Haven

Playstaion has acquired Haven
>Who
I don't fricking know.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They're just making up studio names to try and drive hype.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >bought a studio with literally 0 games under their belt. TWICE
      Fitting.

      >buying Jade Raymond's new studio before they even made anything
      Good job Sony, at least they secured themselves some blowjobs.

      >create studio full of industry veterans while they are new and cheap
      >NOOOOOOOOO YOU HAVE TO PAY BILLIONS FOR BRAND NAME STUDIOS SO PEOPLE BUY YOUR GAMES BASED OFF BRAND ALONE
      good thing you are NEETs and not in positions of power or a lot of people will lose their job off your moronation

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        These studios "full of industry veterans" rarely amount to anything, and most of the time said veterans were kicked out from their original studio for a reason.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          prove they were "kicked out", its funny the mental gymnastics this board goes though. Oh you left [studio] and made new studio? You must have been hated and kicked out! You people didn't know this studio existed 2 minutes ago

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            This is just moronic and lacks total awareness of the situation in the game industry. His comment is misleading but they definitely were kicked out. Pretty much 100% of game industry staff gets fired at the end of a project in the current industry. It doesn't say anything about their competence, just that they have made a game before.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Dunno, I don't think they would've bought them if they didn't like the progress and what they were seeing. They've only been acquiring well run studios. Probably why they didn't just open it as a PS studio in the first place.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Dunno, I don't think they would've bought them if they didn't like the progress and what they were seeing. They've only been acquiring well run studios. Probably why they didn't just open it as a PS studio in the first place.

          They've touted the fact they've made a studio during WFH times. That's literally it. That's all they can puff up. No games, no actual products. Just some cloud architecture to host VMs so people won't need to remote desktop

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Better buy dumpsterfire like ActiBlizz, at least their shit can be discounted at the goypasas before they stop making any games (and become new Rare).

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The only studio of this type that I remember succeeding is Respawn, and even they went to shit with Apex Legends support

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >assassin's creed veteran
        wow, can't wait to play more Horizon adjective noun

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >studio by Industry veterans
        >It's the producer of Assassin's Creed and Stadia games
        kek

        >New and cheap
        If they're such good veterans then why would they be new and cheap? ReroReroReroReroRero lick that boot boy lick it good

        WHERE ARE THE GAMES, MOTHERFRICKER?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >industry veterans
        You mean washed up idiots that think they know better than everyone else because they worked on a popular game once? They haven't done anything of value for over a decade.
        All they do is try to sell you shit games under the tag "From the creators of [nostalgic popular game]". Name one game from an "industry veteran" worth a shit.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          starfield babey

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >NOOOOOOOOO YOU HAVE TO PAY BILLIONS FOR BRAND NAME STUDIOS SO PEOPLE BUY YOUR GAMES BASED OFF BRAND ALONE
        Like they did with Bungie?
        Probably the most moronic purchase in the history of vidya.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Sony bought Bungie because they saw Square pumping billions into that Marvel Avengers live-service game and fricking up royally.
          It's cheaper to spend a few billion on people who can teach your other studios how to avoid wasting a billion dollars on each failed Games-as-a-Service title than just going for it and learning from your mistakes after the fact.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        prove they were "kicked out", its funny the mental gymnastics this board goes though. Oh you left [studio] and made new studio? You must have been hated and kicked out! You people didn't know this studio existed 2 minutes ago

        Dunno, I don't think they would've bought them if they didn't like the progress and what they were seeing. They've only been acquiring well run studios. Probably why they didn't just open it as a PS studio in the first place.

        name one game these people made

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >all these seething replies
        kek, I wonder which other brand is festering in this thread

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          [...]
          name one game these people made

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            learn to reply to the right person, based moron

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              answer the question homosexual

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        so just like ms did with the initative, which crashed and burned?

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >bought a studio with literally 0 games under their belt. TWICE
    Fitting.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      how many movies have they made though? that's what matters.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        None. Sony just bought company that literally nothing to offer

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >buying Jade Raymond's new studio before they even made anything
    Good job Sony, at least they secured themselves some blowjobs.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hasn't she gotten married to some cuck that provides for her by now?

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Haven
    what's this, another PC portjob studio?

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Jade Raymond's studio
    Good or Bad sign?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      good for her, she'll bounce in a couple of years

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I love Jade Raymonds game.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >even Sony can't wait to play Jade's game

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    they probably made a gacha or some shit.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Japanese studios when

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    WHAT THE FRICK XBOX XISTERS I THOUGHT SNOY COULDN'T AFFORD ANYTHING
    ONKLE PHIL BUY ANOTHER FAILING PUBLISHER NOW

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They need new names to tie to their live service crap so they can be poster children if they succeed and cut if they fail. It doesn't fricking matter.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.havenstudios.com/en
    This has to be the most pretentious website I've seen

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus Christ. WHERE ARE THE VIDEO GAMES

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It makes you drop your guard with the 90s multimedia CD feel on the landing page, then it hits you with the pozzery and the baby talk. How do these people even function.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If you look at the careers section they've got empty positions for practically every single role you need to have a functioning dev studio and several more that are just made up busywork shit for their friends to collect a paycheck
      Sony literally just bought a bunch of Idea Guys.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Looks like my time to shine then

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's the exact same hollow, soulless marketing gibberish you can find in the powerpoint presentation of any generic corp.

      "At Scrimdale Wealth Management, our passion becomes our work."

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I fricking hate modern web design
      if your webshite needs to load for multiple seconds so you can have your completely worthless white circle follow the cursor about you should be taken out back and shot
      this is all you ever need https://motherfrickingwebsite.com/

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >if your webshite needs to load for multiple seconds
        no, get better internet or a better rig

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >just get a better rig
          that's the fricking sentiment that landed us here in the first place
          more powerful hardware isn't an excuse to be a lazy c**t because 'eh their rig can handle it'

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >it took around 40 seconds to properly load
      >doesn't even show the games they worked on
      my sides

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Games?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's a animated tampon box.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So the only reason they bought this studio is because the CEO was a PRODUCER for Assassin's Creed?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Not just a producer, The producer. She helmed the first game.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Makes sense why it was so fricking boring then.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You say this like it's a bad thing, but its actually the opposite. She took a boring as frick game and turned it into a multimedia franchise worth millions if not billions.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, I guess it makes sense to roll her into the Sony movie-game industry.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        producers don't do anything... she probably got the people working coffee and kept morale up with blowjobs

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Haven
    probably a troony haven

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I want to play Jade's game!

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I CAN'T WAIT TO PLAY JADE'S GAME

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why does this gen just seem like its Sony and Microsoft buying a load of companies and not really making any games? Like whats even coming out on PS5 and Nextbox in the next 3-4 years? This isnt a Nintendo praise thing either as all they have coming is BOTW2 and Metroid Prime 4. Its like all 3 put in bare minimum effort.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      MS bought tons of studios last gen too and it feels like nothing has come of it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >and it feels like nothing has come of it.
        this really is obvious, especially with ninja theory
        >one of the first major dev teams purchased in MS buying spree
        >made hellblade right before this, with a tiny group of devs and low indie budget in 4 years
        >now has MS cash and working on it full force with an expanded studio, has taken 5 years and the title is still nowhere to be seen.
        a lot of the studios are gonna start seeing their main devs drop out and leave. they just wanted the easy paycheck and arent actually working on shit. expect tim schafer to announce hes out next

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The only reason I even own a SeXbox is for blu-ray and back compat.
      I know we say this every generation, but there really are no games.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Game release cycles have become too bloated to develop a new game quickly. They probably have multiple projects in early- or mid-stage development, but any or all of them could get canned for whatever reason tomorrow.
      Graphics homosexualry is the biggest problem. You've got fricking character models with more polygons than all of GTA 3.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because you pretend games you dont like don't exist. Sony already released two big AAA games this year and gow ragnarok is coming in november but they don't count for some reason

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >already
        >two games this year
        >it's july
        >any game that isn't shit will be on pc by 2023
        yep.. it's moron time

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It definitely is moron time because three triple a games is a pretty good number for any publisher. Feel free to post any example of a publisher with more games. AAA games, don't start mentioning nintendo's low budget trash

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >PS5 exclusives
            >Horizon Forbidden West
            Got mogged so hard by Elden Ring it made the devs seethe in public. A game mocked endlessly for being so safe, so shallow, so soulless that it's considered the pinnacle of "open world design by committee"

            Try harder next time.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >it doesn't count!
              I expected nothing else. Nobody said anything about PS5 exclusives by the way
              >Why does this gen just seem like its Sony and Microsoft buying a load of companies and not really making any games?
              that's what i was answering to which is objectively wrong. Horizon doesn't stop existing as a game because is cross gen or is bad according to you

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            sony's AAA is high budget trash

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    literal who

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    buy falcom you Black folk

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What did Falcom ever do to you?

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Haven
    just opening their website sent my pc into overdrive and all my fans spiked to 100% and nothing even loaded yet.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I opened it on my phone which is garbage so I assumed it was just me. Can any web devs here explain why their website is so freaking slow?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I turned hardware-acceleration back on and it loaded better, had the same problem with Github's new sign up page. Idk who is teaching these webdevs but these sites aren't pleasant, they're unresponsive and obtuse to navigate. Looks like a shittier version of a Destiny menu.
        >Press and hold to open portal
        looks like someone missed the first day of accessibility class.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        web devs these days don't care about optimization and making things work across all devices, especially the artsy fartsy types
        the website is loading so many things that are bigger than they have any right to be on a website like this that it's slowing the whole thing down
        see this for more complaining about this
        https://tonsky.me/blog/disenchantment/

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What has Jade Raymond even done besides AssCreed over a decade ago?

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >jade raymond's studio

    I met her a couple of years back and she told me that we should all buy copies of the skyrim anniversary edition

    pic related

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      NOT BUYING YOUR GAME TODD

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Again?

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    OH GOD, I LOVE JADE'S STUDIO!

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Goddamn, Jade is being literally being handed from one industry player to the next
    I know we're making a lot of prostitute jokes about her but damn

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >sony who started the studio that made no games
    >bought their own studio after it made no games
    >hoping their dream of the PS5 having no games would get one step closer.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Microsoft buying big companies for no reason other than Game Pass and to flex to the industry
    >Sony buying literal who studios and sinking ships like Bungie to make it look like they're somehow one-upping Microsoft
    >Nintendo just doing whatever the frick and buying land right in the middle of all this news
    The ride never really ends does it

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >ugghhh Jade your studio is so gooood

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