Hazbin Hotel ruined an entire generation of antagonists

Hazbin Hotel ruined an entire generation of antagonists

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    i dont remember hazbin hotel having pedo furries

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >we're pretending this isn't a pedo furry

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        i dont remember hazbin hotel having pedo furries

        forgot pic

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          So, 1 villain in a shitty indie game that barely anybody played is "an entire generation of antagonists." Is this what we're pretending?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes. I would cite more examples but you're clearly overweight and not worth my time humoring further,.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Mile time, bench, and height. Let's go. I have a pretty fast mile swim too.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Mile time, bench, and height. Let's go. I have a pretty fast mile swim too.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Shit lifts
                >Shit run speed
                >Can't swim
                >Posts nonsense picture
                I'm done with you.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                this only happens when you dont eat enough meat.
                If you have a healthy diet (no vegan or vegetarian bullshit), your teeth with grow up just fine.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                admit your defeat like a real man homosexual instead of running onto your coping image folder

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              cite more examples homosexual

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's only an ironic furry. Only reason he even goes for them in the first game is because Rher is a spiteful little b***h and wants to prevent another god rising. They know a child will ascend, but not which, so he just buys all children.

      Second game he just wants contestant heads because Rher thinks the Termina Festival is fricking funny and is too far removed to give a shit about Logic.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The pedo furries are the ones watching

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      the creator is a pedo furry

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Many such cases.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        fujo furry*

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Never heard of it
    Never seen this game before either but looks like hipster with a side of shit gameplay

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hee hee Hell is actually super cool you have office jobs and demons are so heccin' qwuirky!
    Unironically why are Zoomers and millennials like this? Why are they glorifying Hell?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not real and doesn't make sense even within the Christian doctrine

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I know the planes of oblivion arrant real. but I still know that the daedra are evil and cruel. the push by leftist secular humanist anti-thiest to make satan and demons seen as some symbol of "humanism" and "logic" and "reason" and "critical thinking" and "science" is fricking gay. You can't take a character who has always been seen as the embodiment of evil then plaster "hecking science and trans rights " to it because the churches are filled with pedophiles and the "le israeli sky daddy hands boi-bussy butt cummy cums but the hekin troony goat furry Black person is hekin valid and shit I belive in"
        TST is fricking gay and cringe
        yes I know this thread has nothing to do with them but them and troony hotel and troonava boss are part of a greater cultural diseases by leftist anti-thiest to take advisory symbols of theism and apply some bullshit psudo-postive spin to them because their upset the ancient desert goat herders were right about them.

        Yes I am moronic and I am ESL
        no I will not "take my meds"

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Bruh demons and devil have been equated arts and science since the 17th century (mostly due to the publishing of the Lesser Key of Solomon) which in turn uses even older documents as sources. Hell has an established governing system with titles, legions and domains.
          Take meds

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >it's not real
        Hell has been mentioned in so many pagan religious documentations outside of Christendom as far as the far east. Even fricking Buddhism has it's own variations of hell for the truly depraved and corrupt. Frick you godless Black folk trying to glorify a place meant for absolute depraved sinners and criminals thinking it's this place wigh le heccin' cute anime girls with horns in business suits working in offices and running hotels.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >a place meant for absolute depraved sinners and criminals
          imagine simping for a israelite god that sends people who touch their weiner to an eternal torture dimension, and then imagine believing this same israelite deity is telling you the truth about satan and hell. Absolute golemry

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >a place meant for absolute depraved sinners and criminals
          That’s not true. Morality has no basis on whether you go to hell or not, all that matters is if you believed in Jesus. A spree killer goes to heaven if he becomes a born again Christian on death row while his victims go to hell if they weren’t Christian.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          And not a single one of them are real, they existed as concepts purely to convince their populace/followers to act within certain guidelines. Hell is made up bullshit you can design as however you want. Call it damnation, call it paradise or call it earth, it doesn't matter.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick are you on about? Hell is portrayed as a terrible place filled with terrible people.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I wish

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >1 game
    >"""a generation"""
    Based fat moron

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Careful, he will post a tweet with 2 likes, 1 RT to prove you wrong.

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you bemoan other non issues so effeminately?

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >he's a good antagonist because he rapes children
    hate this trope

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >He's a good protagonist because he rapes children
      Love this trope

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >antagonist
    Pocketcat doesn't really do anything "bad" in either game. He gives you a fair deal on children in Funger 1 that you're free to back out of, while in Termina he's a neutral observer and the worst thing he does is get Olivia to museum but it's unclear whether he even forced her to come with him. Quite a rapscallion, that cat.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      He tried to stop the girl from ascending and creating a new age but I really don't know whether that's something evil or good.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        you do realize he only did that because he's a servant of rher just like lady of the moon is, who is trying to do the exact same thing, right?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Just because you are a servant of a bad guy doesn't mean you are not a bad guy

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you ask New Gods about him they tell you that he's following Rher's orders akin to Lady of the Moon. There's an event in Ma'Habre where he seems to get miffed and threatening but then gets confused when you politely refuse, asking his master for advice, who in turn apparently instructs him to stand down. No reason given despite Rher's supposed beef with Ascended Gods.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Fair enough, makes sense since none of Rher's servants really take that much of an initiative in taking the girl anyway, more like a side objective.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          or maybe he's a schizo just like rher and the rest of his follower.

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does Termina's lore mention anywhere why Logic was built in Prehevil in particular or why ending A stops the festival? If I recall correct Sulfur cultists are using the festival to get recruits so I figure builders of Logic were also tapping into Old God presence or something, but it doesn't really explain why Logic's ascension(?) lets the rest leave.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      idk about the former, but the latter could be due to a number of reasons:
      the will of a newly born old god overriding rher/sulfur's will or prehevil being subsumed by the artificial green. it is said to be calming and pleasant, and even if logic didn't suck in the whole town, she'd still have a profound effect on the town.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >festival started by the traces of the god of madness
      >ended by the birth of the god of logic

      imagine how pissed samarie's gonna be when she finds out

      are you kidding? she'd get on her knees, every ounce of cum from marina's balls and beg for more

      >story of a demigod who took over a country by force all by himself, while shrugging off bullets from an army of soldiers
      >potentially gets shot a total of four times in the head over the course of the game
      >the solution?
      >MORE BULLETS

      >analyze
      >attack head
      ez

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >she'd get on her knees, every ounce of cum from marina's balls and beg for more
        Who wouldn't?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        What exactly did Needles mean by this? Also, is the orgasm ghost supposed to be some sort of chemical-induced hallucination or just obscured presentation? Since Miro apparently toned down the ass rape in Termina.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >toned down the ass rape in Termina.
          As in non existant? I've done all routes and played as 5 characters and never seen a single rape scene. Losing to the poe was fricking disappointing.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            To my knowing there's only that and whatever it is that Needles does to your character. But yeah, the unique game overs are pretty tame compared to the first game aside from maybe human centipede Jesus frick.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            The mobster with a pipe rapes you I forgot his name though he wants you to gargle his balls

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Is it explicitly shown?

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Is it explicitly shown?

              You only see him wank his dick up before the PC wakes up and boots him in the face, initiating a battle (with him bottomless). There's no animated game over scene for it, I think.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                What? Are we talking about the moonscorched mob with a dangling cocoon on his crotch or who?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Caligura. Though I think he only has that event with female characters if sleeping in certain areas and you can only trigger it before he gets moonschoched.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          You were all drugged and hallucinating shit on heroin and you dont actually percieve needles having his way.

          Much hotter that way.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >not wanting to frick marina in his ass until he cums involuntarily
        gull bro would go to town him

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Interact with tower
    >Daan transforms
    >Fight starts
    >Diplomacy initiates
    >“I've given these past few days some thought and... I can't really put my finger on it. There's something awfully familiar about all of this, don't you think old sport? I've got this weird sense of déjà vu from the most random of things. Like please do stop me if you've heard this before - There is an ominous moon staring down on us, this term 'Termina' thrown around awfully lot... ...The accidental inclusion of Bremen army to all this, the three day time limit... And did you get to see those lovely owl cultist chaps yet? It's all just so-- familiar”

    KINO

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Marcoh goes on to teach kids how to beat monsters to death
    Why is he such a chad compared to everyone else?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      August outstyles everyone. I wish we could recruit non-playable contestants to party.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >August outstyles everyone

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          not quite accurate, he jobs to Legarde lmao

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Thus "my job"

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Oh I'm a buffoon I didn't read the filename

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    When is Miro going to add marriage mechanics from the first game?

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    huh?

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is this series so popular with the trans?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Implied Trans protag in the second game

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >implied
        it's pretty explicit

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Marina calls himself a crossdresser in a mind-reading dialogue when asked about his father.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >why do demonic child molesters like show about demons?

      No idea

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick are you talking about? There hasn't even been a generation of antagonists since the show has come out.

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wife (male)

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      imagine how pissed samarie's gonna be when she finds out

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's strongly implied that she already knows. If you have Mind Reading ability from Rher and manage to save Samarie, in the dialogue back at the train she reads your mind and notices that you know mind reading as well and tells you to get out of her head. It'd also make sense since Marina doesn't know Samarie at all, but the latter claims she knows about a lot about the former like Marina's father and their tumultuous relationship, Marina "caressing" (fapping) and trying to get the make-up just right every morning (trying to pass).

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Samarie is heavily implied to have Mind Reading learned.
        That's why she never comes out of the train despite you lying about Marina not being there anymore.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I dont like Marina because he gets the role of the epic funni memester maestro of the game. Everybody acts like its the 50's but Marina. Its sad because the idea of an Occultist from Rome sounds cool.

      imagine how pissed samarie's gonna be when she finds out

      >imagine how pissed samarie's gonna be when she finds out
      She knows, he flat out tells you she saw Marina fap.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        haha, really? kinda had a feeling she'd pull an alice from superjail; her campaign is gonna be fricking wild

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >She knows, he flat out tells you she saw Marina fap.
        When? All she ever says is "I know your secret".

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      S(he)'s so perfect.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      For me it's Marina x Levi

      go back

      I want to look under "her" skirt.

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's Marina x Levi

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do i get a Marina gf?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Find an androgynous crossdresser. Be warned that the actual good looking ones are in short supply, so you're going to have to compete with all the gay sugar daddies for your homosexual wife.
      Don't date trannies, they're basically a bipolar bag of emotions waiting to explode due to the female hormones they take fricking with their way of thought.

      not quite accurate, he jobs to Legarde lmao

      You try beating him solo without your Hardened Heart counter strategy bullshit >:(

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    i can't heckin wait for the pyrocynical video too bros

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Me too, wake me up in 2030 when it's out and is 17 hours long
      I unironically really like his long form content like Utopia and Ultrakill

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    This isn't even shitposting anymore, you need ritalin.
    Creepy aristocrats have been a trope since they were an invented culture.

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >watch every demon is a rainbow or whatever its called + the first episode
    >hear no news on Hazbin Hotel after that
    >only clips of Helluva boss once in a while on my feed
    So... is it dead?

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >story of a demigod who took over a country by force all by himself, while shrugging off bullets from an army of soldiers
    >potentially gets shot a total of four times in the head over the course of the game
    >the solution?
    >MORE BULLETS

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sure, he can shrug off a barrage of bullets from an army
      But can he take a fistfull of glass into his eyes? (the answer is no)

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    More villains should be pleasure-obsessed degenerates, because that's 100% accurate to reality. The problem is when this is portrayed as quirky and funny instead of a reason to hate them.

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

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    >I WONT STOP SCREAMING YOUR NAME
    >UNTIL YOU RELEASE THE UPDATE
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  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    what the frick do i do after i kill that torture guy? I DONT UNDERSTANDDD. i have a mockup book BUT I CANT FIND THE FRICKING BOOKSHELF WITH THE DOOR BEHIND IT. GAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's in the library section of the map where you also have dark priests gathered around a crucified guy.

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine how obnoxious the writing and references are going to be on a modern-day F&H3

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >F&H but in F&H's version of Los Angeles, California

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just wait til miro troons out

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >implying F&H3 is going to be something outside of Logic hivemind decaying and humanity going haywire thanks to living directly connected to an Old God itself.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Logic creates social media
      >Pocketcat blends in at a furry convention and refers to F&H memes
      >Yellow Mages wear yellow anti-social social club hoodies
      >Dark Priests create meme templates referring to Old Gods
      >Spurdo or Gondola-like as an optional boss fight
      >Sergals are noble savages on government gibs
      >some New God becomes a streamer
      >playable characters: hacker otaku who's a huge fan of cartoons from Kingdom of Edo, pregnant single mom, drag queen with a dilation mechanic (gives Gro-Goroth affinity when performed at his meme templates), some hilly billy boomer as Caligura 2.0
      >one of the human villains is an expy of Musk or Zuckerberg

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Zalgo optional boss

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        postal dude should replace caligura

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Aren't Yellow Mages arab/african?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Mostly yeah. Eastern Sanctuaries / Eastern Union is F&H's version of Middle East, which is where Yellow Mages originate from, whereas O'saa is from Abyssonia (Africa). But I guess technically anyone could become a "practitioner" of their ideology as they're basically just power hungry self-serving occultists using magic to further their personal goals.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Pregnant single mom
        >"Fear is accelerating labor"
        >"The fetus is tearing your womb apart"
        >"Miscarriege is inescapable"
        >"You died of massive blood loss"

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hazbin hotel invented alice in wonderland

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    So what was the festival's original prize?
    A free mind frick from Rher?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      An extra penis, free of charge

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >So what was the festival's original prize?

      Of course the Trickster god would give you a fancy price after butchering your own hometown for nothing.

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    where do i go after meeting the barbarian dude for the first time? and why doesnt anyone wanna join my party ; - ;

  29. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wrong board, buddy

    [...]

  30. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    bompa

  31. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    this game is FRICKING TRASH.
    >d-dude here's your combat and loot system that's completely dependent on a literal fricking coinflip
    >d-dude hehehe wouldn't it be hehehehe so cool if hehehehe enemies still attacked after you killed them hehehehe
    >d-dude... why explain anything??? le epic.... DARK SOULS OF RPGMAKER
    WORST GAME I HAVE EVER HAD THE DISPLEASURE OF FRICKING PLAYING

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      filtered

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        go back

        actual incels filtered by sex.

        >he actually played the game instead of just watching an E-celeb
        Dumbass

        it's not the same. some things you have to experience for yourself

        Oh no... anyway.
        [...]
        Ahhh I never confronted him like that, usually just kill him by saving Levi. Time for my 6th playthrough.

        yeah i fricking won. your game is trash. with RNG in other games, you at least get something even if its not very good. in this SHIT GAME, you get absolutely nothing if you fail the coinflip (which is a bullshit mechanic). SHIT FRICKING GAME.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he actually played the game instead of just watching an E-celeb
      Dumbass

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh no... anyway.

      Caligura. Though I think he only has that event with female characters if sleeping in certain areas and you can only trigger it before he gets moonschoched.

      Ahhh I never confronted him like that, usually just kill him by saving Levi. Time for my 6th playthrough.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      go back

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can perform Just Guard against coin flip attacks that skips the coin flip in your favor. Some enemies follow a pattern while others announce through mid-battle text descriptions that they're preparing something wacky beforehand.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah once you know a trick or two the games are too easy. Anon just has skill issues.

  32. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I miss when Spidey hung out with AJ.

  33. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >finally have party members and a good setup
    >try using bed 5 different times
    >fail all coin clips, girl's wound gets infected, and we die
    wow epic game design. SHIT GAME

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just go to a floor with no enemies at all and keep trying to sleep

  34. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Despite Miro's attempts to the contrary, this game is still such a masterpiece.

    Why do people from the cold parts of Europe make such kino?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Their countries and the people in them are garbage, so they compensate it by having ridiculous amounts of talent

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I feel it's the opposite, at least for Finland. The government pays you all sorts of stuff, like housing assistance and income support just for existing, with free education and healthcare and potential autism bucks to the point that welfare traps are a constant talking point among politicians.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Imma be honest
          I forgot Finland existed

  35. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    game is so much more fun with party members

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