>He fell for the gaming chair meme
Dying in that FPS is going to feel really immersive when the gas cylinder in your chair randomly explodes and fires a metal piston up your anus.
>He fell for the gaming chair meme
>He fell for the gaming chair meme
Dying in that FPS is going to feel really immersive when the gas cylinder in your chair randomly explodes and fires a metal piston up your anus.
>no close up of the chair when it catches fire
Fake and gay.
kek what
the first one is a normal quality chair, but with a damaged cylinder.
the second one is a black market product where they used normal air to pressurize the gas cylinder instead of a gas mixture without oxygen. Oxygen is flammable.
Was his butthole smoking? What caused the spark? Static?
>Was his butthole smoking?
I meant the exploding chair in the video.
rapidly compressing air causes it to combust. like how piston engines work by compressing fuel vapour really quick causing a bang.
Ah, I see. Cool. Thats one fun way to reassign your gender.
>Rupture metal cylinder
>Generates sparks due to metal on metal rupture
>Spark+compressed flammable air =boom
>sit on chinese knockoff chair
>explode in fiery death
jesus, everything fricking explodes in china
Even in bed the die. I saw a chinese dude goin to bed and the bed fricking starts burning before exploding.
Of course before that there was a liveleak logo and i think the dude didn't listen to it.
ook wtf? im scared of my chairs now
>finally showing a close up at the end of the video right before impact
>switches back to far away camera
im so fricking mad
>the chinese are so inherently deceitful that they can't even be trusted to show one of their self-combusting pieces of crap actually self-combusting
when you buy all your office chairs at the goldeneye surplus store
China namba wan
Bullshit. I watched in slo-mo at 0:36 the chair jumps before the bag touches.
so as long as you aren't fat (or american) and you don't jump on your chair in excitement like a steamy/nintendy you are safe
you have a higher chance of choking on your food than you do your chair exploding.
countries spend billions of dollars on provably ineffective vaccines for mostly harmless diseases
>mostly harmless diseases
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Measles
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polio
>virus deactivated through chick embryos
>virus deactivated through formalin
>mystery serum swished around in a beaker before being injected directly into your bloodstream
meme diseases that never existed. ~~*(they*~~) made them up to push vaccines
mostly peaceful insurrection
mostly safe death camps
mostly bloodless genocides
>mostly peaceful insurrection
Stayed walking between the lines and never brought guns (Despite being the largest gun owning demographic in the entire world owning more guns collectively than any military in the world)
you're talking to people who think earth is flat
Flat Earth is the israeli view
https://odysee.com/@CJBbooks.com:8/The_Flat_Earth_Psyop:0
Areas with 99% "vaccine" coverage had just as many cases as any other place
https://news.sky.com/story/covid-19-irelands-co-waterford-has-one-of-the-highest-vaccination-rates-in-the-world-so-why-are-cases-surging-12461642
ergo the "vaccines" were useless, other than to increase the prophet margins of the pharma companies that produced it, and to enrich the corrupt politicians who instituted the national vaccination programs with.
this image always terrifies me every time i see it.
This won’t happen if you live in a civilized country. Chinese manufacturers have to follow foreign regulations when they import products. Picrel happened in China where they couldn’t care less about their own safety, much less their own people.
could care less*
moron
Couldn't care less means they care so little that they couldn't care any less.
Could care less means that they care enough that they could care less.
If this was bait, you're still moronic.
could care less implies that you still care some, and can in fact, care less about something
couldn't care means you've reached the point that you no longer have any amount of care
moron
have a nice day
Now
Holy ESL
It's a dog eat dog world...
good bait, anon. Zoomers are so fricking moronic and think everyone online is being genuine lmao
>This won’t happen if you live in a civilized country
give it another decade or two of mass-immigration coupled with DEI intitiatives and we'll have these sorts of safety standards in Europe and the US too.
I remember this video
I distinctly remember some chinese news footage with actual cg animation of the metal piece shooting in someones butthole, it was kek
same. I'm actually searching for a decent chair right now. The one with the shaft that supports 18 thousand tones of weight is what I'm almost pulling the trigger on. Thanks to that image that has been haunting me for over 10 years.
>I'm actually searching for a decent chair right now
do you really need a chair though?
Or will a recliner do fine?
My chair doesn't have one of those
I'm not a 300lb american fat frick who slams his ass down into the chair because he simply cannot lower himself down normally so I don't feel in danger.
Thats not an overpriced gayming chair though. Thats a low quality office chair call center#8382982829 managers buy seat-filler#739299494.
I do store lots of heavy boxes on one of my old gaming chairs that I was gonna use for console gaming.
it won't hurt me becuz I will counter the explosion with farting!!!!! xD
I feel like gaming chairs set up everybody to think comfortable supported sitting is a pipedream and your chair needs to look like it belongs in a racecar because that's what the streamers do but consider;
1. They actually look fricking stupid
2. They are made of the same trash pressed plywood and Styrofoam you'd find in your average Staples desk chair
3. You could buy a real chair but you're fricking poor
Steelcase master race
>using an old office chair
>it is so worn out to the point that the backrest is held on by packing tape and prayer with a t-shirt to cover it
>put a memory foam pillow on top of the actual seat because the fabric is the most bally itchy shit ever now
>keep blowing holes in the ancient pillowcases with my farts
i disassembled it once, i think it's just two spiral tubes spun together with an adjustment lock screw. tipped over the bottom half and like half a pound of rust poured out of it. i'm still using it tho.
is this good enough for my Ganker friends?
I'm sorry but you are unfortunately stinky
"He" being the one person who this has happened to per billion people
herman miller will never let me down
>He fell for the gaming chair meme
Im using a dxracer from 2011 and its still comfy so im not changing it
>2009+15
>still not owning a Aeron
My office replaced all the chairs with these and everyone asked for their old chairs back. Now we have 2 meeting rooms with a bunch of these chairs in because they're fricking garbage lmao
What a waste of money.
Nasty mousepad.
its work is not yet done
too lazy to buy the LG C3
Why do you have an oversized tablet for a 2nd monitor?
Why the frick would you own an aeron when embody exists?
there's no way this is actual blood
>t. gay who never seen dried blood
>Gas cylinder
They use hydrologic because gas has too much spring.
dUDEs your fricking thread made paranoid i cant sit on my chair anymore im fricking scared right now
How do people make sure they're safe? Do you disassemble yours to check if everything's ok?
Not my problem.
They're called plastic explosives for a reason.
Make sure to replace your cylinder every 6 months or so
The people saying it only happens in china are just coping
Never replaced mine in the 7-8 years I've been sitting in it. I'm ok.
>he needs more
>weigh over 170lbs
>drop into chair ass first
>explodes from the weight&pressure
>die from szupidity
Maybe you shouldn't be a fatass?
Please do not penetrate my bum bum swivel chair Torkel from ikea, we've been through so much together.
oh good another thread for sad boring homosexuals to talk about how great their fricking chair is
I think of this image every fricking time i take a seat on an office chair, clenching my anus just in case.
>Gas cylinder is failing
>Tape and clamp trick only lasts so long
I don't want to spend money, bros
>4090
>desk is falling to pieces
>chair is one of these
These are great for making you get up and stretch every 25 minutes
I am never sitting down again