Have you ever got a haircut inspired form a video game character? I’ve always showed a picture of Jake Gyllenhaal from the movie prisoners to my barber, but am thinking of showing the bioshock infinite guy’s haircut on the cover to her next time
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I don't cut my hair.
Ask me how I know you have no job, yellow teeth, bad BO, and smell like week old crusty semen at best on a good day
How do you know I have no job, yellow teeth, bad BO, and smell like week old crusty semen at best on a good day anon-kun?
Not getting a haircut is feral, stupid, and un-civilized. Call it masculine as you want as a cope, but while out in public it's clear as day to all you're a deranged unhygienic animal who has most definitely never had sex
In my top 5 favorite movies
:3
A few minutes after starting the conversation, the girls begin calling me, "sir".
All very true, I'm an evil, deranged, wretched creature, and no one's gonna stop me
I suspect projected insecurities are responsible for this post.
grug agree
grug spend much time fix hair
grug use rock make nice face hair
grug get all cave ladies
grug often no need bash cave lady to bone cave lady
grug still bash because cave lady talk too much
grug still look cave lady no talk too much
Grug most masculine man in thread. Pampered b***hes can only aspire to Grug's brutal honesty. They are insecure.
grug got some anime hair
>never had sex
reminder to all the virgins here, only lose your virginity to someone you truly love.
don't let your first time be ruined and stained with the memory of a piece of shit.
you can only lose it once, don't waste it.
Is putting your virginity on a pedestal necessary?
I empathize with you. But humans frick. They frick a lot.
this is not true
i lost my virginity at 15 at a party and i don't regret it, it completely eliminated ALL the stress and harassment and bullying of being a virgin, i probably would have killed myself if i was a virgin now
Man normalgays really are fricking insane.
Better to be insane than be 30 and lamenting being a virgin
it's not late at 24 is it? 24 is still a kid right? I mean I can't tell apart my life at 13 and at 24.
I want to fricking end my life btw. what's a painless solution. don't even have a fricking rope and hanging with a belt hurts. which part of my neck should I put the knot so it doesn't hurt?
Rope is supposed to snap your neck from dropping from a distance, not strangle you. Best painless method is supposed to be carbon monoxide poisoning (sealing a room/car and leaving the stove/engine on respectively, with the exhaust feeding inside the car in the latter's case). I'm not saying you should attempt either, and hope you find a way to enjoy life again, but don't reprimand you for feeling as you do. It's entirely valid and it's selfish for others to ask you to keep on 'because they'll miss you'. Sorry if life is feeling that shit, hope it wasn't the case or that things get better.
t. someone who attempted giving up some 2 years ago but failed. I don't regret the attempt, but I don't feel any better about still being here. The pain has faded, so life no longer 'hurts' but life also feels absolutely meaningless and I find nothing to be excited about. I'm not sure if this is a good or a bad thing.
>Best painless method is supposed to be carbon monoxide poisoning (sealing a room/car and leaving the stove/engine on respectively, with the exhaust feeding inside the car in the latter's case).
I remember hearing this only worked well with cars made before 1980. Catalytic convertors having a nasty habit of lowering the monoxide count taking longer for you to asphyxiate. Oven or a charcoal burning grill in an enclosed space would be the best way to go. Make sure a paramedic doesn't save you unless you want to go full potato.
It's not too late. Literally fake it till you make it, as is with most things in life.
Don't do it yet without doing some things in your life first. Unironically consider travelling - the roasties have the right idea about the travel meme.
don't know how to fake it. jus pretend I'm rich and successful and shit?
> travelling
to poor to travel and mom won't give me the money
No just pretend you are normal.
>to poor to travel
Get a job Black person
>Get a job Black person
can't. no job experience or degree
>muh entry level job
not working 70hr/week for $10,000/yr. it's ok for a 16yr old but I'm 24 and need real pay
Take night classes, come on, are you new?
I am. night classes for what?
>>muh entry level job
YES. STAY THERE FOR 8-12 MONTHS THEN SWITCH TO A HIGHER PAYING ONE DO NOT DELAY
oh how much does a higher paying one pay? six figures? how long does the mid-level last before I can move to high--level position?
First few job jumps are high but eill slowly have smaller roses but the main point is just to get your foot in the door
You'll be in the 5 fig range for a few years but you could be 6 fig level at 30 if you're smart about waging and not staying in the same role for more than a year
how much do I need to live a normal life without depending on my mother? also I want a job that pays well and work little but idk what.
I don't even have motivation to apply for jobs. I'm completely broken. I have no interest in anything.
>without depending on my mother
Don't worry about shit that's out of your control - stay with your mother so you save more and don't get your shit fricked by rent and shit - can't have that in this economy.
ok but what if I want to move to another nation? can't bring my mom with me
What kind of country?
You could get a work from home job and move
ok great idea
can't use CO because I have no car so rope it is.
HOW DO I EVEN GET AN ENTRY LEVEL JOB? I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE TO APPLY AND HAVE NO CONFIDENCE BECAUSE I KNOW NOBODY WILL FRICKING HIRE ME
Jesus christ. Just do a good job for a year and a half. You'll be golden if you can learn and are mildly capable. Jobs need bodies and minds ready to deal with bullshit. Fricking a.
>just do a good job for a year and a half
It's getting that first job in the first place that's the hard part. When there are three fresh graduates for every available position the numbers are against you.
God am I glad I chose a major thats in demand here.
Look them in the eye and give them a firm handshake. Go get em sport!
How do you do that in the age of linkedn?
Linkedn?
LinkedIn sucks fricking wiener at job finding. Most of the jobs pushed there are scams and people have bots on that shit to send hundreds of applications. There are better options with Indeed being better by a country mile
LinkedIn is better if you actually have a good resume, experience, and real professional connections and references.
Indeed is better if you want to find a McJob.
If you want to break into getting a real job, use a hiring agency instead of clicking around on your computer/phone with your dick in your hand.
How much does a hiring agency cost?
$0
They are paid by the company who hires you as a means of vetting employees. You will typically start out as a temp (your checks will be signed by the hiring agency), but after the temp period is over, if you did a good job you will very likely be hired by the company you've been working for proper. When you get hired on for real, you will probably also see a pay increase, because it will still be less than what they were paying the hiring agency.
Oof, I'm too old to be a temp at this point.
Unless you expect to die within a year, no you aren't.
It's better than getting some dead end retail job.
Yea no linkedin is better especially if you're in IT or marketing.
Do what I did, get a bottom-tier shit job like Deli, break your back for a year or so then move on to another job. Positions like that are virtually always hiring because they can't keep people around for longer than a few weeks.
Indeed.com lil bro
Apparently Bank Tellers only need a high school degree. Can you make eye contact and say "Hi, how's your day going" ?
>Can you make eye contact and say "Hi, how's your day going" ?
That's weird sentiment man, if you feel no different from 13-24 you need to evaluate your life, its like being 13 and acting like a toddler. Its 11 years.
I mean my philosophy is better and 'm more mature, but my lifestyle is exactly the same minus school. just wake up, eat, vidya, sleep.
>evaluate your life
too late. I'm ending it. too late to change at 24
Lol find a chick who uses you to get into bars. Again, it's never too late. Use and be used my dudes.
>Lol find a chick who uses you to get into bars
I'm getting so desperate I am literally ready to frick my own mother at this point. after that I will kill myself in front of her so she gets traumatized as punishment for not loving me as much as I loved her
You honestly think there aren't women ready to take advantage of mommy complex guys? Please.
yeah and none are interested in me and I don't know how to find women and I am not allowed to do anything with my fricking life .
>Chris-Chan Any%
I wonder why nobody wants to frick.
Have you ever seen the movie Jack Reacher? It's because you can't afford everything that comes after the fricking.
I lost my virginity to a cute hooker and is a great memory
everyone already said that you're wrong but do you need help
The further you get in life the smaller shit (like your first time) looks in the rearview.
Even if it's awkward, men and women need to lose their virginity with appropriately aged people when they're still in school.
It is a social milestone, and I genuinely believe in prostitution as treatment for NEETs and other stinky room dwellers.
If you make it to 18 without getting laid it should really be considered very abnormal like a 30 year old relying on his parents.
Yes, in ways this is why we should be sex worker positive as a society. So you're not 30 lamenting on Ganker that you never got laid. It will help you feel fully-realized that you had sex, because modern society demands that you've had sex by 18 or you're a freak. I don't agree with it. I myself am in a place where I don't know if I need to be in a relationship again. But goddamn, I hate seeing you anons stress out thinking that you need to have already have had sex.
Just take all the stigma out of it, educate people on safe sex and the ramifications involved. You'd save like 60% of the incels if you just got them laid.
>If you make it to 18 without getting laid it should really be considered very abnormal like a 30 year old relying on his parents.
I'm both of these :^)
I mean, not really the latter one, but still not entirely independent. Who is anyways in this age with this economy.
Honestly, we need to stop shaming people for not having sex. There are so many variables to being a human now. It's exhausting. We will all feel less anxious overall if we're not feeling pressured into thinking we need to have sex, which not being anxious will naturally lead to sex.
Eh, I could've had sex as early as 16 iirc, and good handful of times after that, but was 'saving' it for someone 'special'. Ended up losing it at 21~22 to some chick who fricked our 3.5 relationship numerous times to the point of no return. Kinda regret missing out on young sex.
I missed out on young sex too. Lost it at 20 to a 21 year old. Still really fricking young, tho. Don't trip
Dude. He'll be fine. Men never lose value because they're always accruing money and guess what women love going places and seeing people.
I'm 24 virgin and a NEET. I've completely given up on life. don't care about anything anymore. how is it my problem if no girl even wants me. my last resort is to frick my own mother
Have you tried guys
This guy is lying, frick as early and as often as you can as long as you wrap it
I lost my virginity to a 22 year old transvestite who thought I wrote Bojack Horseman.
If that's true I want to start lying to women more. Fricking genius
I lost my virginity when I was 3 months away from being 18 to some 37yo homosexual on Grindr. It was really mediocre and not worth the effort of douching at all. Havent dated or fricked anybody since then and I am almost 20 now. I also messed around with a gay friend before all that, but it never went past blowjobs. I think I am just too boring to find somebody that would genuinely love me. Just waiting for twink death to hit me.
Men do not have virginity, there is no physiological difference between a man who has had sex and one who hasn't.
Only females can be virgins because they can be changed permanently by sex through the rupture of the hymen and even pregnancy.
That is the stupidest thing I have read here in ages. Congratulations on winning moron of the Week…. And it’s only Tuesday
Look it up, little lady.
>The word virgin comes via Old French virgine from the root form of Latin virgo, genitive virginis, meaning literally "maiden" or "virgin"[11]—a sexually intact young woman or "sexually inexperienced woman".
Well I guess Steve Carell was acting as a woman in this movie.
bizarre
Way too young to give up like that
i've had sex, shower every day and have hip length hair. women always compliment how luscious it is
post hair
I do it big, Jimmy Neutron head
hows the shampoo bill, i get mine down to shoulder length and decide its probably cheaper to get a haircut so I dont have to worry for the next few months
I am somewhat jealous of you guys who can tolerate longer hair. If it touches my ears I start having issues.
i used to be in a band and i had hair halfway to my ass. it was cool but goddamn it was hot in the summer, and i'm a leaf with like 4 months of summer a year. i don't know how dudes in warm climates tolerate it
I wear bukowski's skin as power, homie. He wore Dionysus before me. And I shall wear it as he did.
When was the last time YOU had sex?
It is an animal world
just poppin in to inform you that I have a well paid job in specialized field, wife and two children while having long-ass hair and awful goatee
Why keep the goatee? Not being mean
Usually I'm trimming it biweekly, but I haven't done anything with it now since it's the holiday season and I'm extra lazy, not shaving it all the way too as my jaw isn't as stellar as it used to be.
cool, now is she supporting you or gibs are so nice? you don't have to worry about it
I'm a NEET with an unkempt hobo beard and a wife and child.
I've had extremely long hair most of my life and it's never stopped me from getting a job or girlfriend or anything.
yep, it's probably just barber seething he's not getting extra monies from Gankertards
I shave perfectly and have long free flowing hair that I never cut until it goes past my shoulders. Cope.
I got yellow teeth but that's because I smoke. I'm literally at work right now.
I hate to admit but it kinda works more you look at it.
>Ask me how
Frick off, tourist.
Fix your dandruff first
Massreply Black person kys
>t.
Based. The only acceptable "haircut" for a man is no haircut at all or a buzz cut.
Anything else is foppery.
>oh man, those were the days back when-
>03/16/23
Frick. I thought this was an thread from a decade ago...
whats wrong with it? the haircut looks fine he could clear up some of the acne but its not worth a screencap
that's actually nice to see it's recent
people will always be goofy goober nerds, i thought it was eliminated but it seems not
Trowa BARTON if he REAL
Eh he kinda cute.
I like his cute goth bed
amazing how a good jaw can make or break a person
sovl
he fricked up since he was born,chin up bro.
severely underrated post
Not vidya, but i always show my barber pic of Eminem for the hairstyle I'm going for
>captcha: WY0 GAR
>even the captcha called you a wigger
I've been using this image for about 2 years now just as an example of what I want the length to be
please be an adult and get a real haircut
define "real haircut"
No.
t. broccoli cut zoom zoom
this isnt hard. just tell the barber
>i am going to be working in an office soon
they wont know you are lying
Why would you want to look like a middle aged office worker?
because I'm a middle aged office worker
Did you get isekai'd?
?t=14
Why wouldn't you?
He looks like he injects Black person semen into his eyelids
And you Dont?
you'd know, wouldn't you
do you inject it while you breath or you can't breath while doing it
>I want to stack paper, but get zero b***hes
Average or mean hair cut + one standard deviation = normal haircut
NPC haircut who wage in cubes.
i have a big cranimumm (my brain is big wenough to kill you over the internwt if i rewally wanted to) so i need longer hair to covered it up
Isn't that just a wolfcut?
Wolfcut is longer at the base of the neck
No but I quit cutting my hair because I hate getting it cut. Now it's about shoulder length so I should probably get it trimmed
Don't. You could be a caveman, or a homeless person.
Are you a homosexual by chance?
>balding
>too afraid to cut it
Welp
>balding
>have to shave it every week in order to keep my slav look in mint condition
>skip a week, then a month then a year and I'm wearing a defective lion's mane again
>repeat
wish my bald would take it all away instead of bit by bit
Try drinking lots and lots of bleach. The chlorine will stimulate hair growth. It’s really worth the effort.
I'm not a gay so I cut my own hair. I grow it for about a year and then shave it off when I'm sick of it.
Imagine going to a barber to try and look pretty. Or showing them a picture of another man LOL.
>something straight people have been doing for thousands of years is now gay because of insecure chuds
Fascism is right. Why the frick are you worrying about your hair style? Get the cut that's emblematic of your race and get back to important matters.
How do I achieve the helmet hairstyle?
Nazis had the freshest fricking cuts, tf are you talking about
moronic trumpshitter magafascists
>"why are you worried about your hairstyle?"
>proceeds to extend the importance of his mystical, semi-occult racial ideology to something as banal as a hairstyle
CLASSIC fascist moronation, lol
>fascism
>race
/pol/yps, not even once
Ah yes
Thousand year old photographs of men. Men in video games as well.
They used sculptures and drawings as examples you fricking moron
*lugs 600lb stone statue into barber shop*
Yeah this is what I'll get
Might be the 1am exhaustion but I actually laughed at this
Not "exhaled slightly" Internet laughing, I made an obnoxious donkey noise
KINO.
You let your hair grow long? You sound like the real gay here
>"I'd like an Ivy League."
>"A what?"
>"Just cut my hair like Reynolds..."
But anon how are you gonna get that haircut if you're bald
Should shave that chin scruff though
You put seeds in like a chia pet
Just shave your head you fricking hippie
How about you just cut your dick off you fricking b***h
No thanks troony. Your long hair still doesn't make you look like a woman.
Post your home address and we'll see who is the woman
1800 Feed and Seed Drive, Sneedville, TN
That's what I thought you fricking coward
Sneedville is real though. Look it up
Whenever I get a haircut I show the barber a picture of myself from a few years ago.
I do that too, yet they are so fricking incompetent they can't nail the look.
>looks at phone with gaze glazed by utter idiocy
>half a minute later: so... uh... how did you want it again?
>show him again my pic, with a normal haircut, just shorter than the current one
>ok, gotchu
>does it wrong anyway
Barbers/hairdressers are the dumbest imbeciles I swear.
Unless you research it like researching which is the best MOBO to buy and willing to pay $100, you might as well start cutting your own hair. Took a long initial investment but I know how my hair works now and how to cut the sides and how to cut the top. Sides/ back are easy get clippers and pick your size, hardest part is blending your top into it. I just comb my hair generally in the style I want, and clip off any that extends further than I want. Now my hair looks good and I don't gotta research and gamble with a haircutter that might not even be able to understand me anyways. And my hair is such I can style it. You can just get clippers and do a #1 guard for the sidesback and #3+ for the top just to start/maximize efficiency. The only important detail is the edgework making it lined up.
I have had Squall's hairstyle since high school and see no reason to change now. I still get compliments
No. I also don't get haircuts.
Maybe I could look in a mirror and say "Hey, give me the <vidya guy who doesn't get haircuts>, please!"
Not vida related but Depp's style right here just tramples the competition posted in this thread
he looks like an old dyke
I went to a new place once and the stylist was this giant 7 foot tall lesbian and that was exactly the haircut she gave me
This thread has been judged. Consider yourself warned.
W-would this hairstyle look alright if my hairline is a few inches higher?
We give you our blessings.
No. It only works because it is posed with perfect lighting and angles and setup. Look at that homosexual's face and eyes, there is a heavy routine present. You will never be that perfect, it doesn't exist.
That is a fictional character you moron
who is this homosexual trying to look like Bill Evans
I bet he catches well.
I just shave it all, beard, stache and hair
I show the barber Joker. I just want a short, plain, but kinda messy haircut, and he’s a good example. No bowl cut, no emo cut, just simple and stylish.
I show the barber the exact picture in this post
That one shows a good angle. I worried at first about showing them drawings, but his hair is pretty easy to interpret into reality. They probably also get tons of people showing them anime anyways so they’re probably used to it.
real barbers no. they don't see that often
walmart supercuts though definitely
Basically what I have, except mine is curlier
I've had this haircut for over a decade now.
nice you look like a diversity hire dyke
B-buh I cut my own hair. Oh no.
Its over Jimbo. You need to wipe the slate clean and embrace your inner Imoteph to repent.
Did dykes already look like that in...
>COD4 came out 15 years ago
Christ where the frick did the time go
I just wear a hat
I have given up
I just get my mommy to cut my hair
Only if it's a 80's or 90's mommy. Don't expect a mommy born in the 40's to know what the frick is she doing. Although, I look back, and she did slick it back which was pretty cool.
My dry ass frizzy curly bullshit hair requires daily gel not to look like a savage caveman but at least the hairline is still good. I just shave it short-ish until it becomes a nightmare to upkeep again.
No but my hair looks like Vincent Brooks's hair so I kind of ride it out.
No but I started buying pomade to style my hair after playing RDR2. Excellent stuff.
Considering this is what i'm working with I don't bother going to the barber.
There are many hip hat and beanie options nowadays. Embrace it and be free
You may have to figure out some facial hair, tho
I wear a ballcap 90% of the time but i haven't given a shit about my hairline since highschool. Also thankfully I actually have good beard genes, good enough I get random compliments about it sometimes.
I basically look exactly like my mom's dad, balding but solid beard.
Get a toupe/hair system.
schizomax and you will slay, just have free drugs for the girls
go heihachi
Unironically wear this, watch the blue haired pussy flow
do you have advice on things I could try? I'm 18 with that hairline too but I don't know what I can do with it
do you have experience experimenting with letting the hair get REALLY long?
Get on roids and shave it off
>18
its over
just go bald
Unironically bald or buzzed down.
You'll look like shit when it's as long as picrel and it'll look really bad if you try to grow it out.
If you're fat then it's all ogre
>picrel
Fish don’t have hair you fricking idiot
kek my brother is the same. he owns a good pair of clippers and just keeps it buzzed close, Jason Statham style
>start to loose hair
>only two options
>Trevored
>Slave
I respect you.
wear beanie pass 30 turn you into potentiel predator or H3H3 fan. Baseball cap is the way.
>Baseball cap is the way.
That baseball cap will accelerate your balding and you'll have nothing left
It all depends on the face actually. If you have bad hair but great facial structure you don't even need to care. I am confident that if my hair fall continues I will look like pic related in a couple of years except I am thin. Life is clearly a comedy and tragedy for us ugly people (no drama/romance shit), so sit back and enjoy the show.
The ascended custodian style awaits you anon
>"I want my hair to be long in the short places, and short in the long places. It should be from both the future and the past. Something a child would do to a doll."
While stupid the haircut is kinda whatever with a head like that.
生まれ変わって出直して来い
>32 year old KHV
>get my bi-yearly hair chop done at my local greatclips
>big giant tittie mommy milfs cut my hair
>soft as butter boobs rub against my shoulder and sometimes I can feel the nipple through their shirt
>the ladies always complement my luscious thick non balding hair while grazing me with their hard nipples
I get such a boner that my dick actually aches for several hours afterwards and I go into the haircut with it already tucked up into my waistband. Frick boobs are so soft bros, I wish I could touch one with something other than my shoulder
Wtf do we do know teens?
Wander the endless planes of the internet?
I've been Luispilled for a few months now
This is it, amigo
>tfw not even hispanic
Little rough, don’t you think?
>tfw widow's peak
I look bad in any haircut I've tried
Most video game character haircuts are probably based on some actor or athlete or something so if you do some googling you can probably find a picture of that person. Then you will at least look like a normalgay to the barber.
>ask for zoomer haircut so I can be cool
>barber looks very nervous
>tells me, apologetically, that my widow’s peak too far back and it would look terribly
>get pic rel for the 159th time again
I always laugh at haircuts that shave the sides to nothing so they can blend with the hyper balding, these tricks just scream cope to me, Id rather just look like a politician with the side hair emphasizing the balding temples
>zoomer haircut
What are you referring to? Trying to conceptualize what you're talking about and how the widows peak could be fricking it
So, I'm moronic. I used to think these haircuts were for people that already had naturally curly hair. But these fools are getting perms, yeah? I think my nephew has this haircut.
Not even israeli black guys have that naturally curvy hair
oh my god I'm moronic
TRANNIES WON
i'm balding so no
I cut my hair with a pair of trimmers set to about 6mm once a year, around the time summer starts because that's when the length of my hair starts annoying me and getting in the way of my ears.
I use the picture of that guy from Grease
>cut my hair once every 4 months
>always try something new
its nice to have hair
>Paying for haircuts
>Shaving
I haven't even worn deodorant in 10 years, why would I pay someone to change God's hair?
god made us able to distinguish between good smells and bad smells so that we'd use the nice smelling flowers to smell more acceptable around our fellow man
When I started eating healthier and exercising I stopped needing deodorant, I just wash my body with soap.
Married, too
God hates you
Then why did he make me so incredible?
>there are normoids on Ganker who shower and groom themselves
troony shit has really got to the new generations
No point of grooming yourself unless you’re looking to smell like a homosexual. Taking showers and baths and all that fricks with your enzymes if you lift heavy and use soap from time to time you will smell “good” to the opposite sex. If another dude says you smell then you call him a homosexual, smell is everything and that’s why idiots ape out when a real alpha walks in their zone and women pick up on that shit too it’s subconscious
I under the impression that the "alphas" are wearing $100 cologne most of the time
I'm as permaNEET as they come and bathe fricking religiously anon (though that's probably just the OCD)
take a shower stinky
Post kino long hair, I’m getting the first cut in 3 years on Friday. It’s long as hell but I don’t want to go short, just trimming / cleaning and finding a new style.
>want my hair done in a way
>too specific for a barber
>too simple for a salon price tag to be rational
>go to a cheap barber to try anyway
>they're chinese and barely speak english
>all cheap barbers in town are chinese
>try to communicate what I want (3/4 inch on the sides 2 1/2 on top)
>they're dumbfounded and go slowly
>cut is okay but they send me out saying "no refunds" clearly very frustrated
>start spending $40 on haircuts anyway
maybe I should just cut my own hair
>3/4 inch on the sides 2 1/2 on top
>too specific for barber
Do Americans really?
but they're not american.
>he doesn't have the chad locks
ngmi, putting your hair in a braid as a man is a cheat code to pussy
>Horizon Zero Dawn: Chad Edition
Need the hairline of a 12 year old girl for this one
This is what I typically do to mine when I'm working, I don't like wearing it up much though so I just wear it loose otherwise
Kind of jealous of your Chris Pontius hippie/punk hair
You can braid it yourself? I always thought it took some help
>You can braid it yourself?
When it was shorter I could, but it's basically to my asscheeks at this point so I just get my sister or one of the girls I work with to braid it for me. Lotta hair to work with, most of them can do it by themselves, though, so it's really just that I'm lazy and I like the attention.
That sounds fun. I do like when girls fuss over a guy. Has your sister or the girls you work with hooked you up with any of their friends?
Nah I'm much too autistic, plus I'm in uni so I only show up periodically, which makes it harder for them to convince themselves that anything we had would be more than a passing thing. I've gotten a few jabs from that direction, but there's also that many of them are in "committed" relationships and are just flirting for kicks.
Oh damn, I thought casual sex was making a comeback. Keep doing you, you're still super young
Lol when they say they're flirting for "kicks" it means they're down to frick. Women treat sex like a plaything. Men treat it like a badge. Men wanna feel like they conquered something and women wanna make the man feel like they've been conquered. Typically so they can get you on the line.
This is what I show my barber
we all secretly want to look like that
I'm going full keto for the next 12 months and I will look close to that. I've managed 6 months before my wedding already and was well ony way, but when my wife and unborn son almost died and had to be hospitalised repeatedly for the next year I started stress eating and drinking again.
/blog
Whoa
I'll drink some vodka tonight to bless your journey, anon
appreciated, cheers
Sure, but only if you trim that homosexual shit properly. Seeing the beard 'bend' at the chin/jawline so clearly is such a shit cope. Looks like ass.
How do you avoid that? What if it just naturally bends like that?
Keep it high and tight, we're not women. Don't lie with your face. Embrace your face.
>no beard on cheeks
it's the revolver ocelot look for me
rate my /cut/
impressive
Heihachi really has tons of illegitimate sons and daughters
no thats me
thanks
DEVILMAN!
Hehachimaxxing
The amount of effort, cope, and stress at the slightest gust of wind. He should just shave it. Getting in athletic shape and personality/confidence maxxing is far more important than hair
>wax into Heihachi spikes
>get buff
>grow a mustache
>exclusively wear karate gear
A guy at my walmart looks like this but he's indian.
I instantly touched my hair after seeing this out of reflex
I just go to cheapest barber and tell them to do whatever
>Just frick my shit up senpai
But fr
I stay at home look in the mirror and ask myself for a dishevelled hobo beard and matted long hair, they get it right every time
In my shithole burgerpunk town we had a place I liked called Fiesta Hair that got sold and changed to Cost Cutters.
Who the frick wants to get their hair cut at "Cost Cutters?" It's just coming out and telling you you're about to get an inferior product for the most defining feature of your appearance.
My friends nicknamed me bootleg Geralt if that gives any indication as to what I look like.
It wasn't deliberate and I naturally went silver haired by my mid 20s.
I don't get any specific haircut. I just go to these two old barbers I've been going to for years and they just shave most of it off. They even give me a discount for being a loyal customer. Usually it's reserved for the elderly.
do barbers do anything besides an undercut/fade?
my hair is pretty long right now, it comes down to the tip of my nose. I want to trim it and style but i think i'll need to go to an actual hair dresser for that
no but I kind of look like this without really trying
been growing it since last december and once i can throw it to the side it will all come together.
makes you look like a troony pedophile
this happened 10 years ago but I remember showing the barber this exact fricking picture on my phone.
he did a pretty good job!
Criiiiiiiinge!!!!!!!!
Frick it.
Back when I thought I was a chad and confident, but people still talked shit. Work on not being nervous and anxious, and you'll shine.
>owen wilson auditioning for fred in the scoobdy doo movie
Finally someone called me out on my owen wilson nose
Someone add the “it’s over” text to the top I’m too lazy
Wow the lost wilson brother.
Good looking dude.
I have been sheltered/neeted all my life. I have never ever shown a picture to the barber nor do i have the confidence to even do so and still wear nothing but slight variations of the same haircut i had all my life.
I just grew my haor and have it half tied up and half tied down like this
A/S/L?
LMAO homosexual
Rude.
Whenever I go for a haircut the barber cuts it too short, and then I have to wait months until it gets into a comfortable length.
The only time this hasn't happened was when I described what I wanted to a woman barber and she pointed me to a picture of Robert Pattinson for affirmation. Best haircut I've had.
Also, I realise that North Americans can't cut hair for shit in general.
I'm going to start with zinc in hopes of slowing down the reaper.
>medium long hair
>been trying new shampoos and conditioners the last few weeks
>suddenly notice my hair is super fricking thin
>looks fine if it's freshly combed but once it separates into strands it looks pathetic and ratty as frick
>comb glides through it with 0 resistance
>feels gross as frick to touch, hairs have no weight and feel feathery
Shit's getting cut down asap. Should've stuck with the store brand 6in1 for men shit.
I'm early 30s. I-it's gonna grow back, right? I didn't frick myself out of a full head of hair over midlife crisis shampoo?
you're balding bro, unless you're using fricking Nair for shampoo it ain't gonna be that
Literally me but early 20s. Consider yourself lucky it started for you in your 30s
I guess you conditioned it too much or something. My hair looks and feels like ASS when I use conditioner too. Just stop doing it and see if it helps. No way it's gonna be permanent.
Maybe we're just using it wrong or something
Conditioners tend to strip hair of the oils and that makes the hair feel super flat and soft. Given that youre 30 it may be that youre going bald however.
Only condition the tips/lengths and never near the roots
When the time comes, I'll be ready.
>he never had a girl play with his hair
it's so good, they ruffle and scratch so good too...
You have to return the favor, tho. Run your fingers through their hair when they blow you. Providing itch relief to a scalp is sublime. Side note, you can also hold their hair firmly in your grasp. And guide them down your wiener length. Gently, but tease them into deepthroat
>Shitty "wojak" spam thread
Yeah into the trash it goes.
Wojak and frogthreads/posts should be a bannable offense with high priority amongst mods/janitors
honestly, yes
good post
people like OP are cancer and probably jerk off to kids
you're not wrong, it would improve the board a lot
Gankers problem has literally NEVER been too much moderation, rather the opposite
DEATH TO WOJAKBlack folk!
I feel like my hairline is creeping up but I've never paid attention to it now so I'm not sure if I'm actually being reaped or if I'm just paranoid.
>every time I shower, hair strands all over my hand when I touch my hair
>stray hair everywhere in my house
Am I balding or this natural
natural if long hair
get better shampoo
It's as natural as watching your hairline fade as you diffuse thin and thinking "how did I not notice sooner?"
Its over
It's natural. Hairs are supposed to fall out.
When you notice short hair, new growth that falls out, that's when it's over.
I spent years doing RDR1 Johns walk cycle
based and same, but I did it with MGS3 snakes sneaking walk
I'm bald 🙁
Pretend you play basketball
Frick it, I'm getting some minoxidil and finasteride
enjoy the initial shedding and then having to stay on it for life with no improvement because if you stop then the rest will fall out rapidly
How the frick are we capable of creating shit like nuclear bombs but there's yet to be an effective cure for baldness?
Why sell a cure when you can just sell desperate men bullshit
There are cures. People just have really hard time accepting the fact that male pattern baldness is a normal male trait.
It's actually an interesting rather specific genetic trait that can be selected for or against
There is no cure that doesn't involve sticking your ass hair to your head or fricks up your dick and makes you gain weight - the fact is MPB plagues half of men - if there was a legitimate cure that actually worked (IE; no side effects and people can't actually tell instantly you're had work done) then whoever found it would be the richest person ever
Compare us to Apes, we are losing more and more hair as we evolve - it is the genetic destiny for human to be hairless
>it is the genetic destiny for human to be hairless
If that's the case then hair wouldn't be a desirable trait for finding a mate, which definitely isn't true. Bald people have more chances of not being able to compete and continue their lineage.
Nukes cause hair-loss.
This thread isn’t vidya
I haven’t cut my hair in a year because I every time I do I feel really awkward and nervous
Correct, therefore it should be reported
>tfw fine hair
>tfw always look like I’m balding when I’m not
>especially under harsh light
Not vidya but damn I wish I had hair like Griffith from Berserk.
But I'd have to deal with people thinking I'm a troon probably.
>Need a haircut because I haven't got one in years
>Don't know what would look good on me, or what to get other than "I don't want it too short"
It feels bad being moronic and completely insecure of my look
Worst case scenario you can go to a salon and ask for whatever they think looks god. Cointoss of getting something that looks good or at least women like or something that's so bad it loops back to outright comical.
Im 26 and my Hair is super thic. Two months ago i got myself a Steve Harrington Haircut. But people said it didn't suit me.
So for years now i have a gigachad haircut. But one day i'll loose my hair i guess. Every man im related to got almost completely bald.
i cut my own hair
Do you use friction against the padded walls to melt your hair?
no, but I didn't think of that. thakns.
I never go outside, why should I care about anything itt?
"u-uh, just shorter, it's been a couple months since my last haircut."
This always works for me.
How the frick did the barbers in GTA work?
I'm sorry I didn't mean to quote but I think it will just make things more confusing if I'm gonna start trying to delete.
Pissluffare mentioned
>Implying I have hairs
I'm high test
You're all replying to an anon that has attempted suicide.
good, maybe his next one will be successful
ULTRAKILL
I gave myself the Jay haircut after he cleaned himself up years ago, now I'm balding and looking like shit while he looks great
i havent cut my hair in 5 years
looks like this guy pretty much
Based. Make the hairlets like me absolutely seethe.
I carry several photos of myself with a fresh haircut from various angles and the dumbfrick barbers/hairdressers still can't get it right.
I pull a Lynch (left)
I've heard people show pictures and I never really got it. I just tell them to take an inch or so off and I've never hated the way my hair looked
I prefer the way long hair looks but I'm just too lazy to want to put in the effort maintaining it so I just go for a basic b***h crew cut instead.
>basedjak party is dead
Made my morning
They already raided this board couple of hours ago and they will continue doing so because their moronic site is dead. Use your brain sometimes Black person.
Is there some glossary of haircut styles or for all the years we've had haircutting as a profession nobody has ever come together to name the basic styles