God the ghostbusters rants are so good >But, by the time you get the message, drive to the store, trade your shit in, buy the stuff you need and come back to the ZUUL building, you're too frickin' late! So what do you gotta do now?! CATCH MORE FRICKIN' GHOSTS! So, go back to the frickin' store again, trade your regular stuff back, and... FRICK! I HATE this frickin' game! WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?!
Do you think James ever thinks up scenarios of him and Mike alone, of him in seductive poses, of getting split open by his huge wiener one night during Atari and chill
he's an existential horror, he's a naked silver man on a naked silver surfboard, to him he is riding his own flesh through the cosmos, his only purpose, to seek the flesh of others he alone deems worthy to sacrifice to the god of which he is the messiah.
there's so many obstacles it's unbeli- I CAN'T TOUCH THAT RED POT?!
That line and the "Did I just die by walking into the fricking door" line from the Dragon's Lair review are some of the best, because it sounds unscripted and genuine.
That's definitely true. I actually like Simon's Quest a lot. It's unfair as frick to shit on a game for a bad translation and being cryptic when Zelda and Metroid have done that for years and people love them for it.
See also: Milon's Secret Castle
I played it and both he and gaygoraptor were 100% right about it.
I have beaten Haunted Castle but I dropped Simon's Quest real quick. That says a lot.
>What's that? A metamorphic stone rising from the blackness of negative Earth? A towering behemoth of monstrosity brought down by extraterrestrial powers? Or, a giant monolith of death, hell-bent on the annihalation of humankind, time, and all matter? No, it's the AC adapter for a ColecoVision! >What the frick were they thinking!?
>IS THIS NECESSARY? LOOK! I CAN'T FIT THIS GOD FORSAKEN PIECE OF SHIT IN THE ELECTRICAL OUTLET! UNLESS THERE'S NOTHING NEXT TO IT! WHAT A FRICKING HOG! AND THAT'S WHAT THIS IS, IT'S A SELF INDULGENT GLUTTON OF A POWER HOG. >Anyway
>This is it. This is my wasted childhood you're looking at.
God the ghostbusters rants are so good
>But, by the time you get the message, drive to the store, trade your shit in, buy the stuff you need and come back to the ZUUL building, you're too frickin' late! So what do you gotta do now?! CATCH MORE FRICKIN' GHOSTS! So, go back to the frickin' store again, trade your regular stuff back, and... FRICK! I HATE this frickin' game! WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?!
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Underrated rant. You can't tell me this rage isn't genuine.
Silver Surfer? More like Silver Shit.
Man has a way with words
me rushing towards the microwave to stop it at 1 second left
go back to 9gag
Do you think James ever thinks up scenarios of him and Mike alone, of him in seductive poses, of getting split open by his huge wiener one night during Atari and chill
are M&M's involved?
he's an existential horror, he's a naked silver man on a naked silver surfboard, to him he is riding his own flesh through the cosmos, his only purpose, to seek the flesh of others he alone deems worthy to sacrifice to the god of which he is the messiah.
the music is bangin though
>what the hell is wrong with him?
He has the weight of the Universe on his shoulders. Show some respect.
This is like, the single best delivered line in all of AVGN. The joke itself isn't even funny but the way James says it makes me laugh every time.
>tfw the music
>Why's he fricking up rubber ducks and weeping like crybaby?
>G-Force... What?
Alfred and the Fettuc
What do you think went through his head when he saw "FGT"?
"Go away you horrid man." HOW BOUT GO AWAY YOU HORRID GAME
I CAN'T TOUCH THAT RED POT?????
That line and the "Did I just die by walking into the fricking door" line from the Dragon's Lair review are some of the best, because it sounds unscripted and genuine.
I miss when he wasn't just playing a character and was actually angry.
there's so many obstacles it's unbeli- I CAN'T TOUCH THAT RED POT?!
Was it really that bat?
It was no worse than any of the other hundreds of top down shooters on the NES back in the day
The 80s was such a great decade, even the shitty games managed to be kino.
SHE FOUND FIVE FOUR LEAF CLOVERS!@!!
Avgn shit now
I'm just gonna say it.
AVGN unfairly maligned Simon's Quest and ruined its reputation forever. Most people have never even played it.
>bocchi the reddit
leave
That's definitely true. I actually like Simon's Quest a lot. It's unfair as frick to shit on a game for a bad translation and being cryptic when Zelda and Metroid have done that for years and people love them for it.
See also: Milon's Secret Castle
Zelda isn't as bad as Simon's Quest. It also lets you save the game. Simon's Quest deserve its terrible reputation.
That's not even true. You get a password in Simon's Quest to continue your progress. Mario 3 didn't even have that
I played it and both he and gaygoraptor were 100% right about it.
I have beaten Haunted Castle but I dropped Simon's Quest real quick. That says a lot.
>What's that? A metamorphic stone rising from the blackness of negative Earth? A towering behemoth of monstrosity brought down by extraterrestrial powers? Or, a giant monolith of death, hell-bent on the annihalation of humankind, time, and all matter? No, it's the AC adapter for a ColecoVision!
>What the frick were they thinking!?
>IS THIS NECESSARY? LOOK! I CAN'T FIT THIS GOD FORSAKEN PIECE OF SHIT IN THE ELECTRICAL OUTLET! UNLESS THERE'S NOTHING NEXT TO IT! WHAT A FRICKING HOG! AND THAT'S WHAT THIS IS, IT'S A SELF INDULGENT GLUTTON OF A POWER HOG.
>Anyway