He don't miss! Gamedev really is like that.

He don't miss! Gamedev really is like that.

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I’m convinced that being a fan of metal gear is a serious mental illness

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Its a bad joke about management being incompetent and promising things without considering, it has nothing to do with game developers other than the fact that they also have incompetent managers and an obligatory MGS reference to signal that the author is a GAMER, how do you do fellow GAMERS?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        but the scream means he got the game over screen so is the actual joke that senior devs agree with the junior devs that features can't be added easily? In which case what's the joke?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The joke is that an incompetent manager deserves to be flayed by the team that they are mismanaging

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      a real game dev would never admit they can add features, so he blew his cover and is now being subject to chinese water torture

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Female devs btfo

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    still handles it better than the female department

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ahem

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >indie game dev: Yes.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why are devs liars?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        holy

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I kneel

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        well done anon

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        HahahahahahaHAHAHAHA

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why are Us gamers represented in such a negative way? When will we rise up from this oppression!?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        is this a wailing wall reference? Any israelites here able to explain the joke?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I think it is an attempt to mock gamers (note the exaggerated stereotypes of fat cheeto-covered neckbeards) by juxtaposing the (supposedly silly) digital tragedy of Stellar Blade censorship with the (allegedly serious) real life tragedy of the continued existence of the state of Israel.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think it is an attempt to mock gamers (note the exaggerated stereotypes of fat cheeto-covered neckbeards) by juxtaposing the (supposedly silly) digital tragedy of Stellar Blade censorship with the (allegedly serious) real life tragedy of the continued existence of the state of Israel.

        You would think that we'd be fine with the new slur on the wall.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Isn't it about losing it?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            don't really care about the hyperbole surrounding the censorship of the generic asiaticshit game, but I think people were mostly upset that they had to change anything at all because Sony eventually had them patch things out. I just think it's funny that the one change shown in the comic turned into something of equal value.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/4Mp1brR.jpeg

      He don't miss! Gamedev really is like that.

      >I am going to spend my life working to sabotage the hobby of people I hate

      Who is worse translators? Or modern devs?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Real gamedev is hard af. Developing rendering pipelines, shaders, physics etc takes lots of skill and learning.

      Modern """""""gamedev""""""", which is buying assets from unity store and dragging them into a scene via graphical ui, is so easy even a lobotomized monkey can do.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Stuff like this is why my whole department makes fun of game development. When people make little mistakes or errors, we say shit like
      >woah look out we have a game developer over here
      >hey buddy why don't you go work for a game dev
      >future indie game dev right here guys
      Game developers are the ass-end of software development jokes. If we made a quarter of the errors that they make, my company would receive billions of dollars in lawsuits. But I guess that is why we are paid 4-5 times more than "game developers", because we're actually skilled.

      Game devs are the McDonalds employees of software engineering and 99.99% of their complaints are solved by getting an actual education and actually learning software.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    EL OH EL

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I guess the joke is that he's gay?

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why does this guy make comic strips from the perspective of a programmer (actual dev) when he's a concept artist (disposable monkey)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So he can pretend he have any ground to stand on when he inevitably gets fired for being useless

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >do you think WE can add this feature?
    Wait, so the guy with the microphone that is clearly drawn like a journalist is actually a part of the dev team?

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sitting on computer all day arguing and posting "my day as developer" videos isn't hard. You know what's hard? Actual work. Something you don't do just pressing buttons on a keyboard. They should try working in construction.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thinking is hard, doing menial tasks is easy.
      That's why the former get paid more.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    But what about women?

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >since a week now
    Either a moron or an ESL. Either way it only adds to how much I hate this guy

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a single game with this guy in the credits

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      was this inspires by kultur-terror, or was there something closer?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine loving brown people so much that you seethe like this about people who dislike them.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      where's the ben garrison sig?

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The feature the devs want you to think they have to implement
    >hyper complex feature that would needs the entire world population to figure out
    What they're actually complaining about
    >can you unbind physics from the framerate?

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Buy an ad you worthless Black person.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get it, does this just mean that junior devs never want to challenge themselves and the senior dev got into his position because he's always adding in new things? And the junior dev is more than happy to stagnate?

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I AM A GAME DEV
    >I AM A GAME DEV
    >I AM A GAME DEV
    >I AM A GAME DEV
    >I AM A GAME DEV

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    LAM finally updated

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