>He didnt leave Gale at camp and forget about him for the rest of the game

>He didn’t leave Gale at camp and forget about him for the rest of the game

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's wrong with Gale?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      He keeps trying to rape me

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        They're actually fixing that.
        Apparently some moron set the romance requirements too low.
        They called it a bug but it was really just a bad dev decision.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I was wondering why the frick he kept sexually harassing me and everyone in the camp was talking how in love we were despite the fact that I had only talked to him like 3 times and never even brought him in my party.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's a Sonic OC

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >he didnt chop his hand off
    ngmi

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he didn't bit his hand off

      based

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >he didn't bit his hand off

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    jokes on you. I AM GALE

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    gale is ass in the early game but he's really good in mid and late game

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Gale leaves the party when you refuse to talk to him

    Loved it when I could tell him to frick off with his wizard shit

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I did that for Karlach and Wyll.

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw they fixed Gale being a homosexual rapist
    I won't be the same

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    i tried making him commit sudoku and that killed everyone around him

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Wanna see a magic trick?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yea sure just don't sexually assault me.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        You were literally asking for it

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're right, I didn't do that. I told him he is good enough as he is and now we are getting married, and I'll be part of the Dekarios clan.

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't even rescue him from the portal. I thought it was a trap. I didn't think saying no would permanently deny me of a playable character. I also kind of like that though, new shit for another playthrough. Going in blind and only occasionally googling mechanics made the game way more fun.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, i also like how the dream guardian really looks like this. He's a male mindflayer named, "the emperor"

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >male

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Tadpole didnt consume a female, they make it perfectly clear

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        i ended up letting karlach frick him just for her to deny him at the end and having him fight for the evil brain.

        speaking of, how do you even do the last boss fight against the brain? i ended up letting gale blow him self up to end the game. whenever i tried to fight the brain, i could only get to it with 1 or 2 characters still alive.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          You can summon all the people you helped in side quests as meat shields. I think I didn't even have a character take an action during the first part of the final battle, just because every turn was about summoning 5 more dudes or a dragon to frick things up.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            i think my save bugged out and didnt actually give me the horn. i sure as shit couldnt find it in the inventory of any of my characters.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          In your first turn summon something near the dragon so the mind flayers spam magic missile at that not you. Then what I did was just cast dimension door and then the paladin teleport and burned 2 of the mindflayers down with smites in the first turn.

          Basically just use teleports and its an easy fight. Spamming summons as meat shields is good too

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Make a hot girl
        >Know something is up when I keep seeing her
        >Think about how fricked it would be if it was the parasite playing tricks on you
        >Its much worse
        Frick this guy, give me back my perfect dream wife.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          But he is the dream wife.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            FRICK YOU TENTACLE MAN

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Gale is creating a little magical depiction of Mystra's head
    >"Oh, that's pretty cool. Wonder what he'll talk about"
    >Invites me to practice magic with him
    >Join him and succeed in every roll
    >He starts getting closer and closer to me and tries to initiate something romantic
    >This is after he already tried during the goblin camp destruction celebration
    >Where I shut that shit down almost immediately
    Why is this gay such a sex pest? LEAVE ME ALONE. IM COMMITTED TO THE FROG.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mystra groomed him

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Halsin's the same way

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ganker, learning what it's like to be a roastie

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    He has one mega kino moment that makes up for his aggressive homolust

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is this if you havge him an hero in act 2. I just told him to stop being a moron when he tried to blow himself up.

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I didnt. Thats because he's me. Literally me.

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >leaves, leaving behind a little passive aggressive note about how you never talked to him
    not my job.

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    TORtanic 2.0

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >bro invites you to sesh outside camp
    >sits way too close
    >"man its really fricked that im going to suicide bob"
    >dont be odd about personal space because hes probably going through a lot
    >hear him out because this is probably something important
    >"bro, im in love with you"
    >leave
    Gale is the cliché bad gay friend, the type that tries to frick his bros and does it in a pathetic way.

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    as a gay, why does he gross me the frick out? can anybody explain?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Outside of his romantic behaviour, Gale acts like a foppish college professor who's trying to be cool, only he doesn't have much leadership talent. He's also Mythra's simp and his backstory is about him being dumped so he comes off as weak. Together they make him seem pathetic. Him not accepting it when he gets shot down also makes him a creep for violating the bro code.

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I completed the whole game but totally missed him at the start

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I played a wizard so when I got home out of the waypoint thing I told him to frick off. I only had Shadowfart at the time.

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I killed him and then his reddit ghost said some shit and then we all died a few days later.

    Had to remake my character and everything.

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >becomes a God
    >immediately jobs to Mystra
    Meh ending.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The game gets way to high stakes for the level you're playing at.
      As if Raphael who jobs to a level 12 party is going to overthrow the Archdevils of Hell with his macguffin crown.

  26. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I did, and killed him multiple times with astarion to get the buff. At the end of the game he randomly shows up at the dock and begs me to find the karsus crown to make him a God.

    What a shit fricking game and fricking shit story.

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