>he played male Shepard
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How else do you romance Steve Cortez?
those 4 points from Mass Effect 2 were docked on Metacritic because of the severe lack of lesbian sex, understandable
Cope, seethe, dilate.
>popular=good
most gamers have completely shit taste and are afraid of playing a woman.
Male shep is the most wooden character of all time
I don't have shit taste. I play as male shep to self insert myself to FRICK ALIENS.
If you are a male and chose to be femshep, then you unironically love dick and are a a gay.
Or a troony.
>implying playing a male supermodel is not on the gay spectrum
oh yes because every part of a normal healthy hetero man's power fantasy is looking "pleasing for women"
No, women are meant to please me. That's the point of being male shep and me self inserting.
Dumbass.
The voice is an absolute meme.
Meer is a better renegade even in 1, where he's being instructed to be wooden, equal in both for 2, and surpasses Hale in 3
>surpasses Hale in the game no one cares about
>playing a male shepard just to get to the worst part of the franchise
they only included male shepard because they knew gamers wouldn't buy the female only version, that's the only reason. Male shepherd's VA in the good games is like Military Personnel Man #234234892374
Femshep has this generic DUDE IM SO TOUGH, IM A MANLY SOLDIER WOMAN voice and it's so fricking annoying. If I wanted to hear Batman, I'd play a Batman game.
you can't say this in all conscience whilst male shep is for 2 games the most dry muh super soldier cookie cutter known to man.
Looks like that's on you for being unable to play fem protags. The best FPS Perfect Dark has a fem protag, it was only natural.
>best FPS Perfect Dark
>console shooter
lmao
>Dude, my CUHRAHZY bipolar Shep!
Male Shep can flip naturally between Paragon and Renegade without sounding like a schitzo. FemShep sounds like a fricking nutcase if you don't rigidly stick with top or bottom.
>afraid of playing a woman
What do you mean afraid? Why do you pantywaists keep implying that your shitty tastes and opinions make you somehow "brave", and everyone with a different taste is just scared of something? You're so fricking obnoxious.
You will NEVER be a woman
I wonder how many of the people that picked FemShep are dudes
Duh. Why would you spend hours looking at a male character? Kinda gay….
Maleshep for immersion roleplay
Femshep if you want to turn your brain off and allocate blood to penis.
What I'm more interested in is that what percentage of the female players go for the male MC.
A lot, because plenty of gamer girls are into m/m and want Shep x Kaiden angst.
I'll never not be sad for my man Kaidan being made to like dick in the third game outta nowhere just because they had to fill a quota on "x number of straight, x number of lesbian and x number of gay romances"
same. I can't let him live past virmire. let my mans die with his dignity intact.
If you've locked-in a romance before talking to him post-Citadel coup he won't ask because the game will detect you're already committed to someone, so he'll remain good ol' ME1 Kaidan. Problem is the only romances that lock-in that early are Liara, Jack and Miranda, so if you're going for someone else you're shit outta luck.
>If you've locked-in a romance before talking to him post-Citadel coup he won't ask because the game will detect you're already committed to someone,
No he does some gay shit during your hospital visits before you can even lock in a romance. I refuse to let them do my boy dirty like this.
He was bisexual in ME1 but they cut the same sex stuff 'for space' lol, but he was always written as a romance option for both
Not canon
Most ME players actually do default to their own sex. The exception being trannies, who usually campaign for FemShep and get pissy if you don't play as her.
Look for FemShep posters that obsess over a lesbian love interest, biggest troony dog whistle right there.
were dudes*
YWNBAW
>82% of people dumb enough to finish Mass Effect 3
what an own, wow
it was new and didn't know about the ending. LET ME COPE
ME3 was interesting. People say it was good until the end, but it's not true. It had some individually nice moments, and the gunplay was great, but the vast majority of the story was shit (mostly due to Cerberus, but the whole plot relying on you not having played ME1 didn't help).
What the ending did was hammer home to anyone who was giving the plot a pass that it was never going to have some magical moment where it all fits together, and did it in the most utterly nonsensical way possible.
the best parts of the game (Rannoch and Tuchanka) are the ones with no Cerberus presence at all.
the whole second retconning of Cerberus into the Combine Overwatch just to drive the game's story and give you your second enemy type is the biggest indicator of how rushed it was.
me3 does feel like it was written for people who skipped 1 due to being "old and clunky". but yeah, it didn't click on me until i realized the only good parts were rannoch and tuchanka, two parts that are built on subplots going on since me1. The rest was so bland forgettable i even forgot kai leng existed until i saw the memes.
Why wouldn't I play as the one and only canon Shepard?
>It had some individually nice moments, and the gunplay was great, but the vast majority of the story was shit
You've also described ME2 though
Nah, ME2 has consistently great writing for most of it, and nails its darker tone. Its issues are Shep suddenly loving Cerberus, the more action oriented gameplay feeling half baked, the lack of impact on the greater narrative, and the boring as frick mini-games like hacking and planet mining.
>ME2 has consistently great writing
>Shep suddenly loving Cerberus, the lack of impact on the greater narrative
You made my arguments for me. 2 destroys what came before and doesn't build up what comes after it, it's the only game that gets worse on replays when the wonder of your squad and their loyalty has faded
2's stand alone story is fantastic though. If it wasn't a ME game, it would be regarded near universally as kino.
The issue is that it's part 2 of 3 and doesn't fit cleanly with 1 or 3.
>2's stand alone story is fantastic
Jesus fricking christ anon, it's a badly written Marvel flick at best. Cerberus makes no sense, the Collectors make even less sense. Anything that's not related to your squadmates' issues is absolutely horrible
>Jesus fricking christ anon, it's a badly written Marvel flick at best.
Not enough quips
Shit, you got me
>tfw you're the only one who liked planet mining
Tuchanka is genuinely one of the best sections in any ME. The rest of the game ranges from mediocre to bad though, yeah.
That includes Rannoch, which was mired with too many bad decisions (exaggerated evil Quarians and dindu Geth among them) to be near Tuchanka's level. Would have been a good place to hammer home the core theme of "organics and synthetics can't coexist without major changes" that the ending was going for, but the pussied out.
To be fair the ending has to be seen to be believed.
homie you had to be there. everyone was so fricking hyped when this game dropped and no one knew what the ending was gonna be like. the absolute shitstorm that happened a few days after launch will be talked about for decades
Based.
Cringe.
Buzzword
>Buzzword
Buzzword.
>c*nadians
Noticing this in other games too, Assassin's creeds being the most obvious ones. Devs really want to force the meme that the girl is the "canon" choice whenever you're given the option
female shepard popularity only happens because of disgusting futaporn
This is the same with any game that has a gender select. 90% play their own gender (ie. mostly male), but the female ones gets all the coomer art so people pretend they're the more popular one.
Literally turned the game off when I got this dialogue:
>Commander, Steve is crying in the cargo hold. Maybe you could go down there and cheer him up?
No thank you.
they don't give you the option to say no thank you?
just don't go down there and talk to him lmao
All three games really expect you to play consular/counselor with your team, which is weird when you consider your rank
You... butt pirate!
People only play females in Japan games
yes i did
Correct. I only play the canon story.
I couldn't make a good face in me1 so I rolled with default maleshep because his face looked good in cutscenes. Then I stuck with him in the other games because gamerpoop.
I play female Shepherd. and in my first play of 2 I was wanting to get achievements and the only character I managed to romance was that freaking assassin lizard guy, felt like I was whoring her out for a cheap award. I dont wanna take that guy out on missions now.
Bioware can't into lesbianism clearly.
You're a moron.
And you're one too. ME3 straight up locks fem sheps out of straight romances if Kaiden is dead and Garrus wasn't banged in 2.
No they have James Vega for that.
I will never be agp
femshep is ugly as frick also a dyke
This
>maleshep is a literal male model
>Femshep already looks like she hit the wall
>not customising femshep into a qt with a not completely trash VA
ngmi
>jennifer hale
>anything but bottom of the barrel absolute gutter trash
lol
can't imagine coping this hard
t.american
>can't imagine coping this hard
>he says as he played jennifer "same voice for every character with no variation" hale
lol
lmao even
Bastila is quite different from femShep.
man Shep in Mass Effect 1 is laughably bad.
Mark Meer Started a bit rough. But in the end he clearly gave far more shit about the role than Jennifer did so he sounded pretty darn good.
Also Sheploo is iconic
It's a shame that Hale destroys Meer in the best game in the series (ME1). But by the time ME3 comes around Meer is running circles around Hale.
>It's a shame that Hale destroys Meer in the best game in the series (ME1).
lol? Hale was awful as Shep the entire time, literally her worst work ever. I never had a problem with male Sheps voice. What's the issue?
Her only good role was in tales of symphonia. In mass effect she was very breathy, bassy, and trying way too hard to be tough.
Man I missed this scene, I keep finding dialog videos of shit I never did and I tried to do damn near everything.
Good games, really.
Then you also must've missed how the asari suffering PTSD at the Huerta memorial killed Joker's sister
>can give her a gun so she kills herself frpm the spectre terminal
just doing my boy a service
She doesn't kill herself, she joins the citadel defence thingy
did this get retconned in LE? she absolutely killed herself before.
Bruh what? Yeah I absolutely missed that.
its a minor convo between two asari commandos
also takes a handful of visits. they don't do it in one go.
If you listen to the full story of that one PTSD asari in Huerta hospital, you learn she was stationed at Tiptree when the Reapers attacked and in order for her to survive she had to kill a girl that was with her named Hilary because I think she was making too much noise. After Thessia you can talk with Joker and find out his family is from Tiptree and after Horizon he receives news about ships of children escaping Tiptree. He then asks if there's any “Gunny” or Hilary, age 15.
The frick was her direction here? She just sounds mildly annoyed while Meer conveys the anger.
Meer in 1 is subdued, which fits Shepard much better than whatever Hale was doing. Come 2 and 3, Meer firmly established himself as far superior to Hale.
meer was always best VA
>he played male Shepard
Yeah, I'm not a gay nor a woman.
Sheploo is canon, cope.
>he played Mass Effect
OH NONONONONONONONO
Paragon female
Renegade male
>haha wow I really enjoyed that citadel DLC
>How bad could the ending possibly be
At least javik was based to the end
Even on the new version female Shepard always look like she was made in the character creation.Vanderloo will always be the unique Shepard.
Soo yeah...we bang ok?
Like 95% played male Shep, dilate troony.
Why is it hard for some to accept that most people played default male Shepard and is objectively the most popular choice?
If only Meer wasn't so dull and monotone
in 3 he embraces the memes, renegade meer is hilarious
I saw his interview. He's not a monotone guy, so it's clearly bad direction
Is the legendary edition any good?
here lemme just make some pros and cons of the base games and LE for you:
>Base games
+Keep original atmosphere that the graphics and lighting provide
+all games and their dlc combined take way much less disk space than LE
+Have no problem being run on modern PCs
+can play ME 3 multiplayer which is great
-need to buy DLCs for each game. Can become expensive
-ME 1 can have graphical issues and you'll need to download a fan made patch to fix them
-ME 3 multiplayer requires you to buy each DLC otherwise you can't play
>LE edition
+You have everything. No need to buy DLCs
+Everything available at a lower price compared to if you were to buy each original games and their DLCs
-Botches the original games's atmosphere
-takes a lot of disk space
-no ME 3 multiplayer
>-ME 3 multiplayer requires you to buy each DLC otherwise you can't play
thats a fricking lie!
You dont have buy anything to play the multiplayer.
I think I should have made my post clearer. If you get invited to a friend's game but if he has DLCs you don't have, you won't be able to play with him.
Then again it's been a year since I last played that mode so I'm probably getting some facts wrong.
All MP DLC was free
anon they used lootboxes to get their money back so it was all free.
I don't know how stable LE is but the base version of ME1 will also crash often during dialogue. I had to save my game every time I talked to someone because the game would randomly crash if I talked too long with an NPC. There are fixes that reduce the amount of crashes like setting the compatibility mode to windows xp but there's no proper fix from what I can tell.
I did install tons of mods which might've made the game more unstable.
It's pretty great, I don't think it crashed even once
>-Botches the original games's atmosphere
How
They censored Miranda's ass
They're discontinuing bioware points so the old Mass Effect and Dragon Age DLCS are now free.
I played ME1 originally as male shep, but then they made Garrus romanceable, so I switched.
I wonder how many people actually customized their Shepard's looks
There's no point, even the best custom char still looks like a potato compared to sheploo
I played some blonde dude who got turned into a ginger in 3 for some reason. Default is better.
Bald Shep with beard is best Shep. Fight me.
Been using this guy since I was 13 when Mass Effect launched.
Anytime I see gameplay with any other Shep it just looks fricking weird to me.
You play the game correctly. Nicely done anon.
sex with shepard
>drink it
>or I'll blind you one eye at a time
Maleshep always seemed more confident to me. Femshep performance always seemed a little bit playful, like she was being sarcastic and b***hy for most of the game. It's not better or worse, but those are different approaches to the character.
aaaaaghhh!! cooming.. !
stop being so logical on Ganker - Video Games, pls
Does anyone have the JUST DOING MY JOB picture
We'll bang, ok?
I miss Mans1ayer. I wonder what shit he's been up to.
Sheploo is the ONLY model the player can use that doesn't look like a complete inbred mutant, so Yes.
My brother picked femshep and is a NEET.
I played chad-shep and I'm married and have my own house while also being a neet.
>NEET in all caps vs neet in lowercase
I guess we know who won this battle
He might have won the battle, but I introduced him to Ganker, so I won the war.
what if in ME3 a space-warp happened and all the characters fell into the beginning of KOTOR3.
i like my female shephard
She looks like a 50-year old Asian genetic defect.
Not that I blame you, it's literally impossible to make good looking characters in ME.
That's why default maleshep is the patrician's choice.
Tbh, all of the humans in ME are mutts.
but femshep needs that BBC
>those knees
This is what happens when you LOOMIS too hard.
Remember kids, your art is going to look like shit if you cant properly stylize.
Sometimes less is more.
>he only played one character/class '
you can clear each game in under 20 hours and that's if you are 100% on higher difficulties, you can clear out Mass Effect 1 in 4 hours if you are adept and skip all the dialog
Why yes, I am straight.
Next you're gonna tell me you picked Alexios over Kassandra in AssCreed Odyssey!
Who the hell wants to listen to grunting caveman speak for hours, when you can have the blunt and self-confident, yet utterly charming female voice
Kassandra actually has a nice voice and isn't trying to sound like a gross bulldyke. Femshep is trying way too hard to sound tough and it sounds awful and forced as a result. Same with Eivor in Valhalla. Actually started as female Eivor there but hated the voice so much I restarted as male, whose VA is far superior. Though sadly it kinda fricks up the plot.
>he didn't play as Tyrone Shepard exclusively throughout the series
>I wonder why tyrone shepard hates batarians so much?
I think I like the idea of Mass Effect far more than I like its execution. Is there another game that does something similar, better? I can't think of another big space action rpg like it.
You want to play Star Control 2
KOTOR is the original and remains total kino if you understand that you are basically forced to use a lightsaber
SWTOR lmao
maybe the new Guardians of the Galaxy game?
swtor unironically good for story tbh. playing on the empire side making evil decisions is fun. imperial agent or a sith class is a must play.
gameplay is standard mmo shit but eh. worth it for first time anyways.
It's kinda sad how the quality increases with KotFE but the story gets worse
converting all the stories to a single player game with proper locations and combat would've been amazing
ah ye. i only played 5 class stories over the years ;-;.
i'll get back to it and play through the expansions.
The vanilla classes are the peak narratively. It's all downhill from there, I stopped playing after KOTET
>It's kinda sad how the quality increases with KotFE
kotfe is the worst part though? kotor2gays need not apply.
>maybe the new Guardians of the Galaxy game?
it's marvel shit, but it's good marvel shit, despite being a comedy it's space game
>maleShep can seduce Tali
>femShep can seduce Garrus
It's a difficult choice and I kinda wish Tali was a lesbian.
Tali isn't going to risk space gypsy aids for anything less than BHC, seethe all you want, dikes.
I wouldn't even want to have a skinship relationship with her, femShep could wear quarian spacesuit and they could just safely cuddle. Or maybe Tali could be bi and her and femShep could form a nice triad with Garrus or Liara.
Hell no lesbians and yuri in general is absolute trash, worse than ntr and scat even.
There is no possibility for sexuality between two individuals without a wiener present.
You're damn right I did, homosexual
Femshep is only good for sfm porn.
Seethe and dilate homosexuals.
the character is supposed to be a leader so of course i played as a male
>Sheploo
>Soldier
>Sole Survivor pragmatic renegade
Yep it's Mass Effect time
I get playing a female in a MMO where you got to be doing stupid grinds so you dress them loose.
If ya play female in a single player as a man, you a homosexual.
I have never and probably will never play the mass effect games because they force you to play as a lame normal ass human instead of the cool alien
Same with starfield
furry spotted
Not everybody is a coomer who wants to fap at everything in games
I just wanna see cool alien and otherworldly shit if i'm playing a sci-fi game. I don't want to self-insert
lmao ok. what about fantasy. you play khajit or argonian lol?
the latter, yes.
dinosaurs and dragons are cool
allright cool homie. most people self insert as human though so most games are human based.
play mass effect so you can see non playable cool races and read their lore. missing out cause ya just cant play them is silly.
>disgusting scale shit
you homosexuals are owned by the superior race, seethe scalefrick
I've played through the series 4 times, 3 of them as male shep, 1 of them as female shep
outside of a few specific moments, male shep is the clear winner.
Also despite there being one race that's exclusively female, I find it hard to believe that all the races among the stars would band together around a female, especially when practically all of their cultures are male dominated.
Commander
>turian skeleton/outline
>turian DNA type
>turian compatible
>has chitin plates like turians
>has an elongated mask meaning at the very least they have mandibles
>Looks like a human under the suits
I hate these writers/creators
Couldn't have all the Taligays get mad about their waifu being a sentient worm hive or something
or spiders
We've known they had human-like faces since ME1.
in what way?
You can literally see the outline of her nose and eyes behind her mask.
>wahhhh muh head canon was wrong
Lmao
god imagine her giving you a worm job
skeleton/outline
DNA type
compatible
>>has chitin plates like turians
None of these are true (the third doesn't even make any sense).
>>has an elongated mask meaning at the very least they have mandibles
It's a completely normal mask, fitted for a humanlike face. In fact, you can clearly see they have a human nose and facial structure. You are beyond coping.
nta but they have the same number of digits on their hands and similar foot and leg structure comparable to that of a hindlimb, both are dextro-amino based bio-chemistry and have a greenish blood for it, Grunt and Mordion note the carapace quarians have but give no context of how much of it covers the body, the poor beta boy at the bar with the quarian girl and Mordrin bring up the compatibly of the two making it clear they are easier to be together than with other types. As for the mask, they are clearly elongated in a way that leaves easy speculation to what is underneath and you don't clearly see facile structures from the mask/suits even Tali's is glowing eyes and a slit that could be a bridge of a nose or really anything else. Now in the LE edition they made the faces a lot more visible in the suits since it's now canon they are funny color humans with chicken legs.
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Very mid. The inclusion of TIM and Kai Leng seriously damage it. Also, ew at Femshep being there, at all.
Shepard is a plank of wood so it doesn't matter.
Yes, i play male shep.
No, i do not play female shep who is the true mary sue self insert that everyone denies is the true mary sue self insert.
>Osbourne-gay
>shit taste
>delusional
Every single time.
>Cant refute any point
Uh bro? You're conceding
yeah, 7 times. frick of troony OP.
I want this to be good
>I want this to be good
it can only be worse, brother.
>no Soule
>new VAs (Canderous for sure)
>Mission will look like shit
>DS options will be pussied down
I don't wanna be right
I want more DS options that you'd actually have semi-logical reason to take
Both games have too many comically evil options that make no sense to take other than to be evil for the sake of it
I think the real issue is how they're phrased, particularly in 1. A lot of dialogue options in 1 are written like you're playing a child.
Sorry. I can buy a space fish being a Spectre, but I can't suspend disbelief hard enough for a woman to be the supersoldier savior of the galaxy.
I would have played Femshep if Jack was a bi romance option like originally planned.
I'm not gonna believe a dev on Twitter more than a decade later going "I've literally never ever checked the game before this day, how wild! We totally made Jack bi during development!"
>realize people want to frick Garrus
>make him frickable in 2
"well at least he's straight"
But it's happened in other Bioware games, hasn't it? There was a character in Kotor like that too, and modders restored the option or some shit.
Jack isn't bi, or at least isn't romanceable by a female Shepard. But if she were, I would have played Femshep.
She does mention in game to sleeping with women but push comes to shove she won't get emotionally attached to a woman it seems.
>wanting to romance worst girl
It continues to please me I spent the majority of ME2 getting her to lower her guard and when it came down to it I was like "lol you're taking too long to decide, frick off" and then went upstairs and romanced Tali, who is by and far the best girl of the series.
>Tali constantly making innocent but dirty jokes throughout ME3
Do any other characters flirt with you if you romance them again?
The final conservation with Jack in ME3 is Jack telling Shep to come back alive because she wants to get laid tonight, and Shep responds "I love you too."
It's pretty cute, man.
I heard Shepherd saying chudcel things about Krogan. Should I report him to HR?
does anyone have the video. its YTP machinima of Sheperd talking to the reaper where it says "you would not understand out plan" but then just says "no..." and makes random noises wheneve Sheperd proclaims "try me"
>implying I played that shit in the first place
I still remember when this board was called
>Tali Zorah Gankeras Normandy
If you ever need further proof at who was best girl
Forgot the pic hurr durr
>If you ever need further proof at who was best girl
all it proves is that only homosexuals like tali
Reminder Quarians are space israelites. The volus are greedy, sure, but the Quarians recite an actual israeli prayer in ME2 to open Tali's trial.
They're space romani, you fricking moron.
They recite the Shehecheyanu's English translation precisely, with the only change being swapping God for "our ancestors." They are diaspora israelites struggling to return to their homeland, which they were driven from.
They are vaguely Space Eastern European/Middle Eastern/Jews. They're very clearly not meant to invoke one single ethnicity, pulling from multiple sources.
quarians are shit but lets be real now
>Be child/young teenager
>Only play as male characters because I self inserted
>Become adult
>Start playing as female characters becasue they look hot
>Nearing middle age
>Play whatever gender fits the character/build more
If you pick the female and aren’t a woman yourself then you are a troony.
>b-but I don’t want to stare at a man’s ass
That’s not why you pick a girl. You want to project yourself as female. If you cared about ass you’d play as the male plowing the female npcs one o which has a glorious ass and can only be canonically fricked by a male.
You don't even see Shep's ass during gun fights so it's kind of a moot point.
Doubly so since even when you can see their ass during ground missions, you can easily just look at Tali's ass instead.
Is this the kind of person we want saving the galaxy?
She kills millions...
Currently playing ME for the first time. I'll play it thoroughly because of Ashley tbh
Yes but make her a redhead.
She looks she built for Krogan males.
Yeah? He's fricking based
Playing feMCs is only acceptable in jap games
Sexualizing Shepard is fricking stupid.
>femShepard loses to some random space bandit
>gets abducted
>her breasts/ass get forced pumped with high tech silicon
>uses new tech to train femShepard to be completely obedient
>everyone wondering where their hero went
>bandit overlord broadcasts femShepard obediently sucking his dick in obscene sexy clothes to the entire galaxy
How else am I supposed to shove my dick up Tali's ass?
That would kill her
god imagine raping a quarian to death on omega knowing that no one gives a shit to stop or care for her
Those are her diaper bags. Did you really think her suit was skintight? She's locked in there for weeks at a time. Storage is important.
She's only 39 you sick frick.
She's 22-25 depending on which entry it is
The frick, I thought the Pilgrimage was a coming of age ritual and Quarians have comparable lifespans to humans, why was she 22 in the first game
It is/was. The LE changed it. If you have an OG copy take a look at the codex entries, they changed it since current year it be a reee fest for 30/40 something Shepard taping 18~19yo Tali.
Well I figured she was probably 18 in ME1 because even back then Bioware would be spooked about it despite not being an LI at first, so she'd be 20 in ME2.
She was never meant to be a love interest and many joked that the two year jump in ME 2 was to make her legal because she "just started" her pilgrimage in ME1 which meant she was 16~17yo by the old codex, thus by a two year age jump she be "legal"
I think you are correct but the create a character puts his age range to be very wide.
>Bioware would be spooked about it despite not being an LI at first
in 2006 character interview Drew Karpyshynsaid said that Tali was inspired by Mission Vao and kept referring to Tali as a young teen and even child at time. You look at some of the forum reactions back in 2007 both of the writers and fans of Mass Effect to all the people that wanted Tali as a LI and it was clear she was meant to be your little sister needing their big sibling watching over them, which is likley why so many wanted to romance her
Shepard can be a groomer, nice
I mean they gave you Liara T'soni and while she is physically 106 which in human years makes her 17~18. In ME lore they make it clear 110 is "young adult" for her race.
I really don't get the push from day 1 for Tali to be an LI, she didn't become attractive to me until 2 when she started being more of an actual character instead of a Codex mouthpiece.
it's literally just the accent
don't forget the hips
when your only options were fricking ashley and liara it creates desperation for any possible third option
I just fricking abstain from it in ME1 honestly. I personally viewed Shep as still being too much of an official soldier (even though he technically isn't with his Spectre status) to engage in that level fraternizing anyway.
Still being more of an official soldier in ME1 anyway, by ME2 all bets are off. You're working for a fricking high class terrorist organization and operating primarily in the wild west of the galaxy.
>tfw ywn get an 18 rated version of KOTOR3 where you can party up with Mission and date her and go on space adventures with lots of dialogue flexibility
bros, not like this
IIRC Shepard is 29 in ME1, "technically" 31 in 2, and 32 in 3.
Based on the comics Tali's is essentially just the duration of a month or so before ME1's events up until the SR1 is blown up.
It's a passage into adulthood. I don't think it'd ever specifically stated when they start it, just as young adults. Likewise I don't remember if it's ever mentioned how long Tali has been on hers in ME.
I always imagined that it starts around 20 and lasts for around 2-5 years.
are you trying to imply women can't have dicks? It's 2022 for frick sake stop being a fricking bigot homosexual your bitvh
AND default face
I'm convinced people who complain about playable female have never played a porn game, let alone watched porn. The purpose of a female PC is to look at cute/hot girls and jerk off to them in conjunction with the high of playing a good video game. I can only assume the people who make these threads have only ever played shit games or games with ugly, unfappable women. If you make your FemShep attractive, what is wrong with wanting to see if get fricked? It's not any more gay than professional porn angles where they focus on penises for 80% of the sex.
Well yeah that’s why most porn is cuckhold porn by default
>I'm convinced people who complain about playable female have never played a porn game
I don't think you understand what that implies
I will wake up tomorrow and the endings to this franchise will actually be good
I will wake up tomorrow and the endings to this franchise will actually be good
I will wake up tomorrow and the endings to this franchise will actually be good
I will wake up tomorrow and the endings to this franchise will actually be good
Where's Market Manager Otto on that memorial?
The kill count isn't high enough. They should have let you murder even more
>he played ME
Oh nonononono
ftfy
I always play a soldier as femshep and I always max out her first aid, combat armor, and charm options but leave the rest at 0 while I max out the squadmates for the genuine female soldier experience
Who cares? You homosexuals will argue about anything.
>ctrl + f
>"Krogan wiener"
>0 results
krogan wiener is kinda mid
>"with salacious trepidation: I want you inside me big boy"?
Bless that Anon who wrote this kek
Shame that they offed Pressly. Not that he was a phenomenal character or anything but I guess they needed someone relevant from the crew to die.
Mass Effect CaC is so heinous
But custom modelled sheperd is also heinous
it's a real conundrum, is there some kind of CaC sheperd that doesn't look like vomit? Doesn't have to be attractive, just not like a potato
I understand that I will never be a woman. That is why I play male Shepherd.
If you played anything but Sheploo, you're a fricking queer.
They're going to force the liara romance into canon in me4 even though she's by far the weakest option for both shepards
You will meet your asari daughter(concieved when liara mind melded with you one kast time) who hates you for not being there in her childhood despite being dead/missing for a few centuries because the writers know nothing but daddy issues
God I hate asari
you're both homosexuals for different reasons
Would be even more hilarious if they didn't make the romance canon and the melding was basically rape.
this won't happen because bioware knows some angry taligay would burn down their offices
This isn't 2013 anymore anon, most of them are either dead or would never play an ME game again. So they don't matter to canon
It's clear someone on the writing team wanted her to be the canon romance. She can't be killed in one or two and only final push on earth is a chance for it to occur if you get there with the lowest EMS level. She saves you from the collectors in ME2 and is always the default fill if you didn't romance anyone in the games.
Based yurichads. Femshep is canon and Liara is the canon LI. All you self insert losers drooling over generic buzzcut soldier guy #3409544 can get fricked.
I am not a troony to play as a female homosexual
>Killing off the race with the hottest women (women who are incredibly family oriented and conservative) to save some glorified toasters that you're just going to destroy later anyway.
I got Mass Erect Lesbianary Edition for free, is this shit worth playing for someone who hates movie-games? A game that is more cutscenes, dialog boxes, and QTE than actual playing has to be as good as MGS for me to like it.
it's a deeply flawed series that everyone should play through at least once
>for free
SOMETHING GIVEN HAS NO VALUE
not really. it's as buggy and flawed as the OG releases but with more bugs and flaws. Their "fixes" to ME 1s levels and combat are laughable
I can't imagine Shepards autistic lines coming out of anyone other than default maleshep.
MaleShep x Kaidan is best ending
delete this nephew
don't tell the americans about what happens in the army
>>he wasn't a troony
Yes.
>He played Shepherd as anything but the default avatar
What do you guys think of my Shepard?
looks like the antagonist in a shitty western porn game
Of course I did.
Taligays are weird, I may be a Taligay but I'm not weird
I did and I was playing with my girldick the entire time UwU
I played male only to frick Tali. Every time.