>he made is character a ferengi

>he made is character a ferengi
Why

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >he made is character a ferengi
    you ok?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, e's Bri'ish

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    crazy how theres an alien species that happen to look just like cats on earth

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And human with pointy ear counts as an alien. How original

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that becuase the show was a chep as frick tv show in the 60's Klingons in the 60's where just buttholes in brownface

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      isn't it canon that all the bipedal races in star trek came from one group fricking around and seeding the galaxy or something

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah there was some precursor species and they wanted to seed the galaxy so they spread their shit on loads of planets to eventually evolve into a bipedal intelligent race. The first ones they created hated that and wanted to rule the galaxy they were the iconians. Some things like the Tholians which are crystal people aren't related

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That is actually the focus of the final season of STD. They're looking for the technology they used to create life.
        And it's structured exactly like the TNG episode that introduced them: A treasure hunt, going from clue to clue to put together a map that points to it's location. So far they've been to a Promelian graveyard, Trill, and the ISS Enterprise.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Why
    just look at those small lobed races. What other choice does a man have but to play a Ferengi.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe if you're a Le Merchant

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Star Trek is to sci-fi what British cuisine is to culinary arts.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There is absolutely nothing wrong with Fish and Chips

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        theyre called french fries

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dune is shit. Star Wars is completely and utterly fricked in the film, vidya, show, and literature. No one remembers Babylon 5. Star Trek may be British cuisine, but all other are either slop or expired.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Star Trek still has Discovery dragging it down (+ Picard S1 and S2), SNW is pretty good and the last season of Picard was basically TNG season 8.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          And sadly, this is still better than all current space fiction out there. Star wars need no explanation and Stargate without O'Neill isn't Stargate at all

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Essential, unpretentious, better than it looks on the surface?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Star Trek is to sci-fi what the UK is to other European countries.
      >boring and full of brown people.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You mean
        >based and keeps others seething eternally

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Not making a Namekian, and making your crew all Saiyans
    >Not making a custom Yautja race using Nausicaan face and getting the Hirogen ship

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >cat people called caitians
    why are you gay

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why the frick not

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I made a Goa'uld using the Joined Trill as a base

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They're based as frick except for some of the shit DS9 did to them, we don't talk about those episodes.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Let me guess, the women equality one?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah which I can easily choke down in most shows like when SG1 does it. But it's just such a moronic paradigm shift for Ferengi culture it came off too ham-fisted.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    You okay schizo?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a confused bot.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thought as much

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >can play as a pakled
    lmao what are the gameplay ramifications

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Their stats aren't even worth using them

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        if the game is show-accurate then there is no reason to pick anything but betazoid, vulcan/romulan and *maybe* klingon, unless you can play as Q or something if you pay them

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It really doesn't matter. Each species unique stats are basically worthless in the long run, because STO is such an easy game, especially factoring in P2W stuff.
          The only time it might actually be worth it to pick a species based on stats is if you're trying to min/max the absolute highest DPS for bragging rights.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They have the innate trait Dumb Luck.
      It's not worth it.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      typoing literally one letter in a post doesn't mean he's ESL, moron

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sub-100-IQ phoneposters lack the pattern recognition to decipher posts with a single typo so they assume the post is nonsense and OP must be ESL. Many such cases.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WHAT? sorry I can't hear you with my puny humon lobes

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >packled
    for what purpose

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they smart

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You can make fricking pakleds
    For what reason

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Bajoran
    A
    T
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    E
    N
    T
    I
    O
    N

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      BAJORAN
      WORKERS

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You wouldn't a Vulcan, would you?

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Federation
    Andorian
    Bajoran
    Benzite
    Betazoid
    Bolian
    Caitian
    Cardassian
    Ferengi
    Human
    Klingon
    Liberated Borg
    Pakled
    Rigelian
    Saurian
    Talaxian
    Tellarite
    Trill
    Joined Trill
    Vulcan

    >KDF
    Ferasan
    Gorn
    Klingon
    Lethean
    Liberated Borg
    Nausicaan
    Orian Female
    Orian Male
    Talaxian
    Joined Trill

    >Romulan Republic
    Romulan
    Reman
    Liberated Borg

    >Dominion
    Jem'Hadar
    Jem'Hadar Vanguard

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What is the kdf? Is that the klingons? Why are the gorn part of it?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Klingon Defense Force.
        In STO's timeline, the Gorn Hegemony was absorbed by the Klingon Empire.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >not hiring Leeta with a stipulation that you're allowed to grope her

    Anon, are you really a homosexual?

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >+10 Perception
    >.25 Flank Damage Reduction
    >+10% Exploit Damage
    >20% energy credit/gold-pressed latinum store discount
    >+.33 Resistance to Toxic and Radiation
    Sounds good to me.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >>.25 Flank Damage Reduction
      Let me guess, it's their ears

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Ferengi are shrewd, perceptive businessmen with a naturally resilient physiology. Their penchant for bargaining gives them a 20% discount in all store prices for items sold for energy credits or gold-pressed latinum, their hardy immune systems increase their resistance to Radiation and Toxic damage, and their unique cerebral structure makes them deal more damage with Exploit attacks and take less damage from Flanking attacks.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    man I finally quit several months ago don't drag me back

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    heh heheheheh heh
    watch out for klingons around uranus

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Space americans
    lawl

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That would be humans. Big lobes are israelites

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >2024
    >no game that covers the narn/centauri conflict
    why even live

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I keep forgetting this exist, and I keep remembering how boring this is. It was only interesting when the man in black with 2 invisible waifu bugs shows up.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah everything not related to the Narn and Centauri is pretty boring, but the writing is top notch.

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I can hear a federation credit chip drop from seven parsecs away.

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >clothed ferengi female
    MOOOOOOOOOOODS

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If I actually had the patience to RP and shit, playing a ferengi would be fun as frick. They have some of the most fun lore in all of Trek.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >having to keep all the rules of acquisition open in a tab to reference when needed unless you want to go way too far down the rabbit hole like the nerds fluent in klingon
      sounds horrible

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >so i heard you talking shit about me

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Why does coalson have a left hand on xis right arm?

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    star trek and star gate be like
    >we be gluing this thingamabob to him actor forehead
    >now him be alien
    lmao

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Well in SG1 the humanoids aren't aliens, Earth was their mother planet initially. It's still funny when they glue on Teal'cs wafer upside-down though.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not all the time.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        BREEN ARE JELLO?!

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's a little more complicated than that. They're jello, but they can also be solid meat. Why? I dunno they didn't say lol.

          wow another way discovery made star trek shit

          Agreed, but I can't stop watching. I gotta see what they frick up next. Call it morbid curiosity.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I barely got through s1 and couldn't even make it half way through s2 I'm glad I dropped it

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Getting Metroid vibes from that helmet.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              REMEMBUH ME

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The main lead just SUCK. Who the frick thought it's a good idea to make a hoodrat gangstas b***h THAT MUTINY IN EP1 as someone to relate to? Even the cartoon didn't frick this up.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        wow another way discovery made star trek shit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There were very few actual aliens in Stargate. Even the big alien threat for most of the show were parasitic aliens that used human s as host bodies, so they made sure to take a bunch from earth, and drop them on a bunch of earth like planets so they'd always have slaves and host bodies nearby.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You forgot replicator and the reason humans are hard counters against them

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I did not forget the Lego bots. I said there were few actual aliens, I never said there were none. And until they had the human forms could you really even class replicators as lifeforms and not tools that no one knew how to shut off?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It is enough to cause Thor and his grey friends to seek the Human

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >genetic engined human are consider to be the most dangerous being in the entire franchise
    HOW

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bullshit.

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's Miles O'Brien.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >take a vacation
      >ds9 station gone to shit
      He knows how to secure his job.

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i will never, ever watch anything past enterprise, and that's that

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Should I watch Voyager bros? I am all out of sci-fi.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's alright. Look into enterprise and ds9 if you haven't done so. You can also look into lower deck and strange new world if you want newer star trek. Ignore STD like it's name suggested

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's honestly not very good. I think you have to be a super trekkie to enjoy that show. I personally dislike everyone on the cast.

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >bot post
    This website is beyond fricked at this point.

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i miss trek
    i miss /trek/

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Whenever I play a game with "unique" races I tend to play the most "unique" one because it's something part of THAT game

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So youre a scaliegay

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        For me, it's Classic Gorn.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I also made the biggest buffest classic gorn and got the biggest weapon I could find

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >So youre a scaliegay
        No scales are pretty common. Whether it's lizards or dragonkin, they pop up surprisingly frequently

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Gorn within STO has a unique body and head compare to all other playable species. Now if specie as based as Tholian is playable, I would mention those guys instead.

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Female Ferengi character
    >Not naked
    Disgusting

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      DS9 and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Star Trek base on Palestine and israelites
        Who could have seen this coming

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          at least the soul outweighs the poz

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Total Bajoran Death.

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Total Bajoran Sex.

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    p r o f i t

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