Just wakin' up in the mornin', gotta thank God
I don't know, but today seems kinda odd
No barkin' from the dog, no smog
And mama cooked the breakfast with no hog
I got my grub on, but didn't pig out
Finally got a call from a girl I wanna dig out
Hooked it up for later as I hit the door
Thinkin', "Will I live another twenty-four?"
I gotta go 'cause I got me a drop-top
And if I hit the switch, I can make the ass drop
Had to stop at a red light
Lookin' in my mirror, not a jacker in sight
And everything is alright
I got a beep from Kim, and she can frick all night
Called up the homies and I'm askin' y'all
"Which park are y'all playin' basketball?"
Get me on the court and I'm trouble
Last week, fricked around and got a triple-double
Freakin' homies every way like MJ
I can't believe today was a good day (Shit)
where do i order glaceon untamed?
Here you go go- I mean friend! Don’t worry about payment, this one is on the house.
You don't want an untamed Glaceon. They shit and piss all over the house.
it’s ok, she shits ice cubes
>it’s ok, she shits ice cubes
Just wakin' up in the mornin', gotta thank God
I don't know, but today seems kinda odd
No barkin' from the dog, no smog
And mama cooked the breakfast with no hog
I got my grub on, but didn't pig out
Finally got a call from a girl I wanna dig out
Hooked it up for later as I hit the door
Thinkin', "Will I live another twenty-four?"
I gotta go 'cause I got me a drop-top
And if I hit the switch, I can make the ass drop
Had to stop at a red light
Lookin' in my mirror, not a jacker in sight
And everything is alright
I got a beep from Kim, and she can frick all night
Called up the homies and I'm askin' y'all
"Which park are y'all playin' basketball?"
Get me on the court and I'm trouble
Last week, fricked around and got a triple-double
Freakin' homies every way like MJ
I can't believe today was a good day (Shit)
I call them HM hoes
Even the males?
Males can be hoes too. I dont discriminate based on gender.
>he used HM's
casual
I call them slaves, who calls them mules?
"Mules" implies they were the product of breeding, "Slaves" you can just capture in the wild
Glaceon should get Snow Warning
Maybe it will if people stop being a cumbrain for Glaceon.
Why is it drooling
She's using the Chilling Water attack
If Glaceongays like you are anything to go by, I hope it gets Truant
Moat furries dont even play the games. They just come here for fap material and seek attention with their degenerate ways.
>Moat furries
I've never seen a moat furry before. Are the medieval themed?
vaporeon
Afraid so
Most of the furries here do play the games, though.
Yeah, Mystery Dungeon ones
Not furries who self insert as human males. They post in current team threads.
Those aren’t furries, that’s healthy male sexuality
>HMiggers
I named my Seismitoad "Slave" and Bank told me I had to delete her name. Now my Pokémon is nameless, thanks Game Freak.
sounds like what reddit says to not offend their massa.
I hate you so much
HM partners
>he calls Starter Pokémon "First Partner Pokémon"
>not naming your Water-type HM user "Surf Serf"
NGMI
she's my HMployee
It's HMburger and I don't want any objections (HMployees is also acceptable)
I only come to this board to post about how much I want to frick pokemon.
>slave
>mule
Respect HM workers. HM work is real work.