>he doesn't fuel his gaming sessions with the superior carbonated water

>he doesn't fuel his gaming sessions with the superior carbonated water

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    OP are you some homosexual hipster?
    Are you gay?
    Are you European? (Also gay by default or just a sexual degenerate?)
    It's okay if you are. I mean people can choose whatever they want to "fuel up" - which is just a stupid way of saying hydrated while they keep playing their skinner box simulations.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      only in Ganker will you find someone comparing liking carbonated water to being a homosexual

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      obese sugar addict hands typed this
      you'll die at 55 or be a broken whale living in agony if you make it any further

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >feeble beta male office drone hands typed this, deathly afraid of even a single extra calorie

        Everyone drank regular coke in the 50s and 60s and none of them were fat, just be active and work a REAL job and there's no problem. You useless homosexual.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he literally drinks poison that binds to red blood cells permamently making them useless for circulating oxygen

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >drinking water instead of soda is gay
      Mutt fatty cope.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Are you gay?
      yes

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >he doesn’t buy store brand at like 50 cents per liter
    It tastes exactly the same

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      pellegrino is pretty bad ngl this one is the best and I've tried many

      moron

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Pellegrino is pretty bad
        >post Lidl grade water

        Just have a nice day..

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      enjoy your microdick, plasticcel

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was kino until nestle bought it

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Best Bubly flavors:
    >Cherry
    >Lime
    >Pineapple
    >Apple
    >Raspberry

    Flavors that are literal garbage:
    >Strawberry

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cherry is dogshit that tastes like cheap throwaway cherry suckers and strawberry is the third best behind pineapple and coconut pineapple. Tastes like a fricking strawberry right out of the freezer.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Crushing some RB's right now.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    kneel

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Real chad water coming through

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    There are fricking sparkling water snobs now? Or am I being left out of some epik Gankeredditor injoke?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Go back to your dr pleb

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Do you also collect hot sauces and make your own coffee blend, you spastic hipster?

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want that Aquafina, b***h! I wanna sip that shit, yes!

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >this thread

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      FRICK ALL

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      wa'a

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did you post dollar store water instead of Bubly?

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >needs CO2 in his fricking water
    this is peak cringe

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love san pell it's the best one.
    I am prettt sure it gave me chronic GERD after drinking regularly for a few months.
    Then later I find out the same thing happened to my mom after our trip to Italy
    I hate it I really love sparkling water but it is too acidic for me to have it anymore.

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    VICHY is the best water

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    sorry I carbonate my own water

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    perrierGODS, our status?

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a salt of the earth working class blue collar kinda gamer, I drink my from the garden hose

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Carbonated water is disgusting

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    San Pellegrino?
    More like gay gaygagayino.
    Perrier is, and always will be, the superior sparkling mineral water.

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