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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    why did he make?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jazz Jackrabbit, Unreal, and Gears of War.

      Literally over the hill grandpa shit. Hasn't been relevant to the industry since like 2009

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh radical heights and uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >why
      So he could eat ass.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cliff "If she's old enough to pee, she's old enough for me" Bleszinski

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    based as frick take. Incels will rage and sperg about this objectively massive L

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      jbtfo'd https://youtu.be/5zEG_DoLFQE?t=9

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is he the one eating the ass?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Ass eating time
      wait what

      >Ass eating time.
      Huh?

      >Ass eating time.
      Cucks have a weird way of flashing their activities/duties online.

      Well said.

      I think he meant that (you) are the one supposed to be eating his ass? Like eating humble pie, because hes so great and you're not.

      This is some CWC "but during the stone age!" levels of humor

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Either that or he's saying he's so successful he has women (or men, who the frick knows) around him whose ass he can eat while his detractors are all loner losers devoid of an ass to sup on.
        Who the frick knows what he means by it.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          This is my takeaway from his tweet, like he has better things to do, like eating ass then to continue the discussion.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think he meant that is is going to stop tweeting now and go back to eat the shit out of someone elses ass

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    No. Have you, Cliff?

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    he can't seriously be talking about lawbreakers

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He wanted to copy sucess not make great games

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did he at least make money?

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ass eating time
    wait what

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      His bull's arrived

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Ass eating time.
      Huh?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        post the edit with his wife and the black guy in the back, that shit always gets a chuckle out of me

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Companies should hire people whose sole job is to keep the devs from posting on twitter

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Twatter threads should be banned.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you have a tattoo of one of his games or have cried during one his stories you are a literal child.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is everyone involved in the american videogame industry so fricking cringe. Is the jungle education system really sorting people into jocks and nerds? Is this what is leading to this kind of complex and eventual overcompensation in every aspect of the game industry?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Corporations control everything, so people strike out in a desperate attempt to be seen as a personality or a "rockstar" and make themselves irreplaceable.
      Cliffy B spent a decade making focus-tested corporate products and now he desperately needs another paycheck because he's been made redundant. His ego won't let him accept that he was just another brick in the wall making money for shareholders, so he's constantly stuck in this broken record of "I'm ultra-successful, everyone bought my games!" and "I'm not a cog in the machine, I'm a rockstar," which is an oxymoron position to be in.
      His games were only "successful" because of the support of publishers and corporations, and it's increasingly obvious when he runs his mouth year after year that the ideas which made Gears successful didn't even come from him.

      So as he fails more and more, he gets louder and louder, in a desperate attempt to be seen as "irreplaceable" when, in reality, he didn't make any actual contributions to the industry beyond producing mainstream gruel with zero lasting impact.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Ass eating time.
        Cucks have a weird way of flashing their activities/duties online.

        Well said.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You moron. He literally came up with the idea for Palworld years ago. You know, the biggest game ever in the last 5 years? How is that washed up?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          "What if pokemon but fortnite", I'm pretty sure about a billion 12 year olds also came up with the idea

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I came up the idea pokemon bootleg

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Shame he didn't make it then. Failure to launch... so sad.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I came up with the idea before he did and there's nothing you can do to prove otherwise.
          Give me $200m and a team of veteran programmers who will do all of the work for me while I jerk off on twitter. I'm a game dev too.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          But it wouldn't have had fornites crafting system. That's a huge major component for Palworld and the reason many love it. Building your own base is fun

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i've made him cry

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ass eating time.
    Huh?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    *drops mic*
    *attaches mouth to anus*

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cliffy B the only mofo who watched the Human Centpide and became obsessed with eating ass

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I played cs2 with cliffy's wife

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Taking advantage of the mentally ill is a pretty strange flex to do on socmedia

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Cliffy B
    WHAT YEAR IS IT??!!

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      is this a boondocks reference or did the boondocks reference this?

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    whose ass is he eating

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      His wifs boyfriends ass obviously.

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    cliffy b is a pedophile

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cope. His unironically a chad and had a hottie wife 13 years younger than him. He just had so much sex with hot women that his dopamine receptors are shot from having so much prime cut roast beef.

    Daily reminder that if you look like pic related, women won't go near you even if you are a billionaire genius,

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Have you made something that people would want to tattoo on their bodies?
    Yes.

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is Bazinga implying that he did?

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    is that the guy from that photo where he looks like he's been crying and is squatting at a weird bathroom?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's Randy bobandy, a different but equally embarrassing kind of failure.

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lol I love Cliffy B. cuck stories aside, this dude can't help inserting himself into anything in order to stay relevant. Dude hasn't made anything relevant in decades and even then he was just an "ideas guy" with a solid dev team. This cuck talking about palworld fricking kills my sides because he couldn't ride a fad train even if he wanted to. Oh wait he did try to run on a fad train and failed horrendously burning millions of $$. I remember him Saying that BuckBreakers was gonna be the next godlike shooter, then I started seeing the troony bathrooms being touted as a feature lmao

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He tried aping Overwatch and when that failed he tried aping Fortnite (the latter was such a mistake most people have no idea about it).

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yep got my new catchphrase for 2023...its ass eating time....

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Until then, frick off. dicky eating time

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    only cliffyb could come up with that moron analogy.

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's washed up and hasn't made anything good in years. He doesn't have an ego, he's delusional.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. Leaving Gear of War, Fortnite becoming successful without him and then Lawbreakers failing broke him

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I believe he still has something in him to make a good game, the problem is his ego. He wanted to make the next big thing instead of just wanting to make a good game that he would want to play himself. That's not a good mindset to have in any creative endeavor and we've seen examples of this in Hollywood time and time again. I don't think his ego will allow him to just make a fun single player campaign. He NEEDS it to be big and bombastic

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >instead of just wanting to make a good game that he would want to play himself.
          I don't think Cliffy B actually enjoys or wants to make games, it was just the industry that would settle for him so he wouldn't have to work an actual 9-5

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            he is so desperate to get a job working at hollywood. that is why he is constantly talking about wokestuff nowadays.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I believe he still has something in him to make a good game, the problem is his ego. He wanted to make the next big thing instead of just wanting to make a good game that he would want to play himself. That's not a good mindset to have in any creative endeavor and we've seen examples of this in Hollywood time and time again. I don't think his ego will allow him to just make a fun single player campaign. He NEEDS it to be big and bombastic

        Agreed. He’s desperately chasing success for his own ego and not because he wants to make something genuinely great. He’s endlessly chasing the next gears of war level of success

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does social media turn people into women? They would never write something so histrionic and attention-seeking in any other context.

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    holy basted

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    he didn't do any of that either. it was a team effort and his part is largely over blown

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Carmack has done a billion more things and has no ego. Just posts nerd stuff on twitter.

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ass eating time
    Is that him saying he's done on twitter and now going to engage in eating butthole?

    What is wrong with cliffy?

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    didn't Epic make their most successful game after he left the company while all of his solo projects failed? I feel like he just got carried by the other people at epic?

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is he trying to brag about licking his bull's butthole?

  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Now thats out of the way, if you'll excuse me, its ass eating time.

    What did he mean by this? Did he really have to share that?

  39. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    just a more nonchalant way of saying "i have a girlfriend", to rub it in

  40. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    ...That it's ass eating time?
    Cause he's wrong about everything else.

  41. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why would you proudly proclaim that you're about to eat shit?

  42. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I mean, he's right

  43. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Have you ever made something that people would want to tattoo on their bodies?
    Has anybody ever made nothing that people would want to tattoo on their body? People get tattoos of the most mundane, moronic shit.

  44. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I made him seethe on Twitter. Also, 'man in the arena' just super gay.

  45. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why the frick is he so insecure? If I had all that money and worked on all those games I'd be pretty proud of myself, but this guy's been battling "trolls" on twitter for... christ, how long has he been doing this?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Some people just can't ignore being trolled online dude. How do you think we ended up with lolcows?

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