The question is, who are "we". Because only humankind as a whole could stop it. Too many people, including whole countries, like to pick the truth that is most convenient to them. I'm afraid we're only gonna be able to REALLY get things going when shit has already started hitting the fan.
3 months ago
Anonymous
You're right about what the question i9s but went down the wrong track to find the answer.
The important point is that humans ARE natural. To claim otherwise is to put us on a religious pedestal. Can we change it? Probably. Have we? Maybe. Is it special? No.
At the end of the day we may be at risk as a species, but the planet and likely life in general will continue on without us just as it did prior. But even if it couldn't, you know what's not going to change it? Throwing more money at rich people and scammers on the cliff overlooking the tidal wave coming for you on the beach.
If you want humans specifically to continue existing then you need to prepare for whatever you think is necessary for human life in whatever conditions you think is coming. Grab a surf board and start paddling. The people on the cliff do not care or are not capable of doing whatever it is they say they're planning to scam you while you drown.
>1974 Ozone depletion
We solved that by banning CFCs and the recovery has been measured. >1980 Acid rain kills life in lakes
That happened and continues to happen. You're just too stupid to understand what acid rain actually is.
>We solved that by banning CFCs
Now we didn't china and india still use cfc
China also deals with acid rain due to all their pollution there people are doing fine
>aztec alliance in any way relevant to world history
He was desperately looking for an event involving brown people that wasn’t some sort of genocide or disaster. That was all he could find.
>hmm what about zulu-
come to think of it, you're right. There are no world events involving brown people that doesn't also involve genocide or disaster.
>It'll be the end of the world by 2012! >I mean 2014! The world will be over by 2014! >Life on earth will be extinct by 2016! >2018! It was a typo! The end is coming by 2018! >The end is near! It's for 2020! >Actually by 2022 we'll be all dead! >2030 is when the world is truly gonna end! I swear!
People with no science education (Americans and third worlders) underestimate how fragile our atmosphere is.
We are dumping greenhouse gases into it. The planet is getting hotter because there's no natural way to quickly get rid of it all. There will come a point where it's too hot for us to live here.
I'm sorry you went down on some filthy b***h that doesn't wash but not every pussy smells/tastes the same
3 months ago
Anonymous
I'm sorry that you have never had sex, anon, but no, pussy never smells good. I am sure you will frick, one day.
3 months ago
Anonymous
A good pussy should taste and smell neutral with a slight hint of whatever the girl used to clean it with.
3 months ago
Anonymous
veganas are acidic.
It should be sour unless she has some kind of problem.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Not if she's a basic b***h!
HEYYYYYOOOOOO
3 months ago
Anonymous
Pussy tastes like skin.
3 months ago
Anonymous
All my friends that had actual sex told me pussy tastes like fish and they were with clean looking girls. It's definitely a genetics thing if soap doesn't do anything most of the time.
men who crow about how progressive and egalitarian they are for eating pussy get absolutely no pussy, not even from their fat wives. amazing that people could make something as enjoyable as eating pussy come across so fricking gay
It does, and I didn't even start actually drinking until I was nearing my mid 20's. I had the occasional one when I randomly felt like one, but it was always something different. Not like a PBR or something, if I saw "Mango peach IPA", I'd be like "oh, that sounds interesting" and I'd try it out, but I didn't drink a lot. But fell off HARD a couple years later.
There is some legitimately tasty beer out there imo, but most of what you can find at the gas station or grocery store does admittedly tend to taste like sour, watery bread. I actually like buying Elysian's beer for both the taste and the effects, for example
Why can't people accept that different tastes exist?
I like beer, but I don't understand people's taste for wine at all. I also don't like whiskey.
But there are those who only drink whiskey and think beer is gross.
Two things can be true at the same time.
Yeah but the part about beer being shit is real tho
The only real argument anyone's ever told me either IRL or online is "You get used to the taste", which only applies when you keep getting peer pressured/ influenced by the media to keep drinking something you dont like because it is a social norm and you end tolerating and craving it as some sort of bizarre Stockholm syndrome
>You get used to the taste", which only applies when you keep getting peer pressured/ influenced by the media to keep drinking something you dont like because it is a social norm and you end tolerating and craving it as some sort of bizarre Stockholm syndrome
And that's 100% correct, I used to hate beer.
>Yeah but the part about beer being shit is real tho >The only real argument anyone's ever told me either IRL or online is "You get used to the taste"
1. It is possible for other people to like things you don't, it's not a gigantic practical joke everyone is pulling at your expense, you mentally stunted toddler. 2. There are a ton of foods/drinks that are acquired tastes, mostly because your palate keeps evolving as you grow up. People start liking things they didn't like before and again, they're not just pretending to do so to fool you. You are not the center of the universe and your experiences are not universal, you absolute fricking kumquat.
>acquired tastes
No such thing. You are either like something or you do not, if you need to try something repeatedly to like then you didn't like it, you just trained yourself into accepting it.
No, but sometimes I wish I had because my friends would always get pissy with me when I'd voice my differing opinions on things. That's why I no longer bother trying to have or make friends.
I lost a friend because I was adamant in my opinion that Life is Strange is a game for women and the plot follows a typical teenie girl drama format.
He really loved the game and got all pissy due to this and basically stopped talking to me entirely.
Some people are just fricked. Other people tell me about a game I dislike, I tell them it's shit for <reason> and they just stop talking about this particular type of game. And that's it.
i almost lost a friend because i told him i thought xenoblade was generic garbage. some people can be whiny b***hes about things. im not insulting you brother, i just dont care about your rpg homosexual
Lol, you're definitely better off without someone who has so much of their self-worth tangled up in Life is Strange. That game was very mediocre and definitely aimed at women
I've had to cut somebody off for the opposite reason: the guy just wouldn't stop harping about how bad shit that I liked was, calling me gay and moronic all the time over it. There's bants and then there's just constant, insufferable cynicism which is pretty much all that guy had to offer to me
I only had to drop one friend and it was because he kept sperging out over people calling things "gay". As soon as he was gone he went mtf so we dodged a bullet tbh
This dude thinks he's some kind of renaissance super genius on every subject but is too dumb to realize more beers exist than the craft IPAs at his local hipster bar?
You beer is piss water, always loled at people buying "premium beer"
But its social drink for many reason so people pretend it tasted good.
wienertails are kings of drinks.
Then stop whining about how you're masculinity is going to take a dent over a fricking drink. I'd get blueberry pineapple slushie LGBT edition and not care..Why? It tastes good.
>jagerbomb (without all the gay "noo you have to drop the glass in redbull" shit) >absinthe and freshly squeezed lemon/grapefruit 1:1 >tatratea with whatever carbonated soft drinks you have in the fridge, the more "chemical" their taste the better the result >minttu with nothing I love that sugared shit so much >hot buttered rum >hot eggnog/kogel mogel with cognac/rum
I love good beer as well. But unless it's hot summer beer is the worst drink you could have imo.
>image
white people beer tastes fricking awful
much worse than bland white people food
i guess they drink it purely for the effect
but here's a beer that actually tastes decent
I dont know what shit hole area you live in but american craft beers have come a long way and thats what people drink who arent poor/care about what they drink
Yeah, and most companies that were actually indie are owned by chinese companies now. Happened to Devil's Backbone and it still breaks my heart. Amazing beer from the VA heartland, and I'll never have a sixer of their Cattywompus IPA ever again.
No bullshit, I actually got somewhat emotional when I heard they got bought out. Their beer never tasted the same again and cancelled some of their greatest beers and made them into a generic "micro-brew company", even the labels with the awesome artwork was replaced with bland, safe, boring labels. It sucked seeing a company you liked completely go to shit like that. When I heard they stopped making CattyWompus, I just wanted to just lay down in the aisle for a while and mourn.
They did re-release the Cattywompus and some others I liked in a "throwback" 12 pack, none of it tasted the same, at all.
They had a bitter Brown Ale that was named "Azreal", after the angel of death. You popped that cap and were met with this pretty, dank, smell of wood,smoke, and hops. Damn fine beer, damn fine.
3 months ago
Anonymous
holy shit dude you must have metal lips and throat not getting hurt with all that edge
3 months ago
Anonymous
Yes, I do like stuff like that, that's why I like a lot of Androits beer and their artwork.
There is no such thing as a beer that does not taste like shit. It's all dirty water, making it even dirtier does not make it better.
Beer has and always will be a >Are you a mature adult?
test. You swill it, say you prefer it and keep drinking, you now look and sound like a perfect mature adult to all the other guys who are equally faking bullshit too
It's also a money burner and fricks up your health. Drinking should at least be for the weekends in a social setting or maybe a couple after a hard days work. Anything else is borderline alcoholism.
You're a fricking idiot, you're the one that brought coffee into a discussion that wasn't about it. Coffee isn't in comparison to beer at all, you're just buttblasted you tried to come off like an intellectual and got burned for it. Talk about beer or shut the frick up.
3 months ago
Anonymous
>Coffee isn't in comparison to beer at all
Yes it is gay. Take your meds and get someone to read the thread for you.
3 months ago
Anonymous
No its not, shut the frick up.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Yes it is. It's an acquired taste, same as beer. As was stated here.
>beer is le bad
meanwhile same could be said for coffee, but no one has a problem then.
Learn to follow a simple reply-chain or frick off.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Let me help you since you've been smoking tardfumes for far too long
Original post is >beer is le bad? but coffee is also le bad but sheeple say is le good
>beer is le bad
meanwhile same could be said for coffee, but no one has a problem then.
And then you reply with
It's also a money burner and fricks up your health. Drinking should at least be for the weekends in a social setting or maybe a couple after a hard days work. Anything else is borderline alcoholism.
saying beer is le bad if done in excess (borderline alcoholism)
Then I go "yes but coffee can give you a heart attack while beer just makes you fat and ugly in excess", which in MY OPINION is worse
So yes, while you weren't talking about coffee, the post you replied to did and I inserted that in. Also this
Yes it is. It's an acquired taste, same as beer. As was stated here. [...]
Learn to follow a simple reply-chain or frick off.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Don't care, you're legitimately moronic. Get well soon.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Go back to the zoo, you actual chimpanzee
3 months ago
Anonymous
Literal moron. Don't drool all over the keyboard, you'll cause a short.
>coffee
I like coffee though. I even drink decaf sometimes because I just like it that much. I don’t put sugar in it either.
I think the issue here is that some people like bitter flavours, and others don’t but they can’t imagine otherwise.
Well the elephant in the room is that both of those contain substances that help people keep on going on
Most people who work an office job need a cup of coffee or two because they'd sleep out of boredom, many people need to drink their sorrows away or else they'd probably kill themselves
There's things that can be added to drinks like sours and the like. Usually in little drop bottles, but cream and sugar? Probably not unless they're getting something with coffee in it.
homie they're called shanties, stouts, and sours. You don't have to put it in cuz it comes pre-mixed. You'll understand when you're old enough to go to a bar
>same could be said for coffee
coffee doesn't turn you into a pot-bellied hippo
Well the elephant in the room is that both of those contain substances that help people keep on going on
Most people who work an office job need a cup of coffee or two because they'd sleep out of boredom, many people need to drink their sorrows away or else they'd probably kill themselves
the only use for alcohol is to make you a tad tipsy so you don't feel so stiff and nervous. other than that it's a money sink.
I like coffee, but caffeine is objectively bad for you, and coffee drinkers are no better than alcoholics or people addicted to cigarettes or other substances.
>caffeine is objectively bad for you
in moderation its actually good for you. as in 1 cup of coffee a day. it actually helps prevent alzheimers and parkinsons.
No, in moderation it's not good for you, it increases cortisol and poisons you. It doesn't prevent shit, those asinine studies are about as reliable as saying farting into a cup every day helps prevent diabetes.
Yup, I remember when red wine was called "Healthy" until the number of people ending up with liver damage and even failure was rocketing. "They" back peddled hard on that one.
>you have to be drunk to enjoy parties
People like you are what ruin parties btw
Not always, but people who are soberish tend to be easier to be around.
>i like coffee but frick all these studies that say small amounts of caffeine are beneficial.
whats it like being terminally contrarian? sounds exhausting.
Yes, I can admit to some things I enjoy not necessarily being good for me. How does it feel living in a chronic state of cognitive dissonance?
3 months ago
Anonymous
>cognitive dissonance
ironic coming from a guy that chooses to ignore reality. feel free to post a single reliable source saying caffeine has zero benefits.
>tfw I really like the taste of (black) coffee and would even be willing to spend the extra money on it, but I dont want to turn into one of those "people" who insist they cant operate without caffeine so I never drink it
imagine being such a weak pathetic woman you stop doing something you like just because someone else might think something of you.
Newsflash. Every second person passing you on the street thinks you're an unwashed troglodyte while they hold themselves in god-like esteem.
>I dont want to turn into one of those "people" who insist they cant operate without caffeine
somehow == >I dont want to become an addict
learn to read moron, he's a pussy worrying what other "people" will think of him.
3 months ago
Anonymous
t. fruitcake
3 months ago
Anonymous
yum!
3 months ago
Anonymous
I meant exactly what
He's saying he doesn't want to become an addict you colossal fruitcake
I don't drink beer or coffee.
This is not because I consider myself better than anyone for it, but because my grandpa was a raging alcoholic that burned ties with a lot of his family because of it (they say it skips a generation), and because even a moderate amount of caffeine makes me go off the wall nuts like a gopher on cocaine.
I'm a bad person and drinking either of these would make me even worse. I'm good at pretending I'm drunk though.
NTA but one time people seriously tried to take my keys away even thought I didn't drank anything, honestly just being around drunk people really makes you drop a lot of inhibitions without needing to be drunk yourself
Well obviously, I don't smell of alcohol.
But to the drunk people, it's good enough.
Anyway, I don't drink, but I don't put down friends who do. My friend drank a great deal of straight absinthe which apparently tastes like literal poison so idk. He seemed fine, not even drunk.
No.
Most of the time I enjoy the games my friends enjoy too. One time a bunch of them were really into HotS and they roped me into it. I didn't like it and said so. I wasn't a dick about it and since it was with my friends, I had a good time despite the game.
Also I was getting annoyed at some of the bants I was getting due to being the bad new player when I have the most experience in the genre, so I put some time into the game to become good and then I actually did learn to enjoy it a lot.
>someone doesn't like a food that everyone else likes >"i guess i just have different tastes" >someone doesn't like beer >"EVERYONE IS JUST PRETENDING TO LIKE THIS"
why are non drinkers so defensive about not liking beer? the only people worse are anti sports guys
>why are non drinkers so defensive about not liking beer
I am drinker and i tell ya beer is piss water. Beer drinking is together time passing activity. People also smoke together like that (when smoking was accpatable).
Back when I was in highschool some football gay came in and gave a speech to the entire school about how underaged drinking was bad. The "speech" was just him openly seething about how all his highschool friends stopped hanging out with him and the coping by saying it was okay because alcohol made them all losers that he didn't need anymore.
That's anti-beer people
>That's anti-beer people
Yeah alcohol drinking is important part of socializing. Beer is piss though. Can drink it for the company but ain't gonna drink t for fun.
You don't even need alcohol to socialize, you just need to not be a gay. The fact he'd been going around the country to multiple highschools just to seethe about the friends who cut him out tells me they cut him out for way more than just "not drinking"
It's called a "social lubricant" for a reason dickface. When people are buzzed, they tend to be more social, because standing around a bit drunk is fricking boring.
How autistic are you that you NEED alcohol to be social?
3 months ago
Anonymous
Homework time little buddy: first define "need" then next define "want" and lastly compare the differences between the two
You can do it pal I have faith
Can someone explain this shit to me?
I've always been told to drink in order to "get out of my shell". But every time I drink and get drunk, I don't get more sociable. I just get tired, don't want to talk to people and just start thinking about random shit.
I don't fricking get it. Is this entire socializing thing gaslighting? Or am I built different?
>anti sports guys
Yeah it depends. If you are watching a sport you've never practiced on TV or on streams you are unironically no different than zoomers watching streamers play games they have never played.
Why do addicts spiral down when we tell them their piss water tastes like shit? In fact why do you gays announce to the world when playing games about "ddduuuudddeeee I'm so drunk" yeah buddy no one cares or thinks your cool, it's the first sign to spot some underage gay
>Why do addicts spiral down when we tell them their piss water tastes like shit? In fact why do you gays announce to the world when playing games about "ddduuuudddeeee I'm so drunk" yeah buddy no one cares or thinks your cool, it's the first sign to spot some underage gay
>"ddduuuudddeeee I'm so drunk"
It's beer, not weed. Most drinkers don't care if you know.
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You will never know how good this site was before mods stopped banning you tourists.
What I really love is when you gays make those "what are ya drinking" threads with some image of hard liquor. It's like lmao my guy your looking for street cred on Ganker my guy, no one cares what you drink or that you're so le sad and le depresserino and gotta have that le drink to enjoy games
I shoot on the morons who keep making tired gamer threads and have for the last decade and a half. So just do something else moron???? What the frick is their problem
>don't like raw onions >nobody is trying to shove an onion down my mouth >don't like beer >WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU!!!!
I don't even like beer battered or beer cooked things since it's not the alcohol portion I dislike, just the actual beer flavor. My brother some some beer flavored hot sauces recently and I tried one. Gross as hell to me.
I haven't tried European or Asian beers yet, maybe one day.
I cook with wines and stuff no problem
>>don't like raw onions
is trying to shove an onion down my mouth
Ah. I do like raw onions, and I dislike all forms of cooked onions. Tried telling people that IRL once and they lost their minds, turned into them actually trying to force them on me...
Never let people know what foods you dislike. Same thing as beer, just smile and nod if someone brings it up, and if they feel like actually offering anything just politely decline
Samething with me and seafood, I've had it pushed on me even when I've said I have an allergy. I don't like seafood, it always has a fishy smell and taste and it's fricking gross and makes me sick. I don't want to try your fricking crab balls or anything, leave me alone.
Weird. I don't really like cooked onions either but I can deal with them, and I use them in recipes of course. After cooking down into a stew or or something and losing the texture they had raw I can't really notice them unless it was a big chunk.
Raw though it's the taste and the texture, and for just sauted the texture's still a problem even if the taste is masked. Maybe you just don't like them mushy too. Like when people don't like soggy cereal enough that they stop eating it.
>the only people worse are anti sports guys
The actual worse people are vapid sportsgays who make football their entire personality and are completely incapable of carrying a conversation if it isn't about sports
It's literally any bar moron, not just sports bars. There's always at least one neckless lardass in a jersey who tries to talk to you unprompted about who's starting for what team and did you catch the game and what do you think of Ledarius Sneed this season
3 months ago
Anonymous
then just tell him you don't follow sports you fricking mongoloid, why the frick do you even go to bars if you have an autistic fit when someone tries to socialize with you
3 months ago
Anonymous
I do tell them I don't follow sports and they always get awkward and quiet. Since you missed the point I'm not whining about having to interact with them, I'm calling them manchildren who don't have a personality outside of football
A lot of American beer does taste like shit, I went out to a German bar near my work and the beer my German coworker ordered for us was genuinely very delicious.
A lot of white people make great beers though. It's more like American beer is the lowest of the low.
>DUR AMERICAN BEER BAD EUROPEAN OLD WAY THE BEST
you moronic frickers never stop do you.
light beer is objectively the best tasting drink. I don't give a frick about hops or any of that gay shit. it just needs to be ice cold and paired with a salty snack and some meat and that's all you need
> AMERICAN BEER BAD EUROPEAN OLD WAY THE BEST
Yes
And the reason for that literally involves older european companies having older wooden barrels for aging beer
Which makes it taste better.
Meanwhile americans use fricking steel and you can taste that or do some other weird shit that should get you shot
Like sriracha beer
Don't care, I've tried it all, I'm a michelob ULTRA man. And you can shove your wood barrel age shit up your ass and cry like a school girl if you don't like it.
I used to be terrified of acid rain as a kid. I'd ask my parents every time it rained if it was acid rain.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Yeah because they never explained what acid rain was or how it actually affects things. Dropping the pH of a lake from 7.0 to 6.5 will kill nearly everything in it, but you as a human wouldn't even notice if you drank from it. Acid rain can have a pH as low as 4, which puts it around the same acidity as a tomato, which you also would not notice.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Even more relevant though, a lot of atmospheric CO2 gets absorbed by the ocean. So we can't even detect it. Water + CO2 = carbolic acid. This acid reacts with natural calcium sources such as the shells of shellfish or coral reefs to return the water to near 7.0, but makes it more difficult for those species to survive because their shells are thinner and the reefs that many of our food sources use as spawning grounds die. The ocean also absorbs most of the excess heat in the atmosphere, which can alter undersea currents and is the suspected to be the main reason why Alaskan crab season had to be cancelled two years in a row.
At this rate, nuclear war won't be the end of the world, it may in fact be the only way to save it.
>barrel
lol
most beer isn't even barrel aged, it's the ingredients, yeast, water and fermenting conditions (e.g. time and temperature) which dictate flavour
you can reproduce the flavours of British bitters, Belgian ales or German weissbier pretty well with a bit of practice and only plastic or glass equipment
You sound like an utter homosexual. So you like hard beer, big fricking deal, it just means you're an insecure little b***h trying to impress eurogays and hipsters. Light beer is better for every scenario, nobody is impressed that you can appreciate "hops"
Why don't you hop back on your boyfriends dick you obsessed weirdo lmao
>Friend wants me to get World of Warcraft so we can play together >He has played quite some time already >Buy the game >He shows up in my starter zone, talks shit and leaves >Never plays with me, just went to play with himself
That's how i found out we weren't really friends
Alcohol is one of those things that tastes better the more you drink it. I know it sounds stupid to people who haven't ever had a drinking phase in their life, but it's absolutely true. It hits a point where it actually tastes rich and sweet to you rather than bitter and offputting. I drank during most of my college years and high school and straight rum tasted like sweet candy to me. I stopped needing chasers very quickly.
So I can understand the opinion of a casual drinker if they only do it a few times a month or something, it is always basically going to taste like shit.
people dont drink beer for the taste (unless they are very accustomed to it) they do so to get drunk
whoever made that comic is basicly admiting they are a virgin and never leave their home
Theres this guy on YouTube who used to make long-winded videos on why every Bioware game was garbage. He would go so far as to make videos refuting specific commenters by providing detailed facts and evidence. For the longest time I had a complex because I loved Mass Effect 2 but couldn't refute any of his points. I actually pretended not to love Mass Effect 2 because I thought it was wrong to like something that you couldn't defend intellectually as being a work of quality.
Being a joyless c**t that picks everything apart until there is nothing left isn't really a good characteristic or way to live.
That he feels like he needed to make a youtube series about it means that he also really enjoys taking joy away from others.
that makes no sense because literally no one like that has ever existed
I guess next you'll tell me there's film directors who don't enjoy watching movies
gay image tbh
This, what the hell happened to Ganker users? We used to be a cool hacker website, but nowadays we are just a bunch of lame religious, conservative, racist uncles who have never had sex and don't even believe in cumming. Bunch of slack jawed homosexuals around here is all i am saying.
Larping as a normalhomosexual is the first step on the path to pussy. Alcohol does make socializing easier and if the normies are drunk they will be less perceptive of minor things that normally would irritate them. Also drunk women are objectively easier to bed. Reminder that sportsball has no more objective value than video games, there is no moral or personal superiority to be found in playing / liking sportsball, but dont bother trying to tell normies that, especially not women. Just smile and wave, go with the flow. Focus on the end goal.
I don't have to pretend to like a videogame, I'll say I haven't heard of/didn't like it and talk to them about it because I have basic fricking social skills.
The entire thread is off topic anyways, I think maybe two or three people have actually answered OP's question rather than sperging about whether they like beer or not.
They NEVER act like that, they always keep their opinions to themselves irl, because they know they will be laughed at otherwise.
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mad as frick
>if you reply to my moronic take, you are mad >meanwhile the person that says this typed the sheer projection about anons drinking stuff
Yeah ok, you are still a b***h however
I see this blue bear homosexual all of the time and I saw the Twitter back and forth where he made a comic about white knighting a woman who willingly let a guy take a pic of her cosplay.
Didn't kiwifarms lolcow him?
>Because it's unmanly to drink something that tastes good and beergays only drink to feel manly
Do Americans not have proper scrumpy, is it all just overly sweet stuff? Even a mass produced cider like Strongbow is not a normal woman's choice of drink in the UK
>The most sold beer in the US is Budweiser, and it's not sweet at all.
Talking about ciders specifically anon, and whether it's seen as a woman's drink in the US
Strongbow is my go to, but in the states its hit or miss whether the bar you are at will have it. Angry orchard is sugary as hell, but its the only cider thats widespread. >is it seen as womanly
Most americans dont know enough about drinking to know cider is a thing, but they would probably say its a girly drink since it doesnt taste awful.
Cans vs bottles, there will always be a difference in taste. Bottles usually will taste better.
3 months ago
Anonymous
I agree, but I've noticed it really strongly every time I've had a canned cider.
I remember drinking PBR for the first time out of a bottle and thinking it tasted weird, then realized part of that beer's identity is the aluminum leached from the can.
3 months ago
Anonymous
PBR was actually failing until Hipsters co-opted it, a change in marketing literally saved the brand.I used to drink SO MUCH pbr.
>like it leaches more metal from the can
From the plastic, not can. Thin assed cans can't handle the corrosive shit dumped in them. So an aluminum can will have a microscopic coat of plastic inside to protect the can
3 months ago
Anonymous
That makes sense I guess.
I really like ciders too, I grew up in apple country so every fall you went to the orchards to pick pumpkins and there was always giant wooden casks of unpasteruized hot cider for the kids, and sparkling and hard cider for the adults. It was incredible.
3 months ago
Anonymous
>apple country
VA, a bit more out towards the western side right? I remember doing that as a kid when we moved to Lynchburg.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Ohio. Have a lot of family in michigan so in the summers we were in northern michigan for cherry season where your fingers would get stained black from eating cherries by the bushel.
I lost a friend because I was adamant in my opinion that Life is Strange is a game for women and the plot follows a typical teenie girl drama format.
He really loved the game and got all pissy due to this and basically stopped talking to me entirely.
Some people are just fricked. Other people tell me about a game I dislike, I tell them it's shit for <reason> and they just stop talking about this particular type of game. And that's it.
t. Ross Scott
https://i.imgur.com/PsgbCla.png
Have you ever pretended to enjoy a video game just to fit in with your peers?
There is a gorillion varieties of beer, I hate some, but really like the others
That's why I used to like beer so much, you could find this off the wall shit that you'd never think of, but existed. I had a beer one time that I accidentally bought that tasted like fish, I'm dead serious, but I hate fish so that six pack went straight to the trash.
Alright, illiterate anons aside, is it common practice to split a whole bottle of cheap spirits to get drunk quick with friends? Beer is at best the french fries of alcohol for an extra pang
>you gotta aquire a taste for it my dude
Anything I have to "aquire" a taste for tastes objectively like shit and will never like it and I'll continue to laugh a gays that quite literally enjoy drinking and eating piss
There is culture, you just have to go the frick outside to find it. You're not getting culture on the internet, culture is something you have to experience first hand. A screen will not give you culture.
That should be excuse enough then. Anyone who tries to make you eat it after knowing you have an allergy to it is just a prick. Probably not worth being friends with tbh.
It was family and my parents too, they still can't accept I don't like seafood and think it's funny to frick with me over it, then when I get pissed about it I'm the butthole.
not liking beer might be the biggest sign of a 'oyteen ever. its literally just a comfy refreshing drink, but a zesty homosexual needs his wiener a cola or whine
No because that's moronic. If I don't like a game or don't care for it, I'll make it clear.
I do not care for Japanese games, mostly because they fit in either "soo weird and le wacky" which I don't mind, I love Katamari, but sometimes other games in that category try hard, or, "Explicit fanservice" treating me like a nerd baby that drools and claps excitedly when a panty shot happens, which I find insulting because they can DO great stuff ala Kingdom Hearts 1, older Final Fantasies, basically anything 90s/early 2000s.
It doesn't help that most weebs here love playing the "WESTERN CIVILIZATION IS DECEDANT AND EVIL, but JAPAN IS BASED IN IT'S DECEDANCE AND EVILS BECAUSE NO Black folk OR TRANNIES" card; They don't care about the culture, the art, the enjoyment of a game, just what it gives to them selfishly.
I can enjoy games FROM Japan, but not the bread and butter slop Weebs consume. Also frick the "uoooaaah" crowd, Your all lucky that it's a legally gray area in America for now, but someone will eventually push for it becoming illegal and then that's that.
Beer and sportsball obsession are key signs of caveman IQ. It's no coincidence that there are ALWAYS fights and braying at sports events. It's peak faux masculinity. Defense of beer is just alcoholics projecting their insecurity.
i genuinely like the taste of beer. all beers. from double ipa to ginger beer to chocolate stouts to orangy european stuff its all good. i quit soda outright when i started drinking and never looked back. tea is ok every now and then, coffee is only good black, i have never had a beer i dont like. xkcd is based despite my disagreeing with him in this one panel. he is one of the og big webcomics and i and my friends grew up reading him. it would be like if i suddenly grew a hate boner for dinosaur comics or gunshow. insecure snowflakes are mad because he has a few comics about the fact that climate change is real or that the vax isnt some moronic conspiracy or some other shit. you zoomers will one day realize that people can have different opinions from yours and you dont need to force everyone to believe your weird worldview. oh well, i dont hate you for it or anything but you got a lot of growing up to do anons. you are all already adults, you will miss out on so much in life if you cant learn to stop obsessing over the meaningless politics that the elite on both sides want you to never stop thinking of so that they can continue to control you. you ought to focus on your place in the world and what you can do, if anything, to improve your station. font fall into the the trap of becoming another old worthless racist "conservative" who beats his family and grooms his kids to fall into the same worthless fricking mindset he did. instead of always keeping hateful grudges, foster love and genuine care in your relationships and i promise you'll only be happier.
i like sports but to me the game just isn't fun is what i mean. like if i were actually driving the car. or maybe using RC cars i dunno. but i just dont have an ounce of fun while playing it.
If I was good at it, I'd love it. I know that much. But I'm not, and I can't be bothered to master aerial maneuvers. I have too many other games I'd like to play and this backlog doesn't clear itself.
If you actually think this, you need to learn to hang out with more people.
You don't have to like something to fit in, you can just listen to what they say and inject a bit of your opinion.
Ultimately people just want to talk with each other about things and you can do that like normal people and not pretending or feeling like you need to publicly shitpost. It's called joking
projecting is not healthy. you would know this if you weren't autistic.
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Anonymous
>If I keep saying "no u" I will win
Not the one that has a melty when people don't share his own opinions, you are literally what the image describes. Not only could you not cope with people being disagreed to, you are going "no u" because your primitive brain can't handle it, so you have to attack.
And all this because you can't handle a beer.
I guess I pretended to like it when I played slop such as Farcry, World of Warcraft, and Fortnite with my normie friends. What you gonna do about it, sue me?
Bluepill: drugs are le bad/le good. I like X drug because of the taste. I like drugs to replicate what friends do like a baboon and be perceived as "cool"/FOMO/no be left out.
Clearpilled: I don't give a shit about the taste, the users, the culture. I know it's bad for your health. I just use it to function and get high/lows in specific circumstances (work, parties) otherwise I would kill myself.
I had a guy who used to come into work drunk, everyone thought he was a complete moron for it. No one was impressed, and I'm surprised he ended up having his job for longer than I did, it was a miracle he wasn't fired. But it was night shift, and night will let you get away with almost anything at least the work is getting done.
Getting someone fired for being drunk is a pain in the ass. Or at least it's like that in my country. It counts as an illness, you have to give them 5 separate warnings due to his alcohol related frickups and give him the opportunity to get sent to rehab to fix his addiction. It's fricking moronic. I only know this because of some Albanian Black person at my last job. Getting rid of him was basically impossible. Fortunately, he was eventually jailed for beating up his wife so we could get rid of him but holy frick.
drugs are good because chances are high you will die of cancer regardless if you take drugs or not and since religion is a meme and after death theres nothing you might aswell enjoy this shit show while you can
sobriety is for people in their 40s
Rocket League and Brawlhalla - I don't particularly enjoy either, but I have a couple of friends who love both and insist on playing them a few nights a week so I go along with it because I want us to spend time together.
I've been trying to get them both into strategy games, but it's a bit like asking a couple of footballers to switch gears into chess.
We tried Civ 6 and it went really poorly. I think I might have better luck with Total War (I think doing at least skirmishes would be a good intro to more tactical games).
age of empires 2 is good because everything makes sense to a person who has no idea what's going on, i tried playing total war with a some people who had played a few rts games and it confused them
there is no such thing as "good" tasting beer, just beer that tastes "less bad". you've never LIKED beer, you drank beer because your friends made you drink it at parties. Then you got so used to drinking it just to get drunk, that afterwards, later, you became able to enjoy it because you got so used to its awful taste. Basically, if you enjoy the taste of alcohol, it's because you are a pathetic weak-brained loser who got peer pressured as a kid (and folded, equally pathetically) and drank beer because your friends made you, despite not even liking it, and just wanting to fit in.
There is no argument to this, nobody naturally enjoys the taste of beer, so you are
A: only drinking to get drunk, because you feel like you have to to either be likable or you are immature
or
B: your friends made you drink it and you wanted to feel cool and like an adult, so you drank it until the taste tasted less shit
either way, you're a b***h, and if you enjoy alcohol it's the easiest way to tell you're weakwilled and crumble to society's expectations of you.
>either way, you're a b***h, and if you enjoy alcohol it's the easiest way to tell you're weakwilled and crumble to society's expectations of you. >I DON'T DO THIS THING SO I'M BETTER
Yeah, and people think you're annoying for it. It's cool if you don't drink, but you need to get kicked off your pedestal for it.
Yes, back when Halo 3 came out I got on the hype train despite hating Halo because it was a casual arena shooter and I would rather play unreal tournament.
Oh and check this shit out, Red Stripe is basically Budweiser in a different bottle and name. I didn't know that, and worked at a grocery store where I was told by a distributer that "New Belgium" was nothing but a fake "indie" beer company.
Literally not a single soul in the history of mankind liked beer the first time they tried it. Absolutely nobody thought "wow this is delicious" the first time. People are forcing themselves to drink it and then after they conditioned their brain to like it they call it an acquired taste or something equally moronic as that. So yeah that pic is 100% right
That counts for like half the foods you try as a child.
I currently like everything that i found disgusting as a child.
Now i can taste the plethora of underlying flavors in bitter.
I didn't like a lot of vegetables as a kid either and shit like tomatoes basically made me vomit but now I fricking love them. Not liking something at first does not necessarily mean it's bad.
I never experienced this so I feel cheated. The things that were vile back then are still vile now, every one of them.
I didn't like a lot of vegetables as a kid either and shit like tomatoes basically made me vomit but now I fricking love them. Not liking something at first does not necessarily mean it's bad.
Just dont drink beer then? I have yet to meet anyone who actually gives a shit when I choose to not drink. Same thing with not liking certain games or not playing certain games with your friends, most people arent so autistic and unsocialised as to not understand different people have different tastes and preferences.
>I have yet to meet anyone who actually gives a shit when I choose to not drink
Whenever I turn down anyone's beer they all react like I've just stabbed them in the balls, in a sort of mix of "Wait no what the frick that's outside the conditioning" and "I cant believe you're turning down a BEER and making ME look bad" when you insist, it's got to the point that I just roll with "Sorry, I cant do alcohol, liver and all" since it just gets over the issue WAY faster than having someone demand an in depth explanation on why your tastes are not the same as theirs
>I MUST MAKE EVERY PREFERENCE I HAVE AN ASPECT OF MY PERSONALITY
why do people think anyone gives the slightest shit about what you like or dislike? that just reeks of insecurity
Well, there was two times in my life I fell off the wagon(Richmond, and when I got here), but I don't want to hear shit when I'd show up or be at someone's house and they had 215812058120 empty boxes of beer.
Well, there was two times in my life I fell off the wagon(Richmond, and when I got here), but I don't want to hear shit when I'd show up or be at someone's house and they had 215812058120 empty boxes of beer.
>"FRICK" >that is the only acceptable thing to say after drinking a steel reserve
Sometimes youtube comments can be on point, I actually laughed out loud.
That should be excuse enough then. Anyone who tries to make you eat it after knowing you have an allergy to it is just a prick. Probably not worth being friends with tbh.
>acquired taste >what do you mean I don't like it immediately? WHY ARE PEOPLE LYING?!?!?!
I used to think I hated people but if I'd only known how much worse it would get
>dude this tastes like shit >dont worry just drink more and you'll eventually start liking it >But why would I >dudetrustme down the hatch go go go dont question it
My main take on this is how you're daring to have your own opinion on it and standing for it, and it offends them because they did not have the balls to offend whoever forced it on them, or that it just sheds light on their own idiotic judgement on them getting into it on their own just for social acceptance, making them realize that it was a very stupid choice and making you indirectly hurt their pride
Reading comprehension, rarto, this is all about the opposite side "People who DONT like what I do are wrong, I know better than them and I have the social right to impose it on them as it was imposed on me", not mentioning at any point the people that liked the stuff from the get go
Every single game made after 2014 that my toaster cannot run or emulate Still gonna fap to quality porn of their female characters getting savagely raped by animlas though
why are normalgays so rape-y about disliking food items >oh, you don't like [food]? time to sneak it into every meal >everyone help me get anon to like [food]
People do that to vegans/vegetarians too and think it's hilarious to care that much about another persons diet which is extremely personal. Sometimes, even making them sick just for something stupid. It's strange how much people care for the personal choices and habits of others, especially when those choices aren't harming anyone.
Who the frick does that
What the frick, Black person
The worst thing that was even remotely similar to this was my mother lying to me about putting onions in things but she was just trying to get me to eat some vegetables
Honestly I don't get drinking for the taste, I do it regularly with friends, tried different kind of things, beer, wine, whiskey, even the weirder stuff, and to me it just taste really bitter and that's it.
But I get the point of hanging out with friends and having fun with them so why b***h about it?
>pic
all alcohol tastes like absolute garbage, it only tastes okay - ish if you mix it with soft drinks until you can't taste the alcohol anymore. it's also the lowest tier of drug imaginable, terrible hangovers, potentially lethal in smallish amounts, causes literal brain damage, addictive, tons of calories, expensive as frick if you drink in bars / restaurants and the 'high' is mid tier at BEST. alcoholics are also the grossest looking addicts out there - other junkies at least don't become fricking obese on top of being junkies
stop being plebs and do a real drug, like ketamin or high purity amphetamin. or literally anything that isn't alcohol.
I've never intentionally done anything to fit in with anyone.
In general I'm so against bandwagoning, I usually don't bother with things I hear about for months or years, if ever.
The only exceptions to this were Pokémon and YGO and it's because the collecting aspect plus designs were interesting enough to me to override my disdain for their popularity.
American cultural dualism stemming from their political dualism and, even farther back, from their puritan ancestors. You either do one thing or the absolute opposite thing, there is no middle ground. In both cases, you'll be called a nazi or communist by the people who do the thing opposite to yours, and you'll call them communists or nazis.
RTS is just proto-asshomosexuals but for nerdy yuropoors rather than nerdy brazilians and yte both cater to bugmen. WC3 is cool, Warhammer campaigns are cool, hotkey races are not.
beer tastes literally god-tier if you're really thirsty for one, though. if you've busted your ass extra hard that week and you come home that friday or saturday and you're just fricking beat and you're sweatyand aching, then a pn extra cold brewski is literally the best thing in the entire universe. makes me sleep like a baby afterwards.
xkcd is like a bad take machine
a bad take machine for (p)redditors
found the soulless zoomie
>oomer
You’re one of them
great, as if i didn't hate randall more than i already did
nah, the zoomies are the ones that keep posting this shit
He's just another tool of the system.
Ooof yikes ouchie he believes in climate change??? That's so cringe!
Just two more week and climate change will be so bad we'll be dead by 2012.
You will never know how good this site was before mods stopped banning you tourists.
you're the tourist, I've been here since 2008.
it is changing
whetheryou think it's due to mans involvement or not is another thing
if you don't think we have the capability to change it you're more deluded than trannies
The question is, who are "we". Because only humankind as a whole could stop it. Too many people, including whole countries, like to pick the truth that is most convenient to them. I'm afraid we're only gonna be able to REALLY get things going when shit has already started hitting the fan.
You're right about what the question i9s but went down the wrong track to find the answer.
The important point is that humans ARE natural. To claim otherwise is to put us on a religious pedestal. Can we change it? Probably. Have we? Maybe. Is it special? No.
At the end of the day we may be at risk as a species, but the planet and likely life in general will continue on without us just as it did prior. But even if it couldn't, you know what's not going to change it? Throwing more money at rich people and scammers on the cliff overlooking the tidal wave coming for you on the beach.
If you want humans specifically to continue existing then you need to prepare for whatever you think is necessary for human life in whatever conditions you think is coming. Grab a surf board and start paddling. The people on the cliff do not care or are not capable of doing whatever it is they say they're planning to scam you while you drown.
It's real because because climate has always changed in a very gradual manner. The cucked distinction is that we can do something about it.
we can nuke india and china into a glass desert????
No anon we need designated shitting streets and dangerous industrial machines to keep the balance.
I guess we just gotta get used to getting cooked alive at some point in the future then.
>captcha: S8G0Y
Perhaps, but he's not wrong in this case.
Two more weeks
Natural resources has gotta be all used up eventually though
Which ones? We certainly haven't dug up all the precious metals in the world, yet.
>1974 Ozone depletion
We solved that by banning CFCs and the recovery has been measured.
>1980 Acid rain kills life in lakes
That happened and continues to happen. You're just too stupid to understand what acid rain actually is.
>We solved that by banning CFCs
Now we didn't china and india still use cfc
China also deals with acid rain due to all their pollution there people are doing fine
Then go live there if they're doing so fine.
i don't know what it is, what is it?
>ghengis
>aztec alliance in any way relevant to world history
>shakespeare thrown in for no reason
>muh global warming
halfwit clockwork
>aztec alliance in any way relevant to world history
He was desperately looking for an event involving brown people that wasn’t some sort of genocide or disaster. That was all he could find.
>hmm what about zulu-
come to think of it, you're right. There are no world events involving brown people that doesn't also involve genocide or disaster.
Why isn't the x-axis labeled? Didn't he make a comic b***hing about that?
It da bad red doo doo
It is, that is a cap from like 1/5th of the timeline
it's over.
fake chart
post the real one
>It'll be the end of the world by 2012!
>I mean 2014! The world will be over by 2014!
>Life on earth will be extinct by 2016!
>2018! It was a typo! The end is coming by 2018!
>The end is near! It's for 2020!
>Actually by 2022 we'll be all dead!
>2030 is when the world is truly gonna end! I swear!
Forgotting y2k
People with no science education (Americans and third worlders) underestimate how fragile our atmosphere is.
We are dumping greenhouse gases into it. The planet is getting hotter because there's no natural way to quickly get rid of it all. There will come a point where it's too hot for us to live here.
some of them are fine
OP’s is god awful though
FIPPY BIPPY
I don't know about that. But he does make a complete fool of himself any time he makes a comic white knighting women.
He has some good ones for that, though.
He hates alcohol, but likes eating pussy.
Guess he likes the taste of raw fish more than the taste of liquid bread. Who'd have thunk
BUT I AM SO MATURE I EAT PUSSY
Pussies don't taste like fish.
Then you haven't tasted either pussy or fish.
I'm sorry you went down on some filthy b***h that doesn't wash but not every pussy smells/tastes the same
I'm sorry that you have never had sex, anon, but no, pussy never smells good. I am sure you will frick, one day.
A good pussy should taste and smell neutral with a slight hint of whatever the girl used to clean it with.
veganas are acidic.
It should be sour unless she has some kind of problem.
Not if she's a basic b***h!
HEYYYYYOOOOOO
Pussy tastes like skin.
All my friends that had actual sex told me pussy tastes like fish and they were with clean looking girls. It's definitely a genetics thing if soap doesn't do anything most of the time.
Simps don't actually get to taste pussy. It's the idea that they might that makes them do it.
He may grow out of it one day, you never know.
men who crow about how progressive and egalitarian they are for eating pussy get absolutely no pussy, not even from their fat wives. amazing that people could make something as enjoyable as eating pussy come across so fricking gay
Cunnilingus and psychiatry brought us to this!
he was crushed by the new reality.
would you guys believe me if I told you that my dad has watched every episode of The Sopranos except for the last one because he didn't want it to end
I have a friend who does this exact thing with all the series he likes a lot.
Kinda funny
Yes. sometimes I'm like that with media
had a co-worker who refused to watch end game (he was a big marvel gay) because iron man dies
he shit his pants at work once. unrelated but i cant really tell anyone
ive never read the silmarillion because i like being surprised by random lotr history facts
I read the last page of books I'm enjoying before I get to the end
Somtimes its interesting sometimes its shit I have zero context for
Fricking Internet.
>But he does make a complete fool of himself any time he makes a comic white knighting women.
holy loser knights drenched in cum batman
Okay, got it.
Concession accepted you flowering homosexual.
If someone acted like this much of a pretentious homosexual at a gathering of mine, I'd never invite them back.
He is right though.
All beer tastes awful.
It does, and I didn't even start actually drinking until I was nearing my mid 20's. I had the occasional one when I randomly felt like one, but it was always something different. Not like a PBR or something, if I saw "Mango peach IPA", I'd be like "oh, that sounds interesting" and I'd try it out, but I didn't drink a lot. But fell off HARD a couple years later.
There is some legitimately tasty beer out there imo, but most of what you can find at the gas station or grocery store does admittedly tend to taste like sour, watery bread. I actually like buying Elysian's beer for both the taste and the effects, for example
Why can't people accept that different tastes exist?
I like beer, but I don't understand people's taste for wine at all. I also don't like whiskey.
But there are those who only drink whiskey and think beer is gross.
Two things can be true at the same time.
american moment
its really funny how Gankerners so fiercely reject anything that would make them grow as a person
>fiercely reject anything that would make them grow as a person
Souinds like the xkcd author
Cool bait post. The lack of capitalization and punctuation really is the cherry on top of the moron sundae. have a nice day, either way.
into a moron?
Yeah but the part about beer being shit is real tho
The only real argument anyone's ever told me either IRL or online is "You get used to the taste", which only applies when you keep getting peer pressured/ influenced by the media to keep drinking something you dont like because it is a social norm and you end tolerating and craving it as some sort of bizarre Stockholm syndrome
>You get used to the taste", which only applies when you keep getting peer pressured/ influenced by the media to keep drinking something you dont like because it is a social norm and you end tolerating and craving it as some sort of bizarre Stockholm syndrome
And that's 100% correct, I used to hate beer.
>Yeah but the part about beer being shit is real tho
>The only real argument anyone's ever told me either IRL or online is "You get used to the taste"
1. It is possible for other people to like things you don't, it's not a gigantic practical joke everyone is pulling at your expense, you mentally stunted toddler. 2. There are a ton of foods/drinks that are acquired tastes, mostly because your palate keeps evolving as you grow up. People start liking things they didn't like before and again, they're not just pretending to do so to fool you. You are not the center of the universe and your experiences are not universal, you absolute fricking kumquat.
>acquired tastes
No such thing. You are either like something or you do not, if you need to try something repeatedly to like then you didn't like it, you just trained yourself into accepting it.
You need to be over 18 to post here.
No, but sometimes I wish I had because my friends would always get pissy with me when I'd voice my differing opinions on things. That's why I no longer bother trying to have or make friends.
Yeah you don't have friends because you don't bother and because they couldn't handle your differing opinions that's why you're friendless bro sure
I lost a friend because I was adamant in my opinion that Life is Strange is a game for women and the plot follows a typical teenie girl drama format.
He really loved the game and got all pissy due to this and basically stopped talking to me entirely.
Some people are just fricked. Other people tell me about a game I dislike, I tell them it's shit for <reason> and they just stop talking about this particular type of game. And that's it.
friend is a gay. you're better off without.
i almost lost a friend because i told him i thought xenoblade was generic garbage. some people can be whiny b***hes about things. im not insulting you brother, i just dont care about your rpg homosexual
He wasn't your friend if he left that easy, your opinion about it is completely correct. Nothing but High School drama.
Lol, you're definitely better off without someone who has so much of their self-worth tangled up in Life is Strange. That game was very mediocre and definitely aimed at women
I've had to cut somebody off for the opposite reason: the guy just wouldn't stop harping about how bad shit that I liked was, calling me gay and moronic all the time over it. There's bants and then there's just constant, insufferable cynicism which is pretty much all that guy had to offer to me
I only had to drop one friend and it was because he kept sperging out over people calling things "gay". As soon as he was gone he went mtf so we dodged a bullet tbh
It ain't worth being a mindless consoomer just to have things to talk about.
I'll be your friend and we'll be having arguments all the time and there won't be any time to play videogames.
Any and all FPS
Mario Kart
It's objectively well made and I think it's fun for a few races but racing games aren't for me.
No. I'm quite vocal about disliking games that the group likes.
>my opinion is everyone must be pretending and only I am right
>why don't people like me?
This dude thinks he's some kind of renaissance super genius on every subject but is too dumb to realize more beers exist than the craft IPAs at his local hipster bar?
I genuinely liked IPA's, but I got why people didn't like them.
Correct, most don't even know about stouts and others. I liked beer.
the original comic mentions stouts and lagers and others
He's legitimately moronic. He just skims a wikipedia article on a random subject and makes a comic that other morons accept as pure gospel.
He's like the dictionary example of a redditor.
You beer is piss water, always loled at people buying "premium beer"
But its social drink for many reason so people pretend it tasted good.
wienertails are kings of drinks.
Bad beer is pisswater.
Normal beer is bread water and it’s nice.
i pretend to like people so i can drink beer without being judged
Twink drink for girly men
Yeah, I think the toxic masculinity bullshit over wienertails is lame. Sometimes people want something that's enjoyable and tasty to drink.
>unironically using "toxic masculinity"
You didn't have to prove anon right so hard.
But I didn't, worrying about how your tasty drink is going to make you look less manly is the lamest shit.
Anyone over 20 knows this you fricking queer
Then stop whining about how you're masculinity is going to take a dent over a fricking drink. I'd get blueberry pineapple slushie LGBT edition and not care..Why? It tastes good.
>But I didn't
You did.
>jagerbomb (without all the gay "noo you have to drop the glass in redbull" shit)
>absinthe and freshly squeezed lemon/grapefruit 1:1
>tatratea with whatever carbonated soft drinks you have in the fridge, the more "chemical" their taste the better the result
>minttu with nothing I love that sugared shit so much
>hot buttered rum
>hot eggnog/kogel mogel with cognac/rum
I love good beer as well. But unless it's hot summer beer is the worst drink you could have imo.
He's such a an insufferable homosexual. Really espouses the type of person you meet in Boston.
Science has become a religion
>image
white people beer tastes fricking awful
much worse than bland white people food
i guess they drink it purely for the effect
but here's a beer that actually tastes decent
A lot of white people make great beers though. It's more like American beer is the lowest of the low.
I dont know what shit hole area you live in but american craft beers have come a long way and thats what people drink who arent poor/care about what they drink
Yeah, and most companies that were actually indie are owned by chinese companies now. Happened to Devil's Backbone and it still breaks my heart. Amazing beer from the VA heartland, and I'll never have a sixer of their Cattywompus IPA ever again.
No bullshit, I actually got somewhat emotional when I heard they got bought out. Their beer never tasted the same again and cancelled some of their greatest beers and made them into a generic "micro-brew company", even the labels with the awesome artwork was replaced with bland, safe, boring labels. It sucked seeing a company you liked completely go to shit like that. When I heard they stopped making CattyWompus, I just wanted to just lay down in the aisle for a while and mourn.
They did re-release the Cattywompus and some others I liked in a "throwback" 12 pack, none of it tasted the same, at all.
They had a bitter Brown Ale that was named "Azreal", after the angel of death. You popped that cap and were met with this pretty, dank, smell of wood,smoke, and hops. Damn fine beer, damn fine.
holy shit dude you must have metal lips and throat not getting hurt with all that edge
Yes, I do like stuff like that, that's why I like a lot of Androits beer and their artwork.
There is no such thing as a beer that does not taste like shit. It's all dirty water, making it even dirtier does not make it better.
Beer has and always will be a
>Are you a mature adult?
test. You swill it, say you prefer it and keep drinking, you now look and sound like a perfect mature adult to all the other guys who are equally faking bullshit too
ive had dragon stout its fricking stout its not special because its marketed as nigra beer. youre a moron.
I've had this exact beer and it sucks wiener, it's way too sweet.
>beer is le bad
meanwhile same could be said for coffee, but no one has a problem then.
It's also a money burner and fricks up your health. Drinking should at least be for the weekends in a social setting or maybe a couple after a hard days work. Anything else is borderline alcoholism.
But so is coffee in excess. Atleast with beer you just become a fat frick and 100 years older unlike cardiac arrest.
We're not talking about fricking coffee are we?
Holy early onset Alzheimer's, follow the thread of replies
You're a fricking idiot, you're the one that brought coffee into a discussion that wasn't about it. Coffee isn't in comparison to beer at all, you're just buttblasted you tried to come off like an intellectual and got burned for it. Talk about beer or shut the frick up.
>Coffee isn't in comparison to beer at all
Yes it is gay. Take your meds and get someone to read the thread for you.
No its not, shut the frick up.
Yes it is. It's an acquired taste, same as beer. As was stated here.
Learn to follow a simple reply-chain or frick off.
Let me help you since you've been smoking tardfumes for far too long
Original post is
>beer is le bad? but coffee is also le bad but sheeple say is le good
meanwhile same could be said for coffee, but no one has a problem then.
And then you reply with
saying beer is le bad if done in excess (borderline alcoholism)
Then I go "yes but coffee can give you a heart attack while beer just makes you fat and ugly in excess", which in MY OPINION is worse
So yes, while you weren't talking about coffee, the post you replied to did and I inserted that in. Also this
Don't care, you're legitimately moronic. Get well soon.
Go back to the zoo, you actual chimpanzee
Literal moron. Don't drool all over the keyboard, you'll cause a short.
NNNNOOOOOOOO DON'T INSULT MY GLORIOUS BEAN WATER NOOOOOOOO
WHY ARE YOU EVEN TALKING TO ME BEFORE I FINISHED MY CUPPA??
>coffee
I like coffee though. I even drink decaf sometimes because I just like it that much. I don’t put sugar in it either.
I think the issue here is that some people like bitter flavours, and others don’t but they can’t imagine otherwise.
For most people it's an acquired taste, same as beer, but coffee just seems to get a free pass all the time.
kys homosexual
>noooooo stop talking about things I don't like
Cry some more kid.
Because your comparison is moronic and doesn't make sense.
It makes perfect sense, gay.
Your bean-water isn't different from the seed-water.
Yes it is, on many levels. Did you get dropped on your head or something?
List all the levels.
The difference is if you don't like bitter flavor, you can easily make your coffee sweet and it's an option normally presented to you by default.
>NOOOO MY HECKIN BREW IS STILL VALID EVEN THOEVER ITS 75% CREAMER BY VOLUME
gay alert!
coffee has caffeine
But yeah
Well the elephant in the room is that both of those contain substances that help people keep on going on
Most people who work an office job need a cup of coffee or two because they'd sleep out of boredom, many people need to drink their sorrows away or else they'd probably kill themselves
Coffee can be edited to taste better, which is what everyone does. No one is fricking putting cream and sugar into beer.
homie do you think Budweiser is the only beer that exists!?!?!?!?
>no one is putting sugar into beer
I don't think you understand how fermentation works anon.
riiiight you add sugar to beer and that's how beer is made. moron
>No one is fricking putting cream and sugar into beer.
This is genuinly not true lmao. Are you underaged?
I have never seen someone get beer at a bar and ask for them to put cream and sugar into it. Is this some new zoomer thing?
There's things that can be added to drinks like sours and the like. Usually in little drop bottles, but cream and sugar? Probably not unless they're getting something with coffee in it.
homie they're called shanties, stouts, and sours. You don't have to put it in cuz it comes pre-mixed. You'll understand when you're old enough to go to a bar
that sounds like you'll have a bad case of the runs that you will never recover from
>same could be said for coffee
coffee doesn't turn you into a pot-bellied hippo
the only use for alcohol is to make you a tad tipsy so you don't feel so stiff and nervous. other than that it's a money sink.
I like coffee, but caffeine is objectively bad for you, and coffee drinkers are no better than alcoholics or people addicted to cigarettes or other substances.
>caffeine is objectively bad for you
in moderation its actually good for you. as in 1 cup of coffee a day. it actually helps prevent alzheimers and parkinsons.
No, in moderation it's not good for you, it increases cortisol and poisons you. It doesn't prevent shit, those asinine studies are about as reliable as saying farting into a cup every day helps prevent diabetes.
Yup, I remember when red wine was called "Healthy" until the number of people ending up with liver damage and even failure was rocketing. "They" back peddled hard on that one.
Not always, but people who are soberish tend to be easier to be around.
>i like coffee but frick all these studies that say small amounts of caffeine are beneficial.
whats it like being terminally contrarian? sounds exhausting.
Yes, I can admit to some things I enjoy not necessarily being good for me. How does it feel living in a chronic state of cognitive dissonance?
>cognitive dissonance
ironic coming from a guy that chooses to ignore reality. feel free to post a single reliable source saying caffeine has zero benefits.
inb4
>it came to me in a dream
>No, in moderation it's not good for you
Is that a fact?
>tfw I really like the taste of (black) coffee and would even be willing to spend the extra money on it, but I dont want to turn into one of those "people" who insist they cant operate without caffeine so I never drink it
imagine being such a weak pathetic woman you stop doing something you like just because someone else might think something of you.
Newsflash. Every second person passing you on the street thinks you're an unwashed troglodyte while they hold themselves in god-like esteem.
He's saying he doesn't want to become an addict you colossal fruitcake
>I dont want to turn into one of those "people" who insist they cant operate without caffeine
somehow ==
>I dont want to become an addict
learn to read moron, he's a pussy worrying what other "people" will think of him.
t. fruitcake
yum!
I meant exactly what
said. But interpret it as you wish
So just drink it on the weekends. Get a good coffee maker, or find a good place in town and make a morning out of it.
I don't drink beer or coffee.
This is not because I consider myself better than anyone for it, but because my grandpa was a raging alcoholic that burned ties with a lot of his family because of it (they say it skips a generation), and because even a moderate amount of caffeine makes me go off the wall nuts like a gopher on cocaine.
I'm a bad person and drinking either of these would make me even worse. I'm good at pretending I'm drunk though.
>I'm good at pretending I'm drunk though.
Everyone can tell that you're not.
NTA but one time people seriously tried to take my keys away even thought I didn't drank anything, honestly just being around drunk people really makes you drop a lot of inhibitions without needing to be drunk yourself
Doubt.
Haven't acted drunk around drunk people either, because when you're sober drunk people are fricking annoying. There's no need to lie.
Can confirm, it takes few shitty encounters with aggressively drunk people to be forever put off from drinking.
Well obviously, I don't smell of alcohol.
But to the drunk people, it's good enough.
Anyway, I don't drink, but I don't put down friends who do. My friend drank a great deal of straight absinthe which apparently tastes like literal poison so idk. He seemed fine, not even drunk.
How can a 13 year old boy be so knowledgeable about technology and science?
Call of Duty. It's extremely mediocre.
This is it, this is the answer. The absolute video game equivalent of Bud Light beer.
After mw2 I can't even pick these games up anymore. Does anyone actually play the story of are they all lame multiplayer games now?
yes when my coworkers talk about normalgay shit and I just smile and nod and say things like ah yea halo's ok
but why
just say what you think
Sometimes It's not important to spout your opinion.
I mean, you're making smalltalk with a coworker, it's not like you're speaking out of line
why not share your thoughts?
Because, dear anon, I don't always have the patience to qualify my opinion for those too dull to extrapolate.
No.
Most of the time I enjoy the games my friends enjoy too. One time a bunch of them were really into HotS and they roped me into it. I didn't like it and said so. I wasn't a dick about it and since it was with my friends, I had a good time despite the game.
Also I was getting annoyed at some of the bants I was getting due to being the bad new player when I have the most experience in the genre, so I put some time into the game to become good and then I actually did learn to enjoy it a lot.
>someone doesn't like a food that everyone else likes
>"i guess i just have different tastes"
>someone doesn't like beer
>"EVERYONE IS JUST PRETENDING TO LIKE THIS"
why are non drinkers so defensive about not liking beer? the only people worse are anti sports guys
Alcohol has been
"mans best friend" for 1000's of years. You think it's the first time that someone tried to say it was bad?
Dudes who felt really insecure about not drinking at HS parties project their insecurity onto the entire planet.
probably see drinking beer as masculine but they didn't like it so are now trying cope out of the mental prison they themselves created.
why are beer drinkers so annoying about insisting that I have a beer
They're hoping it'll help you pull the stick out of your ass
Well why don't you have yourself a beer so I can explain it to you?
>why are non drinkers so defensive about not liking beer
I am drinker and i tell ya beer is piss water. Beer drinking is together time passing activity. People also smoke together like that (when smoking was accpatable).
I disagree with your opinion
Doesn't make me less right.
Is smoking unacceptable in the US now?
I wish
Back when I was in highschool some football gay came in and gave a speech to the entire school about how underaged drinking was bad. The "speech" was just him openly seething about how all his highschool friends stopped hanging out with him and the coping by saying it was okay because alcohol made them all losers that he didn't need anymore.
That's anti-beer people
>That's anti-beer people
Yeah alcohol drinking is important part of socializing. Beer is piss though. Can drink it for the company but ain't gonna drink t for fun.
You don't even need alcohol to socialize, you just need to not be a gay. The fact he'd been going around the country to multiple highschools just to seethe about the friends who cut him out tells me they cut him out for way more than just "not drinking"
It's called a "social lubricant" for a reason dickface. When people are buzzed, they tend to be more social, because standing around a bit drunk is fricking boring.
How autistic are you that you NEED alcohol to be social?
Homework time little buddy: first define "need" then next define "want" and lastly compare the differences between the two
You can do it pal I have faith
Can someone explain this shit to me?
I've always been told to drink in order to "get out of my shell". But every time I drink and get drunk, I don't get more sociable. I just get tired, don't want to talk to people and just start thinking about random shit.
I don't fricking get it. Is this entire socializing thing gaslighting? Or am I built different?
>anti sports guys
Yeah it depends. If you are watching a sport you've never practiced on TV or on streams you are unironically no different than zoomers watching streamers play games they have never played.
I think he means sportsball gays. The type who are personally insulted by neanderthal sports players, that shit.
Why do addicts spiral down when we tell them their piss water tastes like shit? In fact why do you gays announce to the world when playing games about "ddduuuudddeeee I'm so drunk" yeah buddy no one cares or thinks your cool, it's the first sign to spot some underage gay
>Why do addicts spiral down when we tell them their piss water tastes like shit? In fact why do you gays announce to the world when playing games about "ddduuuudddeeee I'm so drunk" yeah buddy no one cares or thinks your cool, it's the first sign to spot some underage gay
What I really love is when you gays make those "what are ya drinking" threads with some image of hard liquor. It's like lmao my guy your looking for street cred on Ganker my guy, no one cares what you drink or that you're so le sad and le depresserino and gotta have that le drink to enjoy games
it's not your fault
mad as frick
Here's a more thread-specific Raven.
Ask me how I know a hard liquor drinking dudeor your dad bullied you.
relax bub
The frick did you just call me you b***h ass mother fricker?
That's right.
Real gamers only drink water and eat leeks.
This, but unironically. Leeks are great too Raw, stir fried or even boiled.
>It's like lmao my guy your looking for street cred on Ganker my guy
Irony
See if you criticise me you are mad, but when I criticise people that drink alcohol I am based
Absolutely not only am I based I'm better than you, I am objectively better than people who drink or smoke
Kinda desperate to appear like you are superior to anyone, huh buddy
I shoot on the morons who keep making tired gamer threads and have for the last decade and a half. So just do something else moron???? What the frick is their problem
you can enjoy alcohol in moderation you know
>"ddduuuudddeeee I'm so drunk"
It's beer, not weed. Most drinkers don't care if you know.
Liquor is better
>don't like raw onions
>nobody is trying to shove an onion down my mouth
>don't like beer
>WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU!!!!
I don't even like beer battered or beer cooked things since it's not the alcohol portion I dislike, just the actual beer flavor. My brother some some beer flavored hot sauces recently and I tried one. Gross as hell to me.
I haven't tried European or Asian beers yet, maybe one day.
I cook with wines and stuff no problem
>>don't like raw onions
is trying to shove an onion down my mouth
Ah. I do like raw onions, and I dislike all forms of cooked onions. Tried telling people that IRL once and they lost their minds, turned into them actually trying to force them on me...
Never let people know what foods you dislike. Same thing as beer, just smile and nod if someone brings it up, and if they feel like actually offering anything just politely decline
I have the same problem but in reverse. Anon chose a really bad vegetable in onions, because holy shit, they're on everything.
>I dislike all forms of cooked onions
do you just eat mac n cheese with raw onion then? Every other dish includes cooked onions in some way
Oh look at this, can't even contain your rage on an anonymous image board, 300+ posts into a thread about how moronic this behavior is
what rage? Do you have a stroke or something?
Samething with me and seafood, I've had it pushed on me even when I've said I have an allergy. I don't like seafood, it always has a fishy smell and taste and it's fricking gross and makes me sick. I don't want to try your fricking crab balls or anything, leave me alone.
Weird. I don't really like cooked onions either but I can deal with them, and I use them in recipes of course. After cooking down into a stew or or something and losing the texture they had raw I can't really notice them unless it was a big chunk.
Raw though it's the taste and the texture, and for just sauted the texture's still a problem even if the taste is masked. Maybe you just don't like them mushy too. Like when people don't like soggy cereal enough that they stop eating it.
>the only people worse are anti sports guys
The actual worse people are vapid sportsgays who make football their entire personality and are completely incapable of carrying a conversation if it isn't about sports
high schools over buddy, it's time to move on
Tell me you've never gone to a bar without telling me you've never gone to a bar
>go to sports bars
>"wtf why are these vapid cattle talking so much about sports!"
join a book club or something Black person
It's literally any bar moron, not just sports bars. There's always at least one neckless lardass in a jersey who tries to talk to you unprompted about who's starting for what team and did you catch the game and what do you think of Ledarius Sneed this season
then just tell him you don't follow sports you fricking mongoloid, why the frick do you even go to bars if you have an autistic fit when someone tries to socialize with you
I do tell them I don't follow sports and they always get awkward and quiet. Since you missed the point I'm not whining about having to interact with them, I'm calling them manchildren who don't have a personality outside of football
ok you definitely have autism
t. Defensive sportsball sweat
t. dork still mad about high school
>maybe if I say it again
A lot of American beer does taste like shit, I went out to a German bar near my work and the beer my German coworker ordered for us was genuinely very delicious.
>DUR AMERICAN BEER BAD EUROPEAN OLD WAY THE BEST
you moronic frickers never stop do you.
light beer is objectively the best tasting drink. I don't give a frick about hops or any of that gay shit. it just needs to be ice cold and paired with a salty snack and some meat and that's all you need
> AMERICAN BEER BAD EUROPEAN OLD WAY THE BEST
Yes
And the reason for that literally involves older european companies having older wooden barrels for aging beer
Which makes it taste better.
Meanwhile americans use fricking steel and you can taste that or do some other weird shit that should get you shot
Like sriracha beer
Don't care, I've tried it all, I'm a michelob ULTRA man. And you can shove your wood barrel age shit up your ass and cry like a school girl if you don't like it.
American Light beer #1
That is a good light beer. I had one playing golf one time, and it went well with the turkey club I was having at the time. 9/10 light beer.
I used to be terrified of acid rain as a kid. I'd ask my parents every time it rained if it was acid rain.
Yeah because they never explained what acid rain was or how it actually affects things. Dropping the pH of a lake from 7.0 to 6.5 will kill nearly everything in it, but you as a human wouldn't even notice if you drank from it. Acid rain can have a pH as low as 4, which puts it around the same acidity as a tomato, which you also would not notice.
Even more relevant though, a lot of atmospheric CO2 gets absorbed by the ocean. So we can't even detect it. Water + CO2 = carbolic acid. This acid reacts with natural calcium sources such as the shells of shellfish or coral reefs to return the water to near 7.0, but makes it more difficult for those species to survive because their shells are thinner and the reefs that many of our food sources use as spawning grounds die. The ocean also absorbs most of the excess heat in the atmosphere, which can alter undersea currents and is the suspected to be the main reason why Alaskan crab season had to be cancelled two years in a row.
At this rate, nuclear war won't be the end of the world, it may in fact be the only way to save it.
You get it.
>barrel
lol
most beer isn't even barrel aged, it's the ingredients, yeast, water and fermenting conditions (e.g. time and temperature) which dictate flavour
you can reproduce the flavours of British bitters, Belgian ales or German weissbier pretty well with a bit of practice and only plastic or glass equipment
You are the reason everyone thinks americans are moronic and have shit taste in everything
You're the reason people will continue to not care what any of you gays think about America or our beer.
I am american you homosexual, light beer is piss and drinking it at all much less trying to say it's "the best" automatically marks you as low IQ
You sound like an utter homosexual. So you like hard beer, big fricking deal, it just means you're an insecure little b***h trying to impress eurogays and hipsters. Light beer is better for every scenario, nobody is impressed that you can appreciate "hops"
Why don't you hop back on your boyfriends dick you obsessed weirdo lmao
No one cares, pissdrinker
Terraria and Brawlhalla
One of them was an insufferable redditor
I'm very glad I never fell for the alcohol meme whenever I see my mates from school, they all got fat in the face from it.
Yea World of Warcraft, I do love beer though.
I'd say same but we roleplayed and it helped immerse me alot inbetween the massive grind slog. Dropped before ever doing a raid though.
MMORPGS
Beer tastes great
to fit in? No
Have I played a game that isn't my taste just to hang out with my fiends and have fun with them? Yes
>Friend wants me to get World of Warcraft so we can play together
>He has played quite some time already
>Buy the game
>He shows up in my starter zone, talks shit and leaves
>Never plays with me, just went to play with himself
That's how i found out we weren't really friends
Well people don't really want to play with giant pussys
Alcohol is one of those things that tastes better the more you drink it. I know it sounds stupid to people who haven't ever had a drinking phase in their life, but it's absolutely true. It hits a point where it actually tastes rich and sweet to you rather than bitter and offputting. I drank during most of my college years and high school and straight rum tasted like sweet candy to me. I stopped needing chasers very quickly.
So I can understand the opinion of a casual drinker if they only do it a few times a month or something, it is always basically going to taste like shit.
people dont drink beer for the taste (unless they are very accustomed to it) they do so to get drunk
whoever made that comic is basicly admiting they are a virgin and never leave their home
yes. YGO. it's garbage.
duelist of the roses was kino though.
Yes. It ended with social burnout.
But all normies I've met hate games. If anything it helps me NOT fit in.
Theres this guy on YouTube who used to make long-winded videos on why every Bioware game was garbage. He would go so far as to make videos refuting specific commenters by providing detailed facts and evidence. For the longest time I had a complex because I loved Mass Effect 2 but couldn't refute any of his points. I actually pretended not to love Mass Effect 2 because I thought it was wrong to like something that you couldn't defend intellectually as being a work of quality.
Being a joyless c**t that picks everything apart until there is nothing left isn't really a good characteristic or way to live.
That he feels like he needed to make a youtube series about it means that he also really enjoys taking joy away from others.
>ITT
Your image doesn't quite work with the guy on the left clearly on a football field and wearing sports fan shit.
It makes sense if you consider he would rather play than watch.
that makes no sense because literally no one like that has ever existed
I guess next you'll tell me there's film directors who don't enjoy watching movies
gay image tbh
the amount of unresolved high school trauma radiating from that image is staggering. move the frick on dude
This, what the hell happened to Ganker users? We used to be a cool hacker website, but nowadays we are just a bunch of lame religious, conservative, racist uncles who have never had sex and don't even believe in cumming. Bunch of slack jawed homosexuals around here is all i am saying.
You were never a part of 4chin you stupid homosexual.
Larping as a normalhomosexual is the first step on the path to pussy. Alcohol does make socializing easier and if the normies are drunk they will be less perceptive of minor things that normally would irritate them. Also drunk women are objectively easier to bed. Reminder that sportsball has no more objective value than video games, there is no moral or personal superiority to be found in playing / liking sportsball, but dont bother trying to tell normies that, especially not women. Just smile and wave, go with the flow. Focus on the end goal.
Beer tastes good tho?
I don't have to pretend to like a videogame, I'll say I haven't heard of/didn't like it and talk to them about it because I have basic fricking social skills.
>half the thread is now spent tardwrangling some tard that can't read
The entire thread is off topic anyways, I think maybe two or three people have actually answered OP's question rather than sperging about whether they like beer or not.
That comic is the single greatest bait of all time, it always causes meltdowns from any parties involved.
Having to imagine being around people like that is very upsetting because you just know they act like this any time people don't agree with them
They NEVER act like that, they always keep their opinions to themselves irl, because they know they will be laughed at otherwise.
>if you reply to my moronic take, you are mad
>meanwhile the person that says this typed the sheer projection about anons drinking stuff
Yeah ok, you are still a b***h however
>you a le b***h and not a manly man if you don't become a nasty drunkard like me
Whatever you say
>If you occasionally drink alcohol you are a drunkard
Ok, I guess you are a fatass, since you eat food. Very nice logic.
And I will laugh at them for expressing their fantasies in web comics as well
>I have the palate of a child and I refuse to believe anyone could be different from me
Egocentric moron
heh
I see this blue bear homosexual all of the time and I saw the Twitter back and forth where he made a comic about white knighting a woman who willingly let a guy take a pic of her cosplay.
Didn't kiwifarms lolcow him?
No. People also think I'm argumentative because of that.
Why isn't Cider much more popular than beer?
It has the same amount of alcohol and it actually tastes good.
Because it's unmanly to drink something that tastes good and beergays only drink to feel manly
>inb4 beergay cope in replies
>Because it's unmanly to drink something that tastes good and beergays only drink to feel manly
Do Americans not have proper scrumpy, is it all just overly sweet stuff? Even a mass produced cider like Strongbow is not a normal woman's choice of drink in the UK
The most sold beer in the US is Budweiser, and it's not sweet at all. You're getting your info from people who are fricking with you.
>The most sold beer in the US is Budweiser, and it's not sweet at all.
Talking about ciders specifically anon, and whether it's seen as a woman's drink in the US
Ciders really aren't that popular here, we have Angry Orchard and that's about as close as we get.
>Euro beer
>How much ABV?
>Yes
Strongbow is my go to, but in the states its hit or miss whether the bar you are at will have it. Angry orchard is sugary as hell, but its the only cider thats widespread.
>is it seen as womanly
Most americans dont know enough about drinking to know cider is a thing, but they would probably say its a girly drink since it doesnt taste awful.
As a leaf I can say we have some great local ciders, I'm sure they do in America too.
This thread is making me want beer.
Something about cider in cans always tastes funky, like it leaches more metal from the can, or maybe it just doesn't cover up the taste.
Cans vs bottles, there will always be a difference in taste. Bottles usually will taste better.
I agree, but I've noticed it really strongly every time I've had a canned cider.
I remember drinking PBR for the first time out of a bottle and thinking it tasted weird, then realized part of that beer's identity is the aluminum leached from the can.
PBR was actually failing until Hipsters co-opted it, a change in marketing literally saved the brand.I used to drink SO MUCH pbr.
>like it leaches more metal from the can
From the plastic, not can. Thin assed cans can't handle the corrosive shit dumped in them. So an aluminum can will have a microscopic coat of plastic inside to protect the can
That makes sense I guess.
I really like ciders too, I grew up in apple country so every fall you went to the orchards to pick pumpkins and there was always giant wooden casks of unpasteruized hot cider for the kids, and sparkling and hard cider for the adults. It was incredible.
>apple country
VA, a bit more out towards the western side right? I remember doing that as a kid when we moved to Lynchburg.
Ohio. Have a lot of family in michigan so in the summers we were in northern michigan for cherry season where your fingers would get stained black from eating cherries by the bushel.
Cider is too acid for me it always gives me heartburn
Too sweet. It's like soda imo
There are very dry ciders out there
t. Ross Scott
There is a gorillion varieties of beer, I hate some, but really like the others
That's why I used to like beer so much, you could find this off the wall shit that you'd never think of, but existed. I had a beer one time that I accidentally bought that tasted like fish, I'm dead serious, but I hate fish so that six pack went straight to the trash.
I agree, I rarely ever find cider that I like. Most of what you can find just tastes like manzanita soda or something, it's gross
Cider is great.
It very much depends on the brand.
But generally cider is a fruity sweet beverage.
huh cider is at top 4.5% while most beers are like 5.5%
Alright, illiterate anons aside, is it common practice to split a whole bottle of cheap spirits to get drunk quick with friends? Beer is at best the french fries of alcohol for an extra pang
>you gotta aquire a taste for it my dude
Anything I have to "aquire" a taste for tastes objectively like shit and will never like it and I'll continue to laugh a gays that quite literally enjoy drinking and eating piss
>Taxi Driver
There's a guy who hasn't grown out of Nintendo so we have to pretend to like Smash or Pokémon or whatever the frick he puts on screen.
why do people take drinking so seriously man
Because they're addics that go into a frothing rage if you don't validate it
It's clearly a political thing. In 2024 there is no "culture", only political discourse and all discussions are downstream from politics.
There is culture, you just have to go the frick outside to find it. You're not getting culture on the internet, culture is something you have to experience first hand. A screen will not give you culture.
It was family and my parents too, they still can't accept I don't like seafood and think it's funny to frick with me over it, then when I get pissed about it I'm the butthole.
not liking beer might be the biggest sign of a 'oyteen ever. its literally just a comfy refreshing drink, but a zesty homosexual needs his wiener a cola or whine
Zelda games. I have many bothers and sisters. They all love those games. I do not.
I like the taste of miller lite, it's cheap and yummy.
Coffee in the other hand is le gay and for french fruitcakes
>don't like alcohol
>people look at you weird at parties
>one conversation topic less
why even go to parties if you just wanna stay sober? kind of a waste
doesnt even have to be liquor just smoke weed or drop some lsd
>you have to be drunk to enjoy parties
People like you are what ruin parties btw
No because that's moronic. If I don't like a game or don't care for it, I'll make it clear.
I do not care for Japanese games, mostly because they fit in either "soo weird and le wacky" which I don't mind, I love Katamari, but sometimes other games in that category try hard, or, "Explicit fanservice" treating me like a nerd baby that drools and claps excitedly when a panty shot happens, which I find insulting because they can DO great stuff ala Kingdom Hearts 1, older Final Fantasies, basically anything 90s/early 2000s.
It doesn't help that most weebs here love playing the "WESTERN CIVILIZATION IS DECEDANT AND EVIL, but JAPAN IS BASED IN IT'S DECEDANCE AND EVILS BECAUSE NO Black folk OR TRANNIES" card; They don't care about the culture, the art, the enjoyment of a game, just what it gives to them selfishly.
I can enjoy games FROM Japan, but not the bread and butter slop Weebs consume. Also frick the "uoooaaah" crowd, Your all lucky that it's a legally gray area in America for now, but someone will eventually push for it becoming illegal and then that's that.
Beer and sportsball obsession are key signs of caveman IQ. It's no coincidence that there are ALWAYS fights and braying at sports events. It's peak faux masculinity. Defense of beer is just alcoholics projecting their insecurity.
I agree, but you're a frogposter, so I'm reconsidering my stance.
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i genuinely like the taste of beer. all beers. from double ipa to ginger beer to chocolate stouts to orangy european stuff its all good. i quit soda outright when i started drinking and never looked back. tea is ok every now and then, coffee is only good black, i have never had a beer i dont like. xkcd is based despite my disagreeing with him in this one panel. he is one of the og big webcomics and i and my friends grew up reading him. it would be like if i suddenly grew a hate boner for dinosaur comics or gunshow. insecure snowflakes are mad because he has a few comics about the fact that climate change is real or that the vax isnt some moronic conspiracy or some other shit. you zoomers will one day realize that people can have different opinions from yours and you dont need to force everyone to believe your weird worldview. oh well, i dont hate you for it or anything but you got a lot of growing up to do anons. you are all already adults, you will miss out on so much in life if you cant learn to stop obsessing over the meaningless politics that the elite on both sides want you to never stop thinking of so that they can continue to control you. you ought to focus on your place in the world and what you can do, if anything, to improve your station. font fall into the the trap of becoming another old worthless racist "conservative" who beats his family and grooms his kids to fall into the same worthless fricking mindset he did. instead of always keeping hateful grudges, foster love and genuine care in your relationships and i promise you'll only be happier.
rocket league. i genuinely dont get it
Its just sportsball with cars. It's an interesting gimmick but not that fun unless you're into esports or have peers to play with.
i like sports but to me the game just isn't fun is what i mean. like if i were actually driving the car. or maybe using RC cars i dunno. but i just dont have an ounce of fun while playing it.
just footy with cars innit?
If I was good at it, I'd love it. I know that much. But I'm not, and I can't be bothered to master aerial maneuvers. I have too many other games I'd like to play and this backlog doesn't clear itself.
If you actually think this, you need to learn to hang out with more people.
You don't have to like something to fit in, you can just listen to what they say and inject a bit of your opinion.
Ultimately people just want to talk with each other about things and you can do that like normal people and not pretending or feeling like you need to publicly shitpost. It's called joking
>NOOO YOU CANT LIKE THINGS I DISLIKE
Everyone that goes like this, is literally autistic.
>NOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT I LIKE SUCKS LET PEOPLE ENJOY THINGS!!!!!!1!
why did you post a picture that describes you?
>well actually YOU ARE THE AUTIST FOR SAYING THAT I ACT LIKE A moron
Go do your homework.
>no u
holy pathetically weak copes batman
>enemy immune to hitstun
gay game
But that's literally what you did. Having the last word doesn't mean anything when you are this idiotic.
projecting is not healthy. you would know this if you weren't autistic.
>If I keep saying "no u" I will win
Not the one that has a melty when people don't share his own opinions, you are literally what the image describes. Not only could you not cope with people being disagreed to, you are going "no u" because your primitive brain can't handle it, so you have to attack.
And all this because you can't handle a beer.
I want to eat pussy because the idea makes me horny, not because of some feminist/progressive ideology.
NOOOO IF YOU WANT TO INTERACT WITH WOMEN YOU ARE GAY
You just need to stop drinking IPA pisswater beers.
>I don't like it so everyone who likes it must be pretending. I am the only one who can be right.
Prime narcissist behavior
>NOOOOOOO HOW DARE YOU SUGGEST THAT WHAT I LIKE IS BAD EVERYONE HAS THEIR OPINION
you're not entitled to your facts, doofus.
captcha 24XDD
NOW EVERYONE'S GOT A GOD DAMNED OPINION?
Not that I can remember. Not really something I would do.
No. If I thought a game was shit I was not afraid to say so. Why would I play something I don't like?
Shit off topic thread, therefore I post offtpoic stuff too
>video games
>off topic
dumb furhomosexual
You homie talking about xcfd or whatever
the lethal gas anti-theft technology employed here is truly before its time
why isnt there any games where i can frick fur women as a human male
its always gay shit
dump your shitty furgay comic so it can be deleted and this thread will still live.
sure will, blud, better tyaht watever you homies talking about
>this was a comic AND a board game
they were going all out with this.
Trump won
Did you know rat pussy tastes like the sewer line they live in?
I WILL drink 50,000 bottles of Abita's Purple Haze raspberry lager in one sitting and you WILL cope, seethe, meld, and dilate. In that order!
sounds gay
And here we have an Anon right on track with the coping phase!
raspberry anything is a bit gay
women here drink vodka with raspberry
i dont get it
for me personaly its beeraclez red
strong, tasty and cheap
I guess I pretended to like it when I played slop such as Farcry, World of Warcraft, and Fortnite with my normie friends. What you gonna do about it, sue me?
Did you atleast call out the dumb shit as you played them?
Bluepill: drugs are le bad/le good. I like X drug because of the taste. I like drugs to replicate what friends do like a baboon and be perceived as "cool"/FOMO/no be left out.
Clearpilled: I don't give a shit about the taste, the users, the culture. I know it's bad for your health. I just use it to function and get high/lows in specific circumstances (work, parties) otherwise I would kill myself.
>needing substances to not have a nice day
More like QUEERpilled
I had a guy who used to come into work drunk, everyone thought he was a complete moron for it. No one was impressed, and I'm surprised he ended up having his job for longer than I did, it was a miracle he wasn't fired. But it was night shift, and night will let you get away with almost anything at least the work is getting done.
Getting someone fired for being drunk is a pain in the ass. Or at least it's like that in my country. It counts as an illness, you have to give them 5 separate warnings due to his alcohol related frickups and give him the opportunity to get sent to rehab to fix his addiction. It's fricking moronic. I only know this because of some Albanian Black person at my last job. Getting rid of him was basically impossible. Fortunately, he was eventually jailed for beating up his wife so we could get rid of him but holy frick.
youre from germany right? also its a good thing bosses cant just fire you like that homosexual
drugs are good because chances are high you will die of cancer regardless if you take drugs or not and since religion is a meme and after death theres nothing you might aswell enjoy this shit show while you can
sobriety is for people in their 40s
Rocket League and Brawlhalla - I don't particularly enjoy either, but I have a couple of friends who love both and insist on playing them a few nights a week so I go along with it because I want us to spend time together.
I've been trying to get them both into strategy games, but it's a bit like asking a couple of footballers to switch gears into chess.
try some of the baby games like xcom, civ v or vi. usually gets people into the idea of em.
We tried Civ 6 and it went really poorly. I think I might have better luck with Total War (I think doing at least skirmishes would be a good intro to more tactical games).
age of empires 2 is good because everything makes sense to a person who has no idea what's going on, i tried playing total war with a some people who had played a few rts games and it confused them
I also had a rare Serria Nevada that was made by monks that came in a wine bottle, it was a Saison or something like that and it was fricking amazing.
Skyrim
The last of us
He's right though, alcohol tastes fricking awful
Yeah, alcohol doesn't taste good. You just drink it anyway for the effects.
I loved Total Wine, that place would be like Christmas for me. Androits "Depths of Hell" IPA, had an after taste of smoke, that was wild.
People on Ganker are too dumb to appreciate XKCD
there is no such thing as "good" tasting beer, just beer that tastes "less bad". you've never LIKED beer, you drank beer because your friends made you drink it at parties. Then you got so used to drinking it just to get drunk, that afterwards, later, you became able to enjoy it because you got so used to its awful taste. Basically, if you enjoy the taste of alcohol, it's because you are a pathetic weak-brained loser who got peer pressured as a kid (and folded, equally pathetically) and drank beer because your friends made you, despite not even liking it, and just wanting to fit in.
There is no argument to this, nobody naturally enjoys the taste of beer, so you are
A: only drinking to get drunk, because you feel like you have to to either be likable or you are immature
or
B: your friends made you drink it and you wanted to feel cool and like an adult, so you drank it until the taste tasted less shit
either way, you're a b***h, and if you enjoy alcohol it's the easiest way to tell you're weakwilled and crumble to society's expectations of you.
>either way, you're a b***h, and if you enjoy alcohol it's the easiest way to tell you're weakwilled and crumble to society's expectations of you.
>I DON'T DO THIS THING SO I'M BETTER
Yeah, and people think you're annoying for it. It's cool if you don't drink, but you need to get kicked off your pedestal for it.
>stands in your path
Yes, back when Halo 3 came out I got on the hype train despite hating Halo because it was a casual arena shooter and I would rather play unreal tournament.
Oh and check this shit out, Red Stripe is basically Budweiser in a different bottle and name. I didn't know that, and worked at a grocery store where I was told by a distributer that "New Belgium" was nothing but a fake "indie" beer company.
No. If shit sucks, it sucks.
Literally never. Hence why I never played Fortnite or the game with the sus meme
You think of those forgotten games, but failed to think of Palworld, hmm
almost like Palworld is universally acclaimed as the best game of 2024... strange...
Take the Trappist-pill anons
I had a mango habanero cider once and that easily makes the list of the top 10 worst things I've ever consumed
Literally not a single soul in the history of mankind liked beer the first time they tried it. Absolutely nobody thought "wow this is delicious" the first time. People are forcing themselves to drink it and then after they conditioned their brain to like it they call it an acquired taste or something equally moronic as that. So yeah that pic is 100% right
I liked it
That counts for like half the foods you try as a child.
I currently like everything that i found disgusting as a child.
Now i can taste the plethora of underlying flavors in bitter.
I never experienced this so I feel cheated. The things that were vile back then are still vile now, every one of them.
I didn't like a lot of vegetables as a kid either and shit like tomatoes basically made me vomit but now I fricking love them. Not liking something at first does not necessarily mean it's bad.
What does this thread have to do with video games?
ipa tastes like potting soil and ill never understand why anyone likes it
>but muh high alcohol
just drink liquor
People that adhere to two-shake for fear of social stigma are moronic, three-shake is what's needed to get the job done.
I pretended to like minecraft when my friends bought a server for about 2 weeks until I snapped
Just dont drink beer then? I have yet to meet anyone who actually gives a shit when I choose to not drink. Same thing with not liking certain games or not playing certain games with your friends, most people arent so autistic and unsocialised as to not understand different people have different tastes and preferences.
>I have yet to meet anyone who actually gives a shit when I choose to not drink
Whenever I turn down anyone's beer they all react like I've just stabbed them in the balls, in a sort of mix of "Wait no what the frick that's outside the conditioning" and "I cant believe you're turning down a BEER and making ME look bad" when you insist, it's got to the point that I just roll with "Sorry, I cant do alcohol, liver and all" since it just gets over the issue WAY faster than having someone demand an in depth explanation on why your tastes are not the same as theirs
never happened to me, usually if I don't drink, people understand and offer me something else like a soft drink or water
>I MUST MAKE EVERY PREFERENCE I HAVE AN ASPECT OF MY PERSONALITY
why do people think anyone gives the slightest shit about what you like or dislike? that just reeks of insecurity
>Steel Reserve
THAT STUFF IS THE FRICKING DEVIL
whatchu know bout that? probly tons
I never drank as much as people thought, I only drank heavily at rallies due to my social anxiety. Frick off.
Well, there was two times in my life I fell off the wagon(Richmond, and when I got here), but I don't want to hear shit when I'd show up or be at someone's house and they had 215812058120 empty boxes of beer.
You just like to run your mouth, homosexual.
it's just a quote from a video, buddy.
>"FRICK"
>that is the only acceptable thing to say after drinking a steel reserve
Sometimes youtube comments can be on point, I actually laughed out loud.
>why do people think anyone gives the slightest shit about what you like or dislike?
u clearly do give a shit tho
>the virgin keep everything to myself vs the chad scream all opinions and thoughts through a megaphone regardless of social context
>Just try it! It doesn't taste like fish.
IT ALWAYS TASTES LIEK FRICKING FISH
>guys, im gonna trick anon into drinking seawater again tonight
Seawater won't make me sick, it's only seafood. I'll just turn pale, sweat a lot, and fricking destroy a toilet. Won't kill me or anything.
It sounds like you actually ARE allergic to seafood, anon.
No shit?
That should be excuse enough then. Anyone who tries to make you eat it after knowing you have an allergy to it is just a prick. Probably not worth being friends with tbh.
>hurr you're a cuck for not being peer pressured
post tattoos and dumb haircut
>acquired taste
>what do you mean I don't like it immediately? WHY ARE PEOPLE LYING?!?!?!
I used to think I hated people but if I'd only known how much worse it would get
>dude this tastes like shit
>dont worry just drink more and you'll eventually start liking it
>But why would I
>dudetrustme down the hatch go go go dont question it
My main take on this is how you're daring to have your own opinion on it and standing for it, and it offends them because they did not have the balls to offend whoever forced it on them, or that it just sheds light on their own idiotic judgement on them getting into it on their own just for social acceptance, making them realize that it was a very stupid choice and making you indirectly hurt their pride
>people who like things I don't are actually lying to themselves
whew lad
Isn't that the general opinion of Gankerirgins regarding video games?
Reading comprehension, rarto, this is all about the opposite side "People who DONT like what I do are wrong, I know better than them and I have the social right to impose it on them as it was imposed on me", not mentioning at any point the people that liked the stuff from the get go
I agree, black coffee tastes like complete shit
Every single game made after 2014 that my toaster cannot run or emulate
Still gonna fap to quality porn of their female characters getting savagely raped by animlas though
why are normalgays so rape-y about disliking food items
>oh, you don't like [food]? time to sneak it into every meal
>everyone help me get anon to like [food]
frick off
idk that never happened to me, maybe you're just hanging out with buttholes
People do that to vegans/vegetarians too and think it's hilarious to care that much about another persons diet which is extremely personal. Sometimes, even making them sick just for something stupid. It's strange how much people care for the personal choices and habits of others, especially when those choices aren't harming anyone.
Who the frick does that
What the frick, Black person
The worst thing that was even remotely similar to this was my mother lying to me about putting onions in things but she was just trying to get me to eat some vegetables
Just because OP is a homosexual doesn't mean the entire thread have to suck dicks
Oh yes it does
Honestly I don't get drinking for the taste, I do it regularly with friends, tried different kind of things, beer, wine, whiskey, even the weirder stuff, and to me it just taste really bitter and that's it.
But I get the point of hanging out with friends and having fun with them so why b***h about it?
No but I've refrained from talking shit
no but i have pretended to hate video games i actually like just to frick with people here since they're well received here
>pic
all alcohol tastes like absolute garbage, it only tastes okay - ish if you mix it with soft drinks until you can't taste the alcohol anymore. it's also the lowest tier of drug imaginable, terrible hangovers, potentially lethal in smallish amounts, causes literal brain damage, addictive, tons of calories, expensive as frick if you drink in bars / restaurants and the 'high' is mid tier at BEST. alcoholics are also the grossest looking addicts out there - other junkies at least don't become fricking obese on top of being junkies
stop being plebs and do a real drug, like ketamin or high purity amphetamin. or literally anything that isn't alcohol.
I used to think this until I started having dark beer and porters
It’s only “light beer” like bud light (gender fluid) that tastes like piss water
I did this but instead of a video game it was jujutsu kaisen, eventually I stopped reading because the writing was too shit to justify doing so
I've never intentionally done anything to fit in with anyone.
In general I'm so against bandwagoning, I usually don't bother with things I hear about for months or years, if ever.
The only exceptions to this were Pokémon and YGO and it's because the collecting aspect plus designs were interesting enough to me to override my disdain for their popularity.
>i don't like beer therefore noone like beer
what the frick is this moronation, or is this autism?
American cultural dualism stemming from their political dualism and, even farther back, from their puritan ancestors. You either do one thing or the absolute opposite thing, there is no middle ground. In both cases, you'll be called a nazi or communist by the people who do the thing opposite to yours, and you'll call them communists or nazis.
I love beer. I used to ask for small sips when I was a kid and my parents were drinking beer because I loved the taste.
Never
What game
shadow the hedgehog
DMC remake
RTS is just proto-asshomosexuals but for nerdy yuropoors rather than nerdy brazilians and yte both cater to bugmen. WC3 is cool, Warhammer campaigns are cool, hotkey races are not.
>enjoy a video game
>fit in with your peers
lol
lmao
beer tastes literally god-tier if you're really thirsty for one, though. if you've busted your ass extra hard that week and you come home that friday or saturday and you're just fricking beat and you're sweatyand aching, then a pn extra cold brewski is literally the best thing in the entire universe. makes me sleep like a baby afterwards.
Beer trastes the best in the summer.
not all of them, porters and bocks are way better during the winter IMO