Everyone got better standards in RPGs after he pulled off his master plan.
Kneel. Or don't. It doesn't matter to him.
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HE OUTPLAYED TODD AND BETHESDA
Everyone got better standards in RPGs after he pulled off his master plan.
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A reminder
Reminder that you cut out the replies where everyone agreed with him.
very interesting phenotype on ole Swen
He's pure belgian you fricking brain rotten /misc/mutt
Oh so from a israeli satellite state of France that's not even a legitimate country, my mistake
Belgians, much like the Maltese, aren't even people.
Your jdar is shit
>Better Standards is an unfinished game that's been in early access for almost three years.
yes.
>normalizes bestiality
>normalizes homosexuality
>normalizes fully nude characters when unequipping gear
>normalizes uncensored sex scenes
>normalizes making enjoyable games
>introduces gayming to femcel losers with no lifes
>single-handed destroys Shithesda, Obsidian and Owlcuck
I.
FRICKING.
KNEEL.
uncensored sex scenes
Oh yeah? Where is my astarion explicit sex scene? Not to mentuon that he always wears pants after sex even if tav is butt naked
>Owlcuck
What's that?
A studio that lives rent free in lariaBlack folk' heads for some reason
Russians that eternaly seethe at Larian for making better and more successful games than them
They even mastered the art of gay bear sex before the russkis. GOTTEM
I don't know who that is
M-my knees are bending on their own! Todd-sama, tasukete kudasai!
RELEASE THE DAISY CUT!
Who won?
The one who made the mocapped g rated Corruption of Champions I guess.
Thank you Swen
>Those facial expressions
Imagine what SelfDrillingSMS could do with her...
I'd be a lot more happy if act 3 wasn't gigawoke
There's an entire circus of leftist drag queens and pedophiles you have to do quests for
and literally
and I mean literally every single person
is in a homosexual relationship
literally every single person you run into in act 3 mentions their husband if they're male or their wife if they're female
Act 1 and 2 were nowhere near this bad so I don't know why they went all out with act 3. Must have had a woman writer doing this act or something I don't know.
>release the game early unfinished
>people praise the game after playing 6 hours into act 1
>act 3 is a bug infested mess
>release "patch 1" before majority of the playerbase get to act 3, a patch that would have been already implemented on release if it was going to come out on the 31st as originally planned
>announce that they are going to add more content in act 3 disguising the fact that the content was cut and made act 3 into an unconnected mess of sidequests
>playerbase praises the game thinking they are getting new content, instead of getting the content they were supposed to get from the beginning
I kneel.
>cope cope cope
>I kneel
Shortened for brevity, you're welcome.
I KNEEL TO KING SWEN
Swen, I kneel. I thought it would be cringe. And it is, but it's still kino and a monumental crpg. And it was a 9001 IQ move releasing right before slopfield.
Swen won, simple as. He dragged me into his magical realm and I liked it.
BG3 chads we won
I kneel.
Took over 120 hours to beat BG3, looking forward to act 3 bug fixes and replaying in a couple years.
And I will never play this shit because I don't like these type of games or gay sex.
Me neither.
Everyone knows all RPGness died with Skyrim.
Skyrim had traces of RPG systems but were clearly gutted.
Fallout 4 was a Looter Shooter with ''RPG'' paint on.
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