>have tentacle sex with me or ill mindcontrol you

>have tentacle sex with me or ill mindcontrol you
wtf is his problem

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >wtf is his problem
    Inhuman levels of being based

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's a chud.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >this is okay
    >daisy isn’t

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      daisy did the exact same shit as this but even moreso

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      For some reason this is giving me MemriTV vibes.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      For some reason this is giving me MemriTV vibes.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      he looks kinda like a jak

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the ghithyenki race has falled, billions must die

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does becoming a mindflayer make you super horny or was Balduran always thinking with his dick?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      He pump and dumped a dragon, what do you think?

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    that didnt happen for me
    i turned him down and he just said yeah of course and that it was stupid of him to ask

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      if you reject him politely he's chill about it but if you call him a freak he'll get butthurt and threaten you

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Kills his best friend dragon bro because muh power

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      dragon bro tried to kill him first because he couldn't accept that Balduran was fine the way he was now, Balduran wasn't in the wrong here he just acted in self-defense

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        t. tadpole man

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    it was honestly weird. if he wanted to frick you then he only needed to mindmeld. being topless makes no sense

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >being topless makes no sense
      he still has his human mind in tact and human desires

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    He looks like he fricks human men.

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    i'd frick him if he kept the disguise. don't really want a squid in my bed
    >bring the artifact to the gith
    >NOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN NOT DO THAT
    >shiv him because a space frog promised to remove the worm
    >NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN NOT DO THAT Black person I WILL LITERALLY NEVER TALK TO YOU AGAIN
    >still keeps talking afterwards
    this b***h just loves the sound of his own voice

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >i'd frick him if he kept the disguise
      You can ask him to change to his other form during his sex scene and he does, but it's not as long as the sex scene in his tentacle form

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        i think it's too late for me anyway, he was in a hissy when i stabbed him

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    will any of my companions give me a high five for copulating with a squid?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, they never even mention it despite seeing you frick him in their minds

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does this game make mindflayers such... pussies?
    He has a shitty voice that doesn't suit him
    He looks a bit moronic with his eyes
    And most importantly it is absolutely PATHETIC that he wants to frick you, a human, and if you do it right he turns into an absolute BETA the way he goes around sex. He's submissive for frick sake
    Watch this:

    ?si=6naR7WObfks1qBEV&t=2m20s
    This powerful being has a breaking voice and don't even get me started on how atrocious this dialogue is. Who the frick wrote this? And yet you guys rag on Bethesda's writing?
    I'm surprised this scene isn't fully webm'd yet

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      i think this sence is just for a fetish sake, don't take it seriously as canon

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's all this game is, just fetishism shit for coomers

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      he's just a cute and lonely squid man

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >4cahn now hates tentacle sex
    Zoomers were a mistake.

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I made him angry and he said he was controlling everyone in the past (and showed me this).

    It just made things awkward, dude.

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >squiddy hits on me
    >tells me he's been stalking me and manipulating me to gain my trust
    >be mean to him and call him freak
    >"you know youre basically my pet, you need me homosexual, you're nothing without me and you will do as I say and you will like it."

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      he's just being tsundere

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      So does he try to force you to become a mindflayer if not its nothing.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's all bark and no bite, he never makes good on any of his threats and never forces you into anything.
        If you betray him he leaves for netherbrain, if you ally with him he's your total bro that helps you every step of the way.

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    how do you even get tentacle sexo? I got scene in MC's mind once and you hold hand some shit but nothing ever again

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You have to go to the emperor's old room at the inn in Act 3, then you get it on your next long rest

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the yandere romance is a tentacle guy

    this is the second time this happen to me

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well you have the option to let them use their more humanoid form

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    no squiddies no deal

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The emperor has a more conclusive ending with the PC than the companions you romance do, it's pretty funny

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