It's coming.
I’m so fricking ready lmao, my dick gets hard when I see that rising sun flag on Thursdays
Ready for sonychads to shit all over tendies again?
Never happens, never will, go unpause your movie kiddo
ACgay shat himself for 8 years over BotW.
He's going to do the same over TotK.
Twitch viewership is not a direct metric of success
>shadow of the colossus clone that happened to get lucky by being released at a time when there was a massive influx of normies in gaming
>instantly got mogged by a Chinese casino a few years later simply by it being extremely accessible due to being multiplatform and running even on fricking toasters
cope Nintendo fanboy, that overpriced brick of shit of a console was a waste of money
BG3 was the game that aligned with award winners, this shouldn't be hard to understand, why do you think Sony regularly wins?
>Will they make a comeback?
No this is the calm before the storm, Switch 2 will be the downfall of Nintendo, The jump from 7th gen to 8th gen quality visuals requires a 2x increase in development staff, so not only do you now have the problem of Nintendo needing to further consolidate development teams to push out the same amount of titles, but you will also have to contend with game development becoming less personal/passionate for developers.
erictroony thread
Keep going, he's having a mental breakdown
I think the problem is age. Those great video game makers are old now. If you've ever met an old person you'll know what I mean
>has to use twitch numbers because the game is widely successful and has sold millions
What happened that made Eric so desperate?
Why do we have this thread every single day?
Mentall illnes from this
squealing snoy.
Nintendo must be crying losing the GOTY over the millions they did with the 20M+ copies they sold
ACgay may be massively autistic but I respect him more than nu-Zelda fanboys, especially the spammer ITT (who is thankfully very easy to filter).
Erica, stop pretending
>w-we're not bumping Eric's thread! you are!
I accept your troonycession that you lost
Logical deduction, it's a puzzle.
and yes,
Item loss is bad game design too.
It does, using context clues and quests.
often you can just see them in the world.
No wiki required if you play the game.
How do your logically deduce a wither?
Why does ACgay insist on shitposting about video games he never played?
Eiji Aonuma raped his mom, please understand.
Are you ready for a miracle?
As ready as I can be
Are you ready for a miracle?
The Spirit will set you free
Are you ready, ready, ready, ready
I'm ready, I'm ready for a miracle
>Tears of the Kingdom losing GOTY to BG3 was very upsetting to me.
You sound like a little b***h
Just play Genshin
>ACsnoytroony still think proof is for the benefit of others, not himself
Kek
>expects me to spend time making a timestamp for a guy calling me "snoytroony"
It's amusing that you think I'm gonna enterain you. Wrong number, pal.
I take that as proof your are one 😉
I fricking beg of you to stop giving any legitimacy to dorito pope's commercial awards, even as a consolewarrior shitpost. Never forget that the first winner ever was Dragon Age Inquisition.
Considering 3 out of 4 best AAA devs in world at the moment (Nintendo, Capcom, Fromsoft and Rockstar) are in Japan, I'd say not. Larian literally shilled to marketers at its lgbtq players last year BG3 woukd haven "Rockstar Scale". So don't sit here and tell me they're considered better than them. Do you think Rockstar would ever say "We're gonna have Larian scale"? Frick off, OP you're as brain dead and casual as they come. The west is in shambles right now when it comes to making good games. Marketing and forced appreciation through BlackRock is hiding it.
whatever helps you sleep at night, er*ca.
>ACsnoytroony still baffled that others have real standards, and don't only pretend
Kek, funny to see your meltdown how I can actually criticise games you think I like while you just screech how it doesn't count.
>totk has an 8.4 user score
>AC6 only has an 8
Oh no no bros why is Zelda more liked by gamers
ACgay never played Armored Core. As a member of the people who love armored core (Started with Another Age), he is little more than an attention prostitute and troony. He doesn't even like mecha. I'm betting he doesn't even know what mech Snail's AC was based off.
>Then apologize for this thread,
You first, your side made it and you bumped it
ACgay meltdown.
Take a moment to imagine what this guy must look like in real life.
This is YEAR EIGHT of his Zelda ape out.
What’s funny to me is that he does this for several hours every day and he doesn’t even play the games. What’s even the point?
Yeah, Arthur is pretty sad like that.
>your stopped because
haha
Bad faith, ACsnoytroony 😉
You had a meltdown over people not accepting your changing entire Seneca before 😉
Arthur at least plays Zelda games and has proven multiple times that he owns physical copies of the games from the NES era to now.
Oops, this proved you lied here
ACsnoytroony one tried to piece he prey Terraria with an obvious fake screenshot
>He actually paid $70 plus tip for a DLC of BOTW
LOL!!
>this is what ACsnoytroony claims is not shit posting
>one tried to piece he prey
Go to sleep anon. You're losing your edge.
>Arthur at least plays Zelda games
No, he doesn't. He spends all day jerking off to game journo scores and metacritic articles. How can he enjoy video games if he's too busy worshipping award shows?
>Feel free to hide the posts of the anons agreeing with him then.
I can still complain about them shitposting. And before you try using an uno reverse, I don't shitpost. Prove that I do.
>Never, because everything has been discussed.
If they never happened, then how could they have been discussed?
>What does that have to do with me acknowledging your criticism?
Because you didn't do it until after being called out. pretty sus.Just admit that I can make a good critique, and we can be done here.
He posts less than you, ACsnoytroony.
when do to you ever play?
See
And
>I can still complain about them shitposting
Just like I can complain about you.
>And before you try using an uno reverse, I don't shitpost. Prove that I do
Just like eric and arthur don't shitpost by their own definitions.
>If they never happened, then how could they have been discussed?
This but pizza tower.
>Because you didn't do it until after being called out. pretty sus.Just admit that I can make a good critique, and we can be done here.
I will admit you can make a good critique after you admit you surround them with moronic ones.
>Just like I can complain about you.
Calling me a troony seems like a weird thing to complain about.
>Just like eric and arthur don't shitpost by their own definitions.
You running defense for Arthur is really sus.
>This but pizza tower.
Pizza Tower will still be good game.
>I will admit you can make a good critique after you admit you surround them with moronic ones.
"Being able to skip cutscenes is a moronic critique"
I see.
>totk will still be good game
FTFY
And yet nobody ever likes discussing it.
Meant for
>totk will still be good game
lol
>Menus of the Kingdom: Goyslop Edition
Sametroony harder
>too moronic to read the on-screen prompt
TotK haters are confirmed as low IQ morons.
>Calling me a troony seems like a weird thing to complain about.
Yeah, but you still cry about it 😉
>Calling me a troony seems like a weird thing to complain about.
Have yet to do that this thread. Weird how you treat troony like the ultimate insult.
>You running defense for Arthur is really sus.
Not defending, just saying you're the same as him.
>Pizza Tower will still be good game.
Just like totk.
>"Being able to skip cutscenes is a moronic critique"
You thinking that's the criticism I'm calling moronic says everything.
>Have yet to do that this thread. Weird how you treat troony like the ultimate insult.
You say that, but you've never disavowed a single poster who did call me a troony, assuming you weren't one of them.
>just saying you're the same as him.
470 posts, and you still haven't elaborated on this.
>Just like totk.
Then it wouldn't have disgusting sex fanservice shit, or unskippable cinematic pigslop, and fans definitely wouldn't be defending the bad game design elements. If it was good, then fans would be able to listen to criticism.
>You thinking that's the criticism I'm calling moronic says everything.
You said, and I quote, "every criticism you make it shitty and moronic". Only after I called you out did you backtrack.
think I'd let you forget?
>If it was good, then fans would be able to listen to criticism.
You literally say the opposite about anything you like, ACsnoytroony.
leniency
I listen to criticism and offer rebuttals. You don't see me calling people trannies left and right.
No you don't, you just scream it doesn't count
>You say that, but you've never disavowed a single poster who did call me a troony, assuming you weren't one of them.
Just like you never disavowed OP for making daily anti-totk threads.
>470 posts, and you still haven't elaborated on this.
It's pretty easy to understand, you're all shitposters denying that you shitpost.
>Then it wouldn't have disgusting sex fanservice shit, or unskippable cinematic pigslop, and fans definitely wouldn't be defending the bad game design elements. If it was good, then fans would be able to listen to criticism
There you go, acting like a fricking loon so that no one wants be on your side.
>You said, and I quote, "every criticism you make it shitty and moronic". Only after I called you out did you backtrack.
Feel free to link the post where I said that.
>Just like you never disavowed OP for making daily anti-totk threads.
Pretty sure I did here
I was quite serious of my hate of game journos and metrics.
>It's pretty easy to understand, you're all shitposters denying that you shitpost.
I like video games. Arthur and Eric hate video games. Quite distinct.
>There you go, acting like a fricking loon so that no one wants be on your side.
I'd rather not be popular, if it means having to side with people who fundamentally misunderstand what a video game should be.
>Feel free to link the post where I said that.
You just said it now, calling me a loon because i don't like fanservice and cutscenes being forced on me. It's disgusting. It's nothing but crutches that people hide behind.
The every post should be against OP, without bumps
>Pretty sure I did here
As a matter of fact, it applies to OP too. May a swift but painful death come to game journalism and metacritic.
You did that only after being called out.
>I like video games. Acgay and Eric hate video games. Quite distinct.
Thanks for the insight arthur.
>I'd rather not be popular, if it means having to side with people who fundamentally misunderstand what a video game should be.
Because you magically understand what a videogame is.
>You just said it now, calling me a loon because i don't like fanservice and cutscenes being forced on me. It's disgusting. It's nothing but crutches that people hide behind.
It's because how you behave over videogames. >sane behaviour
>I don't like waifu posting and I wish I could skip the cutscenes
>lunatic behaviour
>EVERYONE POSTS PORN, THE GAME IS SONY MOVIE AND EVERYONE IS AGAINST ME
>You did that only after being called out.
I went back in time and made a post 400 posts before you called me out? lol okay.
>Because you magically understand what a videogame is.
Yes, I do. This board only cares about waifus and storytelling. I care about gameplay, to the extent where I would rip everything else out. All other elements are expendable. Everyone else is a secondary.
>It's because how you behave over videogames. >sane behaviour
I'm passionate about vidya. I don't apologize.
>I don't like waifu posting and I wish I could skip the cutscenes
It will never be wrong to say this. Don't ever claim that you're against Arthur, when you hate on me for hating unskippable cutscenes. Imagine claiming to be a gameplay enthusiast and then saying that story is more important.
I think we're done here, cutscene enthusiast. Feel free to watch a movie or something, some of us would prefer video games.
>Why said I hate all non-Nintendo games?
You called me a troony for liking non-nintendo games. Kinda gave it away, f@m.
No you don't, you only care about trannies
>I think we're done here, cutscene enthusiast. Feel free to watch a movie or something, some of us would prefer video games
ACsnoytroony can't bump anymore and runs away.
Truly just Eric's cumbawd
>Ganker is one person
I never called you a troony, I even made a tripcode once just so you would stop accusing me of this shit and you filtered it. Frick off, poser.
>I went back in time and made a post 400 posts before you called me out? lol okay.
You got called out by
.
>Yes, I do. This board only cares about waifus and storytelling. I care about gameplay, to the extent where I would rip everything else out. All other elements are expendable. Everyone else is a secondary.
Admitting you're a mentally ill narcissist? Brave.
>I'm passionate about vidya. I don't apologize.
Same, except I'm not mentally ill.
>It will never be wrong to say this
You don't say that, refer to the lunatic behaviour I called out in my previous post.
>don't ever claim that you're against Arthur,
I can, since I have verifiable proof of me shitting on him.
>when you hate on me for hating unskippable cutscenes.
I hate you for being a shameless, well poisoning narcissist. With the way you behave I wouldn't be surprised if you were indian. Would make sense since you're "canadian".
>Imagine claiming to be a gameplay enthusiast and then saying that story is more important.
Never said that. Gameplay is more important than story btw.
Calling me mentally ill for caring about gameplay? Sad, shameful behavior.
Really hard to believe that you don't support Arthur, when you continue to support him with those kinds of statements.
>Calling me mentally ill for caring about gameplay? Sad, shameful behavior.
Calling you mentally ill for your behaviour in general actually.
>Really hard to believe that you don't support Arthur, when you continue to support him with those kinds of statements.
Arthur is also mentally ill, just like you.
>Calling you mentally ill for your behaviour in general actually.
It will never be mentally ill to prioritize gameplay above all else. You and Arthur need to realize that.
>It will never be mentally ill to prioritize gameplay above all else.
Sure.
>You and Arthur need to realize that.
Read the last part of
btw getting the last word won't undo the humiliation you endured itt.
ACgay always seethes when I post my physical games and then pretends he’s not mentally ill.
>humiliation
lol
What humiliation? A bunch of Zelda fanboys say that all non-nintendo games are shit, and then get offended when someone criticizes their game? Is that the humiliation you speak of?
How Mr. Game enthusiast doesn't have a single non-switch title, and is happy calling AC6 and Pizza Tower "troony shit"?
How Arthur once again spewed his diarrhea about game journos and metacritic scores, and you had no problem with him whatsoever?
I'm the only one ITT who wasn't humiliated. Kinda funny.
>when someone criticizes their game
It's been a full year and you haven't presented a single convincing criticism yet.
Oof, that cope.
ACsnoytroony, you got raped hard
>What humiliation?
You admitting to being a narcissistic loser, obviously.
>A bunch of Zelda fanboys say that all non-nintendo games are shit
Fanfiction.
>How Mr. Game enthusiast doesn't have a single non-switch title,
How would you know?
>and is happy calling AC6 and Pizza Tower "troony shit"?
Fanfiction.
>How Arthur once again spewed his diarrhea about game journos and metacritic scores,
He sure did.
>and you had no problem with him whatsoever?
Too busy disavowing a shitposter on my side, sorry.
> I'm the only one ITT who wasn't humiliated. Kinda funny.
Fanfiction.
>YOU DIDN'T PLAY THE GAME
>YOU'RE SHITPOSTING
>NONE OF YOUR CRITICISMS COUNT
>>YOU DIDN'T PLAY THE GAME
Who are you quoting?
>>YOU'RE SHITPOSTING
Yep, you admitted to doing that, remember?
>>NONE OF YOUR CRITICISMS COUNT
Where did I say that?
>claim that not a single criticism is true
>one of them is "the cutscenes after each dungeon repeat the same story unnecessarily"
>proof is given that this happens
>completely break down of fanboys ensues
no link to profile name
My profile is private.
You were utterly humiliated.
that not a single criticism is true
Wrong, as seen by my posts itt.
>>one of them is "the cutscenes after each dungeon repeat the same story unnecessarily"
Sure.
is given that this happens
That sure does happen.
break down of fanboys ensues
Fanfiction.
Was it me calling you an indian that made you this angry?
>one of them is "the cutscenes after each dungeon repeat the same story unnecessarily"
Is that the best you can come up with?
LMFAOO
Hey hey, fellas, hold the phone. Nintendo are holding a press conference later to apologize and hand back all the awards and offer refunds. Aonuma will commit seppuku in the next Nintendo Direct
LMFAOO @ your life
>proof is given that this happens
Fake, ACsnoytroony.
your can't fool people who have actually played the game
I accept your troonycession that you haven't;)
You didn’t play the game, homosexual.
Concession accepted. You can't disprove the criticisms, or the proof. So much for Mr. Gameplay enthusiast knowing about vidya.
Do you have a single convincing argument?
Any at all?
None?
I disproved it by playing the game 😉
So why are you trying to convonce me otherwise?
>A bunch of Zelda fanboys say that all non-nintendo games are shit, and then get offended when someone criticizes their game? Is that the humiliation you speak of?
Who said that? The voices in your head? See you in the next thread where you’ll get humiliated again.
But I do.
>I'm the only one ITT who wasn't humiliated. Kinda funny.
You’re like a moron driving into oncoming traffic and claiming everyone other car is doing it.
By your poor english, I assume you're the same fellow who called me a snoy troony for 300 posts. Good to know you continue to be delusional.
What do you have to hide? Weren't you glad to gloat about your switch library?
>That sure does happen.
Then that contradicts your previous claim. "none of those are true". Remember saying that?
>What do you have to hide? Weren't you glad to gloat about your switch library?
ACsnoytroony, you couldn't even take a screenshot of a number
>Remember saying that
Not at all, feel free to link the post where I said that. Linking a post made by someone else will out you as a shameless indian.
see
I have no reason to believe that this isn't yours.
Not my post.
>I have no reason to believe that this isn't yours.
Just like I have no reasons to believe you're not behind these threads.
ACsnoytroony, here is a tip:
Trying to argue facts the opponent knows better about might work on reddit for upvotes, but here it doesn't work.
You are trying to convince nobody except him, and he knows I posted that 😉
>How Mr. Game enthusiast doesn't have a single non-switch title, and is happy calling AC6 and Pizza Tower "troony shit"?
I play a wide spectrum of gaming experiences across a variety of platforms. Same as I do for movies and music.
You play nothing but a tepid shallow pool of 2D Block games.
It's like listening to a child trying to critique Apocalypse Now when all the watch is Police Academy movies.
Your opinion is worth less than shite to me. Die mad on Ganker. There's nowhere else for your to screech.
>you play nothing but a tepid shallow pool of 2D Block games.
AC6 and Pizza Tower are 2d block games?
You don't, because you still das shit like that quality matters, which isn't gameplay
>Thread quality
>Then it wouldn't have disgusting sex fanservice shit, or unskippable cinematic pigslop, and fans definitely wouldn't be defending the bad game design elements. If it was good, then fans would be able to listen to criticism.
In english, ACsnoytroony
>Then apologize for this thread
Want me to stand on one foot and blow a raspberry while I'm at it?
>you're definitely not helping your argument since you're so absolutely averse to the idea of someone not liking a nintendo game.
I don't care if someone doesn't like nintendo games.
>This thread only continues to vindicate me. If discussion of any Nintendo game was possible, then nobody would be called a troony for 500 posts.
Wrong, someone being a called a troony doesn't undo the gameplay discussion around it, as much as you want it to.
>Why didn't you say it earlier? You should've acknowledged it at the beginning of the thread, instead of waiting 400 posts to do so. That's why I'm accusing you of being a liar.
Did you miss the part where I sad I wasn't here when the thread started? Dumbass.
>You don't have to agree with all of them, but certainly the idea of skippable cutscenes shouldn't be some horrible idea to oppose.
Did you forget the part part where I called some of your criticism fine or do I need to repeat myself every post so it can get through your tiny skull?
>Want me to stand on one foot and blow a raspberry while I'm at it?
That would be nice.
>I don't care if someone doesn't like nintendo games.
Then stop getting angry at me. If you really hate me and my posts, ignore them. You're more than welcome to hide the posts.
>Wrong, someone being a called a troony doesn't undo the gameplay discussion around it, as much as you want it to.
Well, right now I don't see gameplay discussion. All I see is the same rehashed crap as every Zelda thread: Arthur jerking off to game journos, Zelda porn, console wars. In that order.
>Did you miss the part where I sad I wasn't here when the thread started?
You refused to acknowledge a single criticism from the moment you started posting. Go back to your first post and show any acknowledgement that you didn't discard everything because of your hate of me.
>Did you forget the part part where I called some of your criticism fine
Yes, I did. link me to the first instance.
>Then apologize for this thread,
You first, your side made it and you bumped it
>That would be nice.
So you admit this is just a humiliation ritual, got it.
>Then stop getting angry at me. If you really hate me and my posts, ignore them. You're more than welcome to hide the posts.
Feel free to hide arthur's post if you hate him.
>Well, right now I don't see gameplay discussion. All I see is the same rehashed crap as every Zelda thread: Arthur jerking off to game journos, Zelda porn, console wars. In that order.
Because it's not a gameplay thread. Keep up.
>You refused to acknowledge a single criticism from the moment you started posting. Go back to your first post and show any acknowledgement that you didn't discard everything because of your hate of me.
I already acknowledged some of you criticism. Keep up.
>Yes, I did. link me to the first instance.
I already did, multiple times.
>So you admit this is just a humiliation ritual, got it.
A little humility would be nice.
>Feel free to hide arthur's post if you hate him.
I stopped replying to him ages ago. the problem is when the whole Nintendo fandom agrees with him and echoes his sentiment. Meanwhile, nobody agrees with me wanting a skip cutscene button.
>Because it's not a gameplay thread. Keep up.
Then when do these mythical threads happen?
>I already acknowledged some of you criticism.
Only after being called out. Curious.
>A little humility would be nice
From you, yes.
Odd, the thread was on page 7 before this post...
>replying to him ages ago. t
Bad faith, BTW.
Your stopped because he won
>A little humility would be nice.
Cringe roleplay.
>I stopped replying to him ages ago. the problem is when the whole Nintendo fandom agrees with him and echoes his sentiment. Meanwhile, nobody agrees with me wanting a skip cutscene button.
Feel free to hide the posts of the anons agreeing with him then.
>Then when do these mythical threads happen?
Never, because everything has been discussed.
>Only after being called out. Curious.
What does that have to do with me acknowledging your criticism?
>Then stop getting angry at me. If you really hate me and my posts, ignore them. You're more than welcome to hide the posts.
ACsnoytroony, stop spamming them first.
or use a trip so we can filter you
>humiliation ritual
>when do to you ever play?
This is the person calling me a troony, btw.
He posts less than you, ACsnoytroony.
when do you ever play?
I accept your troonycession that you don't
You're now in YEAR EIGHT of your Zelda meltdown.
I have fathered two kids in that time. Do something with your life.
This gameplay is bussin no cap
Oh my heckin poggers. Thank goodness there are no obstacles or enemies in the way of the korok quests. This would've been too videogamey otherwise. Nice and safe, no obstacles or threats. Super comfy.
Sounds like shit posting, ACsnoytroony
Still posting fake footage.
This is the guy who wants "good faith" discussion.
The point of the video is that neither is exciting
Do you guys only play one game per year?
Tears of the Kingdom was not as good as people were hoping. Bummer. There were other good games that year. How is this a catastrophe for you?
Bump
No
Yes
What is that?
Another successful anti nu-zelda thread. Good job bros, check the discord announcement
played both. I don't care if BG3 won a prize, I had a better time plating TOTK even if is just a rethread of BOTW.
Eric won bigly ITT
>IT DOESN'T COUNT
All just blatantly not true.
Your haven't played the game
Kek
None of this is true lmao
It is tho
Eric has a big dick
FRICK nu-zelda and frick nutendo and most of all frick Arthur.
>Zelda enthusiasts can't even recognize several screenshots from their own game
holy crap.